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Dude, we look so good in these new jackets.

You look like a freaking jock, dude.

I like where we look better.

We look like posers. We're not even on the football team.

But, bro, we're going to be walking around in these and the girls are going

be like, whoa, sweet jacket.

Like, why you got to be so negative all the time, bro? Like, don't you want to

get some pussy?

Yeah, whatever.

Anyway, guess what?

I saw my step sister's pussy today.

What? I couldn't believe it. It was like my first time seeing one.

It was like pink and like perfect.

What would you? I've never seen one before.

Nah, that's nuts.

And yeah, I think she was like masturbating.

Mina!

What?

Don't you know how to knock?

I did knock.

What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?

Mom said that she's sorry.

She's not going to be able to make it home from her work trip.

You can't use the car for the convention.

What the heck?

What am I supposed to do now? I already got my costumes and my tickets and

everything. I don't know what to tell you sis, but I guess you're fucked.

What are you looking at? Are you looking at my pussy, you fucking perv?

No, I'm not.

Get out!

I'm sorry.

Harley, I need you to come over. I have to tell you something.

It's an emergency.

Okay.

But it's not the first time, bro. The other day...

I passed by the bathroom and I like, I heard her masturbating.

What? Mina?

Your sister Mina?

It's crazy because I think she was promoting my name as she was coming.

Whoa!

That's something.

Your sister Mina.

There's no way too goody -goody for that.

Well, but you guys look like a bunch of fucking dorks. Hey, sis. What are you

doing here?

None of your business.

Hi, Harley.

Oh, hey, Diego. I gotta go talk to your sister. It's an emergency.

Bro, your sister's so hot. I think she likes you.

There's no way, bro.

Like, she might act all hot and be all sexy, but she's still a virgin.

Trust me.

How do you know, bro?

Last year, we were sleeping in the same bed at Disney World, and she was, like,

I don't know, accidentally rubbing her ass against my cock, and, like, it was

getting so crazy. So I thought it was so wet, and I think I started trying to

figure her.

What? You never told me this?

Look, get this, bro.

I'm like rubbing it on against her and she's so fucking wet.

So I decided to pull my cock out and try and smash.

But she just freaked

out and got up and went to the bathroom.

Dude, she was in there for a whole hour.

So I just ended up passing out and then...

The next morning, she acted like nothing happened.

Don't say anything about this, bro. Like, I don't want people thinking I'm a

weirdo trying to smash my sister.

Don't worry, bro. I won't say nothing.

Alright.

Wait, doesn't your brother have a life?

Yeah.

What if we got him to borrow your mom's car and take us?

No, he would never do that. He's way too chicken shit.

And besides, he's out there hanging out with your brother.

and I doubt that they would want to go to Comic Con.

All they care about is just picking up chicks or whatever.

Well, we're girls, and we're, like, hot.

What if we got dressed in our costumes and went out there and convinced them to

take us?

And I mean, like, really convinced them.

I mean, I know my brother wants to smash you, and I mean the way your brother

looks at me.

It shouldn't be too hard.

Come on, start with my brother and follow my lead.

Do you think he'll go for it?

Totally.

Just trust me.

Let's go cosplay.

So, what do you guys think? Do you like our costumes?

Whoa, what are you guys supposed to be?

Eva girls, duh. Can you tell?

You look amazing, Marlon.

Mina looks fine in her Eva girls costume, huh? Otherwise.

She looks okay, I guess.

So, I heard you got your driver's license recently. Is that true, Diego?

Uh, yeah, that's right.

That's pretty cool, right, Nina?

Yeah.

Um, Diego, we actually wanted to ask you for a favor.

Uh, what is it?

Um, could you, I mean...

Would you drive us to Comic -Con? What she means to say is, would you guys like

to come with us to Comic -Con?

Comic -Con? That's for dorks. Do we look like dorks? I mean, do hot girls in

tight, sexy costumes seem dorky to you?

Um, I have a license, but I don't have a car, so...

I mean, we could take Mom's car while she's gone. I don't think she'll notice.

Uh... But you don't know Aunt Britta, right?

Uh... I don't know.

Uh,

Harley, can we talk to your sister?

Yeah.

You finally get laid, bro.

Isn't this kind of weird with all of us here?

Nah, dude.

Don't fuck this up. Just don't say anything.

Like, what if we actually convince them that if we take them to Comic Con,

they'll finally give out?

Don't you think it's kind of fucked up? Like, they're our sisters.

Nah, just be cool about it and don't say anything, bro. Like, we'll be fine.

Fine. Yeah.

How far is it going to go? As far as we need it to. How badly do you want to go

to Comic Con?

I do, but it's just getting really intense.

What would it really be for girls if they were doing whatever it took to

the mission?

To get into character and present your cosplay?

I'm just worried that I won't be able to stop myself. I mean, is this really how

we want to be losing our virginity?

Well, I'm not technically a virgin anyway.

What does that mean?

I've done, like, everything.

Pretty much everything.

Just trust me. Just do what I do.

Okay?

Okay, guys.

We decided that we're going to take you to Comic -Con under one condition.

What? Let us hear it.

You can't let us smash.

What? No, that's blackmail.

That's so fucked up.

Get what we wanted.

Don't make it weird.

Okay, fine.

But you guys have to swear to God you'll never tell anyone about this ever.

Yeah, deal.

Oh, God.

God. God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What? What?

What?

Huh?

Oh, my...

What is this?

Oh, my God.

Bro, your sister's mouth is crazy.

Oh, bro, I can't believe this is happening. I've been wanting this.

Your sister knows how to suck dick, bro.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I could talk for so long.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Oh my God.

You ready for me to come?

I can't believe that happened.