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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:43,509 --> 00:01:45,469 'Yes, folks, moderna designs... 2 00:01:45,595 --> 00:01:47,555 'Present the latest in kitchen luxury. 3 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,808 'The moderna wonder major all-automatic convenience centre-ette... 4 00:01:50,933 --> 00:01:55,229 'Gives you all the time in the world to do the things you really want to do. 5 00:01:55,354 --> 00:01:57,231 'An infrared freezer/oven complex... 6 00:01:57,356 --> 00:01:59,317 'That can make you a meal from packet to plate... 7 00:01:59,442 --> 00:02:01,527 'In 15 and a half seconds.' 8 00:02:01,652 --> 00:02:05,656 the morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds. 9 00:02:05,781 --> 00:02:07,074 Oh? 10 00:02:07,199 --> 00:02:11,162 Block of ice to beef bourguignon in eight seconds. 11 00:02:12,121 --> 00:02:13,706 Lucky things. 12 00:02:13,831 --> 00:02:17,335 Dad, did you know that the ancient Greek warriors... 13 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:20,338 Had to learn 44 different ways of unarmed combat? 14 00:02:20,463 --> 00:02:24,091 Well, at least we've got a two-speed hedge cutter. 15 00:02:25,635 --> 00:02:29,722 They were trained to kill people 26 different ways with their bare hands. 16 00:02:29,847 --> 00:02:33,434 Bedtime for you, Kevin. It's 9:00. 17 00:02:33,559 --> 00:02:35,603 And this king agamemnon, he once fought... 18 00:02:35,728 --> 00:02:37,980 Go on, dear. Your father said. 19 00:02:38,105 --> 00:02:40,983 - Oh, all right. - 'The man you all love, Kenny lange.' 20 00:02:41,108 --> 00:02:42,777 'well, that's today's top prize. 21 00:02:42,902 --> 00:02:46,030 'Let's meet today's star guest on your money or your life. 22 00:02:46,155 --> 00:02:49,533 'Bring them on, girls. My, don't they look gorgeous! 23 00:02:49,659 --> 00:02:53,079 'I'm sure they get lovelier every day.' 24 00:02:56,248 --> 00:02:58,834 turn that light off! 25 00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:00,753 It is off. 26 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:29,467 What the hell is going on up here? 27 00:04:29,592 --> 00:04:33,637 I told you to put that light out and get to bed. 28 00:04:33,763 --> 00:04:37,016 - But... - And no more noise! 29 00:04:47,735 --> 00:04:51,030 It came off just like that. The whole thermostat. 30 00:04:51,155 --> 00:04:54,116 That's the toaster, the spreader and the slicer all gone. 31 00:04:54,241 --> 00:04:56,577 - She's in a terrible state. - Should've bought German. 32 00:04:56,702 --> 00:05:00,414 - Mum? - It would've matched her rotissomat. 33 00:05:00,539 --> 00:05:04,376 - Mum, dad, can I... - You're going to bed in good time tonight. 34 00:05:04,502 --> 00:05:08,589 - I was thinking of going to bed now. - Now? Certainly not. 35 00:05:08,714 --> 00:05:12,468 - You must wait for your food to go down. - I haven't eaten any food. 36 00:05:12,510 --> 00:05:14,512 Well, you must eat your food. 37 00:05:14,637 --> 00:05:16,639 And then wait for it to go down. 38 00:05:19,099 --> 00:05:22,269 Oh, no! Not the carvery again. 39 00:05:26,607 --> 00:05:31,070 Oh, clear me, beryl. Now, all I want to know... 40 00:05:31,195 --> 00:05:34,198 Is what famous film star begins with "c"? 41 00:05:34,323 --> 00:05:36,325 Do you understand the question, my darling? 42 00:05:38,577 --> 00:05:42,456 Come on, beryl. Come on. Jumbo's gonna end up in the soufflé, beryl. 43 00:05:42,581 --> 00:05:46,544 You've got to answer it, beryl. Come on. Come on, beryl. 44 00:05:47,795 --> 00:05:51,048 - It's gone down now. - Come on, beryl. Come on. 45 00:05:51,173 --> 00:05:53,676 - What? - My supper. It's gone down. 46 00:05:53,801 --> 00:05:55,970 I can feel it. Can I go to bed now? 47 00:05:56,095 --> 00:05:58,347 Yeah, all right. Off you go. But no noise. 48 00:05:58,472 --> 00:06:00,516 - What? - No noise! 49 00:06:00,641 --> 00:06:02,518 All right. Okay. 50 00:06:02,643 --> 00:06:06,480 No, beryl. Capetown is not a film star. 51 00:06:19,493 --> 00:06:24,373 Oh dear. Oh, well. That's your money or your life. 52 00:07:11,545 --> 00:07:13,505 Well, it takes money. 53 00:07:13,631 --> 00:07:16,133 With a kitchen like that? 54 00:07:16,258 --> 00:07:18,552 Our kitchen's all right, isn't it? 55 00:07:18,677 --> 00:07:21,138 Our kitchen is light-years behind. 56 00:08:02,471 --> 00:08:05,391 - Where are we? - I don't know. 57 00:08:05,516 --> 00:08:09,103 - Well, look at the map. - It's not on the map. 58 00:08:09,228 --> 00:08:13,941 - Is he coming after us? - I think we gave him the slip. 59 00:08:16,318 --> 00:08:18,487 It's him! Run for it! 60 00:08:18,612 --> 00:08:21,407 - Which way? - This way. Careful. 61 00:08:32,584 --> 00:08:35,462 We can explain everything, sir. 62 00:08:35,587 --> 00:08:39,091 It's not as bad as it looks. 63 00:08:39,216 --> 00:08:41,468 We just borrowed the map. 64 00:08:41,593 --> 00:08:45,014 Sort of got rather happy about it, and, uh... 65 00:08:45,139 --> 00:08:47,349 Ran off in high spirits. 66 00:08:47,474 --> 00:08:49,393 Yeah, we did. 67 00:08:49,518 --> 00:08:51,186 Who are you? 68 00:08:52,396 --> 00:08:54,273 That's not him. 69 00:08:54,398 --> 00:08:56,442 It didn't sound like him, did it? 70 00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:59,278 It doesn't even look like him. 71 00:08:59,403 --> 00:09:02,114 - It isn't him. - Let's get him! 72 00:09:09,705 --> 00:09:13,542 Strutter, get his torch. Shine it right in the face. 73 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,586 His face, dummy! 74 00:09:15,711 --> 00:09:18,088 It's a kid! 75 00:09:18,213 --> 00:09:20,549 Og, fidgit, check the door. 76 00:09:24,595 --> 00:09:26,472 All clear. 77 00:09:26,597 --> 00:09:28,974 Strutter, the light. 78 00:09:29,099 --> 00:09:32,561 Just tell us how we get out of here, keep quiet and you won't get hurt. 79 00:09:32,686 --> 00:09:35,439 Wh-why don't you get out the way you came? 80 00:09:35,564 --> 00:09:38,150 Don't try and be smart with me, you little creep. 81 00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:39,526 Yeah. 82 00:09:39,651 --> 00:09:43,405 If you want to play it smart, I'll introduce you to vermin. 83 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:45,699 He eats anything, you know. 84 00:09:45,824 --> 00:09:49,036 I'm not trying to be smart. I'm just trying to help. 85 00:09:49,161 --> 00:09:52,039 - You know, don't you? - I don't know anything. 86 00:09:52,164 --> 00:09:54,124 You know, and you're not going to tell us. 87 00:09:54,249 --> 00:09:56,376 I'm getting angry, and vermin's getting hungry. 88 00:09:56,502 --> 00:09:57,544 I don't kno... ooh! 89 00:09:57,669 --> 00:10:00,380 - He's found it! - What? 90 00:10:00,506 --> 00:10:03,383 - The way out. - It's never done that before. 91 00:10:03,509 --> 00:10:06,178 Come on, you lot, push! 92 00:10:08,305 --> 00:10:12,017 Oh, no! Not like that! 93 00:10:12,142 --> 00:10:15,646 Wait for me to give the order, all right? 94 00:10:15,771 --> 00:10:18,565 Ready? One... 95 00:10:20,692 --> 00:10:24,571 Stop! Stop! You never start on one. 96 00:10:24,696 --> 00:10:28,158 Who ever heard of anybody starting anything on one? 97 00:10:28,283 --> 00:10:31,411 - What is it then, two or three? - Three. 98 00:10:31,537 --> 00:10:35,332 " - And push! 99 00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:39,128 - It's him! - He's found us! 100 00:10:42,131 --> 00:10:45,467 Help us! Please! Help us! 101 00:10:50,848 --> 00:10:54,560 - Come on! - Who is that? 102 00:10:56,603 --> 00:11:02,025 Return what you have stolen from me! 103 00:11:02,151 --> 00:11:07,281 Return! Return the map! 104 00:11:07,406 --> 00:11:11,577 It will bring you great danger! 105 00:11:11,702 --> 00:11:14,246 Stop! Now! 106 00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:42,524 - Where are we? - I'm stuck! 107 00:11:42,649 --> 00:11:44,151 Quick! The barn! 108 00:11:44,276 --> 00:11:47,154 Get under here. Hold him, strutter. 109 00:11:51,408 --> 00:11:53,577 Shut up! 110 00:11:55,412 --> 00:11:57,289 All clear. Wally? 111 00:11:57,414 --> 00:11:59,333 Yeah. 112 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,293 - Strutter? - Yeah. 113 00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:03,921 - Move it. Go. - Okay. 114 00:12:04,046 --> 00:12:07,132 - Fidgit? - Yeah. 115 00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:13,388 Where are we? What happened to my bedroom? 116 00:12:13,513 --> 00:12:15,432 Who was that man? 117 00:12:15,557 --> 00:12:18,477 That was no man. That was the supreme being. 118 00:12:18,602 --> 00:12:20,229 You mean god? 119 00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:22,606 We don't know him that well. We only work for him. 120 00:12:22,731 --> 00:12:26,109 Shut up! Now, are we all here? 121 00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:28,987 - What? - Og, are you here? 122 00:12:29,112 --> 00:12:32,241 - Yeah, he's here. - Vermin? 123 00:12:34,826 --> 00:12:37,037 Vermin, will you stop eating! 124 00:12:37,162 --> 00:12:40,624 It's too dangerous to stay here. He's probably still after us. 125 00:12:40,749 --> 00:12:43,418 So we better keep moving. Hey, where are you going? 126 00:12:43,543 --> 00:12:47,297 - Hey, where are you going? - Get him! He'll give us away. 127 00:12:56,431 --> 00:12:58,934 Help! Help! 128 00:13:27,129 --> 00:13:29,131 Farmers! 129 00:13:35,637 --> 00:13:38,640 Look what you've done, boy. 130 00:13:38,765 --> 00:13:43,228 Sorry. What town is that? 131 00:13:43,353 --> 00:13:47,274 Castiglione, or what Napoleon's left of it. 132 00:13:47,399 --> 00:13:51,069 - Napoleon? - Yes. It's his city now. 133 00:13:51,194 --> 00:13:53,447 Come on, boy. You come with us. 134 00:13:53,572 --> 00:13:55,032 No, thanks. 135 00:13:55,157 --> 00:13:57,451 Come with us if you know what's good for you. 136 00:13:58,785 --> 00:14:01,496 You're going the wrong way. 137 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,503 Napoleon? 138 00:14:08,628 --> 00:14:11,256 - Get down! - You nearly got us caught! 139 00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:14,176 You silly fool. You could've ruined everything. 140 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:17,512 - Do you know where we are? - Shut up. Of course I do. 141 00:14:17,637 --> 00:14:20,557 1796. Battle of castiglione. 142 00:14:20,682 --> 00:14:22,267 See? 143 00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:24,895 Are you sure we're not in somebody's bedroom? 144 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:27,939 Look, do you want to be leader of this gang? 145 00:14:28,065 --> 00:14:32,194 - We agreed no leader. - Right. So shut up and do as I say. 146 00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:35,197 Now, we've got to get into the city. 147 00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:38,742 We can't. The roads are too dangerous. 148 00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:42,329 I've got an idea. We can use the river. 149 00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:44,206 Come on! 150 00:14:57,803 --> 00:14:59,638 Aaaah! 151 00:15:14,653 --> 00:15:17,280 What are we going to do here? 152 00:15:17,406 --> 00:15:20,242 - A robbery. - Shhh. 153 00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:23,412 - A robbery? - Of course. 154 00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:26,498 We're international criminals. We do robberies. 155 00:15:26,623 --> 00:15:28,542 Shut up back there. 156 00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:54,526 Aim! Fire! 157 00:15:58,405 --> 00:16:01,491 Take aim! Fire! 158 00:16:25,348 --> 00:16:26,683 That's him. 159 00:16:26,808 --> 00:16:28,560 You're not gonna rob him? 160 00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:31,188 Yeah. Every single penny he's got. 161 00:16:31,313 --> 00:16:34,649 - But that's Napoleon. - And he's rich. 162 00:16:40,572 --> 00:16:43,366 Monsieur commander... 163 00:16:43,492 --> 00:16:47,120 I think that the mayor of castiglione and his council... 164 00:16:47,245 --> 00:16:49,706 Would like very much to surrender now, please. 165 00:16:49,831 --> 00:16:53,335 Look at that! Look at the little fellow! 166 00:16:55,545 --> 00:17:00,217 With the city, we have the whole area of western lombardy at our feet. 167 00:17:00,342 --> 00:17:02,427 Oh, go away! 168 00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:05,138 I never should've married you! 169 00:17:05,263 --> 00:17:07,599 Oh, stop it! 170 00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:11,061 Yes! Yes! 171 00:17:11,186 --> 00:17:15,440 Mon commander, they are very keen to surrender. 172 00:17:15,565 --> 00:17:17,484 They have been here eight hours. 173 00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:20,946 Don't stand so close to me, neguy! 174 00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:24,115 I've told you about that before. 175 00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,451 You on one side and him on the other... 176 00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:29,538 It's like being on the bottom of a bloody well! 177 00:17:29,663 --> 00:17:31,706 Just because you think I'm small. 178 00:17:31,831 --> 00:17:34,543 No, commander, you are not small at all. 179 00:17:34,668 --> 00:17:38,088 No, not by any means. Five-foot-one is not small. 180 00:17:38,213 --> 00:17:41,550 Yeah, five-foot-one and conqueror of Italy. 181 00:17:41,675 --> 00:17:44,469 - Not bad, huh? - Very, very good. 182 00:17:44,594 --> 00:17:47,472 (Puppets chattering, gunshob 183 00:17:47,597 --> 00:17:51,560 - oh! Oh! Oh! - What just happened? 184 00:17:51,685 --> 00:17:53,311 Where'd they... I just... 185 00:18:04,197 --> 00:18:06,199 Bravo! 186 00:18:09,286 --> 00:18:12,622 More! I want more! 187 00:18:12,747 --> 00:18:16,543 - I... thank you. Thank you very much. - Encore! 188 00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:22,424 I wonder if you would like to see some of our other items. 189 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,512 We have zuzu and Benny. 190 00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:29,556 I 191 00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:31,808 fun on a unicycle. 192 00:18:34,311 --> 00:18:36,521 No? 193 00:18:36,646 --> 00:18:40,692 How about the great rumbozo? 194 00:18:40,817 --> 00:18:45,614 He sing and lift heavy things. 195 00:18:47,407 --> 00:18:51,536 No. How about, uh... 196 00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:53,413 Come on. 197 00:18:53,538 --> 00:18:56,124 This I think you'll like. 198 00:18:56,249 --> 00:18:58,209 It's very funny. 199 00:18:58,335 --> 00:19:01,379 The three idiots... 200 00:19:01,504 --> 00:19:03,632 Uh, from Latvia. 201 00:19:03,757 --> 00:19:09,471 It's a very funny act. They swallow brushes. 202 00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:12,223 No, no! They're all freaks! 203 00:19:12,349 --> 00:19:14,517 Not one of them under five-foot-six. 204 00:19:14,643 --> 00:19:16,561 What kind of theatre are you running, huh? 205 00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:18,563 I'm sorry, sir, but... 206 00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:21,107 No, no. More of the funny show, 207 00:19:21,232 --> 00:19:24,569 the little puppets hitting each other. 208 00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:28,990 That's what I like! Little things hitting each other! 209 00:19:47,217 --> 00:19:49,386 Come on. 210 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,600 Psst. 211 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,604 - Huh? - Play something like this. 212 00:19:59,729 --> 00:20:02,190 Tsk. Hmm. 213 00:20:07,195 --> 00:20:11,282 I like the wallpaper sticks to the wall 214 00:20:11,408 --> 00:20:14,536 I like the seashore sticks to the sea 215 00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:17,414 I like you never get rid of your shadow 216 00:20:17,539 --> 00:20:21,710 I boy, you didn't get rid of me 217 00:20:21,835 --> 00:20:23,712 ime 218 00:20:23,837 --> 00:20:28,675 I and my shadow 219 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:33,263 I strolling down the Avenue 220 00:20:33,388 --> 00:20:36,391 I Avenue, Avenue, Avenue 221 00:20:36,516 --> 00:20:38,560 ime 222 00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:42,605 I and my shadow 223 00:20:42,731 --> 00:20:46,609 - I not a soul to tell our troubles to - please let go! 224 00:20:46,735 --> 00:20:49,696 I we stick together like glue 225 00:20:49,821 --> 00:20:53,575 I and when it's 12:00 226 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:57,287 I we climb the stairs 227 00:20:57,412 --> 00:21:00,582 I we never, never knock 228 00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:03,418 I 'cause nobody's there... 229 00:21:07,797 --> 00:21:12,135 I me and my shadow 230 00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:19,559 I feeling blue I 231 00:21:27,692 --> 00:21:30,612 well, what do you think? 232 00:21:49,255 --> 00:21:51,716 Marvellous show. 233 00:21:56,596 --> 00:22:02,268 Young man, you stick with these boys, you have a great future. 234 00:22:06,272 --> 00:22:10,276 You know, you are the best thing... 235 00:22:10,401 --> 00:22:13,613 To happen to me since this whole campaign. 236 00:22:15,198 --> 00:22:17,575 You know, I come to conquer Italy... 237 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:20,286 Because I thought they were all small, you know? 238 00:22:20,411 --> 00:22:22,413 I heard they was really tiny guys. 239 00:22:22,539 --> 00:22:25,083 Sir, I really think there are more important things... 240 00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:27,126 Shut up! 241 00:22:27,252 --> 00:22:30,547 Don't you dare to tell me my business. 242 00:22:32,674 --> 00:22:37,262 You are dismissed, you hear? You, lucien, the rest of you. 243 00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:39,222 Great streaks of misery. 244 00:22:39,347 --> 00:22:41,432 - But sir... - No! 245 00:22:44,727 --> 00:22:49,315 I'm going to have some new generals for a bit. 246 00:22:51,317 --> 00:22:54,487 Alexander the great... 247 00:22:54,612 --> 00:22:58,241 Five feet exactly. 248 00:22:58,366 --> 00:23:01,160 Isn't that incredible? 249 00:23:01,286 --> 00:23:07,166 Alexander the great, whose empire stretched from India to Hungary... 250 00:23:07,292 --> 00:23:11,296 One inch shorter than me. 251 00:23:18,219 --> 00:23:20,179 Oliver cromwell... 252 00:23:21,431 --> 00:23:25,268 The only man with any guts in British history... 253 00:23:29,230 --> 00:23:31,441 Not a big man at all. 254 00:23:38,781 --> 00:23:42,493 Louis iv, 5' 2 1/2". 255 00:23:44,704 --> 00:23:47,874 Charlemagne... 256 00:23:47,999 --> 00:23:50,919 A dumpy little five-footer. 257 00:23:51,044 --> 00:23:54,756 Squat little chap. 258 00:24:02,347 --> 00:24:05,475 Attila the hun, 5' 1 1/2". 259 00:24:09,646 --> 00:24:15,318 Cyrano de bergerac, 5' 3 h2“. 260 00:24:16,653 --> 00:24:21,658 Tamburlaine the great, four-foot-nine... 261 00:24:24,827 --> 00:24:27,664 And three quarters. 262 00:24:37,924 --> 00:24:40,385 Wasn't he interesting? 263 00:24:40,510 --> 00:24:43,221 Strutter, wake up. Wake up. 264 00:24:43,346 --> 00:24:45,556 According to this map, there's a time hole outside. 265 00:24:45,682 --> 00:24:47,350 - See if you can find it. - Right. 266 00:24:47,475 --> 00:24:50,186 The rest of you, the hole disappears at 12:00, right? 267 00:24:50,269 --> 00:24:52,271 So let's get moving. 268 00:24:52,355 --> 00:24:54,732 Vermin, fidgit, the tapestry. 269 00:24:54,857 --> 00:24:57,527 Hey, that's 16th century! It's nice, isn't it? 270 00:24:57,652 --> 00:24:59,529 Get it! 271 00:25:00,863 --> 00:25:02,824 Okay. 272 00:25:08,788 --> 00:25:11,082 We're rich! We're rich! 273 00:25:11,207 --> 00:25:13,751 Ten-hut! 274 00:25:56,627 --> 00:25:59,464 - Come on. We've got 30 seconds left. - You found the time hole? 275 00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:01,591 - Yes. - Let's go. 276 00:26:07,638 --> 00:26:10,725 Come on, Kevin. 277 00:26:23,237 --> 00:26:25,740 Ten-hut! 278 00:26:25,865 --> 00:26:27,784 About turn! 279 00:26:54,435 --> 00:26:57,438 - Stopl " go! ' 280 00:26:58,439 --> 00:27:01,692 thieves! After them! 281 00:27:01,818 --> 00:27:04,737 Follow them! 282 00:27:30,555 --> 00:27:33,391 Oh, sir Vincent, you came for me! 283 00:27:33,516 --> 00:27:36,561 Oh, good mistress pansy, i could not have ridden faster. 284 00:27:36,686 --> 00:27:39,480 Four horses have I exhausted this day from Nottingham. 285 00:27:39,605 --> 00:27:44,193 Oh, the way you leapt to my chamber, so full of... manliness. 286 00:27:44,318 --> 00:27:47,029 I could scarce restrain the rushing of my feet. 287 00:27:47,155 --> 00:27:50,741 These 12 long years have been like chains that bound me. 288 00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:53,494 Oh. And the personal problem? 289 00:27:54,662 --> 00:27:57,331 - Much, much better. - Ohhh. 290 00:27:57,456 --> 00:28:01,627 And now we will ride full tilt to Dover, and there embark for France. 291 00:28:01,752 --> 00:28:04,338 Oh, you don't have to wear the special... 292 00:28:04,463 --> 00:28:07,383 No, no, I don't have to wear the special... anymore. 293 00:28:07,508 --> 00:28:10,636 Oh, pansy. No more worries now, pansy. 294 00:28:10,761 --> 00:28:12,889 - Oh. - Oh. 295 00:28:13,014 --> 00:28:15,474 No. No. 296 00:28:30,323 --> 00:28:33,159 Hey! 297 00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:42,585 - Quick! Quick! - We did it! 298 00:28:42,710 --> 00:28:45,213 - Your problem, Vincent. - Forget the problem. Get me the money. 299 00:28:45,338 --> 00:28:50,134 We did it! We did it! 300 00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:53,763 I told you. You stick with me, and you won't go far wrong. 301 00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:57,099 Sometimes I almost believe you, Randall. 302 00:28:57,225 --> 00:28:59,685 - Hey, where are we? - Where are we? 303 00:28:59,810 --> 00:29:02,730 Why, it's obvious. We're, um... 304 00:29:02,855 --> 00:29:04,690 Vincent, don't worry about a thing. 305 00:29:04,815 --> 00:29:07,026 I'm not worrying. 306 00:29:07,151 --> 00:29:10,154 - Exactly... - In the middle ages. 307 00:29:12,657 --> 00:29:15,493 Hmm... in the middle ages. 308 00:29:15,618 --> 00:29:19,789 Five hundred years before the man we just robbed was even born. 309 00:29:19,914 --> 00:29:22,792 - Fantastic! - Try that one in a court of law. 310 00:29:22,917 --> 00:29:25,211 Vermin, that is not meant to be eaten. 311 00:29:25,336 --> 00:29:27,630 You never know until you've eaten it. 312 00:29:27,755 --> 00:29:30,174 Is it always like this when you've done a raid? 313 00:29:30,299 --> 00:29:32,635 I don't know. We've never done one before. 314 00:29:37,431 --> 00:29:40,184 But I thought you were international criminals. 315 00:29:40,309 --> 00:29:42,353 Going to be. Going to be. 316 00:29:42,478 --> 00:29:44,855 Yeah, going to be. Aren't we? Going to be? 317 00:29:44,981 --> 00:29:47,400 Especially now that we've got you, Kevin. 318 00:29:47,525 --> 00:29:51,237 Hang on. He's just a kid. He's not one of us. 319 00:29:51,362 --> 00:29:53,281 He knows an awful lot. 320 00:29:53,406 --> 00:29:56,409 Yeah, and he's bigger than any of us. 321 00:29:56,534 --> 00:29:59,787 - Do you really want to join us? - Can we really go anywhere? 322 00:29:59,912 --> 00:30:02,373 You name it. If it's down here. 323 00:30:07,295 --> 00:30:10,339 I don't understand. What's so special about that map? 324 00:30:10,464 --> 00:30:13,134 This map used to belong to the supreme being. 325 00:30:13,259 --> 00:30:16,637 - You stole it? - No. Well, sort of. 326 00:30:16,762 --> 00:30:19,765 He used to be our employer. He made all the big stuff, 327 00:30:19,890 --> 00:30:22,518 like good and evil, men and women, night and day. 328 00:30:22,643 --> 00:30:25,646 And when he did trees and shrubs, we helped make all this. 329 00:30:25,771 --> 00:30:27,606 Whew, that's not bad. 330 00:30:27,732 --> 00:30:31,485 Yeah, and did we get a thimbleful of credit for it? 331 00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:35,906 No, all we got was the sack, just for creating the pink bunkadoo. 332 00:30:36,032 --> 00:30:39,201 - Pink bunkadoo? - Yeah. Beautiful tree that was. 333 00:30:39,327 --> 00:30:42,204 Og designed it, didn't you? Yeah. 334 00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:46,584 Six-hundred feet high, bright red and smelled terrible. 335 00:30:46,709 --> 00:30:51,589 As a disciplinary measure, we were sent down to the repairs department. 336 00:30:51,714 --> 00:30:54,550 What? 337 00:30:54,675 --> 00:30:59,263 You see, to be quite frank, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. 338 00:30:59,388 --> 00:31:03,267 It was a bit of a botched job. We only had seven days to make it. 339 00:31:03,392 --> 00:31:07,438 And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. 340 00:31:07,563 --> 00:31:11,400 Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinkin' rich? 341 00:31:11,525 --> 00:31:13,652 Yeah, stinkin' rich! 342 00:31:13,778 --> 00:31:17,573 Lads, here's to stinkin' rich! 343 00:31:17,698 --> 00:31:20,451 Stinkin' rich. Stinkin' rich. 344 00:31:20,576 --> 00:31:23,412 - And to Kevin! - Yeah, Kevin! 345 00:31:23,537 --> 00:31:27,333 - Here's to Kevin! - Stinkin' Kevin! 346 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:29,377 Hey, hold it there. 347 00:31:29,502 --> 00:31:32,338 Smile. 348 00:31:32,463 --> 00:31:35,591 - Hey, the map. - Yeah, the map. Don't forget the map. 349 00:31:35,716 --> 00:31:39,261 Hey, come on! Smile! 350 00:31:41,847 --> 00:31:44,767 Help! Robbers! 351 00:31:44,892 --> 00:31:47,770 - Hey, that's us! - Someone's in trouble. Come on! 352 00:31:47,895 --> 00:31:50,272 Grab the loot. 353 00:31:54,735 --> 00:31:58,489 It's a bit tight. 354 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:05,204 - Now, those are our sort of people. - Yeah! 355 00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:12,211 Vincent! Oh! Oh, dear! 356 00:32:12,336 --> 00:32:14,547 - Help! - Come on. 357 00:32:14,672 --> 00:32:17,049 Oh, Vincent, someone's coming. 358 00:32:17,174 --> 00:32:19,510 Help! Help I say! 359 00:32:19,635 --> 00:32:22,430 Oh, at last. Oh, I say! 360 00:32:22,555 --> 00:32:26,392 I say, my fiancé and I would appreciate a bit of assistance. 361 00:32:26,517 --> 00:32:29,562 - Oh, no! The problem, pansy! - Oh! Oh! 362 00:32:29,687 --> 00:32:32,440 - It's started again! Oh! Oh! - Oh, don't worry, darling. 363 00:32:32,565 --> 00:32:34,483 - I say! - I must have fruit! 364 00:32:41,699 --> 00:32:44,285 - Where are we? - We've lost them. 365 00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:46,787 Come on. Don't be so wet. 366 00:32:54,753 --> 00:32:57,756 Hey! 367 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,428 What do we do now, Randall? 368 00:33:04,221 --> 00:33:09,059 Just leave this to me, Wally. We've just got to treat them right. 369 00:33:09,185 --> 00:33:12,229 What do you want, you tatty-faced old scumbag? 370 00:33:12,354 --> 00:33:15,191 - What's your business, gob face? - We're robbers! 371 00:33:15,316 --> 00:33:17,193 - Villainous robbers? - The worst. 372 00:33:17,318 --> 00:33:19,236 - Stop at nothing? - Nothing at all. 373 00:33:19,361 --> 00:33:22,072 - Steal a cup outta a beggar's hands? - Rather. 374 00:33:22,198 --> 00:33:25,284 - The teeth from blind old ladies? - Of course. 375 00:33:25,409 --> 00:33:28,537 - Toys from children? - Whenever we can. 376 00:33:36,629 --> 00:33:39,673 Right. Let 'em down! 377 00:33:39,798 --> 00:33:42,426 They always crack in the end. 378 00:33:45,804 --> 00:33:47,890 Wow. 379 00:33:48,015 --> 00:33:51,852 Listen, I've got a few ideas for, uh, a linkup... 380 00:33:51,977 --> 00:33:55,231 Between your gang and our gang, 381 00:33:55,356 --> 00:33:57,441 but I only want to talk to the boss. 382 00:33:57,566 --> 00:33:59,360 The boss? 383 00:33:59,485 --> 00:34:01,862 - The boss? - That's right. 384 00:34:04,198 --> 00:34:06,534 They serious? 385 00:34:07,576 --> 00:34:09,453 Ohhh. 386 00:34:17,336 --> 00:34:19,421 All right! Do it! 387 00:34:19,547 --> 00:34:22,758 Anyone else wanna go? 388 00:34:24,468 --> 00:34:26,303 Come on, you weasels. 389 00:34:26,428 --> 00:34:28,806 What's this? 390 00:34:28,931 --> 00:34:32,560 Lose yourself, leprechaun. 391 00:34:35,354 --> 00:34:37,356 Move yourself, lad. 392 00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:59,712 - That's disgusting! - Wait here! I'll get him! 393 00:35:11,473 --> 00:35:13,475 Hello. L-l'm hood. 394 00:35:13,601 --> 00:35:15,477 - It's Robin hood. - Yeah. 395 00:35:16,687 --> 00:35:20,691 Say good morning, you scum. 396 00:35:20,816 --> 00:35:22,776 Good morning, scum. 397 00:35:22,901 --> 00:35:26,488 - Good morning. You're all robbers, then? - The best, Mr. hood. 398 00:35:26,530 --> 00:35:29,950 Jolly good. And you're a robber, are you? 399 00:35:31,035 --> 00:35:33,495 Jolly good. 400 00:35:33,579 --> 00:35:35,706 And do you enjoy robbing, then? 401 00:35:35,831 --> 00:35:38,292 Well, it helps pay the rent, sir. 402 00:35:42,588 --> 00:35:45,382 Jolly good. 403 00:35:45,507 --> 00:35:48,510 And you're a robber too? How long have you been a robber? 404 00:35:48,636 --> 00:35:51,221 - Four-foot-one. - Good lord! 405 00:35:51,347 --> 00:35:53,349 - Jolly good. Four-foot-one? - Yes. 406 00:35:53,474 --> 00:35:57,269 Well, th-th-th-that is a long time, isn't it? 407 00:35:57,394 --> 00:36:01,190 Well now, I hear you've made a pretty good haul. 408 00:36:01,315 --> 00:36:03,317 Well, see for yourself, sir. 409 00:36:04,610 --> 00:36:08,030 Gosh! I say! 410 00:36:08,155 --> 00:36:11,450 Crikey! I mean, I've been in robbing for years, 411 00:36:11,575 --> 00:36:14,787 but I've never seen anything like this. 412 00:36:14,912 --> 00:36:18,248 Crumbs! And you acquired all of this by yourselves? 413 00:36:18,374 --> 00:36:20,334 Well, it was a good day, Mr. hood. 414 00:36:20,459 --> 00:36:22,670 - Jolly good day! - It's nice, isn't it? 415 00:36:22,795 --> 00:36:25,589 Rather! Well, I mean, what can I say? Thank you. 416 00:36:25,714 --> 00:36:28,676 Thank you all very, very much indeed. 417 00:36:28,801 --> 00:36:31,345 Oh, don't ment... what? 418 00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:33,639 Well, I mean, it's frightfully kind of you. 419 00:36:33,764 --> 00:36:36,600 The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. 420 00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:39,144 - Have you met them? - Who? The poor? 421 00:36:39,269 --> 00:36:42,189 Oh, you must meet them. I just know you'll like them. 422 00:36:42,314 --> 00:36:44,692 Of course, they haven't got two pennies to rub together. 423 00:36:44,817 --> 00:36:49,279 But that's because they're poor. 424 00:36:54,827 --> 00:36:59,081 Uh, Marion, would you be so kind as to ask the poor to come in, please? 425 00:36:59,206 --> 00:37:01,417 - No problem. - Thank you so much. 426 00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:04,545 - Right. Come on, you lot. - Let's just see what we've got. 427 00:37:04,670 --> 00:37:07,673 This is going to be so much help in our work. 428 00:37:07,798 --> 00:37:11,260 No, you don't understand. All this stuff is ours. We stole it. 429 00:37:11,385 --> 00:37:15,472 Oh, yes, I know, and believe you me the poor are going to be not just thrilled, 430 00:37:15,597 --> 00:37:18,434 but also considerably less poor, aren't they, redgrave? 431 00:37:18,559 --> 00:37:22,479 You see? What did he say? 432 00:37:22,604 --> 00:37:25,566 - He said, "yeah, what with Christmas coming up and all." - Ah, jolly good. 433 00:37:25,607 --> 00:37:30,612 Yes, well, there we are. Congratulations. Well clone. 434 00:37:33,490 --> 00:37:36,493 There we are. Well clone. Congratulations. 435 00:37:40,372 --> 00:37:43,584 Ls that... ls that absolutely necessary? 436 00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:46,170 What did he say? 437 00:37:46,295 --> 00:37:49,548 - He says, yeah, he's afraid it is. - Ah, fine. Fine. 438 00:37:49,673 --> 00:37:51,675 There we are, madam. Congratulations. 439 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,761 - Congratulations. Jolly good. - Thank you. 440 00:37:57,765 --> 00:38:01,435 Incidentally, would any of you like to stay on and help us with our work? 441 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,687 There's still so much wealth to redistribute. 442 00:38:03,812 --> 00:38:05,522 Oh, I'd like to stay. 443 00:38:05,647 --> 00:38:08,317 Jolly good. What's your name? 444 00:38:08,442 --> 00:38:12,362 - Uh, ke... - Ke... what a jolly nice name. 445 00:38:12,488 --> 00:38:15,032 - Let me go. - Well, never mind. 446 00:38:15,157 --> 00:38:18,660 Cheerio. Thank you very much. 447 00:38:18,786 --> 00:38:21,663 Thank you very much. 448 00:38:21,789 --> 00:38:24,917 Thank you very, very, very, very much. 449 00:38:27,503 --> 00:38:29,797 Awful people. 450 00:38:31,507 --> 00:38:34,843 - This can't wait! - I'll never get a chance to meet Robin hood again. 451 00:38:34,927 --> 00:38:37,638 - Any chance of a rescue? - Stop moaning! 452 00:38:37,763 --> 00:38:40,682 He's obviously a dangerous man. Unbalanced, if you ask me. 453 00:38:40,808 --> 00:38:43,435 Giving away what isn't even his! 454 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,896 That's what Robin hood always did. Even I know that. 455 00:38:46,021 --> 00:38:49,691 - Oh, of course. You know it all. - He was one of my heroes. 456 00:38:49,817 --> 00:38:53,570 Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work? 457 00:38:53,695 --> 00:38:56,615 - Leave him alone, Randall! - Well, it makes me sick. 458 00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:59,076 Anyone who's always right makes me sick. 459 00:38:59,201 --> 00:39:02,454 - That's why you get on with yourself! - Watch it! 460 00:39:02,579 --> 00:39:03,872 Big mouth! 461 00:39:03,997 --> 00:39:05,958 Horseflesh wouldn't have got us into this. 462 00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:09,419 - Horseflesh is dead. - Then give me the map. I'm taking over! 463 00:39:09,461 --> 00:39:12,464 Get off me! Get... 464 00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:28,105 So... these are the sort of people... 465 00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:30,816 The supreme being allows to steal his map? 466 00:39:32,234 --> 00:39:35,696 Look at them. Stunted little proles. 467 00:39:35,821 --> 00:39:38,782 I wouldn't even trust them to wipe their own noses. 468 00:39:38,907 --> 00:39:44,246 Oh, no, sir. It's much too difficult for them. 469 00:39:44,371 --> 00:39:47,416 What sort of supreme being created such riffraff? 470 00:39:47,541 --> 00:39:50,669 Is it not the workings of a complete incompetent? 471 00:39:50,794 --> 00:39:53,964 But he created you, evil one. 472 00:39:56,466 --> 00:39:58,468 What did you say? 473 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:04,433 Well, he created you, so he can't be totally... 474 00:40:08,562 --> 00:40:10,898 Never talk to me like that again! 475 00:40:13,483 --> 00:40:17,571 No one created me! I am evil! 476 00:40:17,696 --> 00:40:21,199 Evil existed long before good. 477 00:40:21,325 --> 00:40:25,370 I made myself. I cannot be unmade. 478 00:40:25,495 --> 00:40:28,749 I am all-powerful! 479 00:40:28,874 --> 00:40:31,376 Yeah. 480 00:40:34,463 --> 00:40:38,383 But why, if that's the case, 481 00:40:38,508 --> 00:40:41,845 are you unable to escape from this fortress? 482 00:40:50,479 --> 00:40:52,689 That's a good question. 483 00:40:52,814 --> 00:40:55,692 Why have I let the supreme being keep me here... 484 00:40:55,817 --> 00:40:58,695 In the fortress of ultimate darkness? 485 00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:01,740 - Because you... - Oh, shut up. I'm speaking rhetorically. 486 00:41:01,823 --> 00:41:04,326 - Of course. - I let him keep me here... 487 00:41:04,451 --> 00:41:06,870 In order to lull him into a false sense of security. 488 00:41:06,995 --> 00:41:09,665 Ah, clever, clever. 489 00:41:09,790 --> 00:41:13,377 When I have the map, i will be free... 490 00:41:13,502 --> 00:41:16,797 And the world will be different because I have understanding. 491 00:41:16,922 --> 00:41:20,926 - Uh, understanding of what, master? - Of digital watches. 492 00:41:21,051 --> 00:41:25,055 Soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. 493 00:41:25,347 --> 00:41:28,684 And when I have understanding of them, i shall have understanding of computers. 494 00:41:28,725 --> 00:41:33,313 And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the supreme being. 495 00:41:33,438 --> 00:41:36,191 God isn't interested in technology. 496 00:41:36,316 --> 00:41:40,529 He knows nothing of the potential of the micro-chip or the silicon revolution. 497 00:41:40,654 --> 00:41:44,282 Look how he spends his time. Forty-three species of parrots! 498 00:41:44,408 --> 00:41:47,244 - Nipples for men! - Slugs. 499 00:41:47,369 --> 00:41:50,664 Slugs! He created slugs. 500 00:41:50,789 --> 00:41:54,543 They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. 501 00:41:54,668 --> 00:41:57,713 Are we not in the hands of a lunatic? 502 00:41:57,838 --> 00:41:59,881 Sir... look! 503 00:42:00,007 --> 00:42:04,261 If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. 504 00:42:04,386 --> 00:42:07,806 I would have started with lasers, 8:00 day one. 505 00:42:07,931 --> 00:42:10,350 Sorry. 506 00:42:10,475 --> 00:42:15,564 I just can't wait for a new tech... Techno... technological dawn. 507 00:42:15,689 --> 00:42:18,275 Sir... look! 508 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,693 What is it, Benson? 509 00:42:19,818 --> 00:42:23,655 The map, sir. The map! They've brought it with them! 510 00:42:23,780 --> 00:42:28,660 - What? - I saw the map, master, just now. 511 00:42:28,785 --> 00:42:32,539 - Are you sure? - I'm sure, master. 512 00:42:32,664 --> 00:42:37,461 Down there! The little one has it. 513 00:42:37,586 --> 00:42:39,504 The little one? 514 00:42:39,629 --> 00:42:44,134 This is our chance. This is what we've been waiting for! 515 00:42:44,259 --> 00:42:47,512 - It will set us free. - Shut up! 516 00:42:47,637 --> 00:42:52,392 If you're wrong, Benson, my revenge will be slow and unpleasant. 517 00:42:52,517 --> 00:42:56,772 I will turn you inside out over a very long period of time. 518 00:42:56,897 --> 00:43:00,358 Oh, thank you, master. Thank you. 519 00:43:00,484 --> 00:43:04,571 Now we must bait the hook, see if they bite... 520 00:43:04,696 --> 00:43:06,990 And pull them in. 521 00:43:08,575 --> 00:43:13,205 Stand by for mind control. 522 00:43:14,456 --> 00:43:16,333 What about Babylon? 523 00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:19,586 - Who? - It's a city of legendary wealth. 524 00:43:19,711 --> 00:43:21,421 Ahh. 525 00:43:21,546 --> 00:43:24,424 I've got a better idea. 526 00:43:24,549 --> 00:43:26,259 Who said that? 527 00:43:26,384 --> 00:43:30,305 I've got an idea forming in my head. 528 00:43:30,430 --> 00:43:33,225 You haven't had an idea for thousands of years. 529 00:43:33,350 --> 00:43:38,772 There is a place where we could find the greatest thing man could want, 530 00:43:38,897 --> 00:43:43,735 the goal of everybody's hopes and dreams. 531 00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:47,489 What the hell are you talking about? 532 00:43:47,614 --> 00:43:51,827 The most fabulous object in the world. 533 00:43:51,952 --> 00:43:54,704 - That sounds like a good idea. - Yeah. 534 00:43:54,830 --> 00:43:57,624 They're hooked, the greedy little fish. 535 00:43:57,749 --> 00:43:59,793 Why do you always have to go after money? 536 00:43:59,918 --> 00:44:01,211 Who's this? 537 00:44:01,336 --> 00:44:03,839 I don't know, master. I haven't seen him before. 538 00:44:03,964 --> 00:44:06,341 He's stronger than the rest. Who is he? 539 00:44:06,466 --> 00:44:09,219 - I don't know. - I'm losing them. 540 00:44:09,344 --> 00:44:12,472 Something's going on down there. We've lost them! 541 00:44:12,597 --> 00:44:14,516 Randall, look, over there! 542 00:44:14,641 --> 00:44:17,519 - We'd better move! - Don't rush me. 543 00:44:17,644 --> 00:44:19,479 The forest! It's on fire! 544 00:44:19,604 --> 00:44:22,524 It's raining, pudding head! 545 00:44:22,649 --> 00:44:25,110 - Oh, no! - What is it? 546 00:44:25,235 --> 00:44:26,736 - It's him! - It's him! 547 00:44:26,862 --> 00:44:29,698 Return the map. 548 00:44:29,823 --> 00:44:31,908 - Make for the hole! - Where is it? 549 00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:34,494 It's over there. Quick! Come on! 550 00:44:34,619 --> 00:44:37,622 - Stop! Return! - Hurry up! 551 00:44:37,747 --> 00:44:42,252 Return what you have stolen from me. 552 00:44:42,377 --> 00:44:44,713 Return the map! 553 00:44:44,838 --> 00:44:48,300 There are two holes, Randall. Which one? Which one? 554 00:44:48,425 --> 00:44:50,886 Go, Kevin! Just get away! 555 00:44:51,011 --> 00:44:55,807 Go! Not that one! 556 00:46:46,876 --> 00:46:49,170 Where did you come from? Huh? 557 00:46:49,296 --> 00:46:51,423 I'm not quite sure. 558 00:46:51,548 --> 00:46:53,758 Who sent you? The gods? 559 00:46:54,884 --> 00:46:57,929 Was it Zeus? Apollo? 560 00:46:58,054 --> 00:46:59,973 Athena? 561 00:47:12,485 --> 00:47:16,448 Well, you're certainly a chatty little fellow, aren't you? 562 00:47:16,573 --> 00:47:19,909 I don't believe it! 563 00:47:20,035 --> 00:47:22,537 You don't believe what? 564 00:47:22,662 --> 00:47:25,832 I don't believe the way you killed him. 565 00:47:25,957 --> 00:47:30,503 Yes. But it has to be done sometimes. 566 00:47:30,628 --> 00:47:33,465 No. I mean it was such a good shot. 567 00:47:33,590 --> 00:47:36,301 I bet you've killed lots of people. 568 00:47:38,928 --> 00:47:41,431 Well, the gods must have given you a name. 569 00:47:41,556 --> 00:47:43,892 Oh, yeah. Kevin. 570 00:47:44,017 --> 00:47:46,394 Kevin? 571 00:47:46,519 --> 00:47:49,773 Well, Kevin, here, it's yours. 572 00:47:49,898 --> 00:47:52,776 - What? - You don't want it? 573 00:47:52,901 --> 00:47:55,653 Oh, yes, please. You mean I can really have it? 574 00:47:55,779 --> 00:47:58,740 Well, on condition that you carry it back to the city for me. 575 00:47:58,865 --> 00:48:02,369 Oh, great. But no, i can't really. 576 00:48:02,494 --> 00:48:05,455 I must wait. You see, I'm with friends. 577 00:48:07,123 --> 00:48:10,752 You see, if I lose them, i may never be able to get back. 578 00:48:10,877 --> 00:48:13,671 Get back? To where? 579 00:48:13,797 --> 00:48:16,508 I'm not really sure. 580 00:48:18,802 --> 00:48:21,930 Here, you better take this. You'll need it. It's water. 581 00:48:22,055 --> 00:48:25,600 There's enough there for your friends, too, if they ever turn up. 582 00:48:28,812 --> 00:48:31,606 Oh, and by the way, thank you. 583 00:48:38,613 --> 00:48:41,574 No. Please. I'd like to come, really. 584 00:48:41,699 --> 00:48:44,077 No, no, please. I'd like to come. 585 00:48:48,498 --> 00:48:50,583 Better? No. 586 00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:53,086 I 587 00:50:16,461 --> 00:50:19,797 you saved my life. Remember? 588 00:50:21,466 --> 00:50:24,177 The enemy of the people is dead! 589 00:50:29,849 --> 00:50:32,894 Hail king agamemnon! 590 00:50:45,949 --> 00:50:49,619 There's a man being cut in half here. 591 00:50:49,744 --> 00:50:53,414 It must have been a brilliant battle. Choc)! Choc)! 592 00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:57,877 All three are to receive summary executions today. 593 00:50:58,002 --> 00:51:01,422 If the queen wishes to see me, I'll be in the courts all afternoon. 594 00:51:06,678 --> 00:51:10,473 Remind the queen that i still rule this city. 595 00:51:10,598 --> 00:51:14,352 I wish I'd been in the trojan wars. 596 00:51:14,477 --> 00:51:16,896 Will you teach me how to sword fight? 597 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:23,570 Come here. I'll teach you something much more useful. 598 00:51:37,709 --> 00:51:40,378 - Where is it? - There. 599 00:51:46,050 --> 00:51:48,094 That one. 600 00:51:50,471 --> 00:51:53,850 Kings aren't supposed to do things like that. 601 00:52:23,421 --> 00:52:27,508 You know, I never, ever want to go back. 602 00:52:29,010 --> 00:52:31,804 Don't you want to see all your friends again? 603 00:52:31,929 --> 00:52:33,806 No, thanks. 604 00:52:33,931 --> 00:52:38,728 To be in your own home, to be with your own father and mother? 605 00:52:40,396 --> 00:52:42,523 No. 606 00:52:42,649 --> 00:52:44,776 Very well, then. 607 00:52:44,901 --> 00:52:47,654 - I can stay? - We'll decide that tomorrow. 608 00:54:12,321 --> 00:54:16,492 I have decreed that this boy shall remain here with us in our city. 609 00:54:16,617 --> 00:54:20,913 Furthermore, he shall from this day forward be my own son... 610 00:54:21,038 --> 00:54:23,374 And heir to the throne of mycenae. 611 00:54:25,918 --> 00:54:28,588 Let the banquet begin. 612 00:56:15,987 --> 00:56:18,614 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 613 00:56:18,739 --> 00:56:21,868 a masterly miracle of modern magic before your very eyes. 614 00:56:21,993 --> 00:56:24,996 Abracadee, abracadoo! 615 00:56:25,121 --> 00:56:27,874 You're doing a great job. 616 00:56:27,999 --> 00:56:30,293 If we can borrow this for a moment, sir. 617 00:56:30,418 --> 00:56:33,796 Please give generously as my assistants pass amongst you. 618 00:56:33,921 --> 00:56:36,549 Thank you very much. That's very kind. 619 00:56:40,845 --> 00:56:43,848 Come on. Come on. 620 00:56:49,478 --> 00:56:53,524 - Now all we need is a volunteer. Yes, young man, you'll do fine. - No! Please! 621 00:56:53,649 --> 00:56:55,568 No! Leave me! 622 00:56:55,860 --> 00:56:58,237 Come on! Come on! 623 00:56:58,362 --> 00:57:01,324 - No way! - May I? The crown? 624 00:57:01,449 --> 00:57:04,410 Don't! Help me! 625 00:57:04,535 --> 00:57:08,205 Kevin, let's get out of here! 626 00:57:08,331 --> 00:57:09,999 No! Please, no! 627 00:57:10,124 --> 00:57:12,001 Thank you. 628 00:57:12,126 --> 00:57:15,546 - No! Please! - Watch this! 629 00:57:15,671 --> 00:57:17,965 We make a great team, don't we? 630 00:57:18,966 --> 00:57:20,968 Now! 631 00:57:55,753 --> 00:57:58,839 - Alone, at last. - Isn't it glorious? 632 00:57:58,965 --> 00:58:01,425 Yes. I love the ocean. 633 00:58:01,550 --> 00:58:04,387 God, how I, howl love her. 634 00:58:04,512 --> 00:58:08,599 - She's so, so damn... - Wet? 635 00:58:09,642 --> 00:58:11,519 Wet. Yes. Yes. 636 00:58:11,644 --> 00:58:15,940 So damn... damn... wet. 637 00:58:17,483 --> 00:58:19,944 Pansy. Pansy, look at me. 638 00:58:20,069 --> 00:58:23,823 - Yes, Vincent? - Do you love me? 639 00:58:23,948 --> 00:58:29,036 - Of course, I love you. - You don't mind the, the thing on the end of my nose? 640 00:58:29,078 --> 00:58:31,664 - Oh, you mean your... no, darling. - Yes, my... 641 00:58:31,789 --> 00:58:34,166 Don't be silly. 642 00:58:34,291 --> 00:58:36,252 Could you share a house 643 00:58:36,377 --> 00:58:39,046 with a chap who has a thing like this on the end of his nose? 644 00:58:39,130 --> 00:58:44,093 Of course, my love. Everyone has something odd about them. 645 00:58:44,176 --> 00:58:46,887 - Why, I've got an enormous... - Pansy! 646 00:58:47,013 --> 00:58:49,390 Pansy, I'm so glad you feel the way you do. 647 00:58:49,515 --> 00:58:52,977 Because now I can ask you what I've always wanted to ask you. 648 00:58:53,102 --> 00:58:55,646 Oh, ask me. 649 00:58:55,771 --> 00:58:57,565 Ask me! 650 00:58:57,690 --> 00:59:01,944 Pansy, will you... 651 00:59:04,697 --> 00:59:06,532 Will you... 652 00:59:10,911 --> 00:59:13,581 Where the hell are we? 653 00:59:13,706 --> 00:59:15,833 Someone hit me! Oh! 654 00:59:15,958 --> 00:59:18,753 Pansy! Pansy! 655 00:59:18,878 --> 00:59:22,715 Give me that! 656 00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,926 You've ruined everything! Pansy! Pansy, I can explain! 657 00:59:26,052 --> 00:59:29,847 It's only the thing on my nose and the hairpiece! Everything else is fine! 658 00:59:29,972 --> 00:59:32,975 I 659 00:59:36,729 --> 00:59:38,647 fidgit, you're not supposed to eat that. 660 00:59:38,773 --> 00:59:41,734 - You're supposed to drink it. - I like that. It's very nice. 661 00:59:41,859 --> 00:59:43,778 Oh. 662 00:59:44,862 --> 00:59:47,615 Six more plates of caviar, please. 663 00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:49,575 Anyone else want any? 664 00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:52,953 No, none for me, thank you. I'll stick with the quail's eyeballs. 665 00:59:53,079 --> 00:59:55,414 The caviar makes me throw up, you know. 666 00:59:55,539 --> 00:59:58,834 - Waiter. - Sorry, Randall. Sorry. 667 00:59:58,959 --> 01:00:03,422 Cheer up, Kevin. Kings aren't the only ones with money, you know. 668 01:00:03,547 --> 01:00:05,800 The money wasn't important to him. 669 01:00:05,925 --> 01:00:08,511 He didn't have anything to spend it on, did he? 670 01:00:08,636 --> 01:00:12,807 Stuck out in Greece... lowest standard of living in Europe. 671 01:00:12,932 --> 01:00:17,853 You make me sick! 672 01:00:24,193 --> 01:00:27,655 What? Things are looking better all the time. 673 01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:31,534 - I've got something to say to you. - Go away! 674 01:00:31,659 --> 01:00:35,621 It's about the map. 675 01:00:35,746 --> 01:00:39,375 The map? I don't understand you, Randall. 676 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,585 You've got something really brilliant like that, 677 01:00:41,710 --> 01:00:44,380 and you're just wasting it. 678 01:00:44,505 --> 01:00:47,133 I wouldn't call this exactly... Wasting it. 679 01:00:47,258 --> 01:00:50,469 Why couldn't you leave me where I was happy? 680 01:00:50,594 --> 01:00:53,806 Because when you hear what I've got planned, 681 01:00:53,931 --> 01:00:57,518 you're gonna be a lot happier. 682 01:00:57,643 --> 01:01:01,981 I was havin' a close look at the map last night. Do you know what I found? 683 01:01:02,106 --> 01:01:06,277 Og was right. The most fabulous object in the world. 684 01:01:06,402 --> 01:01:08,195 It does exist. 685 01:01:10,531 --> 01:01:12,449 Look. 686 01:01:12,575 --> 01:01:16,954 - The time of legends... - The time of legends! There's no such thing. 687 01:01:16,996 --> 01:01:19,707 But there is. You just gotta believe in it. 688 01:01:19,832 --> 01:01:22,042 Otherwise, horseflesh wouldn't have put it on the map. 689 01:01:22,168 --> 01:01:26,380 "In the middle of the time of legends is a fortress of ultimate darkness, 690 01:01:26,505 --> 01:01:30,634 and inside the fortress of ultimate darkness, 691 01:01:30,759 --> 01:01:33,804 the most fabulous object in the world." 692 01:01:33,929 --> 01:01:35,556 Give it up, Randall. 693 01:01:35,681 --> 01:01:37,892 Look. 694 01:01:38,017 --> 01:01:40,853 You and me... we got a lot in common. 695 01:01:40,978 --> 01:01:43,522 Not like that lot. 696 01:01:43,647 --> 01:01:45,816 We like a risk. 697 01:01:45,941 --> 01:01:48,444 We like adventure. 698 01:01:48,569 --> 01:01:50,863 Well, this is it. 699 01:01:50,988 --> 01:01:53,866 This is the big one. 700 01:01:53,991 --> 01:01:56,619 No namby-pamby time holes here. 701 01:01:56,744 --> 01:02:01,415 We risk all. We win everything. 702 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:03,876 Waiter, more champagne. 703 01:02:04,001 --> 01:02:06,462 Yes, sir. 704 01:02:06,587 --> 01:02:08,797 And plenty of ice. 705 01:02:29,652 --> 01:02:31,570 Hello! 706 01:02:31,695 --> 01:02:33,864 I want to go home! I can't stand it! 707 01:02:33,989 --> 01:02:35,866 You'll get us all killed, Randall! 708 01:02:35,991 --> 01:02:37,868 Stop whimpering, fidgit! 709 01:02:37,993 --> 01:02:40,871 How could I know we were gonna run slap-bang into an iceberg? 710 01:02:40,996 --> 01:02:43,999 It didn't say "get off before the iceberg" on the ticket. 711 01:02:46,502 --> 01:02:48,963 Now... now is the time... 712 01:02:49,088 --> 01:02:54,468 To star... to start our quest for the... For the most fabulous object, Randall. 713 01:02:54,593 --> 01:02:57,846 - Og's right! I've got the map. - No! 714 01:02:57,972 --> 01:03:00,432 - Let's go! - What? 715 01:03:00,557 --> 01:03:05,688 Randall, we are in the middle of the Atlantic ocean! 716 01:03:05,813 --> 01:03:09,858 It doesn't matter where we are. You just gotta believe in it! 717 01:03:09,984 --> 01:03:11,527 Youure crazy' 718 01:03:11,652 --> 01:03:14,530 - we must try! - No, don't! 719 01:03:14,655 --> 01:03:16,865 - Abandon plank! - No! 720 01:03:16,991 --> 01:03:21,537 I can't swim! I can't swim! 721 01:03:21,662 --> 01:03:23,747 Help! Help! 722 01:03:26,041 --> 01:03:29,878 - Don't worry, fidgit! I'm coming! - Help! 723 01:03:30,004 --> 01:03:32,589 ' - Help! 724 01:03:32,715 --> 01:03:36,719 - Now we have them! - Oh, well done. Well done, master. 725 01:03:45,102 --> 01:03:48,564 Suddenly, I feel... Very, very good. 726 01:03:48,689 --> 01:03:50,899 - I'm sorry, master. - It'll pass. It'll pass. 727 01:03:51,025 --> 01:03:54,778 - Shall I bring them in, master? - Yes, Benson. 728 01:03:54,903 --> 01:03:58,240 Bring them into the time of legends. 729 01:04:29,980 --> 01:04:32,608 Hey! Hey, I can swim! 730 01:04:37,029 --> 01:04:38,697 Look. 731 01:04:38,822 --> 01:04:41,742 Look! 732 01:04:52,169 --> 01:04:53,629 Morning, dear. 733 01:04:57,132 --> 01:05:00,135 Ooh! 734 01:05:02,012 --> 01:05:05,724 - Help! - Who's that? 735 01:05:05,849 --> 01:05:09,478 - What, dear? - Thought I heard a noise. 736 01:05:09,603 --> 01:05:13,816 No. It's your nerves, dear. 737 01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:16,735 Here we are, darling. 738 01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:21,365 Come on. 739 01:05:23,617 --> 01:05:27,704 And the ointment for the leg. 740 01:05:27,830 --> 01:05:30,290 I grew too fast when I was young. 741 01:05:30,416 --> 01:05:34,586 - That was the problem. - You've been overdoing it a bit, dear. 742 01:05:34,711 --> 01:05:38,424 You try being beastly and terrifying when you... 743 01:05:38,549 --> 01:05:43,345 You can only get one hour's sleep a night because your back hurts, 744 01:05:43,470 --> 01:05:47,057 and you daren't cough in case you pull a muscle. 745 01:05:47,182 --> 01:05:49,768 But you are horrible, dear. 746 01:05:49,893 --> 01:05:51,854 You're just sayin' that. 747 01:05:54,731 --> 01:05:56,775 And gargle. 748 01:05:56,900 --> 01:06:00,404 Come on, now. There's a good fellow. 749 01:06:06,702 --> 01:06:08,537 - What's that? - I don't know. 750 01:06:10,497 --> 01:06:13,500 Wait for me! 751 01:06:16,003 --> 01:06:18,005 Look at these bloody spots. 752 01:06:18,130 --> 01:06:20,549 That's diet, that is. 753 01:06:20,674 --> 01:06:25,262 - You'll outgrow them, dear. - Look at all this bloody fish! 754 01:06:25,387 --> 01:06:28,849 There used to be a time when you could be sure... 755 01:06:28,974 --> 01:06:31,810 Of catchin' old boots, cans, 756 01:06:31,935 --> 01:06:33,854 hat racks, boxes. 757 01:06:33,979 --> 01:06:36,940 Now it's prawns all the bloody time! 758 01:06:37,065 --> 01:06:41,653 Anti-pollution! Wife! 759 01:06:43,822 --> 01:06:46,450 What d'you want, dear? Do you want the foot powder? 760 01:06:46,575 --> 01:06:50,078 No! Come out here and help me! 761 01:06:50,204 --> 01:06:52,664 - Quick! - Dear. 762 01:06:55,125 --> 01:06:59,671 - What's in there? - I don't know, but it's not prawns. 763 01:06:59,796 --> 01:07:01,798 Here. 764 01:07:01,924 --> 01:07:04,510 Here, dear. Leave that to me, please. 765 01:07:04,635 --> 01:07:07,012 Yeah. 766 01:07:10,807 --> 01:07:15,395 Aren't they lovely? We can have them for breakfast. 767 01:07:15,521 --> 01:07:17,606 Ah, you mean eat their boots? 768 01:07:17,731 --> 01:07:21,443 No,dean i mean, eat all of them. 769 01:07:21,568 --> 01:07:23,487 Every little bit. 770 01:07:23,612 --> 01:07:26,740 That means the big pot and the large skewers. 771 01:07:26,865 --> 01:07:30,035 What shall I do, dear? 772 01:07:32,579 --> 01:07:34,498 Terrify them. 773 01:07:34,623 --> 01:07:36,792 Oh, but what about me back? 774 01:07:36,917 --> 01:07:39,545 Well, you don't have to jump around. 775 01:07:39,670 --> 01:07:42,047 Just shout horribly... 776 01:07:42,172 --> 01:07:45,592 And leer at them. 777 01:07:45,717 --> 01:07:49,054 You know, the way you used to. 778 01:07:49,179 --> 01:07:51,890 Right. 779 01:07:52,015 --> 01:07:54,601 Right. 780 01:07:54,726 --> 01:07:59,231 Oh, I'm so happy 'cause I'm bus-bus-bus-busy. 781 01:08:00,524 --> 01:08:03,026 Right. 782 01:08:07,406 --> 01:08:09,283 - Go away! 783 01:08:14,037 --> 01:08:15,872 Let's see. What have we here? 784 01:08:15,998 --> 01:08:18,250 Some tasty little morsels, eh? 785 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,836 Help! Get off! 786 01:08:20,961 --> 01:08:23,297 Hey! Put me down! Put me down! 787 01:08:26,592 --> 01:08:29,886 Put me down! 788 01:08:32,014 --> 01:08:36,893 I yes, it's wonderful to be making a fondue again 789 01:08:40,647 --> 01:08:42,566 be quiet! 790 01:08:45,569 --> 01:08:47,446 D-d-does your back hurt? 791 01:08:47,571 --> 01:08:51,074 - Huh? - I know a cure for bad backs. 792 01:08:51,199 --> 01:08:54,661 Bad back? Me? An ogre? 793 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:03,879 - W-what you need i-is stretching. - Stretching? 794 01:09:04,004 --> 01:09:07,382 I to be melting the cheese in the southerly breeze 795 01:09:07,507 --> 01:09:10,510 I to be sharpening the skewer again I 796 01:09:10,636 --> 01:09:13,847 heave! 797 01:09:13,972 --> 01:09:15,849 That's better! 798 01:09:15,974 --> 01:09:19,686 That's better! That's wonderful! 799 01:09:19,811 --> 01:09:23,398 Heave again! 800 01:09:23,523 --> 01:09:26,485 Are they in the pot, dear? 801 01:09:26,610 --> 01:09:28,945 Yeah. Just about. 802 01:09:29,071 --> 01:09:32,783 And one more for luck. Heave! 803 01:09:32,908 --> 01:09:37,329 - Two, three, left, right, left, right! - Hey, what's going on? 804 01:09:37,454 --> 01:09:40,290 Left, right! 805 01:09:43,418 --> 01:09:46,922 Are you all right, dear? 806 01:09:47,047 --> 01:09:49,716 - Oh! Quick! Into the pot! - Yeah! 807 01:09:49,841 --> 01:09:51,885 Winston? 808 01:09:53,553 --> 01:09:55,555 Winston! 809 01:10:01,269 --> 01:10:03,897 Ls this part of the cure? 810 01:10:06,066 --> 01:10:08,443 Winston. 811 01:10:08,568 --> 01:10:10,487 What are you doing in the water, dear? 812 01:10:17,828 --> 01:10:22,624 Oh, my back is wonderful! 813 01:10:22,749 --> 01:10:25,836 You've got to stop them, Winston! 814 01:10:28,046 --> 01:10:30,006 I can cough! 815 01:10:30,132 --> 01:10:32,926 At last, i can really cough! 816 01:10:39,558 --> 01:10:41,518 - Look out! - We're going! We're saved! 817 01:10:41,643 --> 01:10:44,104 - Yes! To that side! Quick! - We're saved! 818 01:10:44,229 --> 01:10:46,606 Catch all! Come on! 819 01:10:53,196 --> 01:10:56,950 - Hold on! - Hold on tight, Wally! 820 01:11:01,830 --> 01:11:04,499 How're we doing now, Randall? 821 01:11:04,624 --> 01:11:06,543 Just fine. 822 01:11:06,668 --> 01:11:09,755 We're on the right course. 823 01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:13,425 As long as this wind keeps up, nothing can go wrong. 824 01:11:16,094 --> 01:11:19,890 - Keep the rudder straight, strutter. - It is straight! 825 01:11:23,143 --> 01:11:26,646 All hands on the tiller! 826 01:11:26,772 --> 01:11:29,941 - Quick! Drop the sail! - All right! Leave it to me! 827 01:11:32,068 --> 01:11:34,696 Qne! 828 01:11:34,821 --> 01:11:36,740 How about it? Eh? 829 01:11:36,865 --> 01:11:38,950 I got it. 830 01:11:39,075 --> 01:11:41,870 - That's it. - That's better. We're out of that. 831 01:11:50,128 --> 01:11:53,507 Randall! Randall? 832 01:11:53,632 --> 01:11:55,926 I think there's something that you should know. 833 01:12:10,190 --> 01:12:12,776 Everybody below decks! 834 01:12:18,114 --> 01:12:20,575 - Come on! Get in here! - Quick! Get in! 835 01:12:37,050 --> 01:12:38,927 - What's going on? - You tell me. 836 01:13:12,836 --> 01:13:14,045 Pull these boards out! 837 01:13:14,170 --> 01:13:17,007 - You might sink the ship! - Oh, shut up! 838 01:13:26,099 --> 01:13:28,476 - Here's a hammer! - That's it! 839 01:13:28,602 --> 01:13:31,021 That's it! Now! 840 01:13:33,982 --> 01:13:37,193 - Do it again! - Harder! Really hard! 841 01:13:39,988 --> 01:13:42,198 Oh, stop him! 842 01:13:46,077 --> 01:13:49,664 Drugs! Hey! I've got an idea! 843 01:13:59,549 --> 01:14:01,593 Sleeping potion! 844 01:14:05,055 --> 01:14:06,973 Strutter, take this! 845 01:14:09,225 --> 01:14:11,186 Take the plug out! 846 01:14:18,109 --> 01:14:20,070 Here! 847 01:14:21,947 --> 01:14:23,823 Hey. Yeah! 848 01:14:23,949 --> 01:14:26,034 - Hey. - Yeah. 849 01:14:26,159 --> 01:14:29,537 - Do it! - And, heave! 850 01:15:33,184 --> 01:15:36,062 Hey! On! 851 01:15:41,651 --> 01:15:44,362 Come on! Come! 852 01:15:51,619 --> 01:15:53,580 Hey, what's out there? 853 01:16:08,219 --> 01:16:10,221 Shh! Shh! Shh! 854 01:16:19,647 --> 01:16:22,734 - Come on. Let's go. Run! Run! - Quick! 855 01:16:41,586 --> 01:16:45,465 The fortress of ultimate darkness is somewhere over there, I promise you! 856 01:16:45,590 --> 01:16:48,468 Oh, you're joking, Randall. There's nothing over there! 857 01:16:48,593 --> 01:16:51,054 Look! We're so close! 858 01:16:51,179 --> 01:16:53,556 Y-you've been saying that for the last 40 miles! 859 01:16:53,681 --> 01:16:55,725 Let's go back! We'll all die out here! 860 01:16:55,850 --> 01:16:57,727 - Yeah! - You can't give up now. 861 01:16:57,852 --> 01:17:00,105 - When can we give up? - Come on. It's just a bit further... 862 01:17:09,823 --> 01:17:11,699 What is it? 863 01:17:11,825 --> 01:17:15,829 I don't know, but it hurts. 864 01:17:17,038 --> 01:17:19,749 It's some kind of invisible barrier. 865 01:17:19,874 --> 01:17:23,962 Oh! So that's what an invisible barrier looks like. 866 01:17:24,087 --> 01:17:26,381 It's what this line must be. 867 01:17:26,506 --> 01:17:28,383 And just on the other side, 868 01:17:28,508 --> 01:17:31,094 the fortress of ultimate darkness. 869 01:17:31,219 --> 01:17:34,639 We've made it, lads! We're here! 870 01:17:37,016 --> 01:17:38,893 You're mad, Randall! 871 01:17:39,018 --> 01:17:41,062 Your brain's gone. Do you know that? 872 01:17:41,187 --> 01:17:43,398 I promise you, this is it! 873 01:17:43,523 --> 01:17:45,608 We are here! 874 01:17:45,733 --> 01:17:48,403 - We're nowhere, Randall! - Yeah! 875 01:17:48,528 --> 01:17:52,115 - Look around! There's nothing! - Yeah. 876 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,075 There's only one way to go now. 877 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,786 - That's right. Back! Come on. - Right! 878 01:17:56,911 --> 01:17:58,830 - Come on. We're going back. - No! Listen! 879 01:17:58,955 --> 01:18:00,707 - No! Stop! Stop! - No, you don't! Get out of the way! 880 01:18:00,832 --> 01:18:03,543 - Listen to me! - Get out of the way! 881 01:18:06,921 --> 01:18:09,591 You'll never get back without me. 882 01:18:09,716 --> 01:18:11,885 Do you wanna bet? 883 01:18:13,928 --> 01:18:17,348 - Wally, give that back. - Get out of the way, Randall. 884 01:18:17,473 --> 01:18:20,393 You give that back, or I'll take your head off. 885 01:18:20,518 --> 01:18:23,021 Randall! Don't do it! 886 01:18:46,169 --> 01:18:48,796 We have found it! 887 01:18:51,966 --> 01:18:53,968 Thank you. 888 01:19:20,703 --> 01:19:23,373 Brilliant, evil one. 889 01:19:23,498 --> 01:19:26,084 - Is everything ready? - Yes, master. 890 01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:42,600 Fantastic. 891 01:19:46,062 --> 01:19:48,940 Amazing. 892 01:19:49,065 --> 01:19:51,776 Magnificent. 893 01:19:54,028 --> 01:19:55,947 Look. 894 01:20:05,999 --> 01:20:07,875 - Move! - Get out of the road! 895 01:20:12,797 --> 01:20:17,218 Yes, folks. Moderno designs present the latest in kitchen luxury: 896 01:20:17,343 --> 01:20:22,515 The moderna wonder major all-automatic convenience center-ette. 897 01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:27,520 And here they are... the winners of the most fabulous object in the world. 898 01:20:27,645 --> 01:20:30,815 The answer to all their problems and yours... 899 01:20:30,940 --> 01:20:33,901 Is here for them tonight! 900 01:20:34,027 --> 01:20:36,237 - Chattering) - Hey! 901 01:20:36,362 --> 01:20:40,908 - Don't go! Where are you going? - We found it! 902 01:20:41,034 --> 01:20:42,660 Wait! You're mad! 903 01:20:42,785 --> 01:20:45,288 Come back! 904 01:20:51,085 --> 01:20:52,962 - Let's go get it! - Come on! 905 01:20:53,087 --> 01:20:56,257 Here they come! So let's give 'em a big welcome! 906 01:20:56,341 --> 01:20:59,594 Trevor, Diane... Oh, don't they look lovely! 907 01:20:59,719 --> 01:21:02,180 ' ' Mum! 908 01:21:04,724 --> 01:21:06,642 Dad! 909 01:21:10,188 --> 01:21:14,192 Come on. Lead us in a big hand for the lucky winners! 910 01:21:16,861 --> 01:21:18,780 Come back! 911 01:21:18,905 --> 01:21:22,116 - It's a trap! - Fabulous. 912 01:21:30,333 --> 01:21:32,502 Fabulous. 913 01:21:32,627 --> 01:21:35,088 Here they are. Congratulations. 914 01:21:35,213 --> 01:21:39,759 But before they collect their prize, let's just have a look at what made it possible... 915 01:21:39,842 --> 01:21:42,887 For them to be here with us tonight. 916 01:21:43,012 --> 01:21:44,972 The map, please. 917 01:21:58,111 --> 01:22:01,697 Let us out! 918 01:22:04,158 --> 01:22:07,829 Let us out! Come back! 919 01:22:07,954 --> 01:22:11,874 I have the map! I have the map! 920 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,586 And the day after tomorrow, 921 01:22:15,711 --> 01:22:17,797 the world! 922 01:22:17,922 --> 01:22:19,924 Oh, no! 923 01:22:34,730 --> 01:22:37,775 Rat, anybody? Might be the last meal you get. 924 01:22:38,860 --> 01:22:40,820 No. Leave off! 925 01:22:43,656 --> 01:22:47,702 - That's it, then. - It's all over. 926 01:22:47,827 --> 01:22:50,580 We could've stayed at home making trees. 927 01:22:50,705 --> 01:22:54,917 - Oh, shut up. - How could we have been so stupid? 928 01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:58,087 I don't know. 929 01:23:14,061 --> 01:23:17,482 Hey! Look, look! Quick! Come on! Look! 930 01:23:17,607 --> 01:23:19,734 Look at this. Quickly! 931 01:23:19,859 --> 01:23:22,028 - Look! - Good one of Wally. 932 01:23:22,153 --> 01:23:23,988 No! Look! 933 01:23:24,113 --> 01:23:25,948 It's the map! 934 01:23:26,073 --> 01:23:29,118 I can see it's the map. What use is that to us now? 935 01:23:29,243 --> 01:23:32,121 Look, closer. The time of legends, see? 936 01:23:33,247 --> 01:23:35,208 See the fortress of ultimate darkness? 937 01:23:36,792 --> 01:23:38,878 - That's a hole? - Exactly! 938 01:23:39,003 --> 01:23:41,339 - It could lead almost anywhere. - Everywhere! 939 01:23:41,464 --> 01:23:42,590 What? 940 01:23:42,715 --> 01:23:45,301 We just found the biggest hole in the universe, 941 01:23:45,426 --> 01:23:47,678 and it's practically below our feet! 942 01:23:47,803 --> 01:23:49,972 Kevin, you're a genius! 943 01:23:50,097 --> 01:23:53,768 - Come on, you lot! Shift! - We'll never get out of here! 944 01:23:53,851 --> 01:23:55,811 Wanna bet? 945 01:23:58,940 --> 01:24:00,942 No! 946 01:24:01,067 --> 01:24:04,487 That's right, og. Show 'em we can do something right for a change. 947 01:24:09,242 --> 01:24:11,202 That's it. 948 01:24:22,713 --> 01:24:24,632 Let's have that. 949 01:25:00,001 --> 01:25:01,919 Give us some more. 950 01:25:03,713 --> 01:25:05,548 That's enough, Wally! 951 01:25:05,673 --> 01:25:07,550 Okay, strutter. 952 01:25:21,897 --> 01:25:23,816 - Have you got the rope? - Hold on! 953 01:25:23,941 --> 01:25:25,985 Right. 954 01:25:26,110 --> 01:25:28,696 Hold tight! Keep straight! 955 01:25:28,821 --> 01:25:31,824 - Watch your feet. Watch your feet. - Easy. 956 01:25:42,043 --> 01:25:44,003 Hold it. 957 01:25:49,759 --> 01:25:53,137 Steady. Watch it. Watch it. 958 01:25:53,262 --> 01:25:56,098 Hold your fingers. 959 01:26:01,145 --> 01:26:03,814 He's going! 960 01:26:12,573 --> 01:26:15,743 - It's coming. - Go now. 961 01:26:15,868 --> 01:26:18,663 Ready? And... 962 01:26:47,108 --> 01:26:49,068 Again! Again! 963 01:26:55,324 --> 01:26:58,577 - Ready, Wally! - Okay, strutter. 964 01:27:00,162 --> 01:27:03,999 Here we go! Geronimo! 965 01:27:04,125 --> 01:27:07,169 Yeah! 966 01:27:09,964 --> 01:27:12,091 Okay! Go, strutter! 967 01:27:20,933 --> 01:27:23,018 - Strutter! - Hey! We've made it! 968 01:27:23,144 --> 01:27:24,687 Okay, Wally. 969 01:27:32,027 --> 01:27:34,071 Take up the slack. 970 01:27:40,202 --> 01:27:42,705 Quick, Wally. 971 01:27:43,748 --> 01:27:46,125 " Go! 972 01:27:51,255 --> 01:27:53,966 Come on! 973 01:27:54,091 --> 01:27:56,177 Go, vermin! 974 01:27:56,302 --> 01:27:59,346 - Go, fidgit! - I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go! 975 01:28:01,807 --> 01:28:05,728 - I'm going! " Go! 976 01:28:08,189 --> 01:28:10,983 Come on! 977 01:28:11,108 --> 01:28:13,027 - Wally! - Come on, Wally! 978 01:28:13,152 --> 01:28:16,155 Right, lads! Watch this! 979 01:28:30,002 --> 01:28:33,005 - Wally! 980 01:28:38,844 --> 01:28:40,679 Pull the rope. 981 01:28:46,936 --> 01:28:48,896 There he is! 982 01:28:49,021 --> 01:28:50,940 - Wally! - Wally! 983 01:28:53,192 --> 01:28:56,028 Pull him up! That's it! 984 01:28:59,406 --> 01:29:01,575 - Well, we've done it. - Yeah, we've done it. 985 01:29:01,700 --> 01:29:04,537 - Now all we need is the map. - What? 986 01:29:04,662 --> 01:29:08,165 We don't need the map. We know where the time hole is. Let's get out of here. 987 01:29:08,165 --> 01:29:11,669 - But evil's got the map, Randall! - Oh, damn right, yes. 988 01:29:11,794 --> 01:29:13,963 Last thing we want to do is see him again. Come on. 989 01:29:14,088 --> 01:29:17,174 But you can't leave it with him, or he'll destroy the world! 990 01:29:20,553 --> 01:29:23,848 Oh, Robert, Benson, 991 01:29:23,973 --> 01:29:27,142 I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins, 992 01:29:27,268 --> 01:29:31,564 filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong. 993 01:29:31,689 --> 01:29:35,150 - I feel so bad, Benson. - Good! Good! 994 01:29:35,276 --> 01:29:39,738 Yes, it is good, for this is the worst kind of badness that I'm feeling. 995 01:29:39,864 --> 01:29:43,659 - Kill me, master! Kill me! - Not now, Benson. We have work to do. 996 01:29:43,784 --> 01:29:47,204 No less a work than the overthrowing of creation itself. 997 01:29:47,329 --> 01:29:51,750 We will remake man in our image, not his. 998 01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:55,838 We will turn mountains into sea, 999 01:29:55,963 --> 01:29:59,133 and the skies into rivers, and fjords into deserts. 1000 01:29:59,258 --> 01:30:02,177 - Come on! Come on! - And deserts into quagmires. 1001 01:30:02,303 --> 01:30:05,097 The boy's insane. We can't go in there. 1002 01:30:05,222 --> 01:30:07,141 Shh! 1003 01:30:07,266 --> 01:30:09,143 Oh! 1004 01:30:09,268 --> 01:30:11,687 - Let me see! - And icebergs into fire! 1005 01:30:11,812 --> 01:30:15,983 And the fire into a mighty rushing wind which will cover the face of the earth... 1006 01:30:15,983 --> 01:30:19,945 And wipe clean the scourge of woolly thinking once and for all. 1007 01:30:20,070 --> 01:30:23,032 We can make beans into peas! 1008 01:30:24,158 --> 01:30:26,285 Oh, Benson. 1009 01:30:26,410 --> 01:30:30,998 Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence. 1010 01:30:31,123 --> 01:30:35,836 - You say... such nice things, master. - Yes, I know. I'm sorry. 1011 01:30:38,213 --> 01:30:43,010 Now, Benson, I shall have to turn you into a dog for a while. 1012 01:30:43,135 --> 01:30:45,095 Thank you, master. 1013 01:30:49,391 --> 01:30:52,311 Stay, Benson. Guard the map. 1014 01:30:54,104 --> 01:30:57,149 Robert, we must plan a new world together. 1015 01:30:57,274 --> 01:30:59,151 This time we'll start it properly. 1016 01:30:59,276 --> 01:31:01,153 Tell me about computers. 1017 01:31:01,278 --> 01:31:05,574 Uh, a computer is an automatic electronic apparatus... 1018 01:31:05,699 --> 01:31:08,160 For making calculations. 1019 01:31:11,205 --> 01:31:14,041 Or controlling operations... 1020 01:31:14,166 --> 01:31:16,168 That are expressible... 1021 01:31:16,293 --> 01:31:19,088 In numerical or logical terms. 1022 01:31:20,214 --> 01:31:22,716 And fast breeder reactors? 1023 01:31:22,841 --> 01:31:25,761 Ah, fast breeder reactors... 1024 01:31:25,886 --> 01:31:29,640 Use a fast fission process... 1025 01:31:29,765 --> 01:31:33,018 For the generation of fissile isotopes. 1026 01:31:39,066 --> 01:31:42,903 Be quiet, Benson! 1027 01:31:43,028 --> 01:31:45,656 Show me more, Robert. 1028 01:31:45,781 --> 01:31:47,992 Show me... 1029 01:31:48,117 --> 01:31:52,705 Show me... Subscriber trunk dialling. 1030 01:31:52,830 --> 01:31:55,124 I must know everything. 1031 01:32:20,274 --> 01:32:23,694 Come on! Throw! 1032 01:32:23,819 --> 01:32:25,320 Throw it! 1033 01:32:34,204 --> 01:32:36,290 Stop! 1034 01:32:45,299 --> 01:32:47,217 Come on! Oh, no! 1035 01:32:47,342 --> 01:32:50,304 Let's get out of here! 1036 01:32:50,429 --> 01:32:52,347 Come on! 1037 01:32:52,473 --> 01:32:55,976 Stop them by every means in my power! 1038 01:33:21,835 --> 01:33:24,838 It's coming this way! Run for it! 1039 01:33:24,963 --> 01:33:28,258 I'm coming! I'm coming! 1040 01:33:44,983 --> 01:33:46,902 We're trapped. 1041 01:33:47,986 --> 01:33:50,280 - We've got to separate. - What? 1042 01:33:50,405 --> 01:33:53,742 Go down the time hole. Go wherever you can and get help. 1043 01:33:53,867 --> 01:33:56,703 - I'll divert them. - But you can't do it on your own. 1044 01:33:57,913 --> 01:34:01,125 No. I'll take one other. 1045 01:34:02,209 --> 01:34:04,169 Well done, og. 1046 01:34:04,294 --> 01:34:06,964 Yes. Og and me'll stay. Ready? 1047 01:34:09,967 --> 01:34:12,136 Hey! Hey! This way! 1048 01:34:52,551 --> 01:34:56,096 You are a very troublesome little fellow. 1049 01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:03,729 I think I should teach you one of my special lessons. 1050 01:35:03,854 --> 01:35:05,731 What do you think, Robert? 1051 01:35:05,856 --> 01:35:08,358 Benson, what would look nice? 1052 01:35:09,610 --> 01:35:11,570 Half donkey? 1053 01:35:11,695 --> 01:35:14,072 Half warthog? Half oyster? 1054 01:35:15,616 --> 01:35:17,034 Half carrot? 1055 01:35:19,119 --> 01:35:22,080 Or the diseased left tonsil... 1056 01:35:25,709 --> 01:35:29,087 Call off those, those creatures, or I'll destroy the map forever. 1057 01:35:29,213 --> 01:35:32,216 - Don't, don't be so stupid. - Call them off! 1058 01:35:35,093 --> 01:35:37,888 Very well. I have no need of them. 1059 01:35:40,224 --> 01:35:42,935 - Robert. - Yes, master? 1060 01:35:43,060 --> 01:35:45,062 Your time has come. 1061 01:35:45,187 --> 01:35:49,191 Oh, wonderful, master! Wonderful! 1062 01:35:49,316 --> 01:35:52,194 - Wonderful! - Don't mention it. 1063 01:36:02,204 --> 01:36:03,372 Benson. 1064 01:36:10,045 --> 01:36:12,005 I'm a reasonable man. 1065 01:36:13,632 --> 01:36:15,592 Give me the map, 1066 01:36:15,717 --> 01:36:18,178 and you might at least walk out of here on human feet. 1067 01:36:18,303 --> 01:36:20,389 - 0g! 1068 01:36:22,099 --> 01:36:24,059 No! 1069 01:36:32,025 --> 01:36:33,777 " No! 1070 01:36:44,329 --> 01:36:46,081 No! 1071 01:37:20,907 --> 01:37:23,285 This way, men. Over there. 1072 01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:39,134 Wally! 1073 01:37:47,601 --> 01:37:49,853 - Where's the trouble, Sonny? - Down there! 1074 01:37:49,978 --> 01:37:51,688 A-ha! 1075 01:37:51,813 --> 01:37:54,775 So... this is the best... 1076 01:37:54,900 --> 01:37:58,362 The supreme being can do. 1077 01:37:58,487 --> 01:38:01,198 I guess we'll have a lynchin', eh? Yippee! 1078 01:38:03,241 --> 01:38:05,911 Wait! 1079 01:38:15,545 --> 01:38:17,089 Got him! 1080 01:38:18,173 --> 01:38:21,885 See, Sonny? No problem. 1081 01:38:26,264 --> 01:38:28,683 Wait a minute! Wait! 1082 01:38:28,809 --> 01:38:31,019 Wait a minute! Oh! Oh! Hey! 1083 01:38:31,144 --> 01:38:34,022 Hold on! Hey! Hey! 1084 01:38:34,147 --> 01:38:36,525 - Let me go! - I don't feel so good! 1085 01:38:36,650 --> 01:38:39,653 I 1086 01:39:17,107 --> 01:39:18,733 fire! 1087 01:39:34,374 --> 01:39:36,168 Look out! 1088 01:39:53,977 --> 01:39:56,021 Charge! 1089 01:40:30,722 --> 01:40:32,807 Strutter! Quick! 1090 01:40:32,933 --> 01:40:34,851 Strutter! 1091 01:40:39,981 --> 01:40:41,107 Next! 1092 01:40:43,860 --> 01:40:46,071 Get him! 1093 01:40:50,951 --> 01:40:52,869 Randall, go! 1094 01:40:54,162 --> 01:40:56,122 Go! 1095 01:41:22,857 --> 01:41:25,902 - I can't control it! - Of course you can't, you silly man. 1096 01:41:26,027 --> 01:41:28,655 I control them! 1097 01:41:39,291 --> 01:41:41,084 Hurry! Help me! 1098 01:41:57,392 --> 01:41:59,936 Get me down! 1099 01:42:00,061 --> 01:42:02,689 Stay where you are! Something's happening! 1100 01:42:14,951 --> 01:42:17,787 Get out of the way, fidgit! 1101 01:42:18,788 --> 01:42:22,042 Get out of the way! 1102 01:42:36,139 --> 01:42:38,767 - Fidgit! ' Hey' hey, fidgit! 1103 01:42:41,102 --> 01:42:43,146 Fidgit! 1104 01:42:43,271 --> 01:42:46,691 Quick! Push it off him! Push it off. Quick. 1105 01:42:49,027 --> 01:42:51,529 - He's dead. - What? 1106 01:42:51,655 --> 01:42:53,531 Fidgit's dead. 1107 01:42:53,657 --> 01:42:56,701 Oh, no. I'm sorry. 1108 01:42:56,826 --> 01:43:00,080 - It wasn't your fault, Wally. - It was, it was his fault. 1109 01:43:00,205 --> 01:43:02,457 - Get down, Wally! - Get down! 1110 01:43:02,582 --> 01:43:04,751 - Wally! Get down, Wally! - Evil! 1111 01:43:04,876 --> 01:43:07,962 Come on back! 1112 01:43:08,088 --> 01:43:11,216 Evil! He killed my friend! 1113 01:43:12,300 --> 01:43:15,011 I'll kill him! Get off me! 1114 01:43:15,136 --> 01:43:17,055 Get down! 1115 01:43:21,309 --> 01:43:23,895 I'll kill him! 1116 01:44:03,852 --> 01:44:06,604 Huh? 1117 01:44:06,730 --> 01:44:09,023 - Oh, no! - He's found us! 1118 01:44:09,149 --> 01:44:11,151 Quick! Run for it! 1119 01:44:23,663 --> 01:44:27,542 Oh! I hate having to appear like that. 1120 01:44:27,667 --> 01:44:29,794 Really, it's the most tiresomely... 1121 01:44:29,919 --> 01:44:31,755 Noisy manifestation. 1122 01:44:31,880 --> 01:44:34,674 Still, rather expected of one, I suppose. 1123 01:44:34,799 --> 01:44:36,801 Get down! Get down! 1124 01:44:36,926 --> 01:44:40,138 O great one! O supreme being! 1125 01:44:40,263 --> 01:44:42,140 O creator of all the universe, 1126 01:44:42,265 --> 01:44:45,435 without whom we would be naught but scarab beetles on the... 1127 01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:48,897 What a dreadful mess! Ls the pig with you? 1128 01:44:51,816 --> 01:44:54,569 Right. Well, we'll sort him out first. 1129 01:44:57,906 --> 01:44:59,866 ' - 0g! 1130 01:44:59,991 --> 01:45:04,454 - Og, here! Quick! Out of the way! - I was enjoying that. 1131 01:45:04,579 --> 01:45:07,665 One thing I can't stand, it's mess. 1132 01:45:07,791 --> 01:45:10,084 I want all this stuff picked up. 1133 01:45:10,210 --> 01:45:13,463 Yes, sir. Anything you say. 1134 01:45:14,798 --> 01:45:17,926 - Anything you say, sir. - Wally, tidy up! 1135 01:45:20,678 --> 01:45:23,014 But, but he's dead, Randall. 1136 01:45:23,139 --> 01:45:25,016 Fidgit, fidgit's dead. 1137 01:45:25,141 --> 01:45:28,812 Dead? No excuse for laying off work. 1138 01:45:34,567 --> 01:45:36,152 - Fidgit. - Fidgit. 1139 01:45:36,277 --> 01:45:39,906 - Fidgit? 1140 01:45:40,031 --> 01:45:43,535 - What happened? - I'm sorry I killed you, fidgit. 1141 01:45:43,660 --> 01:45:45,829 He's okay! He's okay! 1142 01:45:45,954 --> 01:45:48,623 Oh, do hurry up. 1143 01:45:48,748 --> 01:45:50,792 - Oh, yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 1144 01:45:50,917 --> 01:45:53,044 I'd like to explain everything. 1145 01:45:53,169 --> 01:45:56,130 We didn't mean to steal the map. We didn't mean to run away... 1146 01:45:56,256 --> 01:45:59,467 What do you mean, you didn't mean to steal the map? 1147 01:45:59,592 --> 01:46:02,887 - It, it just sort of... - Of course you didn't mean to steal it. 1148 01:46:03,012 --> 01:46:07,851 I gave it to you. You silly man. And that. 1149 01:46:10,603 --> 01:46:13,481 - Do you really think I didn't know? - Sir? 1150 01:46:13,606 --> 01:46:17,068 I had to have some way of testing my handiwork. 1151 01:46:17,193 --> 01:46:20,446 I think it turned out rather well. 1152 01:46:20,572 --> 01:46:23,366 " Don't you? " Hmm? 1153 01:46:24,701 --> 01:46:28,204 Evil turned out rather well. Mm-hmm. 1154 01:46:31,207 --> 01:46:34,085 Whose are these? 1155 01:46:34,961 --> 01:46:36,880 Mine, sir. 1156 01:46:37,005 --> 01:46:39,549 They're mine, sir. 1157 01:46:39,674 --> 01:46:42,218 You really are an untidy boy. 1158 01:46:42,343 --> 01:46:45,221 Sign... here. 1159 01:46:48,933 --> 01:46:51,227 Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time? 1160 01:46:51,352 --> 01:46:54,147 Well, of course. I am the supreme being. 1161 01:46:54,272 --> 01:46:56,691 - I'm not entirely dim. - Oh, no, sir. 1162 01:46:56,816 --> 01:46:58,735 We're not suggesting that, sir. It's just... 1163 01:46:58,860 --> 01:47:02,614 That I let you borrow my map. 1164 01:47:04,699 --> 01:47:08,494 Now I want every bit of evil... 1165 01:47:08,620 --> 01:47:10,663 Placed in here. 1166 01:47:10,788 --> 01:47:12,832 - Right away. - Of course, sir. 1167 01:47:13,917 --> 01:47:15,793 Come on. 1168 01:47:15,919 --> 01:47:20,089 You mean you let all those people die, just to test your creation? 1169 01:47:20,214 --> 01:47:24,135 Yes. You really are a clever boy. 1170 01:47:24,260 --> 01:47:27,597 Why did they have to die? 1171 01:47:27,722 --> 01:47:29,974 You might as well say, "why do we have to have evil?" 1172 01:47:30,099 --> 01:47:32,810 Oh, we wouldn't dream of asking a question like that, sir. 1173 01:47:32,936 --> 01:47:35,688 Yes. Why do we have to have evil? 1174 01:47:35,813 --> 01:47:37,690 Ah. 1175 01:47:40,026 --> 01:47:42,445 I think it's something to do with freewill. 1176 01:47:43,988 --> 01:47:46,032 Do be careful. 1177 01:47:46,157 --> 01:47:47,992 You weren't watching. 1178 01:47:48,117 --> 01:47:51,663 Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil. 1179 01:47:51,788 --> 01:47:54,999 One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs. 1180 01:47:55,124 --> 01:47:57,961 I'm sorry, sir. 1181 01:47:58,086 --> 01:48:00,880 I, I was just wondering if there's, um, 1182 01:48:01,005 --> 01:48:04,884 any chance we might have our old jobs back, sir. 1183 01:48:05,009 --> 01:48:08,972 Oh, you certainly were appallingly bad robbers. 1184 01:48:09,097 --> 01:48:10,348 Yes, sir. 1185 01:48:10,473 --> 01:48:14,102 I really should do something very extrovert and vengeful with you. 1186 01:48:14,102 --> 01:48:16,020 Honestly, I'm too tired. 1187 01:48:16,145 --> 01:48:19,983 But I think I'll just transfer you to the undergrowth department... 1188 01:48:20,108 --> 01:48:22,944 Yes, bracken, small shrubs... That sort of thing... 1189 01:48:23,069 --> 01:48:28,116 With a 19% cut in salary backdated to the beginning of time. 1190 01:48:28,241 --> 01:48:30,243 - Thank you, sir. - Oh, thank you, sir. 1191 01:48:30,368 --> 01:48:34,038 Well, I am the nice one. 1192 01:48:34,163 --> 01:48:36,791 Is it all ready? Right! 1193 01:48:36,916 --> 01:48:40,169 Come on, then. Back to creation. 1194 01:48:40,294 --> 01:48:43,464 - I mustn't waste any more time. - Bye, Kevin. 1195 01:48:43,589 --> 01:48:48,052 They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution. 1196 01:48:48,177 --> 01:48:50,054 - Come on. - Sir? 1197 01:48:50,179 --> 01:48:53,224 - Yes? - What about my friend, sir? Can he come with us? 1198 01:48:53,307 --> 01:48:56,978 No, of course not. This isn't a school outing. 1199 01:48:57,103 --> 01:48:58,896 But, sir, he deserves something. 1200 01:48:59,022 --> 01:49:02,608 - I mean, without him... - Oh, don't go on about it. 1201 01:49:02,734 --> 01:49:05,820 - He's got to stay here to carry on the fight. - Fidgit! 1202 01:49:05,862 --> 01:49:08,156 Come on. Fidgit! 1203 01:49:08,281 --> 01:49:11,617 Hey! You can't go! 1204 01:49:11,743 --> 01:49:14,746 - Hey, you can't leave me! - Fidgit! 1205 01:49:14,871 --> 01:49:16,539 - Fidgit, come on! - Wait, please! 1206 01:49:16,664 --> 01:49:20,043 - Come on, fidgit! - Hey! Stop! 1207 01:49:20,168 --> 01:49:23,713 Hey! Hey! Don't leave me! 1208 01:49:23,838 --> 01:49:27,008 Hey! Help! Stop! 1209 01:49:27,133 --> 01:49:30,803 Don't go! Help! Don't leave me! 1210 01:49:30,928 --> 01:49:34,098 Hey! Don't go! Stop! 1211 01:49:34,223 --> 01:49:37,852 Don't leave me! Please! Wait! 1212 01:49:37,977 --> 01:49:39,979 Don't leave me! Please! 1213 01:49:51,115 --> 01:49:53,034 Come on! Come on! 1214 01:49:55,161 --> 01:49:57,163 Let's go! 1215 01:50:04,712 --> 01:50:08,132 - Let go! I've got to save it! - Don't be a fool, Diane! 1216 01:50:08,257 --> 01:50:11,052 - I'm going in for the toaster! - No! No! 1217 01:50:11,177 --> 01:50:14,222 - Oh, Trevor! - Me super deluxe steamer! 1218 01:50:14,347 --> 01:50:16,474 Oh! 1219 01:50:16,599 --> 01:50:18,643 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 1220 01:50:18,768 --> 01:50:20,978 I think so. 1221 01:50:21,104 --> 01:50:24,148 You're a very lucky boy. 1222 01:50:24,273 --> 01:50:27,652 Honestly, Trevor. If you'd been half a man, 1223 01:50:27,777 --> 01:50:30,071 you'd have gone in there after the blender. 1224 01:50:42,375 --> 01:50:44,252 - This is what started it. - Eh? 1225 01:50:44,377 --> 01:50:46,295 Left the Sunday joint cookin' all night, didn't we? 1226 01:50:46,420 --> 01:50:50,633 Sunday joint? It's Thursday. 1227 01:50:50,758 --> 01:50:52,426 I never touched it! 1228 01:50:52,552 --> 01:50:55,721 Well, someone put it on. 1229 01:50:55,847 --> 01:50:57,723 Well, there was no meat in there last night. 1230 01:50:57,849 --> 01:51:00,184 Oh! Well, what do you call this then? 1231 01:51:05,148 --> 01:51:07,024 Mum! Dad! 1232 01:51:07,150 --> 01:51:09,026 It's evil! 1233 01:51:09,152 --> 01:51:11,863 Don't touch it! 1234 01:51:40,725 --> 01:51:42,685 Mum? 1235 01:51:45,229 --> 01:51:47,190 Dad? 1236 01:52:29,023 --> 01:52:33,986 I 1237 01:52:44,830 --> 01:52:46,707 I midnight sunshine 1238 01:52:46,832 --> 01:52:51,212 I silence under sky is black as day 1239 01:52:54,298 --> 01:52:57,218 I only a dream away 1240 01:52:59,303 --> 01:53:02,181 I 1241 01:53:15,069 --> 01:53:18,698 I waking while you're still deep sleeping 1242 01:53:18,823 --> 01:53:22,201 I finding you're not here 1243 01:53:24,829 --> 01:53:27,331 I watchin' a dream appear 1244 01:53:33,212 --> 01:53:35,131 I tumbling through 1245 01:53:35,256 --> 01:53:38,968 I a thousand centuries 1246 01:53:39,093 --> 01:53:41,679 I you don't know where you'll land 1247 01:53:41,804 --> 01:53:44,974 I it's so dark in mythology 1248 01:53:47,435 --> 01:53:50,229 I treasures of history 1249 01:53:50,354 --> 01:53:52,231 I to be found 1250 01:53:52,356 --> 01:53:56,277 I within the legends of time 1251 01:53:56,402 --> 01:53:59,905 I all the handiworks we made 1252 01:54:00,031 --> 01:54:03,784 I were only a dream away 1253 01:54:06,078 --> 01:54:09,040 I 1254 01:54:21,635 --> 01:54:23,596 I greedy feeling 1255 01:54:23,721 --> 01:54:25,473 I wheeling, dealing 1256 01:54:25,598 --> 01:54:27,975 I losin' what you won 1257 01:54:31,145 --> 01:54:34,231 I see the dream come undone 1258 01:54:39,820 --> 01:54:44,116 I stumble you may with your mentoring 1259 01:54:45,242 --> 01:54:48,037 I lucky you got so far 1260 01:54:48,162 --> 01:54:51,290 I all you owe is apologies 1261 01:54:53,876 --> 01:54:56,212 I measure the mystery 1262 01:54:56,337 --> 01:54:58,714 I and the sound 1263 01:54:58,839 --> 01:55:02,176 I it's like taking up time 1264 01:55:02,301 --> 01:55:06,806 I it shows the handiworks we've made 1265 01:55:06,931 --> 01:55:10,017 I only a dream away 91888