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buddy we need to get a place that doesn't spin oh

oh the head why do I always smoke so much when I drink or

do I always drink so much when I smoke oh why does it hurt to think hey

Scoob hey Scoob old buddy Scoob old boy

on? What am I going to do?

Where did you see him last?

Last night, I think.

You think?

Well, yeah. I was at this Halloween party, and there were things.

What kinds of things, Shag?

Things, you know, stuff.

Ah, drugs and alcohol.

Yes, yes. And boobs, lots of boobs, and vagina.

Vagina everywhere.

Ugh, is anyone else feeling nauseous?

So tell us what you remember from the party. In detail.

Okay. I was at this party.

And there were booze.

Yes. And vagina.

Ugh, can we please move on here?

Okay, okay.

I was at this spooky Halloween party.

Steve. Cindy.

So do you want to party with me?

Do I want to party with you?

Or should we just fuck?

Or should we just... Let's fuck first. We have all night to party.

Wow. I must be really high, Scoob.

Naked Perry wants to fuck me.

Reality check, please.

Cocktails, huh?

Is this real enough for you?

Zoinks!

That's a pretty weird reality check, buddy.

Who's Scoob?

Well, he's just my, uh... Your friend can come up later.

Maybe if he's cute, I'll fucking go.

But he's, uh...

Enough!

Enough! I don't... I don't need to hear this.

I do.

I mean, we should hear everything.

So did you and Scoop have sex with that girl?

Whoa, what?

No, no. What is wrong with... Oh, excuse me while I go throw up.

Somebody's pregnant.

Somebody is clinically retarded.

Sticks and stones.

Don't tempt me.

Girls, focus.

Continue, please.

Okay.

Um, she was on top of me, and... This

place is kind of creepy.

Halloween.

Now shut up and fuck me.

I love you guys.

Yeah.

Amen.

You actually came on her body?

After how long?

About an hour.

You can have sex for a full hour?

Is it possible you lost track of time?

What is this about her having multiple orgasms? Are you currently

Look guys, I have a very big dick and can go for a long time without cumming.

What was that sound?

Sound? What sound?

It sounded like... Aw, shit!

Well, I lost my contact lens.

But you... You wear glasses, not contacts.

Right. Because I lost them. Just now.

Again.

I'll find them.

That's what I do. I find stuff.

I got this. What did they look like? Um, thin, clear, mostly invisible.

Invisible. Got it.

Are we done with this part of the story? What happens next?

Found them.

No, wait.

It's just water.

Look, I'm not sure.

I don't even remember how I got back home.

But you so clearly remember all of the details of the sex.

Why is it wet?

And it smells like... Were there any distinguishing marks on her body? We

to find this slut.

Well, I'm not totally sure, but I think I remember a birthmark by her vagina.

So you want us to go to every hospital and find out who was born with a

birthmark on her vagina?

could have been born at any hospital in the world.

Do you have a better idea?

A phone number, perhaps?

I have an idea.

Did you shower yet?

Maybe you have her DNA on your junk.

Why don't we just go to the mansion and ask around?

Surely someone has seen the Great Dane.

Okay, we can do that.

Yeah, maybe the slut will still be there.

You seem a little angry, Velma.

Is it that time?

She's pregnant.

You deserve you people.

Speaking of pregnant, it's high noon and I'll be waiting though.

Can we cut with the pregnant crap? I am not pregnant.

Javi, what?

What she means is, it's time for us to have sex.

We're going to make babies, huh, Frettles?

Frettles?

Yes, dear. We just need to keep trying new ways.

Does this mean we're not going to have sex in my ass anymore? Because I don't

think that's working.

I bet if I come in your mouth and you swallow, it'll go right down into your

tummy. Where the baby is.

Shag, what's the best place to give my girl what she needs?

Like, have you tried the mall?

The free clinic?

I'm going to take her downtown to meet Freddie Brown.

I have no idea what that means, because all my blood's in my penis right now.

Oh, I'm in a safe and happy place.

I'm in a safe and happy place.

Please do.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah, I love that.

Whatever you want.

Oh yeah, you wanna see my apple too?

Oh yeah, would you like it?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I love that.

See what a nasty slut I'm being for you.

Yeah. Good nasty slut. Oh, God, I love that.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, God, that's going to make me cry.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm being a filthy slut for you.

tight for you. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

I'd love to be a little tight for you.

Oh, yeah.

Let me stick it in deep and grind it.

You can play that pussy hard.

And stop.

you fuck it as long as you want to. Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

you can keep on taking my ass over and over.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, God.

Oh, I'm gonna own my mouth. I'm gonna swallow it all for you.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

My god

So, do you think I'm pregnant now?

Well, sweetheart, definitely got to come where the babies go.

Did that just happen?

I believe it did.

Your hand is on my crotch.

Oh, and you're very... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I mean, I

didn't. I wasn't. I just... Hey, it's okay.

I kind of liked it.

Of course you did, pervert! Put that... big... horn... thing away!

We have a mystery to solve!

Are you sure this is the place?

What a place.

Pretty sure this is the place.

This is the place where you speared that girl for hours?

Can you please not... He said he gave her multiple orgasms.

Do you have an off button?

Girl, please.

We need to search for clues.

Scoob probably decided to move in.

You aren't kidding.

Let's try to find a way in.

All right.

Velma, you go around the side and see if there's another door.

Shaggy, you climb the roof and see if there's an open window.

I'll go around the back and see if there's another way in.

All right, gang.

Let's split up. See if we can find some clues.

Hey, gang. Find any clues?

Nope, not a clue.

Nope?

Quick, hide! Someone's coming!

This is bad.

A demon's taking Scoob.

Shh! Shut up and get back inside before someone or something sees us!

Baby, you are so cute.

Look, this is a pretty odd time to change your underwear. I'm tired of

pretending, Shaggy. I am very attracted to you. When you told that story...

Somebody is clinically retarded.

Sticks and stones.

Don't tempt me.

Girl, focus.

Okay, continue, please.

Okay.

Um, she was on top of me.

It starts going crazy.

I didn't even know what to do.

She rubbed me cowgirls two days.

Possibly you lost track of time.

What is this about her having multiple births?

Are you currently hallucinating?

Look guys, I have a very big dick and can go for a long time without cumming.

Definitely not the right time, but there never seems to be a right time.

You look different naked.

I bet you do too.

Jinkies, you do have a big cock.

I can't believe I just said cock.

I'm going to make you forget all about that slut.

Who? Exactly.

Would you look at that?

Is he talking about me or you?

I don't know.

That is huge.

Now I'm a little creeped out.

Well, I told you it was big.

You weren't kidding.

Like, can you not stare?

and stolen money from all those bank robberies.

Oh, my.

I think I'm going to have another orgasm. Like you and me both.

Quick, somebody's coming.

Hide. No one's... Touch it.

Put it in my hands and...

the others.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Sure you do.

Fred and Chad?

Oh, no. Never heard of them.

Tell me where they are, or you both shall perish from the base of the earth.

Really? Did you just say perish?

Oh my gosh, I've always wanted to go there, but they don't speak very good

English. It's hard to understand them.

Silence!

I can send them in here somewhere.

Hey, Creepy.

What do you think of this?

Is that your tongue?

Quiet. We have to create a distraction so the boys can jump him. Just be quiet

and go with it.

I don't know.

Yes. Mmm.

Daphne!

I love it so much. Yeah.

Is anyone else here?

We've left him.

Whew. I really need to stop smoking so much.

Or actually, I need to stop running so much.

I'm so frustrated nothing seems to fit right.

Well, what you're wearing seems to fit just perfect.

I'll say.

You look mighty sick.

Very nice. Very nice.

So how come you didn't tell me you like girls?

I don't. I mean, I didn't.

I mean, I just found out myself.

And Velma, whoa!

You've really come out of your shell lately.

Look, I did what I had to. It was a necessary diversion.

Like diversions don't usually come with orgasms.

That was one of the hottest, sexiest, most intense things I've ever seen.

I'm so horny right now, I could just... Make a baby?

Only if you swallow.

Every drop.

Oh, no, no!

I haven't told you how beautiful you are. What? But I'm just... You are sexy,

intelligent, and horny as hell. In my book, that spells perfect.

Oh, Jinky Shaggy, you're such a romantic.

I have my moments.

Well, that's good, too.

It's so fucking wet.

Oh,

fuck

you.

three soldiers.

make this people.

I can take one second.

Oh, yeah.

I'm definitely going to get pregnant now, huh?

That's absolutely right.

Woo!

Like, why did we wait so long to do that?

I don't know, but I have a feeling things are going to be very different

here.

I don't feel pregnant. Do I look pregnant?

Apparently not.

in a crappy place.

What are you doing there?

Oh, really? Are you sure?

Well, maybe, but... Well, okay.

Bye.

So, what did he say?

Where is he? Is he okay?

My vagina hurts.

Well, he said he was at his nephew Scrappy's place.

And he's just now telling us?

Well, he may have told me before, but I'm a little foggy on that part.

Scrappy kidnapped... Scoop?

No, no, no.

Scoop's fine.

But we are lying here with the homicidal maniac on the loose.

Well, it does sound bad when you put it that way.

Free! Don't move!

Get down on the ground!

It's a good thing I called the cops.

They're getting chased by some creepy goblin looking guys. Could you come save

us?

You're the best. Thanks.

Come here.

Are you kids okay?

Yes, officer. And I see you've captured the bad guy.

This is him.

Larry Bunce.

Better known as the Costume Bandit. Top of the list.

FBI's most wanted for bank robbery.

I would have got away with it, too, if it wasn't for these meddling kids.

They're all crazy.

They're all sex crazy.

Like, don't worry, man. I hear they're pretty sex crazy in jail, too.

Get him out of here.

He's the worst of all of them.

You kids be safe.

You never know what's lurking out there in the dark.

Oh, we know, sir.

We know.

Well, another mystery solved.

Another caper foiled.

Does this mean we get this whole place to ourselves?

We should all take a great big money bath.

My tummy hurts.

Do you guys think I'm... No!