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I'm going to take all day.

I'm not fucking hiding anything else.

I'm

not

hiding anything. It's totally unnecessary.

Where else would I be hiding anything?

I mean, there's places.

I've been doing this for too long.

Nothing of value.

What could it possibly be?

I'm gonna need to take the underwear, too.

Are you fucking serious?

I know, it seems like a lot, but... I don't have anything.

Now I'm getting my hands.

That hurts.

What?

What? Could be something in the lining, you know?

People get tricky this time of year. Every feeling, you know?

This is a fucking chain store.

I think you can afford to lose anything.

Well, you know, then budget cuts will lose over time, you know?

That's right.

All right, are we done?

No, I have to do a cavity search.

Sorry.

And I need you to remove the top, too.

This is fucking ridiculous.

You're kind of dumb, so...

This fucking dress is skin tight. There's no way I could be hiding

else.

Look how fucking tight this is.

Fuck. Yeah, it's definitely not for everything.

You're gonna steal.

There's no fucking possible way I could steal anything else.

Did you find you got away with being charged at the other stores?

I'm going to tell you my secret.

Just enjoy it.

Does it feel good?

Yes.

Oh my gosh.

I'm just like that. Yeah.

Fuck.

I love that part.

God, yes.

He did.