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Thanks. Was it a woman?

Excuse me?

What's got you looking this fucked up?

The hell it isn't.

Only a woman can bring a strapping young buck like you to look like this.

I know you.

You do now.

Trevor.

Harrison. Hey.

Give me that fact. That is personal. Relax.

Just a second.

Ah, the usual bullshit a woman would say without care.

All you need is some conditioning.

What are you?

What are you? Who are you?

Hook up with me tomorrow night and we'll talk about it.

Listen, Doug.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Wait, talk about what?

Women. What else?

You falling asleep on me already, huh?

No. I thought you were late.

Even for your standard.

It's good to see you, Harrison.

You do look like shit.

Long night, don't ask.

I always do.

April?

Among others, yeah.

Always juggling a few balls at once, aren't you?

More like pussies.

Smart guy, tell me that.

Who might that be?

What do we got today?

Three guys all in their early 20s, it's all in there. God damn, they all paid up

front.

Only three guys?

Mm -hmm.

It'll be easier for you to narrow it down that way.

Are they all in there?

I'm going to wait about 45 minutes.

Are you prepping?

Mm -hmm.

Come on, dude.

Pull yourself together, man. Represent me in there as well.

All right?

Try to look a little more presentable. And I told you to wear that black suit.

You look sharp in it.

Lose the gun and take two.

Put you right up.

Do I even want to know what these are?

Not really.

Just take them.

You think they're pissed?

Who?

You guys? Yeah.

Jesus, how many times I gotta tell you to know your audience?

If they've waited this long, they'll wait longer.

That's the patient a powerful weapon to have a jar I'll take the lead on this

you just kick back in my days I won't have to do much. You got to be doing

something right to look as fucked up as you do right now.

You want to ring Sherilyn?

Play it by ear.

Shoot her a call, I'll run a fan by. I told her to be free tonight.

You want her on the red or the black drive?

Let's go with the red. Let's go with the green one.

The green one she had on last time.

Perfect.

You know, I met these two girls last night.

I can give them a call. I think they'd be into it.

No.

I don't want to overload these boys just yet.

In fact, have Cheryl here. Have her in the green dress, but bring a couple

options.

Straight hair, easy makeup, and whatever perfume she thinks will drive those

fuckers crazy.

Perfect. Last chance on the girls.

It's okay.

Cheryl knows what to do. I don't like surprises.

Yeah, but these girls, they'll do anything I tell them to. Harrison, hear

It's okay.

Focus, man.

Focus. Keep it in your pants.

Mother.

Your ass belongs to me tonight.

I'm gonna do this.

The first thing that comes to your mind when you see that word, women.

Come on, guys.

It's not a trick question. Anybody?

Pussy. Good. What else?

Bitches.

Bitches.

Now you say that, but are they really bitches?

Or are they bitches because you don't know how to control them?

Fuck that.

You know how to control them.

I have no doubt you know how to control some.

What about the really attractive ones?

The ones that seem unattainable?

Who the fuck are you?

You all came here through a referral.

It was all your choice.

Why'd you come?

Curiosity. That's right.

Curiosity. You heard your friends rave about what I told them and you had to

come meet me for yourself.

That's one ego you've got. It improves shit.

Neither of any of you.

Are you fucking kidding me? You're telling me this is the pick of the

have to work with?

This is what we got this week.

Okay, fuck you both, man. This is bullshit.

Let's go, guys.

This is a joke. Come on, guys. Go.

You want to know why you're here?

Women.

You want to control women.

And I don't care what your reason is.

Whether some high school girl broke your heart at prom or you got mommy issues,

I don't care.

You're here because whoever referred you is a product of my teaching.

And they've applied it so successfully that you had to come and meet the source

of their knowledge.

Me.

Now we all have our past demons of women who have fucked us up, right?

If you're just looking for pussy, I'm not some fucking P .E. Wade. Look that

shit up online. What I am going to do is teach you a scientific approach to

claiming women for whatever the fuck you want. Now sit the fuck down or get the

fuck out.

So what are you going to teach us that we don't already know, huh, Chief?

Better not be some kind of queer scam here, right? Chief?

That's good.

Is she here?

I'm glad you asked.

Cheryl!

Oh yeah, she's here.

Come on up.

Go on, honey. Hop on up there and keep your mouth shut.

Now, why did I do this?

Why did I bring her out here?

You want us to pluck her?

You should be so lucky.

But that's exactly the kind of juvenile response I expected.

I did it because this is what you do to women who look like this.

Do what?

Put her on a higher level than you.

Why?

The way she looks?

The way she acts?

Bullshit! You don't know us.

What, you think you're the first people I'm helping?

What's in it for you?

Everybody's got their own self -interested hand.

What's in it for me is to eliminate your perception that this chick is any

harder to get than some fat -ass bimbo eating pork rinds at the county fair.

Fuck you, Trevor.

Shut it!

I'm trying to make a point.

All women are exactly the same.

Okay, there's some undeniable truths.

One, every woman from a Catholic schoolgirl to a Victoria's Secret model

to get fucked.

Two,

all women want to be heard.

Not physically all the time, but emotionally, whatever. They love that

And the third undeniable truth is that all women want to be controlled. And I'm

here to teach you how to control so absolutely that they will do whatever

want.

It goes way beyond romance and love.

It's an addictive need to put us, the man, before their own needs, no matter

thick and twisted it is.

So what you're trying to say is you think all women are spineless, fuck

bitches that want us to control them?

I'm not trying to say it.

I said it. Yes.

How can you just stand there and listen to this?

I mean, doesn't it offend you?

Or is she just a paid actress?

Does that look like acting dipshits?

She never answered the question.

That's because she's the Hyatt slut.

Hyatt slut.

That's a good one.

Next time you open that shit hole of yours, I suggest you think about it

It's one thing if I call her names, but when you do it, it just sounds downright

degrading.

You got that, you fucker! Hey!

Fucker! Asshole, huh? You got that?

Dude, holy shit.

Are you out of your fucking mind? Not at all.

Just watch what you say, and it goes for you as well. You're in my house here.

Okay. You will show me the respect I deserve.

All right, dude, you've done enough. I want to bounce, man. Done something.

No. Yeah, this is the fun part.

Fuck off, man. Come on, come on, brother.

Come on.

How do you feel, huh?

Like shit, you asshole.

Come here. How do you feel?

All right, look, I shouldn't have done that, okay? That's how I am.

I had to make a statement.

A simple shut up would have worked.

It just doesn't help a panache.

I just think we're fucking nuts for not calling the cops or getting the hell out

of here.

Not really. It'd just be one person's war against the other.

Uh, no, it wouldn't because we all saw what you did.

Did you guys see him?

I didn't see anything.

Ah, fuck, dude! You guys are nuts, man!

You know what?

Are you gonna answer his question, lady? Huh?

Well, I... She doesn't have an opinion on the topic. I never said that, Trevor.

What the fuck was that about?

Shut up.

Watch.

Shh.

What the fuck do you think?

Hey, hey, hey.

Say it with me. Don't touch her. All right? Just watch.

This is what your approach to women should be.

They are lower than you.

They are injured.

And you are there to help them.

And then screw them over.

Simple.

Get the fuck out of here and ice that shit.

See that?

That's respect.

She may not show it, but she'll be back.

At the end of the day, all women want a man to put them in their place.

It's a subconscious desire that goes back thousands of years. To them, they

protected.

You guys need to learn how to harness that amazing gift and use it to your

advantage. And never let a woman think that she can control you.

Sit down. Sit back down.

That's respect.

A woman fitting in your faith.

Fucking crazy.

It's a love -hate thing with us.

Did you really know her?

Sit down. Would it matter if I did?

Uh, yeah.

That's assault.

I mean, using a girl is one thing, but hurting her?

Cuts and bruises eventually heal.

Emotionally scarring doesn't.

Whether she wants to admit it or not, a woman's brain is like a fucking sponge.

They will remember everything from that pimply -faced high school boy that

rejected him all the way to the alpha male that fucked him on a drunken one

-night stand.

And from the looks of you, pretty boy, I'm sure you've broken a few hearts, so

don't play safe with me.

Fucking asshole.

You assault a woman in an alley. And in the scuffle, your wallet falls out.

Yeah, she's going to report you. But you build rapport with that woman first,

and she'll be back.

Pretty weird, huh?

No, it's the validation of knowing that deep down you still care.

Even if he is beating her ass.

Good.

You guys learn quick. I like that. You want to know why?

Why? Because you're still here.

You didn't bitch out like most.

Your friends chose you well, and I'm pleased with that.

Now I'm going to ask you again.

Why did you come here, besides curiosity?

What did your friends tell you about me?

Probably something I told them they should keep quiet.

With all due respect, you still seem like a pretty sick fuck.

Why? Because of that?

Tell me you haven't fantasized about truly owning a woman.

Having total control.

You just don't know how to do it yet.

Why would I want to do that?

If you don't want to.

If this is too much to ask, now is the time to go.

No harm, no offense taken. I don't know you, you don't know me. And we won't

talk about this, because if you do, and you try to take me down, I swear to God,

I will get somebody to literally fuck you up your ass.

Am I clear on that?

Nobody's holding you guys in shackles here. You're free to go.

I'll hold no judgment.

Can we have a second to think about it?

Take all the time you need.

This guy's a tramp.

That guy is a sociopath. He is a sociopath, huh? He's locked his fucking

there. But we may know what he's talking about. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm

serious.

Hey, that woman could have been an actress. You're right.

Could have been?

Could have been, huh?

No, I doubt it. I saw her face. Trust me. She was in real pain. Just laying

right there? What if she was a method actress, huh?

Strong verse.

Yeah, I knew it.

This guy.

Who invited you to this? Friend? Who invited you?

Friend, but just because I showed up doesn't mean I have to stay. I mean, I

don't know. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're probably worried, huh? Maybe your

mom's going to call and see how you're doing. Meanwhile, dude, we're going to

learning from kids. Learning how to take kids. Huh? You're going to learn how to

sodomize women. That's pretty much it. Oh, sodomize. You never know, huh?

Doesn't leave the room, though, huh?

Maybe I'll just watch you guys.

It's like a fly on the wall.

Contradiction.

You're as big of douches as we are, dude. We just admit it. Yeah. Did you

see that hot dime piece that came in? Oh, my God.

I've been dreaming of her for 18 years.

18 years?

She was like the unicorn.

She doesn't do shit. She was like the unicorn.

She doesn't like him, obviously. Look how he treats her. She'd like someone

would treat her with respect.

All right.

What's the problem? Put on that little sweater you have with the buttons. It

doesn't make a part of your hair. There's a guy.

Fuck you. You both. Please don't leave. I'll leave it, dude.

No,

you know what? I'm going to stick around because I'd love to see you move one

more kidney, and I can't wait to see you bent over on that little podium that

she was on. So please, join me. Oh, now we're talking.

We're back.

For a little bit.

Yeah.

Mind? Not at all.

I do have my nice moments.

Okay, well, what else you got?

You guys aren't dogs begging for a treat.

And I'm not here to jump the hoops for you.

I'm just here to open your eyes to something men should already be aware

What happened to that girl, by the way?

She's still here. Don't worry about that.

So when do we get to meet your little helper over there?

He'll make an intro in a bit.

We're all still getting acquainted here.

Now you, Travis.

You said, what else do we have for you? Well, I'm going to turn it around and

ask, what do you have for me?

What do you mean? Why are you here?

All of you. I told you I was curious, and you've kept my interest so far

being a fucking sociopath.

Yeah.

Well, I know it doesn't seem like it, but I'm like Drano, cleansing your

of all the PC bullshit you guys learned throughout the years growing up.

Great, so you're just going to poison us along the way. Yeah.

Actually, he's not that bad.

I will give you props for pulling a woman like that, all right? Mad respect,

dude. Oh, gee, that's great.

You can suck my dick out.

Whatever, shut up. I'm talking about what your friends told you about me that

would make you want to come down here to some stranger's place and get

enlightened.

Well, I don't want to speak for all of us, but I'm pretty sure we all heard

you know how to fuck women.

Any type.

Women don't fuck me, guys.

They fuck themselves.

Every time they let me get inside their head with whatever mind -fucking

bullshit I say to them in any given moment.

That's the type of mentality you need to have towards women. All women have a

self -destructive gene that makes them want to get fucked over.

That's why it happens so often.

Why are you shaking your head?

Because it's horse shit.

They're not that dumb.

No? No, they aren't. Did you not see what happened earlier?

To the girl?

What you saw is what is possible if you shut up and listen to me.

I don't want to hurt him.

Fuck him, yeah, but not hurt him. I don't care what you want to do to him.

As long as you can use them for whatever you want.

It's times like this our gender's been castrated through propagandist bullshit

rhetoric that emasculates us.

And what the fuck do you think you're feeding us right now, dude?

What I'm feeding you is something to satisfy your desire to use women for

whatever the hell you want.

Does any of this crappy fucking actually work? I mean, seeing you push over that

bitch doesn't exactly convince me.

Let me prove it to you then.

Why don't you guys take a seat?

You want to take it from here?

My pleasure.

Those pills did help, you know.

I was enjoying the show you guys have been putting on.

Hey, fuck you, man.

Proving my point. Who the fuck is this guy?

Why don't you shut the fuck up and let him talk?

I like you.

You got the biggest mouth of all of them.

Great. You can suck my dick afterwards, too.

Ha! He's learning!

Very good. Very good. I like you. So you guys think everything Trevor's saying

up here is complete bullshit, right?

Maybe not bullshit, but not exactly eye -opening either.

Give me a second.

What's with this secret bullshit all of a sudden?

Yeah.

Sorry, I just... Yeah, I mean, what you're saying is right. I mean, you have

point there.

I'm gonna bring Cheryl back in, okay?

Dude, you don't need to do that. Dude, shut the fuck up, please. She's hot.

Dude, I'm scared of what they're gonna do next.

No, no, no. Please.

Let him do it. Bring her in.

I knew I liked you.

Wait here.

So who is he to you? Some brainwashed love child?

Hey! Get off! Your mouth gets fucked up!

You're fucking nuts!

You're nuts!

I'm out!

Fucking lunatic!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're not going to let some little scuffle make you leave now, are you? Are

guys some fucking cult? You like recruiting people and just fucking with

heads? And if not one scuffle, he's a fucking lunatic and he's losing it.

I'm not going to call the cops. I just want out.

Settle down there, cupcake.

Okay, he's not going to make you. Okay, well, it was Trevor's fault. He

shouldn't have done that. But at the same time, I take it as a compliment.

You know, he was trying to protect his favorite prodigy.

Me.

You're just as fucking delusional and narcissistic as he is. You guys fucking

belong together. Look, Jerry.

I got a little out of hand, right? I admit.

How about as an I'm sorry, I'll let you fuck Cheryl.

Oh, come on. Come on, you gotta be joking.

Get them the fuck out of here.

You heard him. Get the fuck out of here!

You're joking, right?

I see potential in you, Jared.

You've got that fire and hunger.

You apply that shit towards controlling women, there'll be no stopping you. How

do you know I don't do it already?

You don't know me.

That's exactly the kind of answer I love.

You think she's attractive?

I think any man with a straight dick would.

What do you want to do with her?

I'm not into fucking whores, man.

Jesus Christ!

I'm not a fucking whore, asshole.

Look, focus, Jared. Focus. She's not a whore, okay? I can attest to that.

Now, the reason I'm asking is because, honestly, you're the only one of these

dickwads here that can actually grasp what I'm trying to teach. I think I'm

getting out of here. But just stay another few minutes.

Why?

Because if you leave now, you're going to be wondering all the way home whether

I was serious about letting you fuck a seriously hot chick.

I think I'm doing just fine on my own. What did your friends tell you about me,

huh? That motivated you to come? Those other dickwads, they just wanted to fuck

with you. I saw that twinkle in your eye that told me you wanted a little bit

more.

You can sell that bullshit to yourself, but don't ask me to fuck with you. What

did he tell you? What did your friend tell you? It wasn't a friend!

It was my brother!

He came and saw you when he was getting a divorce.

Fucking whore cheated on him.

And he said after he saw you, he just felt liberated. He had a clear peace of

mind.

And his outlook changed forever for the better.

So I came to the source to see if it was true.

I was fucking wrong.

No, I'm good.

Do you love your brother?

Of course I do.

Yeah. When she did that to him, did it hurt you?

Yeah. Yeah?

Fuck her? Yeah, exactly. Why?

Because of what she did to him. Do you want to know the truth?

The truth is it wasn't her fault. It was his.

How was it his fault?

She was the one who cheated and took all the money. It was his fault because he

lost sight of who he was. He let his bitch control him, which is the first

cardinal sin.

What?

You don't believe me? You can ask him. He'll be the first one to admit it.

I've seen this situation all too often.

That didn't happen to me. But it will if you don't listen to me and learn.

Be one of the few that can boast that no women will ever affect them because you

are the one in control.

Fucking nuts.

I know.

I'm just one of the few that have accepted it.

Okay, wait. Come back next week, okay? We'll finish this.

Don't think about that.

Girl, you did beat my ass.

Everybody could use a little ass kicking now and then.

Consider it tough love.

Where do you

think you're going?

I told you I was leaving.

The first thing you said to me tonight was pussy in response to what was the

first thing that came to your mind when you saw the word woman. Now you've got a

woman in front of you. What do you want me to do?

Christ, it's not what I want you to do.

It's what you want to do.

I'm not exactly buying this moral dilemma bullshit you're trying to sell

here. You've got a woman in front of you. Use her.

Pretend she's your brother's wife.

Pretend she's your wife.

She's out late. Maybe she's fucking someone up. Bad.

Yeah, bad. If we don't control them like wild, like beasts, Jared, don't be

abused. Be the abuser.

Use her before she uses you. Fuck her before she fucks you. Fuck you. Every

single woman who has ever fucked you over is laughing at you right now

you were being a fine little shit. Now do something about it, you little

pussy. Shut up!

You want to see that? You want me to prove something to you? You want me to

charge?

You want me to prove something to you? Huh?

You want me to take charge?

Huh?

Right here? You want me to fuck her?

Come in, come back in.

I get bored watching Cheryl fuck random guys.

Except when you're the one on top of them.

No, I don't.

Speak of the devil.

I'm taking off, okay?

How was he?

Pretty gentle, actually.

I like being held after.

Geez, it's always the ones with the most bark that are the most sensitive.

Amen to that.

Was he as good as he let on?

I've had worse.

You can laugh when I'm that creative.

I can change that.

What are you guys doing out here anyway? It's fucking crazy.

We're having a man -to -man discussion, Cheryl. So why don't you get the fuck

out of here?

Such an asshole.

Here's him.

I'm trying to get back to life, okay?

Now.

God, I love fucking with that shit.

So easy.

She puts up with everything.

Does it ever bother you?

What?

Throw fucking random guys.

Why would it? I fuck other women.

Yeah, I know that, but it's like you always say, the man should always be in

control. Don't let the women run wild. I am in control of the situation.

I create the situation.

With any potential guy, nothing's out of reach for us.

It doesn't matter.

Married, dating, bye.

Diet, training doesn't make any fucking difference at all. We're just the same.

I do it to make a point.

You ever think she does it when you're not around?

No. Why?

Because I control her.

She doesn't disrespect me. We have an understanding.

Much like you and April, I'm sure.

Come on, Ben. Come on. I haven't seen you in weeks.

What's going on? Are you avoiding me? Is that it? No. My favorite prodigy

avoiding his master? No, man. It's just... I just haven't spent a lot of

with April.

You know, it's crunch time now. I can't fuck anything up.

Very good.

How long has it been?

Three years.

Fucking Christ.

Are you kidding me? It's been three years?

Three years since we met. I can't believe it myself.

She still hasn't fucked you?

Okay, dude, let me put it this way.

I got her to give me head once, and she cried for like two hours after it out of

guilt.

Stone cold Catholic cunt, that one.

Stone cold Catholic cunt. That's good.

Where'd you get that?

You had nothing.

You know what?

Hit the pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.

I'm not talking about your pussy.

There's a reason why I nurtured you so well. You had promise. You had potential

like nobody I've ever taught.

Jesus, man, you're treating me like a fucking racehorse. That's what you are.

You're a fucking racehorse, man. You got that bitch hooked on you like heroin.

She feeds off your every word.

Every single word.

Let me see that picture again.

She's an angel, man.

I don't deserve her, but so will I.

Yeah, you do.

You absolutely do.

She's beautiful.

Jesus, Trevor, it looks like you want to fuck the photo. Give me it back.

So, you still pulling that James Bond shit?

What? You know, sleeping with a gun under your pillow?

Dude, ever since you told me that story, it is my worst fear in my life. I would

rather go to bed without a condom than without a gun. God damn it, I shouldn't

even have brought that shit up. You know what? Some guys learn the hard way.

May that never happen to you.

Who is it? Who is it?

It's Sarah, motherfucker. Just open the fucking damn door.

Hold on. Hold on.

Sarah. Open the fucking door. Open the fucking door. Just hold on a second.

Sarah.

Shut the fuck up.

You need to shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ.

Hold it.

Just shut up. I'm trying to sleep. You're going to get me evicted, you

bitch. Shut the fuck up.

Get the fuck out of my apartment!

What do you want?

You don't remember me, do you?

Huh? I've pissed off a lot of chicks in my lifetime, huh?

I was bound to bite you in the fucking ass, wasn't it?

Don't fucking move! Don't fucking move! Okay!

Okay. Okay, I'm trying to stay calm here. I'm hoping you will, too. All

Whatever I did, whatever I'm done, let's just talk about it when we can fix it.

You were a lot harder to track down than I thought. What the fuck? Who are you?

You know,

it's weird, but sometimes I can actually fucking feel the pain where the scar

is. Still, you're lucky you didn't go for your heart.

What happened after it?

It's a big city. You know, after a little spat, I was able to calm her down

through my intense power of persuasion.

Which was?

A cock.

Hey, Artie.

It's Trevor.

It's Trevor.

Yeah.

Listen, man.

I need a favor, man. I'm in a bit of a pickle here.

Yeah.

Serious? Yeah.

Yeah, like ditching a late -night dinner with the in -law. Serious.

20 minutes?

Yeah.

Don't fuck me over, all right?

I owe you.

about you.

Like I said, I don't know. I haven't seen her.

It's a big city.

I'm sure she's spreading her legs out.

But enough about that bitch.

Honestly, sometimes I don't know how I put up with you this long.

I really don't.

Listen, seriously.

Look at me.

I want you to promise me.

Okay? I'm serious.

Promise me.

with April on that beautiful wedding day.

I want you to enjoy the reception, okay? I want you to enjoy it. I want you to

eat the marvelous cake. I want you to drink the delicious wine. I want you to

dance your ass off.

But when the smoke's cleared, you're alone with her.

you to fuck the shit out of her. I want you to open the gates of heaven and fuck

her so hard I swear to God she'll wish she was already there. You got that?

Dude, what makes you think I'm not gonna do that already?

Normally I seal the deal in one night. This has been three fucking years in the

making. You're not listening to me, okay? You're not listening to me. I'm

serious. I want you to tear the bitch up.

Make her pay for making you wait three years like that. You're my golden boy.

Fine.

Anything else, master?

Now that you mention it.

Oh, fuck. Come on, let's do it. Really? This again? We're going to do this

again? When was the last time we sparred? Come on! When you were drunk

drove your drunk ass home and you pooped in the back of my car. I would. I would

be fucked up, man. But you suck a pussy on that. You lose every time.

And well, fuck off.

You're just too slow. That's the problem. I'm fucking on you.

Bitch.

Would I ever put you in danger?

to yourself.

I guess she was your sister.

I guess.

No one should go out at that age.

What happened to you?

Mind your own fucking business.

Harrison kicked your ass again?

Something going on between you two?

What do you mean?

Are you fucking him?

Yeah.

You asked me to anyway.

That's what I like to hear.

Get down.

My mouth hurts. I want to.

You watch one of your videos.

I get tired of watching you finger fuck yourself.

Sit down.

Here's what we're going to do.

I'm going to drink this beer, watch some TV, and you're going to chow down on my

cock. And I don't care who you have to think about or fantasize to get through

it, but you are going to do it.

Am I perfectly fucking clear?

Yeah.

I didn't unzip him to feel a breeze.

I mean right fucking now.

Get down.

Be careful. My balls are killing me.

What now?

Are you serious?

I'm not doing this for you. I wanna see me. Oh fuck that.

Sit down!

Stop moving around.

So let me get this straight.

You want to watch yourself while I go down on you. Why?

Just heal me.

Action.

Hey, baby, what's up?

Yeah, sorry I missed your call. I was just waking up.

Uh,

nothing. That's nothing. That's just, um... I didn't want to wake up the dogs,

you know.

No, I know.

I know.

Well, you should try to come to dinner with me tonight with my family.

Uh, tonight?

No. I, uh, I don't think I'll be able to do that. I promised an old friend that

I would, uh, that I would go to his event.

So... Okay, no, no, it's fine.

We'll do it another time.

Yeah.

So... Oh, yeah, tomorrow?

Tomorrow sounds great.

Yeah. Dinner?

Your treat?

Okay.

Okay, well, I have to go because the food's here.

All right.

I'll call you later, all right?

I love you.

This looks delicious.

Thank you.

Did you really have to do that?

Of course I did.

Harrison, I assume?

Of course.

What's wrong?

You nervous?

About what?

I mean, yeah, a little bit.

But that's normal, right?

I can't believe you had to buy your own wedding ring. Oh, Mom, come on.

Can we drop this?

I'd say you interrogate him enough.

You know, maybe I should be interrogating you a little bit more.

Honey, he skips church.

He never pays for a thing.

And you never get to see him at his supposed work.

Now, I know men.

And that does not add up. Where are you going?

I told you, I have to go.

You better not end up giving me any more hickeys. I don't want him to wear a

scarf for another two weeks.

Don't worry. Your beautiful skin is fine, Harrison.

He wants his space, Mother.

And I have to respect that.

Harrison has stood by me for three years.

This is supposed to be the most amazing time in my life.

And once we're married, I promise to you that he will prove the type of man he

is to you.

You better, or I'll castrate him.

Oh, Mom, come on. All right.

I'm sorry I went too far.

I will back off.

You enjoy your food, and we can talk about something pleasant.

Harrison is pleasant.

Sit by your sister for me, okay?

Bye, Apple.

Don't worry, I told her.

You really think I don't know who they think just because the number's blocked?

Oh, God, you are relentless.

how you keep getting in touch with me, but you do it again and I'm going to

you worse than I did the first time.

And you even think about getting your April again and I will bury you. Do you

hear me? You don't talk to her. You don't try to get to her. Hey!

Don't you cut me off. Do you hear me? I am dead serious.

And don't you test me.

Because with your track record, they will lock you up so fast and you will

finally be getting Fuck the way you deserved.

Now fuck off!

Trevor says there's no end to the cycle.

I disagree.

It ends when you feel the worst person in the world is the one you're looking

in the mirror.

I haven't hit that yet.

Every single woman I see is not an object of sexual desire.

They are a test.

A simple obstacle to devour and spit out like mouthwash.

They don't clean me.

They are venom.

And the only antidote is to go on to the next one.

As for April, well, she hasn't got a goddamn clue what's waiting for her.

Harrison, we have to stop. This really hurts. Just be quiet. It'll get better,

promise.

I trust you. Can you just hold my hand? This really hurts.

Shut up. I need to focus.

Okay.

Okay, I'm going to split in half. We have to stop.

Harrison,

what are you...

Seriously, get off!

What?

What is it?

You weren't even listening to anything I was saying!

You were hurting me!

That's how it's supposed to be. It hurts at first, and then it gets better.

Stop yelling at me!

You know, for someone who has the same experience as me, you certainly know a

lot about this.

What? I can still know about this stuff?

Jesus Christ, it's our wedding night. I want it to be...

I'm saying that I want to be able to fuck my wife on my wedding night without

hearing her nagging bullshit about, oh, it's hurt, it stops, it hurts. Stop it,

stop it. I mean, Jesus Christ, I own you.

Okay. First of all, nobody owns me.

We are an entity together.

Second of all, this is my first time and I wanted it to be special.

Oh, don't give me that sentimental bullshit.

A wife's only obligation is...

whenever He sees you.

even look at me, can you?

You know, this is the first time in three years that I've known you that I

actually questioning your sincerity about everything.

It's like you're a different person.

What is it, Harrison? Is it because I can't handle making love? Is that it?

Did you marry me for my money?

I mean, all the times that my mom warned me.

I know it's harsh, but you snapping at her for the mention of a prenup?

Your ambiguous answers when it always came down to money?

God forbid me if I'm wrong and I'm...

Betrayed the trust that I should have for you. I pray with every ounce of my

being that I am wrong about this. But if I'm not, Harrison, you need to tell me.

Not tomorrow.

Not in ten minutes.

Now.

Please, Harrison, just tell me.

You owe me that.

Did you marry me for my money?

I just want you to go.

I poisoned my life.

I'm not really upset about that.

I'm just sad that it took you from me.

You didn't poison me very good.

You just made me see the world clear.

That there are evils out there that I couldn't even imagine.

That I was me.

How cliche, though.

The evil misogynist grows a conscience after completely corrupting...

Fucking A.

Who are you?

You're a guy that's about to get fucked up with me in celebration.

That's who you are.

Unless you don't have the energy left in your balls.

Jesus Christ, Harrison, what happened, man? You look like shit.

Come on, how'd it go, huh? Did you get into it, man? Did you fucking tear that

shit up?

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

I came by to tell you I quit smoking.

What the fuck do you think I'm doing here? I want to know how it went.

You didn't invite me to the wedding because I thought I'd crack your night.

Dude, I'm kidding.

For Christ's sake.

You look like you saw death or something. What happened?

I fucked up, Trevor.

What do you mean you fucked up? How did you fuck up?

Three years.

Three plus years. And it took me this long to realize it.

Three years. You better start making... some sense here. Three years for what?

Three years of being with April?

How did you fuck it up?

No.

I'm not talking about April.

Then what the fuck are you talking about?

I'm talking about you. What are you doing? Get your hands off me.

Three. Four years of being spoon fed. The most ludicrous mind fucking

bullshit that I have ever heard.

I drank that shit up and you poisoned me. You poisoned me. I was naive and I

horny and I drank that shit up and for what? To impress you? Is that it?

Shut up and listen to me. No, you listen to me.

I have sat there and listened to every bullshit lecture and seminar and stupid

fucking speech that you have given over the years. I have watched you do

everything. I have seen you sodomize. and manipulate naive men so that you can

have the control. But you know what? It's not about you controlling women.

It's about you controlling everyone.

I mean, goddamn, I'm so fucking stupid that I didn't realize that it took me

seeing someone that I completely corrupted for me to understand that.

I am scum, but I am nothing like you because I may have fucked hundreds of

women. I may have gotten crabs from your bitch Cheryl. I may have even

violated... everything that is moral, but seeing that girl tear up, seeing her

tear up, that was the icing on the cake.

For what? For the inheritance?

Is that what you want to prove? For the money? For her mom's money? Is that it?

You know nothing about the situation.

I know everything about the situation!

I created the situation!

You do not have permission to grow a conscience right now.

Oh, what? Because you're the fucking boss of me, huh? If that ain't you're

boss of me?

You better keep your words close to your vest if you know what's best for you. I

can't believe you fucked this up for me.

For you?

For you? What the fuck do you get out of this except the pleasure of seeing

another innocent girl corrupted?

I have everything to do with this, you backstabbing little shit.

How do you think her mom got all that money, huh?

I had it all put together. All you had to do was grab it.

Why do you think I invested so much time making you a powerful, apathetic

machine? I might be a fucking machine, but this machine has a little bit of

fucking heart that's way more than you have. Why?

We had this!

Fuck!

Why do you want this, Trevor?

Why are you even fucking here? What do you have to do with this? What if I

wasn't always like this?

Huh?

What if there was another Trevor in a past life who was successful and

and had it all taken away by some fucking bitch who thought to bring me

financially, emotionally, every which way?

What if that Trevor had to go into hiding?

lick his wounds, and come back a resurrected being with a profound

a promise that he would move heaven and earth and everything in between to make

sure he never had to go through what he endured before or any other guy I could

save.

Well, I guess you're right.

Everybody has their demons.

For your sake, you fucked that little cunt good.

I hope you gave her so much pain, everybody in your immediate family can

it.

Damn it!

Come on. You fuck.

We always do this for a pretend. Let's do it fucking real.

Do you have any idea how much money you fucking cost me?

Shit really a knife. That's what you're gonna use

He deserves, okay?

I'm just a guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Who are you?

What are you doing here? What was he saying?

I knew Harrison.

I didn't know him. He was an acquaintance.

I couldn't make the wedding. I wanted to wish... At night?

Here?

Bullshit! I overheard your conversation.

Why was he trying to kill you?

Miss, guns make me really nervous, okay?

He was the bad guy. He tried to kill me for no reason. You saw that.

We can talk about this, okay, honey?

Who are you?

Look, if you didn't put the gun down, or just lower it, or just get

it out of my fucking face, I should put the fucking gun down, you little cunt!

How's this?

I was never here, okay?

I don't know you.

Look at me.

Fuck. You don't know me.

I said fucking look at me!

My golden boy.

You judge my heart.

You judge my soul.

You judge my whole life without knowing it.

You judge my thoughts with a right or wrong.

You judge my things without knowing it.

I come just fine with you.

Bye. Bye.

You judge my heart.

You judge my balls.

They're right all the time.

You judge my big time.

There's no end in.

You take your smile.

For your donate celebration.

You cover up.

I refuse to abide.

I refuse to justify