All language subtitles for Una Vacanza Allinferno - Steve Holmes, Roberta Gemma, Mira Sunset, Alice Romain, Nataly Von, Natasha Brill.

It's been a long time since I promised
you that I would take her to Budapest

her birthday.

I can't even think about going back to
the last moment, sorry.

I already bought the tickets, booked the
hotel, told my parents to come at night

to keep Paolino.

I knew everything last week, now I don't
understand this stubborn attitude

towards me.

I simply can't stand the idea of going
out with her for the weekend.

Oh Martina, you know that I don't feel
anything for Tiziana anymore and that if

I'm still with her it's only for my son.

Go away.

Paolino, I'm sorry.

The truth is that I still love your
mother and that's why I'm not leaving

You know what the problem is, sorry if I
tell you.

It's that Tettuzza is Romanian and even
if you've lived in Italy for two years

you still don't understand how things
work in our country.

Here in Italy, in all the cases of
separation, the children are always

to the mothers.

And Paolino is still too small to grow
without my presence.

You are very good at talking, in the end
you are always right.

Come on Martina, try to be a little
understanding.

After all, what changes sleeping in a
hotel room rather than in the bedroom of

the house?

You know that with my wife I no longer
have any sexual relationship.

The text with Tiziano is over since our
son was born, because he has stopped

being a woman to become a mother.

Zala was a little saint who was
scandalizing herself in front of

Now, imagine, I can only talk about
biberon, pappine, minestrine, pannolini,

neglecting the fact that an exigent man
like me needs a thousand attentions to

be able to be faithful.

For me, thinking of knowing you well,
there was no need to talk about it.

Martina. I fell in love with you because
you are an intelligent, unbiased,

transgressive woman. You know how to
keep the monotony away from the

relationship.

With you, Lena is a continuous discovery
and you make me feel unique emotions.

When you talk like this, why are you
asking me something?

The only thing I ask you is to wear the
lingerie and the necklace I gave you the

other day.

I'll explain the rest later.

All right?

See you at 9 at the usual place.

I also have a little surprise that will
make you very happy.

Now you have to tell me, because you
know I'm curious.

Yes, yes, I know, but you'll find out
later, okay?

Okay. Come on, now I can't, I have too
much to do.

Okay. See you later, okay?

Okay.

A kiss.

Bye. Bye.

Oh, I was already about to call the
firemen.

But how long does it take to answer the
phone?

Listen, Lorena, don't break it. It's all
day long, the fight between Paolino who

cries and Vanni who pulls.

I managed to make her fall asleep ten
minutes ago and now the sound of the

has woken her up. What do you want?

You could also be a little more
stubborn, eh?

I just wanted to tell you that tonight
I'll be late because I'm going to dinner

with the agents at the Pergola.

Tomorrow morning we leave early and I
want everything to be fine at my return

and not to have a lot of assholes, got
it?

All day at your disposal and you're
always on stage.

Listen, you could also remember that
there's a family at home.

You know what mom does?

She gives you milk that you like so
much.

Hi honey!

Hi honey, you're beautiful!

Thank you! My present?

Oh, you're welcome!

Here's the fourth present.

Ok.

Buonasera, ristorante La Pergola?

Salve, sono Tiziana Gregori. Volevo
sapere se mio marito è lì.

Non c 'è. Ok, la ringrazio. Molto
gentile. Arrivederci. Arrivederci.

Pofio della mignotta.

Okay. Okay.

Happy birthday.

The years go by, but you're always more
beautiful.

Listen, Lorenzo, don't take me around,
or I'll wake up in the pub. I called the

police, they told me you weren't there.

You called the police?

But in fact, because then at the last
moment I changed my mind, I took the

to eat some fish, you know?

Ah, yes, and how many were you?

Seven, why?

Do me the bill.

But, Tiziana, you know very well that in
the restaurants of Olpe you pay in

black. What do you want me to show you?

Come on.

Listen, Lorenzo, I'm tired of these
lies, you know?

Tired.

Okay, look, it's better that I go and
take a shower.

Tomorrow morning we leave early and I
don't think it's a coincidence to ruin

everything for a bisquerata, okay?

Come on.

Sierra, that stupid Di Lorenzo thinks
that I'm always at his disposal.

You still haven't managed to get rid of
him?

I've been trying for a year, but he
doesn't want to leave his wife.

Okay, the money is right.

Please, don't act like a bad person with
my client.

Okay.

Follow me

for doing.

Oh.

Ugh.

Please, madam.

Oh, my God.

I don't want to know how to walk for at
least a week.

I'm destroyed.

What do you say?

But you did well to choose Buddha for
our trip, didn't you?

I didn't expect it to be so beautiful.

Yes, it's true.

anche se ho visto che hai apprezzato
molto le ragazze ungheresi. Per strada

cinque minuti ti giravi, sembravi l
'esorcista.

Tiziana, ma è mai possibile che tu non
riesci mai a rinunciare alle tue

frecciatine? O stai diventando una vera
ossessione con la tua gelosia?

Per fortuna che tu hai sposato una
persona fedele come me, altrimenti, come

voi a Roma, esseresti diciamo sbroccata.

Senti, non farmi l 'angioletto, per
favore, perché tanto io lo so che mi

nascondi qualcosa.

E ricordati che se io me ne accorgo, fai
le valigie e te ne vai.

Va bene, meglio cambiare discorso.

Senti, cosa ne pensi di una bella
scenettina in un ristorante

Sono curioso di provare la cucina
ungherese.

Cucina ungherese?

Abbiamo qua oltre a goulash cosa
mangiano?

A parte si dice goulash.

And then I don't know typical dishes.

But I'm sure that anything will be
better than your pasta and tomato.

Ah, what a moron you are.

Listen, call your parents.

Let me hear how Paolino is doing.

All right.

Hi.

Hi, Dad.

How are you?

Listen, I wanted to know about Paolino.

He's fine, he sleeps like an angel.

Did you have a good trip?

Ah, great!

We did a tour of the city and we just
got into a hotel.

Now we'll rest a little bit and then
tonight we'll have dinner in a typical

place. Could you pass me Elena, please?

She went to do the shopping.

I'll call you when she comes back.

No, don't worry, the calls abroad cost
too much. Just remember to make Paolino

eat on time and not to heat the potato
too much.

Don't worry, you know that my mother
doesn't like these things.

Do you want me to pick you up at the
airport tomorrow evening?

No, no, don't worry, we'll take a taxi
and we'll get home straight away.

All right, then see you tomorrow.

Ah, be careful, be careful with Buddha
because he's full of zingers.

Yes, don't worry.

A big kiss.

Say goodbye to me, Paulino. Bye.

Bye, bye.

Oh, this bridge is really nice.

And here, the scene, I must say, was not
bad at all.

And even the Eucharistic wine made its
beauty more beautiful.

This is the second bottle of Cici Scola.

Stop, Lorenzo, please.

I'm already pissed off.

What's wrong, Tiziana? Are you nervous?

It's fine that I refer to you.

I don't know what you're referring to. I
don't understand you anymore. Until

recently, everything was perfect.

And now, all of a sudden, you're all in
a daze for no reason.

When you get in, all you do is look at
those two whores here behind us, please.

Ah, I understand.

And we'll see each other with jealousy.

I know, I've already explained it to you
many times. I don't look at anyone.

You know that my eyes are only for you.

Lorenzo, stop it, please.

You know what I'll do? I'm going to have
a nice walk.

I'll see you at the hotel.

Shut up, for God's sake. Come in.

Let's not make a fuss.

But think about it

One whiskey, please.

Do you speak English?

No.

Spain? Italian?

I'm Italian, from Rome.

Ah, Rome is beautiful.

I only know a little bit of Italy.

Perlusconi, Bunga Bunga, Mafia,
Spaghetti.

Yes, but Italy is not just that. Please,
another whisky.

Make a whisky for me.

Thank you.

... ... ... ...

... ...

I don't remember, I don't remember.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Let's drink and we'll have a glass.

Yes, but I should be nice.

I should be accompanied to the hotel.

My husband is going to kill me tonight

Wait,

I asked for the bill, not the box.

Ah,

did you see that the Sungherese invented
himself? The bill entered the box.

Thank you very much.

I'm so angry!

I'm going to the bathroom, please!

I don't like this thing.

I don't want it, it disgusts me!

Esther. I'm going to say it in Filipino.

Oh. Oh.

This is crazy.

Oh, man.

Ah.

I love you.

Thank you.

um um

I don't know.

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hi dad, are you sleeping?

No, I was watching TV.

Why are you calling me at this hour? Did
something happen?

Is your mom with you?

No, she's in the bedroom with Paolino. I
think she's sleeping.

What happened?

Nothing, she had a fight with Tiziana.

But don't say anything to your mom,
otherwise she'll be worried.

Last night she left me at the restaurant
like a bickering and went out saying

she was going to take four steps.

Now she's gone to the hotel and she's
not there. What do you think I should

Cazzo Lorenzo, ma è possibile che tu e
tua moglie non possiate stare un momento

tranquilli? Hai provato a chiamarla sul
cellulare?

Ma certo babbo che ho provato a
chiamarla sul cellulare, solamente che

visto che ero io l 'ha spento.

Il problema è che lei non conosce una
parola di inglese, che stasera si è

parecchio, non vorrei che fosse perduta,
capito?

Ma non so che dirti, conoscendo Tiziana
sicuramente fa questo per farti

nervosire. Comunque aspetta un pochino,
se non doveste rientrare...

Then call me back and we'll see what to
do.

All right.

I'll call you later, then.

Berti will help your father.

They won't have a father any more than
once.

And he tells me to call her back, he
tells me.

Grullo.

Yeah.

um um

Thank you.

Tiziana, are you here?

When did you get here, honey?

I didn't hear you come in.

What's the matter, honey?

Don't you feel well?

Tiziana, answer me. Tell me something.

Do you want me to call a doctor?

Please, tell me you love me.

Please, tell me.

You've saved my life, honey.

Beautiful.

Already at the restaurant, half a bottle
of wine has been drained.

Then she told me that as soon as she
left, she entered a bar and stepped on

three wicks.

She was not used to drinking, and in
fact she stayed there to wander for

couple of hours, waiting for a little
bit to recover.

Fortunately, a customer of the bar
offered to accompany her to the hotel.

But you should have seen what state she
was in.

Did I always tell you that your wife is
a dangerous woman?

Out of jealousy, she would even be able
to kill you.

Now how is she?

Not well.

It's as if she had fallen into a state
of deep depression.

Evidently, this experience has
traumatized her a lot.

Today she went to the psychologist to be
visited, hopefully well.

The problem now is Paulino, because as
long as Titana is in this state, he is

absolutely not able to take care of you.

And until Titana is recovered, he will
need absolute rest.

All this, unfortunately, also limits my
free time, but I assure you that I would

love to see you, my love.

You can always take a baby, Titana,
until she recovers.

Indeed. You know, Martina, you gave me
an excellent idea.

I know a friend who is kind and could
help me find the right person.

Hi honey, what did the psychologist say
to you?

He gave me a serene therapy and two
months of rest.

He told me that his mother is not well,
so he wants to help me today for sure.

I could imagine.

Listen honey, I called a friend of a
babysitter's agent and I asked him if he

had a reliable person to take care of
for a few months.

You know, I think that right now you
absolutely need someone to help you with

Paolino.

He told me that tomorrow morning a
person with excellent credentials would

sent me to the office. What do you
think?

What can I say, Lorenzo? You know that I
don't want to stay at home.

But given the situation, I think this is
the only alternative.

OK, salty?

What the fuck? Where does this answer
come from?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ugh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Where are you from? Romania.

They told me it's beautiful, but I've
never been there.

Yes?

The plan was perfect.

With the lover at home, I could have
made my porches comfortable without

Tiziana suspect for the unjustified
skates.

But things didn't go exactly like that.

After a while, and just by chance,

Riuscì a scoprire la vera identità di
Martina ascoltando una telefonata con un

suo cliente.

Incredibile, ragazzi.

Da più di un anno gestiva un traffico di
prostituzione a mia completa insaputa.

Insomma, me l 'ho fatto abbindolare come
un ragazzino da una squallida affarista

interessata solo a miei soldi.

Fu invaso da un profondo sconforto.

Ma il vero colpo di grazia me lo diede
Tiziana quando mi raccontò la verità su

quanto era accaduto a Budapest.

Fu lo psicologo da que era in cura a
consigliarla di dirmi tutto.

Ed anche se all 'inizio è stata dura,
oggi non posso che ringraziarlo.

Eh sì, perché forse non ci crederete, ma
da quel momento il rapporto con mia

moglie è completamente cambiato.

In meglio intendo dire.

Il solo pensiero che fosse stata
posseduta da un altro uomo ha

il desiderio che si era assopito e
riacceso la scintilla della passione.

Adesso i ruoli sono tornati ad essere
quelli giusti. La moglie nel letto e la

babysitter ad accudire il bambino.

Pensavamo di essere spofondati in un
inferno, ma per fortuna oggi mia moglie

io siamo una coppia felice e questa
esperienza ha segnato a entrambi che il

inferno