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COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

LORD VALASTRO.WELCOME TO OUR LANDS.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
FOR THE CAKE?

A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE.
A GRIFFIN.

THIS CAKE ORDER CAME
FROM RALPH'S FRIENDS.

THEY LARP.WHAT IS LARP?

GO ON. GO.
LET'S GO!

LIVE-ACTION
ROLE-PLAYING.

WHOA!

KIDS COME HERE
FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD,

AND THEY ARE PLACED
WITH DIFFERENT FAMILIES.

WE WANT TO MAKE THESE STUDENTS
FEEL AT HOME HERE.

MAURO,
YOU'RE WASTING AWAY TO NOTHING.

YOU LOOK SKINNY.

HE NEEDS NEW CLOTHES.

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK,
THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW--
MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY
TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY.
I'M THE BOSS.

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HI. I'M JAMES.GOOD TO MEET YOU, JAMES.

SEAN.NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS.

OH, YOU GOT SOME--
SOME GOODIES HERE.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
COSTUME PARTY?

AH, NO, NO.

I RUN A VERY INTERESTING

AND UNIQUE ORGANIZATION
CALLED KNIGHT REALMS.

IT'S A SOCIAL
AND ACTING ORGANIZATION

THAT'S SET IN A FANTASY,
MEDIEVAL WORLD THAT I CREATED.

WE'RE PUTTING ON COSTUMES

AND FIGHTING EACH OTHER
WITH LATEX SWORDS.

O...KAY.

UH...REALLY?

YEAH. IT'S GREAT.
IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF FUN.

SO, JAMES AND SEAN
FROM KNIGHT REALMS--

THEY RUN A LARP.

IT STANDS FOR
"LIVE-ACTION ROLE-PLAYING."

SO, YOU GUYS GO TO, LIKE,
A CAMPGROUND.

EVERYBODY DRESSES UP
IN MEDIEVAL TIMES.

SO, I DRESS UP AS A WIZARD.

CORRECT.
YOU'RE A WIZARD.

WE GOT ELVES, DWARFS.WHO ARE YOU?

I PLAY AN ELVEN ARCHER.

SO I GET TO SHOOT MONSTERS
AND OTHER PEOPLE.

- WOW.
- YEAH.

DOES THIS SOUND
A LITTLE "CORNY"?

YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M KIND OF INTRIGUED.

IT'S OUR 18th ANNIVERSARY
OF THE GAME.

WE WOULD LIKE
A VERY SPECIAL CAKE.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
FOR THE CAKE?

A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE
OF SOME SORT, LIKE...

LIKE A GRIFFIN.

...A GRIFFIN
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

IT HAS THE HEAD OF A BIRD

AND THE BODY OF A LION
WITH BIG WINGS.

THAT'S A PRETTY COOL...YEAH.

..."MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE,"
IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

- YEAH.
- UH-HUH.

I THINK WE CAN
MAKE THIS CAKE HUGE

AND REALLY DO A GREAT JOB ON IT,

SO I'M PRETTY PSYCHED.

ALSO, WE KNOW RALPH.

SO, THAT'S ONE
OF THE REASONS--

OH, MY RALPH?Sean: YOUR RALPH, YEAH.

HE'S PARTAKEN

IN SOME OF OUR GAMES.OH!

RALPH, MAN.

COME ON, BRO.
WE'RE FAMILY.

YOU GOT TO LET ME KNOW
WHAT YOU DO.

COULD YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE AMMO
SO I COULD PICK ON HIM?

HE IS AN AWESOME
CHARACTER ACTOR.

HE'S PLAYED
LOTS OF FUNNY CHARACTERS,

LIKE A HUNCHBACK
AND A PIRATE.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TELL RALPH
ABOUT THIS CAKE

AND CALL HIM OUT
ON BEING A SECRET LARPER.

HEY, RALPH.

HEY, BUD.

I, UH, JUST HAD
A CONSULTATION...

OKAY.

...WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT A LITTLE
THING THAT YOU GO TO--

UM, LIVE-ACTION ROLE PLAY?

LARPING?

AWESOME.

- YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
- NO.

I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT
THAT WAS SOMETHING

THAT I WOULD JUST NEVER
HAVE TO TALK ABOUT HERE.

THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED OF.

YOU'RE A BIG NERD.
I GET IT.

I'M EXCITED
ABOUT DOING THE CAKE.

THEY WANT US TO DO A THING
CALLED A GRIFFIN.

OKAY. IT'S LIKE A HALF-LION,
HALF-EAGLE.

OKAY, SO,
WHAT I'M THINKING IS,

THIS IS ONE OF THE CAKES

THAT WE CAN GO A LITTLE BIT
OVER THE TOP WITH.

SO, LIKE, WE DO IT--
MAYBE, LIKE,

WE CAN HAVE THE WINGS
COMING OUT.

ANIMAL CAKES ARE ALWAYS FUN
FOR US--

THE TEXTURES, THE FEATHERS,
THE DETAILS.

SO, I'M GONNA LET RALPH
GO IN THE WOODSHOP

AND BUILD THE BOARDS...

KIND OF GET THE SKELETON
TOGETHER FOR THIS GRIFFIN CAKE.

MEOW!

SO, I'LL LET CHAD
MAKE THE FILLING

'CAUSE HE'S KIND OF LIKE
OUR "PASTRY NERD."

CHAD'S DOING
A SMOKED-CHOCOLATE FILLING,

AND IT'S GOT CHOCOLATE GRANOLA
FOR CRUNCH.

THAT'S WHERE LOVIN' IS.

SO, NOW THAT WE GOT
THE STRUCTURE IN PLACE,

THEN WE'RE GONNA BUILD
THE CAKE AROUND IT.

WE'RE USING PLAIN VANILLA CAKE.

WE GOT CHAD'S
SMOKED-CHOCOLATE FILLING.

PUT THE CRUNCH ON IT.

THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S HIGH ENOUGH.

WE'LL STOP IT THERE.

SO, NOW WE GOT TO CARVE
THE SHAPE OF THE GRIFFIN,

YOU KNOW, THE LION PORTION.

GOT A LITTLE JUNK IN THE TRUNK
THERE, GRIF.

THIS CAKE IS STARTING
TO COME TOGETHER.

MAURO, YOU'RE WASTING AWAY
TO NOTHING.

THAT'S GOOD.

YOU LOOK SKINNY.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT SKINNY.

YOU LOOK A LOT BETTER.

A LOT THINNER, YES.

ABOUT TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO,

I DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT MY WEIGHT.

I MEAN,
I WAS JUST OUT OF CONTROL,

SO I DECIDED TO DO THE LAP BAND.

IT'S BEEN A DRASTIC CHANGE
FOR ME.

IT'S BEEN ABOUT TWO YEARS,
SO I'VE LOST OVER 100 POUNDS.

THAT'S LIKE HAVING A BAG OF
FLOUR LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

AND I'M GLAD THAT,
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE REALIZE,

BUT I'M ALSO GLAD BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW,

LIKE, I FEEL HEALTHIER
AND ALL THAT OTHER GOOD STUFF.

SO, IT'S A GOOD THING.

BUT HIS CLOTHES ARE STARTING
TO FALL OFF, YOU KNOW?

HE NEEDS NEW CLOTHES.

THAT'S WHY YOU LOSE WEIGHT--
TO GET NEW CLOTHES.

FELLA,
YOU WANT TO GO SHOPPING?

FOR WHAT?FOR CLOTHES.

GOING SHOPPING WITH MADELINE--

IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE THING
TO DO.

DID WE HEAR "SHOPPING"?

YES.
WE'RE ALL GONNA GO.

LOOK AT HIS FACE.

NOW, GOING SHOPPING WITH
MADELINE AND ALL HER SISTERS

IS EVEN BELOW THAT.

YOU HAVE FOUR
FASHIONISTAS HERE.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

YOU WILL DEFINITELY BE
THE BEST-DRESSED BAKER.

COME ON.

- ACTUALLY, I DO NEED A SUIT.
- YOU DO.

THERE YOU GO. COME ON.
WE'LL HELP YOU.

SO, WE'LL GO GET A SUIT.

WE'LL SEE.
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

THAT WAS A YES.

THAT WAS A YES!
WE'RE GOING!

I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WERE TRYING
TO GIVE ME A GIFT

OR THEY WERE TRYING TO KILL ME
OR WHATEVER,

BUT SHOPPING IT IS, I GUESS.

OH, GOD, HELP ME.

PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SO, I GOT A CONSULTATION TODAY
WITH GIOVANNI AND LENORE.

GIOVANNI'S
A FOREIGN-EXCHANGE STUDENT,

AND LENORE IS THE HOST MOTHER.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU GUYS?

WELL, GIOVANNI'S JUST WITH US
FOR ONE SCHOOL YEAR.

HE'S A HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENT.

KIDS COME HERE
FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD,

AND THEY ARE PLACED
WITH DIFFERENT FAMILIES.

THEY LEARN THE LANGUAGE.
THEY LEARN THE CULTURE.

THEY MAKE AMERICAN FRIENDS.

AND THEN THE SAD FACT IS

THAT WE HAVE TO GIVE GIOVANNI
BACK TO HIS FAMILY

AT THE END
OF THE SCHOOL YEAR.

GOING BACK TO WHERE?TO ITALY.

OH, YOU'RE FROM ITALY?YEAH, I'M FROM ITALY.

EXCELLENT.
MAURO'S FROM ITALY.

OH, REALLY?
YEAH.

MAURO CAME TO THE UNITED STATES
FROM ITALY

WHEN HE WAS 12 YEARS OLD,

AND I KNOW HE'S GONNA APPRECIATE
GIOVANNI'S STORY.

WHAT PART OF ITALY YOU FROM?IT'S IN THE NORTH.

THAT'S WHERE MAURO'S FROM.THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM, TOO.

REALLY? WHERE?LOMBARDIA, MILAN.

YEAH? ME, TOO.
LOMBARDIA, MANTOVA.

- SO, YOU GUYS ARE PAISANS, HUH?
- YOU'RE LIKE BROTHERS.

PAISANS, YEAH.

SO, GIOVANNI'S BEEN HERE
ALMOST A YEAR,

AND HE'S ABOUT TO GO HOME
TO ITALY.

HE WANTS TO HAVE A PARTY
WITH ALL HIS FRIENDS,

ALL THE FOREIGN-EXCHANGE
STUDENTS.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK
ABOUT THE CAKE?

WELL, IT'S NOT
JUST FOR GIOVANNI.

I MEAN, ALL THE KIDS THAT WE'RE
GONNA HAVE TO THIS PARTY

HAVE BEEN AFS STUDENTS
FOR THE YEAR.

IT'S A PROGRAM
THAT'S BEEN GOING.

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
A HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENT.

THE REALLY COOL KIDS IN SCHOOL
WERE AFS EXCHANGE STUDENTS,

WHICH IS WHAT MADE ME
WANT ONE.

IT'S A PRETTY COOL PROGRAM.

THOUSANDS OF KIDS
COME HERE EVERY YEAR

FROM DOZENS
OF DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.

SO, THE KIDS WHO ARE
COMING TO THE PARTY

ARE GOING TO BE FROM
ALL OF THE WORLD.

I MEAN, THEY'RE FROM BRAZIL
AND BANGLADESH.

YEAH. HOLLAND.YEAH.

ALL OVER THE PLACE.

IT'S A GLOBAL CAKE.

GLOBAL.
A GLOBAL CAKE.

I REALLY WANT TO DO A GOOD CAKE
FOR GIOVANNI

BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO HAVE
A LASTING MEMORY

FOR HIS TIME HERE IN AMERICA.

PAISANS,
WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER, MAN.

YES!
THANK YOU.

SO, I'M GONNA
HAVE RALPH STACKING

AND START CARVING THE CAKE.

I'M THINKING FOR THIS CAKE

TO DO A GLOBE,

BUT WE'RE GONNA CUT
A SECTION OUT

AND MAKE THAT SECTION
LIKE THE INSIDE OF A CLASSROOM.

INSIDE,
WE DO A LITTLE CHALKBOARD,

WE PUT A STUDENT
ON A DESK,

WE PUT A TEACHER.

AND THEN IT'S KIND OF LIKE
THE WORLD

COMES TOGETHER IN THE CLASSROOM.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE
TELLING A STORY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK A GRIFFIN
TASTES LIKE?

PIGEON PROBABLY.OH.

THE GRIFFIN CAKE WE'RE MAKING
FOR RALPH'S LARP FRIENDS

IS REALLY STARTING
TO COME TOGETHER.

SQUAWK.

AH.
IT LOOKS AWESOME.

WE'RE MAKING THE LION LEGS

OUT OF CRISPY TREATS
AND MODELING CHOCOLATE.

I LIKE IT.

RALPH IS SCULPTING
THE EAGLE HEAD.

RALPH-- WHEN IT COMES
TO SCULPTURES,

I MEAN, HE'S THE MAN.

THIS IS WHAT RALPH DOES BEST,

AND IT'S FOR HIS LARPERS,
SO HE'S REALLY GONNA GO NUTS.

WHO IN THIS ROOM HAS LARPED?

ANYBODY?
WHAT?

LARP.A WHAT?

THIS CAKE ORDER CAME
FROM RALPH'S FRIENDS,

WHO-- THEY LARP.

WHAT IS LARP?

LIVE-ACTION ROLE PLAY.

SO, BUNCH OF GUYS...

HE'S TURNING RED!

...GO OUT INTO THE WOODS.

THEY DRESS UP LIKE WIZARDS

AND KNIGHTS
AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF,

AND THEY FIGHT EACH OTHER
WITH FAKE, RUBBER SWORDS.

SO, IT'S KIND OF LIKE
A CIVIL WAR RE-ENACTMENT,

BUT FOR NERDS.

ARE YOU SAYING
THAT CIVIL WAR RE-ENACTORS

AREN'T NERDS?

I WANT TO LARP SO BAD.

YOU WANT TO COME
BE MY SQUIRE?

I TOTALLY WANT TO DO THIS.

RALPH'S LIKE, "TRUST ME--

WHEN YOU DO IT,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT."

I GUESS I SHOULDN'T KNOCK IT
UNTIL I TRY IT.

PULL IT AROUND THIS WAY.

SO, RALPH COMES IN
WITH HIS BOW AND ARROWS,

AND I PICKED IT UP,
I KIND OF LIKED IT.

SO, I FIGURED, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME HAVE A LITTLE FUN."

I'M LARPING!

YOU KNOW WHAT?
RALPH IS RIGHT.

LARPING IS PRETTY FUN,

AND I'M DEFINITELY GONNA GIVE IT
A TRY WHEN I DELIVER THIS CAKE.

MAURO, GET DOWN!

SO, YOU'RE GONNA BE
SO EXCITED, FELLA.

I'M SO EXCITED.

WHOO! BIG AND TALL!DON'T OVERWHELM HIM.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I ONLY CAME HERE FOR ONE THING,

AND I CAME HERE FOR A SUIT.

LAVENDER IS THE NEW BLACK.

LAVENDER IS NICE.

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

NOW THAT HE'S THINNER,
HE COULD WEAR PATTERNS.

HE COULD TRY.

I CAN TRY THESE TWO
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT?

OKAY. YES.
ALL RIGHT.

MAURO.

THIS IS WARDROBE,
NOT JUST A SUIT.

COME ON.
GET UNDRESSED, FELLA.

- TAKE IT OFF.
- YOU GOT A HEADACHE?

- NOW I DO.
- GIVE HIM ASPIRIN.

I DO NOT LIKE
TRYING ON CLOTHES, NO.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO TRY ON FIRST?

I MEAN, I'LL TRY--
LIKE, I'LL TRY ANYTHING,

BUT THAT DON'T MEAN
I'M GONNA WEAR IT OR BUY IT.

YOU READY?I'M READY.

ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE.

OOH!

YOU READY?Mauro: I'M READY.

OOH!

YOU NEVER LIKED HAWAIIAN SHIRTS,
BUT YOU LOOK CUTE IN THAT.

I STILL DON'T.

MAYBE WE'LL GO
TO HONOLULU!

WE'RE IN NEW JERSEY.

THE YOUNG GUYS TODAY--
THEY WEARING PINK

AND PURPLES AND LAVENDERS.

THAT'S NOT ME.

- IT'S NOT PINK.
- IT'S CORAL!

IT LOOKS LIKE PINK TO ME.

NO. IT'S CORAL.IT'S CORAL.

HEY, YOU LOOK ADORABLE.

ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S A KEEPER. NEXT!

I'M MORE OF A PLAIN-JOE
KIND OF GUY.

ALL RIGHT, THE HAT,
I'M NOT--

NO, NO. I LOVE IT.

OOH, LET ME SEE YOUR BUTT.
TURN AROUND.

OH, YEAH, IT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE
HE HAS A LITTLE BIT OF A BUTT.

I DEFINITELY DID NOT
SIGN UP FOR THIS.

THIS IS NOT VOLUNTEER.

COME OUT HERE.

- OH!
- OH! YOU COWBOY!

LOVE IT.

THAT SHIRT'S A KEEPER.

VERY EDGY.

I ONLY CAME HERE
FOR ONE THING-- THE SUIT.

TRY THE SUIT ON.
ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
IN ABOUT THREE YEARS
THAT I BOUGHT A SUIT.

WE'LL TRY THE JACKET ON
WITH THIS.

VERY GOOD.

IT DOES FEEL GOOD TO GO
DOWN A COUPLE OF SIZES.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
EVEN THE PANTS.

NOW, YOU KNOW,
I LOOK AT MYSELF.

IT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

AND WHEN YOU SEE THE RESULTS,

IT'S A LITTLE OVERWHELMING SOMETIMES.

DAMN.

WENT DOWN 104 POUNDS
AND 3 SIZES,

SO I'M REAL HAPPY
ABOUT THAT.

IT'S KIND OF A BIG DAY.

WHERE'S MY GUY?WHERE'S THE SEXY BEAST?

LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S SMILING!

LOOKS GOOD?Grace: WOW!

BUT IT'S NOT ALTERED YET.

THAT SHIRT, TOO, UNDERNEATH.

SO MUCH SLIMMER.

IT'S THREE SIZES SMALLER, TOO.

WHEN I SAW MADELINE'S FACE,
RIGHT THERE,

I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS THE SUIT
I'M GONNA BUY."

IT'S A LOT EASIER
TO SHOP FOR CLOTHES NOW

AFTER TRYING IT ON THIN.

YOU LOOK GOOD.I DO?

TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO,
I DECIDED TO DO THE SURGERY.

IF MADELINE WASN'T AROUND

AND I DIDN'T HAVE IT IN MY HEAD
THAT SHE COULD HELP ME,

I PROBABLY
WOULDN'T HAVE HAD IT DONE.

WHO KNOWS
WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED?

I'M HAPPY, SHE'S HAPPY,

AND THAT'S ALL THAT
REALLY MATTERS THESE DAYS.

ARE YOU HAPPY WE CAME?

I'M HAPPY YOU CAME.

AWW. SEE?I AM.

I'M HAPPY YOU GUYS CAME.
VERY GOOD.

AWW.
GIVE US A HUG, MAURO.

WE'RE PROUD OF YOU, MAURO.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.MAURO.

WE HELPED YOU, RIGHT?

MWAH! MWAH!

WELL, WE DO ROYAL ICING BLUE,

AND THEN WE PUT THE PLANET,
THE CONTINENTS, STUCK ON.

WE GOT TO FINISH UP
THIS FOREIGN-EXCHANGE CAKE

IN TIME FOR GIOVANNI
AND HIS FRIENDS' GOODBYE PARTY.

WE'RE GONNA DECORATE THE GLOBE.

WE TAKE SOME BLUE PIPING GEL.

IT'S GONNA BE THE OCEAN.

WE DO THE CONTINENT.

I GOT A EUROPE AND ASIA
FOR YOU HERE, BOSS.

CAN YOU SEE ITALY?
WHEREVER IT IS.

THAT DOES NOT LOOK
LIKE A BOOT.

COME ON, MAURO.

AND WE PUT A STUDENT
ON THE DESK.

WE PUT A TEACHER.
WE DO LITTLE CHALKBOARDS.

OH, HE'S GONNA WRITE "CIAO."
I LOVE IT.

LOVE IT. CIAO.
VERY NICE.

I THINK IT'S REALLY CUTE, MAN.

I REALLY WANTED THE CAKE
TO TELL THE STORY

FOR THESE KIDS
FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD

COMING AND BEING
FOREIGN-EXCHANGE STUDENTS.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO SEE IT.

THEY'RE COMING.

ARE THEY?

HOW WE DOING, GUYS?

OH!

SO, WE BRING THIS CAKE IN.

YOU GOT ALL THESE SMILING FACES
FROM ALL OVER THE GLOBE.

AND IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?IT'S AMAZING.

OH.

I THINK IT REALLY REPRESENTS

THE EXPERIENCE
OF THE EXCHANGE STUDENT,

WHICH IS THE REASON
WHY WE'RE HERE TO STUDY,

AND EVERYBODY LOVED IT.

WHO WANTS TO EAT
SOME CAKE?!

YOU GOT TO DO IT
IN YOUR LANGUAGE.

READY?
BRAZIL...

LEBANON.

RIGHT. GERMANY?

ALL RIGHT.

DENMARK?

YOU LIKE THAT ONE?THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

SO, MAYBE IT DOESN'T SOUND
THE SAME IN ALL THOSE LANGUAGES,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE KIDS REALLY ENJOYED
THE CAKE.

AND I WAS JUST HAPPY
TO MAKE IT FOR THEM.

I'M GONNA TRY TO FIGURE OUT

WHAT CUTTER WE'RE GONNA DO
FOR THE FEATHERS

'CAUSE WE NEED SOMETHING
THAT'S GONNA PICK UP A DETAIL.

WE GOT TO MAKE
A TON OF THESE FEATHERS.

THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.

SO, I GOT EVERYBODY MAKING THEM

'CAUSE WE GOT TO GET
THIS CAKE GOING.

IT'S HUGE,
WE'RE NOT EVEN HALF DONE,

AND THE DELIVERY'S
THIS AFTERNOON.

LET'S START THE WINGS,
YOU KNOW?

SO, WHY DO THEY WEAR
FEATHERS?

CAN THEY FLY?
I ASSUME SO.

YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING
LIKE THIS IN YOUR LIFE?

NO, DANNY.
THEY'RE NOT REAL.

IT'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD.

THIS THING LOOKS AWESOME.

THESE ARE SICK FEATHERS.

THEY LOOK VERY GOOD.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
BUT IT LOOKS BAD-ASS.

SO, NOW THAT WE GOT
THE WHOLE THING COVERED,

IT'S TIME TO AIRBRUSH IT,

LAYERING THE COLORS
AND THE DEPTH.

YOU KNOW, THIS GRIFFIN IS REALLY
STARTING TO COME TO LIFE.

FOOTPADS.Joey: OOH.

IT ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTY COOL, THOUGH.

IT DOES.

FINISH WITH THE AIRBRUSH,
I STEP BACK, AND I'M LIKE...

WOW.

IT LOOKS GREAT.

I THINK YOUR FRIENDS
ARE GONNA LOVE IT.

I HOPE SO.
COME ON.

THIS IS A MEAN-LOOKING
GRIFFIN.

HE'S GOT MEAN EYES.

THIS WAS AN AWESOME CAKE.

THAT EAGLE HEAD
LOOKS PHENOMENAL.

AND THE FEATHERS
WERE PHENOMENAL,

HIS WHOLE POISE AND STANCE.

THE EAGLE TALONS
LOOKED REALLY COOL.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW
SEAN AND JAMES THIS CAKE,

BUT MOST OF ALL,
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO LARPING.

ALL RIGHT,
LET'S BRING THIS CAKE.

LET'S LARP.

GOOD MORNING, ADVENTURERS.

- GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING.

MY NAME IS SIR ANHIL SHADESAR.

EXCUSE ME?

MY NAME IS SIR ANHIL SHADESAR.

I AM A KNIGHT OF KALADONIA.

LORD VALASTRO.WELCOME TO OUR LANDS.

WE HAVE REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE
TO HELP US WITH A TASK.

CYNDRA AND PRIVATE ODD HERE
WILL BE JOURNEYING WITH YOU

TO HELP ONE OF OUR FRIENDS

FIND SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN
TAKEN FROM HER.

CYNDRA, IF YOU WOULD LEAD THEM
ON THEIR JOURNEY.

THIS WAY, ADVENTURERS.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

COME ON OUR QUEST.LET'S DO THIS.

ANY DANGERS,
I'LL GO THIS WAY.

YOU GUYS FIGHT.
I'LL STAY IN THE BACK.

AH, WELL,
DANGER AWAITS AT EVERY TURN.

THERE COULD BE ORCS,
GOBLINS, OGRES,

UH...BIG, BIG, BUGS.

DON'T EMBARRASS ME.
I WANT TO WIN THIS QUEST.

- OH, BOY.
- NOW, WHO'S THIS?

THIS LOOKS SHADY.

OH, I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOK OF THAT.

I WAS ASKED TO ACCOMPANY
LORD VALASTRO

AND HIS TEAM OF ADVENTURERS

TO HELP SOME OLD GOBLIN
GET HER MUSHROOMS BACK?

ALL RIGHT.
LEAD THE WAY, BOSS.

THIS WAY.

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, GUYS.

THEY'RE VERY DANGEROUS.

SO AM I.

KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE WOODS.

- THIS?
- YES, YOUR LORDSHIP.

BE CAREFUL.
I SMELL THAT ORC.

I SMELL IT.

IT'S RIGHT UP AHEAD.
GO GET THAT ORC!

KILL HER!

LITTLE FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD,

AND THERE'S THIS CRAZY
MONSTER THING.

IT'S RIGHT UP AHEAD.
GO GET THAT ORC!

COME ON. GO. LET'S GO!I WANT MY MUSHROOMS BACK!

AAH!

KILL HER!

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

1 DAMAGE!

OHH! DIE!

AAH!

AH, I DIE.
I DIE HORRIBLY.

I SEE MY GUYS DEAD,

AND NOW IT'S, LIKE,
ME AND THE MONSTER.

DAMAGE! DAMAGE!

TODAY, YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

AH! AH!

ONE DAMAGE!

WAH! WAH!

DAMAGE! DAMAGE!

DIE! DIE!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!

ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S THE 'SHROOMS?

MY MUSHROOMS
ARE AROUND THE CORNER.

WHAT ABOUT MY GUYS?
CAN YOU HEAL THEM?

WE CAN HEAL THEM.
UH, WE HAVE OUR MAGICS.

THANK GOD WE HAD A TROLL
WITH MAGIC HEALING POWERS.

HEAL LIFE.

OY!

HEAL LIFE.AHOY THERE!

HEAL LIFE.

LET'S SEE
WHAT WE GOT HERE.

AH!

WELL, I THINK THIS CALLS
FOR A ROUSING "HUZZAH."

WHAT DO YOU THINK, GENTLEMAN?

HUZZAH!

YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

NOW THAT WE HAD
SUCH A GREAT TIME HERE TODAY,

I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE BACK
TO THESE GUYS

AND SHOW THEM THE CAKE.

OKAY, GO UP,
UP THE HILL.

A LITTLE MORE.

BUDDY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.PLEASURE.

THAT'S AMAZING.DO YOU GUYS LIKE IT?

THAT'S AWESOME.COME CHECK IT OUT.

THANK YOU. WOW.

THAT'S A GRIFFIN.

LIKE, THAT'S--
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

THE LAYERING OF THE FEATHERS--
THEY WERE SO INTRICATE.

THE EYES--
THEY WERE SO LIFELIKE.

AND THE BEAK LOOKED WET

AND JUST READY TO JUST
KIND OF SNAP AT US.

IT WAS GREAT.
IT WAS AMAZING.

WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?!

I THINK LARPING'S PRETTY COOL.

I CAME IN WITH SKEPTICISM.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE.

BUT IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

AND HONESTLY, THEY REALLY
EMBRACED US LIKE FAMILY.

SO NOW WE'RE PART
OF THEIR LARP FAMILY.

GOOD STUFF.