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COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...
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IT GOES AGAINST
MY PRIDE AS A BAKER.
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HE WANTS YOU
TO MAKE A CAKE NAKED?
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I GOT 10 INCHES.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!
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LAKE VALHALLA IS ABOUT TO
KICK OFF THE ICE-FISHING SEASON.
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I THINK THERE MIGHT BE
SOMETHING ON HERE.
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IS THIS-- OH, GEEZ.
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I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU CAN'T
MAKE THIS STUFF UP, MAN.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT,
ANOTHER BABY?
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MAYBE.
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THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
WHOA!
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THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.
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EVERY WEEK,
THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES
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GO OUT THESE DOORS.
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THIS IS THE CREW--
MIA FAMIGLIA.
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WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY
TO THE TOP.
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THEY CALL ME BUDDY.
I'M THE BOSS.
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DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS
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WOW.
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THIS PLACE
IS PRETTY COOL.
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SOME LAKE.
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I MEAN,
YOU CAN'T SEE IT,
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BUT I'M IMAGINING THAT
ALL THE SNOW IS A LAKE.
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YES, IT IS. ALL THE WAY AROUND
TO THE TREE LINE.
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SO, TODAY I GOT A CONSULTATION
WITH ANTHONY AND BOB,
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WHO ARE LONGTIME MEMBERS
OF LAKE VALHALLA,
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WHICH IS BASICALLY
A SUMMER RETREAT,
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AND YOU CAN
GO SWIMMING IN THE LAKE.
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BUT IN THE WINTERTIME,
THEY GO ICE-FISHING.
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SO, LAKE VALHALLA
IS ABOUT TO KICK OFF
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THE ICE-FISHING SEASON
VERY SOON.
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WE'RE HOPING THAT WE CAN GET
A CAKE AND CELEBRATE THE LAUNCH.
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ICE-FISHING CAKE.
I GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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I'M NOT SURE
WHAT I WANT TO DO,
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BUT I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY
BEEN ICE-FISHING,
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AND THIS MIGHT BE
A COOL WAY
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVE TO FISH
IN THE WINTER.
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I'M GONNA MAKE YOU GUYS
AN AWESOME CAKE.
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ALL RIGHT, MAN.
LET'S GO INSIDE.
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IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.
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ONE IDEA WAS TO BE ABLE TO HAVE,
LIKE, THE ICE ON TOP,
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AND THEN, LIKE, A BIG,
OVERSIZED, CARTOON-Y FISH.
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LIKE,
A LITTLE GUY WHO'S GOT,
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LIKE, A BIG, BIG FISH
ON THE LINE, YOU KNOW?
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I STARTED TO THINK, LIKE,
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"ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT IF
THERE'S, LIKE, A BLOCK OF ICE
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AND THEN THE CARTOON FISH
AND THE GUY CATCHING IT?"
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WHAT IF, LIKE,
YOU'RE DOING A SIDE PROFILE,
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SO YOU CAN SEE
BELOW THE ICE?
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SO,
IF THIS WAS THE ICE PART,
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AND THEN THE FISH WERE
KIND OF, LIKE, SWIMMING BACK
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AND, LIKE,
UNDER THE WATER.
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AND WHAT IF WE TRY TO
TAKE, LIKE, A FISH TANK
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AND PUT SOME BASS
IN THERE?
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WELL,
YOU KNOW WHAT, TOO,
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YOU COULD PROBABLY USE REAL FISH
IF YOU HAD TO.
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JUST LET THEM
SWIM AROUND.
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'CAUSE NOTHING GOES TOGETHER
LIKE CAKE AND FISH.
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MAYBE
WE'LL PUT BASS IN THERE.
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BASS WILL SWIM
IN ANYTHING.
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WHERE ARE YOU
GONNA GET BASS?
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I'LL GET--
I'LL CATCH THEM.
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WHAT HAPPENS IF
YOU DON'T CATCH THEM? THEN WHAT?
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IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW,
VALASTRO MEN CATCH FISH.
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BASS, TROUT--
YOU NAME IT, WE CATCH IT.
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THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
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I WILL CATCH THE FISH.
YOUS WANT TO BET?
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YOU TWO.
ME VERSUS YOU TWO.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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IT'S GOT TO BE A KEEPER,
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OR IT'S GOT TO BE LIKE,
YOU KNOW, 10 INCHES LONG.
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IF I CATCH
A 10-INCH BASS,
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LOSER HAS GOT TO
SIT IN THE KIDDIE POOL
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WHILE WE DUMP
ICE AND WATER.
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YOU GOT TO STAY IN THERE
FOR A MINUTE.
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OH, NO.I'LL GO FOR A MINUTE.
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OHH!
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YOU CAN GO TO THE FISH MARKET
AND GET ONE!
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YOU CAN SAY, "I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!"
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NO, NO, NO!
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I'LL GO WATCH HIM FISH.
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SO, THE BET IS IF I CATCH A BASS
OVER 10 INCHES LONG,
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THEN FRANKIE AND DANNY ARE GONNA
HAVE TO GO IN THE BABY POOL
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AND TAKE AN ICE BATH.
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IF I LOSE AND I DON'T,
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THEN I HAVE TO TAKE AN ICE BATH
FOR A MINUTE.
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AND I DON'T LIKE THE COLD.
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NOT AT ALL.
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HI, JOE.
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WHAT'S UP?
GOOD MORNING.
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HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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NOTHING.
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I GOT NOTHING
GOING ON ANYMORE.
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I DON'T HAVE MY SON.
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I DON'T HAVE MY DAUGHTER.
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MY KIDS ARE AT COLLEGE.
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I'M NOT USED TO, YOU KNOW,
THIS JUST YOU AND ME.
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I LIKE IT SOMEWHAT,
BUT--
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WHAT DO YOU WANT,
ANOTHER BABY?
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MAYBE.
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NO. NO.
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NO BABY?
NO BABY.
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OKAY, THEN,
HOW ABOUT A DOG?
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NO DOG.
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WHAT-- WELL, YOU DIDN'T EVEN--THAT'S LIKE HAVING A BABY.
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JOE,
YOU'RE VERY CLOSED-MINDED.
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I DON'T WANT A DOG.
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BUT YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT--
YOU'RE JUST TOO QUICK.
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LET ME THINK.
I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT IT.
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NO.
YOU'RE JUST TOO QUICK TO SAY NO.
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NO.
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WE'RE GONNA TRY IT.NO.
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WE'RE GONNA TRY IT.
NO!
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SO YOU'RE GONNA
THINK ABOUT THIS, RIGHT?
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NO!
NO DOGS. BYE.
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YOU GONNA THINK ABOUT IT?NO DOGS.
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MAKE ME HAPPY.I THOUGHT ABOUT IT ALREADY.
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YOU'RE PUTTING THAT ON
SO YOU CAN'T HEAR ME.
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WHAT?
MY DAD USED TO DO THAT.
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I KNOW THAT TRICK.
IT DOESN'T WORK.
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WHAT?
'CAUSE I TALK VERY LOUD.
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NO, NOT YOU.
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I WANT A DOG.
NO DOG.
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I WANT A DOG. BYE.
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I'M ALREADY
THINKING OF NAMES.
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FOR THIS ICE-FISHING CAKE,
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WHAT I WANT TO DO IS TAKE A
FISH TANK AND SET IT TO A BOARD.
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THE BOARD SHOULD ACT AS A BUFFER
BETWEEN THE TANK AND THE CAKE
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BECAUSE WHO WANTS
A CAKE THAT TASTES LIKE FISH?
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WE'RE GONNA NEED
AT LEAST THREE OF THEM.
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SO I GAVE DANNY A TEMPLATE
FOR THE TOP OF THE CAKE
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SO THAT AS I BUILD THE BOARD
AND THE STRUCTURE,
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HE CAN FILL THE CAKE
WITH CANNOLI CREAM.
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THEN WE'LL SLIDE IT
ON TOP OF THE TANK.
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RALPH'S MAKING THIS
OVER-THE-TOP CARTOON-Y BASS
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THAT'S GONNA KIND OF
POP THROUGH THE CAKE.
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I MEAN, LISTEN, RALPH,
WHEN IT COMES TO SCULPTURES,
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I MEAN, HE'S THE MAN.
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SO NOW
WE GOT THE STRUCTURE BUILT,
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AND IT'S ABOUT TIME TO
PUT THE CAKE ON TOP.
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PICK THE CAKE UP.
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READY?
UP, UP, UP, UP.
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OKAY, COME ON.
BACK A LITTLE.
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OKAY.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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IS THIS...?
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OH, GEEZ.
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I'M LOOKING AT THE BACK,
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AND I REALIZE THAT
SOMETHING SEEMS OFF.
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NO, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID,
RIGHT?
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DANNY STACKED
AND ICED THE CAKES UPSIDE-DOWN,
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WHICH, IN TURN,
WAS BACKWARDS.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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NOTHING MATCHED UP.
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I MEAN, IS THIS REALLY WHAT--
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
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I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU CAN'T
MAKE THIS STUFF UP, MAN.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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IS THIS...?
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OH, GEEZ.
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DANNY STACKED
AND ICED THE CAKES UPSIDE-DOWN,
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WHICH, IN TURN, WAS BACKWARDS.
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I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU CAN'T
MAKE THIS STUFF UP, MAN.
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I WANTED TO KILL HIM,
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BUT THERE WAS NOTHING
THAT WE COULD DO.
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IF ANYTHING, YOU GOT TO
PUT IT IN THE FREEZER.
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LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO
REFILL THIS CAKE
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AND WASTE TIME
THAT WE DON'T REALLY HAVE.
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SO MY IDEA
IS TO FREEZE THE CAKE
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AND THEN WE'LL
PUT THE BOARD UPSIDE DOWN
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AND WE'LL FLIP IT OVER
AND THEN ICE THE TOP.
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IT SHOULD WORK.
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HEY, LISTEN,
COME OVER HERE, GUYS.
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I JUST GOT A CALL
FROM MAROON FROM MACALUSO,
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AND HE SAID
HE NEEDED A CAKE.
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MAROON AND HIS FAMILY
OWN AND OPERATE MACALUSO'S,
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AND IT'S
A BEAUTIFUL CATERING HALL.
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AND THEY HAVE A CLIENT
WHO'S REQUESTING
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A SPECIFIC KIND OF CAKE
THAT I NEVER DO.
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I MEAN, NEVER.
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IT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING--
MY PRIDE AS A BAKER.
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PRIDE AS A BAKER?
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IT'S A CAKE.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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NO, HE WANTS
ONE OF THOSE NAKED CAKES.
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HE WANTS YOU
TO MAKE A CAKE NAKED?
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NO, HE WANTS THE CAKE
TO BE NAKED.
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CAKE TO BE NAKED?
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YOU'VE SEEN THEM BEFORE.
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IT'S THE CAKES
THAT ARE JUST FILLED.
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THERE'S NO ICING
ON THEM.
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OH, THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL THOSE?
NAKED CAKES?
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I CALL THAT
"AMATEUR HOUR."
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COP-OUT.
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I CALL THAT
I-CAN'T-ICE-A-CAKE CAKE.
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AS A PROFESSIONAL,
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I'M A LITTLE INSULTED
BY A NAKED CAKE.
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THERE'S NO ICING.
THERE'S NO FONDANT.
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PRETTY EASY.
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MAYBE THEY'RE TRENDY RIGHT NOW
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BECAUSE THEY'RE IN THE MAGAZINES
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OR THE CELEBRITIES
ARE GETTING THEM
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OR BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT
IT'S A LITTLE BIT MORE HEALTHY.
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I'M JUST NOT
A FAN OF THEM.
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WHAT'S YOUR THEORY
ON IT?
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IT'S REALLY POPULAR.RALPH?
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A LOT OF THE TIME,
I DON'T LIKE, LIKE,
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WHEN THERE'S
TOO MUCH ICING ON IT.
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SOMETIMES IT'S A BIT MUCH.
I LIKE THAT.
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WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED
YOU GAVE THAT ANSWER?
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I GOT A COUPLE LITTLE BEEFS
WITH NAKED CAKES.
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BUT I'M ALSO A REALIST,
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AND IF THAT'S
WHAT THE CUSTOMER WANTS,
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THEY WANT IT NAKED,
I MAKE IT NAKED.
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I DO WHAT I GOT TO DO.
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I'M FEELING NAKED RIGHT NOW.
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AS I'M THINKING ABOUT THIS CAKE,
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I'M THINKING TO
DECORATE IT WITH FRESH FRUIT.
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I THINK OF NATURE AND NAKED.
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I THINK OF ADAM AND EVE
AND FIG LEAVES AND FRUIT.
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SO I'M THINKING THAT I'M GONNA
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COVER THIS NAKED CAKE
IN SOME FRUIT.
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STRAWBERRIES.
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I'M DOING THIS NAKED CAKE,
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00:09:03,206 --> 00:09:06,517
AND AFTER I START FILLING IT
AND HAVE IT ALL STACKED UP,
227
00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:11,896
I START TO REALIZE THAT I KIND
OF HARSHLY JUDGE THE NAKED CAKE.
228
00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:15,137
I FEEL LIKE
I'M IN TOUCH WITH NATURE.
229
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,241
YOU ARE TOUCHING NATURE.
230
00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:19,586
THIS ORGANIC FRUIT.
231
00:09:19,586 --> 00:09:23,896
I ACTUALLY GOT INTO
THE WHOLE NAKED FEEL
232
00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:26,137
BECAUSE I STARTED
PLACING THE FRUIT,
233
00:09:26,137 --> 00:09:29,793
AND THEN MY ATTENTION TO DETAIL
KICKED IN.
234
00:09:29,793 --> 00:09:31,172
LIKE, COLORS--
235
00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:33,172
LIKE, THERE'S GOT TO BE
BLUEBERRIES AND RASPBERRIES.
236
00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:36,482
AND MY EYES STARTED TO
FOCUS ON THE NAKED CAKE
237
00:09:36,482 --> 00:09:38,172
LIKE IT WOULD A REGULAR CAKE.
238
00:09:38,172 --> 00:09:40,034
I TELL YOU
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
239
00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:41,931
VOILà.
240
00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:43,206
LOOK AT THAT.
241
00:09:43,206 --> 00:09:44,896
WANT ME TO
SPIN IT FOR YOU?
242
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,655
I MEAN,
THE UPSIDE OF THIS CAKE IS THAT
243
00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:52,517
YOU SEE ALL THE DELICIOUS STUFF
THAT'S INSIDE IT.
244
00:09:52,517 --> 00:09:54,517
YOU SEE
ALL THE FRESH FRUIT.
245
00:09:54,517 --> 00:09:56,965
I'M FEELING VERY...NAKED.
246
00:09:56,965 --> 00:09:59,172
I TELL YOU,
THAT MADE IT EXTRA SEXY.
247
00:09:59,172 --> 00:10:01,000
THAT MADE IT
EXTRA NAKED.
248
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,862
I'M TELLING YOU,
THAT'S NICE.
249
00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,103
NOT BAD.
250
00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:06,655
CUSTOMER'S GONNA LIKE IT.
251
00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:08,206
THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.
252
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,000
ALL RIGHT,
I'M HEADING OUT.
253
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,517
MAKE SURE THE SECOND SHIFT
KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO,
254
00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:20,758
ALL RIGHT?
IF YOU NEED ME, CALL ME.
255
00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:21,758
WILL DO.
THANK YOU, BOSS.
256
00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:23,034
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
257
00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:24,482
ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS
ABOUT BEING A BAKER
258
00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:25,586
THAT NO ONE REALIZES IS THAT
259
00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:27,206
YOU'RE HERE
REAL EARLY IN THE MORNING,
260
00:10:27,206 --> 00:10:28,793
YOU'RE DONE BY MID-AFTERNOON.
261
00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:30,413
YOU KNOW, UP BEFORE THE SUN,
262
00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:33,724
BUT SOMETIMES YOU GET TO GO HOME
MID-AFTERNOON AND JUST RELAX.
263
00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:36,551
THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR THAT ROB
AND BART ARE AWAY AT COLLEGE.
264
00:10:36,551 --> 00:10:38,034
WE HAVE THE HOUSE TO OURSELVES.
265
00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:39,517
I'M HAPPY.
THE KIDS ARE HAPPY.
266
00:10:39,517 --> 00:10:41,275
THE ONLY ONE WITH A PROBLEM
IS GRACE.
267
00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:43,034
BETWEEN THE SHIFTS
AT THE FIREHOUSE
268
00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:44,793
AND BEING ON MY FEET ALL DAY
AT THE BAKERY,
269
00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:46,344
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
JUST GOING HOME,
270
00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:48,344
NO SPORTS, NO GAMES,
NO PRACTICE,
271
00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:49,551
PUTTING MY FEET UP,
272
00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:52,241
AND JUST RELAXING,
HAVING A LITTLE JOEY TIME.
273
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,137
GRAY.
274
00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:56,275
HI, JOE.
275
00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:57,517
HEY, GRAY.
276
00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:00,689
HELLO.
THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
277
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:10,172
HELLO.
THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
278
00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:11,517
I SAID NO.
279
00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:13,206
IT'S NOT FAIR TO YOU,
IT'S NOT FAIR TO ME,
280
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,655
AND IT'S NOT FAIR TO THE DOG.YOU'RE GONNA SCARE THE DOG.
281
00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:17,103
YOU GOT TO WELCOME HIM.
282
00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:18,586
NO,
WE'RE NOT WELCOMING ANY DOGS.
283
00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:19,965
HE'S REAL NERVOUS
ABOUT HIS SURROUNDINGS.
284
00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:21,206
NO, NO DOGS.
285
00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:22,241
NO DOGS.
286
00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:23,827
WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A DOG.
287
00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,448
AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY
WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A DOG--
288
00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:27,551
BECAUSE IT'S NOT FAIR
TO THE DOG.
289
00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:29,862
WHEN I GET HOME, I JUST WANT TO
COME HOME, PUT MY FEET UP.
290
00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,172
I WANT TO WATCH TV.
291
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,448
OUT.
292
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:34,862
YOU CAN'T SAY NO.
LOOK AT THIS DOG'S FACE.
293
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,827
I DON'T WANT TO
LOOK AT THE DOG.
294
00:11:35,827 --> 00:11:36,931
LOOK AT HIS FACE.
295
00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:38,344
NO, I DON'T WANT TO
LOOK AT THE DOG.
296
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:40,068
AND HE'S NOT A PU--
THAT'S A BIG DOG.
297
00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:41,620
I LIKE BIG DOGS.
298
00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:44,517
HE AIN'T STAYING.
299
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,448
BUT HE IS A CUTE DOG.BUT HE AIN'T STAYING.
300
00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:48,172
BUT HE'S CUTE.BUT HE AIN'T STAYING.
301
00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:49,724
BUT HE CAN STAY
A LITTLE BIT.
302
00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:50,758
NO, HE'S GOT TO GO.
303
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:51,827
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
304
00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:53,586
SO, IT'S NOT OUR DOG.
305
00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:55,482
I DIDN'T COMMIT.
306
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,034
WE'RE DOGSITTING.
307
00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:58,103
I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO DOGSIT.
308
00:11:58,103 --> 00:11:59,896
HIS NAME IS LEROY.
309
00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:02,517
SAY HI TO LEROY.
310
00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:04,689
LEROY, LOOK AT DADDY.
LOOK. LOOK.
311
00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:06,137
NO, I'M NOT DADDY.
312
00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:07,482
NO.
COME ON.
313
00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:08,551
WE GOT TO
GET A PATERNITY TEST
314
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:09,793
'CAUSE I'M DEFINITELY NOT
LEROY'S DAD.
315
00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:11,310
OH, COME ON.
316
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:12,827
SO,
I GUESS GRACE IS THINKING
317
00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:14,758
SHE'S GONNA GET ME TO
FALL FOR THE DOG
318
00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:17,137
AND BUTTER ME UP
AND THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA,
319
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,172
BUT IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
320
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,931
HE LIKES YOU.
321
00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:21,620
AW!
322
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:24,655
LOOK AT THAT.
323
00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:26,137
A DOG IS NOT FOR US.
324
00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:30,241
WELL, HOW BIG OF A BAG
DO YOU THINK HE...TAKES?
325
00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:34,620
DO YOU THINK HE'S LIKE
THIS SIZE BAG OR THIS?
326
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,793
I WOULD UP-SIZE
JUST IN CASE.
327
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:38,965
YOU READY, LEROY?
HERE WE GO.
328
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,068
OHH!
329
00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:41,344
WAIT, THIS WAY, LEROY.
330
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,793
HAVE A NICE DRAG.WE'RE GONNA GO BYE-BYE.
331
00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:44,931
ALL RIGHT, EASY, LEROY.
332
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,344
OHH!
NO, NO, NO, NO.
333
00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:47,379
OHH!
334
00:12:47,379 --> 00:12:49,103
WHOA!
335
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:51,000
NO, LEROY. NO STREET.
336
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,827
WHOA!
337
00:12:51,827 --> 00:12:52,758
THIS WAY.
338
00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:54,103
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
339
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:55,758
WHOA!
340
00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:02,206
OH, THERE YOU ARE, CAKE.
341
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:05,000
LOOK AT YOU
HIDING IN THE FREEZER.
342
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,551
SO, WE HAD THE ICE-FISHING CAKE
IN THE FREEZER LONG ENOUGH,
343
00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:11,379
SO I THINK IT'S GONNA BE
FROZEN ENOUGH FOR US TO FLIP IT.
344
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:14,137
AND WE'RE GONNA FLIP IT.
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA LINE UP.
345
00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:16,241
LINE UP THE BACK, RIGHT?
346
00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:17,689
AND IF THIS DOESN'T WORK,
347
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,586
WE BASICALLY GOT TO
START THE WHOLE CAKE OVER.
348
00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:20,793
READY?Joey: WHICH WAY?
349
00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:22,689
OH, OH.FLIP.
350
00:13:22,689 --> 00:13:25,482
KEEP FLIPPING.
351
00:13:25,482 --> 00:13:26,758
FLIPPED IT
LIKE IT WAS A COLD-CUT PIE.
352
00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:27,931
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
353
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,379
WE WERE BOTH
IN EACH OTHER'S WAY.
354
00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:32,344
IT'S THE BIGGEST CAKE
I'VE EVER FLIPPED.
355
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,241
WE FROZE IT. WE FLIPPED IT.
356
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,034
BADA BING, BADA BOOM.
357
00:13:36,034 --> 00:13:37,724
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE, BABY.
358
00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:46,000
THE FISH AND THE FISHERMAN
LOOK AMAZING.
359
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,931
AND I MEAN, BY ADDING THE TANK
WITH THE REAL FISH IN THERE,
360
00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,689
THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF
THE COOLEST CAKES WE EVER DID.
361
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,034
IT'S A LAKE.
362
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,448
READY?
RALPH.
363
00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:57,793
HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE HELP?
364
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:01,000
WATCH YOUR FINGERS.
365
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,827
GUIDE ME.
366
00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:03,931
YOU'RE DOWN.
YOU'RE GOOD.
367
00:14:03,931 --> 00:14:06,068
HE AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
368
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:14,034
SO, FOR THE BOTTOM OF THE CAKE,
369
00:14:14,034 --> 00:14:16,137
WE FIGURED OUT
A REALLY COOL TECHNIQUE.
370
00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:19,034
ARE THOSE ROCKS CANDY? WOW.
371
00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:21,551
WE'RE USING CAKE CRUMBS
AND CANDY ROCKS
372
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:23,413
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
A LAKE BOTTOM.
373
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:25,689
GOOD. PERFECT.
374
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:27,241
WAIT, ONE MORE.
375
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:32,068
THE TOP, WE WANT IT TO
LOOK LIKE A BLOCK OF ICE,
376
00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:35,068
AND I'M THINKING ISOMALT
IS THE CLOSEST THING
377
00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:38,275
THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET
TO LOOK LIKE AN ICE CUBE.
378
00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:40,758
ISOMALT IS BASICALLY SUGAR.
379
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:44,517
WE HEAT IT UP AND WE MELT IT,
AND AS IT COOLS DOWN,
380
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,137
IT TURNS INTO
WHAT WE CALL PULLED SUGAR.
381
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,689
AND THEN YOU CAN MANIPULATE IT
382
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:50,275
AND TURN IT INTO
WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
383
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:55,448
I WOULD THINK IF THERE WAS
A WAY TO ROLL IT OUT INTO SHEETS
384
00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:58,448
AND WE COULD BREAK THEM,
LIKE, LITTLE PIECES LIKE THIS.
385
00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:01,103
WE'RE TAKING
SOME OF THE WARM ISOMALT
386
00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,724
AND RUNNING IT
THROUGH THE SHEETER
387
00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:05,172
SO THAT WHEN IT DRIES,
IT'LL BE NICE AND BRITTLE.
388
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,310
THEN WE CAN
BREAK IT INTO SECTIONS
389
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,586
SO IT LOOKS LIKE
A JAGGEDY PIECE OF ICE.
390
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:10,896
AND OF COURSE,
391
00:15:10,896 --> 00:15:13,758
WHAT'S A WINTER WONDERLAND
WITHOUT A FEW ICICLES?
392
00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,965
THEY LOOK GOOD.
393
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,310
RALPH, DO YOU WANT TO
PUT THE LITTLE GUY ON?
394
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,172
I COULD DO THAT.
395
00:15:20,172 --> 00:15:22,137
IT'S A BIG, ANGRY FISH.
396
00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:36,379
THE LAST THING I DO IS AIRBRUSH
THIS CAKE WITH A PEARL SHEEN
397
00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:38,862
JUST TO GIVE IT
A LITTLE ICY FEEL.
398
00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:40,931
AND THIS CAKE
IS READY FOR THE LAKE, BABY.
399
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:43,551
WOW.
400
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,310
IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE
THAT'S UNDERNEATH THE WATER
401
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:50,034
AND THAT'S KIND OF THE SCENE
AND IT'S A CHUNK OF ICE.
402
00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:51,965
I LOVE IT.
403
00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:54,310
GOOD JOB, GUYS.
404
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,379
CAKE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
405
00:15:57,379 --> 00:16:01,206
I MEAN, REALLY HAPPY WITH
THE ISOMALT, THE FISH ON TOP.
406
00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:04,655
THE ONLY THING MISSING
IS SOME FISH.
407
00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:09,310
YOU GUYS READY
TO CATCH SOME FISH OR WHAT?
408
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:10,379
YEAH!
409
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:12,206
HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
410
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,827
HOW WE DOING?
HOW'S IT GOING?
411
00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:15,620
PRETTY GOOD.GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS.
412
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,793
SO, MY SONS AND I
GET OUT ON THE ICE,
413
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:21,137
AND BOB AND ANTHONY'S THERE
WITH A COUPLE OTHER GUYS.
414
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:23,103
AND I GOT TO TELL YOU,
IT'S COLD.
415
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,586
HMM? SAFE?IT'S SAFE.
416
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,620
WOW, THIS IS CRAZY.
417
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,724
HERE,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY?
418
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:30,827
SURE.DROP IT IN, SON.
419
00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:32,551
LET IT GO DOWN.
420
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:34,413
SO,
THE KEY IS YOU GOT A JIG.
421
00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:36,586
GOT TO GET
A LOT OF MOVEMENT ON IT.
422
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:39,344
BOUNCE IT UP AND DOWN.
423
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,620
ANY BITES?
424
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,586
SO, WE'RE THERE, WE'RE THERE,
425
00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:59,862
AND WE DIDN'T GET NOTHING,
NOT EVEN A NIBBLE.
426
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:04,172
WHERE ARE
ALL THE FISH?
427
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:07,137
I'M NOT REALLY
TOO MUCH PATIENT.
428
00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:09,793
AND IF I DON'T CATCH A FISH,
WE'RE IN TROUBLE,
429
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,517
BECAUSE
I BET FRANKIE AND DANNY
430
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:13,758
THAT I WOULD CATCH
A 10-INCH BASS.
431
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:15,103
AND IF NOT,
432
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,344
THEN THEY'RE GONNA
PUT ME IN A BABY POOL
433
00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:18,896
FULL OF ICE AND WATER
FOR A MINUTE.
434
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:22,448
FRANKIE AND DANNY
ARE GOING IN AN ICE BATH.
435
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:23,655
I'M NOT.
436
00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:26,758
SO, HELLO, BASS,
YOU BETTER JUMP ON MY LINE.
437
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,344
Buddy Jr.:
WHERE ARE ALL THE FISH?
438
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,965
SO, ABOUT 45 MINUTES GO BY.
439
00:17:42,965 --> 00:17:44,448
NOBODY'S GETTING NOTHING.
440
00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:45,896
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...
441
00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:48,172
I DON'T KNOW, I THINK THERE
MIGHT BE SOMETHING UNDER HERE.
442
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:50,206
REEL IT!OHH!
443
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:51,862
HEY!
WHOA!
444
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,379
YEAH!
445
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:55,551
WHOO-HOO!
THAT'S A BIG ONE.
446
00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:56,965
OH, YEAH.THAT'S 10".
447
00:17:56,965 --> 00:17:58,000
HE'S GOT 10"!
448
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,620
WE GOT 10!
FRANKIE'S GOING SWIMMING!
449
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,172
OH, YEAH!
450
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:05,068
DADDY'S GOT A FISH!
451
00:18:05,068 --> 00:18:06,517
I GOT 10 INCHES,
452
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:09,448
AND, DANNY AND FRANKIE,
YOU'RE TAKING AN ICE BATH!
453
00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:11,793
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!
454
00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:15,000
OH, YEAH!
455
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
ICE-FISHING, BABY!
456
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:22,413
ALL RIGHT,
HERE COMES THE CAKE.
457
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,517
♪ SOMEBODY'S GOING SWIMMING ♪
458
00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:28,551
♪ HE'S GOING SWIMMING ♪
459
00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:30,965
BUT ARE THEY 10 INCHES?OH, YEAH.
460
00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:32,620
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE
461
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,413
THAT I WAS GONNA CATCH
A 10-INCH FISH.
462
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,000
I TOLD YOU GUYS.
463
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,551
ONE, TWO, THREE. EASY.
464
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,275
OKAY, EASY, EASY, EASY.
465
00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,655
OHH!
466
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:44,172
UNBELIEVABLE.
467
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:45,448
LOOK AT THE FISH, GUYS.
468
00:18:45,448 --> 00:18:47,655
LOOK GOOD?
469
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,448
YEAH, THE FISH IS CAKE.
470
00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:50,689
THIS IS CAKE.
471
00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:53,034
JUST NOT THE TANK IS CAKE.
472
00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,482
EVERYONE LOVED THE CAKE.
I THINK ESPECIALLY THE KIDS.
473
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,482
THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES
WHEN THEY SAW THAT CAKE
474
00:18:57,482 --> 00:18:59,793
AND HOW IT WAS BIGGER THAN LIFE
AND LARGER THAN THEM.
475
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,965
IT WAS SKY-HIGH,
TALLER THAN THEM.
476
00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:03,137
THEY COULD WALK UNDER IT,
477
00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:04,724
AND I THINK THAT THEY JUST
478
00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:06,793
TOTALLY LOVED
EVERY BIT ABOUT IT.
479
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,275
IT WAS MY PLEASURE
TO MAKE THE CAKE
480
00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:10,172
FOR YOU GUYS
AT LAKE VALHALLA.
481
00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:14,758
LET'S KICK OFF THIS ICE-FISHING
YEAR RIGHT WITH A GREAT CAKE.
482
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,896
ICE CAKE, HUH?
483
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,655
I THINK
THIS IS AN UNBELIEVABLE WAY
484
00:19:20,655 --> 00:19:22,931
TO KICK OFF
THE ICE-FISHING SEASON HERE.
485
00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:25,655
USUALLY, IT'S JUST A BUNCH
OF GUYS GOING OUT INTO THE COLD.
486
00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:27,344
AND THIS REALLY
ADDED A LOT TO IT.
487
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:28,379
MADE IT EXCITING.
488
00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:29,896
WHO DOESN'T HAVE
A PIECE OF CAKE?
489
00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:31,655
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
490
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:35,000
WHEN I HAVE THESE CRAZY,
COCKAMAMIE IDEAS FOR CAKES,
491
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,241
THEY DON'T ALWAYS TRANSLATE
OR WORK OUT.
492
00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:39,586
THIS ONE REALLY WORKED OUT.
493
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:49,827
OH. ICEBERG.
494
00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:55,103
YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME
FOR DANNY AND FRANKIE
495
00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:57,517
TO PAY UP TO THEIR BET.
496
00:19:57,517 --> 00:20:00,000
I CAN'T WAIT.
497
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:02,862
GO CALL ALL THE EMPLOYEES.
498
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:06,034
ATTENTION,
ALL CARLO'S BAKERY EMPLOYEES,
499
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:08,206
PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY
TO THE DECORATING ROOM
500
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,448
FOR A SPECIAL
MARINE MAMMAL EXHIBITION.
501
00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:15,379
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
TO EMBARRASS PEOPLE,
502
00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:16,620
BUT I AM GONNA CALL
503
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,034
ALL THE EMPLOYEES
FROM CARLO'S BAKERY THERE
504
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:20,758
SO THAT
EVERYBODY CAN WITNESS IT.
505
00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:29,517
YOU INVITED EVERYBODY!
506
00:20:29,517 --> 00:20:32,413
HEY,
HOW DID YOUS ALL GET HERE?
507
00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,551
ONE MINUTE.
508
00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:35,655
OHH!
509
00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:39,655
YOU GOT THE TIMER?
510
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:40,586
GO AHEAD.
511
00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:43,620
OHH!
512
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:45,862
ALL IN.
513
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,655
HOLY
514
00:20:55,206 --> 00:20:57,344
DANNY, FRANKIE, I'M SO SORRY.
515
00:20:57,344 --> 00:21:00,931
THIS REALLY HURTS ME TO HAVE TO
DO THIS, BUT A BET'S A BET.
36553
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