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Ladies and gents, supes and civvies, rip up the history books, because in New

York this morning, Godalkin University all -star A -Train was just drafted into

La Siete, which of course makes this piece for the first African -American on

the world's premier super team. And so we're thrilled to welcome A -Train to

Seven, which proves what we have been saying for a long time.

We live in a post -racism world.

First black man in the seventh.

Hey, girls, come look at this.

No, thanks, Daddy.

This is history.

Don't smile.

Mom, you have to do it like Kendall.

He goes clubbing with Jake Paul and Scott Disick. I will take whatever I can

get. No,

I'm using Lord Kelvin. That's the good one.

That's the best one. Delete it, Marie. Delete it.

What's the matter?

I'll be right back. Marie, you OK?

Yeah, just a stomachache. You eat something?

That's probably your tilapia. Mm -mm. You, cram it.

And you, let me get you some Pepto.

It really is fine.

Baby girl, you need help? Don't come in.

I'm fine.

I'm a bad bitch, and I got bad anxiety.

People call me rude cause I ain't letting them try me. Saying I'm a hoe

I'm in love with my body. Issues, but nobody I can talk to about it. They keep

saying I should get help, but I don't even know what I need.

They keep saying speak your truth, and at the same time say they don't believe.

Man, excuse me while I get into my feelings for a second. Usually I keep it

down, but today I gotta tell it. Not that anybody gives a fuck anyway, but

everybody... Ever since Starlight left the 7th, I've just been inspired to

my own truth. I mean...

We all have boundaries, right?

Friday, Saturday, Sunday, jump back high, bad bitch, I always do. All I

want to hear is it'll be okay. Bounce back cause a bad bitch can have bad

All I really want to hear is it'll be okay. Bounce back cause a bad bitch can

have bad days.

Move perfect.

Sorry. Wow.

Guess I'm just surprised.

But I can go, right? I mean, it's a full ride.

And I'm 18. Congratulations.

Wouldn't be surprised if you ended up protecting a city one day. I think you

meant to say first black woman in the seven.

Well, I stand corrected.

But Marie, um, most kids around here with a history like yours,

they don't get adopted.

So they get sent to the Vaught Adult Facility in Elmira.

Yeah.

I know. I don't think you do.

That place, it's not like here.

You would be locked up.

Worse.

But, God, you graduate, you could wipe all that clean and start fresh.

So don't fuck it up. Don't fuck it up.

I'm never coming back.

I'm super focused.

I'm super inclusive.

I'm super curious.

I'm super abled. What kind of super are you?

I'm Dean Indira Shetty.

Welcome to Godalkin University.

We've trained the best and brightest young heroes since 1965.

But more than that, we're a family. A community of supportive faculty and

who will accept you as the unique, culturally rich change agent that you

You'll begin with challenging but meaningful core curriculum, such as hero

ethics and understanding branding.

After that, you'll declare your major. Perhaps you'll join the Crimson Countess

School for the Performing Arts.

Alumni include stars from such shows as Riverdale, Pretty Little Liars, and So

You Think You've Got Super Talent.

Or maybe you'll be accepted into the Lamplighter School of Crime Fighting,

has produced every top ten ranked student for the past 30 years.

who have all gone on to protect America's greatest cities.

Maybe you'll make the top ten too.

So whether you want to walk the mean streets or the red carpet, Godalkin is a

safe space for you to thrive.

We're super excited to meet you.

Welcome to the Dulce.

And it's about to go down. Welcome to Fight...

I've been dying to meet you.

God, you're so pretty.

Thanks. You want to wait, Claude?

It's nine in the morning.

Well, it's ten on one somewhere.

Are you cool with David Caruso?

He won't shit in your shit. I've never had a pet.

Oh, really? Who's David Caruso?

You didn't see Jade?

Are you fucking kidding?

Oh, well.

So what were you doing?

Um, a YouTube show.

Since I was a little cricket?

You haven't seen it?

Oh, well, I'm kind of like PewDiePie without the Nazi stuff.

Wait, you don't know him either? We only had one computer growing up, and it was

donut glazed from all the 14 -year -old boys, so... Boy.

I mean, my brother.

Chris. My parents had to wear hazmat suits just to go in his room.

Well, it can't be worse than my brother.

Your sister.

Her parents.

How do you open this oh they don't open or break I guess kids were jumping out

and flying on

Dude, his workouts are practically at the social end of the season.

Whose?

His.

What's up, golden boy?

Holy fucking shit.

You know when golden boy's plane's on, it's closed for naught?

And he's uncut.

Because I guess, like, he's impossible to cut.

I'd burn my tongue on that.

Hey.

Did you get any sleep last night?

Same fucking nightmare.

The one with all the trees?

Yeah. I don't know what the fuck it means.

Yeah, I don't know.

I guess I'm just gonna have to fuck you rotten until it stops.

Well, did I say I want it to stop?

All right.

Tongue in your head.

Head in the game.

Yes, you.

Thank you.

And thank you.

Uh, dude, I am not sweating the incredible Steve. Or anyone that has the

their name. I hope not. We got ten grand on you.

All right, well, let's put it 50 -50, huh?

Or else I throw the match.

Fuck you, asshole.

Take his ass.

Lovable asshole.

I mean, it's like a big, fine, racy cucumber.

I'm going to be down there one day.

Drinking off of Flamin' Sharpay?

Ranked in the top ten.

Number one in the top ten. Jesus Christ, who wants that kind of pressure?

You like that guy.

Hey, look at me.

You did good. All right, next time.

Thanks, man. Yeah.

Wait, fuck me.

Class pictures are up.

They are?

Mm -hmm.

Can I borrow your phone?

I don't have one yet.

Phone?

Wait, are you Amish?

Did that come as a thing?

What the fuck?

Jordan,

right?

Jordan Lee.

First of all, you're awesome. I mean, wow.

Ranked number two.

If you want Professor Brink's autograph, you gotta buy his book. Oh.

No, that's not why I'm... Uh, there's clearly been a mistake. I signed up for

Brink's freshman intro to crime fighting, but it's not on my schedule.

What's your name?

Morell. Marie.

Marie Morell. Oh, yeah, I see the problem.

You were rejected.

What?

What do you mean? I, like, quadruple -checked the forms.

Yeah, we just don't have space for everyone.

No, but I have to take...

Intro. Everyone who majors in crime fighting takes intro.

Look, most freshmen show up, they think they'll major in crime fighting, crash

their combat and forensics classes, and score a city contract, but they won't. I

mean, you're competing with kids who have cleared homicide cases, who have

a million followers, and you... You don't even have an Insta.

Now, I kinda gotta get back to this. Can I talk to Professor Brink about this?

No. I made the call, and it's T .A. Hold on. This was your decision?

Who are you to reject me? It's T .A. Jordan!

What the fuck?

That's the fastest throw I've ever seen. Gonna need to buy me a new shirt,

professor. Oh, hey, sorry, champ.

So what do we got?

Um, Ashley Barrett asked you to speak at the VOD retreat in Sun Valley.

Hard pass.

Good Morning America wants to interview you about how Brink's technique with

super kids can help with your kid.

Time to read my book.

I've read your book.

I've read all of your books.

I've already handled this, sir. Sir, she, I mean, he, they rejected me from

intro class.

But they're dead wrong.

They don't know me.

Is that so?

It's like you always say.

It's not about the talent.

It's about the drive.

Right?

And that's me.

I could go all the way. I just... I just need the chance.

Performing arts is a fine program.

You could be on Dancing with the Stars.

I'm tweaking our mess.

Governor Northmore, we need backup.

Who is that guy?

Shit.

Hey, don't leave me here.

You think security just dragged the kid off?

It's so fucking crazy.

You didn't film it.

Man, I had other stuff on my mind.

Yeah, but you could have gotten a million likes.

I wish I got attacked.

Oh, come on. They live on our floor.

Hey, performing arts won't be so bad. Just try to make friends like a normal

human.

So my guys at Innovative are sending me out for this limited series on Bot Plus.

It's an elevated superhero thing, really a meditation on grief told through 70

years of sitcoms. And Zach Brass is directing.

We're friends, though.

Fingers crossed.

Damn. My manager only sends me out on broadcast.

Sorry, you're Justine, right?

Okay, so I loved you in Pretty Deadly Babysitter School.

I'm Emma. That's Marie.

That's so sweet. Thank you.

And I've seen you in something.

I did do a small reoccurring in Chicago Fire.

Burned victim.

No, wait.

You're Little Cricket. Oh, my God. You are so funny.

Holy shit. No, that's right.

Fun -sized Little Cricket. Right? I'm a huge fan.

Your channel's a fucking bomb.

Thanks. Yeah.

And where have I seen you?

Uh, right here.

No. I gotta go.

Oh, I'll see you guys around.

Hey, what's wrong?

No offense, but this shit is very, very not me.

Okay, well, this shit is 90 % of being a hero.

Marie, only five kids a year so we're a city contract. The rest of us sing and

dance in summer travas. But we're superheroes.

That's really what you want? I can't fight bad guys for the size of a pickle,

yeah.

I mean, I'm also hoping for a three -way.

You remember when we first met?

Chapter 9 of your book.

I had to sit on a folding chair in your folks' living room because you kept

burning holes in the furniture.

Shy little nothing could barely make eye contact.

You remember what I told you?

You said that I'd be bigger than Homelander.

Did I?

Aluminium carbide alloy.

Won't melt no matter how hot you burn.

No more showing your balls to America.

I mean, this thing is low eight figures easy. No one's actually going to pay for

this. New York already has.

They're building it as we speak.

Would you rather take Maeve's old apartment or Starlight's?

It's going to take the lawyers a couple months to paper the deal.

But you, my boy, are going to the seven.

No draft, no nothing.

It's done.

We did it.

Huh?

You okay?

Yeah. I'm great.

You lost?

I got it.

Thanks.

There were some sweet moves last night.

I always come up with your superhero name. You wanna hear it?

Bloody Marie.

That's terrible.

Yeah, it is.

Well, um, that's Skinny Kid.

Have you seen him before? The way they dragged him off was just fucked, right?

He was out of control.

Okay, Coagula.

Even worse.

I'll keep workshopping.

I'll show you what I come up with.

Tonight.

A few of us are going on a field trip.

Off campus.

Golden Boy, myself, a few others. You should come.

Me? Yeah.

Out with you guys.

I mean, that's how socializing works, right?

We'd be breaking curfew.

If we get caught, we're not going to get caught.

Thanks for the invite, but no.

I can't afford the trouble.

Well?

I'm fighting building a den. You change your mind?

Okay, this is me changing your fucking mind right now. You have a chance to go

party with Golden Boy and you aren't sure?

Are you insane?

I think he has a girlfriend, right?

Yes, and she's hot. Oh, my God.

You're going to have a three -way? You are literally living my dream.

Then you go.

I wasn't invited?

Marie, this is a huge opportunity for you.

And much more importantly for me, because if you get in good with those

that means I will.

Emma, you don't understand the world -ending trouble I'll be in if I'm

My dad is really strict.

The point is, I can't fuck up.

I'm going to be jerking off about this the whole night, so if you don't go,

be prepared for that experience.

And I'm loud as fuck.

I don't have anything to wear.

Please borrow whatever you want from my closet.

I'll go.

So, you need to load up your legs with lube to get into these.

I'll help you get out of them tonight.

How am I supposed to pee?

Oh, you don't.

Like, literally never.

Oh, told you.

This is Marie. She's the one that I was telling you guys about. Hey, I'm Luke.

This is Kate.

I know who you are.

I know every... Nice to meet you.

That's Jordan.

Yeah, we've met.

Are you going to reject me from this outing, too? I'd love to. No, play nice,

I will not share my drugs with you.

Come on, we'll take my car.

You want some?

No, thank you.

All right.

I can't believe I'm at Heaven Tower.

Let me guess.

You were six years old in a Maeve costume, just dreaming about making this

Now I do.

But no.

I didn't even know I had powers until I was 12.

Really? My parents gave me V as a baby, but it didn't hit till puberty.

Oh, they must have been excited.

Thrilled.

Still the only thing my dad talks about.

Brags about it to all the guys at his pickup game.

I'm sorry.

I'm lying.

My parents died.

I don't know why I do that.

My brother passed away, too.

I'm sorry.

That's why I'm here.

At this school.

For my sister.

I want to prove to her that I'm not.

Can I give you some advice?

That you're not at all asking for.

Please.

Being a hero is... It's not what you think.

You know, if you're going to do this, make sure you do it for you.

I can't believe it.

That'll freak you.

I used to jerk off to you when I was 14.

That's sweet.

Hey, can we try something?

I don't want you to think I'm weird.

You're not weird.

Would you, uh, get little?

Well, it wouldn't really work, because, like,

anatomy.

Yeah, obviously not that.

Well,

you know, it's not so easy for me to get little.

Okay, but what we're doing now is great, right?

Awesome.

Wait here, I'll take a minute.

Sorry.

I just need a... shirt.

I'll just be a minute.

Good evening.

Reservation under.

We don't have one.

But you don't give a fuck, right? I do not give a fuck.

Follow me.

You guys in?

Is that cocaine?

We finished all the coke.

It's Molly.

Hey, I don't really fuck with powders, but I do microdose shrooms.

So, what do you say, freshman?

Uh, no thank you.

You know, I could take my glove off and make you.

I won't, because I'm all about consent.

But I could, so we should.

Yes. Yes.

Now let's dance.

Come on.

I told you.

Yeah, she's cool.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck. That's so great.

Squeeze a little harder.

Oh. How's that?

Oh, that's great.

Now try kicking my balls.

Okay.

Is this the biggest dick you've ever seen?

I mean, yeah, relatively.

Can you say it?

Yeah, dude, it's the biggest dick I've ever seen.

Fuck.

Oh.

That was really good.

Oh.

There she is. You changed.

Why? Because I fucking felt like it.

Also, freedom.

True. Cheers.

To the seven.

Fucking seven. Why down? I just told you.

You gotta invite me to the tower. Because I course hard on A -Train. Is

in bed?

I'm making a mental note right now to never invite you.

It's the least surprising surprise ever, but congrats. When do you start? You

mean when do I leave so that you can finally be ranked number one? Please.

That'd be great, but...

The trustees think I'm too confusing. No way I'll be number one. The trustees

put you in the orientation video.

Yeah, so they could suck their own dicks about how progressive they are.

Okay, well, Brink does carry a lot of weight with them, and he loves you.

I mean, you're like his favorite sun -pushed daughter.

I think you got a shot.

It'll be Andre.

As much as that pisses me off. That responsibility and having to work with

dad.

Fuck that.

That's all you. I will cheer you on as I continue to suck and fuck my little

heart out. But you...

You worked your fucking ass off for this.

And I'm proud of you.

I love you, man.

Love you.

Oh,

shit.

Someone's rolling.

I think.

Yeah, definitely.

How are you alone right now?

I mean, I can't be the first guy to hit on you tonight. Statistically speaking,

that seems impossible.

I'm waiting for my boyfriend.

Fair enough.

How about heads, I stay.

Tails, I leave.

You're a soup.

Or I'm just a very good magician.

But soup sounds sexier. Let's go with that one.

That all the bird can do?

You see old balls right there?

If I can get this little birdie into his cup, will you agree to, at best, go

home with me?

And at worst, we hit the dance floor and have a good time.

We need to get the fuck out of here now. We need to get the fuck out of here

now.

Okay,

sure, you're the hero, but I'm the one who made you go, so in a very real way,

I'm the hero.

Sorry for all the blood on your clothes.

Oh, God, worth it.

Lisa, what do golden boys smell like?

Like cookies, right?

Like cookies and hope.

Marie, right?

Professor Brink's office called. He wants to see you.

You mean now?

And just me?

I don't know.

Also, I'm not your assistant. Get a fucking phone.

Dude, he's in Instagram. You're in his class for sure.

Who will accept you as the unique, culturally rich change agent that you

Ah, Marie Moreau.

You saved that girl's life.

Good for you.

Thank you, sir.

You know, kid, I've dedicated my life to studying superheroes.

Three masters, countless hours of research.

I think it's safe to say that I know more about Supes than just about any

alive. And they are something.

But there's one fellow that's got them all beat.

Fred McAllister of Scarborough, UK.

Sir?

Who's that?

Just a guy.

Some powerless schmuck.

See, his old dog Arnold jumped into the ocean, and he started to go under.

So Fred, he hopped into the drink, and he managed to save his old mutt, but...

He drowned in the process.

See, that is what most superheroes, even the big ones, they just don't get.

That being a hero, a real hero, is not about glory.

It's about sacrifice.

You understand that?

I think so, sir.

Good.

Good.

Because, and I... Can't tell you how sorry I am to tell you this, but you're

being expelled.

What? See, Golden Boy, Andre, Jordan, they're going all the way. They could

thousands of people, but not if TMZ finds out that they almost let a woman

to death because they were high.

Somebody's got to take that hit.

You get that.

Like, you saved that woman, but you kind of slit her throat accidentally first,

and that's grounds for removal.

Wait, just...

Wait, I didn't.

You can't kick me out. Oh, I'm so sorry. I really am. And I like you for what

it's worth. No, you don't understand.

I can't go back. They're going to send me to this adult facility that... You're

a resourceful girl. You'll figure something out.

Honestly, I think you're wasting your time here at GU.

Those blood powers are yours. They're a non -starter in middle America. There's

no four -quadrant appeal there.

You're wrong.

Look, honey, you get to save your friends.

Just like that guy in the UK.

I mean, that is more hero than most supes ever manage.

And that's something.

What if I say no?

Well, you're an orphan who murdered her parents, kiddo.

I'm afraid you don't got much choice.

Why did you make me go out?

I knew I shouldn't have gone. What happened? I didn't ask for this. For

Just leave me alone.

Where are you?

Sal?

Luke, it's not a dream.

It's real.

Please help me.

You killed them.

Annabeth, please.

No, stay away from me.

You're a monster.

I'm not a monster.

Hey, man.

How do you feel? Because I'm sweating cocaine.

Hey.

Do you know what Brink's doing to protect you?

What are you talking about?

I didn't see anything.

You don't understand what Bray did, okay? You don't know about the woods.

What? Okay, please. He fell asleep with a camel lit in his mouth, and he burned

himself. Yeah.

For sure.

Our secret.

Why did you have to come, Bray?

Luke, what's going on?

Maybe put your dick away? Move.

Not until you chill out.

You're in on it, too.

Luke, what the fuck is going on?

Move!

It's gonna be okay. Calm down.

Can we do this later? I'm still drunk from last night. No, it's perfect. Just

take a sip, say, Turbo Rush cures hangovers.

I wouldn't pour this on my dick if it cured cancer.

Marie?

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, stop.

What?

He killed Brink.

The fuck's the bullshit?

He fucking killed him.

Luke?

Hey, hey, take it easy.

Take it easy.

Hey, no, no, fuck everyone else. It's just me and you.

You know I love you.

It wasn't supposed to happen like this.

I love you too.

Don't make me over.

I'm all I want to be.

Good evening, students and patriots. Let me

personally assure you that the terrible news coming out of Godalkin University

this evening is in no way reflective of the institution as a whole.

Golden Boy's death was an isolated incident involving a chronic drug user

suffering a full psychotic break.

Remember that Vought News has selected Godalkin as the safest campus in

seven years running.

And the faculty prides itself on creating a safe space for every hero to

Despite tonight's incident, here's a look at what students can expect from

esteemed institution in this upcoming semester.

If you're watching this, I guess things got fucked.

You could be the first top -ranked freshman in history.

For what?

For fighting Golden Boy.

Hashtag Black Girl Magic.

You guys are heroes.

Currently we're testing the Guardians of the Dolphin.

Even when I'm saying it now, it feels like it's too many syllables, so we'll

see. What about Jordan Lee?

We lead with Andre and this Marie chick. Figure out the rest later.

Is the woods part of what happened?

But I found something.

I don't say another fucking word about this.

There's no tiny action hero shit. Got it.

Get it. Got it. Good.

Sweet Jesus.

I don't know why Luke did it. We are in over our heads.

In the real world, everybody uses everyone.

This is fucking crazy.

Toads.

It's just a matter of time before they find out about everything we're doing.

We have to stop him.

I just ripped a person in half.

In my defense, he was a puppet at the time, so...

Look at my face.

My name is my opinion.

My name is never one.

Money for God.

So glad you could make it.

Now you're really me.

It's only us right now.

When I wake up, it might be.

You better watch out.

Oh, what you wait for.

It's gotta be what it is.

So much to die for.

So glad you could make it.

When I wake up in my makeup, have you ever felt so used to it?