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Aah! Now that's fresh. Ha, ha!

A "Fume-Free Friday" is going according to plan.

Wonderful, clean air,

and not a speck of exhaust in sight.

Please tell me that's not--

Happy Friday, suckers!

Check out the car my mom gets to drive! Whoo!

Can I just tell you how happy I am

you did that story on the Havensburg Low-Rider Club?

Let's show 'em what she can do!

Whoo!

Oof...

Aah!

-Whoo!

I think they get it!

Yeah...

What?

♪ Oh, yeah♪

♪ I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle♪

♪ Fit in like summer and an icicle♪

♪ Don't fight it, just be an original♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪

♪ I roller skate outside the lines♪

♪ When I try to stay in, it's no surprise♪

♪ It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind♪

♪ One of a, one of a kind♪

♪ So anytime I feel some type of way♪

♪ Don't understand the human race♪

♪ So what, so what, so what♪

♪ I do my thing, I do my thing♪

♪ You do your thing, You do your thing♪

♪ When we don't fit in♪

♪ We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud♪

♪ I do my thing, I do my thing♪

♪ I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only♪

♪ Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in♪

♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing♪

I can't believe you drove to school on Fume-Free Friday!

Oh, come on! How could I have possibly known

today was Fume-Free Friday?

Fume-Free Friday!

Fine. I'm sorry.

But I don't see why it's such a big deal

if one awesome mom-daughter duo

rolls up to school in a sweet ride.

It'd be one thing if you just drove here, Gabby,

but revving the engine on a car that old?

Your mom produced like a week's worth of air pollution.

Unnecessary driving like that might be why

Havensburg's carbon footprint

is the biggest it's been in years.

Okay, I admit, I didn't know that.

But, to be fair,

I have a pretty full life, since I'm always...

"baking bananas."

We've really gotta come up with a better code

for babysitting aliens.

So occasionally, I miss a few things.

It's more than that, Gabby.

I bet you didn't even notice the new kid, Mark.

We got a new kid?

-Yeah.

We're all pretty sure he's an undercover journalist

doing some story about junior high.

Hmm.

No offense, but you kinda live in your own little bubble.

-What? -I'm sending you a link to Burst My Bubble.

It's a news site about the most important things

going on in the world right now.

Okay, I can tell just from the font choice

that this is gonna be boring.

Do I really have to do this?

This is important, Gabby.

As a person,

you can't be fully-formed

till you're fully-informed.

My actions this morning were inexcusable,

and I sincerely apologize.

I let my excitement at driving that car override my judgment.

Can you blame me, though?

With the big block engine on that thing?

And, I mean, ha-ha, the hydraulics?

You just flip that switch and it's like--

Um, anyways...

What I'm saying is I am so, so sorry

for ruining Fume-Free Friday.

Pay it no mind, Ms. Duran.

Uh... I put up a, a brave face,

but the truth is, Fume-Free Friday was ruined for me

a long time ago.

Happy Fume-Free Friday, fellow cyclists!

-I had just got a new bike,

and was so proud to be bicycling.

That is, until--

Are those training wheels?

Principal Swift doesn't know how to ride a bike!

You all have detention!

The entire school has detention!

-Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

Oh...

Bicycles aren't really a thing where I come from.

So I didn't learn when I was young.

I attempted to teach myself, but to no avail.

I am doomed to be an adult man

who will never know the joy of carefree cycling.

Don't beat yourself up over it.

Learning to ride a bike is hard for a lot of people.

Mostly children.

Oh, well, did your children find it hard?

Uh, absolutely not.

But that's just because I'm a world-class teacher.

Some have called me "The Bike Whisperer."

Really? Well... Well, who, exactly?

Oh, humph. You know...

Some.

Oh, oh, yeah. Mmm.

Well, could you...

maybe teach me to ride a bike?

First lesson...

you don't ride the bike.

You ride yourself.

I'll see you tomorrow at noon.

All right, Wes. Fine.

I'll learn about what's going on in the world.

"Texas-sized garbage island

in the middle of the Pacific Ocean."

Okay, that can't be a thing.

Yep. It's a thing.

This isn't gonna be fun...

How many hurricanes are there?

The bees are dying?

People are saying Black lives don't matter? That's awful!

We're not even recycling the recycling?

Person trades house for knee surgery--

Fires rage in the Amazon-- Glaciers are melting--

Worst food crisis in 50 years--

Toxins in the drinking water--

Teacher spends full salary on school supplies?

School supplies?

Huh?

Wes! The Earth is on fire, and we've gotta fix it!

I don't wanna alarm anyone,

but you should all be very alarmed right now.

Earth is in trouble, guys.

And only we can save it.

I'm talking air pollution, water pollution, land pollution...

All the pollutions!

Plus climate change, systemic racism,

hunger, wildfires...

Oh, did I mention the bees are dying?

Oh, no.

Are the A's and C's and other Alpha-Bits in danger, as well?

Yeah, I really did mean to text Sky, not you--

Sky's dad.

So, you can go.

Not problem. I have all day.

Someone's gotta do something.

And since we're the ones with alien knowledge

and super advanced technology,

it should probably be us.

So, what ideas do we have?

I think we should focus on tangible things

we can do in the community.

For instance, I'm preparing meals

for healthcare workers at the hospital.

Delicious Havensburg honeysuckle mayonnaise sandwiches.

Ooh! Hmm...

Mmm! Okay, this is delicious.

Why, thank you.

But your plan's garbage.

If we're gonna make a difference,

we have to think bigger than sandwiches.

Or, do we need to think bigger sandwiches?

No, I, I hear it now.

You see this?

More bad news is coming in every second, people.

We need to act fast. What other ideas do we have?

I can invent a cloning device

to repopulate endangered species.

Perfect. Anyone else?

I just got this super-vacuum from Blurt.

He said it'll suck up anything in the galaxy.

-Oh!

I'm gonna use it to suck up dogs.

Everyone loves them so much! I don't trust it.

They're the real problem.

Or you could use it to pick up trash.

dogs are trash and I'm suckin' em up!

We'll talk later.

I will wage war on all gas-guzzling modes of transport,

as if they were my one true enemy.

Don't hurt anyone, but I love where your head's at!

I can donate green bean.

Once again, kinda weird you're still here.

We're doing it, team.

We're gonna change the world.

Oh!

Where is Ms. Duran? She said she'd be--

Oh! Ha-ha-ha!

Yeah!

Aah! Ooh!

Wow.

That was quite an impressive--

Ooh! Nope, she's back at it.

Oh!

-Oh! -Impressive, no?

Mmm.

I'm sure you'd like to do moves like that.

Oh, goodness yes.

Unfortunately, you're not ready for that.

Um-hmm.

Before you can ride a bike,

you have to learn the nuts and bolts.

-Mmm. -Literally.

Oh! How did you take it apart that fast?

I'm the Bike Whisperer.

Now, put it back together.

Right. Yes.

I can do that.

No problemo.

Big problemo.

Also, I'm not sure I understand

how exactly this will help me ride a bike.

You will.

Wait!

Here we go. "Save the World."

How's it going out there?

It's going great.

I super-vac'ed up every hunk of junk in this park.

Wait, you didn't, like, vacuum up the slides

and swing sets and stuff, did you?

You just said no dogs!

Kali, talk to me.

The battle on fuel-inefficient transport fares well.

I have slain my first gas-guzzling behemoth.

Wait! That's the car my mom's been...

borrowing.

Maybe don't slay anything else, okay?

Ugh! Why isn't anything working?

Seriously? More bad news?

Hey! So, for the record,

I am very proud of you for stepping outside your bubble.

Do you think maybe you should slow down a bit?

We're trying to solve some complicated problems here.

Slow down? We can't slow down, Wes!

Everything was great when I didn't know what was going on in the world.

But now I do, and it's all terrible,

and I'm not gonna feel okay again until I fix it!

Rooney! Where're we at with those bees?

They aren't gonna repopulate themselves!

It's getting close. I just have to make a few final adjustments.

We don't have time for adjustments.

We've got bees to save.

So, if everything works like it's supposed to,

the augmenter and duplicator oscillators

should be able to copy the bees' DNA

while simultaneously enhancing their natural size,

strength, speed, and appetite.

Gabby, are we sure this is a good idea?

Ugh! Of course this is a good idea, Wes!

The bees aren't thriving, so,

we gotta make 'em thrive. Hit it!

Holy stromboli! It worked!

Four bees, strength now at 120%.

-More!

-More bees, or more bee strength? -Both.

Yeah, that's not a good idea.

This is a highly unstable process.

We need to keep testing this over a few days.

-Maybe weeks. -Look, Gabby.

We've done a lot of good today.

Maybe we can just let this one go.

-Are you not reading the news?

Every moment we wait, the world keeps getting worse!

-So, we need more bees,

we need them even stronger,

and we need them now!

-Stop!

Turn it off! That's too many bees!

Okay, so I might have overdone it a little...

-Hey, there, nice bees!

Does it tick anyone else off how delicious

these honeysuckle mayonnaise sandwiches are?

The bees! The bees!

-Aah!

What's going on down--

Not like this!

My beautiful sandwich... They ate it.

What is with these bees?

Looks like we've just created

a super-aggressive race of electro-murder bees!

Oh, cruddlesticks!

From the looks of their DNA,

they've got a taste for honeysuckle mayo.

Oh, no! Olivia's making a bunch of honeysuckle mayonnaise sandwiches

for her charity event! We have to warn her.

B-but how are we gonna get there before the bees?

Thanks, Sky's Dad. Always helps to have an adult around here

with a driver's license, am I right?

What's a driver's license?

How you doing back there, pal?

I'm bad! Real bad!

Copy that.

Oh...

Where are the bees?

When I eat too much honeysuckle mayo, I get kinda sleepy.

Maybe they stopped to take a nap in their little honeycomb bee beds?

Aw, do you think they have little beds?

-Oh!

So, no bee beds, then?

Be one with the bike.

I'm trying! Ooh!

It's not working. Aah.

Just do it.

Be one with the bike.

-Aah!

-Oh! Whew!

What was that?

Did you close your eyes?

I was trying to be one with the bike!

That's not how you do it!

You're not giving up on me, are you?

Do not yell at your daughter's principal...

I'm not giving up on you.

Oh...

It's just... The Bike Whisperer

needs a little time to herself.

Who closes their eyes?

How does one "become one with the bike?"

Oh!

Wait...

Mmm?

Ooh...

Ooh! This is nice.

-Mmm... Aah! Principal Swift!

-I just got an alert from Burst My Bubble!

There's some kind of electrical bee swarm at the hospital!

Olivia's there passing out sandwiches...

Wait. Where'd he go?

And why are there two bikes?

No time. I gotta get to the hospital.

Ow!

What was that?

Giant killer bees!

Why didn't you just let me stay in my bubble?

I'm asking myself the same thing.

My honeysuckle mayo sandwich!

We've gotta do something.

Bingo!

Hey! Oh, hey, Gabby--

I'm gonna need all of this.

Aah!

Aah!

Hey, bees! I'm covered in delicious honeysuckle mayo!

Come and get me!

That's it! Over here!

Now, Jeremy!

But that dog!

-Like...

what's he up to?

Are you kidding me? Get the bees!

-It should have been the dog.

Sorry again about the whole

giant swarm of electro-murder bees thing.

I guess maybe I went a little overboard

trying to solve everything all at once.

It's okay. It's easy to feel overwhelmed by things.

That panicky, high-strung feeling

is what some of us call home.

That's why I try to focus...

on the little things.

Yeah. I think you might be on to something, there.

Is that your mom?

Ooh! Ow!

Is everything okay? Are the bees still here?

No, Mom. Everything's fine.

-Things got a little scary there for a sec.

But...

Oh, no! I was borrowing that!

Oh!

I did it! I became one with the bike.

Now to wait until no one's around

before transforming back.

Check it out! Free bike.

Let's smash it with my mom's sledgehammer.

Oh!

Next time on "Gabby Duran and the Unsittables"...

Jeremy, we need to talk about your blobbing out.

I'm hosting an open mic fundraiser.

You can sing, dance...

♪ Cheeeeeeese!

Here's to giving my best friend an alien potion

to turn his terrible voice into gold.

♪ When life...

♪ Is so hard...

Oh!