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(Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Atualize para Ilimitado para remover esta mensagem.) Look at how beautiful this is. Look at this.

Look at that. Wow.

I'd forgotten how beautiful it was, mate.

It's quite a big change gone on. Yes.

There's so much to show you, it's great.

Do you remember the jetty? When we...

When we done the jetty?

I don't know if anyone will ever see that jetty again.

You worked your bollocks off on that. It nearly killed you.

Yeah, it did, actually, yeah. It weren't far off.

There was a lot going on last year. Yeah, things have changed.

I'm in a better headspace now than I was.

Well, this year will be easy for you. Yeah, yeah.

Right, this is what I want to do. I want to put a beach here.

A what? Beach. A beach?

Yeah, you know, like you go down the beach,

so it's going to be a man-made beach.

Oh, right. Right?

We've been filming at Guy Ritchie's,

and he's got a similar thing.

But his is great, and that's where I got the idea from,

and they're all wild swimming in his lake. Yeah.

So I went, well, I've got exactly the same thing.

He said, well, you need a beach.

Wednesday, I can get 20 tonne of sand and go wallop.

Yeah. Quartz sand I'd use. Quartz.

Quartz sand. That's the proper stuff, is it?

Well, 20 tonne, we'll start with 20 tonne.

Yeah, and see where it goes, yeah.

Welcome back. Jump it!

I'm back. Woo-hoo!

And this year, I hit the big six-oh.

Happy ding-dongs.

But I'm not slowing down.

OK.

Because these arses won't kick themselves.

Do that, Charlie.

My gap might look like paradise,

but trust me, it's hard graft.

Call Wobbly. And my team...

Calling Wobbly.

..let's just say they're unpredictable.

Get off my land, you peasants.

Wobbly, my right-hand man...

..can turn his tools to anything.

New in... What I'm sharp.

..my old pal, Patty, is on the sparks.

Right, come on, then, Glenn. Head of groundwork...

There's going to be a mountain of work, isn't there?

..is Glenn.

And trying to avoid the madness...

You haven't seen me.

..my leading lady, Emma, aka Blondie.

Slow down a little bit, hon.

And always in tow is my other partner in crime, Pip.

It's not all about you, Pip.

This season, the chaos kicked off early.

I thought I'd got the nod to get rolling on the lake house.

But I bit yet another bump in the road.

So probably not as much done as you thought at the lake house.

You'll see we ain't started yet.

There's a good reason.

Neighbours.

I've got one person writing letters to the council.

So I can't do anything.

But the good news is there's a little project

just over that hill.

What do you mean by little project?

Well, I like to keep myself busy.

Show me that, if you don't mind. Yeah?

Get ready.

Something came up on top of the hill.

What do you mean, something come up?

That farm there in between.

The manor house.

You know how I'm that?

Have a look at that.

I've got 17 geysers here today.

There's about seven geysers on the roof.

So it's got the main manor house

and there's another big party barn.

I'm not putting drains in, I'm putting, like, rivers in.

I'm going to make this pond larger.

I brought that woodland as well.

But do you want to come up and meet the lads?

Oh, no, I don't. I've just sort of taken it in at the moment.

I can't believe you bought it.

Have you seen that show-and-tell, Yellowstone?

I have, actually, yeah.

Well, this is the new Yellowstone.

I really want to get in the manor house, get through it,

get it done and get down the lake house, rapido.

And these old buildings run away with the purse strings.

It's very expensive.

Materials are expensive and labour's very expensive.

So what the idea is, put 20 blokes up there every day

because I want to get it done quick.

I've got your turnaround car park here, look.

This is week three, look, and they've stripped this for me.

Yeah, now...

How are we getting on, boys?

You reckon you'll be done by the weekend?

Yeah.

They don't even come in weekends. Five days a week, this.

You're joking.

It's madness, you know, people running around like little ants

here, there and everywhere.

All you needed was someone playing music

and it would have looked just like a fairground.

Diggers swinging here, holding studs here.

There's another little staff bungalow, look.

Shit. Bed there, little living room here.

This is just the tip bit, so I'll go and show you the house now.

I suppose you knocked that about and all, didn't you?

I gutted it. Oh, what a surprise.

The manor house is manic right now.

That used to be a bedroom.

I've never swung so hard and fast in my life.

You are absolutely...

..taking a leak into the wind and it's coming at you.

Do you know what I mean?

But in our case, it's like you're pissing on the boxer's boots

and he's going, bang, bang, bang.

This will all be lovely and tiled.

And then there'll be a path down there to the helipad.

What?

There'll be a path down to the helipad.

I suppose you've got to have a helicopter, haven't you?

Have you got your own personal one?

I borrow one. Oh, do you?

I've got friends in high places.

Tip it. Yeah, go on, go on, go on.

This is the busiest I've ever seen him.

He ain't even got time to have a cup of tea, really.

And he hasn't.

He is all over the place and he's absolutely full-on.

So when you sit in here, there's the view with the lake there, look.

Wow.

That in LA, there it began.

Well, it's a million-dollar view, man.

That's a $10 million view, isn't it?

It's got to be one of the nicest views I think I've ever seen.

That'll be the Surrey Hills you can see in the distance there.

That's amazing.

Back in the manor house, so's up the whole valley.

Lying slap-bang between the farm and the lake house.

It connects the 2,000-acre plot all together.

You're building an empire, son. That's what you're doing, isn't you?

No, I'm building a small legacy, is what I'm doing.

Well, it's not that small, is it?

I know he's expecting the worst

and I'm going to show him the manor house

and he's going to absolutely crap his pants.

Because it's a big job.

But I've got all good news.

You don't have to get your tools out.

So I've got a plan.

Right, OK, yeah.

I think we should let the boys do the building work.

Go on. I think we've grafted enough

for the last two or three years and four years...

To be honest, I'm really quite glad

that I didn't know anything about that.

Me and you concentrate on the wildlife side of it.

Hey!

Let's have a break for lunch.

Whoa, I'm glad I'm out of it.

I'm so glad I'm nowhere near it, to be honest with you.

If he'd have sat me down and spoke about it,

I generally would have said,

no, sorry, mate, I can't help you.

Because it's just too much.

Right, boys.

How are we getting on?

Nice to meet you, boys.

I'm glad it's you and not me.

Nice to meet you. How are you doing?

And then I'm going to put a bar up there.

Do you know what? I'm glad you're really happy

because you know you're not doing it.

With Wobbs taking a back seat on the tools,

I've been scouting for new recruits to join my crazy gang.

Patty?

Hey, look, he's been to Turkey, look.

He's had his teeth done, has he?

Don't turn up because the cameras are here, you tosser.

We've got me old mate from school, Patty.

Well, he was the rival school, actually,

but played football against him.

The best number 12 that I have ever seen on a football field.

You never got that done in Watford, son.

We used to call him Splinters

because he was always sitting on the bench at Watford.

He'll be doing electrics.

What are we doing?

Hi, mate.

Wobbly's in shock.

Taking the grunt out of the ground works is newbie Glenn.

He's definitely got his work cut out.

There's so much to do here for everyone.

Wobbly does not need to worry

because there will be plenty for him to be marching on with.

I met him about four years ago

and I literally screwed a bed together and I'm still here now.

Can you just? Can you just?

Can you just? Do you like that?

Just job. Can you just do this?

Let's see if he's got any air left in a couple of years' time.

He's going already. I'll be at Turkey with you.

If there's ever an advert for a package on a litre of turkey,

this is it.

Coffee time, hun.

Yep, I'm on it.

It's all happening, I'm on it as well.

The more you do on the list, the bigger the list gets.

It's nuts. It's absolutely nuts.

Well, that's your favourite thing.

It's never getting the list complete.

Vinny's up and out about 5am and then he'll jump on a digger.

He's full pelt.

Got the old plate spinning, hun, ain't I?

As always, as always.

Vinny's got a lot going on behind the scenes.

He's had some family news that's rocked him quite a bit.

But he's doing what he does and he's keeping swinging.

The plate I've been spinning the longest is the lake house.

I'll let her have a little run, shall I?

Yep.

She loves it down there, hun.

Held back by me roosting bats and barn owls,

now it's a nosy neighbour who's complaining to the council

about me plans.

Bosh, there'll be a hedger.

Vinny is chomping at the bit to get started on the lake house.

What's delaying us?

What we did on the plans, we came round here

and we're just, with our hedge, touching the footpath.

If he hears the word no, he will rebel.

It, like, sets off some sort of trigger in him

and he goes into rebellion mode.

There's my footpath, OK?

So, Mr Commoner walks down there, down this footpath.

He sort of walks a bit like...

You heard about the bloke who bought a suit like that?

Didn't fit him.

So he had to walk like that for his suit to fit him.

Um...

On the drawings, the hedge...

..came here.

What did my local friend do up there?

Write a letter to the council saying that we're 12 inches

over the footpath line.

So we've had to spend another couple of grand redrawing it.

So what we need to do is create something

where we can generate some money off it when it's done

to kind of pay for itself.

Yeah, great idea.

Yeah, you could do that while swimming in there.

You could be out there on your mats doing your yoga.

So I do three events down there, it's fine.

All I want it to do is pay the bills.

If we don't make enough money to subsidise everything,

I'll subsidise it.

I want it to be so exclusive, it's ridiculous.

But I'm not getting into the weddings and all that bullshit,

you know?

I did something many years ago when Guy was with Madonna.

This guy come to me and he said,

my daughter's getting married, could you ask Madonna to...

..sing at her wedding?

Right? Yeah.

So I was uncomfortable.

But I said to Guy, I said, do you think you could ask her?

He's willing to pay three mil.

You know, for half hour, 45 minutes.

Anyway, Guy come back and he went, she doesn't do weddings.

A week later, I get a phone call, seven mil.

My daughter really wants her.

So I said to her, half an hour, seven mil.

She went, Vin, I don't do weddings.

That's exclusive. I do do weddings.

For seven mil, we'll do them every weekend.

The moral of the story here is,

don't earn peanuts when you can earn gold bars.

As Vinnie puts it, a lot of plates are spinning.

People have asked if they could stay there

and that would create some income to pay for the place

and at some point, something will become clear.

Good shot, hun.

But until then, just nod.

Adios, amigos.

On to the next.

Right now, I'm flat out 24-7, trying to keep the dream alive.

I love it when the boys are busy.

But once everybody's chipped off,

then nature comes alive.

Me and me old mate can remember what it's all about.

Oh, there's loads there, isn't there?

Wobbly loves his wildlife.

Sometimes, maybe over the last year or two,

we've been so bogged down that we've been bricking our way in

and we've not seen the outside light.

We met enjoying the countryside

and we've got to carry on the friendship,

enjoying the countryside.

I'm going to get this last bit of sun in the evening.

This is what I love.

If you just listen, check out this app.

See this app?

It's the app you've got a bird song on.

What I've got is an app on my phone

and it will tell you what birds are singing around you

at that moment in time.

Sound identification, that's it, that's what we want.

You're supposed to go like that.

Yeah. Oh, here you go.

That's a robin anyway, isn't it?

Oh, that's a...

63% here you go, flushes.

Robin, told you.

At the very least, I've brought you down here.

You were right on your last legs.

Last year, I think I pushed you too far.

I think you nearly broke.

I don't want it to come across that he broke me,

because that's doing him an injustice,

because it was never like that.

Looking back, I was very angry last year.

Obviously, I'd lost my dad.

I guess I was kind of angry with the world.

He asked me to do stuff and he put me under a bit of pressure.

But I know for a fact if I would have gone to him

and said to him, this is too much for me, mate,

he would have pulled the plug on it.

I don't want to disappoint him.

So I put myself under the pressure.

I don't want it to affect our friendship, really,

because I didn't realise,

but I think with grief comes anger sometimes.

It does. I didn't know that.

I didn't know that at the time.

And I think there was a bit of that going on,

and you know when you don't allow yourself,

you don't give yourself time.

I don't know. You don't absorb it all.

I mean, grief obviously affects everybody so differently,

doesn't it? I mean, you don't know this,

but I literally lost my mum last week.

I'm just dealing with that at the moment

and moving forward the funerals next week.

I feel it's important to tell Wobbly about my mum

because he does understand the grief process.

Sometimes you want your mates to know to go,

yeah, I got it. I got it.

And we'll process it together.

I just can't believe I'm never going to see her again.

I kind of can see now why he's gone from being very busy

to being stupidly busy to being almost ridiculously busy.

I kind of get it. It may be his coping mechanism.

You've got to allow the grief in

to be able to allow the grief out.

I think I'm controlling it.

I've had no... No, you're managing it.

I'm managing it.

I process it with swinging,

and the faster I'm running and turning,

the more energy I can create,

and I turn the bad energy into good energy,

and that's how I deal with it.

Come on.

Sorry. All right? Sorry, I beat you.

I didn't know.

Gorgeous, isn't it? The glisten on the water there.

Absolutely gorgeous.

It's so peaceful. It really is.

I don't know when it'll be, but I think it'll be lovely here.

It really will. Yes.

I think out of everything that he's achieved so far,

this is my favourite place.

I mean, you and I, me and him, we go back a long way,

and occasionally we do sit down and talk.

Yeah.

And he mentioned the other day that he's lost his mum.

Yeah.

And it's...

You know, it's a massive thing. It's massive.

It happened really quickly.

It's not something that anybody prepares us for, is it?

No. It's not discussed.

It's such a personal thing, dealing with grief.

Keeping busy is his way,

and sometimes you need to feel your feelings,

not crash and burn.

I think a lot of blokes do it.

You deal with these things in a way that you just keep busy.

Yeah. So what you're doing is you're delaying the inevitable.

You're delaying the crash, cos it's going to come.

You're going to feel that. You're going to get that.

When he is sad and when he is, you know, emotional,

when, you know, your head is going,

what do you lean to?

You lean to your strengths, don't you?

100%, yeah.

You can get everybody together and everybody going,

and it's something that not everyone has.

No, I agree. I agree.

It is kind of superhuman in that way.

Does it ever wear you out?

Sometimes, I think, is, do I have a stun gun?

Yeah.

Or for yourself or him.

I said that the other day.

Wouldn't it be lovely if he had one of them little sweaties

on his shoulder? Mm-hm.

And off.

And Vinnie time. And off.

You'd be lucky, Wobbs.

I'm always on.

And forking out with 20 lads a day on the manor

is making my eyes water.

Just going to go and get Glenn now.

All the painters are here.

We're on a tight schedule.

Hi, boys.

And I like to get my money's worth from my new signing.

Glenn, I need you to come down the lake, then.

Now? Yeah.

Doing this, are we? Yeah.

I need your dumper. Yeah.

And I need the digger.

Can I finish this or not?

No.

I've got a lad, Glenn, helping me.

He's given me three jobs and he's like,

you're not here to move the wheelbarrow like this.

HE WHEEZES

I want this.

HE WHEEZES

I've got 20 tonne of sand,

quart sand coming at two o'clock tomorrow.

So we're halfway. We've lost half a day now.

Where's the time? Let's go.

Glenn's panicking. He thinks it's a big job,

but he ain't been here long enough to stop panicking.

They all panic to start with,

cos I do pull them off here, there and everywhere, but...

I know how hard it is to earn money, even now.

I was on the building site.

We never earned what these lads are earning now.

It's frightening.

So you've got to keep them going.

Come on, lads, let's do all these jobs.

Little job, look.

Here he is, all right, sunshine.

We've checked all the bramble. Dave's been in there.

There's no nests or anything, right?

So from here... Up to that willow.

..leave a little bit of a ledge so the water don't come back.

See what I mean? Just like that.

Yeah. Just like that, Glenn. You're getting it now, Glenn.

I want them to be able to walk down,

go in the water like that and then just push on.

HE LAUGHS

Be a late one tonight, then.

Guy said his took a couple of hours.

Yeah.

This is what it's like working for Vinnie Jones.

One more over there.

The list started off this long and now it's ten times as long,

so it's growing by the day, but it's all good fun

and you've got to keep smiling.

You've got to get it done.

He wants his beach to be a notch or two above Guy's.

So we're chamfering it back from the water's edge.

We don't want, you know, massive, deep pockets of sand.

It's starting to look good already, isn't it?

Perfect.

Well done, boys. There we go.

Right, job complete.

Wasn't too bad, I'll give you that.

I told you, it was a couple of hours.

HE LAUGHS

It's hard for me to explain what Vinnie's like to work for.

He's lovely, but it comes at a cost.

He's very intense.

It could only be a matter of time before Glenn tells him to fuck off.

Let's put it up here, Glenn.

Right, can you get Dave on this, then, this afternoon?

That's how we roll, mate. That's how we roll.

But, yeah, that's perfect.

That's going to look an absolute treat there

and give a lot of people a lot of pleasure.

Wild swimming.

On a wild beach in Wild West Sussex.

So far, it's fair to say, Wobbs has done...

well, not a lot.

But I've got a special job up my sleeve for him.

He'll enjoy it.

He just don't know it yet.

I need to connect this pasture to that field over there somewhere.

Have it wide enough to get a Polaris through.

Right? Right.

I want to try and get a passage through the wood organically.

Without going through with the machinery.

Someone said to me, goats eat anything and plough through the lot.

So I said, OK, then, get me a passage right through the wood.

Look at this.

Happy days.

We call it, you know, the goat path,

because I need to get to that other field

without going along there quite, and trickle through here,

and then no-one sees you, and you trickle through,

and you go in, and you can get into that next field,

you know, down where the bees are.

And you reckon the goats will eat that through, yeah?

Look, what about here, Wobbs?

There he goes. This is it, Wobb.

I've been around Mr Jones now for some time,

and he's just hit me with the most way-out thing

that I've ever heard in my life, where he's got it from.

Has Guy Ritchie got any goats?

It will work. It will work.

Do I think it'll work? Absolutely not.

It's all very well, Mr Binney.

I want you to chew from this bit to that bit,

but he's going to end up over there, isn't he?

So we've got to... Somehow, we've got to fence him, haven't we?

And then keep moving him, Wobb.

Yeah. One...

The trouble is with Binney, you cannot change his mind.

How can I say this to be kind to him?

You have to do it to prove him wrong.

All this bramble, look, how long would you leave him here?

A week, three or four days?

All right, listen, mate...

Who knows? He's got it two ways.

We can do it and have a bit of a laugh and fun...

..or he's going to have a strimmer strapped around him

and away you go and sweat your nuts off, Wobbs.

You've got to keep him fenced in.

Yeah, but what I thought, you tether the goat

and it eats everything like that and then you move it on.

I...

Yeah, I find it a bit bizarre, but that's Binney all over.

My goat experience is limited, mate, it really is.

That's a non-starter there.

It wasn't my idea to use goats to fucking create a road, was it?

What's going on?

I've just been given me first job of the summer.

We've now got to sort out about keeping goats.

Well, Wobbly's quite negative towards the goats right now,

but then with Wobbly, you have to unwrap everything

a little bit slowly, you know what I mean?

And just show him gently and all of a sudden he'll go,

I don't want nothing to do with it.

Ooh, they're nice, aren't they?

I'm going to leave this to you two.

Right, see you later.

Sorry, I'm confused here, why?

And they told him you can use goats to clear brash, yeah,

as in clear a bit of ground.

Yeah.

For a road, he's making a pathway.

The concept of keeping goats eating in a fucking straight line

from point A to point B, well, it ain't going to work like that.

In tough times, my connection with nature

has always helped me sort my head out.

And since losing me mum, it's more important than ever.

There's a coot's nest over there in them reeds.

They like building their nest in the reeds that stand up

and they'll put their nest in there and the moor ends.

You can see it there, look, the coot's come out,

see what's going on on that far side, see it on the water?

So that's a chick, there's a baby coot behind it by the edge,

see it?

So she's got one left, look.

You kites and buzzards have learned to skim along,

come down, skim along just above these lakes

and pick off the chicks.

It's a shame, it's such a shame.

I think there's always comparisons in life and nature,

for me, always has been.

And, yeah, I think when you see, you know,

a mother protecting the chicks or its offsprings,

it's their natural instinct.

What she's doing now, look, the chick's over on the right,

she knows there's danger here and she will lead us off that way

and try and get that bloody chick to get in them reeds.

That's what she's doing.

Well, whenever you see animals protecting their young,

it's just a constant reminder.

I think my whole brain and body is still working out

that me mum's gone.

Cup it!

On my West Sussex farm, it's well known

that I'm only ever still when I'm sleeping.

But today, I'll make an exception whilst I wait for the geyser

delivering the sand for me beach.

What do you reckon?

You slept in it yet?

No, she wants to, though, Blondie.

I've just got to give her one camping night

and she'll be over it.

Guy Ritchie's got the nice little jetty and the tent

and all the rest of it on it, which is all lovely.

He's got this lovely white sand.

So I found out what it was.

It's like crushed shells or something like that.

Right, here's Glenn with the rakes.

How are you? Got the tools?

We're being dragged off again, aren't we?

Being dragged off again, yeah, indeed.

Welcome to Vinny's world.

There seems to be a little bit of a pattern developing,

that whenever he spends time with Guy Ritchie,

he seems to come back with his little ideas.

Like, the first one was a helipad.

Guy's got a helipad.

Vinny needs a helipad.

But he's got two now.

Then there's the beach. Guy's got a beach.

Vinny's having a beach.

So let's see what's next. Who knows?

Oh, there you wait.

Da-da, da-da, da-da.

I wonder if you take the digger up to that corner

and clear a little bit of gear.

Yeah, must be something you can do while you're standing around.

Exactly. Let's go over there for ten minutes.

Come on.

You stay there. I'll stay here.

Come on, we've already started.

Come on, Glenn, let's take him there.

There you are.

That is a prime example of what he's like.

What did we have there? Five minutes of doing nothing?

It's a disease, isn't it? It's got to be.

It's got to be a disease, hasn't it?

He's got to be...

There must be some sort of diagnosis

that a doctor can give him.

You know, that he just can't sit still.

Um, is it here? Here we go.

Here comes the sand.

It's a bit orangey, isn't it?

Baincourt.