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[Music]
thank you
[Music]
thank you
quiet isn't it it should be for this is
the peaceful little village of foggy bog
Wisconsin where the even tenor of life
is uninterrupted by the noise and clamor
of the workday world where calm and
serenity rain unchallenged in this
in the cool vastness of the
of the deep forest Glades that's that's
it
[Music]
holding me back when it's time to turn
the fire huge yeah it's not on the map
Professor I've called him off my bird
brain buddy it's just a state of mind
well let's not cause any state lines
Professor that's real trouble that's a
federal offensive pull onto that side
road so much left right right left
and the strange conveyance photo will
stop before a neat little home by the
side of the street I wonder who resides
in this great Quonset there is his name
in the Box what is it
it's male U.S mail thank you
let me see that well the name is hoopa
Hoppity Hoopa
's ear professional put the back
to the house Somerset and then join me
on the front porch down the porch of
course all Rick we're going to pay a
social call on this Hoopa champ in a
twinkling film I had hidden the truck
and the two Rascals stood at the front
door
this is I a Harper day your long lost
Uncle my long lost what company
property my little nephew at last we
meet again again I never saw you before
in my life I thought landed why I have
no new since you were this huh that's
the higher I am now oh Fillmore he
doesn't remember me I've been away too
long you've been in the Sun so long well
come on in whoever you are are still the
same little gentleman isn't he Carlisle
hey who's he oh I almost forgot how
pretty this is your cousin a cousin that
tell more Fillmore
my cousin
who said it first at first oh a picture
of your dear dear Mother that's
whistler's mother well any friend of
yours be boys that's my mother of course
he did you sure don't look alike well
she took off to father's side of the
family
hey Hoppity you in there sure shelf what
is it we're chasing some phony snake oil
Peddler in his sidekick phony I'll have
his badge for that you seen any
strangers in these parts strangers
results now no nobody's here but some
lovers of mine Sheriff okay see you
later Happiny
oh man yeah that was close Bentley what
I said we were very close
Waldo Waldo wigglesworld how long you
think it'll be in town uh matter of fact
dear boy I'm already on my way business
unit what kind of business yeah we're
headless couch jump on please I prefer
to think of outside as roving retailers
observe our portable Emporium everything
for everybody from pots and pans to
rubber bands from Needles and Pins to
mandolins and featuring
wizard was Indian guide Alexia for young
adult also middle a they're good for
chills females balls and broken legs
makes a brilliant hand cream also waxes
flaws Shiny Bright gee what's in an
uncle Waldo they're living me boy I mean
in the medicine oh that's what are the
precious herbs Milad special compounds
of roots box and berries I filled the
bottles with water like you told me also
yes oh where'd you get the water yeah
from that little bubbling
bad just look what happens when I twist
them over this rock again that's
positively Supernatural it's uncanner
and spooky too well what in the world is
the terrible secret of ring-a-ding
spring be back next time to meet Hoppity
Hooper starring in
the things in the spring
thank you
[Music]
last time you remember Hoppity Hooper
met those two Rascals Professor Waldo
Wigglesworth and Fillmore the bear they
were roving retailers of a remedy called
Indian guide Elixir good for man or
beast but when the mayor filled the
Elixir bottles with water Hoppity was
horrified but that's water from ring of
English
[Music]
sounds funny to me too but nobody can
drink that water and pray tell why not
well look what happens when I pour some
over this rock they're Jets wet no no
watch
sure enough as they watch The Rock
underwent a curious transformation
Waldo it's growing hair hair yes hair or
in a few seconds the rocket sprouted a
cookie duster mustache and the small Van
Dyke then they grew into a huge
handlebar mustache and a full set of
sideburns and Dad Bradley it's fantastic
now can you see what would happen if you
drank it yeah yeah I have a fertilized
hey what's the matter with your Gram
turn up something strange was happening
to Waldo
now that distance is just an idea
foreign
[Music]
enough
[Music]
and sure enough in the next few days the
country was bombarded with news about
half of these Discoverer
[Music]
and the whole world immediately took cue
ball to its hall or rather to its head
now you can beat older than she is
hey kids would you like to own a Jamie
on Chief dial back
same Mexican hairless man cue ball
I was a 97 pound weakling then I use cue
balls now I'm a hundred pound weakling I
got a three pound mustache
ladies here's a new glamor tip just
sprinkle a little cue ball on your
ordinary class coat voila instant mink
cubald was a boon till Subway scribblers
too or no longer did they have to draw
mustaches on pretty girls just a dab of
cue ball did the trick in 3DS too
of course there was some resentment when
a case
sell a truck and spilled all over a city
street but the quick wizard Waldo was
equal to the occasion good people we
will simply change the name of the
street from Baldwin Boulevard to long
hair Lane
[Applause]
gee well though everybody likes us
no Hoppity not everyone
or here in his palatial homes Cyrus
flugelhorn
the famous millionaire look at that it's
awful Universal to pay down pedaling
down United scalp right down what
happened Mr flue milhorn cue ball that's
what happened you want I should get rid
of them cue ball guys Mr fluegelhorn yes
wind rep and get rid of them permanently
right lost and uh Windrift Air Force
cheaply too
and the Sinister windrips slivered out
into the night well it looks as if our
three friends have picked up an enemy
and a powerful one at that don't miss
next time happily Hooper starring in
dress to kill
R3 is a shroud
foreign
[Music]
well Hoppity Hopper's life hasn't been
the same since Professor Waldo invented
cue bald the miracle hair restorer give
me a bottle here I'll take one could
give me four of them I want the large
economy size look at that crowd of
suckers uh customers are as good their
stuff is salad like hot cakes still well
sure whoever ate a growing hair with hot
cakes Little Wonder cue ball was so
successful for it actually did
everything it was supposed to do it hard
only grew hair on heads but everywhere
else people use cue ball to repair shag
rugs they used it to turn t-shirts into
Angora sweaters one famous movie star
even poured gallons of it on the ground
in front of her home yes now I've got
the only blonde lawn in Beverly Hills a
what is your garden I think of that oh
what Gardener I use a hairdresser tell
me Miss lavoom do you want your lawn
parted on the side or with bangs hey
Waldo that's the rest of these bags but
I'm sorry folks that's all for today
we better get back to ring it in Spring
and fill up some more bottles on the
wall though no Hoppity first let me
wallow about it all his scraggs scratch
mulama boy Jesus happy cabbage he means
money property oh well I'm glad you're
so happy Uncle well there's only one
little drawback really what's that we
made it honestly what's wrong with that
it's a new experience for me so when
you've been a snake oil Peddler making
an honest dollar seems like cheating
little did our friends know that they
had made a bitter enemy Cyrus flugelhorn
the notorious millionaire Miser whose
investments in wigs toupees and scalp
wax were now practically worthless
you're my broker credsley watch the
Outlook Mr flugelhorn if it's hair today
you're gone tomorrow trap and double
drat lucky for me I sent windrip to pay
those up starts a little visit not
one-way windrip why he's a thug mean
depraved Works cheap too he'll pulverize
those idiots put a man in your position
can't do a thing like that I know that's
why
and at that very moment the Sinister
windrip was lurking outside Professor
Waldo's Caravan knocking over Eastern
Patsy's ought to be a lead pipe cinch
and I got just a lead pipe to do it
skulking to the door of the trailer
windrip prepared to do his dastardly
deed
somebody's at the door Uncle Waldo 83
84. see what it is Beauregard and my
name is Fillmore uh well both of you Goa
89 90. unfortunately for windrip he
hadn't figured on the hardness of
Fillmore's head
okay nope nobody there will go but I'm
sure I heard a knock
there it is again all right I'll see who
it is
[Music]
he's right harpity there's nobody there
and what's more he left his hat let me
see that her ah it's according to the
way I figure it the man who owns his
heart is six feet tall with a broken
nose and a mean disposition you found
out all right from his hair no as a
matter of fact he's standing right
behind you yes all right you guys line
up against a trailer
let's back around
and I'm bound to get one of you the door
run fellas no what's happened Steve wow
hot like this
warranty stand still you little creek
well obviously figured on our heroes
agility in a few seconds his gun was
empty and Hoppity was unscathed I had a
line to say here but it was censored
they cheat I was Keen they don't call me
happening for nothing you know you mean
you're charged for it well it would seem
that our troubles are over Jasper hey
you said it Waldo nothing to worry bumps
on you forgot to set the break you idle
paid you numbskull and you drove it Liz
well accidents will happen yes and it
looks as if one's about to happen to
Hoppity for he's trapped in the back of
a driverless truck careening downhill to
Hairpin corner
it makes you feel warm all over doesn't
it don't fail to see our next episode
how to straighten a hair pit
[Music]
thank you
when last we saw Hoppity he was in a bit
of a decline and going downhill fast you
said it trapped in the back of Waldo
Wigglesworth snake oil van he was
approaching hairpin corner at tremendous
speed that's right it looks as if
Hoppity is doomed can't you say anything
Pleasant uh well it's a nice day for it
thanks then suddenly the truck came up
behind another car on the road ahead a
car driven by none other than one-way
windrip the meanie who had started the
whole thing on seeing the truck approach
Windrift swore a mighty oath oh fudge
too late the next thing when drip knew
he was a reluctant truck driver quickly
he applied the brakes the truck slid
sideways to the very edge of the cliff
and stopped just in time
boy that was close mister and oh it's
you you bet it's me Lippy and we got a
little unfinished business to attend to
and windrip started out of the cab to
attack our hero unfortunately he forgot
how close he was to the edge
but now I remember
but you're safe yeah but I wonder why
that fellow was out to get us yeah
probably after our money Hoppity but
that's wrong is it Harper him a boy as
you grow older you will learn that as
soon as you have any money at all
somebody's always going to try to take
it away from you and you know what we
call that stealing no income tax
well next morning a dispirited windrip
was being dressed down by that mean
Miser Cyrus flugelhorn and you call
yourself a thug letting yourself be
outwitted by a frog he got to jump on me
come found it windrip I want to see
results such as three heads on a platter
might be nice I'll get going and again
windrips slithered off this time to
intercept our friends at the source of
cue bald hair restorer ring a ding
spring
oh Rick you don't have to fill the
bottle so full scample levels
that's water and there's plenty of it
but Hoppity that'd mean giving the
suckers an even break well what's wrong
with that no
I suppose but it just goes again
it's a windrip rolled a strange looking
object into Fillmore's view hey Waldo I
found a pineapple is it right I think so
it's ticking chicken Pembroke that's a
live grenade
hey buddy
[Music]
hoppity's quick action saved his friends
but ruined the spring for all the water
was blown straight up into the air
property there's a fortune up there
we've got to catch it but Waldo was too
late and the miraculous hair growing
water fell untouched to the ground
oh I wouldn't say that so a short time
later in the fluegelhorn Mansion uh Mr
flugelhorn he stacked you windrip good
Heavens windrip what happened to you I
got the large economy-sized treatment
with Cue balls you must have used up all
the cue balls in the world all except
this bottle Mr flugelhorn
horn began to chase his Harry Potter in
crime down the street suddenly
that's where you're going Young fella
what did you say Dad blamed kids got no
respect for your elders kids and Cyrus
flugelhorn looked at his reflection in a
nearby store window if I get free I do
look like a young sprout
does your mother know
s well that was the beginning of a new
life for Cyrus flugelhorn he became a
bone he won't a big spender a sparkling
wit Jesus
well all is well and as well okay don't
you have one too many wells in there
what the heck well I thought we might go
into business in a small way with just a
p and three Walnut shells now you just
keep your eye on the little thing young
man
well our friends are off on a brand new
story be sure you see the beginning of
it next time in The Adventures of
Hoppity Hooper
thank you
[Music]
I don't know
foreign
[Music]
opens today on the outskirts of Boggy
bog Wisconsin where as usual our heroes
are in dire Financial Straits I'm so
broke what's for supper Fillmore yeah we
doubt the eating Bean World though do
you mean beans vlogmas no I mean Bean we
got just one left gee what are we gonna
do with one thing we share and share a
light property cut it three ways Spencer
okay Fillmore I'll take the big third
okay
that's the first time I ever had a
dinner disappear through a crack in the
floor well I guess that doesn't Rock a
wall though somebody's gonna have to go
out and find it don't see it happening
that's what I'm eating but you're not
eating and neither is anybody else one
of us has to get a job and go to work oh
what happened to him yeah he always
comes all over queasy when he is that
word happening where am I what word
which
nevertheless the next morning our
friends were lined up inside the foggy
bog employment center all right what do
you do mostly I Hyundai croak you're a
beetle no I'm a Frog I have my own
television program how are the ratings
here's the last ones
hmm you don't need a job you need a
transfusion what about you what was your
last job making sockets for buggy whips
but nobody's used buggy whips for 40
years true I was the first victim of
automation but can't you do anything
else well I'm a qualified derigible
Captain sorry how about you yeah I can't
do nothing I'm just a loyal trustworthy
and not too bright you're also hired see
the man over there
and in five minutes Fillmore had an
honest to Elizabeth's job gee what a
team uniform what do you do Fillmore I
got the statue in the park gee that's an
important job it was it was well that
statue in the park was foggy bogg's only
claim to fame it was a monument to
Colonel Oswald clabber founder of
Wisconsin's cheese industry and it was
the only statue in the world made
entirely from Limburger cheese it was
famous throughout Wisconsin when the
wind is right it makes a pretty strong
impression on Minnesota North Dakota too
folks came from miles to see this cheesy
work of art always standing carefully to
Windward of it go this way folks did the
wind today is from the Northwest how
come you carry an oxygen mask Fillmore
there's some time to win shifts
suddenlike well I shall think a 50-foot
statue made of Limburger cheese had
enough protection without a guard okay
that's really well though my main job is
to catch the little birds that fly over
it by mistake
well since Fillmore has a responsible
position with the government I can
return to my research research yes into
the laws of probability
guess the number of pinto beans in this
mason jar and we're my prize what's
a passenger full of pinto beans
during the fall going Airy persiflowers
Fillmore had been statue watching
unaware that a couple of sinister types
were observing his every move hey
there's a guard on duty that worries you
that worries me look at him Closter
yeah right there's nothing to worry
about
I say my good man
oh I say my bear man do you have the
time I got all the rich I mean what time
is it I don't have a what I know but how
about running down and checking the
clock on the city hall hey good idea
thanks a mill say this to the public is
our second model what's your first model
if the wind shift holds your breath
well he's well he's on let's get to Mike
and donning some efficient gas masks the
two mysterious strangers hold out some
heavy equipment and began lifting the
statue of Oswald clever
well what's all this about we'll find
out in our next episode out on a limb
burger or Cheez-It the cops
well as you remember in our last episode
Fillmore the bear actually got a job and
went to work
Waldo date only part-time work I don't
know what it is about that word Fillmore
Fillmore's job was to guard the 100-foot
statue of Colonel Oswald clever in the
foggy bog public park it was a job not
without its dangers for that was the
only statue in the world made of
Limburger cheese yeah it's perfectly
safe but that I inhale but wouldn't you
know it on Fillmore's first date work
somebody asked him a favor would you
mind running down to the city hall and
seeing what time it is still why don't
you look at your watch the lights bad
here yeah that's figures
and what a terrible way to die okay
let's see there's a big hand is on Full
and the little hand is on
Fillmore to the park but hoppity's
advice was a little late or when they
returned to the park
[Applause]
yeah I got better things to do than
standing around looking at nothing I'm a
statue God yeah I'm not nothing is a
statue you are supposed to be Garden Oh
somebody swiped our statue of those whoa
clamber yeah who could have did it I
don't know but I know who's gonna get
blamed for it oh they wouldn't blame me
for that oh yes they would oh no they
wouldn't oh yes we won
just give me a chance to put on my
thinking cap they looked just like his
regular fedora
Mr Mayor will you agree not to prosecute
film or if he makes restitution they'll
make it I can't even pronounce it he
means you'll get the statue back I will
there's what is more for a small reward
I will personally guarantee to apprehend
the miscreants yes and we'll catch the
guys that done it too very well
Wigglesworth we will give you one week
if the statue isn't back and the thieves
aren't in jail you will be never fear
let's take it on the heel and tell Dad
how are we going to catch them Crooks
who's gonna catch any trucks are just
stalling for time we're gonna take a
little vacation get it
Uncle Waldo don't stop looking at me
with those honest trusting blue eyes
all right all right we'll catch them
we'll catch them
that was wonderful the way you've done
that
now obviously now this is the work of a
gang yeah one man couldn't lift two tons
of them burger cheese yeah he got to be
stronger than the cheese I wonder if the
same gang has stolen anything else funny
Hoppity should say that for at that
moment in Paris France and from here my
demon is here we are the Magnificent
view of that famous Parisian Landmark
the Eiffel Tower voila what Loyola does
nothing
we've been robbed and in London England
look at this carradas what is it prime
minister here's a picture I had taken
outside of parliament last year here's
one I had taken the other day notice
anything different hmm you've put on a
bit of weight prime minister
the clock tower is missing Big Ben has
been stolen Big Ben an English landmark
that's terrible awful National Calamity
yes
put on weight do you think well again
all of these robberies of famous
monuments and landmarks be part of the
same great plot if not why would we
bother to mention them hmm and what will
our friends do about it yeah what
nothing right now how come Uncle Waldo
the episode is over oh be sure to see
our next one a corner in steel or the
big rubber band
well our friends have got themselves
involved in a worldwide treasure hunt
not only did somebody steal the statue
of Oswalt Clapper that was made out of
Limburger cheese from Foggy bog's public
park but other Scoundrels had made up
with a host of other national monuments
including the Eiffel Tower in Paris and
Big Ben in London
whatever shall we do without Big Ben to
chime the hours we shall muddle through
Carothers bong bong bong bong bong bong
bong bong I say that it's four o'clock
oh good show sir but that wasn't all for
back in the United States now there's
something you don't see every day
Chancey what's that Edgar the Washington
Monument lots of people see the
Washington Monument every day Edgar in
Pittsburgh
[Music]
probably we're going to need help to
find our statue I suggest we call
Washington George Steiner or Booker T DC
but our friends weren't the only ones
with that idea they're leaning the Tower
of peace is gone maybe it's an inside
job
attendee some low camel has stolen the
strength of Egypt we must find Big Ben
our Eiffel Tower our statue made of
Limburger cheese ours being sort of ours
flashed in this drastic emergency the
armed morsels have been called out to
guard all the remaining national
landmarks the Brandenburg gate the
pyramids the Acropolis the Brooklyn
brick uh-oh if somebody already steal
the Brooklyn Bridge of course nah it was
so unsolid I did Boris badenov you're on
the wrong program if there's a chance to
make a distance
who cares
alcoholic with all those things stolen
how are we gonna treat the itty bitty
thing like a 100 foot statue of
Limburger cheese we'll just have to keep
our eyes and ears open yeah how about I
know this hey that's it oh
and our friends were soon following a
team of specially trained Wisconsin
cheese hounds through the trackless
wastes of Kenosha clear to the far
Uncharted reaches of Kalamazoo
I think we're getting close up a while
though
yes the Keynotes towns had toppled over
just in front of a gate in a high wall
if you don't mind the situation may
require some finesse
the poor wall though that he's got lots
to finesse with a glass jaw we gotta
find out what's on the other side of
that wall now we will Hoppity don't push
that
battery off with
it assist me
[Music]
well I guess it's up to me
miss me
oh you got me
but half of these hot foot was a boon in
Disguise well the more he hopped up and
down the higher he got till finally hey
I can see over the wall hey what's there
herpity
wow
everything apathy was right for there
gathered together in one place where all
of the stolen national monuments
including the Limburger statue of
Colonel clever
but while Hoppity was looking at all of
that somebody was looking at all him
who is this strange old man and what is
that Sinister looking Gadget he's aiming
at our hero
and if you aren't worried about these
problems don't you think the statue of
Oswald Clover has been standing in the
heat a little long
watch for our next episode A Place in
the Sun or that's clever all over
Laura's bad enough appeared on this
program courtesy of rat fig Productions
the found hooray they're found all
heroes bless them finally found all the
missing national monuments even the
limberger statue of Colonel Oswald
clever hidden on a vast estate in the
untract Wilds of Kalamazoo they were
spotted by Kenai Hoppity Hooper
unfortunately he was not only the
spotter but the spotty
vacuum cleaner
bushes garden furniture and eventually
Hooper himself
did you see that I wished I hadn't uh
something just reached out and got our
little pal we've got to get through that
wall come on
CE wall under the breeze their friends
once more or closed the water
I know you're in there somewhere what
happened I just used my super duper
scooper on you hey are you the one who's
behind stealing Hall a national
monuments all over the world
that's right Sunny Cyrus flubelhorn At
Your Service not Cyrus
oh you guessed but you're rich how come
you stole all those things cause nobody
would sell them to me and I wanted to
see them well cry eye why didn't you
just go see him cause I can't travel I
get seasick why not fly I get plain sick
train I get sick on roller skates I even
get sick talking about traveling stand
back there lay on McDonald's Fillmore
there you are over there all right get
out of here you creep Fillmore pick up
that fellow and hit that other fella
with him okay Waldo now you stand away
prohibited or I shall show you what
stuff we Wiggles wolves are made of
well what are you made of a bride you're
grown and a tank of air listen fellas Mr
flockelhorn here has a problem yeah he's
got a problem if we don't get our
Limburger statue back to foggy bug then
we'll spend the next four episodes in
the house go oh well go ahead and take
it I've seen it already anyway besides I
need the room how come see they're
moving in the George Washington Bridge
you already have the Brooklyn Bridge yes
and I didn't want to break up a set well
to make a long story interminable Our
Heroes crated up their limberger statue
of Colonel clatter and returned it to
foggy ball
statue was unveated yeah look at that
it's Mr flugelhorn he's out like a light
the hamburger must have been too much
for him get him into the fresh air where
where am I okay you'll be foggy bug
Wisconsin you mean I I traveled all the
way here yep sniff on that cheese
knocked out and hear you
sound yes you won't have to swipe
anymore tourist attractions yeah you
could go feed him instead just in time
too I have some fellas out west stealing
Mount Whitney okay boys put it back
thank you
from that time on Cyrus fluegelhorn
became a world traveler one sniff of
Boggy boggling burger and he was ready
to be crated anywhere on to the Riviera
you know
Colonel Clapper was finally back in
place and it was all due to your hero
and mine Hoppity Hooper who said
his words
hey Uncle Waldo the floor is all covered
with sand yes Hoppity somebody broke my
hourglass semi guess it's the end of the
episode yeah how come
our time has run out
for more sorry Japes of the same vintage
be with us next time for more Adventures
of half a tea
Hooper
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
Waldo and Fillmore have been doing quite
well selling Wigglesworth Indian guide
Elixir guaranteed to grow hair on a
billiard ball that's him Clyde Professor
Waldo Wigglesworth he's the one who
ruled my business how's that boss he
grew hair on my billiard balls that's
how and now I have to take them to the
barber shop every day for a haircut
did you ever try to put a eight ball in
the side pocket that's been using greasy
kid stuff on its hair clam you know I
don't play pool come on man let's get
him I'll teach him to grow hair on
billiard balls uh oh fiddle mall like a
big Breeze we must gather our forces and
prepare to blow
[Applause]
did you ever try to put all of the side
pockets using a ball with greasy kid
stuff on his hair
damn that was close but just then
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tomorrow I think we are finally safe
thanks to my wheelsworth Indian guide
Elixir yeah yeah g Professor the boy
that was a close one
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foreign
things to do film or you and that
brainless bugle are a couple of Looby
Naughty Dogs
[Music]
Out Just a minute Perfection and a brain
rattle brain feather brain getting brain
nuts okay now you've gone too far diving
all them other things but I ain't no nut
you are a nut Fillmore you're a filbert
Fillmore not you are a nut in Spade does
that touch it won't go to me and my
doogle are going and the good luck to
you and your hair brain skins
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would have been all right except for one
thing what's that Waldo I can't stand
them
meanwhile Gilmore decided to take an
eastbound Freight out of town but due to
a slight miscalculation in train
schedules he was on his way to the next
town on foot
Holly smokes it's defies little knowing
behind the next sign board were two
notorious gangsters named kostra and
Nostra now what is that Nostra
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and that ain't no bugle
that's a bugle all right sorry
he's just a guy we're looking for for an
escaper hey big hairy fella how'd you
like to join up with us yeah what do we
have to do all you gotta do is just blow
your bugle okay just blow my bugles
do I get a coffee break what Fillmore
didn't know was that the notorious
costra Nostra brothers were planning to
Spirit Away the son of multi-millionaire
falbus flytrap the insecticide King
whose motto are little dab will kill you
was known the world over
how they are planning to use Fillmore I
don't quite know I don't quite know
either well watch the next episode then
stupid okay okay uh yes ladies and
gentlemen do tune in to the next episode
the icebox keeper or Fillmore blows it
cool
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thank you
[Music]
thank you
in our last episode Waldo and Fillmore
had split up Waldo going his way and
Fillmore going his way but it so
happened that as Fillmore was leaving
town he ran into a pair of notorious
Crooks named kostra and nostrao nice us
say big hairy fella how would you like
to join up with us yeah what do we have
to do all you gotta do is blow your
bugle get rest music lovers what
Fillmore didn't know was that the costra
Nostra brothers were planning on
stealing the son of millionaire falbus
flytrap and holding him for ransom ah
pardon me if I seeming stupid but just
how are we gonna use a bugle blowing
bear in his Caper look everyday fly trap
takes the kid in his baby bugging into
the park right except when it rains ride
while a bugle blown bear is quite a
novelty I mean how many times you've
been in a park and seen a bugle blown
beer I mean it's downright uncommon but
he plays so downright bad don't matter
nobody's expecting Chopin out of a
stupid bear but I still don't see when
he starts blowing his stupid bugle all
the people in a stupid Park are gonna
flock around him father's flytrap Junior
will be left unguarded then we sneak him
and we NAB him meanwhile Waldo had a
change of heart and realized that he had
been harsh to Fillmore both he and
Hoppity set out to find him what made me
say the things I did happen how could I
do it it was probably anger at the spur
of the moment Howard was angered as
bugle you know what I called him I
called him a noodle
well that was rather strong we must find
him operating so that I can bear his
forgiveness it wasn't going to be as
easy as Waldo thought to track down
Fillmore because he hasn't reckoned on
such obstacles as Susan's swivel hips oh
my goodness oh my goodness what's the
matter Waldo gotta go back that's what's
going on but I thought you wanted to
find some more and apologize of course I
want to find Phil Martin apologize but
don't you see Stills and if she catches
me I'm a goner I'll be married so fast
it'll make your head spin well whoa
think of something use your brain
foreign
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[Music]
keep him bundled up honey he's got
enough bad news going for him about
getting pneumonia oh yes now if you'll
excuse that campfire
rub his chest with camphorated oil I
just happened to have some here
oh
now big hairy fella you see by this map
here you want to stand at this here
rights now when I get sick and all you
start to blow your bugle did I stand to
dissect and blow my bugle and you blow
that there bugle like you never blown it
before so I stand on direct and I blow
that damn bugle like I've never bloated
are you sure this is gonna work imagine
my character permit you to rub this
child with temporary denial but it'll do
him a world again
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all right now everybody synchronized
their watches okay but I ain't got no
watch don't you worry about a watch just
blow your bugle do all right
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not now I'll tell you when all right man
let's go
baby and at that very moment in the
court with a diabolical plan of the
coaster Nostra Brothers Farmers fly trap
left for the park was powerless fly trap
Junior
my boy will the costra Nostra Brothers
get away with their scheme will Waldo
and Susan save Hoppity before the light
changes see our next episode a lock in
the park or will the real powerless Fly
Trap please stand up
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
in our last episode The Notorious
coaster mostra Brothers had decided to
use Fillmore in their diabolical plot to
steal the faubus flytrap baby
all right everybody synchronized their
watches I ain't got no watch don't worry
about the watch just blow your bugles
all right
not now I'll tell you when all right man
let's go
and at that very moment as he did every
day falba's flytrap left for the park
with farber's flytrap Jr meanwhile Waldo
and Hoppity in order to escape from
Susan's swivel hips had disguised
themselves however the baby got away
from them and
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my goodness what in the world is that by
George it's a bugle playing bear
okay Now's the Time let's go now on a
camper like this Split Second timing is
everything
I hate Village electric gonna stay and
listen to my Encore look Fillmore it's
split time why don't you get lost and
now just a minute are you guys trying to
get rid of me yeah sweetie all we want
you to do is blow door right if we're a
minute there I thought you were trying
to get rid of me
when you get rid of that creep The Creep
said creep
what I said was bleep I like the way you
make that bleep with your bugle yeah
well what's that in the blanket well as
a matter of fact nothing yeah cause
strong always carries that blanket ever
since childhood you see it's very
insecure yeah it's a substitute for when
I used to suck my thumb see okay there's
something moving around in that blanket
he fell more see
you almost blew a whole kidnap and deal
with your stupid dance
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to no good and here all the time I
thought you liked my bugle playing all
right everybody back up against that
fence hurry up Put Your Hands Up not you
stupid you're one of us well that's
right I'm one of them a Ross uh get
those hands up oh shut up and see a
farmer's flytrap Junior's all right he's
all right but man he sure is ugly this
is about the ugliest baby I've ever seen
look we didn't kidnap until and a beauty
contest bring them over here
oh coaster you want to know why the
farmer's flytrap baby is so ugly you
want to know that huh yeah I'd like to
know that nostrum because what you
swiped is not the farbest fly trap baby
what you swiped as a big frog impossible
what would a frog be doing in a baby
carriage how to whine all I know is
super pretty
oh that figures these two know each
other why not a bugle blown bear and a
Frog dressed up like a baby get over
against that fence frog and not another
Croak on you meanwhile Waldo and Susan
finally arrived at the park oh thank
goodness is safe after a Halloween
experience like that it's a wonder his
okay
I can't
well his hair may not have turned gray
but he certainly does look different he
looks different because this baby is not
property Hoover what happened to your
voice dear okay now let me explain
seriously Waldo
what are we gonna do with him boss get
rid of them
because I got a feeling this Frog as a
big mouth oh my goodness oh my goodness
look at that Susan Hoppity and Fillmore
in real trouble well don't just stand
there go and save him I cannot go and
save them Susan why not Waldo because
you are standing on my skirt will Susan
and Waldo arrive in time tune in to our
next episode off of the Hooper's blooper
or coaster Nostra does the Bossa Nova
thank you
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foreign
as you will remember in our last episode
Waldo and Hoppity disguised themselves
to elude Susan swivelits and due to a
mix-up in the park the costra Nostra
Brothers kidnapped Hoppity instead of
falbus flytrap Jr
gone straight you want to know why the
falbus flytrap baby is so ugly you want
to know that huh yeah I'd like to know
that nostrom because what you kidnapped
is not the farthest fly trap baby what
you kidnapped is a big frog
of course at a time like this you'd
expect Fillmore to come to the rescue
unfortunately he was already being held
at Bay they also held up against this
fence oh what are they gonna do with a
boss get rid of
all we're gonna do cause I got a feeling
this frog has a big mouth what Nostra
did not know was that at that moment
Waldo had a sudden thought Susan we must
save operative
how are we going to get rid of them no
straw we'll make it look like an
accident
well
oh
that was pretty slick Nostra we sure got
rid of them now let's get out of here
now I want to wait for the Zonk the Zonk
yeah the sunk when they hit the bottom
did you hear that Fillmore they're
waiting for us to go Zonk make a Zonk
for the people Fillmore yeah all right
uppity
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dead now we can leave that was a Zonk
well it'll have to do let's go all right
get those fans up uh oh it's defies hey
what do you take us for amateurs that's
nothing but a cane just a cane well
watch this
did you do that
all right get those hands up
there isn't even a trigger will you stop
playing with that stupid cane we are
trying to find hot pudding at Fillmore
that's odd I've had this game for 20
years I've never done that before no oh
quite right for idea but what have you
two done with Hoppity and friends were
never heard of them have you heard of
him costume
do you have to blow that confounded
bugle Filmer to see that I'm in the
midst of interrogating his Cutthroats
now where was I
I'm not going to tell you a gamefield
want to stop playing that stupid bill
Waldo Fillmore isn't here we are trying
to find Fillmore you mean I'm imagining
I'm hearing Fillmore play The Bureau no
it seems to be coming from over there oh
there you are Wilbur Falls yeah I'm
gonna grab my cave
now we're in a fine mess never fear
Susan swivel hip Throne let us down
there now let's Beat It Castro Castro
Castro
wow though this is terrible I told you
soon said he's our only hope ah Susan is
our only hope and you tied it to a tree
right Nostra what are we gonna do now at
a time like this a moment of great
stress it's time to use a little brain
power
foreign
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shoulders jump to the top of the cliff
releasing Susan both of them pulled the
others up and out of danger
two brothers
baby he's playing our song
[Music]
there are some things that are more than
a grown man can stand
don't fail to tune in next time for the
Further Adventures of Hoppity Hooper
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
foreign
let's look at our cast of characters
shall we first use hafity Hooper our
hero hero worshipers next in line is
Fillmore the strongest bear in captivity
to captivity Wisconsin that is
and last but not least is Waldo
Wigglesworth he too is famous true true
Waldo's well-known features looked down
from the walls of post offices and
police stations all over the country
that's him officer that's the one I'd
know that Foxy look anywhere after him
well Lance here we go again
weapon
[Applause]
[Music]
now it's an inflatable Waldo an
inflatable Waldo yeah a balloon shaped
just like waldoes will you stop
repeating the dialogue and pull the
lever go okay
toss it out
there he is standing by the side of the
road
careful guys he's tricky he looks dizzy
Captain he did it that for a strong
Breeze began to blow the Waldo balloon
along the road he's making a run for it
stop stop or I'll shoot
[Music]
I only tried to Wing him he got him on
the rise G I always heard Wigglesworth
was full of hot air but this is
ridiculous meanwhile our friends safe at
last had stopped to let their truck cool
off see Uncle Waldo why was that man so
mad at you just because I sold him a
thousand gallons of pure sparkling well
water what's wrong with that okay we're
supposed to be a oil well oh just a
slight misunderstanding Harper dip oh
how long must I be persecuted by the
millions of the law
you can't let them join them what was
that I said if you can't like them join
them so what does that mean I don't know
Fillmore it's just what the foul says
but of course Anthony that's the way to
keep on the right side of the law we'll
become detectives ourselves
exactly we'll be privatized I can't be a
private I will though how come guy got
two stripes I gotta be a Corporal I but
Waldo insisted and in just a few days
time their medicine show truck had been
turned into a traveling detective agency
uh the I spy detective agency Walter
wiggleswade Chief Snoop and here comes
our first client get ready Alfredo
welcome sir what can we do for you I
just lost my bowling ball can you find
it lost articles kindly step into our
Swami's parlor Swami yeah that's me
the Swami is in a trance I could tell
Swami do you see this gentleman's last
bowling ball yes yes that I Thief before
me now you know where is it right here
oh my Deborah that's remarkable yeah
this is for finding it so quickly oh
thank you and this is about taking it in
the first place
founded Beaufort I told you to pick up a
crystal ball the crystal balls are
harder to pick up walls though you mean
they're scarce no I mean you don't have
them little holes in them for your
fingers Hey look
but this customer's request wasn't going
to be as easy to fill as the first is
this the ice pie detective agent sir
that's your service sir I spy we never
sleep till we made doze off from time to
time but my name is badly bent with a
hyphen gee that's too bad and I want you
to find the lost Duchess of Dash it all
the Lost
Duchess seems a bit careless somehow but
at that moment the Sinister figure
outside love the large round object at
the window an object with a fuse
attached to it
a crystal ball or a bowling ball either
don't miss our next episode the lowdown
on the blow up or Hallelujah I'm a bum
thank you
[Music]
come on
well at property suggestion Waldo has
joined the forces of Law and Order by
organizing the I spy detective agency
and already they've got a big case
I want you chaps to find the lost
statues of Dash it Hall duchesses are
our specialty they are but at that
moment a mysterious figure tossed a
large bomb with a sputtering fuse right
at the window of the truck
no let's get out of here now now we
mustn't Panic let's remain calm now the
thing to do with bombs is to put them
into a bucket of water right right you
are old beans wait this one get a bucket
okay Waldo yeah let's see now where did
I put that bucket
thank you
is it in here there's no that's the
ironing board
we gotta put off the fuels put
your bucket it really isn't correct old
boy he's the bucket now fill it with
water and Walter you know we don't have
running water in the truck there's a
little stream just down the hill go
right you see Hoppity you've got a big
big become a bossy thing but that fuse
is getting Mighty short so here you are
Waldo wait a minute that fucker's empty
I wonder why I think this is why no
bottom oh my goodness now what isn't
that infuriating things like this never
happened to James Bond oh I've got an
idea okay yes yes why don't we just do
this
today that's a good idea let's do that
he's already done it Edward oh yeah now
why would anybody want to toss a bomb
into here well certainly help the plot
and besides that don't let who did it
well gentlemen you certainly have a
choice these criminals are all after the
missing Duchess they were just trying to
frighten you off the case okay they did
a pretty good job too come on Fillmore
be a man actually you know I'm more of a
bear all right now tell us about the
duchess how tall is she she's 12 feet
tall 12 feet tall gee that's twice as
tall as Fillmore and I'm big for my age
well that reminds me how old is she
120. well I say this she'll certainly
stand out in a crowd but while Waldo was
taking notes a short distance away a
mean-looking band of Cutthroats and
thugs were listening to the leader of
their gang lime juice Louie well it
seems that froggy type and his friends
are out to find the most touches all
those in favor of chastising him say I I
a post no
why do you vote no magazine or I can't I
don't know what uh chastise thing means
well Chastity means and this and this
now do you know what chastising means I
I I think I I guess a general idea
now let's see if I've got the picture
The Duchess is 12 feet tall 120 years
old and was last seen wearing a hoop
skirt and a powdered Wing what was she
just
she's on loan from Great Britain what is
simple happening we
started oh so our boy set out to find
the lost Duchess of dash of Halls first
they searched all the beauty parlors
they checked all the ladies Turkish
baths
they even kept track of all the bargains
no you know
ladies I was wearing it when I came in
well Mr badly bent we pride anyway gee
we should have been able to spot a 120
year old lady who's 12 feet tall okay
with a hoop skirt and a pouted wig and
don't forget the big gold frame what
gold frame a frame around the picture
wait a minute you mean the Lost Duchess
of Dash it Hall is a picture oh she
certainly is and there she goes now
Spirited Away by lime juice blue in this
game perhaps he's right we'll find out
next time in portrait of a thief or lime
juice Louie gets framed
[Music]
thank you
well in our last episode we finally met
the Lost Duchess of dash at Hall she was
indeed 12 feet tall 120 years old and
surrounded by a solid gold phrase for
the Lost Duchess was really an enormous
full-length oil painting worth a fortune
and right now she's in possession of
lime juice Lily Andy's bandico
Cutthroats diet sauce
that was lan juice Louie and his band of
cutthroat I heard the man but perhaps
the audience didn't well let's get after
him they charge
[Music]
hi Louie what's the idea driving right
by those guys now they're chasing us
correct they're chasing us right into a
trap uh what kind of trap boss observe
closely
go Frip flap a detour well we can't stop
now drive on Santa's love so my name is
yeah we'll see you later fellas oh I'm a
Fright Night Mugsy how come take a deco
at that oh of course our friends have
been decoyed into driving onto a set of
railroad tracks now let's say this
detour to take us by way of Mark chunk
and Kennebunkport okay chew a smooth
Road for a detour wall though
no
and Fillmore pushed the gas pedal to the
floorboard slowly the truck pulled ahead
of the speeding tray
there's something you don't see every
day Chancey what's that Edgar a truck on
a railroad track being chased by a train
oh I don't know Edgar happens all the
time on the Bullwinkle show
true
but just then
oh what is it film off I don't know
professor
and the Train's gaining on us well
there's only one thing to do I want to
jump for it and leave us for a face what
kind of a hero are you a smarter one you
see that switch up ahead there okay yeah
I'm gonna jump for it what have you
missed you'll just have to change the
name of this program to the Waldo
Wigglesworth show Dad good luck Hoppity
the Waldo Wiggles was show Hoppity
climbed out onto the running board but
crouched judged the distance and at
precisely the right instance
the train was switched onto another
track and roared out of sight while
Waldo's truck coasted safely to a stop
everybody okay happy Milad you've saved
Our Lives you're a hero give him a
Fanfare Beauregard
ah Shucks that was nothing there's only
one thing that puzzles me though so
what's that I wonder where that train is
going to wind up
anywhere right in the middle of another
program entirely
oh well as well I guess what do you mean
n you haven't found
this yet gee I almost forgot and here's
your chance gentlemen for here she comes
now yes far down the road lime juice
Louie's car was hurtling toward them
how pretty are you thinking what I think
you're thinking I think so no happy it's
too dangerous I forbid it I put my foot
down
what's that for okay you put your foot
down in the wrong place well what
dangerous scheme does our hero have in
mind we'll find out next time in what's
cooking or half of these plots and plan
thank you
[Music]
our boys are hot on the trail of the
Lost Duchess of dassett Hall of valuable
paintings stolen by lime juice Louie and
his gay now Louie's Car is approaching
an overpass on which our friends are
waiting no I won't let you do it
happening do I do what Waldo when that
car goes under the bridge I'm gonna
swing down and grab the painting but
that's dangerous so we'll save the
painting it's full honey because we're
out with those Crooks is out of the
question we'll get a reward let's go
so when Louie's Car went under the
bridge
hi what happened we've been on froggle
guess what you did it huffiter okay
fellas pull me up
oh the paint is too heavy we can't lift
your balls up okay drop it Hoppity no
sir now we've got it we're not called
let go of it maybe Mr badly Ben could
help us at first yo I'll go ask him oh
Mr badly bad I'll go
[Music]
Hillman
never mind meanwhile the gang had turned
their car around and were heading toward
our hero hi they ain't here true the
only person near the bridge was a sign
painter who was lettering a billboard
they must have snucked off on a side
road Louis well or with a Chase yachts
and all that rot This Is War company
like a charm quick into the truck
in a short time later our friends and to
dash it all ancestral home of the Earl
of cloves there you are sir the last
Duchess returns I see chaps that
Splendid now let me just get rid of that
Dreadful painting
you didn't want the picture of course
not little green one I wanted the frame
it's solid gold you know oh boy what
about the reward billions of goals tell
you what you can have the picture
thanks for nothing to eat exactly a
heavy Tipper is he well anyway we've got
this king bed picture boy chaps on from
the Manchester Guardian like to take
your picture for the Morning Edition why
certainly young man the name is
Wigglesworth w-i-g doesn't he sounds
weird to you okay yeah I think it's
really Alfred Hitchcock no but I've
heard that voice somewhere now I'd like
you to pose with your hands up in the
air please our hands in the air why this
is why
it's lime juice Louie yo what do you say
happy shall we jump him no I think we
ought to put our hands in the air yeah
he can't get all of us on top of his
right Fillmore put your hands up
well that takes care of lime juice Louie
okay it also takes care of the Lost
Duchess so what are we gonna do with a
painting with a big hole in it leave it
down for Waldo I guess look
yes Waldo was getting an idea and so now
if you happen to be in foggy bog
Wisconsin any Saturday afternoon drop by
the fairgrounds and you'll hear
foreign
folks three sponges for a dime dunk The
Duchess and half fries that's right this
way oh oh this is most humiliating
property you mean getting hit with
sponges Louie no working at an honest
job it just ain't my nature
and as the sun sinks slowly behind our
soggy scenery we take leave of our
friends once more with saddened hearts
and tear-filled eyes we wait a minute
we're coming back again with another
story sure we'll be back before you can
say toy boat three times real fast the
toy boat toy boat
well watch for the Further Adventures of
Hoppity Hooper uh toy boat toys
[Music]
foreign
no no no no no no no
[Music]
I don't know
[Music]
in the middle of Wisconsin You'll Always
Find calm and the greatest con man of
them all is Professor Waldo Wigglesworth
Beauregard where are you
now please Professor the name is
Fillmore of course it is a well apple
red how does our bank balance stand I
don't stand Professor it lies down flat
like that um well it would seem time to
begin another Wigglesworth Enterprise so
what's it gonna be this time quiet
Alfredo I think I hear it coming
that ain't an idea Waldo that's Hoppity
Hooper
[Music]
oh no no I don't interrupt you
've eaten an idea
what kind of pool a foot basket or base
baseball of course we use you will make
a lot of the baseball diamond
site okay stand back Hoppity he's at it
again
this time Uncle Waldo the Bacon's locked
spell diamond no my boy real diamonds
lying about on the ground yours for the
picking come out
hand me my pallets
oh no that's my soft palate give me my
hard Palace and within minutes Waldo had
painted a sign on the side of the truck
big diamond hunt the Cub one Cobble one
dollar admission keep all the diamonds
you find free of charge but nobody's
ever found a diamond here say not so
look this here is my very own Diamond
Stick pin those big things are diamonds
no they're glass the little one in the
middle is the diamond now I cover my
eyes I throw the stick pin over my
shoulder oh Mystic pin last shall I ever
find it there isn't that terrible see
I'm sorry walbo don't be sorry help me
look for it
okay no use wall though the grass is too
long well maybe I can help with that how
hot it is like this and quickly hopping
up and down on the grass with his big
froggy feet Hoppity pounded it flat as a
pancake and bears your diamonds yeah you
find it happening
same Master is there really diamonds on
this vacant lot well I just saw one just
a little while ago did anybody ever
really find a diamond here tell the
gentleman did you ever find a diamond
here well sure just about a minute ago
this is my dollar admission
that'll be another 50 Cent for what wear
and tear on the shovel all right where's
my dollar for admission
in less time than it takes to tell the
lot was full of Waldo's customers all
trying to find a diamond needless to say
they didn't have much luck
they think there's really diamonds there
are you sure there aren't properties
well no but I don't think neither do
they you couldn't get them to stop now
hey mister there's really no diamonds
here trying to get this spot for
yourself huh kid Beat It
so when night fell the vacant lot was
riddled with holes dug by the hopeful
Diamond Hunters see anytime you try to
get something for nothing you'll find
someone
something I wish I'd said that now how
do we sell these holes a do-it-yourself
oil wells maybe to help out individual
sized swimming pools not bad badly but
as Waldo spoke a strange set of metal
arms emerged from the hole he was
standing by
too late the weird metal claws seized
Waldo and he disappeared from sight
quick as a flash hoppity hop to the edge
of the hole
there's the he can't give you his hand
harpity
well why not I wonder we'll find out
next time in Sandy Claws strikes again
or how's that grab you
thank you
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thank you
last time you may recall Waldo
Wigglesworth had turned a vacant lot
into a do-it-yourself diamond mine and
when the day was over wound up as proud
possessor of 200 holes in the ground
maybe I could start a giant sized
miniature golf course but at that moment
a pair of wicked-looking claws came out
of one of the holes and whisked wall
Delight
Ed
he can't give you his hands off but he
he's not there it was true the hole was
empty but he just can't disappear like
that Fillmore dude it's not like him to
leave without saying goodbye we better
notify the place okay what's for he
didn't do nothing they'll help us find
him oh yeah and Fillmore and Hoppity
started back across the lot but as they
drew near the thrust oh come on Fillmore
I don't think I better how come on the
collar something has got me by the ankle
and I think I oh well now we'll never
know what Fillmore thought for when
Hoppity hopped to the hole it's empty
gee this is awful what am I gonna do
that question was easily answered for in
the next second
well boys and girls here we are left
with a vacant lot full of holes and no
more story unless of course but no that
couldn't happen could it I mean a pair
of claws just couldn't take us and did
where are we Uncle Waldo we're
underground that's for sure how'd we get
here okay those things pull this under
yes there they were the strange looking
metal claws and holding on to the other
end of them was an even stranger looking
creature for a dead free who are you
where are you just an ordinary mole
people
come this way Earth folks
hey he ran right into the water
he's got his eyes shot then as our
friends watched in amazement the odd
looking creature dug right into the side
of the tunnel wall and disappeared in a
few seconds follow me follow him they
did as the mole man dug a tunnel ahead
of him uh don't you mold people have
regular tunnels you can use sure but
this is a freeway
this one I'm taking a shortcut in the
next Moment The Mole Man broke through
into a large underground chamber full of
mole folk all moving about Disney
but they all keep bumping onto each
other Small Wonder they've all got their
eyes closed and that's why they got them
spring-shaped Tails yes it gives them a
little something to fall back on
make wayberry's Majesty King Bobby the
Third
reading search people well we're here oh
so you are we go Majesty would you mind
telling me why you put the snatcher on
me and my friends well it was all that
digging you were doing up there what
about it we got tired of ducking shovels
well we didn't know there was anybody
living down here yes and quite a spread
to it wait it's coming it's coming
no what is it Waldo glorioski this is an
idea this whole layout here what a
tourist attraction it would make yeah I
can see it all but a truly different
vacation go underground is it the molebo
Riviera spend delightful weeks close to
the soil see how the other half lives
get away from it all no telephones no
traffic problems no jet planes just rest
for roads you'll be people would really
like to spend time Underground to go on
out everybody does who relate to Hoppity
you put on purpose oh I'm afraid you
don't understand we like our privacy so
you see I can't let you go upstairs
anymore what because you'll tell
everybody that we are here wouldn't you
I wouldn't I would let's face it fellas
I'm a Big Blob of mouth so you'll just
have to stay right here
our friends are really in a hole did you
have to say that but we'll see if they
can make it to the top next time
it's six feet under or the mole Folks at
home
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foreign
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well Waldo wigglesworth's attempt to
start a do-it-yourself diamond mine came
to brief when all the digging Disturbed
a strange race of underground dwellers
called the mole people their response
was immediate
now our friends are held captive far
beneath the Earth by King globby the
beads growing mushrooms down here he's
out of his pointed head yeah what are
you gonna do Waldo I'm going right to
the top that's why but King Bobby is a
top Uncle Waldo not that kind of top
property I'm going to the top of this
room and dig my way up to the surface
give me a hand Apple stain yeah the name
is Fillmore Waldo this is now time to
quibble bend over Waldo climb it up onto
Fillmore's broad shoulders and with his
Cane began to dig furiously at the
ceiling but suddenly look the feelings
coming down
hey what happened I can't I say you dug
your way into somebody's bathroom I
should have known this place probably
has hundreds of levels to it
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but to calm yourself Madam this is as
much a shout to me as it is to you
nothing nothing your majesty this lady
just dropped in on us unexpectedly
that's all
you weren't trying to escape were you
off Escape we love it here it's cozy I'm
glad he keeps his eyes closer he'd know
what's going on unfortunately at that
moment King Clubby bumped into the
bathtub excuse me yeah but what this
snipped a bathtub we play hard but we
play clean besides we thought we'd
redecorate a little the bathtubs are
just the right size for growing
mushrooms you know this tub is from
g-level this is H level you tried to get
out through the ceiling didn't you you
can't blame a fellow for trying to rise
in the world can you yeah besides we
couldn't blank the stairs guys guys
excuse me take the Earth people to the
lowest level and keep them there she
Uncle wallowed them will never get out
we've got to make a run for it they all
got their eyes closed remember but we
can hear extremely well after them oh
there's only one thing to do now what's
that this
company began hopping rapidly from place
to place
but with her eyes closed tight and
confused by the sound of hopping and
popping the guards bumped hopelessly
into each other
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now let's get out of here
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they charge the flash our friends were
out of the room and running down an
underground passage pursued by King
globby and the guards after them
thank you
now which way do we got a considerable
Choice still sway to the underground
river
yeah this way to the Rock shower this
way of assault mine them sound exactly
sunshine today
in a hurry those spares look mighty
sharp who wants to wind up as an
underground shish kebab
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s
that that was a close one they almost
had us I think maybe they still do how's
that look at the control panel this
elevator only goes one way down
well it's either take the elevator down
or invite those guards to come in okay
this place is really too small for
entertaining let's go Hoppity they're
going down after them
so when our friends arrived on the next
level down and opened the door yike here
they come quick close it
then begin a frantic downward race
I think we must be gaining on them well
there's only one thing that I worry
about though what shirt I wonder what
happens when we hit bottom well oh but
he didn't have to wonder long but the
rest of us will have to wait till next
time
real Lowdown or Hoppity gets to the
bottom of things
thank you
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foreign
Folks at home our friends leaped into a
nearby elevator only to discover a
remarkable thing the salivator only goes
down yeah isn't that remarkable so down
they went pursued by the mole men down
down down
then suddenly the elevator crashed into
an enormous spring at the bottom of the
shaft and immediately shut up
yeah
oh po-dunk Frip frappe and other
expressions of Regal displeasure excuse
me excuse me
so what happened Hoppity didn't you hear
that big sprung Fillmore I thought that
was me no that was a big Sprite at the
bottom of the Elevator Shaft then you
mean yep that Springs bring us back to
the strong okay you're putting me on
right nope I'm putting you off right now
and Hoppity break the elevator car to a
stop on one of the upper levels of mole
City calm harm God let us not stay upon
the order of our going yeah even better
let's get out of here the boys Dash Down
on the underground tunnel but suddenly
sounds like somebody crying they're
crying out loud dude
somebody's in trouble yes it's US no
wait
sure is hey Google
is that you worse people yeah what
happened to you King gummy got mad at me
because you fellas got loose he put me
to work on this rock pile making little
ones on a big ones there okay we're
sorry that looks like hard work it is I
never seen such hard rocks yeah how
quickly you won't open your eyes true
they must be on this level somewhere
okay hurry up it's the king of them
fellas with the spears well it's been
nice chatting with you Global but I'm
afraid we can't leave Google like this
we can't we could try but it's our fault
he's in trouble oh very well oh Rick
grabbed the ball and chained they're
right Professor well Fillmore lifted the
heavy ball insane and the happy Mole Man
dashed out with our friends
not this way they've got this end of the
tunnel blocks yeah they've got this
game's blocked too well this is it I
want to say it's been swell working with
you fellas but just a minute you forget
I'm a bold people so you're going to
come out on us are you no I'm going to
dig out instead and Gobo did just that
he dug right through the side of the
passageway and with our friends close
behind him tunneled onward and upwards
ahead of their pursuers until they
reached the surface of the ground and
broke through
what are you stopping for oh the the sun
shied even with my eyes closed it's too
bright well here quick put on these dark
glasses
that's better a small say can't stand
Bright Lights it was true for when King
Lobby reached the surface after them oh
it's too bright too bright turn it off
yeah excuse me at the back back go back
and the mole boat fell back in confused
him okay in a whole poo
yes a hole would stay quickly Filled
from the bottom up well fellas I guess
we're safe a good guess they were what's
more in a few days they even persuaded
Gobo to open his eyes well one of them
anyway and he liked what he saw my
goodness everybody is a living God
beats the rock pile they go of oh oh yes
they were terribly hard what kind of
rocks were they well I think you Earth
people refer to them as diamonds Diamond
diamonds you mean that I ran away from a
room full of diamonds i i i i i i yeah
then your phony diamond mine was real
after all and so a short time later a
solitary figure was seen digging on a
vacant lot it must be around here
somewhere oh King Lobby where are you
there's nobody feels more foolish than a
fooler who gets full yeah isn't that the
living
foreign
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I don't know
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our story opens today in the little
kingdom of you betcha you betcha is a
picturesque country with small villages
tiny houses and an incy Wincy Royal
Palace matter of fact there's only one
great big thing in all of you betcha the
national debt so in the throne room of
his majesty King Pippin the green we
will now have the treasurer's report
quite simply your majesty our fiscal
resources and reserves have proved
inadequate for the necessary funding of
minimal expenditure what do you say what
do you say he says we're broke do you
think we're broke no I think we're
shattered we are as poorest Church mice
not be silly friendly for the last three
years the church might have been sending
us foreign aid well hey what do we
intend to do about it raise the taxes of
course they're too high already Majesty
nonsense a man who makes 100 a day is
already taxed 105 pizzas how does he pay
it he borrows it from where from the
Royal treasury this calls for drastic
measures let's go to war with lower
Palomino uh fire uh may I suggest making
war on a far richer Target what's that
now this is the American pocketbook why
not make some rich American a citizen of
you betcha make him a knight
give them a cap read
invite him over and when he gets here
with all his gold will we soak him after
which of course we all yell
that's mean that's marvelous you think
it'll work hasn't failed yet we'll do it
who do we pick it doesn't matter all
Americans are rich you're filthy to stop
that chilling and so Pippin the green
picked up a dart and talked to the map
of the United States it hit precisely on
a little spot called foggy bog Wisconsin
almost missed the map entirely and so
short time later a royal Courier arrived
in foggy about traveling in a special
compartment all right your bum come on
up out of from down in under there
opposite can you tell me who is the
leading citizen of foggy bog there is
any leading citizen they all lag badly
don't malign our little Community yes
foggy bog has one leading citizen World
traveler connoisseur Boulevard
and Champion hog caller who is this I
can assemble them all sir it is I Waldo
Wigglesworth the Waldo Wiggles world oh
then you're just the one I'm looking for
this letter is for you he doesn't have
my name on it uh just a minute
where do I show this to the fellas and
Waldo took the Royal Courier to his
truck
this is where you live uh just
temporarily my townhouse is having a new
gold roof put on it oh
hi Uncle Waldo okay what you got there
well though my nephew Hoppity hoopa and
my personal secretary Philpot bear a
Fillmore bear and I'm your what uh I
just got this special delivery letter
what's in it hey baby you've been
drifted with flat feet like this yeah
yeah you want to sue your artist for
non-support No this is a letter from you
betcha I didn't know I had any friends
who could write me from your bedroom I
didn't know you had any friends who
would write I didn't know you had any
friends I passed why don't you open a
letter Uncle Waldo you think we've built
up enough suspense yeah I'm full of
Goosebumps I'm moderately a god myself
okay here goes
oh oh great snake what is the train a
year you're putting this off now I'm in
headed to the castle I'm a knight okay
now you're putting this on almost even
died fellas looky here
yes the Wiley Waldo had fallen for the
bait hook line and stinker that Sinker
oh inner twice our friends have packed
up their veins and headed their truck
toward the Blue Horizon and Waldo's own
personal Castle oh if he but knew what
awaits him if he but knew the pair that
hangs over those crumbling walls if he
but new danger then why don't you tell
him what and give away the plots no
we'll have to wait till next time when
we see the part time here or night or a
day
well last time as you remember the
poverty-spicken kingdom of you betcha
had decided to import a rich American to
get their country out of heart through a
mischance they picked on Waldo
Wigglesworth for their victim I've heard
of The Ugly American but this is
ridiculous
in the Royal Palace of ubacher all was
in Readiness got the safe open yes sir
money bags at the radio all correct hmm
let's inspect the troops
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well I guess we're all ready and at that
moment Waldo's batted snake oil floods
rumbled into the courtyard
that's our Rich American probably an
eccentric millionaire sir they like to
appear seedy you know I think this one's
overdoing it a bit
after dinner that evening Waldo was the
subject of a touching ceremony I dubbed
this sir Waldo and confer upon thee this
genuine 300 room Castle DG that looks
like the Camelot Hilton rised servaldo g
king and now servaldo it's customary to
make some fitting gift to your newly
adopted country yes it's an old you
betching custom called feed the kitty I
didn't know we were going dutch empty
your pocket Simple Man and they did they
dropped into the treasure chest 14 cents
three pieces of bubble gum a stringless
yo-yo and a we try harder button
boys I think we hit a clinker we've been
out Flim Flam we just got three more
miles to feed and that little one is all
mouth but Majesty wait till they get to
the castle oh yes I'd forgotten well I
guess it's all right then
so next morning bright and early there
it is savaldo dank Moore Castle it sure
doesn't look like the picture no wonder
Uncle Waldo look at the date on that
picture
1347. yeah the neighborhood has run down
a bit but he tells everything a castle
should have it has a drawbridge
it had a drawbridge it has 300 rooms two
of them actually heated it has petrol
windows that one knows only a foot wide
it's a small picture it has 200 Acres
around it full of poison ivy and trash
dumps and of course it has a dragon well
goodbye and good luck
what was that last thing he said goodbye
and good luck no just before that he
said the castle had a dragon
well so it did and he was a beauty
let's get out of here
I hauled it there mileage you're the
lord of the castle now I was I resigned
no can't do mileage you gotta stay and
carry out your nightly duties such as
such as fighting the dragon who says
that's ridiculous they can't make you do
that any Knight who doesn't fight the
dragon shall be beheaded and so shall
all his friends yes fight is the world
though doesn't anybody else do anything
around here I do I'm the headsman when
do I have to fight the dragon round one
starts at 3 15. what time is round two I
don't know nobody's ever gotten to round
two 3 15 that's just 10 minutes from now
so in 10 minutes Waldo was buckled into
every suit of armor and given a huge
sword because I can't even walk in this
thing this is the horse the horse my
kingdom for a Halls like the says sorry
mileage we've got no so in
Louisville fiery Steed Waldo was mounted
on a rickety bicycle and started
a sooner had he starts started then he
hit a bump
fell over his face almost
and the helpless Waldo hurdle down to a
certain doom and destruction against a
merciless enemy oh what will happen next
I'll be Slaughter it you're not scared
what else is Waldo right for the first
and last time we'll find out when we
three
where's Waldo or a knight to remember
well Waldo was delighted to inherit a
castle in you betcha but he didn't much
care for the things that went with it
like a courtyard full of crabgrass a
moat full of algae and a backyard full
of the biggest dragon you ever saw
what was worse Waldo found out he had to
fight the Fearsome Beast how can we help
him some more okay we could go back
three episodes before all this started
surprisingly enough there were some
people who seemed to enjoy the prospect
of this fearful encounter the serfs and
peasants from the surrounding
Countryside all right
last three rounds the dragon briefed
fourth a jet of flames
Justice Waldo through a stroke of
Oklahoma's bicycle your call is a stroke
of luck in a bound the dragon was on him
raising Waldo high in the air the dragon
dashed him to the rocky ground
who will bet that smarts
but wouldn't you know it our hero
Hoppity Hooper Fearless frog leaped
right in between the dragon and his prey
stop that you monster what do you think
you're doing what do I think I'm doing I
I think I'm dashing this Knight to the
rocky ground what
can Dragon oh boy that's pretty funny
coming from a bear and a Frog that's my
uncle Warrior dashing to the rocky
ground to you he 'll he Uncle Waldo
hey why do you keep dashing him to the
rocky groaned I have to I don't have a
can opener nights are a lot of trouble
to open you know but once you do
um delicious you eat nights day and
doesn't matter I'm always hungry
why me I'm tough and stringy all right
you'll make a good appetizer then I'll
have the main core I know
why don't you eat something else Dragon
what else is there tell me nothing grows
around here but thistle weed or Poison
Ivy and crabgrass they don't like salads
huh oh no it gives me the heartburn
if we can get you some other food will
you let us go something tastier than Fox
Tibbetts and bear steak much tastier
yeah I don't know Albany bear steaks is
pretty tasty Fillmore please okay you're
on I look like a dragon is thrown the
fire right on a rocky ground he's
throwing it
you better not be pulling my scaly leg
Boogie frantically our hero
hero we need skin team dozen eggs
all right girls Bear Down
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all right it's way past my dinner time
happy how about I should just have a
little snack that tied me over huh
what's that just a little peasant under
glass
side joke
oh
fortunately the oven timer went off just
then
and Hoppity produced an enormous
magnificent upside down chocolate pecan
cheesecake
he's getting soft
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absolutely scrumptious
sure beads can Waldo doesn't it
well it looks as if our heroes were out
of danger why that was hard work but it
was worth it
but just then the dragon made a
frightening remark you know it's a funny
thing about upside down chocolate pecan
cheesecake Allah Hooper a half hour
after you eat it you're hungry again
and he casually reached out and picked
up what happened
yeah that's more like it we've got to
save him I don't know how to make upside
down chocolate pecan cheesecake that's
all right fellas I'll just have a little
Hooper Allah
don't miss our next meal era episode
entitled The Inside Story or Elementary
my dear Hoppity
well last time it seemed that Hoppity
was going to wind up as a dragon's
dessert
we've got to save him fans dog yeah he's
our body our pal the style of the show
and besides the owes me 38 cents
as you hit the dragon high and I'll hit
him low
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what happens dude we forgot about the
middle
no way Funston feel more if we can't
beat the dragon by brute strength yeah
we gotta beat him by brute brains right
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and little Captain
a mother's license come back here
he's got it I've got it
now
don't you want to be affluent and
financially independent not particularly
what does it mean don't you want to be
rich and famous and have your picture on
all the magazine covers is better home
to dragons maybe who can read Uncle
Willow he's putting mustard on me put it
this way how would you like to eat
regularly for the rest of your life
without all this running around eat
regularly take every hour on the hour
you interest me strangely stranger how
look at that
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listen I can't eat safes and peasants
all the time do you ever try to clean
one of them no no they're natural manual
they're your public my widgets what
you're the only dragon in the Kingdom
right yeah the others all died of the
heartburn
10 people come from Miles about to watch
your battle with knights of the Rome
right excitingly but but why do it for
freezies why not charge admission You
Mean Time pro sure you and Uncle Walla
could stage a contest here every
Saturday afternoon the public
I'll have yoga for lunch right I said
stage of Fight You Can't devour your
opponent why not you wouldn't want to
break up the ACT would you what an old
Trooper like me never it worked Uncle
Waldo always does Harper deer everybody
wants to be in Show Business
well it turned out just fine the boys
built a grandstand and Hoppity sold
tickets
the boat starts in just a minute
that was the White Knight hey we ran out
of white paint next week you're gonna
beat a yellow Knight for that I won't
need a costume
both contestants were crowd Pleasers
and fight
I do I die now that's a joke oh oh
I die hurray so the potent poignant
quite all crowds my parents
still what in the world is that he
thinks he's Hamlet well he's half right
so tell him with the occurrence Moore
and Luts which have solicited the rest
and Thailand
are you like that upstaged by an amateur
[Applause]
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the little kingdom of ubertia what about
it or remember this whole story started
because they were so poor oh well we're
very rich now how come King Stephen well
you see people came from all over the
kingdom to watch the dragon fights
naturally walking all that distance wore
out their shoes something tells I
shouldn't have asked so I set the whole
country to work making shoes I didn't
see it coming but I can't stop it soon
other people began to buy our sturdy
Footwear
and the kingdom of you betcha waxed hail
and prosper today everybody in the world
has heard of you that's your votes
and you bet your boots will be back
again soon with another of The
Adventures of Hoppity Hooper
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connection
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I don't know
foreign
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Bullwinkle fans once again you're tuned
into the wrong program for this is the
Hoppity Hooper show once again we find
our friends in serious trouble as they
uh uh funny you don't look as if you're
in serious trouble
we're learning very smoothly thank you
hey we got money
no problem
problems no hair brain schemes no
thieves blackguards or unspeakable Turks
to outwits not even a bill collector
sure makes a dull episode doesn't it but
uh of course our heroes can get into
trouble at the drop of a hat that's
ridiculous look I'll drop a hat and show
you
[Applause]
the wind's blowing it right out into the
middle of the road Bulldog but let's get
it before somebody runs over it no
sooner had they started across the
highway then
but the last hat I'll drop for you
Charlie and out of that strange looking
automobile step two of the richest men
in the world I told you Farkle this car
of yours is no good hit the least little
thing and it stops why don't you watch
where you're driving you stay out of
this young man my wind up fertile 500
here is the finest car I've ever
manufactured any idiot could drive it to
anywhere in the United States in three
days put your money where your circle is
circle I'll bet you a million dollars
that car can't drive to anywhere in the
United States in three days it's a bet
you pick the place all right I bet your
circle 500 can't make it to Hawaii in
three days Hawaii but Hawaii you said
anywhere in the United States and Hawaii
is in the United States are you going to
kick him out now not on your fat Bank
book all I have to do is find somebody
dumb enough to try it yeah pardon me for
interrupting but would you mind back in
this car off of us it's Kim just met
Bill's bottom yeah the name is Fillmore
how would you boys like a free vacation
to Hawaii free my favorite word you mean
you want us to drive this circle 500 to
Hawaii yes it's a deal what a pigeon we
have a South Seas vacation for nothing
this agreed the person was wound up our
heroes got in and with Fillmore at the
wheel they were off
foreign
you'll see is it possible hmm I better
make sure and make sure he did going to
the nearest phone booth he looked up the
number of an organization called rat
which stands for rotten assassins and
thugs an organization that will do
anything for money this is the head rat
speaking so you want us to stop three
idiots in a circle huh all right I'll
put a man from rat on a Case right away
in less than two hours later back at the
Circle yeah hey don't you think we want
to get some gas driving to Hawaii it's a
long trip is a good idea there's a gas
station just ahead and completely
forgetting that a wind-up Circle 500
runs on a stream they pulled it here a
man from rat was ready and waiting for
them are you the trade guys that are
driving to Hawaii by automobile yes
would you fill it up please I sure will
and sticking the hose in through the
window the man from rat poured gas into
the front seat
I wonder you know we were driving to
Hawaii well probably just a lucky guess
by then almost the entire cab of the car
was filled with explosive gasoline and
that'll be 365 bucks fella is that
enough gas to get us to Hawaii it's
enough to get you where you're going
well that's all right then here you are
my good man
it's still cheap
the property let's go
but is the focal 500 pulled out of the
gas station the man from rats stuck a
burning fuse into the keyhole on the
door which turned the car into a rolling
bomb
dude I sure get a boom out of driving
this special but bang Fillmore you're
gonna bang out of driving it cheers bang
for you boom to me bro what's it gonna
be bang bang we'll find out next time in
my old place or your gas is as good as
mine
you know only an idiot would really
enjoy driving that new car the wind-up
vehicle 500. okay boy I like driving
this car
see what I mean but by driving this car
to Hawaii we get a free vacation lovely
world free Elias unknown to our friends
trouble was just around the bend for an
evil organization known as rat is
conspiring to stop them stone cold dead
in the circle so when Fillmore pulled
into a gas station a man from rat was
waiting fill her up please anything you
say and pillow refugees then the villain
stuck a long fuse Through the Keyhole
and lit it when the car pulled away it
was a traveling bomb okay bomb a nut I
still like driving it shorter and
shorter burn the fuse then suddenly
when they pulled over to the curb and
opened the door the explosive high-test
gasoline poured out of the car down
through a strong drain and into the
sewers below the street well there it
goes and there goes the 300 bucks we
paid for it too dude hey what do you
suppose this thing is who knows throw it
away Fillmore you don't know where it's
been
is okay meantime back at the gas station
the man from rat was standing on a
manhole cover and when the fuse reached
the gasoline in the sewer
of course word of this quickly reached
rat headquarters
how many times I gotta tell you to knock
thank him away we gotta use Plan B
the chief rat sent for his two righteous
rat agents and gave them detailed
instructions blow them up crash them
smash them stomped them and killed them
dead on a stand
and for good measure take away their
bubble gum
all right find them loose
balls the wind-up Circle 500 is not the
fastest car in the world and in a brief
time the two rad agents passed our
friends as if they were standing still
then coming to a halt at a bend in the
road they said a nasty track you hide in
the bushes with the cannon when I make
him stop let them have it disguising
himself as a pretty girl the man from
rat poised himself by the side of the
road and stuck out a well-turned ankle
because well-turned ankles have been
stopping traffic for years however this
year
the dirty guys from rat roared ahead to
try again
while you fake the machine gun and hide
in the bushes I'll make them think they
got a blowout and when they stop I'll
pop them in the mainstream as our boys
approached the evil rat suddenly held up
aside
look bang oh okay we got a flat they die
better pull over
just trains going on here okay I'll stay
look there
oh oh it seems that the quick-witted men
from rat have hit upon a plan that's
absolutely foolproof a free lemonade
it's oh boy Brio was a gorgeous word Our
Heroes occupied in quenching their
thirst failed to notice the dirty work
going on behind them
where the two rats were planting
explosive landmines just ahead of both
their front wheels when anything touches
the properties babies blowy clerk here
they come yes here come our poor
unsuspecting friends back to the car
no no enough enough I cannot stand to
watch it
until next time anyway when we'll see
the American way to go or hooray for the
red white and Bluey
last time you'll remember those Rats
from rat had placed a couple of
landmines in front of the wind-up Circle
500. if anything touches the top of
these things Bluey work here they come
yes our heroes were returning from a
decoy refreshment stand where they had
gorged themselves on free lemonade
I do feel a trifle drawing like do you
drink the lemonade too fast well maybe
the first gallon but the next two
gallons I drank real slow oh boy puddled
by three gallons of strong lemonade
Fillmore got behind the wheel and
started off straight backward
oh
traveling backwards made little
difference to our friend and a short
time later they arrived at the edge of
the Pacific Ocean I forgot Hawaii's an
island how can we cross an ocean in an
automobile now you ask me hey why don't
we just take the highway what highway
there's no highway to Hawaii
Highway this way that's right frog fans
it was a phony freeway put up by more
dirty guys from rat and unknown to Our
Heroes it ended abruptly just a hit on
they sped heading for disaster okay
we're not hated With Disaster we're
going to Honolulu
my goodness okay the weather certainly
has turned nasty all of a sudden I'll
say it's raining cats and dogs those
aren't cats and dogs they're shocked
you're right we're sinking to the bottom
of the ocean oh damn it's not raining
thus inspired Fillmore calmly rolled
down his window yeah I just can't get
enough of that good Sea Air
getting any kind of air good or bad had
become a real problem
but that's not the half of it we're not
too far away a submarine from rats at
waiting quite ye swabs we're about to
get a transmission from the head right
at rat
Captain Nino I be here sir I got a job
for you there are three characters in
your area that you want the intercept
and Destroy understand ah Yi sir and how
will I recognize them they are the only
frog Fox and bear in your area that are
driving a wind-up fertile 500 across the
ocean to Hawaii
and what color be the fertile never mind
that get going
aye sir look out the window see if you
can see them
Captain I see a circle with a fox and a
bear and a frog in it what color be the
furcle well it's it's sort of fertile
colored huh that be them prepare to
launch a torpedo well how can this be
when last we saw our heroes they were
about to drown poverty I'm proud of you
if you hadn't turned on the air
conditioner to pump out the water and
bring in air we'd be a bunch of old
soaps by now but at that moment
we forgot to
her I just ran down
there
again at that moment the submarine from
rat fired the deadly torpedo and it
streaked directly toward them what
troubles coming bunches these days and
something else was streaking for them as
well oh no it's a giant squid
this particular giant squid was a bit
nearsighted and when it saw the torpedo
mistook it for a girl squid when the
squid tried to give the torpedo a big
hug
Furious said being jilted the squid was
now madder than ever and turned on the
stalled furcle meanwhile the submarine
realizing the torpedo had missed raced
for the purple to Ram it it add to that
the fact that the tides coming in okay
then I'd say it looks like we're gooners
that's goners but otherwise your rights
be absolutely sure to see our next
episode submarine sandwich it may be our
last one
well frog fans I ask you what could be
worse than being stuck on the bottom of
the ocean in a circle 500. having a
submarine out there trying to Ram us
that's worse and how would a giant squid
ready to attack us
and having the car weekend besides all
right already
Yes it looked like a race between the
submarine and the squid to see who would
get them first then the one the squid
wins why do you say that simple he's
already got us yes the great squid had
firmly attached himself to the hapless
Circle we're done for it but all was not
lost they still had a fighting chance
for as the squid struggled to get at him
his powerful tentacles were accidentally
turning the fertile's key hooray and
when the spring was wound tight enough
the car zoomed away just as the oncoming
submarine crashed
one but now our worries are over yeah
except for this part of the ocean it's
Dusty Dusty okay yeah look the ocean's
full of spider webs gone green that
isn't a spiderweb that's a fishnet but
it wasn't a fishnet either it was a
ratnet our friends were caught all to
the surface and dumped on the deck of a
trawler just rolling with Agents from
rat oh
more
so with the agents from right on their
heels Fillmore drove the personal 500 as
it had never been driven before they
roared up the main Deck Down the after
deck after the four day up the down day
until finally
there's no way out okay there must be
some twist we haven't tried hellmore
that's it will twist oh oh but he did
there's no time for dancing I'll go how
many twists can we give the key in our
car it says do not turn more than 10
times well we're gonna wind it up a
thousand times give me a hand Fillmore
and Fillmore and Hoppity began to turn
the big key while Walder discouraged
some of their assailants with a handy
belaying pin they're gaining on me how
are you fellas doing all seven
well here we are now what now we're
gonna strip the gears another all
aligned at once hang on and as the dirty
guys from rat climate over the car
poppity Ram the gear shift the wrong way
suddenly released the key of the wind up
500 spotted Furious knocking villains
over like Temple and more importantly it
acted like a helicopter blade lifting
the car high in the air company you've
done it again and I've lost my eyes to
save me they wouldn't dare that's Hawaii
right down there yes the focal 500
settled toward the island paradise and
hit the water just a short distance from
the shore where a huge crowd awaited
them including Mr Farkle himself drive
right on up boys oh we can't Mr firkle
we strip the gears our Farkle will never
move again okay but we're only six feet
from Shore no use Fillmore it might as
well be six miles you lose Circle hey up
hey no look no only five feet from Shore
hey you mean Hawaii is creeping up on us
no huh I mean the tide is going out yes
it just so happens that the tide in
Hawaii drops seven feet every eight
hours and in a short while our heroes
were high and dry you know though my
name is still more that's Hoppity and we
did it we traveled to Hawaii by car
my boy I'm proud of you congratulations
but now we're stuck here in Hawaii with
no way to get home Fillmore old friend
there is always a way to get home you
just leave that to Old Uncle Waldo
hmm and less than two hours later our
little pals were definitely on their way
home but while the witch hiking across
the ocean will take a year nonsense it's
from more than say 12 months besides
who's in a hurry yes for another
gripping Saga of love romance and
Adventure join us 12 months from now of
course if you're in a hurry tune in next
time as usual for more Adventures of
opporty Hooper
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
there was once a happy happy country
called monomania
monomania was ruled by a laughing
fair-haired boy named Teddy the 10th
Teddy was a happy prince
[Laughter]
what's so cotton picking fun of your
highness well nothing really but I'm a
happy prince and happy princess have to
laugh all the time it goes with the
territory
since his uncle was a nice enough fellow
but hearing the prince last night and
day was just too much for him if I hear
one more giggle I'll flip my wig
one night the princess Uncle paid a
secret visit to an evil magician what
are you got in the way of a cheap spell
uh how about cat cat listen flannel mod
I want you to cast a spell on life you
mean His Highness that's the one now
here's what I want and by George he got
it
for the next morning when the prince
awoke he was in a damp dungeon cell deep
in the castle and what's more he wasn't
a fair-haired boy anymore great gods of
Goo I've turned green yes the wicked
magician had turned him into a frog well
the prince no longer laughs all day
what's to laugh and there he stays to
this very day living Unhappily Ever
After isn't that a sad story Finn's dog
dude it takes me right here in a brisket
World though how did you like it
where are you boy well let's get started
oh this is starting for where more money
of course we gotta rescue that Frog
Prince
that was just a story a fairy tale you
ever been to Mama Mania well no then you
don't know for sure I'm gonna find out
us frogs have gotta stick together
happily isn't even a real frog even
Temple members are covered by the union
rules okay what union rules the ibf TSM
the IB the International Brotherhood of
frogs told salamanders and notes okay
newts that you mean like in this good
news tonight so more and no notes as
good notes my face is ridiculous
happening you can't go hopping around
the world in a wild goose chase that's
true it's a wild frog cheese I'll miss
you Uncle Waldo you too Fillmore bye
nothing could get me out of this trailer
who isn't filmora it's a policeman
Harmony wait for Uncle Waldo okay me too
and so all three Heroes United in a
common effort made their way uphill and
down day through thick
and too thin
over the river
and through the woods
until finally
okay grandmother's house
go home that sign says welcome to
monomania you believe everything you
read better let me do the talking heart
with him I can't from the birds off the
trees uh
[Music]
there they are now no more we gonna let
him get away with that okay well it's
his country Hoppity but we have
passports
a correction we had passports gee what
kind of a teeny hero are you dude
actually I'm more of a TV musician
[Music]
dead by Bilco that he wrote my field
goal
well that's better they sure raised they
bit my bugle back into shape
well pick up Uncle wallo and let's go
yeah don't win go back where we came
from it may be a little late for that
yes at that moment the squad of Troopers
raised their rifles and pointed them
straight at our friends will our story
in so quickly and if so what do we do
for three more episodes fake it fake it
our next chapter if we have one will be
called let sleeping pills lie or Hoppity
takes a pout
well last time we heard all about Prince
Teddy of monomania who was turned into a
frog and imprisoned by his Wicked Uncle
Lupo a treacherous slimy double-dealing
old scalawag old our hero Hoppity
started out to rescue him as a frog he's
a member in good standing of the
International Brotherhood of frogs told
salamanders and notes right Incorporated
thank you Local 27 yes and now harpity
and his friends have run into a little
difficulty at the monomanian border a
little difficulty I'd hate to see what
you call real trouble what will we do
quickfilborg sound the charge either
charge
what do you always do more blows the
child I put my fingers in my ears
[Music]
now let's get out of here in the Trice
all friends were safe behind a nearby
Hill well I hope you've learned
something happened
Fillmore take music lessons bro wait you
don't mean that you're going back
there's a fellow frog in trouble I just
gotta yeah but they won't fall for the
same trick twice listen I have an idea
in the short time later the century at
the border was surprised to see a small
gypsy
approach his post
who goes
King of the gypsies you don't know me
but I can't place the earrings would
they allow me this is Stephanie the
leader of My Gypsy Orchestra and this is
happier scare my little gypsy dancer you
sure that gypsies but yes you want to
see us sing and dance I remember one I'm
a two one
oh
[Music]
it's gypsy music I thought all gypsies
played the violin no no no that was just
the amp gypsies this is the no sound
it's called the Romani Reef or hotcha
hacha Hachi dance my little Woodland and
our friends danced and played right past
the centuries box
foreign
[Music]
unfortunately hoppity's hopping was hard
on his costume and oh
hey run for it
you see what I see Chancey Edgar it's
the Frog Prince he's escaping after him
and so when our friends ran past the
dark alley
noise behind us why now that's what I
thought we've lost time
but I tell you I'm not the prince sure
sure my name is Hoppity Hooper wrong
Your Name Is Mud
I think so now this is too much uncleupo
promised me a duplex sell all myself and
say wear them in the swamp it's a frog
likewise welcome brother I'm here from
the ibft SM I don't want any you don't
understand I've come to get you out of
here how nice and I'll do it too as soon
as I figure out one thing what how do I
get off myself while upstairs in the
throne room
at last my plan has succeeded what plan
Almighty one the king of pugnation has
agreed for his daughter to marry Prince
teddy as soon as their hits I can take
over boat kingdoms aren't you forgetting
the prince looks like a frog you're the
magician that's your little problem
supposing I can't turn him back again
that'll be your big problem go get him
gee supposing the magician gets the
wrong frog and tries to turn Hoppity
into a handsome prince and please if you
want to give away the whole whole plot
oh
well we'll see if I'm right next time in
Father of the frog or wedding bills are
breaking up that old dad of mine
you know it's a lot of bother being a
prince these days but one thing those
crowns are heavy
and being a happy prince is especially
bothersome you have to laugh all day
this is very tiring
my stomach hurts
and besides other people can't stand it
for long especially Wicked out now you
take Prince Teddy of molomania okay
his Wicked uncle had turned him into a
frog and put him into a dungeon cell
laughed that off Charlie ho ho but the
prince soon had an unexpected visitor
who are you Hoppity Hooper I came here
to rescue you you're not starting out
very well or don't worry I have friends
on the outside
this is the place Fillmore the hell you
know Waldo don't you ever pay attention
to the first part of the episode oh
sorry now give me a hand up okay
thank you
meanwhile the wicked uncle had arranged
a marriage between Prince Teddy and the
princess of neighboring pugnacia now
Shawna stairs spliced I'm taking over
both countries say you think she'll
marry a prince who looks like a frog
according to this book princesses are
always doing stuff like that there now
go get the prince
hello film Hall you distract the
center's attention and I'll sneak past
him okay I'll play my Duco Adam Mr
Century you want to hear the covers of
sugar Blues
thank you
well we can't get past the century we'll
go over the wall David will go ready
well we can't go over the wall we'll go
through it give her the old College try
Fillmore yeah I never went to college
you give it the old pf-84 try then okay
[Applause]
oh boy what are you trying to do anyway
if you must know we're trying to get
into the castle why didn't you say Sir
come on
did get into the castle simply by buying
a ticket for the guys at tour
left Castle dungeon built in 1420
somehow I feel that we're cheating film
no don't feel bad Waldo I didn't say I
felt bad at that moment Waldo's eyes
fell on a small green figure being
escorted across the courtyard little did
he know it was Teddy the Frog Prince he
thought it was probably grabbing fans
off and Fillmore C he's the unsuspecting
Prince and dashed out the main gate of
the castle
come back you haven't seen the main
Ballroom yeah yeah well princess Here
Comes Your bridegroom
sire
kind of old isn't he Your Grace someone
has made off with the Frog Prince no
kidding then who's dad looking out the
dungeon window
I haven't been well lately go get him
actually as we know that's not the Frog
Prince at all but our hero harpity
Hooper I don't know how you did it but
don't two is again huh
huh come on I'm not going anywhere but
you're going to get married
oh yes you are Teddy your voice is
changing
your voice is
still don't sound like happy Hoover
Small Wonder I'm not happy Hooper I'm
the Frog Prince
well I imagine right now he's putting
all his wedding costumes his wedding
costume yes this is one of those
unbelievable stories about mistaken
identity well we've regarded your chew
back to the castle and swap you for
hobby yeah big boy he's a child
bridegroom there's only one thing wrong
with that idea what I don't want to go
and as the minutes tick away Hoppity
comes closer and closer to being married
to the princes of pugnacia don't fail to
fall I'd rather be dead than wed
well it looks like Wedding Bells for
Hoppity hoopers
he's been mistaken for Teddy the Frog
Prince and is about to be spliced with
the princess of pugnacia
you see it's all part of my Wicked
scheme to seize control of both
countries
and I have dirty rat you can't do this
to me I'm just an American Taurus don't
be silly you're green most American
tourists are green the sense of humor
you'll make a wonderful husband
meanwhile the real Prince was very
reluctant to go back to the castle have
you seen the princess I'm supposed to
marry
joke with Europe Prince at heart I'm a
Frog that's because you don't know what
it's like to be a frog I'd like to try
it's a deal
are you sure this is how frogs live
still stays right here that frogs love
with cold warpy places
and they move by hopping from lily pad
to Lily Pad want to give it a try very
well
you know that's harder than it looks
okay and now for your evening meal I'll
have a jumbo burger medium well at the
chocolate more ah it says here frogs
love to eat gnats mosquitoes and other
insects insects
uh you don't want to be a frog anymore
Teddy just call me Your Highness
and Teddy and our friends started back
to
it but he was finally dressed in his
wedding suit every inch of frog prince
I'm a plain cartoon type frog oh come
off it Tibby cartoon type frogs are cute
little creatures exactly
[Music]
well we're all set what's the pony frog
doing up there all right terrible news
your wickedness he isn't the real phony
he's a phony phony
you must have goofed when you cast a
spell on them well there's only one
thing to do you mean the trapdoor yeah
frog stand over there you you you mean
here here yeah okay pull the switch
[Applause]
there's nothing I hate more than a no
Talent wizard come on the princess is
waiting but he's right I'm not a frog
prince I'm just a frog I know that you
know that but she doesn't know that
and if you want to stay off tomorrow's
menu you won't say a void
so a few minutes later a terrified
Hoppity stood alongside his bride to be
will you take this frog to be your
husband
what's wrong
sure enough there were now two frogs on
the scene it's Prince Teddy and Waldron
[Music]
is your wickedness what are your orders
read that obey Prince steady and let the
other frog and his friends go this
announcement brought to you by the
committee of Happy Endings for Hoppity
Hooper three cheers
Frog Prince I'll buy that
[Applause]
and a tiger
I'm afraid she's right Teddy you have to
marry her I knew there was a catch in it
there's your face happy ending I've seen
with that small print and so they were
married
nothing happened when the bride kissed
the groom
Tada hey he's a handsome prince again so
I am
and I suppose you're gonna be a happy
prince again and laugh like an idiot all
day long no you forget Uncle I'm married
now I'll never laugh again come along
dear
well I guess there's nothing more to say
except
be with us next time for the Further
Adventures of how
I hope her this announcement brought to
you by the committee for ending Hoppity
Hooper episodes
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
thank you
okay
[Music]
it had been a few weeks since Hoppity
Hooper Fillmore the bear or even
Professor Waldo Wigglesworth had come up
with an ingenious scheme to make money
perhaps I'm losing my grip fellas
happening we're down to our list sent
our last cent see you'll be holding out
on me film star hand over that pennies
the name is Fillmore what do you want
penny for I'm going to put it to good
use are you going to open a checking
account no I'm going to weigh myself
all right so I'm gonna cut down on
starches I'll be easy why because we
don't have any money to buy starts as
well wait wait
[Music]
I can see it now there we go which says
163 pounds no do you know why people put
money into these scales to see how much
they like okay so they can cut down on
their starches no it's to get these
little cards that tell them they're
fortunes people will pay any kind of
money to look into the future why this
deal must be full of money yes that's
what we'll do the Buster scale
I'm about to become a seal
I'm going to deal in a metaphysics
mediumistics
spiritism occultism divination
theosophism
[Music]
[Music]
so Waldo set up in business as a fortune
teller a happening I need your help sure
you get under this table and while I
give you the cue you rap three times
like this
you sure this wasn't cheating uncle
wallo
it's your own uncle
well
we're not settled now you fans dog you
put on this sheet and when I say will
the spirit guide materialize I want you
to walk through this door okay Waldo
right this way gaze into the future
answer all your vital questions who will
be the next wrestling champ is
Amalgamated yo-yo going up or down will
it rain tomorrow ask the spirits they
know all hurry hurry hurry
all right now fingers on the table
spirits of the future
if you hear us rap three times
here I can't give a rip all I can do is
that's a wrap sound it to me like a
croak but perhaps the spirit has a cold
you faker you planted a frog under the
table
amazing he must have been placed there
by the spirit guide mojombo
yes oh great more jumbo spirited guide
will you please materialize
[Music]
that's very good Fillmore that just
looks like a big bear with a sheet over
to me it's a nonsense if it's a real
ghost let's say you walk through it walk
through it oh why should I go on your
phony well if you insist get ready to
run fill more than natives are getting
wrestlers but when Waldo throws the
mysterious figure
oh my goodness I did walk through him
don't
a real life
[Music]
has Fillmore really turned ghost be sure
to see our next episode spook Waters or
let's join the ghost guard
[Music]
[Music]
thank you
in our last episode Waldo went into the
ghost making business he disguised
Fillmore by putting a large sheet over
him but then a strange thing happened oh
great more jumble spirit guide will you
please materialize
foreign
[Music]
get ready to run Fillmore the natives
are getting restless
oh my goodness I did walk through him
[Applause]
there he was a couple of minutes ago
firm substantial and now he's nothing
more than the electroplasm look
oh sorry old man
nice spill more then you're alive then
who is this ah it's a ghost I know that
but but who is here goes down or the
ghost of who that's whom well I could be
in Napoleon but then again I could be
maybe a Washington
Bullwinkle Caesar Frankenstein
[Music]
oh you humans are all alike no
imagination or maybe you could just go
back to where it came from but I like it
here you're not suggesting you don't
approve of my company or you
misunderstood how pretty Mr ghost we
want you here
all right then feeling unwanted just
makes me Furious oh I just want to be
loved you're loved you're loved
so it seems that our friends were stuck
with a ghost we've got to get rid of
this ghost film or it's just a natural a
grown Fox going around town with a ghost
still a natural heck it's creepy you
called safe isn't it a friend of yours
over there
yeah I don't see him chasing us
[Music]
At Last I think we've given him a slip
blue
[Music]
probably do something we're trying to
get away from that ghost
gee that was fun now I'll tell you what
I'll be it and you chase me
can't catch me
God okay yeah but I think he's coming
back when he finds out we ain't gonna
chase him tell them all we've got to
think of something to get rid of him
got it but we don't know how to get rid
of these ghosts right and where do
people go when they don't know how to
get rid of ghosts so The Wizard of Oz
now the library
ah here it is in a translation from the
Transylvanian it says take a cane twirl
it three times over your head and
pointed at the ghost then say in a loud
clear voice go away ghost we don't want
you here don't bother to pack just
disappear does that make sense don't
know why I didn't think of it so Waldo
tried out the spell on their unwelcome
visitor go away ghosts we don't want you
here don't bother to pack just disappear
[Music]
okay the book didn't work well though he
must have lost something in translation
goodness now Waldo Hoppity and Fillmore
have two ghosts on their hands if Waldo
keeps this up there could be an epidemic
tune in to our next episode a haunting
we will go
clear
[Music]
oh
[Music]
lifetime you remember our friends were
using a spell to try to get rid of a
bothersome ghost
Waldo waved a cane over his head three
times and said go away ghost we don't
want you here don't bother to pack just
disappear
the book didn't work well though it must
have lost something in Translation it
certainly had for now instead of having
one ghost our friends had two named
Wilbur and Claire a sort of his and hers
I think you better put that book away no
we're liable to have an epidemic no wait
Charlie's not lost we still have
Professor Walder Wigglesworth motto to
fall back on what model if you can't let
them join them we're gonna join the
ghost that means we'd have to I'm not
exactly drawing them use them as more
what I had in mind if you can't beat
them use them is my motto but how well
now let's see there must be some way to
take advantage of a couple of ghosts
yeah maybe we could use them to hurt
people with you know we could I got it
we can rent them out to haunt people
when okay Waldo that's what I said I
don't know why I didn't think of it
before it's natural everybody has
someone they'd like to hold do you think
ten dollars an hour is too much
so Waldo went into the haunting business
and took a small ad in the Wisconsin
Gazette ghosts for hire male and female
347 years experience in haunting
spooking and devilment contact Professor
Waldo Wigglesworth box 21 foggy bog
Wisconsin
overnight Waldo wigglesworth's haunting
business was a success
it was true it seems everyone did have
someone they wanted to haunt some people
haunted their bosses
Mr Pearson I've been with this company
for 25 years and I think it's about time
I had a raise a raise Over My Dead Body
I'll give you a raise
third would a hundred a week be suitable
Memorial
thank you Mr Pearson
you certainly did the right thing there
Mr Pearson
Miss Benson I want you to give everyone
in the plant a ten dollar raise and
please bring in some bicarbonate of soda
I'm going to have to cut out these two
hour lunches others haunted their
mothers-in-law
I say don't sit in that chair you know
that's mother's favorite chair
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hello baby
go
go with me Wilbur and Clan will make
millions millions as Waldo continued
talking he did not notice his old
girlfriend Susan swivel hips and to
complicate matters Wilbur at that
instant disappeared leaving Claire who
had changed into a dazzling female
hanging on Waldo's arm
Waldo Wigglesworth who is that woman
well Oh you mean slab of a seriously I'd
like you to meet will break Wilma where
are you Claire where did Wilbur go
a Claire
I'm waiting Waldo where'd you see Susan
about Wilbur and Claire are ghosts or
Wilbur just disappeared and Claire
changed herself into the ravishing
creature you see here you must be out of
your guard to expect me to believe a
story like that
did you get the license number of that
truck that hit me
a pardon me young lady but is that old
man bothering you you can say that again
you should know better than to try to
attach the young lady a man of your
years come along Miss
oh you poor poor man what it's all your
fault appearing and disappearing and now
Susans got off with Wilbur and won't
speak to me well just look at it this
way you've lost a girl friend but you've
gained the ghost friend
well Waldo may have gained a ghost
friend but what about Susan swivel hips
tune in to our next episode who's
haunting who or which wits
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swivelhips chanced upon Waldo and Claire
the ghost walking down the street and
became extremely jealous
did you get the license number of that
truck
pardon me young ladies
but is this old man bothering you you
can say that again you should know
better than to try to accost a young
lady a man of your years come along
there
oh you poor poor man but it's all your
fault now Susan's got off with Wilbur
and won't speak to me well look at it
this way you've lost the Goyle friend
but you've gained a ghost friend and I
don't want a ghost friend I want Susan
well if that's the way you feel about it
and then Susan left with Wilbur it's
maddening Hoppity losing your girlfriend
whenever
what a fight can't you think of some way
to get her back you're right Hoppity
it's time to sit down and give this
predicament some thoughts
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I wore her back no ghost can match the
Wigglesworth charge
for you my love for me all for you
for you darling for me all for you
how's it going Uncle Waldo wonderful I
played her with flowers and jewels and
now I'm going to take her to the dance
contest the professor I didn't know you
knew how to dance know how to dance I'm
an expert in terms
shag Lambeth walk the Big Apple you name
it I'll dance it those dancers roll out
of date Uncle wall down Lauren says no
classic dance ever goes out of date I
might even throw in a little bit
sure enough next morning Waldo had a
trophy you and Susa won the dance
concert
well not exactly Wilbur and Susan one
night but I won the square of the Year
award
it's no use happening I know when I'm
beaten Wilbur I hope you and Susan will
be very happy together you hope who will
be happy together Susan and Wilma
they're going to get married
I don't see that there's any laughing
matter this is going to be the shortest
marriage in history I don't understand
well we ghosts only have the summer
amongst you humans and then we go back
to what we were yeah what's that TV
ghost TV ghost you know when your
television isn't working right just be a
kind of ghostly image okay that's you
that's a big mouth but some of us over a
week ago and you're still here well
that's because we weren't given that
calling you're calling yeah that's the
first sound of a bugle push there we go
just an Impulse going to town to towns
homes all over the country okay I always
wondered how that television Works do
you mean if silver blew his bugle that
you and Wilma would go back inside the
television sets for good yeah you see
during summer reruns we are given the
opportunity to go out among you humans
no more blow your bugle as you never
blow it before
what's the matter film or blow their
thing I don't know Professor I just
don't seem to be in the mood dumb phones
you'll feel more you're always blowing
that infernal bugle but it's not wanted
and now when it's a matter of life and
death Professor I am an artist that we
artists have to have inspiration deal
blow my thing or I'll bring you what do
you think of that it's very inspiring
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laughs
well here we go kid back to the land of
situation comedy into all the news it's
hit to see doctor lawyer private eye
package shows it's fun to spies ratings
fill up ratings go down the TV Ghosts
are always around this program was
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thank you
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