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rewinding sound

air echo

bike bell

bustle

rhythmic music

laughs

laughs

rhythmic music

guttural sounds

burst

- blackboard chalk - flutter bird

bird squawk

hard hits

- crackling fire - heavy thumps

burst

metallic sound

birds singing

bird squawk

- birds singing - bird squawk

flapping

wind burst

- squawking - suspenseful music

suspensful music

- flapping - suspenseful music

- suspensful music - flapping

suspenseful music

music

Ah, ah, oh, ah, ah, oh

Ah, ah, ah, oh, oh

sounds Enloquéceme by OV7

Under the sky the city It starts to light up

Tonight all that I want to dance

I just hope this time Do you want to come closer

And start like this

Dancing, singing

- Drive me crazy - We all sing this part!

Uh baby I cant hide it

I feel in my whole body The madness of your love

music changes

I hate being here

Because of you

I hate being here

Because of you

Gabriel: Turn that shit off!

You said I can put what I want.

Yes, thats what we said.

Such bad taste!

Play reggaeton when you get your car.

Listen, at least I can drive. Right?

Paloma is learning to drive.

emphasizes To crash.

Gabriel...

Its normal to make mistakes at the beginning.

Practice makes perfect.

Besides its not my fault, it was the post.

- Oh, yeah! The post cropped up. - Dont be an asshole.

- Thats what happened. - Hey, language!

Say something! Nobody touches the hat.

Paloma: Dad, say something!

Lets turn off the music for a moment.

Mom, its always the same.

MarĂ­a sighs

mocking laugh Ha ha!

school buzzer

Gabriel: It was back there.

No! The entrance is there.

Yes, but you cant leave us at the entrance.

- Were not five. - So what?

Theyll see us around you.

Paloma: Yeah. Were getting out. Okay?

- Down, now! - Get down!

- Dad! - Listen, Paloma,

you wont get out flying. Wait until I park.

- Youre not parking. - Paloma: Dad!

- Gabriel: Oh! - Let them.

engine working

sighs

What do you want to hear?

Anything that they doesnt like.

car engine

sounds Nada de nada by Marco Di Mauro

That was the words Im not dare to say to you

Which would sound like this

Id be crazy to change your smile

- How are you? - Sil laughs

- Sil: How are you? - All good.

Around the world for nothing at all

That youre all that I want

And all I ask of God

Ill be waiting for you

hard hit

Good morning, Leonor.

- Good morning, Ednita. - Morning, Doctor.

- Want some? - No, thanks.

That stuff pierces your stomach.

Health comes first.

Youre right, Doctor.

Ill throw them away,

but first, Ill finish them.

munching sound

footsteps

phone ringing

startled gasp

indistinct voices

Its missing the Gucci logo.

Come on, people, I need creative ideas, okay?

IvĂĄn: Break the system, change the order,

and separate from the past.

IvĂĄn: You get me, right?

- MartĂ­n: Yes, boss. - Aldo: Yes.

I know. Inflatable unicorns.

Lets buy hundreds.

Luis, please, weve already talked about this.

You know Im afraid of unicorns.

Its wrong. A horse with a horn?

Let me remind you that we have a limited budget for this party.

IvĂĄn: Yes, MarĂ­a. Lets check it out another day.

We should bring 80s comedians

like they used to do in MarĂ­as time, retro style...

- Luis: Yes. - Like, ehm...

- vintage. - Vintage.

I love it.

Itd be inclusive because theyll all be old.

- Besides, my goodness! - man: I love it.

Well dress a wall with donuts.

Come on, Luis.

I can ask my brother to come, hes a magician,

and can make some tricks...

Thats a no.

That wont work, cuz. In this company

nepotism isnt acceptable.

Were planning the one-year anniversary party

of Ïbris, the top company in Mex...

Worldwide, I may say.

IvĂĄn: And you have these ideas?

Unicorns...

Donuts...

- Magicians. - No, Im sorry, boss...

- My apologies. - Accepted.

- bustle - It was a good idea.

I know. We should rent Chapultepec Castle

and we fill it with models dressed as the Heroic Cadets.

- I love it. - I agree.

- Really? - I love it.

We can convince one of them to throw down.

- Two. - That may be the performance.

I dont want to be a party popper,

but let me remind you about the limited budget,

if theres a fall, it would be more expensive.

- Yes, MarĂ­a. Well... - bustle

Hear me out, if they rented

the castle to Iñårritu, they might rent it to us too.

- We just have to make the call. - Ill say my last name.

- IvĂĄn: My name is enough. - bustle

An applause, because Im really proud of our team.

IvĂĄn: Bravo! I love it!

IvĂĄn: I love it!

ÂĄUh, uh!

One, two, three...

Leopardus!

Leopardus! Leopardus!

- boys: L eopardus! - My brother is an idiot.

Well, yeah. Usually, handsome people are stupid.

Its the balance of nature.

laughs

sounds Artagels by Claire Elise Boucher

wind burst

CONFERENCE

Artagels continues

- Sil: Tell her something. - To whom?

To whom? To Vicky. You like her, dont play dumb.

Thats not true, youre joking.

Sil: Well, tell her at her party.

Paloma: Were not invited.

Its fine. We just have to show up.

Were not party people,

we stay at home watching TV series about party people.

Pal, no offense, youre like a little old lady.

But I still love you.

Dimwit!

Prostate cancer is the most lethal amongst men.

There are 9.8 deaths out of every 100 thousand cases.

But an early detection helps the prognosis

and the survival rate increases.

So were taking the Healthy Prostate Bus

nationwide.

Even to the most remote communities.

crinkling sound

- Thats the name? - Rolando: What?

Is that the name of the bus?

- grunting - Yes, the HPB.

Healthy Prostate Bus.

Okay, if you like it, Doc.

- Thank you, Blanca. - Whats with it?

Id use a flashier name.

Its not about being flashy.

The Weenie Mobile.

- Ill think about it. - The Cockcycle.

The Peepee Car.

- The Dick Bus. - Yeah.

- The Dong Ship. - Pablo: Thats it!

Those are very good ideas.

Thank you.

Youre not thinking outside the box, man, right?

IvĂĄn, hear me out.

We have to be careful with the money.

I dont want to cancel the party,

but maybe we could do it when we have at least a client?

Listen, MarĂ­a, when my dad gave me the money

for this business, he told me, IvĂĄn, dont fuck it up,

this will be the last time Ill give you money.

- Okay. - And then, he said

that I couldnt hire my friends,

that I had to hire normal people,

ordinary people.

And from those interviewed,

- you were the most... normal - hitting ball

of all.

Oh... Okay...

swish

What are you saying?

You have no vote here.

You dont pay attention to laughter therapy.

I dont think that would increase my productivity.

Come on, Im the Financial Manager!

- Yeah. - My job is to take care of you

- and the money. - No, no, no, MarĂ­a,

your job is to provide the tools

for me to materialize dreams.

swish

- The Hooker Bus. - What?

No, that sounds awful. Thats it. Bye, Pablo.

A candy, sir?

- Yes. Thank you. - Bye.

- The... - Rolando: Bye.

I think Mr. Pablo is right.

Really? You too, Blanca?

You need a catchy name to get the money, Doctor.

Its not about dazzling with shiny things.

Its about passing on the information

in an effective way.

I know, Doctor, but no offense,

thats the saddest presentation Ive seen.

I like it.

To each their own. crinkling sound

sudden music

Im not going to stop until I cross my finish line

It doesnt matter if it takes My whole life

And boy, theres no fear here, We left it in the drawer

Closer!

- coach: Shoot! - And yes, I am Mexican

And this is just getting started

coach: Yes, thats it.

This kid has...

- This kid... - hard hit

Oh! That was amazing, Gabriel!

- Youre the best! - whistle

This kid has a badass flow

This kid...

- sound burst - Gabriel!

This kid was The one no one listened to

Without speaking...

We need to talk.

This kid has a badass flow

music ends

Youre doing great, baby.

- Dont talk, you distract me. - Okay. I wont.

- Youre talking. - Yes, sorry.

suspense music

Paloma: Oh, no! A speed bump.

Thats the biggest speed bump Ive seen.

Calm down. Its going to be fine.

That didnt happen last time.

suspense music

SPEED BUMP

screeching tires

No, no, no, no, I cant. I cant. I cant.

soft hit

Okay, youll do it next time, baby.

Dont call me baby. You dont call Gabriel baby.

I dont want to drive anymore.

- beep - door opens

shutting door

tantrum

Gabriel: I dont get it.

coach: Youre on the edge, Gabriel.

If you fail another subject, you wont play again.

In this school,

they take education very seriously.

I think I havent failed Biology yet.

Work on that one.

Its gonna be hard, the teacher hates me.

I told him that his class is useless and he got mad.

Well, fix it, Gabriel, because we need you.

Playoffs are coming and weve never made it

to quarterfinals.

People...

is comparing us with the National Team.

Yes, coach, that wont happen again, I promise.

They already told your parents.

- far whistle - soft hit

footsteps

sighs Goddammit!

hard knocking

Gabriel,

open the door!

Hey, Paloma, were calling you!

- hard hits - MarĂ­a: Paloma!

Rolando: Gabriel!

MarĂ­a: Paloma, were waiting for you.

This is serious, sweetie.

Leave it. They wont open.

They dont listen.

Ive tried, but she never listens.

I dont know why, but no one under 30 listens to me.

We wanted to have kids, right?

Kids, yes.

Not teenagers.

- crickets chirping - flutter

bird squawk

sound burst

click

MarĂ­a,

Rolando: what if we could turn back time

when they were six?

Is your time machine available?

No, but I have something similar.

Why are you grounding me?

- I did nothing wrong. - Listen.

A family trip is not a punishment, Paloma.

Its been ages since we went out together.

As a family.

But were together all the time.

What else do you want?

I know what we need.

Ah, ah, ah, oh

Ah, ah, ah, oh

- Ah, ah, ah, oh - Ah, ah, ah, oh

they sing I have the rhythm

And you have everything else

- Come on, Paloma! - You like this part.

Rolando: You used to sing this.

I think Im starting To fall in love, I love you

If youre not afraid, youll see

That the night will burn

Dancing...

birds singing

car engine

suspenseful music

car engine

suspenseful music

suspenseful music

tires on dirt

tires on water

suspenseful music

MarĂ­a, I dont remember

going through this tunnel before.

MarĂ­a: You should turn back.

How? This is only one way.

power off sound

Paloma: Dad.

sound burst

Paloma scared Dad, Im scared. Go back.

Rolando: Calm down, Paloma, nothings going to happen.

- Paloma: Dad, Im scared. - sound burst

MarĂ­a: Its gonna be fine.

Gabriel: Wait, dont go too fast.

sound burst

Paloma: Dad!

power off sound

crickets chirping

Rolando stammering The van broke down.

- Gabriel: What? - MarĂ­a: Everything is okay.

Paloma is nervous No, mom. Youre wrong.

thunder sound

Paloma moaning I cant push any longer.

Gabriel: Oh! My sneakers are ruined.

MarĂ­a desperate Honey, we should get in the car?

Rolando: No, keep pushing forward,

I see something.

- thunder - moans

Rolando: Push.

MarĂ­a moans Ah!

door shuts

suspenseful music

suspenseful music

suspenseful music

- Rolando: Knock. - harp chords

MarĂ­a nods

- knocking door - crickets chirping

MarĂ­a: Hello?

- thunder - screams

Dont do that. You scared the shit out of us.

MarĂ­a: Yes.

crickets chirping

- Good night, maam. - Isaura: Night.

Look, our van broke down

and maybe we can use your phone.

I dont have one.

Do you know if theres a garage

or a gas station near here?

- No. - Do you have some food?

No.

- Isnt this a diner? - Yes, but no.

Please, we dont have any other place to go.

And the kids are hungry.

Were not kids.

Rolando: Hey, this is not the time, Gabriel.

Lets stay in the car.

Yes, Im not getting in there.

MarĂ­a muttering Youll do what I say.

Why do we always have to do what you say?

raises voice You never do as youre told.

You always ask for bullshit, like this trip.

- Paloma: Mjm. - Language, Gabriel!

Hey, stop it!

Youre here with good reason.

Isaura: Come in.

Come in.

- crickets chirping - soft hit

Rolando sighs

Shes killing you first.

What?

In scary movies,

jerks are the first to die.

Gabriel: Shut up! Move!

mysterious music

Do you know whats the best of this?

That well never forget about this trip.

Gabriel: Damn, sounds great!

The best trip in history.

wind burst

Isaura: Dinners ready.

Thank you, maam.

You can call me Isaura.

We dont want to be a burden.

Isaura: No,

youre here, because you had to be here.

Isaura: ÂĄUhm!

The path of wisdom.

Look? Thats what I told you.

These experiences shape the character.

kissing sound

The recipe of this mushroom soup is special.

Just a few had tasted it.

Those who have something to learn.

celestial chimes

- There are no spoons? - No.

Sweetie, we dont need spoons.

Its fine.

sarcastically Enjoy the soup.

Thank you.

muttering Why did you ask?

- Im sorry. - MarĂ­a: Stop!

suspensful music

Rolando slurps

Rolando savoring

savoring In fact, its really good.

suspensful music

MarĂ­a savoring

Yes, its actually pretty good.

chimes

Rolando slurps

MarĂ­a slurps

all savoring

- Paloma: Yes, its good. - Gabriel: Yes, it is.

- Tastes good. - Gabriel: So good.

Gabriel slurps

Paloma: What mushroom is it?

Paloma: Delicious!

- Gabriel slurps - Its so good.

MarĂ­a: What did you eat?

Paloma y Rolando savoring

soft hit

wind burst

echo voice Dont you feel...

MarĂ­a: ...weird?

echoing laughter

- echoing laughter - Paloma: So annoying.

Gabriel: Dont you feel super weird?

- spooky sound - laughs

laughs

grunts

burst

eagle singing

burst

laughs

echoes

bone cracking

bone cracking

creepy music

creepy music

creepy music

creepy music

creepy music

music ends

thunder

burst

fly buzzing

fly buzzing

fly buzzing

moaning Oh! What the heck?

moans My body aches.

suspensful music

surprised ÂĄAh!

Ah!

suspensful music

heavy breath

sighs

soft hits

suspensful music

- amazed - screams

No. No, cmon!

This should be a dream. slap

screams No!

- Whats going on, baby? - surprised Mom?

Paloma?

No way! No way!

No, calm down. This should be a dream. Right?

slap

Whats wrong with you?

Mom, its not a dream. Youre in my body.

sighs

wood cracking

Gabriel: Whats going on?

Sounds weird, right?

Gabriel?

Why do you look me like that, mom?

Calm down, love. Alls gonna be fine. Okay?

Whats on with you? Why do you call me that?

wood cracking

Why is my dad in the mirror?

Oh, man, dont be an asshole.

mysterious music

sighs

screams No! Im old.

Rolando: Good morning, family.

Rolando yawns

That knocked me down. The soup was weird, right?

slurps

yawns

Hi, dad.

MarĂ­a sighs

Rolando: What? But...

mysterious music

screams

echoing screams

echoes

knocking door

- Stay here! - Oh, no!

sighs

sighs

- Its the police. - Paloma: No, mom.

Rolando: Everybody, breathe now.

- MarĂ­a: Easy. - Everythings gonna be okay.

- MarĂ­a: Yes... - knocking door

door opens

Padilla: Morning.

Good morning, officer.

Is that van yours?

suspensful music

Yes.

Is it all okay?

suspensful music

Rolando: We had no problem, but it suddenly broke down.

The good thing is that Mrs. Isaura helped us.

- Thats not possible! - Im sorry?

- Isaura died 20 years ago. - Is that a joke?

music on headphones

You dont play with the dead.

metal clank

Gabriel, Ill count up to three for you to come down.

One,

MarĂ­a: two...

MarĂ­a: Gabriel, get down, Im calling you.

MarĂ­a: Three.

Whats up with your dad?

Wants to talk with his girlfriend.

cracking sound

In front of his wife?

Thats bold!

Rolando: Yeah, okay. Whats wrong with the van?

Nothing. Looks perfect to me. Tell your dad to turn it on.

No, I can do it.

Do you have your drivers license?

annoyedly Yes.

Let me tell you, it wont work.

Mmm!

engine starts

- Rolando: Damn! - See?

I dont know what happened.

He knows nothing about cars.

- He knows about dicks. - Youre going too far.

Dont talk your dad like that.

- Yes, respect me. - Gabriel, get in the car.

Can we go now, dad?

Yes, sweetie.

Im sorry, its a game we play.

Paloma: Thank you, Captain.

So funny.

- Good luck. - See you later.

Paloma: Can we go now?

- Were on our way. - Were going out, Paloma.

car engine

truck drives away

POLICE spooky sound

What did you do, Isaura?

Gabriel: Dad, cant you go faster?

Rolando: Im driving at an appropriate speed.

Cant you see the curves?

No, mom. Youre a case.

No! Not even with a filter.

Were not staying like this.

Mom, I dont want to see like this for all eternity.

Im not bad for my age, okay?

Sit down and put your seatbelt now!

At the speed youre driving...

What would I tell Tania?

Yuck! Are you kissing her in dads body?

Obviously no.

- Gross! - MarĂ­a: Okay, stop.

Im sure everythings going to be fine.

Paloma mimics MarĂ­a

MarĂ­a: I saw you.

far ambulance siren

Rolando: Its here! Come!

Hi, Doctor.

Blanquita told me that you went on a trip.

How was it?

It was awesome! Great idea we had to come!

Well, and...

I think its a great time to run some test.

That are for...

For our medical insurance provider.

You know how it is, Ednita.

Im Mrs. Edna for you, young man.

What kind of lab tests do you need, Doc?

funny music

Whichever there are.

Run all of them. Bring them on.

Well, follow me.

Thanks.

sounds O by Pulso

electric buzz

scanning sound

I want to try Without ever doubting again

treadmill whirring

But hurry up, Gabriel.

You can do it, youre young.

Or to see too much

Edna: Thats it!

- Easy, Doctor. Why so nervous? - Gabriel: Oh, God.

- That melt the truth - Cant go any faster?

I dont know how to lose my place

scanning sound

Of reality

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

- Auch! - Gabriel: Move!

Paloma: Mom!

- Stop! Kids, please! - Stop fighting.

- Hey! - Stop!

Close the door.

door creaks

sighs

Im so sorry, family.

- Oh! What happened, love? - Were healthy.

Rolando: Very.

Well, medically speaking, theres nothing wrong.

Well should go see a specialist because youre a penis expert.

- This is something else. - Stop it, Gabriel!

Theres no body exchange specialist,

dont be an asshole.

Oh, Paloma! Gabriel! Stop it already!

- Now! - Agh!

What did that lady give us?

A mushroom soup.

Paloma and I know a shroom expert.

muttering Theyre not gonna like this.

ADVANCED CARE HOSPITAL

cumbia music

cumbia music

MarĂ­a: Calm down, baby.

He said hed be here.

Gabriel: There he is.

Where do you know this person from?

High school. Hes three years older than me,

but he hasnt graduated.

Is that your expert?

Hes the best.

Bros! Im sorry to meet you here,

but Teddy doesnt like staying at home.

So Im walking him. Yesterday, we went to the zoo,

but that wasnt the best vibe for him.

- No, its okay. - Come.

Paloma: Come here!

- Bernie: Come on in. - Rolando: Oh!

cumbia music

street bustle

Well, how can I help you?

Man, we ate some mushrooms by accident.

My stuff?

Because, as you know, there are no refunds.

No, man, we bought those somewhere else.

Oh, good, thats the problem.

I sell high-quality products.

Well, they kinda did something to us.

Okay, let me see.

plastic crack

celestial music

celestial music

celestial music

Yes, yes, yes, theres no doubt about it.

Youre on the trip.

And how long does it last?

It depends, from 20 minutes to a year.

- What? - That long?

Well, some people stay that way forever.

No!

Actually, yours is a special case.

Whatever you consumed, its not common mushroom.

Its something...

magical.

Motherfucker!

Damn it!

celestial music

music ends

Rolando: Magic shrooms.

Are you kidding?

Is there any other explanation?

Magic or not, we have to come up with a plan.

We have to behave as normal as possible.

emphasize And dont you talk about this!

- Why not? - Do you remember Aunt Lourdes?

She told everybody

that her canary urged her to commit crimes.

MarĂ­a: He ended up in an asylum.

No one knows what happened to the canary.

I should tell Tania.

Come on!

She wont believe you, are you deaf?

- We cant tell anybody. - nods

We should decide what to do at school and work.

Uhm! No!

I wont go like this to school.

Paloma, if we miss classes,

people will suspect somethings going on.

Your dad and I can go to the school

and you to our jobs.

No, I wont go to your business.

I wont stick my finger inside any man.

- Gabriel! - Yuck!

My brother is right for a change.

Mom, I dont know what you do at work.

Look, I have an appointment with investors in two weeks.

I can say I have to work on the presentation

to cancel all my appointments

so you dont have to be inside anybody.

There it is. Problem solved.

But you have to go to all the soccer practices,

because theyll leave me out if I miss them.

Yes, Gabriel.

burps

Dont count on me.

crickets chirping

Hey! I just want to ask for a favor,

dont sleep in the same room, and dont you ever do...

- stuff. - Yeah, yeah.

I can sleep on the couch if that makes you feel good.

- Alright? - Thanks, dad.

hit on table

- stomach growling - Oh! Whats up, love?

I dont know. I dont feel good.

Gabriel, your body is intolerant to starch, lactose and gluten.

Paloma: No wonder. Gross!

- MarĂ­a: Stop it, Paloma. - Rolando: Youve to be careful

- with what you eat. - Paloma cries

Tania: Hi, love.

Hello, my love.

music

Why do you look like that?

Gabriel: No, the thing is...

I pressed something and I cant turn it off now.

Gabriel, you sound weird.

The thing is...

Ive got a throat infection.

Oh, no, poor baby.

Are you coming to see me? I miss you.

- I cant, - Tania: I miss you.

No, I cant. Im so grounded.

surprised music

At least, we can see at school in the morning.

I dont know whats going on. I cant hear you well.

Tania: Gabriel.

clicking sound

surprised music

music ends

- Kids, were leaving. - claps

footsteps

No, no, no, no, no,

youre not going out wearing that.

What? You look amazing.

Wont go out like that. First, give me the watch.

MarĂ­a: Oh!

Rolando: What would they say?

- Oh! - No, no, no, no, mom.

I look like a possessed kid.

What about you, bible salesman?

- Paloma, dont overreact. - Youre missing something, mom.

- No! Hey! - MarĂ­a: Oh, kids!

- MarĂ­a: Oh, no! - Rolando: Gabriel.

- Paloma: Give it to me! - Gabriel, dont start.

Paloma: Whats up, Gabriel?

- Gabriel! - All over again.

- Give it to me! - No! Paloma.

- Paloma, Paloma. - Please. Im asking you.

The neighbors are going to hear us.

You cant go like that to work.

Again with the finger. Stop already!

- Here. - Mom, please.

- Gabriel, take this. - Go change.

- Gabriel! - Id wash it, mom.

- Take it. - Im begging you.

Go change, now!

Arent you changing too?

Gabriel, lets go change.

Were all going to change, Gabriel.

- Come on. - Come on, baby! Baby...

muttering Ill count to three, baby.

MarĂ­a: Please, dont call me that.

Paloma: Its always Gabriel.

music

music

BEEHIVE INSTITUTE

funny music

MarĂ­a: Im getting PTSD

- from our high school days. - Lets see.

Rolando: Calm down, were two successful, mature,

- MarĂ­a nods - and professionals.

We wont get in troubles.

funny music

MarĂ­a: No.

funny music

- Its Tania. - MarĂ­a nods

Come.

funny music

music ends

Doctor! Oh, dont yell at me.

I know I shouldnt be eating this, but...

Why not? Those are top notch.

- Want some? - Hell, yeah.

cracking sound

- creak - sudden music

footsteps

funny music

laughs

music ends

IvĂĄn: Team, team!

Come, join me in here.

IvĂĄn: Come. Come, team.

IvĂĄn: Well have...

our therapy.

- Is that way. - friend Alright.

Rolando: Yes, its okay.

friend: I swear.

paper crinkling

Good morning, people.

- Good morning. - Hello, Gabriel.

Good luck.

Hows your day going?

- Its great. - Any news?

- None. What about you? - friend: Its all good.

- Its all good. - Tania: Gabriel!

sudden music

Well, I should go to class to get a good seat.

sudden music

Have an excellent and productive day.

laughs

- Whats up with that guy? - Hes in love.

- friend 2: I think so. - sudden music

funny music

sounds Contra viento y marea by Intocable

Maybe against the world

Ill fight anyone

without a second thought

Doctor... Good to see you.

- Someone called... - Rolando: Dont bother me.

Ill be... working.

Ill do or die

He always greets me, but hes not in the mood now.

Just to be with you

Hey, Pal. Pal, Pal.

You had me worried.

- You ghosted me all weekend. - Yes, how are you?

Im glad to see you.

- kissing sound - Whats wrong?

Nothing, why?

You look different.

No, not at all. Im normal, as always.

funny music

Agh! I hate the patriarchy.

I hate it. I hate it all.

Did you knock in the head or what?

Are you okay?

Yeah... Yes.

- This way. Where are you going? - hesitates Yeah...

Well, what do you think, dear team, shall we start?

- Yes, yes. - Perfect.

Come!

faking laughs

More! More!

IvĂĄn: MarĂ­a!

MarĂ­a, laugh or well start all over again.

all laughing

More. More!

laughs continues

Bernie: The bond with your dog

its what really matters.

Thats why it always follows me.

Ill tell him, Teddy, stay, and he stays completely...

- Teddy! - Gabriel laughs

Bernie: Teddy!

BIOLOGY 2

soft hit

sighs

- Gabriel? - Shut up!

Oh, sorry!

chimes

breathing

Gabriel, what are you doing?

hesitates Tania, how are you?

Bad. Ive been missing you a lot.

Rolando: Me too. Ive...

missed you...

a bunch.

- What was that? - What thing?

Are you still sick?

Yes, my belly is killing me.

Wasnt it the throat?

Its a rotavirus, it affects the digestive system too.

I dont care getting it.

No, you see, thats how pandemics begin.

Man, tell me whats going on.

Isnt that the bell?

- No? - Are you sure?

I think I heard it.

I dont want to get late to class.

You always skip the first.

- sighs - Not anymore.

My education comes first.

- smacks lips - What about me?

- sighs - Tania,

forget about boys.

Focus on your future. Okay?

Well, have a great day.

sudden music

music ends

MarĂ­a: Your dress looks gorgeous.

Thanks.

- Hey, you talked to her! - Yes, why?

Because you never do.

You love her in silence.

Like a lady from the 19th century.

emotional music

MarĂ­a: Love her?

Yes, you didnt know?

Its the first girl I like, right?

So cute!

Youre being weird.

phone ringing

Aldo: I got some great options for the party from ChatGPT.

IvĂĄn: I love it.

Aldo: But I dont get it yet.

IvĂĄn: Please, give me good news.

Its Ïbris first anniversary.

Lidia: Ive got good news and bad news.

I talked to the people of the castle.

Lidia: They said they can rent it.

Good.

But they thought the semi-nude acrobats

throwing themselves down covered in flags

is in bad taste.

- MartĂ­n: No, what? - IvĂĄn: Why?

They have no vision, man.

Well, IvĂĄn,

but were having the Japanese Chef

that makes Omurice.

The one brought by Luisito Comunica.

MartĂ­n: Oh, yes!

He accepted, but doesnt speak Spanish.

Were gonna need an interpreter.

IvĂĄn: Dont worry.

Well hire a Japanese teacher for the company.

And we can save in the interpreter.

bustle

Aldo: I love it!

sniffs

IvĂĄn: Oh, that stinks!

Paloma makes noise

funny music

funny music

door opens

funny music

door closes

Good morning, professor.

Uhm! Hey, Gabriel!

I just wanted to tell you that from now on,

Ill put real effort in your class.

Ill do whatever I can

to improve my grades and reach my full potential.

- sarcastic laugh - Yeah, well see.

Whats up with him?

- speaks in latin - Natura non facit saltus.

sighs

Nature does nothing in jumps, professor.

Youre right. Consuetudinis vis magna est.

Great is the power of habit.

A bit of Cicero, to begin this morning.

Professor.

funny music

funny music

funny music

snoring

- door opens - Doctor!

Eh! Doctor!

Oh, no!

- Oh, doctor! - What the...?

- Doctor! - Damn it. What happened?

What happened?

hesitates Eh... you have a patient, doctor.

A patient? We cancelled every appointment.

nervous Yes, but I forgot to call Mr. Medina.

Well, tell him to come another day.

Hes coming from Campeche to see you.

I think it would be rude.

Well, tell him to check out the city.

- He can ride the cablebus. - He came for his exam.

- Which one? - Prostate.

Ill get him ready.

tense music

So, the first reference to the cell was...

Rolando: Done by an English man,

Robert Hooke, in the 17th century,

to point at the gaps in certain vegetables.

sudden music

phone ringing

Dad, pick up. Pick up.

Professor: Thats correct.

phone ringing

Gabriel: Dad, pick up,

pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.

breathing heavily

Professor: Well keep talking about plasma membrane.

typing

HOW TO GET A PROSTATE EXAM? sudden music

tense music

sudden music

Can he come in?

Gabriel upset No, wait.

Im looking for a tutorial.

sudden music

Damn it!

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

sudden music

Gabriel: You can do it, Gabriel.

You just have to get in...

and out, keep calm.

footsteps

Come on in, Mr. Medina.

Thank you.

Whats up?

- Blanca: Ill leave you alone. - Humberto: Thanks.

Whats up? What?

What?

- Lie down. - Just like that?

What?

We always have a previous chitchat.

Im trying a more direct technique.

Coming in...

and out.

Okay.

tense music

sighs

Gabriel: You can do it, Gabriel.

Humberto.

Oh, yes. Humberto.

Gabriel is my hands name.

tense music

Youre crazy, man.

tense music

tense music

Humberto moans Oh!

tense music

Humberto moans Oh!

tense music

- pop sound - music ends

Gabriel: Oh, asshole!

celestial music

LOS ALTOS HOSPITAL

footsteps away

Hey, Rolan...

Rolando?

Rolando?

- emotional music - knocking door

Blanca: Doctor?

emotional music

Doctor?

I wont ever be the same.

emotional music

Hes feeling dizzy?

- emotional music - door closes

coach: Im gonna be honest, boys,

no one believed in you.

Not even me.

But

youve managed to have

a rather decent team

able to win the championship.

Youre like Celaya team from 1995.

Although any of you had been born

and you dont know what Im saying.

Rolando: Butragueño team.

burst

They got to the finals against Necaxa, sir.

Yes, Gabriel. Very good!

Guys, education is essential.

Lets give it all.

Because unlike Celaya 1995,

well be victorious.

Ready? Lets go!

lively buzz

boys: O ne, two, three...

Leopardus.

emotional music

boys: ÂĄLeopardus!

lively buzz

emotional music

emotional music

coach: Come on, Rafa. There! Forward, Gabriel.

- hard hit - music fades

painful scream

coach: Your left leg sucks!

- coach: It sucks! - Manuel: Get up!

moans

Oh, thank you, friend.

Manuel: Are you okay?

Yes. Im just warming up.

breathing heavily

coach: Come on, boys.

Go by the sideline. Come on, Rafa.

- Go. - whistle

bustle

speed burst

bustle

bustle

- hard hit - sound burst

- metal hit - Oh!

Ouch!

- howl - Oh!

grunts

laughs

Are you okay?

school bustle

Tania: Ill be right back.

Tania: Hi, sir.

Tania.

Are you looking for Gabriel?

Yeah, well...

nervous The truth is

that I needed to think about something else.

I had a...

burst

sickened

burst

...weird day.

Since youre here, can I ask you something?

Yes.

Do you know if Grabriel is fine?

Hes being weird with me.

Hes being weird in general.

Speaks Latin in class.

school bustle

I guess teenagers are like that.

I thought something happened in the trip

and doesnt want to tell me.

Im sorry. I shouldnt have asked you.

Tania...

What Im about to tell

is going hard to believe, okay?

quirky music

I am Gabriel.

- What? - Yes.

The van broke down during the trip

and we stopped at a highway diner.

Then, an old lady gave us some shroom soup...

magical ones...

and when I woke up, I was in my dads body.

After that, Bernie told us were still on a trip,

but he doesnt know when itd end.

quirky music

Baby, look at me.

I know this is too hard to believe,

but I swear it is true.

- Baby, I can tell you... - Yuck!

something that we only know.

quirky music

Our first kiss was in Sex Education

during an abstinence video.

quirky music

Remember?

quirky music

Tania!

angry This is a super cruel joke, sir.

I can understand it from Gabriel, but you...

Youre an adult and a Doctor.

- Baby, Im Gabriel. - Yuck!

Tell Gabriel I dont want to see him again.

quirky music

- Paloma: Im home. - MarĂ­a: Hi.

hard hit

I dont know how you walk with these.

hard hit

amazed

kissing

fabric rustling

Youre in love.

Of Vicky, who is a cutie.

No, of course not.

And so nice. Come on, tell me more.

Did you talk to her?

A bit.

I dont know why dont you.

Its so easy, baby.

I can give you some tips...

Tips?

Thats why I dont talk to you,

because you always meddle and want to fix it all.

screaming Do you know what theyd say about me?

No, mom, you dont, because you never listen.

I wont forgive you.

No, I wont forgive you.

sounds SĂĄlvame by RBD

- MarĂ­a: Baby! - Paloma: Never, never!

Baby, I didnt mean to.

Paloma angry You crossed the line.

You went too far.

shutting door

Since youre not here

I survive on pure anxiety With a lump in my throat

And I cant stop thinking about you

Save me from oblivion

MarĂ­a sighs

Save me from the loneliness

Save me from the tedium

Never let me fall

I survive on pure anxiety With a lump in my throat

And I cant stop thinking about you

- wipes nose - Little by little my heart

- KEEP OUT - Its loosing the faith

What do we do?

Its loosing the voice

We dont do a thing.

Save me

Save me from the loneliness

music ends

- screeching tires - car engine

brakes

Gabriel: Well, get down.

The entrance is far away.

Its going to raise suspicion if we leave you there,

wed have already got down.

cracks her knuckles

- Well, I guess. - Down, now.

MarĂ­a: Gabriel!

doors open

- Rolando: Have an amazing day. - MarĂ­a: We love you!

Bye, mom.

bustle

screeching tires

Wanna do something?

We have to go to work.

amazed Is that my dads?

I am my dad.

- Hey, how are you? - soft music

digital dialig

sales man Welcome to Drop Shop.

- door sceeching - celestial music

celestial music

celestial music

celestial music

screams excitedly Ill try them on.

Youre buying them.

sounds Summers In My Soul by Smash Mob

Summers In My Soul coninues

music ends

water flows

footsteps

hard slap

We need to talk, asshole.

MarĂ­a: Hey...

have I ever mentioned my mother?

Talking about her, no.

But you complained about her. A lot.

What do I complain about?

That shes bossy,

that she always wants to be right.

That she wants you to be different.

She wants you to be perfect.

I do like your mom. Shes too much, yeah.

- But shes not bad. - Yes...

Shes so cool and comprehensive!

You never say good things about her.

emotional music

Youre not the same Paloma as always.

emotional music

Teenagers change constantly.

Its normal.

Pal, you dont need to change.

Youre good as you are.

Youre a good friend.

emotional music

The best?

The best!

Do you think well stay like this forever?

Dont say that, Paloma.

Were having a good time and you say depressing stuff.

I see you very comfortable with this.

- I am not. - Paloma: This...

You know how hard I worked to be the coolest guy in high-school?

Yeah, good for you!

But for me, going to school is horrible.

I cant even open up my heart with the girl I like.

To tell her that I like her.

Vicky, right?

Is that Vicky?

No, dont fuck with me. Is it Vicky?

- Yes! - I knew you liked her.

Rolando: Then, you arent mad.

No, were just worried.

Because were your friends and we love you.

If somethings wrong,

we can talk about those feelings.

If feel burnt out,

consider taking care of yourself.

Manuel: Dont worry about soccer.

You are the one who matters

Thank you, guys.

Manuel: Dont thank us.

Remember everything youve done for us.

Eduardo: When I came out of the closet,

you helped me telling the whole team.

emotional music

You set up my Grindr profile.

I wouldnt have met my boyfriend without you.

And you helped me copy during Math test

when I was about to lose my scholarship.

You bribed the teacher when he found out.

And when my dad was in the hospital,

you skipped classes to be with me and my mom.

Did I do all that?

Manuel: Sure, because you always say,

were a team in the field,

and also in life.

emotional music

sounds Summers In My Soul by Smash Mob

Blanca: Doctor...

Doctor...

What happened?

Im modernizing myself, Blanquita.

emphasizes Well, that looks modern.

Listen, Ive got you a surprise.

Blanca is nervous

ON BEHALF ON MY FAMILY AND MYSELF,

THANK YOU FOR HEALING ME. RAMÓN MENDOZA.

surprised Whos RamĂłn Mendoza?

Dont you remember him, Doctor?

You remember everybody.

sighs

Well, I dont remember him.

Im getting old.

The person that washes cars around the corner,

the one with five kids.

amazed Man!

laughs

He might have enjoyed the service.

Remember, you detected him a tumor.

Thanks to you, he could be treated in time.

You didnt even charge him.

emotional music

You said he reminded you of your dad.

Thats very important for you.

- door opens - emotional music

- door closes - emotional music

emotional music

emotional music

- Okay, Lidia, what up? - soft hit

I really cant understand.

agitated Hi, family!

IvĂĄn: Sit down, MarĂ­a, were on a meeting.

IvĂĄn: You told me we had it already,

what happened?

Lidia: Yes, we did, but Iñårritu

is doing Bard 2 and hes using the whole castle.

IvĂĄn: Oh, look!

Okay, but we have other options, right?

Okay, show me.

A terrace in the Roma neighborhood.

- Great. - Come on, Luis.

This is not a game, whats wrong with you?

hesitates An abandoned factory.

Sure, because this is a 90s rave.

IvĂĄn: No? No, team. Whats going on?

Paloma: Me, me.

Luis: Okay, no.

- IvĂĄn: What? - I know an amazing place.

IvĂĄn: Really? You?

Wrap me up, hold me tight

Rip my clothes off

Look, my soul Is naked

music ends

soft funny music

quirky music

MarĂ­a, how did you find this place?

I came here on a school trip.

quirky music

Many years ago.

Oh!

Well, I like it.

- Aldo: Yeah? - Yes, I really like it.

- Paloma screams excitedly - IvĂĄn: Its cool!

You who offered me A world just for me

You who told me, You are my life, Im for you

Rolando: I decided to specialize

in prostate cancer

because my dad, Gabriel Meza, got it.

He died so young.

Rolando: He couldnt see me or my children grow.

We couldnt detect it in an early stage.

I dont want that to happen to anybody.

emotional music

emotional music

phone vibrating

phone buzzes

Paloma: Mom.

Whats up, baby? Whos picking me up?

I dont know what to do.

I went out with your colleagues,

we grab a bite and well, long story short,

Paloma: we ended up in a party.

IvĂĄn: We expanded the place.

cumbia music

Damn, theyre all drunk!

Your boss is asking me to take him home.

Help me.

Im on my way.

PERCENTILE ANALYSIS

HYPOTHETICAL CASE

THANK YOU

This presentation is boring.

Yes.

Blanca: I already told him.

I told you, but youre a stubborn man.

It needs

bad pronunciation ponch.

Punch!

Well, Im sorry.

I think we can tune it up.

Yes, we should tune it up. My god!

merengue music

phone ringing

merengue music

IvĂĄn: Stairs...

I cant drive, I have no license.

I have no license either.

Paloma, youve got mine.

Why did you put that make-up?

MarĂ­a: Paloma, where did you get

the money from?

bustle

laughs and bustle

Paloma: No, mom!

- voices - car horn

Paloma: No, mom!

- Paloma: No, mom! - car horn

I cant drive, mom!

Mom, Im begging you, I cant drive, please.

No, mom, lets call him a taxi.

- Yes? - You can do it, MarĂ­a.

I trust you.

- MarĂ­a: Okay. - Paloma is nervous But...

Get in the car. You can do it.

emotional music

MarĂ­a: Get in the car.

emotional music

bustle

- door shuts - modern music

Nothings gonna happen. Itll be fine.

IvĂĄn stammers

- Stop saying that. - What?

You always say everythings going to be fine

but never do.

Well, what do you want me to say?

That its gonna be awful?

Yes, if theyll go bad? Well, yes.

Okay, this would probably go very wrong.

But if you crash,

youll be crashing my bosss car, not ours.

Feeling better?

modern music

Actually, yes.

bustle

You can do it.

man: Hey, move.

Pass us by, asshole, if youre in such a hurry.

screeching tires

- car horn - Youve never said bad words.

No one messes with you.

car horn

sound burst

tense music

slow braking sound

- SPEED BUMP - sound burst

- I wanna throw up. - IvĂĄn: Oh, no!

screams

No, no, Ill fire the one that barfs.

- Mom. - IvĂĄn: Its my new car.

Paloma is nervous Cant do it!

Its a speed bump, a huge one, and its next to a post.

I cant do it! I cant!

- I cant. - This is gonna go bad.

magical chimes

- magical chimes - Linda Oh!

tense music

- screeching tires - engine roars

MarĂ­a: One, two...

three!

screams

Paloma screams excitedly

- I passed over it! - You did!

Paloma screams excitedly I did it!

And I didnt crash it into the post.

- claps - Hurray!

talking drunk

Are you crying?

No!

IvĂĄn: Know what? MarĂ­as getting a raise.

Luis: For everyone!

photo clicks

horror scream No!

Its not true. I know it.

He says it for me to freak out, but I know its not true.

- kid: No. - Doctor: Unfortunately,

- it is true. - No.

hurried footsteps

kid: If what youre telling me is true,

Id rather die.

What are you eating?

kid screaming Dad! Dad!

Rolando: I dont know whats wrong with this body,

but Im always hungry, it stinks, and Im hungry.

- kid screaming I dont... - Want something?

No, thanks. If I eat late, I get heartburn.

kid screaming No, no, no, dad!

- kid screaming No, no, no. - Dad: W hats wrong ?

Hey, dad, can I ask you something?

- Rolando nods - chewing noises

Why havent you talked to me about my grandpa?

I mean, I know he died of cancer,

but not from down there.

How did you know?

I made some research.

emotional music

You were too little.

And then, well...

sighs

Its too hard to talk to you, Gabriel.

emotional music

Is that the reason behind the truck?

Exactly.

sighs hard The good thing is...

that the presentation is in two weeks.

Lets see if this end.

chewing noises

What with the clothes?

funny music

Its cool, right?

man: If you think you can, then you can.

The suggestion is key.

screaming Get in, up, up, the next one!

afraid I cant!

I cant!

hard hit

- Paloma: Thank you. - MarĂ­a: Be careful, baby.

MarĂ­a: Thanks.

Paloma: Hey, mom, why do you work there?

MarĂ­a: Whats wrong?

Paloma: Your boss is an idiot.

Whats laughter meditation?

IvĂĄn hired a productivity expert to teach us about it.

He spent a fortune on it.

I think you dont like working there.

Paloma: Youre smarter than him.

crickets chirping

MarĂ­a: It was the first job I got

when they fired me from Aquax.

Youre afraid.

No!

But when youre an adult, life gets complicated.

You have more responsibilities.

soft music

emotional music

shuffling papers

INVITATION YOURE INVITED!

Ive found in my soul

Little corners of you

Hi, Paloma.

Hi, Vicky.

Vicky: Its this Friday at my house.

I hope to see you there.

I understood it again

Youve woven a coat

Around my being

I was surprised, Meza!

When Im freezing cold

Professor: You got me by surprise.

You shelter me again

BIOLOGY EXAM: A+

Professor, can I talk to Gabriel?

coach: How did you do in the exam?

I got A+ in Biology, coach.

- coach: Oh, great! - music ends

Now, I need you to play good again.

Gabriel: Im practicing in the afternoon.

Listen, Gabriel, quarterfinals

are on Friday and I need you to win.

Thats my only dream. Mhm?

Lifes been hard on me, Gabriel.

So hard.

hesitates Its okay, coach.

Ive got all my hopes on you.

emotional music

song chords and ending

IvĂĄn: Hey, last night,

after getting home,

walk Tinker Bell,

and having barfed for 6 hours, I had a revelation.

MarĂ­a,

last night, you proved that you have great ability

and discipline for conflict resolution,

- and I was impressed. - funny music

Thank you.

I think you should be the party organizer

for Ïbris first anniversary.

tense music

Why?

music fades

I leave it in your hands.

Its this Friday.

funny music

You can do it, right?

music ends

Okay.

city bustle

chewing noises

Blanca: Doctor...

the people from the presentation called.

They asked to pass it to this Friday night.

- door closes - And I said yes.

- This Friday? - Gabriel nods

They changed it out of the blue?

Vickys party is this Friday too.

Also your bosss party. smacking lips

And that night is the match, dad.

What a coincidence, all on Friday.

Its going to be a freaky Friday.

- toaster - smacking lips

Paloma: Ouch!

Rolando: Gabriel, I wont go to the match.

Gabriel: Dad, you have to be there.

Gabriel: Were a team.

footsteps

Gabriel: Listen, were a team of four.

This is important for the four of us.

I can show dads presentation.

Paloma: Yeah, sure!

Gabriel: What? I can learn it.

Paloma: Youve always been bad at school.

metallic sound

Gabriel: You drove.

- We can do what we want. - emotional music

Well, not everything, dad cant play soccer.

Rolando: Thanks.

Gabriel: At least he can try.

sniffling

Maybe he can cheer them up, like a mascot.

- MarĂ­a nods - Paloma: And...

Maybe mom and I can set up your bosss party.

MarĂ­a: You want us to work together?

Gabriel: No, my mom has to go to Vickys party.

Paloma: No, no, no, no!

You only have to show up, so she knows you care.

emotional music

- Paloma: Okay. - metallic sound

- Paloma: Lets do this. - power on

See? Mezas can do everything.

- Prosnate cancer... - Blanca: Prostate.

- What did I say? - Prosnate.

Prostate cancer is the most lethal amongst men.

There are 9.8 deaths out of every 10 thousand cases.

No, 100 thousand, a hundred! Cut!

I think we should make IvĂĄn believe

were making the most expensive party in history.

Gabriel: Calm down.

Its not about being as extraordinary

- as me. - Gabriel.

Its about teamwork.

upbeat music

Okay.

Lets buy everything at cost.

Lets buy the second best.

- And were not telling IvĂĄn. - What?

- When I say prostate... - Okay.

...you smile.

Prostate cancer is the most lethal amongst men.

But the prostate is not that funny for me to smile.

- I wont do it. - Relax.

What do you think?

I like it. Its vintage.

- No! - upbeat music

Okay, ear this.

- MarĂ­a: Oh! - Cover yourself.

Like a cocoon.

upbeat music

Blanca: Do as I say.

Dont do that. You make me nervous.

Do as I say. Say, Hu!

both loudly Hu!

- Again... - loudly Hu!

Blanca: Good.

Guys, you know, in soccer as in life,

the most important thing is the teamwork.

We have a great team.

Leopardus inside the beehive.

Bernie: Hes Gabo. Hes amazing.

Blanca: Its like a prostate caress.

Nine points... How am I supposed to make a prostate face?

Blanca: No, prostate caress.

Make as if you voice could caress a prostate.

Soft.

upbeat music

- Maria disagrees - music fades down

Caress my prostate.

Gabriel: Youre interrupting...

Not to me, to the audience.

Gabriel: Dont interrupt me!

- smacking lips - emotional music

Hey, come, Gabriel.

sighs There it is!

Rolando: I think were ready.

doubtful Do you think it would work?

Gabriel: It has to

- or well be screwed. - Gabriel, language.

Yeah, this will go so bad.

- emotional music - celestial chimes

emotional music

thunder sound

dull thud

car engine

emotional music

thunders

emotional music

emotional music

emotional music

emotional music

emotional music

emotional music

- Man. - What?

I feel a bit nervous.

When I have an important meeting,

I try to imagine everybody naked.

naughty laugh

Maybe that could help for you.

upbeat music

crowd roars

upbeat music

upbeat music

upbeat music

music fades

emotional music

music fades

Principal: Next, well listen

the hymn of the Beehive Institute.

anthem

crowd roars

ÂĄUh, uh!

anthem

music ends

crowd

whistle

Bernie: And the game is underway.

Rafa: Oh!

Rafa: What are you doing, man?

Bernie: Maybe I spoke too soon, Teddy.

Bernie: It seems that Gabriel

has some issues in the field.

Did he give it to opponent?

cumbia music

shaker

Listen, MarĂ­a,

as you said in the meeting, we bought the second best

and we changed the cheap booze into the expensive bottles

- that Dani brought. - Great.

clear his throat

Hey, we need to talk.

Yes.

Well, these last days

youve had a change of heart towards me, towards us,

and I dont know, you seem like an interesting woman.

Would you like to go out with me?

cumbia music

I dont like men.

What? How?

But...

- But you have a husband? - Yuck.

Also, youre too old for me.

- What? - Hey, the boos is here.

If you already know me Return me to

But we can be friends.

Friends? Friends.

Everything okay?

My great disobedience Is desolation

- Are you talking to her? - Its forbidden.

electronic music

Paloma forbade it?

Youre not Paloma.

No, no. No, what are you saying.

Sil: If were here,

at least do something to help Paloma.

The real one.

music continues

camera click

Come on! Lets do this.

footsteps

Good night everybody.

sighs

My name is Rolando Meza.

tense music

UNITED AGAINST PROSTATE CANCER MOBILE AWARENESS CAMPAIGN

quirky music

chimes

tense music

tense music

tense music

Bernie: Its still 0-0.

The Leopardus elegantly dominate the ball.

Pass it! Block it!

crowd reacts

Did he push the referee?

Thats a red card!

Leopardus are messing up.

And Gabriel Meza is all confused.

Come on, that wasnt intentional!

Bernie: The referee calls it fair.

A yellow card?

Fault? No way thats a fault.

- That lady... - whistle

- Ah! - woman coach: Oh, please!

Oh, come on! Now, hes gonna cry.

woman coach: Shut up already, lady!

The streets of my neighborhood Are empty

My shadow was erased With a simple goodbye

Paloma: What do you think?

I dont know if we can call this a success.

I dont know, MarĂ­a,

I expected... something else, to be honest.

sounds Chaparrita by PlatĂłnicos

- What else? - I dont know, something...

bigger!

Bigger...

echo voice Something bigger.

song ends

sounds You Fill Me Up by Fabiola Roudha

Congratulations, Vicky, enjoy this new phase.

Oh, Im glad you came!

I thought you might bail from coming.

No, dont say that.

Fill Me Up continues

Do you want something?

No, Im good. Thanks.

I just want to say that I love your style,

your essence.

And Id like to get to know each other more.

Fill Me Up continues

Me too...

Fill Me Up continues

I like your style too.

Ill come back.

Fill Me Up continues

song ends

sighs

takes a deep breath

Prostate cancer

is the most lethal amongst men.

There are 9.8 deaths out of every 100 thousand cases.

When detected early, the prognosis improves.

Im...

Im doing this for my dad...

and my grandpa, we share the same name.

Rolando Gabriel.

crowd roaring

whistle

Bernie: With the crowd jeering,

HOME - VISITOR

the first half ends. Tastes like nothing at all.

Heres hoping Los Leopardus roar in the second half.

breathing heavily

Hey, easy, youre doing fine.

Dont lose faith.

- Were a team. - Were a team.

sounds Chaparrita by PlatĂłnicos

But we brought Los PlatĂłnicos.

The siblings of Los Ángeles Azules.

IvĂĄn: Really?

I hate the children of famous people, MarĂ­a.

- I hate them. - But...

They were cheaper and they are younger.

IvĂĄn: But that doesnt matter.

Cancel them. Cancel the whole party.

And well do a better one next week.

Chaparrita continues

Dont fuck around!

Whats all this? I mean...

I cant take it.

I swear.

We talked.

Did she invite her out?

- No, I think thats a move... - For Paloma.

I wont admit or deny a thing.

thunder

sounds Chaparrita by PlatĂłnicos

Hey!

- Hey! - What?

Your company would be successful if you ever listened to me,

at least youd be working.

You would stop doing those stupid laughter therapies.

- No one likes it. - Youre wrong!

Everybody likes going to laugher therapy.

Right, people?

- You see? - You dont harness the talent

of the people around you.

Chaparrita continues

I know they look like idiots,

but theyre not.

Yeah.

No.

thunder

Bernie: As the sky twinkle with excitement,

Los Leopards turn a blind eye to the beauty of the game.

Flitting without direction, in search of magic.

He passes the ball to Gabriel Meza,

who receives it and scores!

He hits his own coach.

crowd reacts

- Bernie: This is amazing! - Get up, Perico! Get up!

Bernie: Were watching a game where were being mocked.

woman coach: Hes gonna cry now.

crowd boos

MICE

thunders

thunders

ritual music

thunders

Whats wrong with the music?

music distorts

thunders

marching band music

crowd shouts Oh!

- thrumpet music - bones cracking

sounds Hipnotizados by José Cantoral

Hipnotizados continues

music continues

Hands up

Crossing arms

Its what it brings And it has taken away

Dont you resist, Its not an attack

Its just the dance of the hypnotized

I feel your body, weve already connected

Thats what it takes...

Now, were dancing.

Great!

This rhythm of the hypnotized

Hands up

Hands up

Hands down

Just like a spell

Hipnotized

song ends

celestial music

Blanca is nervous Dont worry...

this is a musical intermission.

celestial music

crowd claps

magical music

chimes

magical music

crowd cheers

IvĂĄn: Shes the absolute best,

the best dancer.

Shes the best.

upbeat music

Blanquita, Im back.

Leopardus! Leopardus!

Leopardus! Leopardus! Leopardus!

upbeat music

crowd cheers

excited Finally, its me!

Its me, Blanquita!

So good! It was a good dance,

but you have to continue with the presentation.

Are you in a crisis? Whats going on?

I have to go. I quit!

- What? - Aldo: MarĂ­a.

- What? - Aldo: MarĂ­a.

upbeat music

Just uncover it!

BUS-TATE UNITED AGAINST PROSTATE CANCER

Bus-tate?

crowd cheers

music ends

emotional music

mysterious music

Mjm!

upbeat music

I have something to do.

crowd applauds

I didnt say it, but my son chose

the name of the Bus-tate.

crowd applauds

Bernie: The match continues...

and no advantage for either team.

While the atmosphere in the stands is unmatched!

upbeat music

Do you wanna go out with me?

When?

As soon as possible.

Bernie: Im gonna have a heart attack!

With relentless energy,

Los Leopardus have surged forward.

Galastegui controls the ball...

and he crosses it into the penalty area.

And, and...

crowd reacts

upbeat music

hard slowed impact

tense music

burst

Bernie: Goal!

What a goal by Gabriel Meza!

crowd applauds

Bernie: He shoots it with his shin!

Against all odds.

Leopardus wins, people.

upbeat music

Goal!

Goal!

Goal!

upbeat music

upbeat music

Rolando: MarĂ­a, kids!

- Maria gasps excitedly - a kissing sound

kissing sound

upbeat music

MarĂ­a: My soccer star.

Gabriel: We won!

Paloma and MarĂ­a laughing

music fades out

thunder

music fades out

Gabriel: Youre doing great, Paloma.

- Like a pro. - Dont talk to me,

- let me focus. - Let her focus.

kissing sound

Paloma: Gabriel,

play my song.

engine working

Under the sky the city It starts to light up

Tonight all that I want to dance

I just hope this time Do you want to come closer

And start like this

kissing sound

Dancing, singing

Drive me crazy

Uh baby I cant hide it

I feel in my whole body The madness of your love

Uh baby got into my chest

Burn like fire

The madness of your love

music ends

sounds Summers In My Soul by Robin Sandoval

FAMILY DISASTER

Summers In My Soul continues

Summers In My Soul continues

rewind sound

bird squawk

knocking door

- mysterious music - lock opens

screeching door

Bernie: Hi, lady. Good afternoon.

Im sorry, my motorbike broke.

I came here to see if you have something to eat.

Ive just got soup.

Yummy! I can work with that.

Can Teddy come in too? Its my dog.

I could leave her here, but shes a bit fickle.

I dont want to have problems with her.

I love her.

But we dont get along.

Hmm. You have much to learn.

Come on in.

Close the door.

mysterious music

screeching door

hard hit

Ive found in my soul

Little corners of you

And its that being In your arms

Today I understood it again

Youve woven a coat

Around my being

When Im freezing cold

You shelter me again

Without fear of flying

When taking off

No matter what might happen

If when I return You are my home

I lack nothing

Its that with you

We chart New destinies

I feel that by your side I can escape

Begin again

Because with you

I remember again The path

I feel that by your side I can escape

Begin again

Once more

Once more

Once more

You are a safe harbor

In the middle of the hurricane

If I feel lost

Your lighthouse will guide me

Without fear of flying

When taking off

No matter what might happen

If when I return You are my home

I lack nothing

Its that with you

We write new destinies

I feel that by your side I can escape

Begin again

Because with you

I remember again The path

I feel that by your side I can escape

Begin again

Once more

Once Once more

Once Once more

Once more

Once more

upbeat music

upbeat music

music ends

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