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It's a friendship mix!

Each track was carefully chosen.

-We've got some sassy for Sky.

Some sweet, soft melodies for Wes,

and some straight-up bangers for yours truly.

Together, they work in perfect harmony to capture

the essence of our dope friendship vibe.

I haven't even seen a CD player in, like, 10 years,

so I'm not sure how I'm gonna listen to it.

This is so old-school-cool. Thanks, Gabby!

This is just my way of saying

how important our friendship is to me.

You guys are my rock.

My foundation. My refuge during times of trouble,

and I never want anything about it to change.

Anyway, I'm gonna go wash my hands. Be right back.

-We've gotta tell her, right? -I really don't want to, but...

I guess it's the right thing to do,

right?

Oh, eyelash.

Make a wish, my little Green Bean.

Aw, Wesley-bear.

-You're the sweetest boy in the universe.

Are you guys a thing?

♪ Oh, yeah♪

♪ I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle♪

♪ Fit in like summer and an icicle♪

♪ Don't fight it, just be an original♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪

♪ I roller skate outside the lines♪

♪ When I try to stay in, it's no surprise♪

♪ It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind♪

♪ One of a, one of a kind♪

♪ So anytime I feel some type of way♪

♪ Don't understand the human race♪

♪ So what, so what, so what♪

♪ I do my thing, I do my thing♪

♪ You do your thing, You do your thing♪

♪ When we don't fit in♪

♪ We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud♪

♪ I do my thing, I do my thing♪

♪ I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only♪

♪ Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in♪

♪ Mm-hmm, I do my thing♪

So, how long has...

this been going on?

Oh, we're very recent.

A few days ago, Wes told me he "like" liked me.

And Sky told me she "like" liked me back.

-So now, we're a thing. -So now, we're a thing.

We don't know what's supposed to happen next,

but we're pretty sure it involves

lots of matching outfits and inside jokes.

Ring ring.

Hi. This is Dr. Corn-Puppy. Who's calling?

This is Mr. Riblet. Do you have the sauce?

Alright. First of all, we're gonna have to tone that

way down. Second,

why didn't you guys tell me you were a thing?

We were worried you'd be upset.

I'm not upset at all! I'm just...

worried about the vibe.

What are you talking about?

When any group of people get together,

they create what's called a vibe.

An emotional atmosphere based on the moods

and personalities of those involved.

Now, let's pretend these chips,

salsa, and guacamole

are a group of people. A trio, if you will.

Real strong vibes here. Muy simpatico.

Everything's clean, everything in its place.

But let's just say

the salsa and guacamole decide to become a thing!

Now, these vibes...

-No bueno. Actually,

I call that guaca-salsa.

-It's pretty-- -That's not the point, Wes!

What I'm trying to say is the three of us

have the best vibe I've ever experienced,

and I don't want anything to change that.

Gabby,

I promise our vibe won't change.

But, what if you guys break up or something?

Don't worry. Sky and I'll never break up.

Nothing's going to change.

I'm still Wes, Sky is still Sky,

you're still Gabby,

and we're all still best friends. Right?

Of course.

Is this Rooibos or yerba mate?

Get it together, Olivia!

Mija, you need to relax.

Why do you care so much about impressing these

-snooty tea girls, anyway? -Mom!

The Little Miss High Tea Society

are the future leaders of America!

Plus, I'm hosting this month. It's kind of a big deal.

And please, don't overmix!

A hard pastry tomorrow

will ruin me.

They're just pastries, Liv.

Just pastries?

When Hannah G. chipped a tooth on Bernice's biscuit,

they made Bernice spend her own high tea at the doll table.

Your hair looks great, Patty.

Es como siempre digo, agua de burro en el escusado.

Uh, Mom? Are you okay?

You just said, "donkey water in the toilet bowl."

What? No, I didn't.

This tea time has got you all worked up.

Well, let's get this movie night started.

So, do you guys wanna sit next to each other?

-Uh, no way. -Definitely not.

Sky smells! Pee-yew!

-Brought you your popcorn. -Liv!

Baby sis! So glad to see you.

Green Bean-- I mean, Sky,

you want some popcorn?

Actually,

Gabby, you should have some first.

Oops. I'm sorry, Sky. I didn't mean

to pick Gabby first.

Not that you don't deserve to be picked first!

It's just, you know...

Alright, I'm just gonna stop talking now.

Weird energy in here.

Let's just watch the movie. So this week,

we have "Zombie Death Queen," part zombie, part queen,

all death!

I heard it has three times more blood than "Zombie Death Princess."

Oh, it totally does!

Say what?

How do you know that?

Um...

Wesley and I,

um, already watched this movie?

Right.

You two watch movies together now

'cause you're a thing.

Cool. Cool.

-But, we-we definitely wanna watch it again. Yeah!

It'll be even scarier the second time.

Okay.

Let's just pick another movie!

I'll help.

Yep. The vibe is ruined.

Thank you both for attending

this emergency friendship meeting.

The first and only order of business today,

we must save the vibe.

Gabby, don't you think you're making too big a deal of this?

Sure, things were a little off during movie night, but...

maybe we just need some time to adjust.

We don't have time!

Our vibe is at a dangerous level of off,

and we need to do whatever it takes to save it

and get things back to the way they were.

Our friendship depends on it.

Thank you!

Oh, sorry. -Oh, go ahead.

-Oh, sorry. That's my piece.

See what I mean? The vibe is totally off!

Ring ring? Mr. Riblet calling.

Don't you dare answer that call.

I would like to thank the Little Miss High Tea Society

-for being here today.

And thank you,

Caroline, for allowing me to host

my first high tea.

It is the honor of my life.

The scones are hard as rocks,

but at least you organized

the teas based on caffeine level

and not alphabetically.

Some of us have class, eh, Bernice?

Mm. Ah!

Delicioso.

Ew... -Oopsy! I pooted.

Ugh! Dang!

That is not so delicioso.

My mom,

the jokester.

What has gotten into you?

I don't know! Rotten eggs? JK.

But it is weird. I mean, for the last few weeks,

I've been feeling different.

Like someone went into my brain and just...

loosened things up in there.

I mean, listen to me!

Talking about going into people's brains.

That's crazy talk.

Oh no.

I didn't know who else to call.

Gabby's not picking up her phone.

Well, from what you've described,

it appears when Gabby went into your mother's brain,

she must've corrupted some of her neural pathways.

-She done broke her brain! -Hmm.

How do we fix it?

Um... I have no idea.

You just

focus on making sure your mother

doesn't do anything too crazy, and...

we'll come up with a plan.

It's all good.

-You got this, girlfriend.

I'm a cat.

She's making a mockery of tea parties!

-And cats!

Moms, am I right?

Can't take 'em anywhere!

Maybe it's best if we, uh,

end the party a little early? What do you say, Mom?

No way, Jose!

Who's that?

Who's who?

What's up, moon man? Oh, do you like tea?

Offer our guest some tea, Liv.

This is gonna be harder than I thought.

It's time for triples therapy.

Desperate vibes call for desperate measures.

I'm talking about a full-on friendship lockdown

in Swift's cabin. Now, we're not leaving these woods

until the Havensburg Three get their vibe back.

-Uh, Gabby? -It's a garbage nickname, I know.

I was just gonna ask how you got Swift to let you use his cabin.

Also, Swift has a cabin?

Ah! Ah! Ah! Vibe-related questions only.

My feet hurt.

Push through the pain!

The gang that hikes together vibes together.

Onward ho!

I'm worried about Gabby, Green Bean.

She's obviously not okay with us being together.

Can you feel us vibing? We're vibing now!

Let's hike faster!

I see what you mean.

I hate to say it, but...

I think maybe we should...

take a break for a little bit.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

This is-- This is bad!

Sky, everything will be fine.

No! This is bad!

This is really, really bad. Wes,

you need to go now.

Read this and run!

Yo, what's the hold up? Our vibe isn't gonna save its...

Is this another inside joke?

Run!

You heard what the girl said. Run!

-Wes, what's going on? -I don't know!

I just told her we had to break up and--

You did what? You didn't have to do that!

I kinda did, Gabby.

We don't have time to argue about this right now.

What is that? -She gave it to me!

"My dearest Wesley-bear.

"I didn't think you would ever have to read this,

"but it appears you have broken my heart.

"You see, telepaths are incredibly

sensitive and empathetic."

"We experience emotions

100 times more intensely than a human does."

"So when my heart hurts,

my emotions go into hibernation as a defense mechanism."

" And my primal instincts take over.

"Don't worry. After I rip your heart from your body

like you have mine..."

"I will devour it, so part of you will always be with me."

Signed,

"No longer your little Green Bean,

Sky."

She's here.

-Whoa, girl.

-Take it easy.

I only broke up with you because of her!

-Sky, Sky, Sky, Sky. -Whoa.

If you're in there, I just wanna say

-I didn't mean for you guys to break up. It's just--

I was just worried I was gonna lose our friendship forever.

It's my fault your heart got broken, and I'm sorry.

And I'm so sorry about this. Wes, now!

Green Bean...

Ew.

What are you doing?

-Trying to get through to her.

-Ring ring.

Come on, Sky. Pick up the phone.

-Ring... ring.

Hi.

This is Dr. Corn-Puppy.

Who's calling?

This is Mr. Riblet.

Do you have the sauce?

I have...

the sauce.

You got through to her.

Their vibe is so strong.

That's your plan?

What? A robot mother

will serve as a perfectly good substitute

once you're mom's mind turns to mush.

-Plus, it never has to shower. -Mm?

Okay, Liv.

Looks like it's all up to you.

No big deal. You just need to figure out

how to fix your mom's brain while also finding a way

to save your reputation

with the Little Miss High Tea Society.

It's going to be incredibly hard,

but you can do it.

-Mm, mm, mmm!

Hey, moon man! How's the chamomile?

Not delicioso.

Oh. It's like that?

-Okay.

You wanna throw hands?

Let's throw hands!

Whoa!

-! -Come pastel, astronauta!

Food fight!

Oh...

Wha...

What happened?

Mija, why is our house a disaster zone?

Huh.

That was surprisingly easy.

I don't remember any of this!

I should probably see a doctor.

I am appalled by this uncivilized display!

If you think this sort of behavior is befitting

of the Little Miss High Tea Society--

Oh, put a scone in it, Caroline!

It's time we had some fun for a change.

Olivia's high tea party is the best we've ever had.

Yep.

-Exactly how I planned it.

So, you're cool with us being a thing again?

Totally.

The thing about vibes is they evolve.

And if our friendship has to change to make room for your...

cute couple thing,

then I'm cool with that.

For real this time.

I don't know about you guys,

but I am starving. Turns out,

running for your life through the woods builds up

-quite an appetite.

I don't wanna know what you're talking about,

but I'm picking up some real solid vibes in this booth.

Next time on "Gabby Duran & the Unsittables"...

These Ultras are some of the coolest,

most hyped shoes of all time.

They're, like, $500!

You need money? I know an alien who pays a lot for human junk.

We have a real-deal, fortune-telling cootie catcher

on our hands.

-Our family heirloom is missing!

I really resent that you got me into this!

Gorgeous!