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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. Can I leave?

No, you can't. Am I under arrest? These women are caught on hidden camera and

are prosecuted to the fullest extent, all on video, only on Shoplifter MILF.

Come on in, have a seat.

Over here, please.

I understand.

I don't want to wear a fucking mask.

I can't breathe in them.

You're jeopardizing everybody in the store by not wearing a mask. I stayed

six feet apart from all the customers.

The store policy, no shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service.

No, that's like a country song, I think. Come on.

Country song or not, it's based on...

Store policies.

They don't work anyway.

It's a bunch of honky -tonk.

It's the law.

It's our store policy.

Well, I think you need to change that because I think it should be maybe if

want to wear one, maybe not, but you shouldn't make people wear them if they

don't have to, if they don't want to.

It's our policy.

We have the right to refuse service to anybody.

Whatever. It's a shitty policy.

You're going to pay for this. My husband and I are going to sue.

This store and it's fucking... Whatever. All right.

Well... Whatever.

So what's your name?

Sophie. Sophie?

Mm -hmm. You look like a Karen.

Any more questions?

Yeah. Because I have to go.

You have to go. Yeah, I have a nail appointment.

Well, I need your address as well.

My address?

Yes. What? For what?

That's personal information. I gave you my name. Well, you're in my store. I'm

not wearing a mask. I'm not giving

you my address.

Okay, fine.

It's 2385 Blossom

Avenue.

I'm going to run a background check real quick, and I'll be right back.

Okay. Whatever.

I'll be here. Don't try anything silly.

There's a... Don't try anything. There's cameras all around here.

There's fucking cameras?

No.

All right. What'd you find?

So it seems your identity checks out, but my employees say that you were

suspicious possibly around the jewelry department.

Jewelry? Yeah.

No. I was just checking your store out.

Do you have a purse or wallet or anything?

No, no.

I just wanted to, you know, I mean, I will never come back here again, but...

What were you planning to do here if you had no wallet or anything? You had nice

things. So I didn't, I mean, I was just looking.

Yeah? Yeah, that's it. It's our policy to do a search.

A search?

For what?

For whatever you might be.

I don't have anything.

Let me go talk to your employees.

I represent my employees.

Have you got nothing to hide? No, I don't have anything to hide.

Let me check you out.

If everything's okay, we can send you on your way as quick as possible. I

already told you I have nothing.

You're already harassing me about the damn mask.

I mean, I gotta go. I have an appointment.

And I can't be late.

A Karen appointment?

Just can we... I have to go. I have to get my nails done.

How are you going to pay for your nails?

Well, my purse is in my car.

That's convenient.

Where your mask probably is?

Yeah. No, that's in the trash.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yep. Well, like I said, make this quick. Let me check you out. If everything's

okay, I'll send you on your way. It's either that or I get the cops in here

do it.

The cops?

No. Oh.

You don't need the cops.

Okay.

Stand up.

See, there's nothing there.

These jeans are too damn tight to fit anything there.

Excuse you.

Watch where your hands are going.

Yeah, I don't have a bra on, so there's nothing I'm hiding in my booze.

Okay, so, we're good?

Just a minute.

I mean, your hands weren't enough?

Go.

What do you got in here? Nothing.

It's my belt. See?

That's why it's going off.

It's not going off of your belt.

It's not? Yeah.

What do you mean?

That's what I hear.

Nothing.

That's my watch. It was hurting my wrist, so I...

I took it off my... It's mine. That's not your watch.

It's a mad watch.

Okay, it's for my husband. I bought it for our anniversary gift.

Where's the receipt?

It has our tag on it.

Well, then you need to fire your worker out there because she forgot to take the

tag off when she kicked me out. I'm calling the cops.

No, come on, please.

Please.

Okay, I'm sorry. How about that?

What else do you possibly have? Nothing.

I'm sorry.

Can you just accept my apology?

No, Karen, I can't.

Come on.

I really have to go.

Clearly I found something on you, so at this point I need to conduct a full

search.

So if you wouldn't mind removing your clothes.

Can we do this another time? Another time?

Yeah, I really have to go.

We all got things to do.

It's either I do it or I call the cops to come and do it. No, no, no, cops, no.

They're going to be a lot less friendly about it.

Yeah, no cops, please.

I already said I'm sorry.

Sorry doesn't cut it.

I don't like people stealing from my store.

I just, that's... We can make this quick or I

can call you. But why do I have to take my clothes off? I need to search

further.

Clearly lying about the watch.

It's either I do it or the cops.

No cops, no. No, no, no thank you.

Please.

I just don't, I mean, I don't know where you think I'm going to hide something

else. You'd be surprised at where I find things. Can you check all my pockets

now? Look. You'd be surprised where I find things.

Fine.

Yeah, don't you, what about a female can do the search?

I'm the only person here.

No, there are a lot of co -workers.

They're not licensed to do what I do.

They're cashiers. This is security.

This sounds really not fair.

It's not going to be fair when five cops are in here doing it.

This is just invasion of privacy. This is just so...

late for my nail appointment. Thank you very much.

I'll cut you still and you'll be even later if I press charges.

I have to take off everything?

Yes.

Pretend you're getting your mask out.

Yeah, I told you that mask is in the trash.

How about you could just use the wand again now that I have my pants

off? How's that sound? Is that a good deal? Is that fair?

Nope.

Go on, please.

There's cameras in here.

You're a total stranger.

This isn't a date.

This is me trying to find out what else you took out of my store and to keep you

from going to jail right now.

Okay, don't look.

Close your eyes.

Here, you want to check that?

I do.

See?

Absolutely nothing.

Okay, keep going.

I'm naked!

Keep going.

Okay.

Oh, you really think I can fit something in my...

Tiny, tiny panties.

I have no idea.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

This is such fucking bullshit.

Okay, yeah. I thought you need to use your wand.

Why are you using your hands?

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, I can really hide something in my pussy.

Can I see? I'm good? You know, I actually have to check there.

What, my pussy? Yes. Why?

It's too tight. I can't fit anything in there.

How am I to know that?

Because I'm telling you the truth.

It's either I do this or the cops.

For fuck's sake.

Come over here.

Come over.

Wait, but... There's nothing there.

I told you.

Okay, you don't have to stick your finger in there.

I do, they're fine.

No, you don't. You use your eyes, not your finger.

Hello, this is... This door is going to get to you. This is so inappropriate.

Okay. Okay, you done?

Seriously?

These cameras aren't recording, right?

Hello? Because you're going to get in trouble.

Okay. You didn't answer my question.

Or you can't hear because you have a mask on.

Okay, so I can go now. I can hear just fine.

Okay, so I can go now?

Right? Well, I did get you stealing.

Yeah, okay, and I said I'm sorry.

Yeah, sorry doesn't cut it in my store.

Oh, my God. You're on your fucking way. You do have a nice body, though. Oh,

well, thanks. I know. Thanks. I try hard to work out.

Okay, so I can go.

I'm just uncomfortable because I'm standing here butt naked in your store,

your office.

So I can... Well, you don't have any cash on you, so how do you think we

should...

Remedy this.

I don't know. You let me go. I don't take kindly to theft in my store, so...

can either call the cops or we can work on... On what?

Work out something else. Like what? What do you have in mind?

Well, like I said, you've got a very nice body.

Well, okay. Thank you.

Maybe, uh... Like I said, we can work something else out. Are you... Are you

kidding me?

No, I'm not.

No, no, that doesn't sound like a fair deal.

That was, I just... It's a pricey watch, too.

Uh -uh, it's a piece of shit.

Just kidding.

I'll tell your customers that.

It's a lease grant theft.

That's a felony.

You're not going to call the cops.

Imagine what's going to happen to your life.

You're going to have a record, no ability to get a job afterwards.

Your husband will probably get rid of you.

No, he will never get rid of me.

If you spend some years doing time.

Okay, no, no, no, no.

I'm way too often to go wear some orange jumpsuit in jail. So, all right,

what's your offer?

You can please me for a short amount of time and we can let this go.

Okay, but how do I know you're going to let it go?

I don't know.

You're a stranger.

You know I'm not going to let it slide otherwise.

Okay, you have a point there.

This is like, I can't believe this.

Okay, so I'll touch your cock.

How about that? I'll just touch it. Or you can show it to me.

How about you put your mouth on it?

Mouth? No, that's not going to happen. I'm not sucking your cock. I'm married.

You can suck corrections officers' cocks then.

No, thank you. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

We don't need to do that.

Okay,

I'll just lick the tip.

Is that sucking it? Is that putting my mouth on it?

I need a full commitment here.

Okay, maybe suck it a little. All right. Just for like five seconds.

Oh, come on. I'm trying to work with you. You're not... You're not... Okay.

Yeah, you're in no position to make demands.

Well, yeah, you're right, but... Are

you sure?

Uh -huh.

I did, I sucked it.

Look, I even woke him up.

So, we're good?

No, keep going.

Is this your incentive?

Uh -huh.

Oh, God.

I've never had to taste another guy's cock before.

Only my husband. He's going to fucking kill me.

I feel like I got all wet.

I feel like I'm bleeding.

You should pretend I'm your husband.

Oh, boy.

That's not fair.

Happy. I mean, I made him happy.

Can I go?

You'll know when you can go.

I'll let you know when you can go.

Okay, so there's nothing in my pussy right? Not yet

my name right? I gave you my name earlier. I don't know why you keep

Karen.

It's easier to remember.

Okay, start.

No, no, no, my pussy, please.

Oh, no. Oh,

God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. I told you I'm married.

Oh.

What the fuck?

You... You came in my pussy.

Oh, yeah, I did.

I'm not on birth control.

That's not my problem. You know I'm married.

Maybe you could put it up with a mask.

Fuck. You can get dressed.

Oh, now I can go. I'm already late for my nail appointment, thanks to you.

At least you're not going to jail.

How do I know I can trust you?