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NOW THAT'S A TUNA FISH!

COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAKE?

I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT A FEW IDEAS.

NIKKI'S MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT.

SHE'S LIKE FAMILY.

NO. NO. NO.

I'M JUST AN INDECISIVE PERSON.

I WAS, LIKE, "WOW, THIS IS GONNA BE A LOT OF WORK."

AH!

MAMMA MIA!Lisa: IT'LL BE ROMANTIC.

AND YOU NEED A LITTLE ROMANTIC NIGHT.

SURPRISE!

WOW!

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW, MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME, BUDDY.

I'M THE BOSS.

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PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.THANK YOU.

SO, TODAY I HAVE A CONSULTATION WITH CAPTAIN JOE.

CAPTAIN JOE RUNS CANYON RUNNER, THE SPORTFISHING CHARTER,

OUT OF POINT PLEASANT, NEW JERSEY.

WE TAKE PEOPLE ON CHARTERS, OFF THE COAST

AND HOPEFULLY BRING BACK TO THE DOCK, TON OF FISH.

OH, I LOVE TO FISH.

I DO MORE STRIPERS, BLUES, FLUKES.

I GREW UP ON THE JERSEY SHORE, SO...

FANTASTIC.

I STARTED GOING FISHING WITH MY DAD WHEN I WAS A BOY.

I CONTINUED THE TRADITION.

I TAKE MY SONS FISHING WITH ME.

THE VALASTRO MEN, WE FISH.

THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

CANYON RUNNER SPORTFISHING HAS BEEN

IN BUSINESS NOW 30 YEARS.

WOW, THAT'S AWESOME.

YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THIS IS MY PARTNER, CAPTAIN PHIL.

HE'S BEEN WITH THE ORGANIZATION FOR 20 YEARS NOW.

WOW.

AND ONE OF OUR YOUNGEST CAPTAINS,

IS A CAPTAIN FOR FIVE YEARS.

SO I WAS LOOKING TO DO A LITTLE ANNIVERSARY PARTY

AND GET A CAKE.

AS FAR AS THE CAKE, I'M LOOKING AT THIS

AND I'M, LIKE, "THIS COULD TOTALLY BE A CAKE."

THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I BROUGHT THE PICTURE.

I LOVE THE COLORS, AND I LOVE THE SHAPE.

I'LL MAKE YOU A NICE, BIG HEALTHY TUNA,

LOOK LIKE YOU JUST PULLED THEM RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER.

THEY GUYS WILL LOVE IT.

LET'S DO A TUNA CAKE.

JUST NOT TUNA FILLING.

I'M THINKING OF MAKING A TUNA CAKE,

LAYING DOWN, KIND OF ON ONE SIDE.

YOU'LL GET THE NICE SHAPE ON THE BOARD...

AND THEN I THINK THE EMBELLISHMENTS

AND DETAILS WILL POP OFF IT.

GOOD. LET'S PUT THE CREAM.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

I'M GONNA ONE MORE HIGH,

AND THEN I'LL JUST CARVE THEM DOWN.

SO I CARVE THE CAKE OUT INTO THE SHAPE OF A TUNA.

CAPTAIN PHIL, WHO WE'RE MAKING THIS CAKE FOR,

CAUGHT 50,000 TUNAS OVER HIS LIFETIME.

THAT'S A LOT OF SUSHI.

LOT OF SUSHI, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING,

THIS WAS THE CRAZIEST THING EVER.

I'M CATCHING A TUNA, RIGHT?

AND I'M FIGHTING THIS GUY, MAN, FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

AND I GOT HIM CLOSE TO THE BOAT.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SEE WATER GO F-F-F-F-F

AND THEN MY LINE GOES ZZZZZZ

IT WAS A SHARK.

TOOK HIM RIGHT OFF THE LINE FROM ME.

AND IT HAPPENED TO ME TWICE.

BIG ONES, BIG ONES, MAN.

'CAUSE THOSE TUNAS, THEY GIVE YOU A LOT OF FIGHT.

THEY GIVE YOU A LOT OF FIGHT.

I TELL YOU ONE THING,

I WOULD LOVE TO CATCH ONE OF THESE THINGS, MAN.

I NEVER TOOK YOU TUNA FISHING?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I THINK I GOT TO TAKE YOU TUNA FISHING.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'D BE COMFORTABLE

GOING OUT THAT FAR WITH MY COUSIN DRIVING.

AWW, GO AHEAD. YOU WANT TO BRING IT UP?

YOU GOT TO BRING IT UP.

AND OF COURSE MAKING THE TUNA CAKE,

I'LL NEVER LIVE DOWN THE STORY OF WHEN I GOT STUCK IN THE FOG.

WE WERE GOING BACK FROM THE JERSEY SHORE,

INTO THE HUDSON RIVER,

AND SOON AS THE SUN WENT DOWN, THE FOG ROLLED IN.

LET ME TELL YOU, IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

IT WAS A GREAT RIDE OUT THERE.

WE HAD A GREAT DINNER.

YEAH, AND THEY THOUGHT THE SAME THING ON "GILLIGAN'S ISLAND."

NOTHING LIKE A THREE-HOUR TOUR.

HA, HA, HA.

WHEN I TELL YOU YOU COULDN'T SEE

FIVE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU COULDN'T.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IF I WAS GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

I DID NOT SEE THE VERRAZANO BRIDGE

UNTIL WE WERE UNDERNEATH OF IT.

UNDER IT!

ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HEAR...

I WAS LIKE, HOLY...

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED.

IT WAS A GIANT BARGE GOING BY ME.

YOUR WIFE WAS SCREAMING AT YOU.

OH, GOD. SHE WAS YELLING AT ME AND...

I GOT MY WIFE AND KIDS IN THE BOAT,

I AIN'T GONNA BE A HERO.

LET'S CALL THE COPS.

MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY.

THANK GOD FOR THE NYPD THAT NIGHT

AND THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, TOO.

THEY CAME OUT. THEY DROVE ME TO THE DOCK

AND I WAS JUST GRATEFUL TO GET MY FAMILY HOME SAFE.

WHEN I KNEW YOU WERE SAFE, THAT'S WHEN I LAUGHED.

THANKS, GUYS.

SO, I THINK THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD,

RIGHT. LET ME LOOK AT THIS.

PERFECT.

I'M IN THE MOOD FOR TUNA FISH FOR LUNCH.

YEAH.

MORNING, BUD.

HEY. WHAT'S UP, NIK? HOW WE DOING?

GOOD.

NIKKI'S MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS.

SHE'S LIKE FAMILY.

I COULDN'T DO WHAT I DO IN MY LIFE WITHOUT HER.

OKAY, SO WE HAVE TO DO A LOT OF STUFF

BEFORE I ACTUALLY GET OUT OF HERE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

YOU WORRY ABOUT ME ALL YEAR LONG.

YOU'RE GOT TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR WEDDING.

THANK YOU.

SO, NIKKI'S GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK,

AND YOU CAN SEE SHE'S REALLY EXCITED.

SHE'S MARRYING A GREAT GUY.

BILL IS AWESOME.

THEY'RE FRIENDS, YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE FAMILY.

IT'S NOT THE RELATIONSHIP, LIKE, BOSS AND ASSISTANT.

SHE'S LIKE ANOTHER SISTER TO ME.

WORKING FOR BUDDY FOR SIX YEARS,

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BECOME FAMILY.

I'VE TRAVELED WITH THE FAMILY EVERYWHERE.

I'VE SEEN THE KIDS GROW UP.

I MEAN, I'VE BECOME FAMILY.

I SEE THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAKE?

I MEAN, I KNOW THAT WE WERE SAYING

THAT WE'RE GONNA FIGURE IT OUT,

BUT, WE GOT TO BUTTON IT UP.

YEAH, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT A FEW IDEAS.

BUT I'M NOT, LIKE, 100% SURE.

EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING ME,

"HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR CAKE?"

I'M LIKE, "NO, I REALLY HAVEN'T. I TRUST BUDDY.

I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT."

THIS IS I LIKE.

THIS IS I LIKE. THIS IS I LIKE.

THIS IS UGLY.

THANKS.

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

NO.

THIS IS JUST...NO.

AND THAT...

NO. NO.

LISTEN, NIKKI IS NO BRIDEZILLA, NOT EVEN CLOSE.

BUT SHE'S GONNA TELL ME THE TRUTH.

WHAT ABOUT A QUILTED TIER?

MAYBE.

DO YOU LIKE, LIKE, THOSE KIND OF LIKE

FANTASY FAKE FLOWERS?

NOT NECESSARILY.

I'M JUST AN INDECISIVE PERSON.

PROBABLY THE BRIDE THAT TRIED ON THE MOST DRESSES EVER.

LIKE, 125, NO JOKE.

I WANT LIKE, SLEEK.

LIKE, I DON'T LIKE THIS OR THIS OR THAT OR THAT.

ALL RIGHT.

WE NEED TO MAKE A DECISION,

WE GOT TO GET THIS DONE.

NO. NO.

NO.

NO.

AND I DON'T LIKE RUFFLES.

I DON'T LIKE THIS OR THIS OR THAT OR THAT.

ALL RIGHT.

NIKKI'S HAVING A HARD TIME EXPLAINING THE CAKE

THAT SHE WANTS FOR HER WEDDING.

NO. NO.

I MEAN, NIK, COME ON.

YOU WORKED FOR ME FOR SIX YEARS, SURROUNDED BY CAKES EVERY DAY,

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT?

SO THERE'S MY DRESS,

IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THE DETAILS IN IT.

SO MAYBE THAT CAN BE INSPIRATION.

BUT THE MOMENT I SEE NIKKI'S DRESS,

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.

I'M GONNA TRY TO DO SOME OF THE PIPING

TO BE INSPIRED FROM THE BEAD WORK ON HER DRESS.

WHICH IS SICKLY DETAILED, SO, IT'S GONNA BE CHALLENGING.

THIS WILL KIND OF LIKE MIMIC WHAT I SAW ON YOUR DRESS.

MM-HMM. YEAH. SEE, LIKE, THAT I LIKE.

I'M REALLY KIND OF DIGGING MY OWN GRAVE HERE

'CAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE A TON OF PIPING.

AND THEN MAYBE THE BOTTOM BECOMES THE PEARL,

WHICH WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

BUT I REALLY WANT TO DO A SPECIAL CAKE FOR NIKKI.

'CAUSE NIKKI'S FAMILY.

THIS GOES ON TOP OF HERE, RIGHT?

THE BIG ONE?

THE BIG ONE, YEAH.

ALMOST HOME, DANNY. YOU'RE DOWN TO THE LAST TWO.

THAT'S A LOT OF CAKE.

I WAS LIKE, "WOW, THIS IS GONNA BE A LOT OF WORK."

I GOT TO LOT OF PIPING TO DO.

WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING ELSE?

THANK YOU, TAKE CARE.

IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

JUSTIN, THESE CUPCAKES IN THE FRONT.

Hello?

HEY, BABE.

NOTHING MUCH, HOW ARE YOU?

ARE YOU GONNA COME HOME FOR DINNER?

NO, I KNOW. I KNOW.

SO, BUDDY AND I LATELY HAVE BEEN LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW?

NOW THAT THE BUSINESS HAS GROWN SO MUCH,

WE JUST NEVER GET TO SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE.

ALL RIGHT, BABE. I LOVE YOU.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS, THE BOSS HAS TO BE THERE.

AND WE UNDERSTAND THAT.

BUT, YOU KNOW, AT THE SAME TIME, I MISS MY HUSBAND TREMENDOUSLY.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING?

AND WE KNOW HOW HE LOVES YOUR COOKING?

ALL RIGHT, BUT WE GOT TO DO IT LIKE A SURPRISE, THOUGH.

YEAH, YEAH!HE CAN'T KNOW WHERE.

IT'LL BE ROMANTIC.

IT WILL BE ROMANTIC.

AND YOU NEED A LITTLE ROMANTIC NIGHT, RIGHT?

YEAH.

NOW WE'RE IN BUSINESS.

NIKKI'S WEDDING CAKE IS EIGHT TIERS TALL.

AND THE WHOLE THING IS GONNA BE HAND-PIPED

THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY,

WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA BE VERY BUSY.

IT'S LIKE A PAINTER TAKING A BRUSH AND PAINTING A PICTURE.

WELL THAT'S WHAT I DO,

BUT I JUST DO IT WITH A PIPING BAG.

I'M GONNA TRY TO MIMIC THIS ON THIS TIER.

I JUST STARTED PIPING...

AH!

...AND PIPING...

WE GOT TO ONE OR A THREE?

TWO.

...AND PIPING...

ALL RIGHT, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT I THINK, CORRECT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

YEAH.

AS I LAYERED THE DETAILS, I JUST GOT MORE INTO IT,

AND HOURS OF TIME GOES BY.

MY ARM IS THROBBING.

AND EVERY TIME I SQUEEZE, I CAN FEEL IT.

BUT IT JUST GOT ME BACK INTO THE ZONE.

YOU KNOW WE HAVE TO DO THAT

ALL THE WAY AROUND THIS ENTIRE THING?

BLAH, BLAH.

PUSH.

I JUST GOT TO GIVE MY ARM A LITTLE BREAK

FROM ALL THAT PIPING.

SO I FIGURED I'D SWITCH GEARS AND GO DO THE TUNA CAKE.

YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT PLENTY.

YOU GOT PLENTY, DON'T WORRY.

WE'RE GOING TO COVER THIS TUNA CAKE

IN A GRAY FONDANT SKIN.

AND TO GIVE A LITTLE TEXTURE TO TUNA SKIN,

I'M GONNA TAKE RICE KRISPIE TREATS

AND MASH THEM IN THERE A LITTLE BIT.

DANNY, GIVE ME THE MOLDING TOOLS IF YOU DON'T MIND.

AND WE'RE GONNA ADD A COUPLE LITTLE DETAILS

LIKE A MOUTH AND THE EYE.

YOU GOT HIS EYEBALL?

YELLOW, ROYAL BLUE, BLACK.

SO, I AIRBRUSHED THE TOP OF THE FIN BLUE

'CAUSE IT'S A BLUE-FINNED TUNA...

DANNY, HOLD THE PAPER DOWN SO IT DOESN'T BLOW.

I PUT THAT LITTLE SHIMMER AND GLITTER ALL OVER THE CAKE

SO WE'RE SPARKLING.

KIND OF LIKE A REAL FISH DOES.

BUT IF ANYONE KNOWS TUNA, IT'S CAPTAIN JOE.

SO WE'LL SEE.

YOU THINK HE SAW US COMING IN?

I DON'T THINK SO.

SO MADELINE AND I SNUCK IN TO MAKE BUDDY A SURPRISE DINNER.

I'M GONNA MAKE HIM ONE OF HIS FAVORITE DISHES,

WHICH IS SPAGHETTI WITH ROASTED TOMATO AND SHRIMP.

MAMMA MIA!

BUTTER MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER.

IT SURE DOES!

IT REALLY DOES LOOK GOOD.

SO, WHEN I'M DONE GETTING CHANGED,

I'LL GO WAIT IN THE ROOM, AND THEN YOU CAN GO GET HIM

AND SAY, "I GOT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING."

ALL RIGHT, AND THEY YOU'LL BE WAITING IN THE ROOM?

YEAH, YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

NICE.

HI, BUDDY.

HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M MAKING NIKKI'S WEDDING CAKE.

AWW, THIS IS NIKKI'S? YEP.

SEE, WHEN I SEE WEDDING CAKES, I THINK OF LOVE.

ME TOO.

SHE WANTED A LOT OF DETAIL,

LIKE IN THE PIPING AND STUFF, SO...

OOH!

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HOME FOR DINNER.

YEAH.

SO, I'M JUST GETTING BACK TO NIKKI'S WEDDING CAKE,

WHEN MADELINE COMES IN AND TELLS ME

THEY NEED ME IN THE KITCHEN.

I HAD EVERYTHING SET UP PERFECT. THE CANDLES ARE LIT.

THE FLOWERS ARE IN THE VASE.

THE WINE IS POURED.

MY HUSBAND'S NOT ONE FOR SURPRISES.

SO I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS TO SEE HIM WALK IN.

I SEE MY WIFE, LISA, STANDING THERE.

AND I'M, LIKE, "WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?"

SURPRISE!

MY HUSBAND'S NOT ONE FOR SURPRISES.

HE LIKES TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

SO I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS TO SEE HIM WALK IN.

SURPRISE!

COME AND SEE WHAT I MADE YOU!

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I CAME AND MADE YOU DINNER.

WOW!

VERY ROMANTIC.

SO WHEN BUDDY WALKED IN, I THINK HE WAS SHOCKED

BUT HE WAS EXCITED TO SEE ME.

SIT DOWN AND EAT BEFORE IT GETS COLD.

OH, YOU KNOW. YOU AIN'T GOT TO TWIST MY ARM

TO EAT MY FAVORITE.

I FIGURED WE COULD HAVE A NICE ROMANTIC DINNER.

MY WIFE, NOT ONLY COOKED ME AN AMAZING MEAL,

BUT SHE'S ALL DRESSED UP, AND SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

AS I TELL PEOPLE, I MARRIED UP.

I DID GOOD.

TO A NICE, ROMANTIC EVENING.

TO THE BEST WIFE IN THE WORLD.

LET'S GET THE TUNA, FRANKIE.

AFTER LAST NIGHT'S SURPRISE DINNER WITH MY WIFE,

I'M ENERGIZED TO REEL IN THIS TUNA CAKE, BABY.

WE DID THE BOTTOM BOARD WOOD GRAIN.

SO IT KIND OF LOOKED LIKE WHEN THE BOAT COMES IN,

YOU THROW THE TUNA ON THE DOCK.

LET'S CUT THIS ONE HERE.

WE HAD THE TAIL FINS, THE DORSAL FINS

AND WE ADD THE LITTLE YELLOW MINI-FINS

WHICH ARE ACTUALLY CALLED FINLETS.

NOW, THAT'S A TUNA FISH!

IT JUST LOOKED GREAT.

IT LOOKED LIKE A TUNA LAYING ON A WOOD BOARD.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THE FISH?

I THINK IT CAME OUT REALLY NICE, MAN.

I LOVE IT, AND HOPEFULLY, FOR THE CAPTAINS,

IT'S THE CATCH OF THE DAY.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. COME ON IN.

CAPTAIN JOE COMES IN WITH CAPTAIN PHIL AND CAPTAIN DEAN.

THE BAKERY'S FULL OF CAPTAINS!

IT'S A REAL FISH!

CAPTAIN PHIL, CAPTAIN DEAN, THERE'S YOUR TUNA!

WHAT DO YOU THINK? MAYBE A 110?

WE'LL GO 150.

150. ALL RIGHT.

WHAT A JOB!

HEY, THESE GUYS KNOW TUNA.

IF THEY'RE IMPRESSED, I DID MY JOB, BABY.

MY GOSH, THE PEOPLE AT THE PARTY

ARE GONNA BE A TOTALLY ASTOUNDED OVER THIS.

AND IT LOOKS SO PERFECT. THE COLORING IS MAGNIFICENT.

AND THE DETAIL IS GREAT.

THE ONLY THING IS, IT'S NOT FLOPPING ON THE DECK, HUH?

I'M TOTALLY AMAZED. I'M SHOCKED.

BUDDY DID A MARVELOUS JOB ON IT.

AND I THINK IT'S GONNA JUST DO MARVELOUS

AT THIS CELEBRATION TONIGHT

WE HAVE FOR CAPTAIN PHIL AND CAPTAIN DEAN.

I'LL PUSH, YOU STEER.

HOW'S THAT, CAPTAIN?FANTASTIC.

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS BOAT.

YOU KNOW HOW TO DO BRUSHED EMBROIDERY?

I KNOW HOW TO PAINT IT.

WHAT DOES THE FLOWER ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE?

I GOT TO FINISH UP NIKKI'S WEDDING CAKE NOW.

BECAUSE I ALMOST HEAR THE WEDDING BELLS.

WE DID A COUPLE TIERS WITH BRUSHED EMBROIDERY.

IT IS SUCH AN AWESOME EFFECT.

IT'S GONNA LOOK PHENOMENAL.

TIER BY TIER, THIS CAKE IS LOOKING SICK.

THE DETAILS ARE POPPING NOW, HUH?

MAYBE I'M A HELPLESS ROMANTIC.

I DON'T KNOW. BUT I LOVE MAKING WEDDING CAKES.

THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT IT THAT DRAWS ME IN.

WHETHER IT'S THE SHAPES OR THE PIPING OR THE FONDANT

OR THE SUGAR FLOWERS,

THERE'S JUST AN ARTISTIC SIDE TO IT THAT--

IT'S MY FAVORITE CAKE TO MAKE.

AFTER ALL THAT PIPING,

ALL THAT'S LEFT IS THE FINISHING TOUCH.

MAN, THESE FLOWERS ARE NICE.

IT'S DONE.

WOW!

I FINISHED THIS CAKE, AND I STEP BACK.

I WAS SO HAPPY WITH THE CAKE.

IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST CAKES I EVER DID IN MY LIFE.

COURT, MEGAN, COME CHECK IT OUT.

IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.

IT'S NICE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

LOOKS AWESOME?

NIKKI'S GONNA LOVE IT.

YEAH.

JUST THE DIFFERENT TECHNIQUES ON HERE.

ALL THE PIPING, BRUSHED EMBROIDERY, THE FLOWERS,

EVEN THE BOTTOM TIER WITH THE PEARLS

COMING FROM THE BOTTOM UP...

NO, I LIKE THAT.IT REALLY TIES IT TOGETHER.

NOT ONLY DO I HOPE THAT SHE LOVES IT,

I JUST HOPE THAT SHE REALIZES HOW SPECIAL HER AND BILL ARE

IN MY LIFE AND KNOW HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO ME.

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT FOR SOMEONE BETTER.

YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.

NOW IT'S TIME TO SHOW NIKKI HER WEDDING CAKE,

AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER REACTION.

DON'T LOOK YET. I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK.

I'M NOT LOOKING.

OKAY.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THIS CAKE

FOR THE LAST DAY-AND-A-HALF BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE

HAS BEEN, LIKE, TELLING ME BITS AND PIECES.

I THINK HE WAS KIND OF CAUGHT OF GUARD A LITTLE BIT.

LIKE, "OH, SHE DOESN'T LIKE THIS AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT.

WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA MAKE?"

AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WELL, DON'T LOOK YET. I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK.

I'M NOT LOOKING.

OKAY.

NIKKI'S ABOUT TO SEE HER WEDDING CAKE FOR THE FIRST TIME,

AND I CAN'T WAIT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

I REALLY, REALLY LOVE IT.

IT'S AMAZING.

IT BLEW MY MIND.

YEAH. IT REALLY DID.

IT'S AMAZING. AWESOME.

OH, MY GOSH. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

ISN'T IT COOL?

YEAH, IT'S PERFECT.

EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANTED,

I REALLY TRIED TO INCORPORATE IT.

I LOVE THE BRUSHED EMBROIDERY.

ME TOO. ALL THE PEARLS.

LIKE, ALL THIS DETAIL.

HE INCORPORATED EVERY SINGLE THING THAT I ASKED FOR,

AND IT'S BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER DREAMT.

I LOVE HOW HE TIED IN MY DRESS TO THE PATTERNS ON THE CAKE,

EVERYTHING FROM THE FLOWERS TO THE PEARLS.

I LOVE IT. IT'S PERFECT.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GO GET MARRIED NOW AND HAVE A BIG PARTY.

AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THE GUESTS

TO SEE THE AMAZING CAKE.

I, WILLIAM, TAKE YOU, NICOLE, TO BE MY WIFE.

I PROMISE TO BE TRUE TO YOU IN GOOD TIMES AND BAD,

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH.

I, NICOLE, TAKE YOU, WILLIAM, TO BE MY HUSBAND.

I PROMISE TO BE TRUE TO YOU IN GOOD TIMES AND IN BAD,

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH.

I WILL LOVE YOU AND HONOR YOU, ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

TIME TO CUT THE CAKE, AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.

I REALLY DID THIS WITH ALL MY HEART.

CAKE TIME!

NIKKI AND BILL, CONGRATULATIONS.

MANY YEARS OF HAPPINESS.

WE LOVE YOU!

MWAH!