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Wow, that's really good.

What are you making?

Oh yeah, I added some more paprika this time.

Does it really smell that good?

Okay, I've never quite seen a reaction like that with two before.

So, about how much longer before it's ready?

What the fuck?

That's about a good 20 more minutes. What's going on?

Yeah, honey, we have about 20 more minutes.

I was a little distracted, didn't you see?

I don't think you did.

I don't think you do.

So, what's going on?

I think that's bad, darling.

the king.

The king take your throne.

Honey, I didn't know we were having anyone over for dinner.

Well, last time I checked, dear, it wasn't your call, now was it?

Oh my God, will you take a look at a real dick?

Feel so good actually like a dick between his pixie stick.

It's like I can't even get my throat fucking fucked right horrible

You don't have a cock.

This is a cock.

This is what a real cock looks like. Take note.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes,

yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes,

yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes,

yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes,

Look how fun a real cock is.

So much fucking fun.

about 15 minutes just so you know thank you yeah you're welcome ah

yes yes ah ah yes

You can always set the table or get a job or grow a cock

if you're sitting there bored.

Can you believe this guy? He's so fucking annoying.

He doesn't even have to say anything and he just fucking annoys me.

Sorry, baby. Excuse me.

Stop fucking annoying.

Maybe we should just order some takeout.

You can go fuck yourself.

Do you like what you see, dear?

Do you want to renew our vows? How about this weekend?

Does that work for you?

You can grow a cock by then.

This is what a real man looks like, by the way. Take note.

what it feels like to get fucked for real.

Oh, my God. I've been missing out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, baby. Grab my titties for me.

Fucking sexy man. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, yeah. Woo, yeah, I love it.

Oh, yeah.

You don't get that excited when we fuck. Well, sweetie, you're not a real man,

so it's like fucking a eunuch when I see you.

Okay? Thank you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Forgive me.

I gotta give him a little attention, you know what I mean? He's like a lost

puppy.

Oh, worse.

He's like a lost ferret.

Come here, honey.

Come here.

Have a sit.

Have a little sit.

What do you want?

What do I want? What do I want?

I want to tell you how incredible this big, hard...

Now you can go back over there because I'm sick of looking at you. Bye.

Thank you.

See you.

Just so you know.

Suck it more. You see here?

Yeah.

Just like that.

You can set the table I told you that right?

Okay, just making sure oh My little slave does what he's told

AKA my husband

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck yes.

Fuck yes. Oh, yeah. Fuck yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Come here, you pathetic soul.

Come sit right over here and witness me getting penetrated by a real man.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, huh, huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You like to see your wife get...

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Honey, come closer. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, right in there. Honey, honey, come closer.

Don't be shy.

Because I like to rub it in your face when I'm getting rubbed in my cunt.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah. Oh, look, I can jerk it and fuck it at the same time. That's how big his

cock is.

Are you jealous, honey, that you have, like, three inches compared to this

specimen of man?

Are you so jealous?

Yes.

So, how about next week, after I get fucked again really, really

nicely, then we can go ahead and talk about renewing those vows.

Not.

That's a pussy.

That was so good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can you get me?

Yeah, sorry about that, baby.

Yeah,

you want me to turn around?

When a real man wants me to turn around, I turn around.

Don't turn around for me.

Sure shit do not turn around for you.

What was your day, honey?

Oh, wait.

Yes, baby.

Yes, you tell me. You're my king.

You're my king.

It's a souvenir.

That's what you're getting. That's your alimony.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you like that one? Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. My husband thinks I'm joking.

Your cock is almost as funny as I am, I'll tell you that much.

Yeah.

But you like that.

Oh, oh, God, yeah, yes, God, fucking give it to me. Oh, God, yes.

Well,

for all the lack of non -enjoyment that I've had with you, it's about time to

make up for the loss difference. Wouldn't you agree?

You say so.

I don't know. say so, I do so.

Okay? Thank you. Bye -bye.

Yeah!

Oh boy, here we go. It's going to go in deep.

big fucking dick.

Wow. That is a big real man dick right there. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Can you fuck my face some more?

Yeah.

Yeah, get a nice close watch.

Thank you.

No, my masterpiece and your only cooked meal ever.

Guess we both lose.

had their dinner early.