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My name is Paul Heyman, and I'm the executive producer of Extreme

Wrestling. Tonight, ECW Guilty as Charged, live on pay -per -view. And I

thank you for taking the time to purchase this event.

Now, to show our gratitude, we're not going to be like the other guys and jerk

you around and bullshit you. We're going to tell you the truth. First of all,

the card is going to be changed.

Masato Tanaka will not be coming in from Japan to challenge Rob Van Dam for the

World TV title.

And Jerry Lynn's fractured pelvis has not healed properly, and he cannot

at full capacity against Lance Storm and Spike Dudley. And we don't want to give

you a half -assed performance by a great athlete like Jerry Lynn. We want to

showcase Jerry Lynn for all that he's worth. We want to exploit his talent

And we will do that again on Sunday night, March 21st at Living Dangerously.

the meantime, tonight, we're going to shuffle up the deck just a little bit.

We're going to change things around.

We're going to try to bring you the best show that we can possibly bring you.

And I have never believed in a locker room like I believe in the locker room

ECW. We have the hardest working performers.

We have the best athletes. And we have the wrestlers that care the most about

the three letters that you pick. to see tonight ECW we're gonna give you the

most bang for your buck we're gonna break every effing rule in the business

for that I promise you we are guilty as charged

Where nobody is innocent.

Tonight, without a doubt.

Couldn't find Italy on a map.

Great shot of the crowd here in Kissimmee, Florida, right outside of

being discussed with the former NWA World Heavyweight Champion, Tommy Rich.

Over. Desolate inning.

that jackass.

And he cared for that jackass.

But one day, whenever my daddy wasn't looking in the right direction, that

jackass kicked him right in the nuts.

My dad said, son, go get me a knife. So I ran up to the house and brought back a

kitchen knife.

My daddy took that kitchen knife and slit that jackass's throat.

I looked down at that dead jackass and my daddy said, pay back.

Jack is hell, son.

Tommy Dreamer, you're just like that jackass because what you did is you

me in the nuts when you decided to use Jake Roberts as your mystery partner.

What a scumbag. What a piece of garbage. And you picked him over me who loved

you like a son who cared for you.

Well, it's payback time now.

Tommy Dreamer on my part.

I'm going to find out how much blood you have in that body of yours.

Do you have a teaspoon?

Do you have a tablespoon?

Do you have a pint?

Do you have a quart?

Well I'm going to find out and I'm going to juice you big time.

I can't stand And Jake Roberts, I hate Jake Roberts guts. I can look at him and

tell he's a son of a bitch.

And I want you to be able to look at me, Tommy Dreamer, and tell that I'm a son

of a bitch.

And payback time is coming.

It's not going to be next week, next month, or next year.

Payback time is from now till the day that you die.

Now, get the f*** out of here.

Did you hear me? I said get!

Get!

Against the innovator of violence, Tommy Dreamer.

Super Crazy in the ring.

I'm going to give you the background information, the history on the

in this matchup now.

This matchup will be so fast -paced, I won't have a chance to get it out.

Super Crazy, one of the few luchadors who will unmask willingly and has.

He's wrestled in AAA, EMLL, CMLL, Promo Aztecas, and for the WWE.

His opponent from Japan, a wrestler, a lot of experience in Mexico as well,

Yoshihiro Tachiri.

Tachiri, most successful in tournament -style wrestling, loves to use the

Suplex,

wrestled in Big Japan Pro Wrestling, the WWF, IWA Japan, New Japan Pro

Wrestling, and CMLL.

Introducing, in the corner to my right, weighing in at 90 kilos, from

Monterrey, Mexico, this is Super

Crazy.

Eight -year veteran, 24 years old. And his opponent, from Kamamato, Japan,

weighing in tonight at 211.

and Chris Woodward of OneWrestling .com for the information.

Thanks, guys.

Oh, and enough talk.

Let's go.

Tajiri loves to kick.

Super Crazy loves to fly.

Elbow tie -up.

It wasn't pretty, but he is free from the hole.

But he's limping.

for the picking.

Going for it once again.

That is a lucha wrestling move.

I sent Tajiri with some Mexican wrestling experience.

Damn, that's got to hurt.

Kick right to the chest.

glancing blow.

Great camera work.

Take a reverse angle look at it.

Up on his toes. Look at that bridge by Tajiri.

Nowhere for Super Crazy to go.

Outstanding athletic contest.

Congratulations to both Super Crazy and Tajiri.

will be coming for live events this month.

Trenton, New Jersey, Philly, Grand Rapids, Lansing, and Detroit, Michigan.

In New England, Massachusetts, Revere, Worcester, Fall River.

And in February, Raleigh, Columbia, and Concord, North Carolina, Freeport, New

York, and Long Island. The Madhouse of Extreme, the Elks Lodge on Queens

Boulevard in New York City.

And then Poughkeepsie, New York. Check out EW live.

basically harmless he's not he's not really

I am the judge, Jeff Jones.

In a land in which our president is on trial by the Senate.

Gibson run free.

Judge Jeff Jones says he's guilty as charged.

And tonight, Clonus, you step into my

courtroom to face charges brought against you.

and lay me flat in the center of the ring and hit me with your 450

slash.

That's pretty funny. Well, Cronus, I am the judge and I am the jury.

And for that crime of assault, Cronus...

executioner. And you could say he's a little bit psycho and he's going to deal

out my brand of justice in a vicious manner, Cronus.

Nobody's crazy enough to come out here and play with Cronus.

Who?

Shane Douglas for the ECW World Heavyweight title. Let's get comments

both Challenger and the champion.

He doesn't.

versus Taz.

But what about Sabu?

The specter of Sabu hangs over ECW. Guilty as charged here in Kissimmee,

later on tonight when Taz challenges the franchise Shane Douglas for the ECW

World Heavyweight title and they're telling me to talk about the Dudley

don't even have a match for the Dudley boys. I don't care about the Dudley

They're not scheduled to wrestle. They weren't advertised.

Yvonne Dudley, many times former HNW World Tag Team Champions,

and Joel Gertner's on his way to the ring.

Can I get the feeling I've been set up here?

You know, when you've just been taken advantage of, Joel Gertner's got the

Got a chia pet breaking out on his face.

Well, well, well.

Despite what the Florida Tourism Board has been feeding all of you ignorant

people, it is I, every female's top tourist destination,

and the man whose crotch...

is truly the happiest place on earth.

The man who makes Minnie Mouse's panties wet and

the man who just last night helped Daisy Duck fulfill her dream

as she took one for the team and I made her squeal and scream

as I filled her full of cream.

It is I, the bacon in her eggs, the man for whom she

begs, and the face between her legs.

The quintessential and original stud muffin, and a good lord have mercy,

god damn handsome man.

Joel, I shoot out a full condom filler, and it tastes...

Like vanilla, girther.

You people should shut the hell up! We don't need your applause!

Introducing at this time, my colleague, my cohort, and my co -conspirator.

He is the mute behind the mayhem, the quiet behind the riot,

and all the girls

say he's pretty fly for a sign guy. This is Sign Guy!

the two of us cordially and collectively introduce to you first,

accompanying his half -brothers to ringside, he is Pro Wrestling's

only true Mastodon, 25 and 7 '8".

I stand corrected.

25.

Nine -eighths inches of arms attached to the man who last

night split your 42 -year -old mother in half and

then stuck it to her like she was a 21 -year -old set of twins.

Competing tonight for your viewing pleasure.

First, at my left, keeping it real in the 9 -9 and weighing

in at a slim, trim, lean, mean, scattered,

smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and...

my personal dietitian, D.

Vaughn Dudley!

His half -brother and tag team partner hails from

Metropolitan Dudleyville.

He is every Floridian's favorite wrestler, every

American's wrestling role.

Professional wrestlers' worst nightmare.

This is Bubba.

If you chose not to follow them, maybe, maybe

you should hear them again.

Number one, thou shalt not.

Show no mercy.

dead.

Spock is dead.

We have beaten every tag team in

ECW history.

We split up and beat the gangsters.

destroyed the eliminators.

We destroyed balls and axles.

We took your hero, the Sandman, snapped his neck and sent him

packing.

Except one thing.

There's only one tag team left for us to beat.

To prove to the fuck.

The place that used to be your home and is

now called Dudleyville.

Fuck off me.

And we will put an end to all the rumors and prove to you

and the public enemy that the Dudley boys are the greatest tag team.

In the world.

I hope that they bring inside of me that the public enemy sure does answer that

challenge because I would like nothing more than to see the Dudley boys driven

out of ECW.

On a completely...

Different subject, as Paul Heyman told you at the beginning of the live

broadcast, Masato Tanaka is not here. He will not be here.

But we will find a suitable challenger for the next big thing in pay

-per -view, the ECW World Television Champion, Mr.

Monday Night, and the whole effing show.

What do you say?

What do you say?

What do you

say?

What do you say?

What do you say?

I've just been notified that we have found a suitable challenger, more than

suitable to say the least, for Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Dam's ECW World

Television title.

Masato Tanaka will not be here. Paul Heyman also told you that Jerry Lynn

not be able to compete in the three -way dance. He has a fractured pelvis that

has not healed yet.

Therefore, Lance Storm, who is also going to be involved in that three -way

dance with Jerry Lynn and Little Spike Dudley, will now be the challenger for

Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Dam. And quite frankly, in my humble opinion, I think

that Lance Storm now has the edge. Rob Van Dam prepared for weeks to take on

Masato Tanaka. He has not prepared for Lance Storm. Lance Storm has something

prove. And Lance Storm, I do believe.

has what it takes to defeat Mr.

Monday Night Rob Van Dam for the ECW World Television title. It's just my

opinion, but I believe tonight is Lance Storm's night here live on pay -per

-view at ECW.

Guilty as charged.

Well, it's pretty obvious that I'm not having a three -way dance tonight

because Spike Dudley already

took the beating that I had planned for him tonight.

And you see, Jerry Lynn,

is still crying in the back, complaining about a cracked pelvis that I did give

him.

So that frees me up for bigger and better things.

But the only thing better than being from Calgary,

Alberta, Canada.

The only thing better is being from Calgary.

and having a championship belt around my waist.

So if Rob Van Dam has got the guts

to get his ass out here, I'll show him

that I'm not the whole effing show, just the best damn part of it.

Accompanied by Tammy Lynn Bitch. Yes, that's spelled B -Y -T -C -H.

As I said just moments ago, I do believe that a lack of preparation for

Landstorm is definitely to the detriment. Ladies and gentlemen, this

for the ECW World Television Championship.

your merchandise catalog.

Michigan, Revere, Worcester, and Fall River, Massachusetts round out the first

month of the year.

Tonight,

first ever live on pay -per -view stairway to hell matchup. Terry Funk

as his new protege, Justin Credible, takes on the innovator of violence,

Dreamer.

my pain yourself too

Sometimes a head full of lies is the way that you might.

One of the most emotional nights in the career of Tony Dreamer.

There's no question.

One of the most emotional nights in the career of Tony Dreamer.

Take a look at Justin Credible's entourage. The largest female

the planet, Nicole Bass.

And that young woman who has yet to be identified.

And of course, the self -proclaimed sexiest man on earth, Jason.

Just Incredible, who quite frankly has picked this fight with Tommy Dreamer.

He'd begun this war. He called out Tommy Dreamer. He's trying to make himself a

superstar.

And Tommy Dreamer is more than up to the challenge.

He beat the hell out of Just Incredible, but to see his father figure is mental.

Now, man, we love Harry Bond. Put his back on him.

Only to endorse Just Incredible publicly.

Yes, sir.

This one's going to get ugly before too long. Ladies and gentlemen, this is our

Stairway to Hell match scheduled for one fall to a finish.

Introducing in the ring at this time, Nicole Best and

the sexiest man on earth, Jason.

Way into tonight at 224.

This is Steven Prazak. I'm in front of Taz's dressing room, and I've been here

for what seems like hours in order to get a comment from Taz on his first ever

title shot for the recognized ECW world title, and he finally, begrudgingly, let

it in to the room.

Well, Taz, this is your first shot ever for the world title held by Shane

Douglas. Well, what do you say?

Tonight's the night.

Yeah, tonight's the night.

Yeah, okay, good. You're another rocket scientist, so tonight's the night. Okay.

Yeah, what do you sell, toothpicks for living, you schmuck?

Tonight's the night.

Okay, what?

Well, you know, it's Shane Douglas. Yeah, it's Shane Douglas.

No, it's just another match, and he's going to be just another victim.

Camera, camera, Mike, Mike, camera, Taz, we don't need you.

Douglas, tonight's the night.

I'm predicting it. The next world ECW heavyweight champion franchise.

Beat me if you can.

Survive if I let you.

Another impact player. Come to ECW to take what I got, to take what I made.

Well, there's shit.

There ain't no taking the word of the title off around my waist. You've come

the wrong place. Go someplace else, big man. The task is easier up north or down

south.

Taz, you're the issue at hand.

Tonight, the immovable object meets the indestructible force, and we collide

head to head, Taz. From day one here in ECW, from day stinking one, Taz. The

franchise. The two dominant players.

You will not be the World Heavyweight Champion, Taz. It is the belt that I

And I ain't giving it up. 35 years old at the peak of my career.

And I ain't about to give it up just yet, Taz. Go seek in someplace else.

about stretching Sabu or slamming somebody else on their head. Because

pal, I play games with you all night long.

Bitch, you're mine.

I'm the World Heavyweight Champion here. I will remain the World Heavyweight

Champion here. It's my belt.

It's my belt. It's my belt.

Ain't that right?

Yes, you're right.

Of course you're right.

Survive.

Challenging the franchise, Shane Douglas, for the ECW World Heavyweight

Believe it or not, Taz, a former ECW Tag Team Champion with Sabu,

and a former ECW World Television Champion. A belt he won from Shane

under three minutes with the Katahajime has never gotten a World Heavyweight

title shot.

This is the most important match in Taz's career.

And here comes the

franchise chained up.

Three -time ECW World Heavyweight Champion.

You're going to have to take every stinking breath out of my body.

Come in.

ECW World Heavyweight title.

He is the first ECW World Heavyweight champion and without question the

greatest champion in ECW history.

He is the franchise.

He made ECW.

And he says...

Just another athlete who failed to take the gold off of the waist of the

franchise.

Shane Douglas, as he says, is prime, 35 years old.

A 17 -year -old pro trained by Dominic DiNucci in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Douglas has also been a two -time ECW World Champion and was a WCW World Tag

Team Champion with Ricky Steamboat.

From the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, New York, weighing in tonight at

248 pounds, he is the human suplex machine,

ladies and gentlemen, Taz!

Taz looking up and down the franchise.

The intensity dripping on past him.

with your wrestling background.

WCW, living dangerously.

We've got a new world heavyweight champion in Taz.