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This is what everybody wants -
take a pause to be happy.

Time passes and so do days.
That's what I want - to live truthfully.

I'm going on the road again,
time is dragging on.

I realized that I'm alone,
I'm walking in a storm.

Raindrops are the mood, but
they're not raindrops, they're my tears.

I could give you a lot, I could be a prince.

Just show me how,
I don't want to live like this.

A new woman again, a one-night stand.

Such beauty takes away the male soul.

I could give you a lot,
everything you long for.

I could have your back, make you great.

If you really wanted to
and said it out loud.

Karma is a bitch,
it'll show you loneliness.

Would I want too much not to be alone?

Black and white are not just me.

I'm getting what's mine, because
there's no shame in chasing your dreams,

piercing the blue sky with my head.

I could give you a lot,
everything you long for.

I could have your back, make you great.

If you really wanted to
and said it out loud.

Karma is a bitch,
it'll show you loneliness.

Not good… 130 by 90.

Should I call an ambulance, Dad?

There's this thing. Come.

200… 300… By Wednesday.

By Wednesday?

If I say by Wednesday,
maybe you'll return it on Saturday.

- So what's this gal's name?
- Jula.

- Will anything come of it?
- Of course.

- Is she pretty?
- Dad.

- Pretty is an understatement.
- That's worse.

- Look after yourself.
- Dad.

- What's up?
- Ah... Nothing.

Wait a bit still.

Better fix your car.

It's supposed to rain all night long.
You'll drown in it one day.

Jula won't bring you a change of socks.

Go! If she's pretty, she won't wait.

Hey.

Maciek?

Hi.

Jake from "Fast and Furious"
had one like this.

- Really? Oh.
- Is it yours?

My father's.

But he doesn't drive it anymore,
'cause he has high blood pressure.

But he lends it to his son for dates.

Your old man's cool.

Mine's not cool.
But at least he's left town.

- Did you hear it?
- No.

Gentlemen.

Welcome.

Hey… But...

Wait.

Jasinski.

Gentlemen, this is the contract.

There you go. Which of you shall take it?

What an asshole! He was supposed to
come back the day after tomorrow.

- Your father?
- Well, not my mother, I guess.

Okay. I'll talk to him.

I don't think you know
who my old man is.

Hey… Wait. But...

- Go, go, go.
- But…

- Go! Go, go, go, go, go.
- Where?

- Through the window?
- Yeah. I'll throw your clothes.

There you go.

Welcome.

My... garden.

My daughter. You understand, gentlemen.

They don't. They don't speak Polish.

What are you waiting for?!

Julia.

Darling, I know you're an adult now.

You can do whatever you want.

With whomever you want. But…

These friends of yours…

They don't need to run
naked around the garden

right when I'm sealing the deal of my life.

You know
you're the most important to me.

Have mercy on me.

USED-CAR LOT.

The lady benefits from
getting to know her better, right?

Couldn't you just ask?

Once, like a man,
if I'd have lent it to you?

- Would you have?
- No.

And now there'd be no issue.

Well, you didn't do that in a parking lot.

- Dad, I was under pressure.
- But why, were they chasing you?

Was it police?
Had you been drinking or smoking?

No, calm down...

Her dad just got angry
and he's a psycho.

A psycho? Maybe just
a daddy who loves his daughter.

Well, anything more about him?

He has a Bentley Continental...

Oh, isn't that great.

A villa in Nadarzyn...

Fantastic.

Dad, you're right. I screwed up.

But I'll figure it out.

I'll fix the Mustang
and it'll be as good as new.

Then hurry,
because I already have a buyer.

Are you selling the Mustang?

Will you pay
my car lot mortgage installment instead?

Again.

Is everything all right?

- You're completely crazy.
- But what do you mean?

That all these tinders and hashtags
have eaten your brain out.

How about a dime
of something specific at this time?

Get dressed, I'll be waiting downstairs.

- Oh Jesus Christ.
- Jesus Christ.

WHO'S BEHIND THE CASINO FIRE?

Is this your Julka's daddy?

THE TRIAL OF MIROSLAW B. STARTS TODAY.

Yeah...

Only then he didn't have
a stripe over his eyes.

She told me her dad was a businessman.

What was she supposed to tell you?
That her daddy is a bandit?

Mild sauce, thin crust!

And I don't care.
I'm not dating him, but her.

You're dating her
and you're running away from him.

THE KING OF SLOT MACHINES.

Thank you.

- Have you known each other long?
- It doesn't matter at all.

Of course, not at all.

- Well, how long?
- Er...

Nine… maybe ten days. From the Internet.

So couldn't you check
on this Internet of yours

that she's a gangster's daughter?

For you, everyone successful in this
country is a straight-up gangster, huh?

No. Not everyone.

Almost everyone. And this guy for sure.

- Do you know what his nickname was?
- Well, what?

- The Orthopedist.
- A very cool nickname.

Do you know why?

Maybe when he was a little boy,
he wanted to become a doctor.

He broke people's arms. Or legs.

A fracture specialist!

- I wish you were smarter.
- Than who?

Than me, you dumbo.

- TODAY WAS GREAT, I MISS YOU ALREADY.
- SAME HERE, SLEEP WELL.

- ME TOO. DID YOU GIVE UP ON ME?
- No way.

NO WAY.

THEN HELP ME GET OUT.

- What's going on?
- Fuck!

All right.
I don't know, the water is on fire.

Hush, hush, good boys, go home, come on!

Run, or they'll eat you.

Yeah, we're putting it out.

Come on, put it out!

- What's up?
- I think I sprained my ankle.

Now? Come.

- Can you jump over?
- I'll manage.

- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.

Come.

- Where's your Mustang?
- The Mustang would be too conspicuous.

- What are you doing?
- It's missing the reverse gear.

- Is it missing anything else?
- No.

I mean, you have to start in second gear.

And fourth gear doesn't work,
but only uphill. Come.

Cool. At least it's not conspicuous.

- Is something wrong?
- No, everything's fine. It's all right.

- I kind of feel like...
- Huh?

The stress is going away.

Who was on duty today?

You, Spade.

Julka?

Julka!

Excuse me. Do you know if my friend...
Has she left already?

She sure did. At 3 a.m., by taxi.

You have to vacate the room by 12.

Last night, a mysterious fire broke out
on a controversial developer's property.

There are suspicions about it
being some underworld games.

The businessman himself
declined to comment.

As we unofficially discovered,
the businessman's second wife,

Anna Bychawska née Wolna, disappeared
from the property during the fire.

Miroslaw Bychawski
married her less than a year ago.

Previously,
she was his personal fitness trainer.

It's rumored that it might be...

Wife?

...a kidnapping.

We tried to reach the businessman's
daughter from his first marriage.

Unfortunately, Julia Bychawska,
an Eco Freedom organization activist,

is not currently present on the property.

- Just try cutting that tree.
- Come on over here.

Yeah, come on.

I'm telling you one last time!
Get off the trees!

And I'm telling you the first time:
Kiss my ass! Leave me!

- Come here!
- Get off me!

- Disperse immediately!
- Leave it!

Take off your uniform!
Apologize to your mother!

- Come on over here...
- Let go...

Everyone, disperse!

Take off your uniform!
Apologize to your mother!

You threw up on my house.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know that...

It's yours.

If you don't know how to drink,
you don't drink.

Or you drink at your place.

I'm The Professor.

You don't have a name? That's okay.

Do you smoke?

One million dollars ransom demand.
One million.

Why not twenty from the beginning?

I wouldn't take her even for an extra fee.

- Don't talk like that about your mom.
- My mom?

- Dad, mom left you eight years ago.
- Exactly.

And who raised you? Me.
With these hands I raised you.

Exactly.

- Okay, maybe I made some mistakes.
- Mistakes?

Dad, what mistakes?

You married Ania, my congratulations.

- Ania is even younger than me.
- No way! Ania was born in September.

And? Did you buy her on sale?
Was it a bargain?

I fell in love.

Fell in love.
With which part of her specifically?

Don't be vulgar.

Okay, you fancied your aerobics trainer
because she helped you do push-ups.

I know it's hard for you to understand,

but your father
might have feelings too, right?

Bravo.

If you care about her so much,

splash out a million bucks
and she'll be yours again.

Easy.

How can she be such a slut?

Professor, do you know
what the worst human trait is?

I do. And you?

Naivety.

Well, no.

This one is the best.

Will you look for her?

- What for?
- Oh, I don't know.

But if you wanted to,
I know where she went.

Thanks. Say hello to her then.

Stop here.

Hello, my dear, hello!

- Do you have anything?
- Yes.

Show me.

He's flexible.

Forward.

- And strong.
- What an animal.

- He must have knocked her unconscious.
- I don't know about that.

What don't you know about?

Do you remember when
you told me to install a new camera

instead of the one
that was always broken?

- Yes.
- Well, I installed it.

And?

She climbed over the fence on her own.

Nobody forced her.

Shut the fuck up.

I'm not blind.

I don't know anything about women.

But it looks like... she ran away?

She was kidnapped. A photo came.

- With a ransom demand.
- True. But it's make-up. Look, boss.

Don't bother me with any make-up.

One camera shows him
carrying her, and that's proof.

My wife was kidnapped, you understand?

- Kidnapped.
- Kidnapped.

And the whole city should think so.

Destroy other recordings.

If anyone finds out
that she herself... from me...

And now she's being fucked by some...

...dickhead.

My own wife. She's worth a lot of money.

My wife was kidnapped
by unknown perpetrators.

The kidnappers demanded
a million dollars in ransom from me.

I'll pay.

I'll pay because

family is the most important thing to me.

Yeah, sure, especially me.

But if something bad happens to my wife,

I'll use all my influence
to ensure that justice is served.

Look how family-friendly he's become.
Poor thing.

No matter the cost. That's why
I'm warning the kidnappers once again.

Thank you.

- Are you sure it's here?
- Yeah.

The Mustang is registered to the guy
who owns this used-car lot.

The only such model in Warsaw.

He launders money,
there's no other way.

He does. Probably rupees.

- Are you gentlemen here for me?
- Where's your Mustang, buddy?

What Mustang?

This is a used-car lot, not a stable.

I like witty people.

Have you seen her?

- I don't know the person.
- You'll talk to Benek then.

Jasiński and I will look at the wheels.

An Astra. 1982. I had my first time
in one just like this.

I don't remember her name.
But the car was green.

And in such a Matiz,
I had my license taken away.

I had to buy it back later for
a lot of money, and I didn't have much.

I was only in my third year of law.

- Those were the days. Pour, Spade.
- So what now?

Just don't tell Julia.

Well, look what happened.

There was a time I'd break your bones
myself, but now it's not appropriate.

I have nothing to do
with the kidnapping of your wife.

I can see it. You wouldn't be able to
kidnap a potato from a grocery store.

Your son, however, is a different case.

Do you know why you got whacked?

Because you raised your son wrong.

Fucking other people's wives...

...is a sin.

As a father, did you ever tell him that?

Yes. As soon as he was born.

Now tell him that
if she doesn't come back,

then his daddy won't survive
his second meeting with me.

And neither will he.

Because I'll find him.

- Excuse me. Aleksander Stawicki. Which room?
- Ten.

- Over there?
- Yes.

Have I ever kicked your ass
in the last 20 years?

Well, now I will, as soon as my ribs heal.

Can you handle it, Dad?

Can I handle it?
I was losing my mind, you idiot.

- What a son of a bitch.
- A son of a bitch.

People get angry
when you fuck their wives.

First of all,
I didn't know she was his wife.

And secondly, I wasn't fucking her at all.

That's not good.

It'd be much better if you fucked her.

Hello.

And Bychawski would think
you weren't fucking her.

Much better. For everyone.

Well, I fucked up big time.

For the first time ever,
we agree on at least this one thing.

- What do we do now, Dad?
- We?

You have a mortgage,
and they burned down your lot.

What will you do?
How will you pay it off?

I'll think of something
as soon as you stop jabbering.

You know what?

Supposedly, it was me who kidnapped her,

but they ruined you
and beat the sh... out of you.

- I won't leave it like that.
- Don't even think about it.

- Son.
- No.

Nobody shall beat my father up.

This is Lolek, the only taxi driver
in the area. She went with him.

You know I didn't know
that the fifty was blue?

Wait, wait, wait.

And now I want to see
what color the hundred is.

- Hello.
- Hello. How can I help?

Right...

What?

What the fuck? I must be dreaming.

Maciek, dear. It's not what you think.

- I mean, I... we... we didn't...
- Wait a minute, we?

I'm not sharing with this jerk.

I'm taking my half
and getting out of here.

You'll share your half with him.

Hey, why my half?

You chose him yourself, now pay him off.

Wait, wait, wait.
You chose me? What does she mean?

She set everything up. I'd never
think up something so stupid.

Yeah, because to think something up,
you first have to think in general.

- Eco-moron.
- Cruella de Botox.

- Catechist.
- What are you doing? Give it back.

- You'll mix it up.
- Quiet!

Now we'll do this.
I'll post your photo online.

And your husband and your daddy...

I'm sure they'll will very happy.
I mean, he will be.

I guess daddy will be very,
very happy when he catches you.

Because he won't touch the family.
He cares about us too much.

She's right. You don't seem to know
who my old man is.

- I mean, her old man. Our old man.
- I do.

I visited my father in the hospital.

- How is he?
- Alive.

Okay, come on,
let me show you something.

Can you see?

Well, I see the workers.

A bunch of lemmings
serving corporations.

Oh Jesus, I don't believe it.

My father wants to build a dam here
to drain the swamps.

- I guess that's good, right?
- Good?

- Do you know what lives there?
- Mosquitos?

The scarlet thrush.
It's rarer than the panda.

If they drain these swamps, it'll lose

its last natural habitat in Europe.

It'll be lost forever. We'll never,
ever see it again, do you understand?

- Very nice speech.
- I told you she was mentally ill.

Together with these guys from Malaysia,
they want to build

a golf course, a highway,
and a hotel here.

They want to ruin it all
for fat guys swinging clubs.

So what, that's why you want to
cheat him out of money?

We need this money.
She just wants to get off the leash.

She has a prenup
and wouldn't get a penny.

And I want to save these swamps, get it?

No.

If the dam accidentally collapsed,

there'd be no golf course here.

The land will become worthless.

I'll buy it
from the Malaysians for peanuts.

Half a million would do.

You're kidding.

The world is fucked up,
but not that much.

Such a simple kidnapping scam
and he didn't figure it out?

Sorry, but he's not that stupid.

- Hey!
- Wait, let me check something.

Well, yeah.

You won't even pay
for your return bus ticket with this.

- No! No!
- Hey, man, are you crazy?

- Are they fakes?
- Hey, I'll collect it!

You're not going to
leave us penniless, are you?

Am I not? I'm going home
and I hope I won't see you again.

Wait. Mirek ruined your father.

- What Mirek?
- Well, my husband. That's his name.

- He set fire to his lot, right?
- It's none of your business. I'm off.

And he beat him up badly.

Exactly.
Shouldn't he at least pay for this?

- Will you just let it go?
- I said it's none of your business.

And I won't forgive him.

So what? What will you do to him?
Will you beat him too?

You know what would hurt him the most?

If you cheat him out of money.

With us.

Only in this country. Here I have
everything arranged like Lego bricks.

Now relax at the hotel.
My man will take you back.

Jasinski, take care of the guests.

And you were the most important thing
in the world to me.

The most important thing
in the world to you is your daughter.

All right. Then you were
second most important to me.

Money comes second.

You traded me for a bag of garbage.

Garbage? These are very good fakes.

Eight and a half groszy
a piece at wholesale.

Did you think I'd give you real money?
You and that prick?

- He didn't know anything.
- Excuse me?

Mirek, I didn't even sleep with him.

I was stupid. Sorry.

What for?

- They kidnapped you.
- What?

Very bad people broke into our house
and kidnapped you.

There were three of them.

One set the swimming pool on fire
to distract the security guards.

Then the second one
slipped through the window.

He put you to sleep with chloroform
and he carried you away.

The third one was filming everything.

You don't know where they took you

because you were unconscious.

You only woke up in some attic.

Mirek, what the fuck
are you talking about?

Shut up and listen.

Thanks to your gymnastic skills,
you managed to escape.

And I also got the money back
thanks to my gymnastic skills?

All right.

We'll get the money back
when we catch the bastard.

That's the truth. Remember it,
because there will be no other truth.

This version goes to the press. And now…

Tell me what you know about him.

- So daddy was furious.
- Even worse jealous.

I'm screwed.
And he wants to get Maciek.

- Oh, well, Maciek's screwed too.
- Yes.

Oh well, now he has to help us.
For his own good.

- I'll convince him.
- How? By turning him into an ecologist?

I feel that deep down he loves nature.

He just doesn't know it yet. I'll talk to him.

Hey!

So where's this thrush?

Scarlet thrushes are very timid.

In fact, hardly anyone has seen it.

I've never seen it myself.

So you're fighting for the forest
and swamps that house a bird

that no one has ever seen?

It must be here somewhere.

This is the last chance for this forest.

Okay, wait and turn around.

Where are you going? Where?

I said turn around.

Turn around. I'll bring you something.

I said turn around.

Hide your phone too!

Look.

The scarlet thrush feeds on it.

That's why I know it's here.

This is the first time
I've heard of a bird eating mushrooms.

Who are you, an ornithologist?

- Well, try them, you'll understand.
- No.

They're bitter.

What the fuck? I must be dreaming.
Dreaming... Dreaming...

- What did you give me?
- Quieter.

You're not alone here.

Quite a ride, huh?

Did I undress myself?

You wanted to get closer to nature.
That's how it works.

And?

Did I get closer?
Because I don't remember.

You were lucky anyway.

During my first time
I ended up on a train to Kielce.

Well, now only you, me and the thrush
know about this place.

We won't let them destroy it, will we?

I thought you wanted to ruin your dad
for a piece of swamp in the forest.

But no, you want to ruin him for a bird

that eats mushrooms
and has never been seen.

Hey, I want to save my father.
Just like you want to save yours.

Right. Because every time
I try to save someone, I rob them first.

Yeah. Then let's rob him.

Who beautified
the honorable gentleman like this?

Well, I didn't sleep well.

- My mattress is hugely uncomfortable.
- Yeah.

Have a seat.

- Water, coffee, tea?
- No thanks.

And where's Oskar?

Won't he say hello?

- He's not here.
- And where is he?

- He's gone.
- What do you mean? Where did he go?

He didn't say.

He died, don't you understand?

Listen...

I need help.

My Maciek got into a lot of trouble.

It seems to run in your family, doesn't it?

- Then you have to go to the police.
- I just did.

To me?

It's too late.

I stopped
being a policeman a long time ago.

Okay.

I have to go then.

Hey...

Who did it to you?

Are you insane?

Sorry, but I can't rob casinos.

Generally speaking,
I can't rob people at all.

We don't have to steal money,
we can win it.

- You lose money in the casino. Not win.
- That's not true.

- Mirek's friends always win.
- Mirek's friends?

I'm not Mirek's friend.
Do you have a better idea?

Listen, this is a very good idea.

And you'll see it for yourself
tomorrow at the casino.

Either I will find out or I won't.

Even if I make up my mind,
I'm out after the operation.

We don't know each other.

Machine number 46.

Let me get this over with.

Eat your fill now, come on, eat your fill.

Just sign the fucking permits.

How much has he already received?

204,700.

Cut him off!

He was supposed to get 200,000!

I'll detract 4,700 from your salary.

- So what do you think now?
- Is that him?

Chairman Wozniak. I told you so.

He's supposed to sign
Mirek's building permit.

This is how Mirek gives bribes.

He switches the machine and the guest
gets legal money into his pocket.

- And he thinks I don't know about it.
- You used your head for a change.

- How did you come up with that, huh?
- For a change, I'm nice to people.

They often confide in me.

Wait, wait, but how does he
switch the machine? How?

It's all controlled by a computer.

To get this money,
you'd first have to have the program.

Break into the server room, upload it.
Put someone at the machines.

I'll be happy
to put myself at the machine.

And a million other things, you know?

And all this without anyone noticing us.

Hey, think positive. The program
doesn't have to be a problem.

Pawel!

- Me?
- Yeah. You. You're Pawel.

Well, actually, yes.

Don't you remember me?

Well...

- I'm Julka.
- Ah, Julka… Julka!

Julka...

You work for my father.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

- So he has two daughters?
- One.

- May I?
- Yes, yes, please.

This week I bench pressed 47 kilos.

- In a hanging position.
- Wow.

Yeah. The coach says
I'm making progress.

Do you have a car?

I mean, today,
exceptionally, I came by bus.

But I'm getting my driving license.
And next week I'm buying some wheels.

- Cool. And where will you go?
- Oh, here and there.

It's a temporary thing
at your father's casino.

- Of course.
- I'm starting my own firm. A big thing.

How much longer?!

It's occupied!

Then I slammed my fist on the table
and said: İt's either her or me.

Well, how long can you live
with your own mother?

In a studio apartment.

Okay, let's go.

He was fooled like a child.

Exactly.

That version was cool too.

- Want some?
- No.

Hey.

Are you back?

Sorry, I saw the light was on.
I thought I'd drop by.

- At two in the morning?
- At two in the morning.

At this time
I always went for a walk with Oskar.

Don't you remember?

This is Bychawski's bodyguard.

In front of your house.
He's following you.

Bychawski is planning something.

I hate that motherfucker
like a louse, you know? Like a louse.

I once handled his case.

This shit-eating bastard and his friend

created some corruption scandal,
blamed it on me.

Can you imagine, dear sir?

They blamed it on me.

I had to leave the police.

Leave the police!

With no pension entitlement.

I only have the non-alcoholic.

What, did I ever say
that I drink the alcoholic ones?

Don't let your son come here, because
this scoundrel is looking for him.

A USED-CAR LOT ON FIRE.
IS THE MAFIA SETTLING SCORES?

You know what...
We have rather older cars here.

I don't know
if there's anything you would…

And besides,
we had a small fire here recently.

- Would you like some sugar?
- Oh, no, no.

Oh, because you think
I can afford a new one.

This brute.

He took everything from me.
Even the car.

After twenty years of marriage.

He left me for some...

...busty twenty-year-old slut.

Can you imagine that?

No, rather...
I mean, definitely not in your case.

Oh, a guy can always handle it.
And what...

What can a woman like me do?

I'm in my forties.

My bank account is empty.

Well, what can a woman like me do?

You can do it all.

Really.

The insurance policy is inside.

I feel kind of stupid
for buying it on credit.

Stop it.
You'll pay it off whenever you can.

Drive safely.

Jasinski!

The assholes are happy.

Call that rascal from the ministry.

Tell him to bring the permit tomorrow.

Mr. Stawicki...

...this will not cover your debt.

Some 386,127 zloty
plus penalty interest.

But there's also good news.

You have an apartment.

It's indeed good news.

It's just a pity you know about it.

Mr. Stawicki, we know everything.

And I'll start the collection
from your apartment.

But don't worry.

I think you'll have something left.

Till Friday.

I don't know what's bothering you.
But it's not worth it.

Would you like some more olives?

Two. To go.

Have you ever thought
about starting all over again?

No.

Well, I have a son.

Children are like storks.
They fly in, they fly out.

We used to climb together.

Attached to the wall with one rope.

- Do you understand that?
- Yeah.

And now suddenly we look
and there's no wall or ropes.

Suddenly we both
fall straight on our mugs.

Meaning?

- It's not worth talking about.
- Oh right.

A real male only talks before sex.

No, Maciek recently got together with

a crazy daughter of some loaded clown.

- Did he knock her up?
- No.

This crazy girl doesn't think
about children, only about swamps.

She wants to spoil her daddy's business
by saving some bird

that probably doesn't even exist.

She's up to something
with some Malaysians.

This guy burned down my lot, which…

Oh, speak of the devil...

Mrs. Konieczna,
I pay you a lot of money...

Konieczny.

My name is Joanna Konieczny.

Is it so difficult?

Mrs. Konieczny, I pay you
a lot of money for various things.

I also pay you for your punctuality.

I'd like some coffee, please.

The fact that Julka teamed up with this...

This doesn't surprise me at all.

This little shit
must be magnetic for women.

But to do business with my Malaysians…

- This is some bullshit.
- But boss, she's completely fuck...

I mean screw...

I mean, I wanted to say that
she's very concerned about

the ecosystem and the bird
that lives in these swamps.

But boss, remember when
she shot that hunter with an air gun?

But she said it was a poacher.

Well, a poacher or not, he was
the deputy minister of agriculture.

And how much it cost us...

Well, there's no way, Mrs. Konieczny.

You need to spend
some more time with this fart.

I need to know more. I'm sorry.

Well, that's the job.

Here's an invoice
for the achievements so far.

Fifteen thousand?

To spend the night with this idiot?

Mr. Bychawski. An idiot or not,
you pay me for the result.

And that costs money. Fifteen.

Fifteen.

TODAY'S EVENTS

LOCAL NEWS

JULIA BYCHAWSKA ARRESTED.
FATHER PAYS BAIL.

JULIA BYCHAWSKA ARRESTED
DURING AN ENVIRONMENTAL PROTEST.

IS JULIA BYCHAWSKA AN ARSONIST?

BYCHAWSKA ACCUSED OF
BURNING A FOREST GUARD CAR.

PROSECUTOR CZARNECKI DISMISSES THE CASE.

I've had my first date since Tuesday.

What?

Well, since that Tuesday six years ago.

Is she pretty?

Well, son, it's an understatement.

- That's worse.
- Yeah.

But nothing will come of it.

Come on, don't be a wimp.

Will you create
such a profile for me online?

Unemployed, middle-aged, but homeless.

- Wants to meet a lady who...
- Dad, neither homeless nor unemployed.

On Friday, the debt collector
will seize the apartment,

unless I come up with 380,000.

He either will or he won't.

- What's this?
- DSM 4.0.

A program for cheating slot machines
in Bychawski's casino.

Bychawski just needs to disappear.

At least for 48 hours.

Finally, Dad. Did you set it up?
Julka's coming to pick me up.

Thanks.

- Where are we going?
- Well, guess, Jasinski.

I don't know.

Golfing?

Well...

No.

We're going to meet our magnetic boy.

And this will demagnetize him.

Whatever happened to knocking?

Just walking in as if you own the place?

Chief inspector Olechowski,
downtown police station.

What are you doing here?

We received a notice of a break-in,
so as usual we arrived promptly.

They supposedly fired you,
but one call was enough.

- The police's just showed up.
- Just look at that.

And you?

- And I'm here for my daughter.
- Your daughter.

With a crowbar?
Do you always visit her like this?

I was afraid she wouldn't let me in.

You didn't knock.

In fact, I was sure she wouldn't
let me in. Recently, you know...

- We've had a little... disagreement.
- I understand.

Well, I'm inviting you
to my police station then.

Cuff them.

You'll tell us everything there.
What a very interesting story.

This looks like
Article 279 of the Penal Code to me.

- Like what?
- Burglary.

- Can I call a lawyer?
- Sure.

- I'm your lawyer!
- Shut up, Jasinski.

Let's go.

This plainclothes policeman is Olo.

A very decent guy.

I'm afraid he'll get kicked out of the force.

I made a call and I'm waiting...

What's this bastard looking for here?

Which bastard?

What's going on here?

Prosecutor Czarnecki.

Uncuff him right now.

Bychawski's friend.

Did you hear what I said?

I had to leave the police
because of these two assholes.

Hey, wait, come on...

Son, there's nothing to wait for.

We're getting out of here. Go.

- We used to be successful.
- Yeah. Once upon a time, yes.

Now the world has moved forward.

We need to call your son.

FLIGHT FINDER

I still don't know what you're doing now.

Relax.

I have a plan. An emergency one.

Are you buying
a ticket to Kuala Lumpur?

Yes.

I won't let the Malaysians
destroy our ecosystem.

- What?
- Just like they destroy theirs.

Do you know
what they do to the orangutans there?

Are you crazy? And what will you do?

I'll strip in front of the
Ministry of Environmental Protection.

In Kuala Lumpur?

And how did you come up with it?

I followed your daddy a bit.

And I realized
that he'd gotten into quite a mess.

- Mess?
- Well, you see this cow?

She used to be a police officer.

And now she works
for that bastard Bychawski.

- How will I tell him all this now?
- What?

About this snake.

He really fell in love with her.

Listen...

How long do you think
he's known this snake?

Two weeks, 10 days?

Sometimes that's enough.

How will he survive this
with his high blood pressure?

You know what, kid?

Don't tell him anything for now, okay?

Who wants you at this hour?

- What's up? Did something happen?
- I wanted to talk.

No, no way. You won't fly anywhere.

- I can't leave her like this, Dad.
- Listen.

I don't care about
Malaysians, swamps, gangsters,

and their crazy daughters.
I care about you.

If she wants to fly to Kuala Lumpur,
let her do it. She's free to go.

If she wants to strip there, let her strip.

If you want to save her, save her.

But in Poland.

Because this is Poland.

And now I have something to finish.
Goodnight, son.

- But dad...
- But son.

Goodnight.

One more time, Mrs. Konieczny,
because I don't believe it.

Mr. Bychawski, one more time.

Your daughter wants to go to Malaysia.

There she wants to strip in front of
the Malaysian Ministry of Environment.

In defense of our Polish swampy areas.

I can't get any clearer than that.

I think I need to take her to a specialist.

This is sick.

My daughter does all her business
by taking off her underwear.

Well, you know, that's what happens.

My invoice.
I don't need coffee today. Goodbye.

I thought she was such a nice woman.

Come on, she's not bad.
I've seen much worse.

She slept with me for money.

Well, she has her flaws.
Man, who doesn't have them?

And she ratted me out.
Mata-fucking-Hari.

I'm not saying she's perfect, you know?

Hey, maybe that's enough, okay?

I sold my watch today
and I have money for vodka.

And tomorrow I'll sell the car.
I'll have money for more vodka.

- Bravo, congratulations.
- Because I'm thirsty.

Yes, I understand that.

Let's go.

Where are you going? Come here.

Love is like the lottery. You got unlucky.

You hit 37-bitch.

Come.

Julia Bychawska.

Flying to Kuala Lumpur
today at 8 p.m. from Frankfurt-am-Main.

Business class.

She flew to Frankfurt at 12.15 p.m.
with Air Asia from Chopin Airport.

- So two hours ago.
- How do you know?

I traced the transactions.
She paid by card.

She also contacted
the Malaysian Environmental Group.

They're already waiting for her.

The little shit's got the nerve.

Call the airport, charter a plane.

Well, what the fuck are you looking at?

Do you know what
a naked woman means in Kuala Lumpur?

There, all a woman has to do
is show her face

and that's already a scandal.

Oh right. Also,
the Malaysian investor will withdraw.

I guess.

I don't give a shit
about the Malaysian investor,

my daughter will end up in prison.

Deal with the plane

and shut up. Or I'll kill you.

Keep an eye on Anka so when I come back

with my daughter, I'll still have a wife.

- And the casino.
- What about it?

- Keep an eye on it.
- You're too stupid for the casino.

Konieczna will keep an eye on it.
Or Konieczny... Tomayto, tomahto.

Welcome on board, gentlemen,
the weather is...

...very nice.

- Pour me some vodka.
- Of course.

Please fasten your seat belts

and turn off your cell phones
during take-off. Thank you.

He's off.

- And?
- He's off.

Didn't I tell you
that daddy loves me very much?

Listen, whether he loves you or not,
someone has to

take this pen drive into the casino
to install it. You understand?

Well, I can't do it,
because I'm in Kuala Lumpur.

Neither can you, or you'll get caught.

Anka can't either, because
he keeps an eye on her all the time.

Actually,
Anka will bring anything, anywhere,

at any time of the day or night.

Okay, even if it works,
which is impossible,

we would also have to
seat our players at the slot machines.

And they'd only have
40 seconds to win, get it?

Then the system will shut
at this amount of winnings.

So what,
don't you have friends? Because I do.

Okay, what about the Malaysians?

How to make them give up the business
if their flight is in a few hours?

Sit down. They'll give it up.

I'll cook something for the Malaysians.

- Oh, there'll be a pastry!
- Do you really know what you're doing?

Yes, move over.

They kick in harder if they're dry.

Will you grind, Romeo?

Won't it kill them?

Relax.

Will it work?

You'll see.

Okay.

You know what to do.

Haven't we seen him somewhere before?

No, I don't think so.
These white people are all alike.

Oh, fuck.

What have you done, man?

Man! You destroyed my vehicle.
I'm calling the police!

- I destroyed your vehicle?
- Are you deaf? You, who else?

You got in front of me.

Give me your phone. I'll call the police.

What?

- Your phone.
- "Your phone" my ass, you slob...

Get in the car!

I'm very sorry, sir. Will 200 be okay?

Well, very good.

It'll be just enough... for wine.

Great.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

Let's go.

It's settled. When will I get my share?

Do you have a jacket and a tie?

Of course.

Please place a small and a large blind.

Raise.

Check. And check.

Excuse me.

Uniformed officers will be here soon.

They'll arrest everyone.

You too, please.

See this guy?

Bring him here.

- A pig?
- An ex-pig.

He's impersonating.

Cards, please.

Thank you.

You'll come with me.

- I'm sorry, what is it about?
- Come on. Let's go.

Hi. Long time no see.

I see that
you've changed companies, dear Wieslawa.

Bravo!

Now I'm Joanna. The police pay worse.

He's going for the chips.

You jerk, don't touch me,
just search me, you hear me?

Well, you saved yourself a duplicate.

Give it to her.

Your bag, please.

What's up?/i>

You came to play?

- What's up?
- What happened?

- The power is down.
- What now?

- Then turn it on.
- The emergency one will activate soon.

- What do you mean "soon"?
- It'll turn on by itself.

It's back. We need to restart the server.

We can't do it
without the boss's consent.

- He's not answering.
- What we do?

Restart it. Restart it!

Ladies and gentlemen, we're landing
in Kuala Lumpur in 15 minutes.

Please prepare your passports
for inspection. Thank you.

Jasinski, look...

...how much money
they spend on electricity.

Robbery in broad daylight.

It's night.

What're you doing
naked with me in the tub?

What about you? You're naked too!

I'll tell your wife everything.

She doesn't give a damn, she's American.

Mirek!

- Hello, Dad.
- Hiya. I'll just say one thing.

Nobody shall beat my father.

And your daughter
is definitely cooler than your wife.

But she probably takes it
after her mother.

One hundred…

Two hundred…

Three hundred…

Four hundred. This is for the car lot,

for repairing the Mustang,

and this is for moral damages.

But... Wait, you didn't take enough.

Good luck.

I hope you find it.

And what is that?

What does it look like? A dog.

A dog?

It'll probably grow, right?

Such a small thing can only make noise.

I don't know.
I don't know anything about dogs.

- But I guess they're a bit like women.
- Yes?

You can't expect each next one
to be like the last one.

Joanna was fine.

First of all, not Joanna, but Wieslawa.

Secondly,
she was nice for the money, get it?

My wife was fine.

- But she's gone.
- When did she die?

Who told you she died?

She disappeared

into the wide blue yonder.

With a dentist.

Yeah.

This is where the highest winnings

in the history
of Polish casinos were collected.

As our colleagues
from editorial research confirm,

nobody's ever won five...

Hello, dad!

Hello, daughter.

- So you don't care how much I lost?
- No.

Right. It's your job, after all.

There's nothing like
destroying your own father.

You still have a lot of hectares left.

- They're mortgaged, daughter.
- You can always engage in agritourism.

- Good one.
- And if necessary, I'll help you.

Well, then buy me a studio apartment,
because the house is being auctioned.

Oh, daddy, you'll manage. As always.

Okay, I'm off to my swamps.
Maybe I'll see him today.

- Who?
- The scarlet thrush.

The thrush.

What's this?

New furniture, Mirek.
I never liked your taste anyway.

Furniture? Do you know
what a seizure by a debt collector is?

- The house is going to be auctioned.
- Not anymore.

I reached an agreement with the bank,
I won some at the casino.

If you'd treated me like a wife,
you wouldn't be so screwed up now.

But you can still try.

Here, gentlemen.

What are you doing here?

Julka, but this thrush story
is bullshit, right?

It doesn't exist.

It depends.

Okay, but on what?

On how strongly to believe one intends.

On this it all depends.