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Boyz Not Men are back together again

for two nights only.

So, I got tickets to both nights,

living the dream of my 12-year-old self

and also my 35-year-old self.

And they're all going to be there.

Mikey B, the hot one.

Mikey G, the talented one.

CJ, the bad boy.

Skyler, the sensitive one, and Brutus, the old one.

Oh, it gives me shivers.

So, are you girls excited to have your Grandma Ruth

watch you for the weekend?

Yeah, we are.

Grandma Ruth is all about mind-numbing, dangerous fun,

and I've been training all month just to keep up.

Do you remember the Gator Safari from two years ago?

Gator Grandma!

Or what about the bungee tour the year before that?

Bungee Grandma!

I know I've chickened out before...

But this year I'm all gas, no brakes.

Hence the custom-made t-shirt.

It's going to be Captain Insane-O.

She's here!

Grandma!

Ruth?

Girls, watch out.

I'm coming in for some sugar.

My back.

My trick back.

You're okay.

Who is this woman

and what did she do with our grandma?

♪ Oh, yeah♪

♪ I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle ♪

♪ Fit in like summer and an icicle ♪

♪ Don't fight it, just be an original ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh

♪ I roller skate outside the lines ♪

♪ When I try to stay in, it's no surprise ♪

♪ It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind ♪

♪ One of a, one of a kind

♪ So anytime I feel some type of way ♪

♪ Don't understand the human race ♪

♪ So what, so what, so what

♪ I do my thing, I do my thing ♪

♪ You do your thing, You do your thing ♪

♪ When we don't fit in

♪ We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud ♪

♪ I do my thing, I do my thing ♪

♪ I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only ♪

♪ Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in ♪

♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing

Thanks again for watching the girls.

- You're sure you're okay? I'm fine.

You go have some fun.

I always liked you better than Bruce.

He might be my son, but you are the daughter I never had.

Just don't tell my daughter that.

- Oh! Stop!

Doug's here!

Okay, I'll be back on Sunday.

- Love you.

Be good for your grandma,

- and do the dishes. Have fun!

Good job fooling Mom with that old

"my poor back" routine.

So what sort of dangerous adventure are we getting into?

Well, you know what I think would be a real adventure?

An adventure of the mind.

No offense, Grandma,

but this feels a little soft for you.

Can't we go rent some BMX bikes

and ride into the mountains or something?

I don't think I'm going to get on any bikes any time soon.

I-I hurt my back skiing.

Oh, what happened?

You catch too much air bustin' out a Triple Daffy?

Wipe out on a Switch Double Cork 1080?

Switch Cork 810 truck driver disaster to a switch up?

Pretzel 270 out?!

Nope.

I threw my back out putting on my skis.

My body just isn't what it used to be.

I guess my lifetime of wild adventures

finally caught up to me.

I'm sorry, shrimps,

but this year's visit might have to look a little different.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

the trip getting here really took it out of me.

So if you don't mind,

I think I need to lie down.

So, looks like we're all brakes, no gas.

Definitely not the visit I had in mind.

Grandmother?

You mean, when human children have children,

the grandparents don't just explode

into a million pieces like us Gor-Mons do?

Apparently not.

Weird.

And this grandmother is why Gabby

can't babysit me this weekend?

Which means you and I

are going to be spending a lot of time together.

I don't get it.

What's so special about grandparents

that Gabby doesn't want to watch me

Jeremy, the Jerenstain Bear.

I don't know.

But we're going to find out.

So according to our research,

Earth grandparents seem to exist for one reason

and one reason only.

To spoil their grandchildren rotten.

I've never been spoiled rotten.

Me either.

But I'd like to be.

I've lived a hard life, Principal!

Real hard!

I deserve a little spoiling,

As do I.

Do you realize what this means, Jeremy?

You're going to start spoiling me?

Never!

No, Jeremy.

You and I need to get ourselves some grandparents.

Yes!

- I want mine so wrinkly. - Ooh! Me too.

Wrinkly spoiling machines, here we come!

It sounds like your grandmother

has lost her warrior spirit.

That's exactly it!

She used to be so crazy.

Now, she's such a... grandma.

Well...

it must be weighing heavily on you

because you're a step slow.

What are you talking about?

Thanks for the sparring session.

Turns out I had a lot of excess energy left

that I thought I was going to burn off with Grandma Ruth.

You know, if you really want your grandmother

to regain her warrior spirit,

you should give her Gwargwariale.

My people drink it before long battles

to increase their strength and stamina.

What's in it?

Herbs, roots, the bone dust of fallen warriors.

If this can't stoke the flame within her, nothing will.

I don't know.

Do I really want to give my grandma

some weird alien energy drink

just so I can have more fun with her?

It's for joint pain.

I think it's from Latvia.

Think of it as an adventure for your taste buds.

Well, my joints do hurt.

And you know my motto. I'll try anything once.

Bottoms up.

It tastes like dirt.

- I love it.

Yeah, this is definitely the right decision.

Wow!

My joints feel better already.

Listen, no cracking.

This stuff is great!

No problem, Grandma.

Glad you...

I feel powerful!

I could do a hundred of these things.

Two hundred, three hundred.

I could do a thousand of these things.

- What did you do?

So I may have given Grandma

Gwargwarian energy drink.

You gave her what?

I just want fun Grandma back.

Besides, aren't you "all gas, no brakes"?

Normally, I'd be against this...

but I did have that shirt custom made,

so looks like I'm down for Fun Grandma.

Grandma's back, shrimps!

Hold on to your butts,

because I got a full day of adventure planned!

Fridge punch!

Extreme!

Oh!

Hey there, sweet silver foxes.

You want to spoil a couple of spoily boys?

I'm so sorry about him.

What he means to say, Mr. and Mrs. Wrinkly,

is how would you two feel about spoiling my associate and me?

We want to get rotten.

For the last time, you need to stop.

Oh, Julius,

how would you feel about us developing a close

and intimate relationship with your grandparents?

Uh, not good.

This is pointless.

We'll never be spoiled at this rate.

Oh, ye burrito gods,

deliver us a grandparent,

any grandparent.

There you guys are!

I've been looking all over for you.

Check it out.

My pet bearded dragon had babies.

I'm a grandparent.

Oh! I can't wait to spoil these little guys rotten.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

What?

So much adventure.

What was your favorite part?

The hatchet throwing,

the snake wrangling, or the extreme kayaking?

Oddly, the piggyback ride.

Grandma's back!

Where do you want to run to?

Grandma Ruth is the best.

Now, this is the weekend I was hoping for.

But what's going to happen when Mom gets home?

She's going to notice Grandma is different, right?

Kali said the alien drink I gave her wears off.

So by the time Mom is back, it'll be like nothing happened.

I'm going to go check on Grandma.

Uh... Liv!

So let me get this straight,

you want me to be your grandpa?

And spoil us, yes.

I mean, I guess I could do that.

It would give me a chance to work on my improv.

You know what? "Yes and" I am in!

Oh, well, then it's official.

What's this?

It's for joint pain.

I think it's from Latvia.

Just drink it.

I do have weak elbows.

We did it, Jeremy!

Let the spoiling begin!

- Spoily boys for life! - Yes!

My hands.

What happened to me?

Let's just say your smoothie had a dash

of Pra'axian aging serum in it.

Why?

You can't be our grandpa if you're not old.

Duh!

Um, Gabby?

What's this?

Okay, so looks like Grandma Ruth did a bit of redecorating.

Hey, there, Grandma.

Whatcha been up to?

My back hurt.

So I drank more joint supplement from the fridge.

It was in the crisper.

Why'd those have to come in 12-packs?

I conquered this domain as my own.

You live in my house now.

Unless...

You'd like to challenge me for it.

No.

We're good.

I mean, who would have thought a teensy bit of an alien energy drink

would do this to our grandma?

Yeah, Mom's definitely going to notice this when she gets home.

I'll come up with a plan. You keep Grandma busy.

How am I supposed to do that?

I don't know, figure it out.

All gas, no brakes, remember?

Hey, Grandma.

Wanna play Pachisi?

You win.

All the fallen warrior bone dust

must have sent her warrior gene into overdrive.

Well, how do we send it back into regular drive?

I've got a war den in my living room.

The only way is to burn off her excess warrior energy.

Preferably through intense combat.

Wait, so you're saying I have to fight my grandma?

Are you not pleased?

To engage one's elder in battle

Is the honor of a lifetime.

Is this not why you gave her the drink?

No, I just wanted a little adventure.

Not a jacked Gwargwarian grandma!

So how long do I need to fight her?

Based on how much she drank?

-Ten to 12 hours. - In a row?

This shall be the new symbol of our house.

I love it.

Simple but elegant.

All who dwell here must wear it.

That's cool.

I've been thinking of getting my own place.

Hey, Grandma!

I'm taking our house back.

Consider yourself... challenged.

It would be an honor.

Prepare to die.

I can't believe you boys turned me into an old man

just so I could pretend to be your grandpa!

- Too far, fellas!

- Too far!

My lumbar!

Should we feel bad about this?

I don't know.

Maybe?

More tea, Grandpa Wes?

Can I fetch you a crossword?

Oh.

How are your feet, Grandpa Wes? Are they warm enough?

Thank you. Thank you.

You're good boys.

Let me get that for you.

No grandpa of mine is getting his own raisins.

Thank you. Thank you.

Good boy.

So this is weird, but I actually don't hate this.

I know!

There appears to be something

about this planet's elderly

that makes tending to their needs gratifying.

But it goes against everything I stand for!

Me, too.

Regardless, it appears Earthlings

have it all backwards.

Grandparents shouldn't spoil you.

You should be the one spoiling them.

The spoily boys have come full circle.

Thank you, Wesley.

He exploded!

Earth grandparents aren't supposed to do that!

I am so scarred right now.

Wes!

Beautiful, wrinkly Wes.

Oh, that's right, that's just how

the Pra'axian aging serum wears off.

Oh, yeah! The old skin just explodes.

Forgot about that.

Sorry about that, old boy.

But hey, great story to tell your lizard grandkids about.

Right?

I just exploded.

So tired.

Why hasn't that drink worn off yet?

You fought well, spawn of my spawn.

But your time ends now.

Say hello to our ancestors for me.

All gas! No brakes!

I told you I wouldn't chicken out!

We did it.

I've never been so happy to see a sleeping grandma.

One, two, three, four. I get one of yours!

Are you sure you don't remember anything?

Honestly, after that joint supplement?

Everything's a little hazy.

I know you girls were probably expecting

some wild adventure this weekend.

I'm sorry if I let you down.

Are you kidding me?

This turned out to be one of the...

best visits ever.

- It did? - Yeah.

Sometimes what you really need is an adventure of the mind.

Thanks, shrimps.

I just have one question.

What happened to the rest of the house?

I'm ho--

Next time on "Gabby Duran and the Unsittables"...

We have an emergency on our hands.

- Oh no! - Ziggy is coming.

Whoa, you miss me?

Every time Jeremy and Ziggy get together,

they cause what is known on Gor-Monia...

- as extreme ruckus.

Refresh! Stay fresh! Refresh!

Ow! Hey!

Gorgeous.