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No laughing!
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I hate children!
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Freddie, you know
this school has a strict rule
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against turning your locker
into a time machine.
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It's a surveillance system.
For?
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Someone snuck
into my locker yesterday
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and stole
my fruit-scented markers.
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So the next time
someone breaks in,
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it'll trigger this mechanism
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which causes this camera
to snap a picture of the thief,
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so I'll know that
you took my markers.
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Sorry. I forgot to tell you.
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How'd you pick my lock? Sam.
Sam.
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Of course.
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Hey, where's the tangerine one?
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I'm not sure.
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Hmm.
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So what did you need
the markers for?
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To make that poster.
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Oh, yeah.
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"'ICarly' 50th web show
spectacular."
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Cool. Spreading the word.
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And the smell of fruits.
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There. It's up.
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Can you believe
we're about to shoot
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our 50th Webcast of "iCarly"?
Insane.
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We gotta make it, like,
our best show ever.
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No doubt.
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Hey, Jack, go long.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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"iCarly's" having a 50th
web show spectacular?
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Yeah!
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In five, four, three, two...
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♪ I know you see ♪
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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪
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♪ And be so wonderful ♪
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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow
we're going to get there ♪
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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ It's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪
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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪
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♪ It's your time to breath ♪
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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪
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♪ Every time you see
the brighter side ♪
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♪ Of every situation ♪
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♪ Some things
are meant to be ♪
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♪ So give me your best
and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
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♪ Leave it all
to me ♪
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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
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This girl is a menace.
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I want her ess-pelled.
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What?
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I want her ess-pelled.
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What?
He wants me expelled.
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Mr. Howard, come on.
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I realize it was wrong of Sam
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to throw a football
in the hallway.
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She almost killed me!
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Yeah, almost.
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I want something
done about this.
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I understand, sort of.
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Sam, you did break the rules,
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so I'm going
to give you detention
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with Mr. Howard tomorrow night.
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Fine. I'll be there
tomorrow... wait.
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I can't do it tomorrow night.
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Why not?
Yeah. Why not?
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I do a web show.
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Oh, I know. "iCarly."
"iCarly"?
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Yeah. Tomorrow night's
our 50th webcast
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and it's gonna be, like,
a big thing, you know?
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Yes?
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Principal Franklin,
some ninth grade boys
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are giving Gibby...
a Texas wedgie?
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A Texas wedgie? All right.
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Meet me there with a bag of ice
and a bottle of lotion.
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Mr. Howard, you finish up here.
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Wait. Just don't go...
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You know,
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I think you look better
with that thing on your face.
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Be quiet.
Okay.
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But can I please do
detention next week?
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What, you think
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just because
you're on a popular web show
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that you deserve
some special treatment?
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Yeah.
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Well, tough kumquats.
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Tough what?
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Ow! Kumquats!
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Ow!
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Kumquats?
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Why'd you have to get
detention tomorrow night?
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Yeah, way to go, Sam.
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You just ruined "iCarly" 's
50th web show spectac...
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Ooh, popcorn.
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You know, I read online that
popcorn's
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one of the healthiest
snacks you can eat.
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Yeah, I read that, too.
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Whoa, whoa. What is that?
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Two cups of melted butter.
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Don't pour that
all over the popcorn.
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It's full of fat and calories.
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Okay.
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Don't drink it.
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So why don't you
just go talk to Mr. Howard
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and explain that
it's "iCarly"'s 50...
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Tried that. Didn't work.
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Hey, what if we kidnap Howard
and keep him tied up
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till after the show?
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Okay, what have I told you
about kidnapping?
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It's illegal and rude.
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Good girl.
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I'm home.
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Where have you been?
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Down at the golf course
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getting golf balls
out of the big pond.
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What for?
So I can sell 'em
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and buy art supplies
for my next sculpture.
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What are you making?
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A gigantic coffee cup,
like 10 feet tall.
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Why?
You know...
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To symbolize the largeness
of some coffee cups.
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They're big.
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I'm gonna take a shower.
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Have fun.
Happy shampoo.
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Scrub it up.
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So what do we do about "iCarly"?
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We gotta figure a way
to get Sam out of detention.
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Not gonna happen.
Mr. Howard hates my guts.
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Maybe me and Carly need
to figure out a way
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to get into detention.
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Hey!
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What?
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"ICarly" live from detention.
Interesting.
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Wait. You're serious?
Sure.
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You and I do something bad,
we get detention,
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then the three of us
will be together
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to do the show.
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How can we do the show
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with Mr. Howard watching us
the whole time?
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He hardly ever comes
in the room.
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He always hangs
in the teacher's lounge
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so he can watch
the geometry channel.
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He's such a nub.
The nubbiest.
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Okay, let's do it.
Awesome.
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So tomorrow before school ends,
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you and I have to get detention.
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Yep.
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You'll never guess
where I found this fish.
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Hey.
Hello, Sam.
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Why do you look all guilty?
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I did something bad
to get detention.
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What did you do?
You'll see.
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All right, class,
everyone please sit.
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Hey, Gibby, go ask
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Mr. Palladino to staple
those together.
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What for?
Shh! Just do it!
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Go!
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Hey, Mr. Palladino,
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can you staple these papers
together?
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Certainly, Gibby.
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That's odd.
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I don't see
the stapler anywhere.
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I have it.
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Wow. You are a maniac.
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I'm sorry, Gibby.
I can't find the stapler.
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That's right, 'cause I took it.
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Ah, yes.
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Thank you, Freddie.
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There you are, Gibby.
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Here.
Keep 'em.
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All right, kids.
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The sooner we start,
the sooner we finish.
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So everybody,
let's take your seats.
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Aah!
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What happened to my chair?
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I did it with whatever this is.
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Do I get detention?
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Absolutely not.
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An on-the-job accident means
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the school has to give me
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a two-month paid vacation
while I recover.
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Bye!
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Dude, this is the principal's
office.
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I know. I'm so bad.
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Look what I did.
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Freddie says principal
Franklin...
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Sucks eggs.
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Impressive. That might
get you double detention.
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Yep. When principal
Franklin sees that,
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you better believe he's gonna...
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Come on, Carly.
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It's for the 50th web show
spectacular.
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You can do this.
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Who pulled that fire alarm?
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It was me.
Thank goodness you did.
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The microwave
in the teacher's lounge
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just burst into flames.
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Out of the way! Out of the way!
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Ow, ow, ow! Out of the way!
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Who knew getting in trouble
would be so impossible.
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I gotta give you credit, Sam.
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You make it look easy.
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Years of practice.
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Hey, thanks for that fire alarm.
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You saved me from giving
an oral report
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on "Scarlett's Web."
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You were too lazy
to read the book?
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I was too lazy to see the movie.
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Well, now what?
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We're supposed to do
the 50th webcast of "iCarly"
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from detention in five hours
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and Sam's the only one
that's gonna be there.
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Why is it so hard
to get detention?
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Who slammed that locker?
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Me.
Detention!
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Really?
Tonight!
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Yay!
Yay?
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Darn.
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You did it.
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Yeah, but we still
need our tech producer
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and school's over
in three minutes.
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How am I gonna get detention
in three minutes?
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You better,
or else no show tonight.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Wait here.
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I don't mind stopping
by Crusty Creme.
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I...
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You heard I got
the new pear phone.
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Yep, these babies
are indestructible.
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Hello, honey. I'm back.
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Yes, I will pick up the donuts.
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Mm-hmm.
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Aw, man, school's over.
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And you didn't get detention.
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Which means no "iCarly"
50th web show spectacular.
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It couldn't be worse.
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Yes, it could.
How?
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We could be Gibby.
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They gave me
another Texas wedgie.
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Man,
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when Spencer said
he was building
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a gigantic cup of coffee,
he wasn't kidding around.
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Where is Spencer?
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Hey, Spencer!
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I'm here.
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Is that thing filled
with coffee?
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Just about 500 gallons.
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Spencer, that's crazy.
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It's okay. It's decaf.
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Okay, but why are you in there?
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'Cause after I filled it
with coffee,
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I dropped my cell phone in here.
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Been trying to find it
for the past two hours.
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Wish me luck.
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Hey, I figured out a way for us
to do "iCarly" tonight.
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Is that a 10 foot tall
coffee cup?
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10'2".
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I'm not gonna ask.
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Just tell us how we're gonna do
the show tonight.
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All right. Is there a closet
in the classroom?
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Yeah.
Good.
266
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,534
And you guys can hide
my tech equipment in there
267
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,912
so Mr. Howard won't see it.
268
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,581
Yeah, but what about you?
269
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,080
You can't be in there
unless you have detention.
270
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,562
You said he's almost never
in the room
271
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,041
'cause he's watching
the geometry channel
272
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,209
in the teacher's lounge, right?
273
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,671
Yeah.
274
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,590
So as soon as he checks roll
and leaves,
275
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,008
you guys give me a signal
and I'll sneak in the window.
276
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,927
But the classroom's
on the second floor.
277
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,348
You can borrow my ladder.
278
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,601
Awesome.
279
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,144
Did I hear you say
you got detention?
280
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,562
Yeah.
Should I be concerned?
281
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,439
Not really.
Later.
282
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,488
Now, you are all here
283
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,658
because you are the worst
this school has to offer.
284
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:49,203
I am here because I believe
in punishment and discipline
285
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,205
and I hate you all.
286
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,873
All right.
287
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,666
I will be down the hall
in the teacher's lounge
288
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,337
watching the geometry channel.
289
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,881
While I am gone,
there is to be no talking.
290
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,717
I hope you have a terrible time.
291
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,885
We're good now
for at least 10 minutes.
292
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,264
Let's go.
293
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,225
Okay, everybody.
294
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,767
We're about to start
the 50th webcast of "iCarly."
295
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,978
You guys into it?
296
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,854
Yeah.
Totally.
297
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,730
Okay, wants to be the lookout
in case Mr. Howard came back?
298
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:18,733
I'll do it.
Hey.
299
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,819
Go signal Freddie.
Right.
300
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,615
Ca-caw, ca-caw!
301
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,742
Ca-caw.
Do it like a bird.
302
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,703
Ca-caw!
303
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,331
Carly, what's the signal
for Mr. Howard's coming?
304
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,708
Dippity-doo.
305
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,959
Dippity-doo.
Everybody sit down.
306
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,252
Pull me in!
307
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,173
Too late.
Don't... aww.
308
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,929
I heard noise.
309
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,931
What's going on?
Nothing.
310
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,351
We're just sitting here
having a terrible time.
311
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,979
Oh, good.
312
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,859
Just sit here and don't move.
313
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,027
I'll get the stuff
out of the closet.
314
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,531
I'll get Freddie.
315
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,078
Ca-caw.
316
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,830
Ca-caw.
317
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,291
Here. You wear the cap-cam.
318
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,043
Why?
There's a camera in it.
319
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,668
If jerk-face comes back,
Freddie hides in the closet
320
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,962
and we switch out "iCarly"
321
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,087
to the hidden camera
in your hat.
322
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,382
Cool.
323
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,802
I fell on a shrub.
324
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,351
Coast clear?
All clear.
325
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,228
Then we are live on the web
326
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,690
in 5, 4, 3, 2...
327
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,029
Why did we scream?
Because...
328
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:51,325
It's "iCarly"'s 50th web show
spectacular.
329
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,911
It's true.
330
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,953
This is the 50th webcast
of "iCarly."
331
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,331
And it is spectacular.
332
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,584
Spectacular.
333
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,210
I'm Carly...
And I'm Sam...
334
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,629
And maybe you've noticed...
335
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,464
This isn't our usual
"iCarly" studio.
336
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,924
And if you haven't noticed...
337
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,635
Scrape that crud
out of your eyes.
338
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,887
We're webcasting to you
live from our school.
339
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,889
Room 29...
Because we got...
340
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,266
Detention.
341
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,601
Tell 'em why we got detention.
342
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,561
'Cause we're naughty.
343
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,021
Dippity-doo!
Okay.
344
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,023
You just heard our friend
Claire yell dippity-doo.
345
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,356
Which means that
our horrible teacher
346
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,318
Mr. Howard is coming.
347
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,694
I gotta hide.
348
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,068
Freddie's gonna hide
in the closet.
349
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,153
And we're switching
to the cap-cam
350
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,195
in our friend Billy's hat.
351
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,783
Switching to the cap-cam.
352
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,832
I have ears like a hawk.
353
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,083
I distinctly heard laughter
354
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,836
and I hate laughter.
355
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,253
I thought you hated your wife.
356
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,546
Her, too.
357
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,342
Now keep your mouths shut.
358
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,847
Isn't he charming?
359
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,766
Freddie, let's go.
360
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,810
Switching back to the main cam.
361
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,728
Okay. We were talking
about the things
362
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,146
kids do that get 'em detention.
363
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,272
Why, look.
364
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,649
Here's a gold member
365
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,971
of the detention club
right here.
366
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,443
It's ninth grader
Rip Off Rodney.
367
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,737
Please, call me Rip Off.
368
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,489
So how'd you get detention?
369
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,199
Selling fake hall passes.
370
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,617
Nice.
371
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,704
And how'd you get caught?
372
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,373
I, uh... I misspelled "hall."
373
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,001
Two Ls.
Yeah.
374
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,628
Okay, so you got anything else
375
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,296
to say to the "iCarly" fans
of the world?
376
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,632
Yeah. I got a special
this week on burritos.
377
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,676
Two for six bucks.
378
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,470
And do they contain
quality meat?
379
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,514
No, they do not.
380
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,229
And now continuing
with our game of hangman...
381
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,440
JD, it's your turn to guess
a letter or solve the puzzle.
382
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,943
All right, is it...
383
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,320
Mr. Howard eats pants?
384
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,614
Correct!
He certainly does.
385
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,995
Okay. H-o-t...
386
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,287
Dippity-doo!
387
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,414
Everybody hide!
388
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,749
Switching to the cap-cam.
389
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,715
Uh-huh.
390
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,970
Everybody's so innocent.
391
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,473
Do I smell burritos?
392
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,853
I have a feeling...
393
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,356
Who wrote this?
394
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,610
Who wrote this lie?
395
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,571
Never in my entire life
396
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,698
have I eaten one pair of pants.
397
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,993
Somebody gonna confess,
398
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,746
or do you all wanna do
200 push-ups?
399
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,330
Principal Franklin says
400
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,458
you can't give physical
punishment in detention.
401
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,543
Principal Franklin.
402
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,169
If you ask me,
403
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,381
he's not even fit
to be in charge of this school.
404
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,093
He's weak. Spineless.
405
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:59,847
Well, I think
I'm just gonna sit here
406
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:03,225
and stare at you gutter children
407
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,227
until detention is over.
408
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,816
And I think
I'll add an extra two hours.
409
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,444
Just hang on.
410
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,069
Freddie has a way to get rid
of Mr. Howard.
411
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,823
Hey, no talking
to that boy's hat.
412
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,118
Wesley, now.
413
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,744
Check.
414
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,016
What in tarnation?
415
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,767
What is that?
416
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,814
Stay here and say nothing.
417
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,029
Switching back to the main cam.
418
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,198
Okay, now that dippity-doo
done gone...
419
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,368
Next on "iCarly"...
Live from detention...
420
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,287
Turtle races!
421
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,874
Come on, give him a kiss.
Kiss him, kiss him.
422
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,917
Mine wants a big kiss.
Come on, you can do it.
423
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,713
Hey! You there!
424
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,507
Stop! Who are you?
425
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,551
Stop, you hooligan!
426
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,896
Remove your sack.
427
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,233
Hey!
428
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,738
Yoo-ie, yoo-ie,
yoo-ie, yoo-ie, yoo-ie, yoo-ie.
429
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,243
We gotta go.
430
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:48,330
Who says slow can't be exciting?
431
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,458
You can only get this stuff
at iCarly.com, baby.
432
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,379
Ha!
433
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,631
A video camera? Turtles?
434
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,467
Burritos?
What is going on in here?
435
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,387
The "iCarly" 50th web show
spectacular?
436
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,520
You're all really
in trouble now.
437
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,022
I am talking suspension.
438
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,357
I am talking expulsion.
439
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,568
Deportation.
440
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:22,949
And you can all start
with 500 push-ups.
441
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,617
I don't care
what Principal Franklin
442
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,368
has to say about it.
443
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,245
You don't?
444
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,957
No! I... oh, dear.
445
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,960
Principal Franklin.
446
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,462
What are you doing here?
447
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,380
Well, I was at home,
448
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,800
watching the "iCarly"
50th web show spectacular.
449
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,176
Congratulations, by the way.
450
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,303
My kids and I love your show.
451
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,180
Wow.
Awesome.
452
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,933
While I was watching,
I heard Mr. Howard
453
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,769
call me a weak, spineless fool.
454
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:55,231
No, no, no! I said...
455
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:58,276
Uh, sweet. Stylish.
456
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,819
Cool.
457
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,945
In my office.
458
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,197
But I...
Now.
459
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,783
Why does everything
always happen to me?
460
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,703
So now what?
461
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,956
Well, I suppose Mr. Howard
has tortured you all enough.
462
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,667
Go home.
463
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,797
Okay, we're just about done.
464
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,548
I'm Sam...
I'm Carly...
465
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,009
And I'm Ted.
466
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,137
And thanks for watching
467
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,388
the "iCarly" 50th web show
spectacular.
468
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,849
May I?
469
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,475
Second button from the bottom.
470
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:37,273
It's "iCarly"'s 50th web show
spectacular.
471
00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:40,693
Bye! Keep clicking
iCarly.com. Don't forget it.
472
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,611
And we're clear.
473
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,071
Yeah!
Whoo!
474
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,454
How fun is this?
475
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,291
It's like a java-cuzzi.
476
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,043
Hey!
Who wants more coffee?
477
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,212
I do!
Whoo!
478
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:04,633
Yeah!
479
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,719
This isn't weird at all.
480
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:13,934
Hi, Carly. Hi, Sam.
Watch what I can do.
481
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,408
"ICarly" rocks.
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