Original subtitles

COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

WHY IS IT HE HAS A TATTOO?WE ALL DO CRAZY THINGS.

I'D RATHER HAVE THE DENTIST DRILLING IN MY TOOTH--

ENNH, ENNNH!

LOOK AT THIS TANK TOP. "CARLO'S BAKERY."

WHEN IT COMES TO FASHION, I MEAN, I'M THE EXPERT AT THAT.

THAT LOOKS A LITTLE SHORT ON YOU.

THIS IS NOT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK.

MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE YOUR RECIPE

I WANT TO TAKE ALL OF THEM AND BANG THEIR HEADS TOGETHER,

LIKE "THE THREE STOOGES."

SECRET WEAPON RIGHT THERE.

MMM, BACON.

I SMELL BACON.

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW-- MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY. I'M THE BOSS.

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ST. PATTY'S DAY IS COMING UP,

AND IT'S A HUGE TIME OF YEAR FOR US.

TODAY, I'M GOING TO OUR BAKERY IN MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY.

MORRISTOWN HAS ONE OF THE LARGEST

ST. PATTY'S DAY CELEBRATIONS IN ALL OF NEW JERSEY.

- MARTY! - BUDDY.

- WHAT'S UP, BROTHER? - GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

- HOW'S EVERYTHING? - GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HAVE A SEAT. - EXCELLENT.

SO, TODAY, I GOT A CONSULTATION WITH MARTY,

AND EVERY YEAR, HE THROWS AN AWESOME ST. PATTY'S DAY PARTY.

RUNNING IT-- I THINK THIS IS THE SEVENTH YEAR

FOR THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE THEY DO IN MORRISTOWN.

WHAT WE DO IS I HAVE SOMEBODY COME IN, AND THEY ROAST PIGS.

THEY DO THREE PIGS.

SO WE'VE NICKNAMED IT ST. PIGGY'S DAY.

ST. PIGGY'S DAY.

THIS YEAR, WE NEED TO ADD SOMETHING EXTRA,

AND I WAS HOPING YOU COULD MAKE US...

A CAKE?

...A CAKE.

NOW, MARTY, I AIN'T IRISH OR NOTHING,

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW--

I NEVER HEARD OF HAVING A PIG ROAST AT ST. PATTY'S DAY.

I WOULDN'T REALLY NECESSARILY PUT ST. PATTY'S DAY

AND A PIG ROAST TOGETHER.

SO I'M KIND OF THINKING, YOU KNOW,

"HOW DO I INCORPORATE A PIG ROAST AND ST. PATTY'S DAY?"

I'M THINKING, IF WE CAN KIND OF INCORPORATE

ST. PATRICK'S DAY MEETS A PIG--

LIKE, THINK OF A LEPRECHAUN PIG.

PIG, PORK, BACON-- THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE.

SO, MAYBE IT COULD ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE A PIG

AND HAVE A LITTLE PIG INSIDE-- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY?

YES, ABSOLUTELY.

ALL RIGHT, MAN. SO, LEPRECHAUN PIG CAKE.

LET ME DIGEST THAT INSIDE AND OUT.

EXCELLENT.

THIS CAKE YOU'RE GONNA LIKE.

THERE'S A BIG ST. PATTY'S DAY PARADE AND PARTY IN MORRISTOWN.

THEY CALL IT "ST. PIGGY DAY."

THE MAIN ATTRACTION IS THEY HAVE, LIKE,

THREE PIGS THAT THEY HAVE ON SPIGOTS AND THEY COOK 'EM.

SO, WHY NOT DO, LIKE, A CARTOONISH PIG

THAT'S, LIKE, DRESSED FOR ST. PATTY'S DAY?

OH, IT'S CUTE. I LIKE THAT.

I LOVE THAT.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO IT.

THE LUCK OF THE IRISH. COME ON.

FOR THIS PIGGY CAKE, I'M GONNA LET LIZ AND RALPH

START ON THE HEAD OF THE PIG.

SHINY, HAPPY PIG.

AND FOR THE BODY PART OF THIS PIG,

I'M GONNA FILL IT WITH BUTTERCREAM

AND CANDIED BACON, BABY.

SO, I'M GONNA CANDY SOME BACON HERE.

SOUNDS GOOD.

- DO YOU LIKE BACON? - LOVE BACON.

- YOU GOT IT. - WHO DOESN'T?

YOU KNOW IT.

SO, FIRST, ME AND HERMAN--

WE'RE GONNA LAY OUT SOME BACON ON A PAN,

PUT SOME BROWN SUGAR ON TOP, AND BAKE IT IN THE OVEN,

JUST SO WE GET IT CRISPY.

OOH, LOOKS GOOD, HERMAN.

HERMAN, DON'T--

WHAT?

DON'T EAT IT. WE NEED IT FOR THE CAKE.

I LIKE BACON.

SO DO I.

ALL RIGHT, YOU STIR IT UP. HERE.

WE'RE GONNA PUT IT INTO SOME SUGAR, AND WE'RE GONNA CANDY IT.

OH! YOU CAN EAT THAT STUFF BY, YOU KNOW, BY THE HANDFULS.

HUH? THAT COOLED OFF NICELY.

AFTER WE CANDIED THE BACON, WE SPRINKLED IT IN

AND KIND OF INCORPORATED IT INTO THE BUTTERCREAM.

IT'S GONNA BE AN AWESOME COMBINATION-- SWEET AND SALTY.

MWAH! RIDICULOUS.

IF DESSERT AND BREAKFAST HAD A BABY, THAT'D BE IT.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

PULLING LOBSTER TAILS.

IT'S ST. PATTY'S DAY WEEK. COME ON.

WE GOT TO DO THE IRISH SODA BREAD.

WE GOT TO HIT THE SHAMROCKS AGAIN.

WE'VE GOT IT, JOE. LIKE--

YEAH, WELL, LET'S GO. LET'S GO. COME ON.

YOU KNOW, WHEN WE USED TO PULL, YOU KNOW...

"WE USED TO"-- HERE WITH THE "WE USED TO."

HOLIDAY WEEK, WE'D PULL FOR HOURS IN A DAY,

SO WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO TOUCH IT AGAIN.

WE'RE BETTER NOW, JOE.

YOU DON'T PULL ANYMORE, JOE.

YOU-- BUDDY DOESN'T PULL ANYMORE.

I BRING DANNY AND BUDDY IN HERE.

FOR WHAT?

WE'LL HAVE A RACE.

- OKAY. THAT'S FINE. - AND WE'LL MAKE A BET.

IF YOU BEAT BUDDY AND DANNY, I'LL GIVE YOU A DAY OFF.

REALLY? YEAH.

IF YOU LOSE, YOU'RE GOING ON THAT CAKE DELIVERY--

THE GUY UP IN MORRISTOWN...

- WE'LL DROP THE CAKE OFF. - YEAH.

- WE'LL DROP A CAKE OFF. - SURE.

...AS LEPRECHAUNS.

MATT AND LOU HAVE BEEN AT THE BAKERY FOR A WHILE NOW,

AND THEY'RE GOOD, AND WITH THAT COMES A LITTLE BIT OF COCKINESS.

I DON'T WANT TO TAKE MONEY FROM YOU. DEAL?

I GOT ONE DEAL. - ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T THINK THAT THEY THINK WE STILL GOT THE SKILLS.

HEY. HEY, BUD! BUDDY! YO!

US TWO THINK THAT WE CAN BEAT YOU AND DANNY AT PULLING.

WHEN IT COMES TO PULLING LOBSTER TAILS,

THERE AIN'T ANYBODY WHO CAN GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH THE BOSS.

IT'S THE HARDEST PASTRY TO MAKE AND THE ONE WE'RE MOST PROUD OF.

WE LOSE, IT'S YOUR FAULT.

MAKE SURE DANNY DOESN'T THROW OUT HIS SHOULDER.

- YOU READY? - YEP.

- YOU READY? - YEAH.

GO!

MATT, HIT ME WITH GREASE. MATT.

GIVE ME. GIVE ME. GIVE ME. OVER HERE, DANNY.

DON'T LOOK AT DANNY-- JUST CONCENTRATE.

KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

COME ON, MATT. HURRY UP.

- I'M MOVING. - HURRY UP!

I'M MOVING!

I GOT TO SAY-- MATT AND LOU--

THEY'RE A LOT FASTER THAN I THOUGHT THEY'D BE.

COME ON, DANNY. COME ON, DANNY.

IT'S CLOSER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS.

AHH!

OH, BOY.

HOPE YOU LOOK GOOD IN GREEN, MATT.

OH, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE LEPRECHAUN.

THAT'S FOR YOU.

DAMN, MAN!

- ME AND YOU, BROTHER. - DONE. LET'S GO.

UNDEFEATED.

MATT AND LOU, HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED?

NEVER BET THE BOSS.

YOU'RE GONNA LOSE.

NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE LEPRECHAUNS.

YOU'RE LOOKING A LEPRECHAUN.

DEE-DEE-DEE! YOU GONNA DANCE? YOU WANT TO DANCE?

♪ IPPITY-BIPPITY, BIPPITY ♪

NOW YOU DANCE THAT.

HEY, LI.

HEY. OH. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

SO, I GOT A CALL FROM MY SISTER LISA,

AND SHE TOLD ME TO GET TO THE BAKERY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

LISTEN, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

YOU KNOW, OUR BANANA CREAM PIES--

THEY'RE NOT MOVING.

LIKE, EVERY DAY, I'M THROWING THEM OUT.

I'M KIND OF BAFFLED, BECAUSE THAT WAS ONE

OF OUR BEST SELLERS AT THE BAKERY.

THERE'S NO REASON THEY SHOULDN'T BE SELLING.

LIKE, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE...

I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CUT IT.

BUT AS SOON AS LISA TAKES IT OUT OF THE CASE,

IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME--

THAT'S NOT THE CARLO'S BAKERY BANANA CREAM PIE.

THAT'S NOT HOW I MAKE THEM.

THE BANANAS ARE CUT TOTALLY WRONG.

THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE CHOCOLATE CRUMBS ON HERE.

LET'S TASTE IT. - YEAH.

THIS THING BARELY EVEN TASTES LIKE BANANA CREAM PIE.

IF I COULD MAKE EVERY BANANA CREAM PIE,

I WOULD, BUT I CAN'T.

THAT'S THE HARDEST THING ABOUT EXPANDING--

YOU HAVE TO TRUST OTHERS AT THE STORE LEVEL WHO ARE MAKING IT.

CALL MAURO, JOEY, AND CHAD,

AND TELL THEM TO GET THEIR HERE.

NOW?

NOW.

OH, SUGAR.

LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO STEP ON ANYBODY'S TOES,

BUT IT'S LIKE, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.

CALL MAURO, JOEY, AND CHAD,

AND TELL THEM TO GET THEIR HERE.

NOW?

NOW.

OH, SUGAR.

I CAN'T GO AND BLAME THE PEOPLE AT THE STORE LEVEL.

I NEED TO BLAME MY SOLDIERS AT THE TOP

WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CHECKING IN

AND SHOWING THESE GUYS THE RIGHT WAY.

HEY, BUDDY.

LOOK. DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING?

THIS IS NOT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK.

YOU GUYS GOT TO SPOT-CHECK.

THIS IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES.

OUR STAPLE ITEMS-- WHEN WE MAKE IT, YOU KNOW IT,

YOU SEE IT-- IT'S LIKE IT'S HOME.

WHEN YOU WALK INTO YOUR STORE

AND YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT,

YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

THIS IS NOT THE WAY WE SHOWED THEM HOW TO DO IT.

IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE SURE.

WE CAN SHOW THEM HOW TO DO IT, BUT AFTER I LEAVE HERE,

AFTER HE LEAVES HERE, AFTER HE LEAVES--

YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE MANAGERS,

AND THEN I'M SUPPOSED TO WATCH YOUSE.

AT THIS POINT, I WANT TO TAKE ALL OF THEM

AND BANG THEIR HEADS TOGETHER, LIKE "THE THREE STOOGES."

HEY, MAYBE IT'S THE RECIPE.

MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE YOUR RECIPE

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

THEY'RE NOT GONNA BUY IT-- MAYBE THEY DON'T LIKE IT.

MAYBE THEY ATE IT BEFORE.

THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE VANILLA CRUMB.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE CHOCOLATE CRUMBS.

WELL, LISTEN, WE DID--

MAYBE MAKE THE FILLING DIFFERENT.

WE DID HIRE A PASTRY GEEK, RIGHT?

I MEAN... - NERD PIE.

I HIRED CHAD SINCE THE BAKERY'S BEEN GROWING,

AND HE BASICALLY DOES RECIPE DEVELOPMENT.

I MEAN, HE'S REALLY TALENTED.

ALL RIGHT. SO, LET HIM MAKE HIS BANANA CREAM PIE,

AND WE'LL MAKE OUR BANANA CREAM PIE.

- CORRECTLY. - AND WE'LL START THERE.

WE'LL MAKE A BANANA CREAM PIE CORRECTLY.

YOU MAKE YOURS.

YOU GUYS MAKE YOURS.

I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE BAKERY.

I GOT TO MAKE THE ST. PATTY'S DAY CAKE.

WHEN I COME BACK, WE'LL TASTE, AND WE'LL SEE WHAT'S RIGHT.

OKAY.

GOOD LUCK, CHAD. IT AIN'T GONNA MATTER.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A RECIPE BETTER THAN OURS.

HEY, BUD.

HEY, MARE. WHAT'S UP?

ARE YOU BUSY?

MARY, IT'S ST. PATTY'S DAY THIS WEEK.

I GOT A TON OF STUFF TO DO.

AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UM, NOTHING. I HAVE AN IDEA.

OH. UH-HUH.

LOOKIT. LOOK AT THIS TANK TOP.

THIS IS LUCIA'S TANK TOP THAT-- WHY ARE YOU MAKING FACES?

YOU DON'T LIKE THAT?

CARLO'S BAKERY.

MARY, I DON'T CARE WHAT-- YOU WANT TO MAKE T-SHIRTS?

YOU DON'T THINK THAT THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?

MARY, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO,

AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE ME.

I LIKE OUR MERCHANDISE TO REFLECT A LITTLE OF ME.

AS LONG AS I'M NOT BOTHERED, I DON'T CARE.

I'M LIKE, "PLEASE, JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

LEAVE ME ALONE."

I'D RATHER HAVE THE DENTIST DRILLING IN MY TOOTH--

ENNH, ENNNH!--

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN SHE TALKS.

YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T BOTHER ME.

I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT NOTHING.

OKAY. GO.

OKAY. BYE.

DO YOU WANT A SISTER?

NO.

TAKE ONE, JUST ONE.

NO, NO. THAT'S YOURS. THEY'RE ALL YOURS.

DO YOU WANT TO GO THIS WAY?

GO SIDEWAYS? GO LIKE A 3/4 SHEET?

WE WET THE SPONGE WITH A LITTLE IRISH WHISKEY--

'CAUSE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT?--

WITH THE MAPLE SYRUP AND CANDIED-BACON FILLING.

MMM, BACON.

I SMELL BACON.

SO, ME, FRANKIE, AND DANNY ARE GONNA FILL THE CAKE

AND SHAPE THE BODY OF THE PIG OUT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK-- GO FIVE HIGH?

BECAUSE THE HAT'S GONNA GO HIGHER THAN THE BACK,

ANYWAY, RIGHT?

BETWEEN THE DRINKING AND THIS-- HUH--

PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE SINGING "ALLELUIA."

WITH THE SWEET MAPLE SYRUP,

A LITTLE BIT OF THAT CANDIED BACON,

AND THAT SWEET IRISH WHISKEY,

THIS CAKE IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE OFF THE HOOK.

OINK, OINK, OINK.

OINK, OINK.

MARY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I HAVE IDEAS FOR MERCHANDISE.

YOU BETTER WATCH.

BUDDY'S GONNA-- YOU'RE CUTTING EVERYTHING UP.

DOES HE KNOW?

OH, I'LL TAKE IT HOME AND WEAR IT.

THAT'S REALLY CUTE.

MY BROTHER BUDDY HAS A GREAT EYE WHEN IT COMES TO CAKE,

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FASHION AND OTHER STUFF,

I MEAN, I'M THE EXPERT AT THAT.

I HAVE THIS THING AT HOME, THIS CONTRAPTION,

BUT I NEED TO, LIKE, PRACTICE.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT GOES UP OR DOWN.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT GOES THIS WAY--

HOPEFULLY, IT GOES THIS WAY.

SO, IT'S NOT LINED UP. LET ME LINE IT UP FIRST.

DO YOU DO IT THIS WAY?

NO. IT HAS TO GO THIS WAY.

OH, NO, IT HAS TO GO ON THE BOTTOM.

THE OTHER WAY.

HONEY, IN HERE.

OH, I THINK I PUT IT IN THE WRONG WAY, THOUGH.

IT HAS TO GO-- I HAVE TO TURN THE SHIRT INSIDE OUT.

ALL RIGHT, SO, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SHOW BUDDY THESE?

WE'RE NOT GONNA SHOW HIM-- WE'LL JUST SELL THEM.

OH.

HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO SAY TO ME,

"DO WHATEVER YOU WANT," RIGHT?

IT'S VERY EASY TO CONVINCE MY CUSTOMERS.

IF MY CUSTOMERS HAVE TASTE, THEY'LL LIKE MY STUFF.

OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN UP FOR ONE SECOND.

I JUST WANT A SURVEY ON WHO THINKS

THAT MY NEW T-SHIRTS ARE CUTE.

YOU TELL ME-- HANDS UP IF YOU LIKE THEM.

YOUSE LIKE THEM, HONESTLY?

OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN UP FOR ONE SECOND.

I JUST WANT A SURVEY

ON WHO THINKS THAT MY NEW T-SHIRTS ARE CUTE.

YOU TELL ME-- HANDS UP IF YOU LIKE THEM.

HANDS UP!

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO.

I THINK I PROVED MY POINT WHEN I DID MY SURVEY.

YOU KNOW, A FEW HAD TO BE A LITTLE,

YOU KNOW, GIVEN A LITTLE PUSH TO,

BUT EVERYONE IN THE STORE WAS READY TO BUY ONE.

- OH! - OH!

OH, SEE? ISN'T THAT CUTE?

UH-HUH.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS RIGHT HERE?

105 YEARS, MY FRIEND.

WELL, NOT A-- IT WORKED FOR 105 YEARS,

BUT THEY'RE NOT SELLING, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHY MAYBE WE NEED TO CHANGE THE RECIPE.

THE BAKERY IS WHERE IT IS BECAUSE OF THE STAPLES,

AND BANANA CREAM PIE IS ONE OF THE STAPLES.

WE'RE NOT CHANGING IT.

IF IT AIN'T BROKEN, WHY FIX IT?

YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT'S BROKEN-- THAT'S WHY.

YEAH, I'M GONNA BEAT UP THIS CUSTARD.

OUR RECIPE'S EXCELLENT.

OUR PIE SHELL-- IT'S LAYERED.

IT TASTES BUTTERY.

THAT'S THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

I ALWAYS BELIEVE QUALITY'S IN THE INGREDIENTS.

THE INSIDE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE A WHOLE BANANA.

YOU WANT THEM RIPE, BUT NOT TOO RIPE.

THE FRENCH CREAM--

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CUSTARD AND WHIPPED CREAM,

YOU KNOW, FOLDED IN TOGETHER.

OH.

SECRET WEAPON RIGHT THERE.

MY STYLE OF BAKING IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN JOEY AND MAURO'S.

SO WE'RE GONNA DO A GRAHAM-CRACKER CRUST,

AS WELL AS I'M GONNA PUT A LAYER OF GANACHE,

JUST BECAUSE BANANA, CHOCOLATE, GRAHAM CRACKER--

IT SETS ITSELF UP FOR A NICE HARMONY OF FLAVOR.

WHAT ARE THOSE SPOTS IN THERE?

BANANA-- PUT BANANA IN THE BANANA CREAM.

IT'S A CRAZY IDEA, RIGHT?

SO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NICE, RIPE BANANA FILLING

IN THE BANANA CREAM PIE,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NICE VANILLA WHIPPED CREAM ON THE TOP,

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA PUT A LITTLE CHOCOLATE SHAVINGS ON

AND BE DONE.

I THINK PEOPLE MIGHT GET OFFENDED

BY YOUR BOSOM-SHAPED PIE.

CHEECH, THAT'S A BANANA CREAM PIE.

- ALL RIGHT. - 1910, CARLO'S BAKERY.

ASK BUDDY. LET HIM DECIDE.

WHEN HE GETS HERE, WE'LL SEE.

THIS PIGGY'S REALLY COMING TO LIFE, BABY.

OKAY. I GOT TO LET IT GO, FRANKIE AND RALPH.

BEAUTIMOUS.

YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE A PIG

GOING TO A ST. PATTY'S DAY PARTY.

I THINK IT LOOKS ADORABLE.

DID A GREAT JOB.

WE DID EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO.

WE WENT WITH LIKE A MORE CARTOONY FACE

AND WITH THE SHADES ON.

HE LOOKS LIKE A COOL PIG, MAN.

WHOA! WHY HAS A TAT-- WHY IS IT HE HAS A TATTOO?

HE GOT DRUNK, MAN.

YOU KNOW, WE ALL DO CRAZY THINGS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY HIS PARENTS ARE GONNA BE?

AND THE BEST PART IS THERE'S ACTUALLY BACON INSIDE THE PIG!

THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO A PIG.

NOW, THAT'S A PIG.

I LIKE IT.

I THINK IT LOOKS REALLY COOL.

I THINK THE FILLING IS INCREDIBLE.

THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

CAKE AND WHISKEY AND BACON.

CAN'T BEAT THAT.

NO.

AND WE GET TO SEE MATT AND LOU DRESSED UP LIKE LEPRECHAUNS.

THAT'S ALWAYS FUN.

ALL RIGHT. TAKE THIS PIG HOME.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HOW WE DOING?

HOW DID WE MAKE OUT?

- WELL, WHAT DO YOU LIKE? - YOU BE THE JUDGE.

WE GOT TWO PRODUCTS THERE.

CHAD'S WAS A LITTLE BIT MORE MODERN,

AND OUR BANANA CREAM PIE WAS OLD-SCHOOL,

THE WAY WE ALWAYS DID IT.

BUT BESIDES THE LOOKS,

IT'S GOT TO COME DOWN TO HOW THEY TASTE.

SO, WHAT DID YOU DO DIFFERENT, CHAD?

SO, I TOOK OUR BUTTER DOUGH

AND I ADDED GRAHAM CRACKER TO IT,

AND THEN I INCORPORATED BANANAS INTO A FRENCH CREAM

WITH WHOLE BANANAS AND THEN WHIPPED CREAM.

I TASTE CHAD'S VERSION,

AND I GOT TO TELL YOU-- IT WAS NOT BAD.

THE CRUST IS VERY GOOD-- NICE AND BUTTERY.

CHAD'S CRUST WAS REALLY GOOD--

IT WAS MORE OF LIKE A COOKIE/GRAHAM-CRACKER CRUST.

AND I GOT TO TELL YOU-- I REALLY ENJOYED IT.

WE'RE JUST SO USED TO SEEING THAT.

IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME,

BECAUSE I'M SO USED TO OUR BANANA CREAM PIE.

OKAY. LET'S DO IT.

I TASTE THE ORIGINAL BANANA CREAM PIE...

AND IT BRINGS ME BACK TO WHEN I WAS A KID.

I JUST CUT ANOTHER PIECE.

YOU SEE ALL THE BANANA IN THERE?

I LOVE THIS THING. IT'S OFF THE HOOK.

PEOPLE COME IN AND EAT THIS BANANA CREAM PIE,

THEY'RE GONNA FREAKING LOVE IT.

IT'S NOT REALLY THAT THIS IS BAD AND THIS IS GOOD.

- NO. - IT'S JUST...

THAT ONE'S VERY GOOD, TOO.

IT'S JUST DIFFERENT.

MAYBE YOU CAN ADAPT THAT NOT TO BE A BANANA CREAM PIE,

BUT TO MAKE IT SOMETHING ELSE, 'CAUSE IT DOES LOOK PRETTY.

YEAH, WHATEVER.

YOU LOSE. YOU LOSE.

IF I WENT TO WORK AT ANOTHER BAKERY,

I ONLY KNOW OUR WAY,

SO I KNOW WHERE HE'S COMING FROM.

IT'S MORE JOKING THAN ANYTHING.

HE'S DEFINITELY A BENEFIT TO THE COMPANY.

THE OLD VERSION IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA STICK WITH.

I GOT TO TELL YOU-- MARTY'S PARTY IS OFF THE HOOK.

THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE THERE.

IT'S REALLY AN AWESOME TIME.

BUT THE MOMENT I'M REALLY WAITING FOR

IS TO SEE MY LEPRECHAUNS.

THAT LOOKS A LITTLE SHORT ON YOU.

HOLD ON. THEY'RE COMING. THEY JUST...

THAT LOOKS A LITTLE SHORT ON YOU.

THAT'S THE ANGRY ELF.

SEEING LOU AND MATT DRESSED AS LEPRECHAUNS-- OH, MY GOD.

IT WAS TOO FUNNY.

WHOO!

WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?

- WHOO! - UNBELIEVABLE!

- WELL... - UNBELIEVABLE.

...WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YOU DID IT. YOU GOT THE SUNGLASSES.

YOU NAILED IT.

WHEN THAT CAKE CAME IN, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

UNBELIEVABLE PRESENTATION.

THE PIG HAD THIS AWESOME HAT ON IT.

IT HAD THE SHAMROCK GLASSES ON IT, WHICH WERE AWESOME.

HE COULDN'T HAVE NAILED IT ANY BETTER.

UNREAL.

WE HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME MAKING THIS CAKE.

WHAT AN AWESOME EVENT HERE...

- WHOO-HOO! - BUDDY!

...CELEBRATING ST. PATTY'S DAY IN MORRISTOWN.

- WHOO! - WE LOVE THE COMMUNITY.

WE LOVE YOU.

SO, HERE'S WHAT I GOT TO KNOW-- IS THERE BACON IN THE CAKE?

WE DID CANDIED BACON...

OH!

...WITH A MAPLE-SYRUP BUTTERCREAM.

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE IT.OH, MY.

AND WE SOAKED THE CAKE WITH A LITTLE IRISH WHISKEY.

OH! NOW YOU'RE TALKING!

WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?

WHOO! LET'S EAT SOME CAKE!

BUDDY AND HIS TEAM TOTALLY EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS.

I ASKED FOR A CAKE FOR ST. PIGGY'S DAY.

THEY BROUGHT IN A MONSTER PIG WITH BACON ON THE INSIDE.

I COULDN'T ASK FOR ANYTHING BETTER.

NICE.

MMM! WOW.

MMM! AMAZING!

HOW CUTE IS THAT?

ARE YOU BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND?

YEAH.

OKAY. WOULDN'T YOU BE EXCITED IF SHE CAME HOME WEARING THAT?

NO.

OKAY. LOOK AT THIS ONE.

THIS IS MORE LIKE A BEACH COVER-UP.

THEN WE HAVE THIS ONE-- IT'S JUST SIMPLE.

AND THEN A HAT. ISN'T IT CUTE?

MARY, I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU FOUND SOMETHING

THAT YOU LOVE TO DO,

BUT DON'T BE SCARING OFF THE CUSTOMERS.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I LIKE THEM.

SO YOU GOT TO BUY HER ONE OF THESE.

- I-- - ALL RIGHT?

AND BE A NICE BOYFRIEND.

YOU DON'T WANT HER TO BREAK UP WITH YOU, RIGHT?

YOU GOT A CUTE BLONDE THERE.

BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN-- THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.