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How can I help you today?

Well, I came in for a coffee, but I'm thinking I want to taste you, sweetie.

Um, I'm not on the menu, but what can I get you?

I'll just take a coffee.

Coming right up.

Is this me?

Oh, yeah. It's not, like, done yet.

Ugh.

It's a good thing you're hot, because they did not hire you for your coffee

-making skills, babe.

Lighten up. It's just a joke. I just want to see you smile.

Almost as much as I want to see you out of that apron and see that ass of yours.

You asshole.

Get out of the restaurant.

Fuck you. I don't want your shitty coffee anyway, bitch.

Excuse me, miss.

Um, I saw what just happened, and I just wanted to apologize. That's my twin

brother, Ryder, and he's just a handful sometimes.

Your twin brother?

Yeah, um, we were actually coming here to get lunch, and he's kind of an

asshole, and so if you slapped him across the face, I'm sure he deserves

Um, okay, so what can I do for you?

Oh, nothing. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

Yeah, I'm fine. You know, I deal with assholes like that all the time, so...

sorry to hear that. Nice girl, like you shouldn't have to deal with assholes

like that.

You know, you coming in here to check on me is really sweet of you.

Oh, it's my pleasure.

And if there's anything I can do to make it up to you, please just let me know.

Um, yeah, I think there might be something you can do.

You name it.

You want to take me out for a bite to eat tomorrow?

Seriously? I wasn't expecting that, but I would love to.

As long as your twin brother isn't there.

Oh, I can make sure of that.

Okay, good.

Awesome. See you then. See you then.

terrible first impressions, but you definitely made up for it.

Thanks, but that doesn't set the bar very high.

Take today, for example.

Couldn't even get through coffee without him ruining everything.

Just sucks, because it wasn't always like that.

We used to be that, like, stereotypical, obnoxious twin couple that would match

our clothes and pull pranks on kids.

We were so close. We spent all our time together.

I don't know what happened in high school. He just changed, you know?

He stopped hanging around. He kind of got his own group of friends, and I

see him anymore.

I'm so sorry about that.

It's terrible.

Enough about me. Let's talk about you.

Well, I think you've been talking about me enough.

I think we should do something else. Okay.

Really? Yeah.

Does that feel good?

Feels so good.

Is this okay?

Black Penny?

oh my god that feels so good

Tastes so good.

You're gonna take those off for me?

Of course.

I'm watching you spit on it.

You think it's my turn?

I like pleasuring you.

I also like receiving pleasure.

Oh, is it okay if I fuck your face a little bit?

Oh, you like that, don't you?

I think I do.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, yeah, one more.

Oh,

good

girl.

Do you like when I shove it right deep down your throat?

Yeah, it's okay.

Oh yeah, right there.

Was that okay?

Such a dirty little slut.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Come on, sit down.

There you go.

Good girl.

Oh, fuck yeah, right there. Good

girl.

A little more, a little more.

You're such a good little slut.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh yeah, suck that dick, little bitch.

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah, that feels so good.

Fuck, you love that cock in your mouth, don't you, you little slut?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, your hand feels so fucking good on the tip like that.

Oh, my God.

Put it back, put it back, put it back. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah,

good girl.

Yeah.

Oh, I want to fuck you so bad.

Do you want to have sex?

Yeah.

I think so.

You already want it.

Right.

Are you ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Oh,

you

feel so good.

It feels so good.

I fucking feel so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, I'm just fucking using this little body.

You like that right there?

You fucking love it.

I'll get this one.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Get on top of me.

Fuck me right now.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh fuck yeah.

Oh yeah.

That's fucking weird.

You want that?

Yeah.

You're

such

a pretty little asshole.

Is that deep, your sweat?

Oh my god. Yeah, you can take it.

Oh my god.

That's how we love it.

Stop staring at that creepy little fucking mask.

I feel so good right now.

You're such a good little slut, huh?

I'm trying.

You like

that?

It's kind of good.

Yeah? Yeah.

I bet you love it in your ass.

I've actually never done that before.

Really?

No. You're the perfect little asshole for it.

You should let me fuck that hole.

Oh, I don't know.

I think you'd love it. Your ass is just asking for it.

Yeah.

I guess so.

Yeah? I think I'm going to try.

Oh, how's that?

Oh, I see it slides right in.

Oh, good girl. I knew you were a slut.

Yeah, you love that, don't you?

I see you rubbing that clit.

It feels pretty good.

Almost up.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, fuck,

that feels so fucking good. Your ass just opened right up for me.

Yeah, you like that?

Yeah. You're having your whole stuff.

Is your little pussy getting jealous yet?

Yeah. Yeah?

Should I put it back in your pussy?

Such a dirty girl.

Let's go back and forth.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

What do you say, little sled?

Thank you. Yeah, thank you for fucking the gas feeders.

I'm so good. Oh my God.

Yeah, I'm on the fucking cliff here, little slut.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You're gonna fucking quit like that?

Yeah?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

See that right there.

Oh my god.

That felt so fucking good. Oh my god.

to the headphones yeah good girl right there oh yeah

oh my god who's a good little slut

You better ask for permission to fucking cum.

Yes, little fucking slut.

Yeah, I think it does.

Yeah,

you

want to touch yourself today?

I want you to taste that pussy and that fucking ass off my car.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Let me fuck out these ears.

Oh, yeah.

I feel so fucking good.

Oh, put those balls in your mouth. Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah, grab that cock.

Oh, yeah. Put it back in your mouth.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Are you ready for some fucking cum?

Oh, yes, please. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah. Are you ready?

Oh, my fucking cum in the face.

Yeah, yeah, oh, oh, yeah, take it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, there's more. Take that fucking load.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you feel so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

I knew you were a dirty slut.

It really was, but I have an early shift tomorrow.

I think I might have to get going.

Really? Yeah.

Fine.

I'll call you, though.

What's that? Isn't that your brother's bag?

Oh, shit. I forgot I left that there.

I guess I have to come clean.

So, I don't really have a twin brother.

Okay.

Ryder's just a character I made up.

Because, I know you wouldn't believe me, but I'm actually a really nice guy.

But girls like you don't give nice guys like me the time of day.

So I made up Ryder, my twin brother, to be an asshole to girls like you, so that

I, Chris, can come in and save the day as the knight in shining armor.

Are you - Are you fucking kidding me? You can't treat women like that.

It worked on you, and you fucking loved it, so... I loved it too.

You know what?

Fuck this.