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Hello, AJ, Billy, I'm here.

Hey, how are you?

I'm good, how are you?

How have you been? I've been good.

So you're a little bit early, I wasn't ready yet.

Oh, I must have read the text wrong. You know what, my fault, but I need to get

glasses and I'm avoiding it because I don't want to make you feel old, you

What the fuck have I been travelling? I haven't even had a chance to go to the,

to get any glasses.

Wow. Yeah, you've been travelling a lot, huh?

Oh, God, I just got back from Japan.

Oh, my God. That was amazing.

That's really cool.

Good business opportunities, I can tell you. I learn a lot. Yeah.

Actually, so. Oh, where's Billy?

Oh, he just got home, so he went up Thursday.

Oh, okay. Well, I guess we'll give this time to catch up, right? Yeah, yeah, of

course. So, I beat you to it.

Well, you've got a chance to do the table. Do you want to give me... I can

you a hand. Yeah, sure.

Yeah? Yeah, definitely. Okay, let's do it. Okay, so do you want to do knives

and... Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Okay, we have to come back to the spoon. It's a lot.

All right.

We all need a little extra napkin.

Are we having wine with dinner?

Yeah.

Looks pretty good.

All right, glad we're done.

Yeah.

Thank you for helping me.

You're very welcome.

Hey!

How's it going?

How's it going, man?

Good to see you. You're here early.

Oh, no, I know. I forgot my glasses. I read the text wrong.

She's already told me. All good. I mean, I'm sure you've got acquainted with my

beautiful wife.

She is amazing.

And before that, I'm going to be taking her to a community event this weekend.

We're trying to draw up attention for her new massage business.

Oh, wow.

How's that going?

I mean, it's going good so far.

Okay. You're trying to grow it?

Yeah. She's being modest.

The reality is we need to attract more attention to her business, but

unfortunately marketing costs money. Oh, yeah. And a community event that's free

is a better spot for us to try to go and get the word out.

Well, you know, I've been traveling around. I'm really into looking at some

businesses. I really want to put some more investment out. I've got nothing on

the table right now.

So I have money ready to go. So if this business is viable, I'll invest.

Oh my God, that's amazing. Thank you so much.

This is exactly what we needed.

Well, you're welcome. But as I said, I need to know it's a viable investment.

You've got the money, yeah.

You've got to prove to me the product is good and I want to sell the product,

obviously.

Are you suggesting I give you a massage?

Well, it's...

It's professional, right?

Oh, of course. Dad, I mean, we wouldn't be doing this if she, like, you see his

hand? Magic?

Magic. Well then, you know, it's funny, you're going to be massaging people

you've never even met before. At least you know me.

That's true. I mean, it doesn't get any easier, does it? Yeah.

Look, how about I do this? Okay.

He always does the cooking.

Right. I'll take over this time.

That's fine. And when I'm done, you can get my dad nice and relaxed, and then

we'll eat.

And we'll go down to, like, An absolutely perfect plan. And then I can

and see what money you need, and then we'll get this going.

You know what? You've always had my back, Dad. I appreciate it so much. I'm

going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to put some on so I can cook.

Thank you so much, sweetie.

It's perfect, right?

Yeah.

I mean, this could be good. You get your investment.

I don't have a bad back. You know, this could always work out.

Right.

Okay, then.

Well, so, you know, just so you know, I was on my travels.

And I went to Japan.

Great place. Made it.

And I come across, and you said you were in massage. I come across this, I guess

it's trending these days, this new massage called Nuru massage.

I'm assuming you're familiar with Nuru, right?

Yes, I know who you're talking about.

And will you be offering something like that?

Yeah, but I mean, don't you think that's... It'd be kind of weird for me,

daughter -in -law, to give you a newborn massage.

Well, I guess it depends how you look at it.

You want investment.

I want to put money into a good business.

I would love to try out a new massage. I wanted to do it there. I didn't get

time.

Why can't you do it for me?

I mean, you want the money. I want a massage. It sounds like a good fit,

you think?

I guess.

And what's the worst that can happen?

Really?

I mean, yeah, sir.

Wonderful.

Okay, I guess we could just go up to the bathroom then and get started.

Okay. Show me the way.

The first thing that we always do is have you take a shower just to get all

oils off your body. Okay.

Of course I need to have a shower. Yeah.

Of course.

I'll shower with my boot.

We can do that. Let's put it over there.

That should be fun.

I've always wanted to try the new massage.

I'm going to get to.

They're professional too.

You want a dressing too?

Yep, I'm the one that's going to give you the massage.

Oh, this is just getting better.

I like this.

I think my money might be going into the right place after all.

Okay,

so, do you want me to start the shower?

Yeah, the...

After you, not your purse.

Are you enjoying this?

Yes.

Okay, should I put that around first?

Yes. Put some water on my skin.

I quite like the idea of this.

Is that a special stove?

Yes.

Okay, here we go.

I'm ready.

Just a few people paying for this.

What can I say for this?

Very relaxing, isn't it?

I'm getting very relaxed.

Sorry. It's really good.

You do have many hands, by the way.

But he was right.

Very good.

Let me just grab some more soap for you.

Sure.

Smile.

Okay, I'm going to look down to your legs. Okay, cool.

Very old. I was reading a lot of books.

I don't know what you're trying to do here, but... What?

I mean, hitting on your son's wife?

You know you've got a wrong idea. This is strictly dangerous.

If you're going to do this business and you want my money, you're going to have

to make the clients feel welcome, satisfied.

You can make me satisfied. I'll gladly give you the money.

This is what you're doing. This is a business you're involved in.

My son will never find out.

Alright. Not so bad.

No, I guess not.

I'm just having a shower before the massage.

What's wrong?

Um, nothing's wrong, Dad. Just, uh, I wanted to ask AJ what her scientist's

expressions were.

Billy, you're a big boy now. I think you can figure out what you want to eat.

Make a decision.

Of course. Of course, Dad.

All right. Thanks, Ben.

Have fun.

Will do.

See ya.

I'm going to...

Pretty good isn't it?

Okay, well, I think that's enough for the shower. Maybe we should move on to

massage now.

You're the boss.

Okay.

I'll follow you.

Turn this off. Okay.

Lead the way.

I can't wait for the next bit.

So first, I'm going to apply this gel to your body.

And then I'm going to do the same to mine.

Sounds good.

and then we can strike a massage wonderful i'm looking forward to it

oh

ha ha hmm here's a thought maybe you want to warm that stuff

up sometime damn

Yeah Now

that

feels better now Just a little bit more

It's

very slippery, isn't it?

Let's see whether the Japanese will make this or not.

Yeah, this is very good.

Oh, I like this.

This is what I call massage.

Oh wow,

I'm missing all the good bits.

It sounds amazing.

Does that feel good?

Yes, it does.

It feels wonderful.

Mm -hmm.

I don't understand how you can be so forward.

Well, it is a massage, right? And as far as I know, most massages end with a

happy ending.

I can't believe you.

What?

Well... A handjob is one thing, but sex? I mean, don't you think that's going a

little too far?

What if your son found out?

Well, I have $100 ,000 that says he won't.

That's if you want that investment in your business, of course.

Your choice.

Just thinking of your future, and my son's, of course.

Okay, whatever you say.

Wonderful. Let's continue.

I'll get used to that.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Okay,

why don't you flip over for me?

With pleasure.

I could get an intro now, wouldn't I?

Hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You like when I rub my tits on your cock like that? Yes I do.

Yes I do.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God, that's sexy.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

yes.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Definitely.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Hmm.

You two have magic hands.

Oh.

Oh shit.

Oh.

Deep thought.

How do I do this

Technical.

Oh yes.

Thank you.

Oh.

Yes Yeah, yeah

Oh, my God. Come on. I fucking love you. Yes, please.

Oh, God. Yes.

Yes. You're over me.

Yes.

Oh, my fucking

God.

That's what I call happy ending.

Because I'm fucking happy at the end.

Now, you promised Billy's never going to find out, right?

Remind me after dinner to write you that big fat cheque.

100 large, right?

Yes.

Good luck in your new business, partner.

Thank you.

You know what? Probably need to get down there and, you know, help him with that

cooking. Once I remember.