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Do you know how fucked you are?

Yeah, do you?

I didn't do anything. I don't know what you guys are talking about. You're up

shit creek without a paddle, buddy. Look, we caught you stealing red

buddy. You were a fucking hat or a catch -all.

Where's all our fucking merchandise?

You've been handed over. You made me chase you.

You guys are sectists, okay? What?

Yeah, I mean, I show my nipples and I get some free beats. I've ran since

fucking high school track, all right? I'm not a girl. What the fuck? Okay,

That's not it. We know you stole from the street.

You know you got some of these watches.

Where are the fucking watches?

I want them now.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I have you on camera. I didn't do anything.

What the fuck is this?

What is going on here?

Upside down! Excuse me, take your hand off my cell phone.

This is our merchandise.

Do you understand what he means?

If he's putting the watch on, it's upside down.

It's not even on correctly, ma 'am. It doesn't matter if it's on upside down if

he's here looking at it. What is this outfit? Do you understand that it's

Gras? Yeah, I get it. But, like, seriously, your son has thrown over $1

worth of watches. Is he hiding that in his pocket? Yeah. Like, if he has it in

his pocket, he's trying it on. All right. You can have it back.

I don't even know about this anyway. It's stupid.

No, give us the rest.

I'm out. We need the rest.

We know you're hiding it. I know you're hiding it. Can you stop barking?

Stop barking.

Yeah. Do you have anything on you?

I mean, just eat these, but, you know, like, I show my nipples, then I got

No, he has a lot more than that. We have on camera.

I want to see the video.

We'll take it easy.

I swear.

That was the truth.

All right, all right, all right. I think we need to give them a minute. Hold on,

hold on, hold on. No, no.

We are going to put you in jail over this. This is over $1 ,000 worth of

merchandise. It's a felony.

Just hand it over, buddy, and we're going to search you right now. I don't

to hurt your college career.

Can I have a minute with my son, please?

I'm Brian.

Did you take anything?

No. Okay, so you guys, like, that's it. No, no, no. Ma 'am, ma 'am, ma 'am,

ma 'am.

Ma 'am, the police will be on their way. Please hold on. Sure, bring a cup.

Well, we've got to search him right now. Where are you going to get searched? We

have every right to do this. This is our merchandise. We have you on camera

stealing our shit.

And I'm here as a witness for you guys to harassing him.

We're not harassing him. Stand up. Come on. We're going to search you right now.

Be honest. Just get rid of this shit. Stand up. Stand up. Look, look. There's

more than he needs. Arms right here.

Pat him down. Pat him down. Spread your legs. Spread your legs. Arms out.

There you go. Don't move. No fancy little weasel move.

All right. Wand them.

All right, man. Wand them.

Hey,

wait. We're going to wand you. Hold on. I'm going to wand you. You should get a

real job because, you know, you're multiple. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, it's

right by your fucking.

What? No, no, no.

Okay, look. There's just one right here. That's where it was. That's where it

was. Hey, rookie, rookie, sir. It's still buzzing.

It's still fucking buzzing. Look, I.

Check his ankles. Check his ankles.

It's buzzing down here, too.

Holy shit! What is this?

That's my mom's.

Is it still buzzing?

Oh, yeah, it's still buzzing.

No, you're about to be obsessed with it.

You're a fucking weirdo. I don't think you have the authority to do a strip

search anyways.

No, I think that we need to have qualified officers here.

I'm going to need you to retrieve my merchandise.

That's hilarious.

My merchandise is right here.

Right here.

And it needs to be thread.

I'm not touching his fucking pants.

Well, I mean, if you don't want to touch his pants, I mean, none of us are going

to do anything.

I mean, his career is going to be ruined. He's never going to go to

I'm going to throw the fucking book at him. It's a felony.

He's still going.

I still don't have my merchandise.

Look, I can just do the nightingale. I'll be fine.

They'll search you more heavily.

They're going to find the other three watches you got stashed.

Shut the fuck up, Fred. I don't like school anyway. No, shut up.

You're going to go to school.

Your dad can come back again. Do you have something in your pants?

Ryan. What? Do you have something in your pants? Yeah, what the fuck?

Look, that's it. Okay, I swear. That was the last one. Your dad. Still buzzing.

Still buzzing.

Look,

just take it back and then we're fine, right?

There's nothing fun for those cheap watchers. Can you shut up for a second?

Can we just fucking talk to him, Brian?

Do you, like, be honest with me?

Do I have to be?

Yeah.

Can you fucking chill out?

Paul fucking blurt. Like, chill the fuck out.

Do you have... Do you have...

Your dad can't find out. I'll deal with these fucking idiots.

I'll deal with these fucking idiots.

Give me the rest of them. Okay, there's like... Oh my fucking God.

See, that was it. That's more than a thousand dollars.

That was all we had. Shut the fuck up!

Shut the fuck up!

I'm going to fucking deal with it. You shut the fuck up.

You're killing me. I'm supposed to be out having fun right now?

So, um... Shut the fuck up. No.

You're not going to go to jail because you're going to lose your fucking

scholarship. You have something else in your fucking pants.

I just gave them to you. Take your fucking pants down.

Take your fucking pants down!

You're fucking sweating. I know you're hiding something else.

God damn Christ, you are such a little bitch.

Wait, um... Mom, don't do that.

What the fuck? We knew it.

It feels good.

Please retrieve my merchandise, ma 'am. I'm not touching that. I think you need

to shut up for a minute.

It's like a cock ring, you know?

You're a fucking weirdo.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why? Why?

It matches my skin tone.

Take it off.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Leave it on. You don't want it?

No, I don't want it. Put it back on then.

No, shut the fuck up. Let me handle this, please.

Guys, so, clearly, he's an idiot.

Um, I, I don't want this to go anywhere.

Um,

What can I do to make this go away? Well, I mean, he got merchandise from

mean, let's say you don't have anything on you. How do we know you're not

working together? God, you guys are just even more fucking stupid. Why would she

hide it? Hey, hey, hey. That's my mom. Hey, hey, hey.

That's my mom, all right?

You guys. Look, this is a coffee. I mean, she can hide it anywhere.

I mean, it could be anywhere on there, right? Well, just let them call the

Mom. It's bullshit.

Fuck these guys. You shut your fucking mouth, you fucking retard. You fucking

did this, and you would lose your fucking scholarship.

So you're fucking welcome, and you are going to be fucking grounded until

fucking dead, Mom.

Okay, okay, what the fuck?

Hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about? You're the one who's talking.

hey, hey.

We have to do a full cavity search here, guys, right? A cavity search? I just

thought...

here. We're going to do a full cabin search, all right?

There we go.

You guys are over there.

Ryan, you did this. You made me run.

I'm sorry, Mom.

There it is. Just got to make sure there's nothing in here, all right?

Have you proven your point yet?

No, no, no. I mean, there's a bunch of us here. We're going to have to all take

our turns.

All right, we all got to do a very, very thorough job here and make sure there's

nothing inside, all right? Yeah, this isn't worth it. Just let it be. You shut

the fuck up, Ryan.

There we go. Just want to make sure there's nothing in there. We got to do a

very thorough job.

Make sure we all take our time, all right?

There we go.

And do you think that you're going to find something different each time you

I don't know, but hey, why don't you come down here and stare at this?

Put your face right next to it. There you go. Put it real close to you. Can

please leave him alone?

That's what you did to your mother. I'm learning.

There you go.

What are you doing to your mother putting her in this position, huh?

Hey, why don't you get into the chat?

Look, boy.

Watch. No, no, no. Keep on watching.

Okay. No, watch while he takes his turn.

Searching for any maybe words that she might have shoved up there or something

like that.

All done.

No, hey, hey, hey. Keep watching. Keep watching. Keep watching.

Because we've got something for you next. Don't worry about it.

Get in there. Get in there.

I think you're good.

Proving the point, right? I'm pretty sure there's nothing in there.

Well, we're going to see it. There we go.

Get in there. Get in there.

Are you watching? I'm watching.

We're watching. Yeah, you better be watching. Keep it. Keep it. There you

Fucking watches.

Keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it nice and ready. Get it nice and ready.

sure there's nothing in there.

Is that getting wet? Yeah.

What the fuck?

No.

Okay, all right.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Yeah, this is what you get to have a bad son.

All right, it's in there. All right, come on.

Is this worth it for you?

You learned not to steal anymore.

Hey, it made me run.

All the way across the fucking mall. You didn't do anything, right, guys?

Keep going.

We're not there yet, all right?

A little faster.

Faster. Faster.

Faster. Yeah, that's the jam right there. Keep going. Keep going.

There you go. That's right.

Oh, I think she might be enjoying this a little bit. Look at her. Look at her.

Oh, she might even like that.

I think she might orgasm a little bit.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

That's it. There we go.

Okay, can we say that we're done?

Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. Fine, fine. Well, I mean, if we're not

here, then I guess we're going to have to call the police still.

Yeah, but then again, you also said... We just got what you wanted. No, no, no,

we're not done yet.

But then again, you also did say, you know, we'll do whatever it takes to, you

know, get out of this, right?

Brian, you're fucking dead, but yes.

Well, it was three of us here, and we figured, why not take this opportunity

see if, uh, maybe you could, uh, help us out.

Help us out and make us all come, huh?

And, uh, you care about his future, right?

Yeah, and you don't want to see your son go to jail and get arrested.

Just a couple nights, Mom.

No, no, no, it won't be more like ten years.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you guys are calling for a Kenobi thing?

Yeah,

if they knew the law, they'd be real caught. Did you see the one he had

his cock?

That's a fucking expensive watch.

I didn't look closely enough. Apparently you did, though.

It's very shiny.

So the deal is, you make us all cum, right? And what do you mean, son,

though? I figured this would happen.

Well, you gotta make us all cum, though. All of us. Should we let them discuss

this? I mean, would you like a little time to talk to your son about this?

What do you mean, all of you?

All of us. Yeah. We're going to make this all come. We're going to make this

come.

One, two, three.

All of us. All of us. It's not worth it, Mom.

Huge job.

We'll give them a minute to discuss.

Yeah? Yeah. Come on.

Give them a minute to discuss this.

We'll be back.

Ryan. Help me.

What's going to fucking happen if you put us into this situation?

No, no, I don't mean fuck them. I mean, fuck these guys. Just let them go to

jail. Now, you've put me into this situation.

If you get in trouble with your dad, it's over.

You've fucked up so many fucking times.

I'm so sorry.

There's got to be another way. He's already in the certain amount of fucking

trouble. How many times?

Well, I don't know. A lot?

Yeah. So, look.

There's got to be another way. I mean, there's got to be something else, right?

Look. You got us in this?

I'm going to get us out.

Please, please don't do this. Please.

You shouldn't have done this in the first place.

Look, I know I fucked up. No, you fucking own me. You fucked up huge.

If you ever do anything like this again, I'm not going to fucking save you in

this. Your life is forever going to change if...

All right, all right. That's enough time. Have you guys come to a decision

No, I think maybe we need... Well, I don't know about that.

I mean, I think it's either... You cannot?

Now, or... Either fucking Bieber?

Are you from the fucking 50s?

Jesus Christ.

You're going to come really fucking soon.

What do you say?

And we let this all out.

Yeah.

Yep. What do you want?

I

can't

watch this. No, no. Sit the fuck down.

You made us run all over the fucking mall.

Come on.

You know...

Come on, if you're going to act like this, we're never going to come and

never going to get the fuck out of here. You're just going to have to throw

yourself in jail. So why don't you do us a favor and pretend like you actually

like it, all right? It'll be a lot quicker and easier for you, okay?

That's nice.

I mean, it is Mardi Gras, right? So why don't you just do it?

You're going to fucking jerk it. Watch.

Pull your fucking cock out.

Jerk it.

He's already been touching himself the whole time.

That's right.

See, you keep watching your own self cock, right?

Oh, fuck. That feels good.

Oh, my God. I think there might be a watch back there. We've got to find it.

No watch back there?

Oh.

Nope, no watch. No watch. Oh, that's nice.

Here, Rookie, get in there.

Yeah, fuck that dirty whore mouth.

Beautiful. That's beautiful dirty whore mouth.

Fuck yeah.

You know what?

Her son's fucking cocked up. What the fuck?

Come on. Well, I mean, we did say all of us, right?

You are a sick fuck. Hey, hey, come on. Why don't you come here and get it from

your mom right now?

Come on. Come on.

Take your cock out and put it in your mom's mouth.

There you go.

You want to get out of here, don't you?

You gotta come too. It just won't work.

There you go.

You're fucking hard.

Well, yeah.

What are you fucking doing?

I mean, you're nice too.

Yeah,

she knows. You?

Yeah, be soft and gentle with me.

Just shut the fuck up.

Yeah,

that's enough.

Yeah, that's nice.

Brandon, you did this huge.

Awesome.

Take it to dad, man.

Oh, look at that. Yeah, don't you run out, huh?

Dirty. What did you shut the fuck up?

Love it.

Love it. Take that cup of coffee in your mouth and shut up. All right, I'm

closing my eyes.

I mean, it's taking a lot bigger than all you guys are saying. I'm not worried

about that.

No, I'm not concerned about that.

Yeah, that's nice.

I had a dream like this one.

Back and forth. Come over here.

You make it fucking easier for me. And if you stop me in the fucking eye,

going to have to pay for my fucking insurance.

I'm not going to snap your hand.

Grab those titties. Yeah, grab that titty.

Oh, what a beautiful fucking mouth. I love it.

Those fucking eyes are ridiculous.

She really cares about you.

You're a lucky, lucky man.

There

we

go.

There we go.

How are we getting this thing off?

It's a whole process.

Why don't you take it off for us, huh? We'll wait.

Your mom's got a nice fucking ass.

She has some ass for fucking days. I fucking love it.

This is not where I go, Mom. Oh, fuck. Yeah, we've got you.

Yeah.

Oh, this is good.

You're not fucking wrong, Kate.

She does have a nervous system.

What the fuck, Ryan? Hey, hey, hey.

Just close your eyes, Mom.

Get it back down there. Get it back down there.

God damn it.

Oh, look.

Oh, my God. You're being a dirty girl.

Yes, right.

Yes, that's it. Making her toes curl. That's fucking good, kid. Forget it.

Fuck her fucking ass. Make her feel like your dad, right?

Yeah.

Whose dick's better, his or her?

She's better. All right, guys.

Fuck you.

Damn it. You can't fucking tell your dad about this.

No, never.

Oh, fuck, that's nice.

Oh, my God.

You guys are going to let us go after this, right?

Yeah. She makes us come.

Oh,

yeah. God damn it.

That's it.

That's it.

I never thought you'd be able to handle all these cars.

You can man blink at me.

Do I get to take a watch on him?

Discuss that, alright?

Let's focus on her making us come first, alright?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You little big dick bastard.

Fuck her good.

Fuck her good.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck.

Oh,

I can't squeeze it. I'm sorry.

You can fucking come squeeze that fucking dick right out of that fucking

You'll know.

You'll know what she does when that's right. Fuck her.

Fuck that beautiful fucking cunt.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

God damn it. I need your mom. Come on, you fucking cunt.

Oh, fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

What's that?

What?

I mean, you have nice tits.

Oh, for Christ's sake. You have nice nipples, so I thought maybe I would...

God. You're a little bastard. It's fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Give it, give it.

Oh,

that sucks.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my fucking God.

Oh, shit.

I think she likes fucking her son.

Yeah, it looks like she does.

Oh, he has a better dick than all of you guys.

Oh, fuck.

Doesn't bother me at all.

Doesn't bother me one bit.

I wonder how she's going to explain this to him. She's not fucking her husband

anymore, huh? Right.

Yeah, you pound that.

Make her come on in.

Come on in. She's going to make us come all over.

Fuck. Dirty.

I keep doing this.

Feels really.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Look at that.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my fucking God.

God.

Oh, my fucking

God.

Better than that, please.

Keep going.

Come on.

Oh, right there. Keep going.

I can watch on.

I can watch on. I'm a fucking nut.

Ryan. This means watch.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna come.

Ah, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I feel good. I can't wait for that to pop.

Ryan. Mm -hmm.

Oh, I feel so good. I really want to.

Can I keep the watch?

I want that fucking back. Yeah, fuck that.

You fucking owe me, Brian.

There he goes.

Okay. Are we done?

Yeah, you're done. Get your shit and get the fuck out of here, all right? All

right, cool.

Thanks, Mom.