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I just think, just because we're friends.

Welcome, guys. Hey. How you doing? If you have any questions, just come and

me. Yeah.

Just because we're friends, it doesn't mean we can't have fun.

Dude, I'm not going to fucking suck your dick. Oh, my God. Drop it. Why not? Why

does that have to be a boyfriend -girlfriend thing?

It doesn't. I just don't want to.

It would be weird.

Well, you're single.

Yeah.

I don't want to suck your dick, Ryan. Sorry.

Well, what if I just finger you?

No, God.

Wait, it'd feel good for you. That doesn't even do anything for me.

I can finger myself.

How about this?

I feel like we just do something fun.

Like what?

I mean, why don't you steal something?

No, I don't need to steal from you. Come on, let's do something exciting. You

don't want to fuck me.

I mean, I guess it could be fun.

God, it's like a fucking idiot. You won't even notice.

Yeah. Right?

Fuck it. Do it. Yeah, just fucking do it.

Yeah. Okay.

And if you need me to, I'll distract him. Yeah, you distract him.

I will grab something.

And then I will go to the dressing room.

Yes. And take something nice.

Okay. Yeah.

I want to take some nudes in there from you, too.

Okay, all right. I'm done. I'm done.

Hey, man.

What's up, flower?

It's an orchid. Oh, yeah.

Orchid.

Where do those come from?

The flower shop?

I don't know.

Oh, yeah?

Love a good flower shop.

Yeah, right?

Nice decor.

Yeah. Do you have any questions about sizing or anything?

Oh, yeah.

XOXO, huh?

Gossip girls, right?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yep. Yeah.

And, uh, those are, those are bras.

Yep, that's a bra.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Women's, right? Not for you.

No, definitely, yeah, women. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um,

yeah.

Oh, what's she doing with those?

I mean, I guess it's a headband.

Must be women's also.

I always wondered about these perfume things.

That's obviously for ladies, right?

Yeah. You know, they always have the cute... And then men, we always have

those... How come we can't have a... Well, I mean, it's kind of unisex.

You can get one if you want. I disagree. This is not unisex at all.

This is fermented berry raspberry shine.

Oh. I mean... Miss, if you'd like to try those on, the fitting room's available

for you.

Thank you. Great. And if you need anything, I'll be over there.

Right?

Hey, you, uh, you okay in there?

Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay.

Let's take your time.

Try everything on.

Make sure you try everything on before you take it.

Make sure it fits.

You should try everything, right?

You're going to stay right here. What do you mean?

Why? Oh, God.

You know why.

Where's the corset?

I'm sure it's in there.

Oh, is it? Is it?

Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, get your hands off her. Shut the fuck up.

Okay. Right? Yeah.

You're going to take this off right now.

No, dude, my friend's here. I can't do that. All right, so we can go in the

fitting room. Whoa, whoa, what do you mean, me? Shut up.

You're going to take this off and give it back to me, and you're going to show

me what else you took. Oh, I didn't take anything else. Please. All right, then

prove it.

No.

I'm not playing around.

Oh, my God.

Hey.

Stop.

Shit.

Take it off.

What do you mean?

That's so creepy. Take it off. I want you to give that back to me.

It's so creepy. Please. You're the one that's stealing.

Oh, my God.

Just don't look, okay?

Don't worry about me.

Well, you're, like, right in my space. Like, I will give you your clothes back.

God. Damn.

Fill that thing out.

Don't be weird.

Okay, here's your stupid shirt.

Yeah, thanks.

Okay. What about the rest?

What are you talking about?

First of all, uncover your titties.

You're going to put me through this trouble. I'm at least going to get a

God, you're so weird.

Fuck, those are amazing tits.

Yeah, that's right. Take the rest off.

Fine, whatever.

This is all I have, okay? What? Yeah, I don't believe you.

Take your pants off. That's all I have.

There's nothing else. I'm going to check to make sure. Oh, my God. Take your

pants off. Fine, fine. Just so you can fucking end this stupid shit.

See? There's nothing else.

Okay? I'm going to determine that. Turn around.

God.

Bend over. This is so unnecessary.

What the fuck?

I'm going to make sure you have nothing in here between your cheeks. What do you

think I can have between my cheeks?

Pennies? Some panties? I don't know.

You think I shove panties up my ass? Oh, my God. Look at this ass.

Ew.

God. Okay, I have nothing. There you go.

I'm going to make sure of that. Bend over again.

What?

Hey.

This is so inappropriate.

What the fuck are you doing? I have to make sure you don't have anything up

there. There's nothing there, clearly. There's nothing there.

Yeah, are you sure?

Yeah. Are you? Dude, you can see that there's nothing there.

Okay, that's it. That's it. I'm done here.

Not quite. You can see that there's nothing.

Okay. There's two ways out of this.

What are you talking about? I'm leaving.

Either you can suck my dick, or I can call the cops.

That's ridiculous.

I'm not going to suck your dick. You have two options.

Either me or the cops.

Well, obviously, I don't want to get the cops involved.

Okay.

Are you serious?

Fuck yes, I am.

Or you can suck my dick.

Oh my god, I can't believe this. Fine.

Fine. Whatever.

Just get it over with. And then I'm leaving.

I can't believe this.

Ryan's such a fucking idiot.

Dumbass idea.

You're really doing this?

Mm -hmm.

Come on.

There you go.

Oh, thank you.

Guys, I... Oh, my God. Get the fuck out of here. Come on. Get the fuck out or

I'm going to call the cops on you as an accomplice.

Okay, suck it good.

Idiot. Mm -hmm.

Yeah,

I bet you like that fucking perv. Yeah.

Let's get on it.

I need some money for a ride home. Get the fuck out of here.

Are you serious?

God. God.

Yeah,

keep your hand up.

I wonder what to do this for.

Is that one done?

Take it deep.

Okay, can I be done now?

I'm not finished with you yet.

Fuck.

Yeah. What are you talking about? I got plans for you.

Stay right here.

Okay,

I'm ready to go.

Oh, you're not going anywhere. Fucking blowjob. You're not going anywhere.

That's disgusting.

What are we... I'm gonna fuck you on it.

Are you... Dude, I already gave you a blowjob.

Either you fuck me or call the cops.

Oh, my God. What else do you want after that? You keep adding things.

I want that beautiful pussy.

God. If you fuck me, I won't call the cops.

This is ridiculous.

Like, how long is this going to take? It's fucking raining now.

I don't care. To drive in the fucking rain.

God.

Oh, my God. Get that ass.

You better enjoy it and get it over with.

Yeah, clearly you never get laid.

Well, eat up.

Oh my

god.

Dude, fuck me already.

God.

I'm gonna take my time with you.

Yeah, I think you're nice and warmed up for me now.

Fuck me now Oh

my god, do you know where the hole is?

Just try to pretend you don't like this.

Come already. Oh, no.

I'm going to take my time with you. Oh.

I'm still in the stupid clothes.

Yeah.

Are you learning your lesson?

Yeah, it's still not worth it. You fucking idiot.

Say it. Say I'm a dirty little shoplifter.

Really? Yeah.

I'm a dirty little shoplifter. Yeah, that's right.

Now you're getting punished for it.

God.

This shop fucking sucks.

This isn't worth it.

Okay.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

freak. Are you done?

Not even close.

Oh, God.

What do you need to come?

I'm a fucking pervert.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I fucking love you.

Feel how hard that cough is? Yeah, it's so hard.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

I want you to ride me.

God is such an asshole.

Yeah.

Beautiful ass on my cock.

Yes, with a pussy. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, you bad girl.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. I'm getting fucking close.

Oh, I think you are.

going to steal again.

Is it?

You're a shoplifter, aren't you?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I'm a shoplifter.

Okay.

wanted. Can I go now?

Actually, no.

You have to go fill out paperwork with security.

Are you kidding me? Come with me.