Original subtitles

Man, I can't believe Mr. Sumack assigned us

a science project.

Who does he think he is?

Our science teacher.

Whatever.

At least he paired us up together.

That's good.

Uh-huh.

You're bummed that Sumack put us together.

Well, every time we get paired up

on a school project,

I always end up doing all the work.

Don't worry about that.

You'll help me this time? Of course not.

Hey. Hi.

Aw, look who's all grumpy

'cause he didn't get paired up with Carly

for his little science project.

Untrue. True.

So?

Besides, I'm way more grumpy

'cause of who I did get paired up with.

How am I supposed to do a science project

with a psycho wrestler who's always...

Hey, whassup fray-do?

Duke.

Duke, this is only fun for one of us.

Duke. Duke.

Beef jerky.

It's yours if you let Freddie go.

How did I end up in a hostage negotiation?

Thanks.

It was my jerky.

You owe me three bucks.

Wow, I've never seen dried beef

make a boy so happy.

Hey.

So what's our science project gonna be on?

Well, I was thinking

maybe we could do a study on the efficiency of...

Hey.

Why don't we do a study on why my knee pads

stink so bad?

Why'd you shove your knee pad in my face?

'Cause it reeks.

Great explanation.

You owe Sam three bucks for the jerky.

No, he doesn't.

But you said...

I took his wallet.

In five, four, three, two...

♪ I know, you see ♪

♪ Somehow the world ♪

♪ Will change for me ♪

♪ And be so wonderful ♪

♪ Live life, breathe air ♪

♪ I know somehow ♪

♪ We're gonna get there ♪

♪ And feel so wonderful ♪

♪ It's all for real ♪

♪ I'm telling you ♪

♪ Just how I feel ♪

♪ So wake up the members ♪

♪ Of my nation ♪

♪ It's your time to be ♪

♪ There's no chance ♪

♪ Unless you take one ♪

♪ And it's time to see ♪

♪ The brighter side ♪

♪ Of every situation ♪

♪ Some things are meant to be ♪

♪ So give me your best ♪

♪ And leave the rest to me ♪

♪ Leave it all to me ♪

♪ Leave it all to me ♪

♪ Just leave it all to me ♪

Okay, here.

We could do an experiment that shows

how different temperatures

can affect photosynthesis in plants.

Interesting.

Now, based on that,

what if we just blow up stuff in the microwave?

Hey, what you ladies up to?

Lil' sitting?

Lil' conversing?

We're just trying to pick a topic

for our science project.

Ah.

I believe it was Einstein

who said, "what can't be proven "scientifically"

is the scientific nature of science itself."

Einstein said that?

Either him or that hobo

that sleeps in the garbage behind our building.

I love hobos.

Let's do our project on hobos.

What do hobos have to do with science?

Aren't they affected by gravity or something?

You know, when I was in school,

we hatched a bunch of baby chicks

in the classroom.

Very cool, very fun.

That's perfect.

Can Sam and I do that here?

Sure.

Oh, and we can even show it on iCarly...

The eggs, the whole incubation process,

and then the baby chicks being born.

And then we make fried chicken.

Give me your hand.

Owww.

Wait, come bite the other one.

In five, four, three, two.

Hey, it's time for iCarly.

On the beach.

She's the fantabulous Carly.

And she's Sam, my poorly behaved best friend.

Look at us on the beach.

Woo. Woo.

Ah. Ah.

Carly, we're in outer space.

But it's dangerous to be in outer space

wearing only swimsuits.

Freddie, help.

Turn off the green screen.

Okay, those special effects were done

by our awesome technical producer,

the always reliable and rarely sticky,

Freddie Benson.

It's true.

I haven't been sticky in weeks.

Hey look, I'm in your shot.

Turn the camera back on the stars, would you?

So, what ever will happen

on this new and exciting webisode of iCarly?

I'm glad you asked. I'm glad you're glad.

Are you glad I'm glad you're glad?

Weird, I'm getting less glad.

We're gonna show you a video sent in by one of our viewers.

We don't really get the point of what this guy did.

But it fits into the theme of our show tonight.

Freddie, roll the clip.

Clip being rolled.

Hey Carly and Sam.

I am a huge fan of iCarly,

and to prove it to you guys,

I'm gonna sit in my bathtub

that I filled with scrambled eggs.

Here goes.

Yes. Yes.

Later.

Not the best video we've ever gotten.

So why'd we show it to you?

'Cause tonight on iCarly, the special theme is...

Eggs. Eggs.

But not eggs for eating.

Or bathtub sitting.

We're talking...

These babies.

Our science teacher is making us do

a project together.

Thanks, Mr. Sumack.

So, we got some fertilized chicken eggs.

Put 'em in this special box called an Incubator...

Which keeps the eggs at exactly 99.5 degrees.

Then all we gotta do is turn the eggs a few times

every day, and soon...

We gonna have us some baby chicks.

Wahoo.

And you guys can come back to iCarly. Com

any time you want.

And click on the egg-cam button...

To watch our little egglings until they're actually born.

That one's Shelly. His name is Huevo.

That's Omelet. He is Benedict.

She's Yoko. And that's Poachy.

Okay, family photo.

I want breakfast.

We got cereal. Milk?

Out of milk.

I'll use root beer.

Uh, you guys?

Any reason I just found this in my shower?

Oh my gosh.

A chick.

Yeah, I picked him up thinking he was a bar of soap.

Good thing I realized before...

Never mind.

But how could there be a...

Our chicks haven't hatched yet.

Or...

We're mothers.

They all hatched.

Okay, then where are the baby chicks?

Well, we know one just took a shower

with your brother.

This isn't funny. How'd they get out?

I was watching the egg-cam.

I can't believe they already hatched.

Oh, man, did Sam eat them?

I wouldn't eat baby chicks raw.

They escaped. What?

Spencer found one in the bathroom downstairs

so the other ones could be anywhere

in this whole apartment.

Wait.

I thought newborn chicks have to stay in their Incubator.

They do. How long can they be out?

I don't know.

Uh, let's go online and find out.

Hurry.

Okay, okay. Ah, I'll search chicks.

There. WorldOfChicks.com.

Click on that.

Chuck Jones, Chuck Barry,

Chuck Yeager, Chuck Norris.

What is this?

You typed it wrong.

That's "World of Chucks."

Oh. Let me do it.

There. Chickapedia.

Okay.

During the first week of life,

newborn chicks must be kept at a temperature of 90 degrees,

and they must be fed every four hours.

Or else, what?

Bad things.

Meaning?

Six cute little chicken funerals.

Well, according to the egg-cam,

they got out 56 minutes ago.

And Spencer has one,

so that leaves five chicks still missing.

That gives us three hours and four minutes to find them.

Okay. We can do this, right?

Yes. Absolutely.

Good. Can we have lunch first?

No. Okay.

Okay, there's a total of six chicks.

Right.

We already have the one Spencer found in the shower.

Shelly. Checking off Shelly.

Which means there's still five baby chicks

somewhere in this apartment.

We gotta find Huevo, Omelet, Benedict,

Yoko, and Poachy.

How much longer can they go without eating?

Two hours, 55 minutes.

Hey, Duke's on his way over.

We don't want Duke here.

We're in the middle of a crisis.

This is no time for sweaty wrestlers.

He was already on his way over to my place.

We were supposed to work on our science project today.

Okay, fine. If he helps us look.

Hey, didn't chickapedia say that newborn chicks

had to be kept at 90 degrees?

What's the temperature in here?

Seventy-two.

Turn the heat up to 90.

Ninety degrees?

No, 90 pickles...

Yes, 90 degrees.

No need to be hurtful.

Freddie, you take the third floor.

You check both our bedrooms.

Sam, you search in this room and I'll check the kitchen.

Everyone grab a walkie-talkie and find a small chicken.

Got it. Let's do this.

Hey, hey, Sam, I think I found one.

You got one? Where is it?

I heard a peep coming from the sink.

Maybe he fell down the drain.

Okay, shhh. Shhh.

I hear him.

How can we get him out?

You see anything? No, it's too dark.

I'll turn on the light. Wait, no, don't.

That's the garbage disposal.

Oh my god.

Turn it off. Turn it off.

Okay, that was close.

Yeah, you almost made a baby chicken smoothie.

Okay, he's stuck in the pipe down here.

I'll get a wrench. Good hurry!

Here, let me under there.

No, you go find the other four.

Sam and I got this one.

Okay.

Here chickie, chickie, chickie, chickie.

Here chickie, chickie, chickie, chickie.

Here chickie, chickie.

Here chickie, chickie.

Ha, got one.

I knew Sam hid my corn dog last month.

Okay, I got the pipe unscrewed.

Can you pull the chick out?

No, my hand won't fit in the pipe.

Here, move.

Cup your hands. Why?

Just do it.

Okay, little guy.

Here's where two miserable years of trombone lessons pays off.

Gotcha.

He okay?

He's perfect.

Four to go. Keep looking upstairs.

On it.

You got one?

Yep, cross out Huevo.

Huevo's bueno.

Four to go.

Yep.

Oh, don't stop looking.

I won't stop looking.

Hi, Duke.

You find the chicks?

Just two. There're still four missing.

Hey, hey, shhh, shhh.

I think I hear one in this heating duct.

Help me move this thing.

Listen.

I hear peeping.

Yeah, he's definitely in there.

I'll crawl in and get him.

No way, little sister.

Too dangerous.

I got this one.

Don't worry little chicken.

Uncle Spencer's a coming.

Hey. I see him.

If I can just get my arms up, I should...

Hey guys?

What? Yeah.

Uncle Spencer is stuck.

Uncle Spencer is stuck.

No, chickie.

Wait, come back.

I'm here to help you.

What's happening? Got another chick?

Spencer found one in the heating duct.

I arrived moments ago.

Good to know.

Will you guys pull me outta here?

Grab him and pull.

On three.

One, two, three.

Pull harder.

Did my pants come off?

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Please tell me I'm wearing underwear.

You're good.

Awesome.

Um, one more question.

Yeah?

How am I gonna get outta here?

Relax.

The heat's on high which will eventually cause

the metal to expand.

And you'll get all sweaty.

All right, you guys go find the other chicks.

Right. Yep.

No, roly poly.

Roly poly.

Hey, I think I hear one behind the fridge.

Yeah, there's definitely one back there.

Back up.

I'll move the fridge.

Dude, that thing weighs a ton.

Move.

I love animals.

Yell at me. Huh?

I always do better when coach yells at me,

so do it.

Um.

Come on, Duke.

Lift the fridge. Good boy.

Come on, Duke. Lift the fridge.

Yeah, good boy.

I'm not a dog.

Well, what am I supposed to...

You gotta yell at me like coach does

if you want that baby chick back there to make it.

Okay, uh.

Go, Lubberman. Go.

You gotta want it. You gotta want it.

I want it...

Got him.

Omelet, found.

I need a snack.

Spencer, we got three of 'em.

Three to go.

Thank you for keeping me in the loop.

I'm so bored.

So bored.

♪ So bored ♪

Hey, that sounded pretty good.

And now, a medley of your favorites songs

from the public domain.

♪ Swing low, sweet chariot ♪

♪ Coming for to carry me home ♪

♪ Jimmy crack corn ♪

♪ And I don't care ♪

♪ Jimmy crack corn ♪

♪ And I don't care ♪

♪ Jimmy crack corn ♪

♪ And I don't care ♪

I'm in a hole.

Freddie and Duke found the third chick.

Good.

I'm pretty sure there's another one up

on that beam there.

Up there? Yeah.

Can we borrow a ladder from somebody in the building?

We don't have time.

Uh, lock your fingers together and give me a boost me up.

Eew, eew. What?

I think you had gum on the bottom of your shoe.

Shut up, Sam.

Be careful. I'm good. I'm good.

Hi baby.

Come here, chickie. Come on, chickie, chickie.

Come here. Come on.

Ow.

What happened?

He pecked my finger.

Wipe that grin off your face.

♪ Going to run all night ♪

♪ Going to run all day ♪

♪ I bet my money on a Bob-tailed nag ♪

♪ Bob-tailed nag ♪

I hear peeping.

Shh.

I think there's a chick inside the wall.

Goochie goochie goochie goochie.

Okay, my uncle's a carpenter so maybe he can bring over...

Ahhh.

What was that?

We found baby chick number four.

Okay, that's good.

That means you only got two chicks left, oh my god.

Another roly poly.

Roly poly.

Just walk toward me you nutty little chick.

Try to grab him.

Wow, if only I'd thought of that.

Come on.

Come on, chickie.

I think I almost got him.

Be careful.

Okay, he's almost in my- Sam, catch him.

I got him.

Good. Just be careful coming down from the...

Ohh.

That wasn't careful.

Okay, you're killing me.

This isn't working.

Really?

I wish we could just think of a way

to smoothly slide him outta there.

Oh, I want a smoothie.

No, I didn't mean.

Tell them to add some intelligence boost.

We found Yoko. Chick number five.

Okay, we've found Shelly,

Huevo, Omelet, Benedict, and Yoko.

Now we just gotta find Poachy.

How much time do we have left before bad things happen?

About nine minutes.

Oh, nine minutes.

Spencer, you doing okay?

No.

Well, just hang in there.

Sure.

Freddie, you keep searching down here.

Sam and I will keep looking upstairs.

Okay.

Come on, come on. Come on, come on.

Eight minutes.

What if we don't find the little guy?

Don't say that.

But we're almost outta time and...

We found five, we can find one more.

Poor little Poachy.

Ahhh.

No way. There he is.

Poachy. You crazy little chick.

Whew. We did it.

With seven minutes to spare.

Let's just get him outta there.

I can't get the window off.

The frame's screwed into the wall.

How are we gonna...

Freddie.

Freddie. Freddie, answer.

What's up?

We found the last chick but we need tools

to get through it.

Okay, there's tools in a box on my tech cart.

On my way up.

No no, don't take the elevator.

What? But why, why, why?

No, no, no.

No. Come on, don't.

Man, no.

Freddie, Freddie, come on.

No, no.

Freddie.

Move. What's the matter?

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

What's going on?

The last chick was behind that window.

Why'd you hit the stupid button?

I was just trying to...

It wasn't Freddie's fault.

Okay, okay.

Maybe if we look in the...

He was in the elevator shaft.

He could be anywhere in this whole building by now.

Anyway, it's too late.

We saved five of them.

We would've saved all six if I hadn't hit that button.

You didn't know.

It wasn't...

Spencer.

Uh-oh, he's freaking out.

Let's try to pull him outta there again.

One, two, three.

I'm coming out.

Come on, Spencer.

Spencer, are you...

You okay? You all right?

You coughed up Poachy.

Poachy.

You saved him.

Yeah, yeah.

I guess I did.

He crawled into my mouth.

It didn't even taste like chicken.

Hey Carly, watch what I can do.

And look-there's no string.

Mmm.