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COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

IT GOES AGAINST MY PRIDE AS A BAKER.

HE WANTS YOU TO MAKE A CAKE NAKED?

I GOT 10 INCHES. HOW DOES IT FEEL?!

LAKE VALHALLA IS ABOUT TO KICK OFF THE ICE-FISHING SEASON.

I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING ON HERE.

IS THIS-- OH, GEEZ.

I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP, MAN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT, ANOTHER BABY?

MAYBE.

THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! WHOA!

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW-- MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY. I'M THE BOSS.

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WOW.

THIS PLACE IS PRETTY COOL.

SOME LAKE.

I MEAN, YOU CAN'T SEE IT,

BUT I'M IMAGINING THAT ALL THE SNOW IS A LAKE.

YES, IT IS. ALL THE WAY AROUND TO THE TREE LINE.

SO, TODAY I GOT A CONSULTATION WITH ANTHONY AND BOB,

WHO ARE LONGTIME MEMBERS OF LAKE VALHALLA,

WHICH IS BASICALLY A SUMMER RETREAT,

AND YOU CAN GO SWIMMING IN THE LAKE.

BUT IN THE WINTERTIME, THEY GO ICE-FISHING.

SO, LAKE VALHALLA IS ABOUT TO KICK OFF

THE ICE-FISHING SEASON VERY SOON.

WE'RE HOPING THAT WE CAN GET A CAKE AND CELEBRATE THE LAUNCH.

ICE-FISHING CAKE. I GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WANT TO DO,

BUT I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN ICE-FISHING,

AND THIS MIGHT BE A COOL WAY

TO SATISFY MY CRAVE TO FISH IN THE WINTER.

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU GUYS AN AWESOME CAKE.

ALL RIGHT, MAN. LET'S GO INSIDE.

IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.

ONE IDEA WAS TO BE ABLE TO HAVE, LIKE, THE ICE ON TOP,

AND THEN, LIKE, A BIG, OVERSIZED, CARTOON-Y FISH.

LIKE, A LITTLE GUY WHO'S GOT,

LIKE, A BIG, BIG FISH ON THE LINE, YOU KNOW?

I STARTED TO THINK, LIKE,

"ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT IF THERE'S, LIKE, A BLOCK OF ICE

AND THEN THE CARTOON FISH AND THE GUY CATCHING IT?"

WHAT IF, LIKE, YOU'RE DOING A SIDE PROFILE,

SO YOU CAN SEE BELOW THE ICE?

SO, IF THIS WAS THE ICE PART,

AND THEN THE FISH WERE KIND OF, LIKE, SWIMMING BACK

AND, LIKE, UNDER THE WATER.

AND WHAT IF WE TRY TO TAKE, LIKE, A FISH TANK

AND PUT SOME BASS IN THERE?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, TOO,

YOU COULD PROBABLY USE REAL FISH IF YOU HAD TO.

JUST LET THEM SWIM AROUND.

'CAUSE NOTHING GOES TOGETHER LIKE CAKE AND FISH.

MAYBE WE'LL PUT BASS IN THERE.

BASS WILL SWIM IN ANYTHING.

WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET BASS?

I'LL GET-- I'LL CATCH THEM.

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON'T CATCH THEM? THEN WHAT?

IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW, VALASTRO MEN CATCH FISH.

BASS, TROUT-- YOU NAME IT, WE CATCH IT.

THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

I WILL CATCH THE FISH. YOUS WANT TO BET?

YOU TWO. ME VERSUS YOU TWO.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

IT'S GOT TO BE A KEEPER,

OR IT'S GOT TO BE LIKE, YOU KNOW, 10 INCHES LONG.

IF I CATCH A 10-INCH BASS,

LOSER HAS GOT TO SIT IN THE KIDDIE POOL

WHILE WE DUMP ICE AND WATER.

YOU GOT TO STAY IN THERE FOR A MINUTE.

OH, NO.I'LL GO FOR A MINUTE.

OHH!

YOU CAN GO TO THE FISH MARKET AND GET ONE!

YOU CAN SAY, "I GOT IT! I GOT IT!"

NO, NO, NO!

I'LL GO WATCH HIM FISH.

SO, THE BET IS IF I CATCH A BASS OVER 10 INCHES LONG,

THEN FRANKIE AND DANNY ARE GONNA HAVE TO GO IN THE BABY POOL

AND TAKE AN ICE BATH.

IF I LOSE AND I DON'T,

THEN I HAVE TO TAKE AN ICE BATH FOR A MINUTE.

AND I DON'T LIKE THE COLD.

NOT AT ALL.

HI, JOE.

WHAT'S UP? GOOD MORNING.

HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING.

I GOT NOTHING GOING ON ANYMORE.

I DON'T HAVE MY SON.

I DON'T HAVE MY DAUGHTER.

MY KIDS ARE AT COLLEGE.

I'M NOT USED TO, YOU KNOW, THIS JUST YOU AND ME.

I LIKE IT SOMEWHAT, BUT--

WHAT DO YOU WANT, ANOTHER BABY?

MAYBE.

NO. NO.

NO BABY? NO BABY.

OKAY, THEN, HOW ABOUT A DOG?

NO DOG.

WHAT-- WELL, YOU DIDN'T EVEN--THAT'S LIKE HAVING A BABY.

JOE, YOU'RE VERY CLOSED-MINDED.

I DON'T WANT A DOG.

BUT YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT-- YOU'RE JUST TOO QUICK.

LET ME THINK. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT IT.

NO. YOU'RE JUST TOO QUICK TO SAY NO.

NO.

WE'RE GONNA TRY IT.NO.

WE'RE GONNA TRY IT. NO!

SO YOU'RE GONNA THINK ABOUT THIS, RIGHT?

NO! NO DOGS. BYE.

YOU GONNA THINK ABOUT IT?NO DOGS.

MAKE ME HAPPY.I THOUGHT ABOUT IT ALREADY.

YOU'RE PUTTING THAT ON SO YOU CAN'T HEAR ME.

WHAT? MY DAD USED TO DO THAT.

I KNOW THAT TRICK. IT DOESN'T WORK.

WHAT? 'CAUSE I TALK VERY LOUD.

NO, NOT YOU.

I WANT A DOG. NO DOG.

I WANT A DOG. BYE.

I'M ALREADY THINKING OF NAMES.

FOR THIS ICE-FISHING CAKE,

WHAT I WANT TO DO IS TAKE A FISH TANK AND SET IT TO A BOARD.

THE BOARD SHOULD ACT AS A BUFFER BETWEEN THE TANK AND THE CAKE

BECAUSE WHO WANTS A CAKE THAT TASTES LIKE FISH?

WE'RE GONNA NEED AT LEAST THREE OF THEM.

SO I GAVE DANNY A TEMPLATE FOR THE TOP OF THE CAKE

SO THAT AS I BUILD THE BOARD AND THE STRUCTURE,

HE CAN FILL THE CAKE WITH CANNOLI CREAM.

THEN WE'LL SLIDE IT ON TOP OF THE TANK.

RALPH'S MAKING THIS OVER-THE-TOP CARTOON-Y BASS

THAT'S GONNA KIND OF POP THROUGH THE CAKE.

I MEAN, LISTEN, RALPH, WHEN IT COMES TO SCULPTURES,

I MEAN, HE'S THE MAN.

SO NOW WE GOT THE STRUCTURE BUILT,

AND IT'S ABOUT TIME TO PUT THE CAKE ON TOP.

PICK THE CAKE UP.

READY? UP, UP, UP, UP.

OKAY, COME ON. BACK A LITTLE.

OKAY.

THAT'S GOOD.

IS THIS...?

OH, GEEZ.

I'M LOOKING AT THE BACK,

AND I REALIZE THAT SOMETHING SEEMS OFF.

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, RIGHT?

DANNY STACKED AND ICED THE CAKES UPSIDE-DOWN,

WHICH, IN TURN, WAS BACKWARDS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

NOTHING MATCHED UP.

I MEAN, IS THIS REALLY WHAT-- YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP, MAN.

THAT'S GOOD.

IS THIS...?

OH, GEEZ.

DANNY STACKED AND ICED THE CAKES UPSIDE-DOWN,

WHICH, IN TURN, WAS BACKWARDS.

I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP, MAN.

I WANTED TO KILL HIM,

BUT THERE WAS NOTHING THAT WE COULD DO.

IF ANYTHING, YOU GOT TO PUT IT IN THE FREEZER.

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO REFILL THIS CAKE

AND WASTE TIME THAT WE DON'T REALLY HAVE.

SO MY IDEA IS TO FREEZE THE CAKE

AND THEN WE'LL PUT THE BOARD UPSIDE DOWN

AND WE'LL FLIP IT OVER AND THEN ICE THE TOP.

IT SHOULD WORK.

HEY, LISTEN, COME OVER HERE, GUYS.

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MAROON FROM MACALUSO,

AND HE SAID HE NEEDED A CAKE.

MAROON AND HIS FAMILY OWN AND OPERATE MACALUSO'S,

AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CATERING HALL.

AND THEY HAVE A CLIENT WHO'S REQUESTING

A SPECIFIC KIND OF CAKE THAT I NEVER DO.

I MEAN, NEVER.

IT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING-- MY PRIDE AS A BAKER.

PRIDE AS A BAKER?

IT'S A CAKE. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

NO, HE WANTS ONE OF THOSE NAKED CAKES.

HE WANTS YOU TO MAKE A CAKE NAKED?

NO, HE WANTS THE CAKE TO BE NAKED.

CAKE TO BE NAKED?

YOU'VE SEEN THEM BEFORE.

IT'S THE CAKES THAT ARE JUST FILLED.

THERE'S NO ICING ON THEM.

OH, THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL THOSE? NAKED CAKES?

I CALL THAT "AMATEUR HOUR."

COP-OUT.

I CALL THAT I-CAN'T-ICE-A-CAKE CAKE.

AS A PROFESSIONAL,

I'M A LITTLE INSULTED BY A NAKED CAKE.

THERE'S NO ICING. THERE'S NO FONDANT.

PRETTY EASY.

MAYBE THEY'RE TRENDY RIGHT NOW

BECAUSE THEY'RE IN THE MAGAZINES

OR THE CELEBRITIES ARE GETTING THEM

OR BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT IT'S A LITTLE BIT MORE HEALTHY.

I'M JUST NOT A FAN OF THEM.

WHAT'S YOUR THEORY ON IT?

IT'S REALLY POPULAR.RALPH?

A LOT OF THE TIME, I DON'T LIKE, LIKE,

WHEN THERE'S TOO MUCH ICING ON IT.

SOMETIMES IT'S A BIT MUCH. I LIKE THAT.

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED YOU GAVE THAT ANSWER?

I GOT A COUPLE LITTLE BEEFS WITH NAKED CAKES.

BUT I'M ALSO A REALIST,

AND IF THAT'S WHAT THE CUSTOMER WANTS,

THEY WANT IT NAKED, I MAKE IT NAKED.

I DO WHAT I GOT TO DO.

I'M FEELING NAKED RIGHT NOW.

AS I'M THINKING ABOUT THIS CAKE,

I'M THINKING TO DECORATE IT WITH FRESH FRUIT.

I THINK OF NATURE AND NAKED.

I THINK OF ADAM AND EVE AND FIG LEAVES AND FRUIT.

SO I'M THINKING THAT I'M GONNA

COVER THIS NAKED CAKE IN SOME FRUIT.

STRAWBERRIES.

I'M DOING THIS NAKED CAKE,

AND AFTER I START FILLING IT AND HAVE IT ALL STACKED UP,

I START TO REALIZE THAT I KIND OF HARSHLY JUDGE THE NAKED CAKE.

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN TOUCH WITH NATURE.

YOU ARE TOUCHING NATURE.

THIS ORGANIC FRUIT.

I ACTUALLY GOT INTO THE WHOLE NAKED FEEL

BECAUSE I STARTED PLACING THE FRUIT,

AND THEN MY ATTENTION TO DETAIL KICKED IN.

LIKE, COLORS--

LIKE, THERE'S GOT TO BE BLUEBERRIES AND RASPBERRIES.

AND MY EYES STARTED TO FOCUS ON THE NAKED CAKE

LIKE IT WOULD A REGULAR CAKE.

I TELL YOU THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

VOILà.

LOOK AT THAT.

WANT ME TO SPIN IT FOR YOU?

I MEAN, THE UPSIDE OF THIS CAKE IS THAT

YOU SEE ALL THE DELICIOUS STUFF THAT'S INSIDE IT.

YOU SEE ALL THE FRESH FRUIT.

I'M FEELING VERY...NAKED.

I TELL YOU, THAT MADE IT EXTRA SEXY.

THAT MADE IT EXTRA NAKED.

I'M TELLING YOU, THAT'S NICE.

NOT BAD.

CUSTOMER'S GONNA LIKE IT.

THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.

ALL RIGHT, I'M HEADING OUT.

MAKE SURE THE SECOND SHIFT KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO,

ALL RIGHT? IF YOU NEED ME, CALL ME.

WILL DO. THANK YOU, BOSS.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING A BAKER

THAT NO ONE REALIZES IS THAT

YOU'RE HERE REAL EARLY IN THE MORNING,

YOU'RE DONE BY MID-AFTERNOON.

YOU KNOW, UP BEFORE THE SUN,

BUT SOMETIMES YOU GET TO GO HOME MID-AFTERNOON AND JUST RELAX.

THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR THAT ROB AND BART ARE AWAY AT COLLEGE.

WE HAVE THE HOUSE TO OURSELVES.

I'M HAPPY. THE KIDS ARE HAPPY.

THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM IS GRACE.

BETWEEN THE SHIFTS AT THE FIREHOUSE

AND BEING ON MY FEET ALL DAY AT THE BAKERY,

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO JUST GOING HOME,

NO SPORTS, NO GAMES, NO PRACTICE,

PUTTING MY FEET UP,

AND JUST RELAXING, HAVING A LITTLE JOEY TIME.

GRAY.

HI, JOE.

HEY, GRAY.

HELLO. THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

HELLO. THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

I SAID NO.

IT'S NOT FAIR TO YOU, IT'S NOT FAIR TO ME,

AND IT'S NOT FAIR TO THE DOG.YOU'RE GONNA SCARE THE DOG.

YOU GOT TO WELCOME HIM.

NO, WE'RE NOT WELCOMING ANY DOGS.

HE'S REAL NERVOUS ABOUT HIS SURROUNDINGS.

NO, NO DOGS.

NO DOGS.

WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A DOG.

AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A DOG--

BECAUSE IT'S NOT FAIR TO THE DOG.

WHEN I GET HOME, I JUST WANT TO COME HOME, PUT MY FEET UP.

I WANT TO WATCH TV.

OUT.

YOU CAN'T SAY NO. LOOK AT THIS DOG'S FACE.

I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT THE DOG.

LOOK AT HIS FACE.

NO, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT THE DOG.

AND HE'S NOT A PU-- THAT'S A BIG DOG.

I LIKE BIG DOGS.

HE AIN'T STAYING.

BUT HE IS A CUTE DOG.BUT HE AIN'T STAYING.

BUT HE'S CUTE.BUT HE AIN'T STAYING.

BUT HE CAN STAY A LITTLE BIT.

NO, HE'S GOT TO GO.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

SO, IT'S NOT OUR DOG.

I DIDN'T COMMIT.

WE'RE DOGSITTING.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DOGSIT.

HIS NAME IS LEROY.

SAY HI TO LEROY.

LEROY, LOOK AT DADDY. LOOK. LOOK.

NO, I'M NOT DADDY.

NO. COME ON.

WE GOT TO GET A PATERNITY TEST

'CAUSE I'M DEFINITELY NOT LEROY'S DAD.

OH, COME ON.

SO, I GUESS GRACE IS THINKING

SHE'S GONNA GET ME TO FALL FOR THE DOG

AND BUTTER ME UP AND THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA,

BUT IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

HE LIKES YOU.

AW!

LOOK AT THAT.

A DOG IS NOT FOR US.

WELL, HOW BIG OF A BAG DO YOU THINK HE...TAKES?

DO YOU THINK HE'S LIKE THIS SIZE BAG OR THIS?

I WOULD UP-SIZE JUST IN CASE.

YOU READY, LEROY? HERE WE GO.

OHH!

WAIT, THIS WAY, LEROY.

HAVE A NICE DRAG.WE'RE GONNA GO BYE-BYE.

ALL RIGHT, EASY, LEROY.

OHH! NO, NO, NO, NO.

OHH!

WHOA!

NO, LEROY. NO STREET.

WHOA!

THIS WAY.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

WHOA!

OH, THERE YOU ARE, CAKE.

LOOK AT YOU HIDING IN THE FREEZER.

SO, WE HAD THE ICE-FISHING CAKE IN THE FREEZER LONG ENOUGH,

SO I THINK IT'S GONNA BE FROZEN ENOUGH FOR US TO FLIP IT.

AND WE'RE GONNA FLIP IT. YEAH, WE'RE GONNA LINE UP.

LINE UP THE BACK, RIGHT?

AND IF THIS DOESN'T WORK,

WE BASICALLY GOT TO START THE WHOLE CAKE OVER.

READY?Joey: WHICH WAY?

OH, OH.FLIP.

KEEP FLIPPING.

FLIPPED IT LIKE IT WAS A COLD-CUT PIE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

WE WERE BOTH IN EACH OTHER'S WAY.

IT'S THE BIGGEST CAKE I'VE EVER FLIPPED.

WE FROZE IT. WE FLIPPED IT.

BADA BING, BADA BOOM.

THERE'S NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE, BABY.

THE FISH AND THE FISHERMAN LOOK AMAZING.

AND I MEAN, BY ADDING THE TANK WITH THE REAL FISH IN THERE,

THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF THE COOLEST CAKES WE EVER DID.

IT'S A LAKE.

READY? RALPH.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HELP?

WATCH YOUR FINGERS.

GUIDE ME.

YOU'RE DOWN. YOU'RE GOOD.

HE AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

SO, FOR THE BOTTOM OF THE CAKE,

WE FIGURED OUT A REALLY COOL TECHNIQUE.

ARE THOSE ROCKS CANDY? WOW.

WE'RE USING CAKE CRUMBS AND CANDY ROCKS

TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A LAKE BOTTOM.

GOOD. PERFECT.

WAIT, ONE MORE.

THE TOP, WE WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE A BLOCK OF ICE,

AND I'M THINKING ISOMALT IS THE CLOSEST THING

THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET TO LOOK LIKE AN ICE CUBE.

ISOMALT IS BASICALLY SUGAR.

WE HEAT IT UP AND WE MELT IT, AND AS IT COOLS DOWN,

IT TURNS INTO WHAT WE CALL PULLED SUGAR.

AND THEN YOU CAN MANIPULATE IT

AND TURN IT INTO WHATEVER YOU LIKE.

I WOULD THINK IF THERE WAS A WAY TO ROLL IT OUT INTO SHEETS

AND WE COULD BREAK THEM, LIKE, LITTLE PIECES LIKE THIS.

WE'RE TAKING SOME OF THE WARM ISOMALT

AND RUNNING IT THROUGH THE SHEETER

SO THAT WHEN IT DRIES, IT'LL BE NICE AND BRITTLE.

THEN WE CAN BREAK IT INTO SECTIONS

SO IT LOOKS LIKE A JAGGEDY PIECE OF ICE.

AND OF COURSE,

WHAT'S A WINTER WONDERLAND WITHOUT A FEW ICICLES?

THEY LOOK GOOD.

RALPH, DO YOU WANT TO PUT THE LITTLE GUY ON?

I COULD DO THAT.

IT'S A BIG, ANGRY FISH.

THE LAST THING I DO IS AIRBRUSH THIS CAKE WITH A PEARL SHEEN

JUST TO GIVE IT A LITTLE ICY FEEL.

AND THIS CAKE IS READY FOR THE LAKE, BABY.

WOW.

IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT'S UNDERNEATH THE WATER

AND THAT'S KIND OF THE SCENE AND IT'S A CHUNK OF ICE.

I LOVE IT.

GOOD JOB, GUYS.

CAKE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

I MEAN, REALLY HAPPY WITH THE ISOMALT, THE FISH ON TOP.

THE ONLY THING MISSING IS SOME FISH.

YOU GUYS READY TO CATCH SOME FISH OR WHAT?

YEAH!

HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

HOW WE DOING? HOW'S IT GOING?

PRETTY GOOD.GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS.

SO, MY SONS AND I GET OUT ON THE ICE,

AND BOB AND ANTHONY'S THERE WITH A COUPLE OTHER GUYS.

AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, IT'S COLD.

HMM? SAFE?IT'S SAFE.

WOW, THIS IS CRAZY.

HERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY?

SURE.DROP IT IN, SON.

LET IT GO DOWN.

SO, THE KEY IS YOU GOT A JIG.

GOT TO GET A LOT OF MOVEMENT ON IT.

BOUNCE IT UP AND DOWN.

ANY BITES?

SO, WE'RE THERE, WE'RE THERE,

AND WE DIDN'T GET NOTHING, NOT EVEN A NIBBLE.

WHERE ARE ALL THE FISH?

I'M NOT REALLY TOO MUCH PATIENT.

AND IF I DON'T CATCH A FISH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE,

BECAUSE I BET FRANKIE AND DANNY

THAT I WOULD CATCH A 10-INCH BASS.

AND IF NOT,

THEN THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN A BABY POOL

FULL OF ICE AND WATER FOR A MINUTE.

FRANKIE AND DANNY ARE GOING IN AN ICE BATH.

I'M NOT.

SO, HELLO, BASS, YOU BETTER JUMP ON MY LINE.

Buddy Jr.: WHERE ARE ALL THE FISH?

SO, ABOUT 45 MINUTES GO BY.

NOBODY'S GETTING NOTHING.

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...

I DON'T KNOW, I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING UNDER HERE.

REEL IT!OHH!

HEY! WHOA!

YEAH!

WHOO-HOO! THAT'S A BIG ONE.

OH, YEAH.THAT'S 10".

HE'S GOT 10"!

WE GOT 10! FRANKIE'S GOING SWIMMING!

OH, YEAH!

DADDY'S GOT A FISH!

I GOT 10 INCHES,

AND, DANNY AND FRANKIE, YOU'RE TAKING AN ICE BATH!

HOW DOES IT FEEL?!

OH, YEAH!

ICE-FISHING, BABY!

ALL RIGHT, HERE COMES THE CAKE.

♪ SOMEBODY'S GOING SWIMMING ♪

♪ HE'S GOING SWIMMING ♪

BUT ARE THEY 10 INCHES?OH, YEAH.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE

THAT I WAS GONNA CATCH A 10-INCH FISH.

I TOLD YOU GUYS.

ONE, TWO, THREE. EASY.

OKAY, EASY, EASY, EASY.

OHH!

UNBELIEVABLE.

LOOK AT THE FISH, GUYS.

LOOK GOOD?

YEAH, THE FISH IS CAKE.

THIS IS CAKE.

JUST NOT THE TANK IS CAKE.

EVERYONE LOVED THE CAKE. I THINK ESPECIALLY THE KIDS.

THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES WHEN THEY SAW THAT CAKE

AND HOW IT WAS BIGGER THAN LIFE AND LARGER THAN THEM.

IT WAS SKY-HIGH, TALLER THAN THEM.

THEY COULD WALK UNDER IT,

AND I THINK THAT THEY JUST

TOTALLY LOVED EVERY BIT ABOUT IT.

IT WAS MY PLEASURE TO MAKE THE CAKE

FOR YOU GUYS AT LAKE VALHALLA.

LET'S KICK OFF THIS ICE-FISHING YEAR RIGHT WITH A GREAT CAKE.

ICE CAKE, HUH?

I THINK THIS IS AN UNBELIEVABLE WAY

TO KICK OFF THE ICE-FISHING SEASON HERE.

USUALLY, IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS GOING OUT INTO THE COLD.

AND THIS REALLY ADDED A LOT TO IT.

MADE IT EXCITING.

WHO DOESN'T HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE?

I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES

WHEN I HAVE THESE CRAZY, COCKAMAMIE IDEAS FOR CAKES,

THEY DON'T ALWAYS TRANSLATE OR WORK OUT.

THIS ONE REALLY WORKED OUT.

OH. ICEBERG.

YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME FOR DANNY AND FRANKIE

TO PAY UP TO THEIR BET.

I CAN'T WAIT.

GO CALL ALL THE EMPLOYEES.

ATTENTION, ALL CARLO'S BAKERY EMPLOYEES,

PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE DECORATING ROOM

FOR A SPECIAL MARINE MAMMAL EXHIBITION.

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE TO EMBARRASS PEOPLE,

BUT I AM GONNA CALL

ALL THE EMPLOYEES FROM CARLO'S BAKERY THERE

SO THAT EVERYBODY CAN WITNESS IT.

YOU INVITED EVERYBODY!

HEY, HOW DID YOUS ALL GET HERE?

ONE MINUTE.

OHH!

YOU GOT THE TIMER?

GO AHEAD.

OHH!

ALL IN.

HOLY

DANNY, FRANKIE, I'M SO SORRY.

THIS REALLY HURTS ME TO HAVE TO DO THIS, BUT A BET'S A BET.