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Welcome once again TO THE DAILY SHOW. MY

Welcome once again TO THE DAILY SHOW. MY

Welcome once again TO THE DAILY SHOW. MY NAME IS JOHN STEWART.

>> We have got a great one FOR YOU TONIGHT.

>> We have got a great one FOR YOU TONIGHT.

>> We have got a great one FOR YOU TONIGHT. WRITER HEATHER ANNE THOMPSON is going to

WRITER HEATHER ANNE THOMPSON is going to

WRITER HEATHER ANNE THOMPSON is going to be honored to discuss her new book about

be honored to discuss her new book about

be honored to discuss her new book about Bernie Gats and the rebirth of white

Bernie Gats and the rebirth of white

Bernie Gats and the rebirth of white rage, which I didn't know had died. I

But thank you all for coming out tonight

But thank you all for coming out tonight

But thank you all for coming out tonight here in New York. It is. And I don't

here in New York. It is. And I don't

here in New York. It is. And I don't have to tell these people. They were

have to tell these people. They were

have to tell these people. They were kind enough to come out in this uh

kind enough to come out in this uh

kind enough to come out in this uh weather. It is the 10th day in a row

weather. It is the 10th day in a row

weather. It is the 10th day in a row that we have been below freezing

that we have been below freezing

that we have been below freezing temperatures. And all I can say is, oh,

temperatures. And all I can say is, oh,

temperatures. And all I can say is, oh, sorry folks, you get what you voted for.

sorry folks, you get what you voted for.

sorry folks, you get what you voted for. That's right.

Oh, comrade mom Donnie

Oh, comrade mom Donnie

Oh, comrade mom Donnie been in for less than a month and we're

been in for less than a month and we're

been in for less than a month and we're already Siberia.

It is it is unusually cold, I will say.

It is it is unusually cold, I will say.

It is it is unusually cold, I will say. But the big news, of course.

But the big news, of course.

But the big news, of course. >> We begin with the breaking news that the

>> We begin with the breaking news that the

>> We begin with the breaking news that the Justice Department has begun releasing

Justice Department has begun releasing

Justice Department has begun releasing millions more documents related to the

millions more documents related to the

millions more documents related to the Jeffrey Epstein investigation.

Jeffrey Epstein investigation.

Jeffrey Epstein investigation. >> Yep, it's Groundhog Day.

WE CALL IT THAT. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE

WE CALL IT THAT. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE

WE CALL IT THAT. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT.

THAT.

THAT. We call it Groundhog Day. Uh uh because

We call it Groundhog Day. Uh uh because

We call it Groundhog Day. Uh uh because this is the day when Donald Trump sees

this is the day when Donald Trump sees

this is the day when Donald Trump sees Epstein's shadow

Epstein's shadow

Epstein's shadow and we get six more weeks of not knowing

and we get six more weeks of not knowing

and we get six more weeks of not knowing who any of the co-conspirators are in

who any of the co-conspirators are in

who any of the co-conspirators are in this multinational sex trafficking case.

this multinational sex trafficking case.

this multinational sex trafficking case. And also because Punksatonyi Phil is all

And also because Punksatonyi Phil is all

And also because Punksatonyi Phil is all over the files.

That is

That is

That is I'm always is Is that to scale by any

I'm always is Is that to scale by any

I'm always is Is that to scale by any chance? Is that

chance? Is that

chance? Is that may be the biggest groundhog?

may be the biggest groundhog?

may be the biggest groundhog? They literally look like they actually

They literally look like they actually

They literally look like they actually look like they could be friends. Bill

look like they could be friends. Bill

look like they could be friends. Bill Clinton and Parks Tony Phil. The point

Clinton and Parks Tony Phil. The point

Clinton and Parks Tony Phil. The point I'm trying to make is the Epstein files

I'm trying to make is the Epstein files

I'm trying to make is the Epstein files thing. We've been through this before.

thing. We've been through this before.

thing. We've been through this before. Donald Trump revelations about his

Donald Trump revelations about his

Donald Trump revelations about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. >> The MAGA fault line seems to be widening

>> The MAGA fault line seems to be widening

>> The MAGA fault line seems to be widening from a fracture.

from a fracture.

from a fracture. >> Breaking news. A big break. Republicans

>> Breaking news. A big break. Republicans

>> Breaking news. A big break. Republicans breaking with Trump on Epste.

breaking with Trump on Epste.

breaking with Trump on Epste. >> The dam could potentially be breaking

>> The dam could potentially be breaking

>> The dam could potentially be breaking here with MAGA.

here with MAGA.

here with MAGA. >> The beginning of the end of the Trump

>> The beginning of the end of the Trump

>> The beginning of the end of the Trump presidency.

presidency.

presidency. >> After a million more documents in the

>> After a million more documents in the

>> After a million more documents in the Epstein files were discovered last week.

Epstein files were discovered last week.

Epstein files were discovered last week. Will this fracture become a lasting

Will this fracture become a lasting

Will this fracture become a lasting irreversible break?

irreversible break?

irreversible break? >> Uh, I'm going to go with no.

God, you guys are adorable.

God, you guys are adorable.

God, you guys are adorable. The chances of this breaking MAGA are

The chances of this breaking MAGA are

The chances of this breaking MAGA are actually worse than Trump just lowering

actually worse than Trump just lowering

actually worse than Trump just lowering the age of consent to be done with the

the age of consent to be done with the

the age of consent to be done with the wholeing thing, which is not

I didn't say we were doing it.

I didn't say we were doing it.

I didn't say we were doing it. Which is not to say there isn't awful

Which is not to say there isn't awful

Which is not to say there isn't awful [\h__\h] in this new Epstein dump. It was a

[\h__\h] in this new Epstein dump. It was a

[\h__\h] in this new Epstein dump. It was a veritable who's who of who you imagine

veritable who's who of who you imagine

veritable who's who of who you imagine wanted someone to touch their hoohoo.

wanted someone to touch their hoohoo.

wanted someone to touch their hoohoo. Allegedly

Allegedly

Allegedly Lutnik, Bannon, Musk, Summers, Gates,

Lutnik, Bannon, Musk, Summers, Gates,

Lutnik, Bannon, Musk, Summers, Gates, Clinton, Tish, Melania, the guy who

Clinton, Tish, Melania, the guy who

Clinton, Tish, Melania, the guy who directed Melania,

directed Melania,

directed Melania, Prince Andrew, and Sir Richard Branson.

I don't think any of us will ever

I don't think any of us will ever

I don't think any of us will ever masturbate again. That is

masturbate again. That is

masturbate again. That is and of course the star of our show,

and of course the star of our show,

and of course the star of our show, Donald Josephine Trump,

Donald Josephine Trump,

Donald Josephine Trump, whose thousands of mentions render Trump

whose thousands of mentions render Trump

whose thousands of mentions render Trump as kind of a necessary backdrop through

as kind of a necessary backdrop through

as kind of a necessary backdrop through the entirety of the Epstein Files. Kind

the entirety of the Epstein Files. Kind

the entirety of the Epstein Files. Kind of like New York City in a Woody Allen

of like New York City in a Woody Allen

of like New York City in a Woody Allen movie, which coincidentally IS APPPROPO

movie, which coincidentally IS APPPROPO

movie, which coincidentally IS APPPROPO BECAUSE HE'S ALSO IN THE FILES.

BECAUSE HE'S ALSO IN THE FILES.

BECAUSE HE'S ALSO IN THE FILES. And uh of course to get ahead of the

And uh of course to get ahead of the

And uh of course to get ahead of the story uh I am also in the files. Um we

story uh I am also in the files. Um we

story uh I am also in the files. Um we all searched our names, right?

You guys didn't search your name.

You guys didn't search your name.

You guys didn't search your name. All right. Well, I Yeah. No, I know.

All right. Well, I Yeah. No, I know.

All right. Well, I Yeah. No, I know. Whatever.

I am in the files.

I am in the files.

I am in the files. All right. Th This is actually true.

All right. Th This is actually true.

All right. Th This is actually true. I take you to the scene. It is midnight,

I take you to the scene. It is midnight,

I take you to the scene. It is midnight, August 29th, 2015. Jeffrey Epstein lies

August 29th, 2015. Jeffrey Epstein lies

August 29th, 2015. Jeffrey Epstein lies wide awake, his mind turning with ideas.

wide awake, his mind turning with ideas.

wide awake, his mind turning with ideas. He jotss a quick note to a producer

He jotss a quick note to a producer

He jotss a quick note to a producer named Barry Josephson, saying, "I

named Barry Josephson, saying, "I

named Barry Josephson, saying, "I suggested to Woody." Y'all know which

suggested to Woody." Y'all know which

suggested to Woody." Y'all know which Woody, right?

Woody, right?

Woody, right? It's the Epstein files. It ain't

It's the Epstein files. It ain't

It's the Epstein files. It ain't Harlson. All right.

Harlson. All right.

Harlson. All right. Or the cowboy from Toy Story. Do you

Or the cowboy from Toy Story. Do you

Or the cowboy from Toy Story. Do you know which Woody?

know which Woody?

know which Woody? Quote, I suggested to Woody that he do

Quote, I suggested to Woody that he do

Quote, I suggested to Woody that he do an exclusive new standup routine for

an exclusive new standup routine for

an exclusive new standup routine for either Apple TV or Amazon. Oh, Jeffrey

either Apple TV or Amazon. Oh, Jeffrey

either Apple TV or Amazon. Oh, Jeffrey Epstein always had his finger on the

Epstein always had his finger on the

Epstein always had his finger on the pulse of what America was clamoring for

pulse of what America was clamoring for

pulse of what America was clamoring for in 2015. But Barry Josephson, thinking

in 2015. But Barry Josephson, thinking

in 2015. But Barry Josephson, thinking like the out of the box television

like the out of the box television

like the out of the box television professional that he was, pitched this

professional that he was, pitched this

professional that he was, pitched this idea. This is true. quote, "Make a true

idea. This is true. quote, "Make a true

idea. This is true. quote, "Make a true biographical experience with his standup

biographical experience with his standup

biographical experience with his standup being the capper. Somebody like John

being the capper. Somebody like John

being the capper. Somebody like John Stewart could host slashnarrate the

Stewart could host slashnarrate the

Stewart could host slashnarrate the biographical part."

Excuse me.

I am offended.

I am offended.

I am offended. somebody like John Stewart

somebody like John Stewart

somebody like John Stewart OR JOHN STEWART?

OR JOHN STEWART?

OR JOHN STEWART? My point is, do I have the offer or is

My point is, do I have the offer or is

My point is, do I have the offer or is this an audition?

Perhaps the more extensive references

Perhaps the more extensive references

Perhaps the more extensive references were reserved for members of the

were reserved for members of the

were reserved for members of the billionaire class who traveled in

billionaire class who traveled in

billionaire class who traveled in Epstein's circles, including the

Epstein's circles, including the

Epstein's circles, including the billionaire of them all. New emails from

billionaire of them all. New emails from

billionaire of them all. New emails from billionaire Elon Musk at Epstein

billionaire Elon Musk at Epstein

billionaire Elon Musk at Epstein coordinating a possible visit to the

coordinating a possible visit to the

coordinating a possible visit to the financier's infamous island.

financier's infamous island.

financier's infamous island. >> Elon says, "Do you have any parties

>> Elon says, "Do you have any parties

>> Elon says, "Do you have any parties planned? I really want to hit the party

planned? I really want to hit the party

planned? I really want to hit the party scene in St. Barts or elsewhere and let

scene in St. Barts or elsewhere and let

scene in St. Barts or elsewhere and let loose."

>> I'm sorry. I hate to do this. Can I Can

>> I'm sorry. I hate to do this. Can I Can

>> I'm sorry. I hate to do this. Can I Can we zoom in on the email on that, please?

we zoom in on the email on that, please?

we zoom in on the email on that, please? Christmas Day.

YOU'RE ASKING IF JEFF EPSTEIN'S got any

YOU'RE ASKING IF JEFF EPSTEIN'S got any

YOU'RE ASKING IF JEFF EPSTEIN'S got any parties planned on the island on

parties planned on the island on

parties planned on the island on Christmas Day?

Christmas Day?

Christmas Day? I mean, look,

I mean, look,

I mean, look, Christmas is tense time. We've all had

Christmas is tense time. We've all had

Christmas is tense time. We've all had that feeling trapped in the house with

that feeling trapped in the house with

that feeling trapped in the house with the in-laws and 14 to 16 of our children

the in-laws and 14 to 16 of our children

the in-laws and 14 to 16 of our children over the holidays.

over the holidays.

over the holidays. But generally, Elon, the wonder lust

But generally, Elon, the wonder lust

But generally, Elon, the wonder lust doesn't really hit till the 28th or the

doesn't really hit till the 28th or the

doesn't really hit till the 28th or the 29th. Christmas morning. You emailed

29th. Christmas morning. You emailed

29th. Christmas morning. You emailed Epstein. Christmas, dearest Jeffrey.

Epstein. Christmas, dearest Jeffrey.

Epstein. Christmas, dearest Jeffrey. I've just seen the joy in all my

I've just seen the joy in all my

I've just seen the joy in all my children's faces as they opened their

children's faces as they opened their

children's faces as they opened their gifts. Get me the out of here.

And ever since those revelations, Elon

And ever since those revelations, Elon

And ever since those revelations, Elon has been uh how do the kids say it?

has been uh how do the kids say it?

has been uh how do the kids say it? Crashing out. He's posted about the

Crashing out. He's posted about the

Crashing out. He's posted about the Epstein files more than 85 times over

Epstein files more than 85 times over

Epstein files more than 85 times over the last two days. Oddly enough, mostly

the last two days. Oddly enough, mostly

the last two days. Oddly enough, mostly on Blue Sky. No, I'm just kidding. Uh,

and if I may, uh, Elon, slow down,

and if I may, uh, Elon, slow down,

and if I may, uh, Elon, slow down, brother. You got to make some time for

brother. You got to make some time for

brother. You got to make some time for tweeting about the white genocide, too.

tweeting about the white genocide, too.

tweeting about the white genocide, too. Life's a balance, but this is obviously

Life's a balance, but this is obviously

Life's a balance, but this is obviously important to Elon. So, all right, give

important to Elon. So, all right, give

important to Elon. So, all right, give give us the best argument for your

give us the best argument for your

give us the best argument for your innocence.

innocence.

innocence. >> Musk denies any wrongdoing, writing over

>> Musk denies any wrongdoing, writing over

>> Musk denies any wrongdoing, writing over the weekend, "If I actually wanted to

the weekend, "If I actually wanted to

the weekend, "If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women,

spend my time partying with young women,

spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so

it would be trivial for me to do so

it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like

without the help of a creepy loser like

without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein.

Epstein.

Epstein. Um,

I could do what Epstein does on my own

I could do what Epstein does on my own

I could do what Epstein does on my own is not the moral clarity we were

is not the moral clarity we were

is not the moral clarity we were expecting here. But my favorite part of

expecting here. But my favorite part of

expecting here. But my favorite part of the Musk Epstein emails, uh, you ever

the Musk Epstein emails, uh, you ever

the Musk Epstein emails, uh, you ever have a friend where you don't really

have a friend where you don't really

have a friend where you don't really share the same sense of humor, but you

share the same sense of humor, but you

share the same sense of humor, but you share the same interest,

share the same interest,

share the same interest, and they shared the same interests.

and they shared the same interests.

and they shared the same interests. Epstein writes him and says, "Any plans

Epstein writes him and says, "Any plans

Epstein writes him and says, "Any plans for New York? The opening of the general

for New York? The opening of the general

for New York? The opening of the general assembly of the UN has many interesting

assembly of the UN has many interesting

assembly of the UN has many interesting people coming to the house.

people coming to the house.

people coming to the house. >> Many interesting people, Elon,

>> Many interesting people, Elon,

>> Many interesting people, Elon, >> get it."

>> get it."

>> get it." >> Elon replies, "I run and lead product

>> Elon replies, "I run and lead product

>> Elon replies, "I run and lead product design engineering for two complicated

design engineering for two complicated

design engineering for two complicated companies. Flying to New York to see UN

companies. Flying to New York to see UN

companies. Flying to New York to see UN diplomats do nothing would be an unwise

diplomats do nothing would be an unwise

diplomats do nothing would be an unwise use of time.

I'm sorry, Jeffrey. Could you make it a

I'm sorry, Jeffrey. Could you make it a

I'm sorry, Jeffrey. Could you make it a little more obvious for your friend?

little more obvious for your friend?

little more obvious for your friend? >> To which Jeffrey Epstein replies, "Do

>> To which Jeffrey Epstein replies, "Do

>> To which Jeffrey Epstein replies, "Do you think I am [\h__\h] Just kidding.

you think I am [\h__\h] Just kidding.

you think I am [\h__\h] Just kidding. There is no one over 25 and all very

There is no one over 25 and all very

There is no one over 25 and all very cute."

>> What the?

>> What the?

>> What the? We've all had that, friend. Why would I

We've all had that, friend. Why would I

We've all had that, friend. Why would I go to the bathroom with you to go

go to the bathroom with you to go

go to the bathroom with you to go skiing?

Ski skiing is an outdoor sport requiring

Ski skiing is an outdoor sport requiring

Ski skiing is an outdoor sport requiring a a mountain and equipment and Oh,

I see.

I see.

I see. Now, another big name in the files is

Now, another big name in the files is

Now, another big name in the files is commerce secretary Howard Lutnick, which

commerce secretary Howard Lutnick, which

commerce secretary Howard Lutnick, which in itself is not big news because since

in itself is not big news because since

in itself is not big news because since Lutwick Leutnick admitted that he met

Lutwick Leutnick admitted that he met

Lutwick Leutnick admitted that he met Epstein in 2005 and then said he

Epstein in 2005 and then said he

Epstein in 2005 and then said he immediately cut off all contact. You you

immediately cut off all contact. You you

immediately cut off all contact. You you know what? I won't let let me let him

know what? I won't let let me let him

know what? I won't let let me let him tell the story. I say to him, "Massage

tell the story. I say to him, "Massage

tell the story. I say to him, "Massage table in the middle of your house. How

table in the middle of your house. How

table in the middle of your house. How often you have a massage?"

often you have a massage?"

often you have a massage?" And he says, "Every day." And then he

And he says, "Every day." And then he

And he says, "Every day." And then he like gets like weirdly close to me.

like gets like weirdly close to me.

like gets like weirdly close to me. >> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Oh. >> And he says, "And the right kind of

>> And he says, "And the right kind of

>> And he says, "And the right kind of massage,

the shiatsu or

the shiatsu or

the shiatsu or like a like a deep tissue or a lomi?

like a like a deep tissue or a lomi?

like a like a deep tissue or a lomi? his dick. I'm sorry. It's about I

his dick. I'm sorry. It's about I

his dick. I'm sorry. It's about I apologize. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. He's

apologize. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. He's

apologize. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. He's talking about a dick massage.

Go to the bathroom TO GO SKIING. OKAY.

Go to the bathroom TO GO SKIING. OKAY.

Go to the bathroom TO GO SKIING. OKAY. Dick massage. Understood. Carry on with

Dick massage. Understood. Carry on with

Dick massage. Understood. Carry on with the story. And in the six or eight steps

the story. And in the six or eight steps

the story. And in the six or eight steps it takes to get from his house to my

it takes to get from his house to my

it takes to get from his house to my house.

house.

house. >> WAIT A SECOND.

>> WAIT A SECOND.

>> WAIT A SECOND. HOLD ON.

HOLD ON.

HOLD ON. YOU LIVE six steps from Jeffrey Epstein.

YOU LIVE six steps from Jeffrey Epstein.

YOU LIVE six steps from Jeffrey Epstein. Six steps. Jeffrey Epstein's house was

Six steps. Jeffrey Epstein's house was

Six steps. Jeffrey Epstein's house was six steps. THAT'S HOW [\h__\h] up housing

six steps. THAT'S HOW [\h__\h] up housing

six steps. THAT'S HOW [\h__\h] up housing is in New York City.

is in New York City.

is in New York City. Even billionaires don't get to live more

Even billionaires don't get to live more

Even billionaires don't get to live more than six steps away from each. Imagine

than six steps away from each. Imagine

than six steps away from each. Imagine how the rest of us live in this habit

how the rest of us live in this habit

how the rest of us live in this habit trail hell hole.

trail hell hole.

trail hell hole. I'm sorry. Anyway, carry on. And in the

I'm sorry. Anyway, carry on. And in the

I'm sorry. Anyway, carry on. And in the six or eight steps it takes to get from

six or eight steps it takes to get from

six or eight steps it takes to get from his house to my house, my wife and I

his house to my house, my wife and I

his house to my house, my wife and I decided that I will never be in the room

decided that I will never be in the room

decided that I will never be in the room with that disgusting person ever again.

with that disgusting person ever again.

with that disgusting person ever again. Oh yeah. Oh, sure.

Oh yeah. Oh, sure.

Oh yeah. Oh, sure. That's how Oh, you and your wife decided

That's how Oh, you and your wife decided

That's how Oh, you and your wife decided Yes. Yes. No. No. No. Your wife and you

Yes. Yes. No. No. No. Your wife and you

Yes. Yes. No. No. No. Your wife and you were both outraged. OH, YOU WALKED OUT

were both outraged. OH, YOU WALKED OUT

were both outraged. OH, YOU WALKED OUT OF THERE LIKE, "HONEY, THAT GUY. WHAT A

OF THERE LIKE, "HONEY, THAT GUY. WHAT A

OF THERE LIKE, "HONEY, THAT GUY. WHAT A CREO. I MEAN, to think there's A GUY

CREO. I MEAN, to think there's A GUY

CREO. I MEAN, to think there's A GUY WITH MASSAGE tables in a sex swing in a

WITH MASSAGE tables in a sex swing in a

WITH MASSAGE tables in a sex swing in a dildo ROOM JUST SIX STEPS FROM OUR

dildo ROOM JUST SIX STEPS FROM OUR

dildo ROOM JUST SIX STEPS FROM OUR HOUSE. I MEAN, believe me, honey, you'll

HOUSE. I MEAN, believe me, honey, you'll

HOUSE. I MEAN, believe me, honey, you'll never catch me commuting to Palace

never catch me commuting to Palace

never catch me commuting to Palace Avenue ever again?

Right, honey? You trust me, right,

Right, honey? You trust me, right,

Right, honey? You trust me, right, honey?

honey?

honey? And so he never returned

And so he never returned

And so he never returned >> until

>> until

>> until >> files released today showed that Howard

>> files released today showed that Howard

>> files released today showed that Howard Lutnick tried to meet or call with

Lutnick tried to meet or call with

Lutnick tried to meet or call with Epstein several times after 2005.

>> Yes, Jeffrey, it's me, Howard Lutnik.

I'M ON YOUR STOOP RIGHT NOW. I JUST WANT

I'M ON YOUR STOOP RIGHT NOW. I JUST WANT

I'M ON YOUR STOOP RIGHT NOW. I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU, SIR, I AM DISGUSTED AND

TO REMIND YOU, SIR, I AM DISGUSTED AND

TO REMIND YOU, SIR, I AM DISGUSTED AND appalled

and HAVE A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF TENSION

and HAVE A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF TENSION

and HAVE A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF TENSION IN MY TRAPEZIUS MUSCLE.

YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW THE RIGHT

YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW THE RIGHT

YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW THE RIGHT KIND OF MASSAGE.

My balls hurt.

my my oneman show called Lutnick on the

my my oneman show called Lutnick on the

my my oneman show called Lutnick on the stoop.

stoop.

stoop. By the way, wasn't just Republicans in

By the way, wasn't just Republicans in

By the way, wasn't just Republicans in this uh email dump. You had Bill Clinton

this uh email dump. You had Bill Clinton

this uh email dump. You had Bill Clinton pictures having his cake and augling it

pictures having his cake and augling it

pictures having his cake and augling it too. Economist Larry Summers seeing if

too. Economist Larry Summers seeing if

too. Economist Larry Summers seeing if someone was available to rub his

someone was available to rub his

someone was available to rub his Phillips curve. Look it up.

Phillips curve. Look it up.

Phillips curve. Look it up. And Bill Gates apparently getting

And Bill Gates apparently getting

And Bill Gates apparently getting gorrhea from a Russian hooker.

gorrhea from a Russian hooker.

gorrhea from a Russian hooker. Allegedly.

Allegedly.

Allegedly. Yeah. TRUE.

GOD DAMN IT, CLIPPY. NOT NOW, CLIPPY.

You're not helping

Clippy.

Clippy.

Clippy. All these names, ALL THESE EMAILS,

All these names, ALL THESE EMAILS,

All these names, ALL THESE EMAILS, IMAGES, AND VIDEOS, what do they amount

IMAGES, AND VIDEOS, what do they amount

IMAGES, AND VIDEOS, what do they amount to? Lots of additional pictures and

to? Lots of additional pictures and

to? Lots of additional pictures and documents, but there is nothing in the

documents, but there is nothing in the

documents, but there is nothing in the Epstein files released today that shows

Epstein files released today that shows

Epstein files released today that shows anyone new can be prosecuted. Wow. Of

anyone new can be prosecuted. Wow. Of

anyone new can be prosecuted. Wow. Of no, of course. Of course they can't be.

no, of course. Of course they can't be.

no, of course. Of course they can't be. It's completely believable that Epste

It's completely believable that Epste

It's completely believable that Epste and Glenn Maxwell are solely responsible

and Glenn Maxwell are solely responsible

and Glenn Maxwell are solely responsible for supposedly KGB and Mossad billion

for supposedly KGB and Mossad billion

for supposedly KGB and Mossad billion dollar multinational sex trafficking

dollar multinational sex trafficking

dollar multinational sex trafficking ring. It's really a mom and pop

ring. It's really a mom and pop

ring. It's really a mom and pop operation. I think that's pretty clear.

operation. I think that's pretty clear.

operation. I think that's pretty clear. I mean, you've already seen the millions

I mean, you've already seen the millions

I mean, you've already seen the millions of documents that the FBI has worked on

of documents that the FBI has worked on

of documents that the FBI has worked on for months to flag mentions of Donald

for months to flag mentions of Donald

for months to flag mentions of Donald Trump. I'm sure the 2.5 million

Trump. I'm sure the 2.5 million

Trump. I'm sure the 2.5 million remaining documents that we haven't seen

remaining documents that we haven't seen

remaining documents that we haven't seen will be no different, right? Trump

will be no different, right? Trump

will be no different, right? Trump lawyer and also guy in charge of files

lawyer and also guy in charge of files

lawyer and also guy in charge of files that might implicate Donald Trump. This

that might implicate Donald Trump. This

that might implicate Donald Trump. This review is is over. Okay. Well, I'm

review is is over. Okay. Well, I'm

review is is over. Okay. Well, I'm satisfied. That's fine.

No further questions.

No further questions.

No further questions. Look, man, we always knew that the

Look, man, we always knew that the

Look, man, we always knew that the people at DOJ releasing these documents

people at DOJ releasing these documents

people at DOJ releasing these documents weren't on a factf finding mission. They

weren't on a factf finding mission. They

weren't on a factf finding mission. They were running interference. And the guy

were running interference. And the guy

were running interference. And the guy there running interference for seems

there running interference for seems

there running interference for seems very satisfied with these results.

very satisfied with these results.

very satisfied with these results. >> I didn't see it myself, but I was told

>> I didn't see it myself, but I was told

>> I didn't see it myself, but I was told by some very important people that not

by some very important people that not

by some very important people that not only does it absolve me, it's the

only does it absolve me, it's the

only does it absolve me, it's the opposite of what people were hoping, you

opposite of what people were hoping, you

opposite of what people were hoping, you know, the radical lift.

know, the radical lift.

know, the radical lift. >> I'm totally innocent. I mean, look at

>> I'm totally innocent. I mean, look at

>> I'm totally innocent. I mean, look at me. Do I look like the kind of a guy who

me. Do I look like the kind of a guy who

me. Do I look like the kind of a guy who would fly around on a billionaire sex

would fly around on a billionaire sex

would fly around on a billionaire sex plane?

None of these dudes.

None of these dudes.

None of these dudes. They've been on the plane. They've been

They've been on the plane. They've been

They've been on the plane. They've been on the island. They've been to his

on the island. They've been to his

on the island. They've been to his house. They've given him creepy cards

house. They've given him creepy cards

house. They've given him creepy cards with pubic hair. They've been accused by

with pubic hair. They've been accused by

with pubic hair. They've been accused by a multitude of women of a multitude of

a multitude of women of a multitude of

a multitude of women of a multitude of wrongdoings. And nothing has happened to

wrongdoings. And nothing has happened to

wrongdoings. And nothing has happened to any of them.

any of them.

any of them. Any of them except Prince Andrew. Oh,

Any of them except Prince Andrew. Oh,

Any of them except Prince Andrew. Oh, Prince Andrew. Stripped of the title.

Prince Andrew. Stripped of the title.

Prince Andrew. Stripped of the title. Prince. Ooh. Such a penalty. Now it's

Prince. Ooh. Such a penalty. Now it's

Prince. Ooh. Such a penalty. Now it's just Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. Oo. ONE

just Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. Oo. ONE

just Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. Oo. ONE MORE TIME, BUDDY. AND YOU'LL BE BUSTED

MORE TIME, BUDDY. AND YOU'LL BE BUSTED

MORE TIME, BUDDY. AND YOU'LL BE BUSTED DOWN to Andy Mountbatton Windsor.

DOWN to Andy Mountbatton Windsor.

DOWN to Andy Mountbatton Windsor. You know, I got to be honest.

You know, I got to be honest.

You know, I got to be honest. I'm just not sure anybody is going to be

I'm just not sure anybody is going to be

I'm just not sure anybody is going to be held accountable for any of this.

held accountable for any of this.

held accountable for any of this. >> Have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epson.

>> Have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epson.

>> Have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epson. And in fact, if you look at the DOJ,

And in fact, if you look at the DOJ,

And in fact, if you look at the DOJ, they announced uh, you know, they

they announced uh, you know, they

they announced uh, you know, they released 3 million pages. It's like this

released 3 million pages. It's like this

released 3 million pages. It's like this is all they're supposed to be doing. And

is all they're supposed to be doing. And

is all they're supposed to be doing. And frankly, the DOJ, I think, should just

frankly, the DOJ, I think, should just

frankly, the DOJ, I think, should just say we have other things to do.

And boy, AND BOY, DOES THE DOJ have

And boy, AND BOY, DOES THE DOJ have

And boy, AND BOY, DOES THE DOJ have other things to do. you know, uh,

other things to do. you know, uh,

other things to do. you know, uh, looking into this decadesl long sex

looking into this decadesl long sex

looking into this decadesl long sex trafficking network for the rich and

trafficking network for the rich and

trafficking network for the rich and powerful is stopping the DOJ from

powerful is stopping the DOJ from

powerful is stopping the DOJ from getting the people who who really

getting the people who who really

getting the people who who really deserve to be punished. If you are here

deserve to be punished. If you are here

deserve to be punished. If you are here illegally, you got to go. Why? Because

illegally, you got to go. Why? Because

illegally, you got to go. Why? Because you're breaking the law.

you're breaking the law.

you're breaking the law. >> No one is above the law.

>> No one is above the law.

>> No one is above the law. >> This creates a two-tiered system.

>> This creates a two-tiered system.

>> This creates a two-tiered system. >> There's no accountability. There's no

>> There's no accountability. There's no

>> There's no accountability. There's no enforcement.

enforcement.

enforcement. >> It breeds fraud and crime and all of the

>> It breeds fraud and crime and all of the

>> It breeds fraud and crime and all of the other problems that come. I want

other problems that come. I want

other problems that come. I want sanctuary city policy to end.

But yeah, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. WE GOT TO

But yeah, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. WE GOT TO

But yeah, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. WE GOT TO END THE TWO-TIERED system of

END THE TWO-TIERED system of

END THE TWO-TIERED system of accountability. And to quote Lindsey

accountability. And to quote Lindsey

accountability. And to quote Lindsey Graham,

sanctuary city policies have to end.

sanctuary city policies have to end.

sanctuary city policies have to end. Well, after watching the politically

Well, after watching the politically

Well, after watching the politically well-connected skirt any form of legal

well-connected skirt any form of legal

well-connected skirt any form of legal accountability for horrible crimes, it

accountability for horrible crimes, it

accountability for horrible crimes, it seems pretty clear to me that there is a

seems pretty clear to me that there is a

seems pretty clear to me that there is a sanctuary city in this country. But

sanctuary city in this country. But

sanctuary city in this country. But guess what? This kid don't live in it.

guess what? This kid don't live in it.

guess what? This kid don't live in it. The real sanctuary city is where money

The real sanctuary city is where money

The real sanctuary city is where money and power protect you from the

and power protect you from the

and power protect you from the consequences of sex trafficking or

consequences of sex trafficking or

consequences of sex trafficking or influence peddling or taking half a

influence peddling or taking half a

influence peddling or taking half a billion dollars and giving away

billion dollars and giving away

billion dollars and giving away America's AI infrastructure.

America's AI infrastructure.

America's AI infrastructure. Not the small Midwestern city where

Not the small Midwestern city where

Not the small Midwestern city where trying to help a lady get up after she

trying to help a lady get up after she

trying to help a lady get up after she gets maca gets you shot in the back of

gets maca gets you shot in the back of

gets maca gets you shot in the back of the head.

the head.

the head. That's the real sanctuary city. And

That's the real sanctuary city. And

That's the real sanctuary city. And these are the motherers who live there.

these are the motherers who live there.

these are the motherers who live there. Get give me the right picture.

Get give me the right picture.

Get give me the right picture. >> Yeah.