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Dear birds, I hope everything is well.

I have completed my high school and university education.

The military tried to conscript me,

but apparently there was an error in the civil registry.

I did not do anything serious for a while, then I lucked out,

and found a job in a photo studio as food photographer.

If you ask me "Yaprak, what else?"...

I am hungry.

Hang on one more day.

Then you can use the open buffet like the rest of us.

-Dad! -That's futile.

I sent him away already.

If you weren't going to feed and raise me, why did you give birth to me?

Oh. I see that you are eager to hit me below the belt, Yaprak. My beauty.

You know nothing about misery.

But at least you will have a photo of yourself in a wedding dress

that you can hang in your room.

By the way, I haven't told you the big news yet.

I am getting married today.

Of course, if you can fit in it.

What's going on, my daughter? Why are you spooked?

Come on, my daughter. Eat.

Then let's read the "No rain during wedding" prayer

I found online, okay?

Let's read that together, okay, my daughter? Nice.

My birds, I would love to shine like all other brides

but because of this wedding, my mom's hovering over me like a fiend.

Yaprak...

It doesn't matter where I hide.

Yaprak...

Like she's breathing down on my neck.

Thankfully, there are two things to relax me when I feel uncomfortable.

The first one is my chocolate stash.

The second one is, the groom to be.

Let me guess, your mother was walking on the ceiling with her head backwards,

and you can swear that's real.

Ali. My dimpled one.

The man who never gets tired of my endless complaining.

I can never walk with these, Ali.

I thought you were flying, my angel?

Manicurist tried to kill me, Ali.

Maybe she was just jealous of your beauty. Just guessing.

This is a horse's mane, not bridal hair.

The wedding venue is too far away, Ali.

There is a game tonight, you will miss that too.

I feel like the make-up they put on triggered my allergy.

I can't believe it, he hung up on me! Such a boor!

Sorry?

Ali, I am sorry. I am not like you.

I can't handle the wedding stress.

I just can't.

Little Titan, we have come down to the short strokes.

After this point, there are two options:

Either we will have some fun and remember today fondly,

or it will be full of disappointments. I don't accept the latter.

Because there is not a single moment

I have felt disappointed with you since I was six years old.

My Ali. The only man who manages to touch my heart, no matter the situation.

But I know what will cheer you up.

The investor is going to come, Gökhan is there.

Call our boys too, so we can have fun together. Okay?

Okay, Ali. Okay, my Bird Ali.

YAPRAK & ALİ

Partner.

Groom.

Thank you for accepting our invitation, Mr. Taylan.

I have come here to say love is not real, don't get married.

I hope I am not too late.

Mr. Taylan, you are 23 years late for that.

Math never lies.

If I can't help you with that, then let's discuss the investment.

I need to attend another event afterwards.

I have been waiting for you to explain.

I am planning to make an investment of

an extra 1.5 million dollars for your mobile game's marketing needs.

1.5 million!

You don't seem impressed, what's up?

No, I am. Gökhan's excitement is just more visible.

If you allow me, I should leave you

with my extremely impressed partner

and deal with the photographs.

Then I will come to you to listen your plans for our firm.

Of course.

Again, thank you for coming here.

-Your partner is a real gentleman. -And he is so smart.

I wouldn't be so sure about that

because getting married knowing that you'll get a divorce one day is not smart.

Leave me alone.

Son, don't make me run after you. Come here.

You haven't eaten anything. Come here.

Stop, please!

Son, come here already!

Hello? I am Mese.

Aunt Yaprak, can you send me nudes?

Come here, Mehmet Selim. Keep walking.

Sisbird.

I know, right?

Whose son is he

Yeah.

Yes, I have missed my family home.

We can be there in 30 minutes.

I can't believe it, Mese!

Let's say one hour.

Yaprak.

He didn't even answer!

Master, what's with you and your bewitchery?

Adnan, there is no witchery.

The lady made me sign a petition. And Yaprak has a wedding.

She calls you on her wedding day?

Master, let me tell you the difference between us.

I have a gentle soul.

I am all about plays, art.

But you! You are such an Alpha.

You are appealing to the women's subconscious.

Yes, Yaprak? I will be there in two hours.

That's way too early. I might not get a permission, yes.

Yaprak, by the way...

Are you sure you want me to come?

You know, I bring bad luck to weddings. Or they bring it to me.

My Bird Sinan, you are our best man.

You can't get out of this citing superstition.

No way. Oğuz will record a video.

You are coming. You have 45 minutes.

Queen Mother, how do I look?

-Yaprak... -Don't cry. Don't.

You know you can talk to your mother about anything, right?

I wonder if you ate anything

that was not included in our diet list?

Me? No.

Your wedding dress is too tight from the sides.

-Too tight? -Too tight.

Anyway. Clearly you have been naughty.

But it's alright. In women's world, the only thing without a solution is...

Then she threw up all the sushi she had eaten as menemen.

Billy! Such a funny man!

If you see him

tell him that Gökhan the Ottoman sends his regards, he would recognize me.

Gökhan the Ottoman. Okay.

Do you want to order? I can help.

No, no. I am waiting for a friend.

-My friend can come, right? -Of course!

Meeting someone from your business circle is valuable to us.

About that, business...

I am after some funny business with this incoming friend.

-Ah! -Ah.

I thought it was...

Of course, you are a single man.

Who says I am single?

Look, Gökhan.

Since we are going to be partners,

I'll teach you a trick that will change your life.

Okay. Are you following?

Where is the ring?

On the table. Yes. Okay. What's this?

-Money. -Right?

Where is the ring now?

Welcome, my love.

-Ece? -Gökhan?

I guess I don't need to introduce you two.

-Ece and I... -Know each other from the school.

From the school, yes.

I was suspicious of this when I saw Yaprak and Ali's names.

So, the legendary love ends with happiness.

Uncle Gökhan!

I thought you were in İzmir, kiddo!

You are so grown! Come here.

You are still a shortie, asshole!

-Yes. -I should welcome my friends.

The Ali who never lets me down in good times and in bad times,

in sickness and in health, always, everywhere.

I wish I could say you arrived just in time to save me

from that craziness called "wedding," but...

Mother Oya, is it done?

No! Keep going.

Ali. If you don't get me up now, you will carry my coffin.

Mother Oya, can we loosen this corset? Maybe that's why the photos aren't good.

Never. Continue.

Nice try. Like this, my handsome love?

This is like... Like...

Such a good view.

I wish you had warned me about the hill though.

Sinan, welcome! I have missed you so much.

Hello there.

I have missed you too, Aunt Oya.

What are you up to? How are you? How is business?

Aunt Oya, just a classic civil servant's life.

Our income and way of life never change.

Don't you complain now. After all, you have a guarantee in life.

Is your mom here too?

She wanted to come, but she couldn't leave my grandmother alone.

Of course, she is sick. She can't.

I hope she gets well soon, son.

I hope so, Aunt Oya. By the way,

congratulations. May they be happy.

Thank you, son. Thank you. Your turn is next.

I am sorry.

Yaprak!

Tuna? What are you doing here?

I have been asking myself the same since the day we met.

Let's say because of Hippocrate. How bad is your head ache? One to nine?

Nine. But with your voice, it's twelve.

I am sorry that the area from which the bad jokes are coming is undamaged.

What happened to me?

You were out of breath, fell, and hit your head. Nausea?

Okay. Keep your head fixed. Follow my finger.

Yes. Lastly,

what day is it today?

Ali, okay, man. Think of it this way.

At least he is one of the best neurologists in the country.

Sinan, I told them

to remove that stupid corset, but they didn't.

Man, what is done is done.

Ali, what's going on, man? What happened?

Nothing.

Yaprak had a minor accident. We are waiting here. She is in there.

Aunt Oya's reaction was scary, we were worried.

Guys, welcome, by the way.

Sorry, I couldn't pay attention.

Man.

Yes, Oğuz?

What? Why do you stare at me in a weird way?

I thought your beard didn't grow.

It is fake, right? Fake?

-Man, let me go. -Get them off.

Tuna!

No physical problem.

But we have a problem.

Yaprak?

Who made me wear this curtain? Who?

Temporary memory loss.

My Bird Gök.

Sinan.

My Bird Ali. You have gray hairs. What happened?

-And I have a seven-year-old son. -What?

What are you talking about?

Guys, how and when we have become these people?

Where were we, Yaprak?

Last I remember, there was music, lights, loud noises.

There was a ballerina.

And a ship. A huge ship.

Okay, why are we dressed like this? What are we up to?

You say it.

Yaprak.

We are getting married today.

But Ali, we are friends.

One to three months, you say.

It's difficult to say something for a full recovery, but give or take.

It was my fault. I didn't want to come so much.

If you didn't kick Yaprak's cortex, why do you blame yourself?

I bring my bad luck to weddings. Or they do to me.

Okay, Mr. Taylan. We'll come after we handle our crisis. Okay.

Gökhan, why have you been spinning around

as if you are a cut-off kite?

Who is Taylan?

No one. An investor. I left him alone, that's the reason.

I don't know, you keep spinning around.

I can go and talk to him, if you want. Explain the situation.

No! No.

No, I mean, we already have a friendly relationship.

So, you tell me I am just a civil servant and I can't handle it.

No, come on now.

Don't be ridiculous.

No, it's okay.

Man, would this work?

Hit to the head, and trauma.

No news from Ali?

Here he is.

No, I am going insane.

Such a sweet woman has become insane to have the perfect wedding.

Kept saying it would be done today.

I say, "Mother Oya, this is difficult for us all." But no!

Now she is researching memory prayers online.

Tuna, I know you don't want to be here with us.

But if I don't handle this today, I can't get married with the "one".

Look, there is a method that's not very common

but in the literature, it's been claimed that sometimes it works.

-If the patient remembers the last... -Ali, Mr. Taylan...

Sorry.

I am sorry, Tuna. The last what?

The last trauma...

Do you have a charger?

Yaprak needs to go to the last day she remembers and have the same trauma.

Guys, what was the last thing Yaprak remembered?

-Lights, loud noises. -A ballerina.

Ship. Oğuz.

Where is Oğuz?

Oğuz! Is this an amusement park or what?

Lights. Loud noises. Ship. Ballerina.

Guys, we are going to an amusement park.

Yes, we will be on our way to the hospital soon, Mr. Taylan.

Yes, accept our apologies. But think of it this way:

we are like relatives now.

This way, you will attend the wedding.

Thank you, sir.

Young man, don't upset your grandmother, and be nice. This shovel is yours.

My daughter, the evil eye caused this.

My son, God Speed to you.

Mr. Taylan, is Ece with you?

I didn't want you to be alone, that's all.

Now, we are going to do the thing I always mention. Ready?

All for the girl...

Come on, man. Stop acting like a kid!

Come on, hurry.

I don't get it. It was right here.

CAUTION WORKSITE

Everything we had from our childhood, is now a shopping mall.

What are you thinking?

I am trying to remember. There was a girl you picked up here.

What was that trick? With numbers.

Zero plus zero, equals to one.

-How was that? -Dear Gökhan,

is this what we are going to talk about now?

Oğuz, come here.

Stop playing it cool. Tell me.

Okay, then.

One, two, three.

For this to work, we need two girls we don't know at all.

So, 2-0.

Approach your actual target like she is your old friend.

Then say that she really looks like your friend and then

continue the conversation. But be careful. Don't hit on her.

In the meantime,

wave to that other girl, and make gestures.

This way, both girls acknowledge each other's presence.

Lastly, tell her that you're pleased to meet her,

and now you will go to someone you actually know of.

She will not be able to take her eyes of off you because she will be curious

about the relationship you have with her.

Are you still listening? Good.

When you go to that second girl,

act like you are surprised again.

Ask her if the other girl is looking at you, she will probably say

"Yes, she is."

Tell her that it's your first date with the first girl,

and you wanted her opinion because you thought they were friends.

Apologize for bothering them and just when you are leaving,

turn back to them for a final favour.

In order to save face, tell them to make a gesture

showing that they approve this.

Capiche?

Now, the final step.

Go to your actual target and tell her that you are embarrassed

to tell this but you and the second girl had a relationship once

and since then she always criticizes your partners.

But for some reason, your ex liked her a lot. Make the gesture.

The zero approves after your signal.

Other zero is convinced that you have relationships with beautiful women.

Her defense is broken.

And it's a cinch to leave with her.

The name of the principle is “the primary selection”.

A guy selected by a beautiful woman

will get accepted easily by others.

Just nonsense, we were kids back then.

Guys, if your play is over, let's go.

You know, this is an important day for me.

-Where is Yaprak? -Over there!

I remember the day Sinan mentioned.

My Bird Oğuz was on the carrousel.

Gökhan & Merve were here too.

And we...

We were on the ferris wheel with Ali.

The only thing he fears is height,

so, I was holding his hand. When we reached to the top...

-Yaprak, are you alright? -Wait a second.

The bumper cars.

I remember hitting my head.

Because he bumped me!

Barış?

Barış?

Pole.

His very self.

I almost didn't recognize you. Years have changed you, beard and stuff.

Years have only made you much more stunning.

THE HORNY GIRL

The horny girl.

The bangs, for example. Suits you.

You look like the girl from...

"Beş Yüz Days of Summer."

Five Hundred Days of Summer.

Five Hundred Days of Summer, he meant.

I guess you are hungry. There is a good restaurant here.

We can go and grab some wraps if you want.

I was so worried that no one would offer.

Okay, come on, Bird Ali.

No, thank you, Barış. We are busy.

We need to go somewhere. See you later.

Where are we supposed to go exactly?

-Okay, then. Let's go. -Yes! Let's go.

Then, this way.

Come on.

Bro, is there anything you want to add as the brain behind this idea?

Look, Ali,

we can't bring the actual Barış here, he is in the US.

This is the best I can do. Okay? Let's go.

Come on, guys. Eat it while it's hot.

Chef, bring some onions here too.

I see you and raise the pot.

How about turnip juice?

Chef, we want one, two... two turnip juices.

Man, your wedding night fell through.

Ali, why didn't you order a wrap?

Thank you, Barış. I am not appetent like some people are.

Your place has two bathrooms, right?

That's very important. Best investment for a marriage.

That's a good thing you have.

Barış, we thought you were a prince, but you are all about wraps and onions.

What happened to your hand?

This happened during my first passion, basketball. Now I am all about plays.

-They better suit my personality. -Yes, you liked plays.

Barış, okay, let her eat a bit but we should wash our hands.

Come on, come.

He hasn't even eaten half of his wrap, he talks about washing hands!

Let's go, okay? Let's wash them.

Man, what did I tell you on the phone call?

You were supposed to help, say that Ali and she look good together.

Master, everything goes according to the plan.

What was our priority? The girl believing in me.

And for that, I need to impress her a bit.

But I think I impressed too much.

Master, I am a professional.

We are trained for this. Even if we kiss, no feelings.

If you want, I can pursue that option too.

-What is wrong with you? -Take it easy, alpha.

Take it easy. Look, listen to my plan.

I resemble Barış, alright.

But if we want a believable character, it needs depth.

Right now, I am like this. Like cardboard. 2D.

Tell me what you want.

Give me an emotional motivation that I can use.

I hope I won't regret this.

-You are a basketball player. -No.

-Your family is rich. -No.

Your mom left you when you were a kid.

That's it. Oedipus complex.

Domestic conflict. Now, we go back there and end this.

What happened?

It was too delicious, I feel sleepy.

You know who used to make perfect wraps?

-My mother. -Yeah, my mom

-made a cabbage roll a while ago. -How was it?

No good. Is cabbage even real food?

You know who used to make perfect cabbage rolls?

-Don't. -My mother.

Oh, is there any news from your mom, Barış?

Check, please.

My mother died!

Your mom left, just left.

My mom died for me when she left.

MOM

Barış, it's your mom.

It says "mom."

You are so ignorant! It doesn't say "mom."

Anne! Anne!

Barış's American girlfriend.

Talk to this Anne.

Annie can't sleep without my voice.

Hello, Anne. Table for two please.

I should talk to Mr. Taylan in the meantime. Alright?

Karademir, you saved the day again, despite the circumstances.

Who are you looking at, old man?

-Sorry? -I guess nobody bit your head off.

You misunderstood the situation, kids.

I am looking at your childhood, your innocence.

He must be a pedophile. In order to hide, fake beard and stuff.

Damn the kids, childhood, children, everything. Everything is a torture to me.

Kids, we got off on the wrong foot.

When I look at you, I see my own youth.

I fully believe in you, please know that.

What do you know about us?

For example, you. You are such a strong young man.

Express your feelings for this girl. Come on. Time passes.

But I have a girlfriend.

The sociopath is right. Life is short.

I love you.

But I love him.

Are you full now?

Youth is done for. Seriously.

How is your head ache, Yaprak?

I am better, Bird Ali but I am still confused.

Don't get me wrong, if I had to get married to someone

it would be you.

I'd have a high quality life with your dimples.

But...

You owe me no explanation, no apology.

Wherever life takes us,

if you are good, I am good.

Barış, what happened to you?

-My mom is leaving. -You are repeating yourself.

No. She really is.

The hospital called.

They told me I can get there in time if I hurry.

EMERGENCY

Gökhan, bring the car, we'll be right there.

Mom!

Oh! Barış.

We must go. I hope she gets well soon.

Come on, Yaprak.

Look at me. Would you like me to stay with you?

Mother? My dear mother. You'll get better, okay?

We'll be together like we used to be.

Did you say something, mother?

-What did she say? -That you are beautiful, come closer.

Her eyes seem closed. How did she see me?

More like slit-eyed. Like this.

I hope you get well soon.

What did she say?

That you smell like onion.

You never miss an opportunity.

I don't hear a thing! What did she say?

Because she saw you in a wedding dress, she thinks we got married.

She thinks you are beautiful, and I am handsome,

therefore we'd give her beautiful grandchildren. She's right.

Yeah. Sure.

Hello? I am listening, Tuna.

What happened? Why didn't you come?

Yaprak went inside with Adnan.

-What's up with those two? -Nothing is up.

She is just sorry for Adnan. That's it.

For God's sake.

-Gökhan. -Yeah?

By the amusement park, Yaprak said...

Said what?

Merve.

Merve what?

Nothing.

I was just wondering if you have seen her

since you came back?

No, of course not. It's been years.

I know, right?

Look at me.

You aren't hoping to see Ece one day, right?

Of course not. Okay, the first year

I was hoping that everyday.

About how I was going to look at her, what I was going to tell her.

But then I gave up.

Now I pray to God to not see her.

I am so afraid that she'd see me like this and pity on me.

Your phone is ringing.

Gökhan, it's your phone.

MR. TAYLAN

-Gökhan! -Nurse! Nurse!

-Mother. -Ali, Ali!

Mother, hold my hand. Please don't leave me.

Mother, let go of my hand. Mother, let it go!

Come on, man. Come on.

Hey! Oğuz!

You can't be serious.

Are you better?

Did you see that guy there? And the woman?

You were laying down like that when you got stabbed.

If it weren't for you, those guys...

-I wouldn't be alive now. -Come on now.

It's all in the past, little Titan. Take it easy.

The hospital made you tired. Let's go outside.

While you were sleeping in that bed, I could only watch.

And I could hear your heart beating next to me through the monitors.

And your breathing through the machines.

How I begged to see this dimple of yours.

I said "When he wakes up, everything will be different."

But it didn't, did it?

You're talking as if you lost your memory.

When I enter a new environment, I always observe as part of my job.

As far as I am concerned, you are the levelheaded,

well-esteemed leader of this group.

We're here.

Dear Gökhan's nipples have owies.

But they say it'll pass. Right, Gökhan?

I'm obliged to you, Mr. Gökhan.

The doctors told me my mother is still alive

because you stopped Oğuz hitting her.

What kind a person are you?

You hit old women whenever you get the chance.

No, no, no, don't pick on your friend.

He hit my mother to bring her back to life.

-A befitting manner for an alpha like him. -So, he'd rather hit me.

-I was gasping for breath. -You're right.

If he hit me, I'd be offended as well.

Guys.

Could we use the word "shock" instead of "hit"?

This is the medical jargon, master.

-Off we go. -What about Yaprak's memory?

There is nothing to be done.

We'll have to explain it to everyone once we're back.

What? But I have many creative ideas.

I was going to go bowling with her.

Nice.

I love Yaprak. She loves me too.

It was my mother's last wish for us to marry.

Adnan, Yaprak is marrying the man she loves.

Besides, your mother is still alive. You told me that you were professional

and kissing would mean nothing.

You expect us actors to be insensitive, master.

We are human beings after all. Brad Pitt was married as well.

He starred in a movie with Angelina. And guess what?

Brangelina.

So?

I will tell Yaprak everything. You can't separate us lovers.

Got it.

Got it.

Then...

Give me five!

I need to confess something to you, Ali.

You haven't lost your memory.

It was a lie all along

just to avoid the wedding.

How did you learn that?

From your accomplice Tuna.

He told me when you were inside.

How long did you think you could keep this plan going?

I didn't think it would come this far.

I just wanted to stay away from the wedding a bit.

I was going to tell you in the funfair.

But you didn't. Why?

When I saw Sinan so happy, I--

They were so caught up in the moment that I didn't want to ruin it,

and invented the Barış lie.

It comes to Barış again.

I wonder, what would happen if we found the real Barış?

What do you think? Nothing would happen as nothing happened before.

You avoided marrying me, Yaprak. How can I trust you?

You misunderstand me. I didn't avoid marrying you.

I avoided the wedding, this dress,

from the women my mom invited just to show off.

I just want to escape with you, and my friends.

Ali!

Where are you?

Ali! Where are you?

Where are you, Ali?

Ali? Ali!

Wanna be a runaway bride?

If it's a matter of running, you've seen the faster one.

Have you ever seen a man who dreamed of a wedding

night and day?

Or a man who enjoyed

going to food tasting three times

with his mother-in-law?

I tolerate all of these, Yaprak.

Why?

To reach you.

To live and get old with you. Capisce?

But if you say you can't do it and run away, do it.

You'll have to be faster than me.

So, shall we tussle?

They say marriage is a long marathon, birds.

Ours had just begun in that moment.

She's leaking a little bit, but it's okay. That'll invigorate her!

Hello, welcome.

Welcome. Thank you.

Welcome!

Hello? Ali? Where are you? Is everything all right?

Yes, Mother Oya. We're on our way.

We're okay. Everything is fine. We're a bit of all right.

Okay, Mom. See you.

We knew that, in that moment,

that laughter was a moment of silence to our friendship of 25 years,

a salutation to our endless love.

I'm telling you the kicker.

The horny girl.

Wow.

I really wanted to lose my memory just not to laugh.

It was Çınar's idea.

What happened to that guy?

I've entrusted him to Turkish doctors.

What the fuck!

You can't just run by, Mr. Groom. Where is our tip?

Move away from the car, boys. What's happening?

Isn't he the magician from the restaurant?

You're being rude, guys. We have a wedding to catch.

I told you this guy was a pervert.

Do you know them Gökhan?

Your car rocks, groom.

Hope you give us something worthy of your car.

Look at those stitches. The bride of Frankenstein.

Watch your mouths, youngsters.

The envelope, Frankenstein.

You have to see him, pals! He is a complete--

Gang! They won't give us any money.

Let's scram. We have an astroturf match.

Get knotted! You scalawags!

Scalawag? Do you kiss your granny with that mouth?

Get in the car.

What have we just experienced, guys?

Yeah, we were young and wild once.

But they are bandits.

If we didn't have a wedding, I'd kick their--

When did we solve our problems

with violence, Ali bird? Never.

Okay, you are right but they just grated on my nerves.

I wish we could have scored off them.

How much time do we have until the wedding?

Who have we here? Four weddings, one funeral.

You came to give us some money?

No, dear. To mess up your half-wit.

So, we'll fight?

Do we look like barbarians?

Exactly. You look like a serial killer.

So, what are we gonna do now?

Play soccer.

-What are we playing for? -You pick.

Five goals to win.

Are you ready, seamy?

Surprise me, teen.

If you're warmed up, shall we begin?

Are you okay, bro?

Not at all. I should go defense. It'd be better.

I have a muscled contraction.

"Muscled"? Isn't it "muscle"?

-Might be. -You ignorants. It is written as "muscle"

but read as Adele.

Come, Sir.

-Come. -All right.

Thank you for your help, young boy. You look like a gentleman.

I bet you have a way with girls as well.

Well, let's say not too bad.

Look brother, let me give you some advice.

You should never do the dirt on girls.

Thank you, bro, but--

A loser can't advise me on girls.

Beg your pardon? What did you say?

You called me a loser.

You called me a loser. How could you?

Who is the loser now? Say it again, if you dare.

Come here, bro.

Get your hands off me.

Listen, I have a wedding in two hours. Let's do this. Come on!

The car is old. Sometimes the brakes don't work. Be careful.

Thank you for the bikes.

We'll send you the location where we leave them.

We played well, but we didn't focus on scoring.

Don't you think Yaprak played selfishly?

Where is my spare suit?

I left it in the car!

I'm toast!

You hit the pedal on the road here.

Did I wear myself down just to stand here?

I don't expect you to understand, guys.

But let me try.

I sacrificed my days and nights,

even my social life to make this deal.

Let me mourn on my own.

Then go inside and make the deal, bro.

With holes on my shirt?

Gosh! It is easy for you to talk.

Gökhan, buddy.

Brother, look. I will tell you this only once.

Then I will go clean my mouth with liquid soap.

So, listen carefully.

Know that you're worth much more than

this suit you are wearing.

Exactly. You went abroad with your ripped jeans, built a career

and made people love you.

Who among us could dare something like this?

Why do you think a tight-assed, obsessed man like Ali

would like to entrust deals that worth millions to you?

Because you are different.

Moreover, you let your partner down who trusts you

with these manners of yours.

Now, go inside and take your rightful money.

Go and take that money. Repeat it.

"Go and take that money."

Again. "Go and take that money."

"Go and take that money."

-"Go and take that money." -Repeat. "Take that money."

-"Take that money." -"Take that money."

-"Take that money." -Very good.

"Take that money."

-"Take that money." -"Take it."

-"Take that money." -"Take it. Take it."

"Take that money."

"Take that money."

"Take that money."

"Take that money."

"Take that money."

"Take it. Take it. Take it."

Gökhan!

I knew it was fake.

It is okay. Continue.

Fix it anyway. Just in case.

You are okay. Go and take the money.

My brave lion. Go! That's it!

-That's the spirit. -High five.

Hope everything is sufficient.

Enjoy your meal.

Welcome! Welcome!

They should be here any minute.

-Have fun! -Thank you.

-Allah! -Yaprak!

Ali! What's happening here?

Where is the car?

We don't have it anymore.

What do you mean "we don't have it anymore?"

Yaprak! What happened to you, dear?

Nothing serious, Mom.

How so?

Will they take your photos in this condition?

Your gown! What have you done to it, sweety?

-Played soccer. -Soccer?

You. You all.

What have you done to my wedding?

You have ruined my--

-Guys! -Mom!

Come quick!

Oh!

Take the lady to a place where she can rest.

There is a man called Tuna inside. A doctor.

Call him and have him examine her.

My wedding!

Where is your head, guys?

Let's get through this wedding, and get back to our normal lives.

I bet this was my last jinx.

Yağmur.

Wait a minute.

How--

How is it possible?

Congratulations.

Hi, Sinan.

What's she doing here, huh?

What were you thinking?

Excuse me?

What did you expect to happen

when I met her here?

I see! You invited her here just because you pity me?

-Yaprak? -Sinan.

There is a misunderstanding. We didn't invite Ece.

No one invited me here, Sinan.

-Would you listen to me? -Listen to you?

I would have loved to have listened to you two years ago.

Precisely, two years ago today.

23rd February, 1:00 p.m.

When you dumped me at the wedding table in the wedding hall where everyone waited.

I wanted to hear those words from you

instead of the note you sent me with a stranger.

"I can't do it, Sinan. Forgive me."

I was afraid, Sinan.

Of an unknown future.

I was afraid of making a wrong decision.

I was afraid of misjudging you

when we have our feet on the ground, and all those games end.

I never questioned your love.

I never did. But I couldn't trust myself.

So sorry.

I'm laughing.

Because those were my words.

The words of Sinan, who couldn't hook because he was afraid of losing his love.

The last prayers of the women I dumped:

"Experience the same thing you visited upon me."

Ladies!

This is called poetic justice!

All of these, this meeting was a mistake.

I should have left here when I saw Gökhan.

But I couldn't resist the urge to see you.

Wait a minute.

Gökhan?

Gökhan knew you were here?

I couldn't fix this mustache.

Oh! It's a scandal.

-Look, Sinan. -I wonder

how you will explain this.

Ece came here as the lover of Mr. Taylan.

I didn't tell you

because I didn't know how you'd feel.

But I thought she had a cheek to leave here.

Apparently, I had high expectations.

You thought "Sinan will make a scene, and I will lose the money," right?

Mr. Taylan is married, Gökhan.

Hope you realize that you whistle her down the wind to save yourself.

I bet you would like to say something to her

who knew that he was married all along.

-What are you saying, Gökhan? -Don't play innocent.

Taylan says that

"She is great to hook up with, but she wants my money."

-God damn you, Gökhan! -Yeah, yeah.

Are you offended?

You thought everybody would love you

just like my brother Sinan here?

I got tired of cringing all day because of her.

At least we've seen her true face.

Exactly, buddy.

We've seen your face as well.

Why do you say that? I'm protecting you here.

Gökhan.

You're protecting the money, not me.

You are still saying money.

That money won't go into my pocket but to company's.

Ali, say something.

How long have we been friends, Gökhan?

Friends?

Friends?

What the hell is a friend? We are brothers, dude!

We are brothers.

-25 years. -25 years.

I always loved you with your little intrigues.

Because whenever they came back to us

you could have continued.

Now I see that all of that has been changed.

How could you?

Even though you knew that my biggest fear is to meet Ece.

You are right.

I'm Gökhan.

You think I always succumb to my weaknesses

then I get lucky and get away with it, right?

If it will give you any comfort, punch me.

What part of "punch me" didn't you understand?

This is better.

Don't keep Mr. Taylan waiting any longer.

Sinan.

Sinan?

Oğuz!

Oğuz!

-What happened, woman? -Mehmet Selim is missing.

Mese is missing.

-Where would he go? -I have lost him.

He must be around here.

He went out of my sight.

Did you see him? What am I going to do?

He is just a kid.

He must be hiding.

He must be playing.

-You think so? -Exactly.

But I have searched everywhere.

Please help me find him!

-Calm down please. -Where is he?

Just calm down.

While the world was testing us towards becoming adults,

the story of Oğuz's life had begun in the university.

His path crossed with Selin in the most clichéd way.

He didn't know that this beautiful girl would be the turning point

in his life.

Oğuz began to work at an early age,

and he met Selin again while he was delivering.

Call it a coincidence, or fate.

That night Oğuz learned that their favorite pizza was the same.

He was determined to enter the heart of this girl, who was created for him.

If you had known him at all,

you could guess that he would stop at nothing

to achieve this goal, even at the cost of his life.

And he succeeded.

He knocked the door of the girl

for whom he was head over heels in love during a lonely winter night.

Selin became speechless when she realized that

the real surprise was more than her favorite pizza.

Oğuz kneeled before her.

Will you marry me?

While we were struggling to find ourselves,

they wasted no time to become husband and wife.

The Ünals got bigger.

Not long after, it got even bigger.

Oğuz embarrassed all who said

"Oğuz is a kid himself. This is a passing fancy."

He who gave everyone hell

suddenly became a model father,

and a wonderful husband.

Then--

When we first heard about it, we said "She's going to come around."

Because doctor said her morale was very important.

Selin had Mese and Oğuz.

Selin would be okay

they would go back to their good old days.

But it didn't happen. They say the good die young.

Selin became an angel too soon

on a cool autumn morning.

The girl who bumped into Oğuz, and made him drop his books

had unwillingly changed his life again.

Our gang had always braved every trouble together.

But we were helpless for the first time.

We couldn't even say no to him when he said he was gonna move to İzmir.

While we were grieving, Oğuz never cried.

Later he told us that this was Selin's last wish,

he promised her that he would never cry and he would keep the child

inside of him alive for Mehmet.

I promised I would never cry.

Let us find Mese please.

We'll find him. I promise. We'll find Mese.

Okay?

Stand up.

Come on. Give it to me.

What do you think guys?

We should cancel the wedding.

I'll call the gendarmerie and we'll go searching.

I know it is the right thing to do.

But wouldn't it be better if you just complete the ceremony?

We--

I mean I'll go searching.

Let us find the kid first. Then we can kidnap Yaprak if necessary.

I suggest

making an announcement to the guests and have them join the search.

Nice idea. You got the announcement.

You meet the needs of Oğuz and Zeliş Sultan.

Dear guests, I have an announcement.

A seven-year-old kid named Mehmet Selim has gone missing.

I kindly request you to join the search. I repeat.

Gökhan!

What are you up to, boy?

You want to increase the price by playing hard to get?

You have a minute to sign that paper.

Though you can't even manage a wedding.

What kind of a wedding is this? A kid is missing, but he's after money!

A kid is missing. Big deal!

They better keep the one they had.

Stop, Oğuz bird.

-This is no time to get angry. -Outrageous.

Outrageous?

What the hell do you think you are doing? Who are you to intrude on me?

You want to leave? Get out then!

Go back to the slums you came from!

Who are you?

I'm a neurologist and it intrigued me that

you have a granite stone inside your head

instead of a brain.

-You should speak to women-- -Mr. Tuna!

Mr. Tuna. Excuse me. Thank you.

Please don't get angry at Mr. Taylan.

He is an esteemed businessman, and my guest.

Boo!

Gendarmerie is on the way. What's happening?

We're witnessing to the fall of an old friend.

Boo! Yeah, you are right.

Get angry at me, if you must.

Because Mr. Taylan finds the courage to speak on a whim

because of the likes of me.

Cut it short, Gökhan.

I'm summing it up, Mr. Taylan. I'll be there in a minute.

I'm telling you that you can buy me.

You can even treat me as if you own me.

But no one else, barring me, can upset my friends.

Should anyone dare judge his fatherhood, I would kick their ass.

Enough! You won't get a dime from me.

I am going to get you off the market.

You can shove your money, and your kindness up your--

You will behave!

Stop gawking, and search for the kid!

Giddy up!

Don't you worry, bro. We'll find Mese.

You realize you've just vituperated in front of our guests,

and messed our investor's face up?

Okay, bro. If you want to cross me off, it is okay.

What do you think, Sinan?

I'd crossed him off for 25 minutes.

But it was the most boring 25 minutes of my life.

You are not reasonable at all, guys.

You want Gökhan to stay as a kid forever.

"Stay as a kid."

Oğuz bird.

Selin wanted you to keep the kid inside you alive. Why?

Because you are Mese. He is your childhood.

Now think. If it was you, where would you hide?

Think carefully.

Where is the cake?

-Mese? -Dad?

Get me out of here.

Okay, dear. We'll get you out.

We'll open it.

Get me out of here, Dad.

Okay, dear. Can you push a little bit?

I'm pushing, but it doesn't work.

It's stuck. How can we open it?

We can't use a pointy tool. What are we gonna do?

There is a hatch beneath the cake.

If we move the cake, we can save the kid.

Yes, I must warn you.

Since there is no cake mold in it, it is impossible to move it in one piece.

It is of no importance. Let's move it.

-Come on, dude. -Stop!

My car is gone. My gown is tattered.

I lost my face to my guests.

Now, I only have this cake.

Queen Mother, Mese is in the cabinet. So, we have to move the cake.

So I won't be able to see the wedding of my beloved daughter,

which I've dreamed of for years.

-Dad? -Mese!

It is okay, dear.

-Are you okay? -I am.

Mom.

Ali and I really appreciate you for everything you have done.

I didn't ask for all the gaudiness.

I just wanted to do the things I love with the people I love

while marrying to the man I love.

I know that I don't have a gown that people will gossip about.

We don't have a table setting to brag about as well.

But I'm so happy. Everything is just how I wanted it.

Only one thing is missing:

A mother enjoying her daughter's wedding.

A wedding doesn't mean stress, Queen Mother.

Relieve yourself of your burdens, and enjoy it with us.

Then I'll be the happiest bride ever.

Has he been found?

Thank God! Mehmet Selim?

Oğuz? What's with him?

Dad!

Excuse us. We have a ceremony to catch.

Can we talk, Sinan?

At least, let me explain about tonight.

I know we met in an unpleasant way.

But I don't have a relationship with Taylan, nor will I ever.

You don't have to explain anything to me, Ece.

This is your privacy, it concerns you.

Thank you. It was important for me to hear it from you.

You are welcome. Anything else I can help with?

Actually, there is one.

I thought--

Actually I've been thinking it since the moment I saw you tonight.

This meeting of ours is

more than an unpleasant coincidence.

Wild old lovers meet at a wedding.

Both are more experienced, and brave.

This timid manner of yours

attracts me the more, you know?

I can help you lose your excess weight.

What do you think?

Well--

I'm happy with my weight, Ece. Thanks.

I'm the last beautiful woman that could ever come your way, Sinan.

She's right.

I knew the old Sinan was inside of you.

So you know

what the old Sinan will exactly do right now.

What was that? Who are they?

The primary selection.

A man selected by a beautiful woman

will gain acceptance by other women.

-And. -This.

-Is. -The.

-Kicker. -And this is the kicker!

Dear Yaprak and Ali.

You applied to our municipality to get married.

Based on the declaration you made, and the documents you submitted,

there are no obstacles for you to marry.

You can't get married!

Let me pass.

My darling, I would kidnap you to a mountain.

I would put up a tent on the mountain top.

I would drink acanthus if I couldn't find any coffee.

I would feed you my darling, no matter what.

Orchestra!

Actually, he is a good boy, but he is head-in-the-clouds.

Don't you worry. We will release him to the wilds.

Let me give him provisions.

Close it.

Contain the smell.

It was worth it.

We had fun all night.

Now, off to Antalya.

Mr. Taylan's gift is so elegant, don't you think?

He said, "Please don't say no to me, and accept my gift."

I was there too, but I remember him saying,

"Don't break my chin, Gökhan."

But I might have misheard.

Here is my humble gift.

May you never forget today. Something to remember me by.

I don't think we will ever forget today.

It was even better than how I'd imagined it.

I don't know how I can repay you.

You can repay like this.

You can give me a full gold coin at my wedding

just like the one I gave you.

See you then.

Then--

Come on!

Come on!

Watch out for each other.

We love you so much.

We'll meet once we are back.

I want a sibling for Mese.

See you, my brave lion!

Well, dear birds.

We came to an end of another tale.

We fulfilled our desire. Hope you will fulfill yours, too.

-Dear wife? -Let's go, dear husband.