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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss

prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories, only at shoplifter .com.

What the hell did you get us into?

What are you doing? I already told you.

Do you guys have IDs?

Yeah.

ID... I'm sorry, what's going on here?

Here you go, boss.

Please tell me you have your ID.

I have it.

Here.

Do you guys have anything you want to declare?

Declare?

I'm sorry, first of all, I don't know what you're talking about.

Nothing's happened here. We're just here shopping.

Yeah, we can do anything.

What's the problem? I mean, I don't... Declare what?

I don't like that look.

I don't like that look at all.

The fuck did you do?

I didn't do anything. I already told you.

Yeah, right.

Why do you always blame me for shit?

Why do you fucking look the part?

What? I told you I didn't take anything.

You're lying.

No, I'm not. I know you're lying. You're lying. How can you tell when I'm lying?

I know you.

But I'm not lying. We live together.

I'm not lying.

Come on now.

The fuck?

When have I ever done anything like that?

This is a never -ending story with you. I swear to God.

It's on you. This ain't on me. It's on you this time. I'm not getting you out

trouble this time.

There's only so much I can do.

This is bullshit.

I didn't even do anything to you. I don't even know what you're talking

why you're blaming me for it. Because I know I didn't do anything. That's the

problem. Neither did I. I didn't do anything.

But you seem to always get yourself into sticky situations like this.

At the Fridays, and it's like trying to...

I don't even know what you called us in here.

I can tell by looking in his face.

Something ain't right.

Yeah, it's probably you.

Oh, it's probably me? Yeah.

If you keep talking like that, we're going to break up real quick.

I'm, like, getting tired of this shit. You always do that. But, yeah, we're

still together.

Yeah. Yeah. When you keep talking like that, and you keep stealing shit. I'm

stealing shit.

What? Don't lie to me. I'm not lying to you. If you did, see what I'm saying?

If you stole something.

You need to just come forward and just be honest.

Maybe the man will work with us. I don't know.

Shit, I can't get you out of trouble no more. I'm going to tell you right now,

if you did steal something, we are over probably at this point.

Okay, well, I didn't steal anything.

Think about that.

Honestly, this conversation is over. I don't even want to talk to you right

You overreacted over everything. I didn't even do anything.

Whatever.

We'll wait until he gets back.

I really, I can't even fucking look at you right now.

It's just so fucking embarrassing. You understand that? It's so embarrassing.

What's embarrassing?

Just stop talking.

Just stop.

Whatever. You're going to get what's coming for you, I guess.

How is something coming for me if I didn't do anything?

You're going to get what's coming for you. You're going to get it hard.

What does that talk to me? It's going to be real hard.

What's that supposed to mean? I don't know.

But... But the law don't play.

And, uh... I hope you can handle it.

Well, I didn't do anything, so the law can't... Just stop talking. Just stop.

Like, seriously, I'm done. I'm done. I'm fed up.

Okay, well, I don't know what you're going to do.

I can't even fucking look at you.

You're fucking pathetic.

I didn't even steal anything. How are you just going to blame me when you

even know?

Because I know I didn't do it, and I know that this is an occurring

with you.

This is something that's happening.

It seems like once, twice, three times a month.

This is crazy.

I've never met anybody in my life who has such sticky fingers like yourself.

Like, why can't you just fucking be a good little girl and come shop with your

boyfriend and just be happy?

Well, I didn't do it this time, okay? I got money. I mean, why do you guys do

shit? I asked you to buy it for me, but I didn't take it, okay? I can't even

fucking look at you.

I just know.

I just know by now.

This is ridiculous.

Honestly, it's...

It's just lucky that you don't have any faith in me.

Yeah, well, you start to lose faith when the fingers are being pointed at you

every time.

He didn't even point his fingers at anyone. He didn't even, like, say

He just fucking left.

I know, but I saw that look in his face. Something ain't right.

Something ain't right.

Why are we in a room right now, a small -ass room?

I don't know.

I didn't take anything, though.

I don't know.

I don't know. Where the fuck is he? When is he going to come back and give us

our shit?

Well, we're going to find out, I guess.

God bless him.

I'm so tired of having the same arguments.

I just need to believe me already.

I just need to believe you already?

No, believe me. You need to trust in me. Believe you? Yeah. Believe you already?

I wish I could.

Don't sit there and laugh at me.

I'm just laughing at this situation. I'm not laughing at you, actually, yeah.

I'm kind of laughing at you, too. This whole situation is just... It's just

fucked. I'm curious as to what was stolen, because I have a feeling

was stolen.

Nothing was stolen.

What would I feel?

I don't know.

Last month, you stole a fucking...

Damn cowboy hat. Like, who the hell steals cowboy hat? Like, like, the

fucking... And then the month before that, he steals my damn car.

And the month before that, he stole another car.

I mean, it's like, it's like... And then, like, he's stealing jewelry. I

it's like you just... He's stealing fucking crayons. Like, who the fuck

steals crayons?

Okay, well, like, I have a problem, but I told you I'm working on it, and I

didn't steal this time.

That day you stole them damn crayons. I swear to God. I wanted to get some for

my nephew.

You couldn't fucking buy some fucking crayons, really?

No, I don't have any money.

Oh my gosh, I hate it when you laugh at me.

Well, this is bullshit. You have all this money and you won't spend anything

me. That's what's wrong with this relationship.

I won't spend any money on you? No, when do you spend money on me?

Why do you think I have to take?

Let's see here. Let's see here.

I'm the only one that works in this fucking relationship.

I'm the one that provides for this fucking house. I'm the one that gives

money for groceries.

It gives you money.

I offer you money.

But we're here shopping.

Obviously, I wouldn't be here. Think I'm here to walk around and hold my dick

all damn day? No.

Yeah, you are because I asked you. I brought you here to shop.

I asked you to buy me something, and you refuse every time I ask you.

Look, I provide enough. I do a lot. I do a lot for you.

But I didn't get to the point.

I'm serious at this point.

Just stop. Just stop talking to me.

Okay.

So have you shoplifted or stolen anything prior to today's event?

No, never.

Okay.

Unfortunately, we're at a spot right here where we have to be honest with

other or it's not going to get better. So I'm going to need you to stand up and

stand your ass up.

Let's go.

Stand your ass up. Let's see what we have on you.

We have you on camera helping yourself with some stuff.

You have her on camera?

I don't know why you guys would have me on camera because I didn't do anything.

Well, we have you on camera because we have all our customers on camera.

I'm going to skip right to the point here.

I can call the police and we can have a female officer come in here and give you

a full search.

A full cavity search.

Or you can just strip search here.

And show us that you don't have anything.

If you don't have anything, I'll let you walk right out the door.

I don't have anything, so... Let's start with that person.

Cindy.

We can have the female police officer come here, or we can do this easy.

Jack, don't forget about the mug shots.

Don't even look at me. You need to focus on what's in front of you right now.

I don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Do me a favor.

Let her sit right here. Let me just stand right here.

You need to stand up for a second.

Oh, yeah.

You do as you please. Back right up against there.

Stand straight up, please.

Thank you.

Where were we?

You can have a seat now.

So what's it going to be?

I don't have time for this. This is going to be... Okay, I guess you can

me because I don't have anything.

Hands up.

Come around.

Excuse me.

You're kind of filling me up.

Ma 'am, I'm patting you down.

Don't flatter yourself.

I do this a half a dozen times a day some days.

It's pretty nice.

You'd be surprised where criminals will hide things.

It don't matter what he's doing. You need to sit there and just fucking take

You're kind of close.

I'm sure I am.

All things you should have thought about before you started shoplifting, man.

You're going to have to remove the top.

What? That wasn't a part of the deal. Move that damn top.

Let's go. Come on. Get that fucking top off.

I can call the police.

I'm going to make my day go a lot easier. I'm just going to call the

no, no. Please don't call the police.

Let's not call the police. Take the fucking top off. Let's go. Now.

Let's go.

Top off.

I think at this point you might want to just listen to this man and do what he

says.

Just listen to your boyfriend, man.

Boyfriend? I've known a boyfriend for long.

It's not for me to worry about.

You're damn right.

Do what you need to do.

Mr. Top?

This? Yes.

It's a strip search.

This is so wrong.

I agree. It is wrong. Shoplifting is a terrible thing.

There we go.

Shoes.

Keep going. Keep going.

Almost there.

Do I have to take these off?

You can get a full cavity search by the female officer.

Is that what you'd like?

No, but I don't want to take these off.

I'm sure you don't.

I should have thought about that before you started shoplifting.

There's the panties, or I call the police.

Then we do a full cavity search.

Okay.

What's that?

What?

Right there.

Nothing. I'm trying to take these off.

Take them off.

Hand it over.

Wait a minute.

That's mine.

That's yours? Is that where you keep it? In a safe place?

Yeah. Yeah?

That's cute.

You keep that there for safekeeping, do you?

Yeah.

Well, guess what?

This belongs to the store. This is shoplifting.

I have your video.

And now I have my evidence.

So unfortunately, I have no other choice.

I'm going to have to call the police.

We're going to prosecute here in the store. We don't take shoplifting lightly

here. I mean, it's a crime.

It's a felony.

Subject to three to five years of imprisonment, depending on how much the

merchandise is worth. And I believe this is worth quite a bit.

I can't go to jail.

Please, I don't... Don't call the cops.

I have no choice, unfortunately.

I mean, I don't know what else I could do.

Don't look at me.

Well, I'll tell you what, the only thing I could do is if you have the money to

pay for this merchandise, we could go that route.

Okay, let me see.

Are you serious right now?

You got money?

Let's not play games here with this guy.

I don't have enough.

Yeah, I know. You can get all mine. Help me.

No. You're not going to help me? Help you?

I'm fucking naked over here, and I have to pay for that.

You don't think you're going to put yourself in this position?

You're not going to fucking help me?

First of all, watch the night, and second of all, you know, how many times

you been in this fucking position?

See, now you got me cussing.

I'm pissed.

How many times are you going to put yourself in this fucking position?

And keep asking me for money. Expect me to take care of you. You know what? At

the end of the day, you need to do what this man says.

And I'm out of it. I don't have any money, any more money for you. I don't

any more money for you.

You know, guys, I see your situation.

You know what I mean? I want to be... No, I have the money. I'm not giving it

her. At this point, you know what? She needs to learn a lesson.

Well, maybe we can work something out.

Oh.

I got nothing to do with me.

Okay, well, what can I work out?

Well, I mean, you don't have any money to pay for this stuff, and

I'm the only thing in between you and going to jail tonight, so... If you're a

good -looking girl, you can figure it out, I'm sure.

Your boyfriend seems like he wants you to learn a lesson.

I think I see where you're getting at.

Might be time for you to take some dick.

Do you remember what that happened to me?

You ain't my problem anymore.

I don't know. I don't even know.

I don't want to do that.

This is my lunch break, so I have about 30 minutes to do this, kids.

So, are you going to ruin my lunch break and I call the police, or do you want

to go home?

Just think it quick.

I ain't going to be quick, sweetheart.

I ain't going to be nice.

Can't even affect that dick.

You want to go to jail?

So if I do this, I can go?

Well, it's not going to hurt your chances.

Let's see how you do.

Affect that dick real good. I'm telling you, you don't want to end up in jail.

That's what you get.

Oh that's what Q calls.

How do you guys stick that whole fucking thing in your mouth?

You better please this man.

I think you should listen to your board, honey.

Stick that fucking dick in your mouth.

All the way in there.

Fucking lick it. Lick it, lick it.

This is great.

I only get what you fucking deserve.

You're never getting my dick again.

Are you sure, buddy?

Look at that.

Let's stand up on it.

You enjoy that.

It's exactly right.

It's fucking damn right it's happening to you.

I want you to fucking watch, too.

The last time.

What are you doing?

This is all part of the... No. You have to record.

Oh, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

I'm not supposed to do a lot of things. You're not supposed to shoplift.

What are you going to do with that?

Don't worry. It's just for me and my closest friends on the internet.

I probably want a copy of that.

For my friends,

too. This shit's funny as hell.

I think I can do that for you.

Oh, I definitely like that. I ain't the bad guy here.

I can see you being very cooperative. I appreciate it. Oh, yeah. My

investigation.

Take that fucking thing.

Might as well just enjoy it now, because this ain't gonna stop.

It's got 30 minutes.

What?

30 minutes, man. It's getting warm, definitely.

Just fucking enjoy it.

I'm done, I actually need to take a piss.

That's not so bad, right?

Okay,

make sure you finish fast.

Don't feel good?

You don't like it?

Feels good, then. Feels good, doesn't it? Yeah.

Come on, sweetheart.

Enjoy it.

It's a lot better than going to jail, trust me.

A lot better than going to jail.

You don't want to be in jail.

You fucked up.

Can't you just pay for that thing?

No. Told you.

Told you. You have fucking money.

Doesn't matter. I'm done paying.

Take the dick.

Take the fucking dick.

Yeah, bro.

You call this tough love?

Just relax.

Just take that dick.

I'm not gonna pay for shit.

I'm actually enjoying this.

Cause you need to ride a lantern.

That's right.

I can help you get out.

I don't want to get so fucked up.

Look at that. Why don't you watch?

Look at that.

I don't want to.

Why don't you fucking get going out of here?

Enjoy it.

Guess what?

You're stealing shit.

You're gonna get fucked right in the pussy every time.

If it makes you feel better, you can look at me.

We're almost halfway done, don't worry about it.

Not quite that quick.

We ain't wrapping shit up, we robbed all of them.

Got to pray a little pussy, doesn't she?

Are we done?

No, we're not done. We haven't even started.

How long is this going to be? I'm done working.

In my shift, I want to relax a little bit.

Hey, if she ain't doing good enough, man, we can just send her to jail, you

know.

I'm already fucking him.

You need to fucking him.

I already am.

You need to please this man.

Boyfriend's a great idea.

If you're lucky, he might let you keep your necklace.

He might

give

you a cum necklace in there, but I don't know.

Don't get stoned.

Any more things?

What? Tell me how much you fucking like it. Make it believable, though.

Don't be like my dick.

Tell me you like it.

Oh my god, I love your dick.

It's so good.

It was my fault.

You gonna make it believable?

That wasn't believable?

No, it wasn't believable.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Give me that dick.

That's a little better.

That's a little better.

A little more believable.

Yeah, give me that dick.

That's better.

That's a little better.

Yeah, pound that pussy.

That's it.

Now my dick's starting to believe you.

Tell me how much you like my dick.

Oh, yeah. I love that fucking dick.

Damn right you do.

Give me all of that fucking cock.

I'm going to get this done one more time.

Enjoy that dick.

All the way back you throw. Get that stick.

Go all over that man's head.

There you go.

I hear it.

Yeah.

Get you some spit, girl.

I think she's learning a lesson here. Good times, right? Good times.

Same amount of shit you had. I think you're right.

You're actually getting lucky.

You're getting... I

thought

you said you were gonna finish soon.

Time's nice. I've still got another ten minutes of my lunch break.

I'm going to tell him I'll take another one.

What's that?

Are you going somewhere?

Guess not.

Tell this man how much you love his dick.

Tell him.

Tell him. That'll make it go faster.

Oh, yeah. I love your dick. You want him to come quick, you better tell him.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Nice

and

deep. That's right.

Shut the fuck up.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You.

Shut the fuck up.

I can't believe you.

I can't believe you.

You don't look too pleased.

Why would I be?

I told you not to fucking laugh at me.

You guys are still fucking arguing.

I'm trying to calm.

The man's right.

Okay, then shut the fuck up.

You're getting a break. That's what you're getting.

Maybe you'll learn from this.

You look like your boyfriend.

Yeah, that's right. I look right up here.

Boyfriend.

Stop that.

Talk about when we're done.

When he's done.

Put yourself in this position.

I'll put you in this position. Can you just stop?

Can you just stop? I'm tired of hearing it.

Yeah. I like that. I see you grinning.

Feels good, doesn't it?

Maybe in my cream pie you might have a little baby.

Have a little security, baby.

I'm fucking sick.

Just shut the fuck up. Just don't even fucking talk.

Stop fucking looking at me.

Yeah.

Take this, dude.

You're learning now.

Just hope you don't cream pie anymore.

Shut the fuck up. I already told you to stop fucking talking.

If you're lucky, you'll do it on your face.

I hate it when someone slaps me.

What do you like, sweetheart?

I don't fucking care.

That's your keeper, man. You sure you want to give it back?

I know, right? Should I take it right in the pussy?

Don't get up there and nap.

Watch what you say.

Might just pop right in your pussy.

Shut up.

I think you should drench your fucking face, man.

She's a little cum slut anyway. She likes cum.

Thank you.

Yeah, I'm definitely have to get this tape Shut

the fuck

up

Tell me you love that dick.

Give me that cum.

Give me that cum. Beg for it.

Give me that cum.

Man, my cum, if you beg for it.

Give me that cum.

It hurts.

Give it to me.

I want you to comfort me.

Say it like you mean it.

I want you to come for me. Give me that cum.

There you go. It's the finale.

I almost bleed.

There you go. Say it again.

Come for me.

I want you to give me all that cum.

There you go. I think she's ready.

You should be so proud of yourself.

You're gonna fucking help me.

You're making a great picture.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Pay for that cum.

Take that fucking cum.

Yeah.

Come here. Stop. Come here. No. Come here. Don't touch me.

Don't care to see the last time I touch you.

You got some big toes.

I'll take care of the paperwork. You kids can see where you're going to go.

I appreciate it.

No worries. Good job, man.

You could have fucking stopped this the whole fucking time.

Yeah, damn, damn.

Let me tell you something.

What?

I don't think you learned your lesson. You ain't ever gonna learn.

This is the last time you see my face.

We're done.

You need to get your shit out of my house tonight.

Got it?

You can find an Uber back at the house, too.

I'm getting out of here.

Really?