Original subtitles

Seiji...

So you're the Descartes gang boss?

And you're the mad dog, Mad Dog Sawamura...

I hear you took really good care of my junior over there...

I'm going to pay you back in full...

With my...

...demon right hand!

Sawamura! Die!

Awesome! That's my Sawamura!

I'm totally grateful!

If you call me to bail you out, do it when there's tougher opponents.

I don't like pushin' around weaklings.

Thank you very much!

Excuse me!

I-I'd like you to go out with me!

Please!

I-I'm sorry...

Th-there's someone I already like...

There's someone I already like... already like...already like...

Dammit!

Strike? You're out!

The Marine Stars lose again. 21 losses in a row, what a slump!

Shaddup! I'm only up to 20!

This time next week, it's "Ultra-Marin."

I'm Seiji Sawamura. For 17 years and 2 months I've had no girlfriend...

Girls have turned me down 20 times straight and counting...

Gimme another big helping of napoli!

Damn you all! Stop flirting in front a' me or else!

Geez, every place you go...

Aha? Big bro!

Didn't I tell you not to call me that?

Did you find a girl?

Buzz off. Shoo, shoo!

How about I be your girlfriend?

Yeah right, no thanks!

Bye-bye!

Pathetic...just pathetic...

All I want is to have a normal girlfriend, and a bright and happy school life...

So what if I'm good at fighting...

All the guys around are scared of me, so now the girls are too...

Three years of high school are going to end with no girlfriend but my right hand...

I can't handle such a dismal youth!

P-please go out with me!

I'm sorry...

Eh?

There's someone I already like...

Let's just be friends...

I'm sorry.

I'd take anyone at this point. Just be my girlfriend already!

Really?

Heh?

Wh-who said that...

Was it you?

Meoww.

I must be pretty sick if I'm hearing things...

A-a girl's voice again!

Ah? That time it was even clearer!

I'm dizzy...

Makie, my medicine!

Calm down! Just calm down, Seiji Sawamura!

Eek!

Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!

What's going on here?

Wha...what in the hell?

Midori Days

The beat of my heart.

A wish that fills even a sigh.

A feeling of warmth just from gazing at you.

Looking for mistakes in a cowardly love.

That awkward kindness of yours.

The flitting droplets I want to keep for myself.

Believing only in these overflowing feelings like it's all rushing past.

Someday I want to be special to you. Catch me with all your heart.

My heart dances in different colors as its melody resounds the way to you.

Hold tight to these beloved days...

Days 1 Right Hand Girlfriend

Wh-what're you?

Why's a girl in my sleeve...

Wahbh...it's Seiji!

It's not a dream? It's Seiji!

It's Seiji!

I shaid shtop! It's Seiji!

Oh?

No! No, no, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

P-please don't look!

Hm? Wha? Why am I on your arm?

That's what I wanna know? Why're there tits on my right hand...No!

Why's there a girl?

I-I have no idea either...

Moreover, how do you know who I am?

Well...

I've had a crush on you for a long time, Seiji!

A c...crush?

I've loved you ever since I first saw you 3 years ago...

I've always thought...wouldn't it be nice if I could be with Seiji...

A...a love confession...

I've been confessed to... for the first time in my life.

No, I'm not happy...

Bein' confessed to by my right hand doesn't make me happy one bit!

Uh, listen...

Y-yes?

Eh?

I don't know about this crush of yours, but lemme tell you, this is a problem!

How'm I supposed to live with an arm like this?

l...I don't know how to answer...

All I know is I woke up as your right hand...

I don't understand why...

Actually I'm so scared I want to cry...

But...

Maybe I am a bit happy I can be near you, who I love so much.

You know? Hehe!

No, not "hehe". I'm not happy at all!

Around town I'm feared as "Mad Dog Sawamura".

If I were to say...

"You're goin' down!"

"Way down!"

...it'd be utterly screwed up and uncool!

I'll do my best to help you make it cool!

No, that's not what I meant...

Crap. Now what do I do?

And wait, what about her real body?

Here we go...

Huh?

It's best to keep your magazines all in one place.

Newspapers and magazines have separate trash pickups, after all.

What are you doing, anyway?

Well, they're a little scattered about so I thought I'd clean up.

Whew...

This might not really be so bad...

Huh?

Doh! N-not Milk...!

They're under the bed too!

Stop? Enough already!

Leave 'em alone!

Let's throw them out right now!

It's not up to you!

Forget about that, where's your house?

My house?

Yeah.

If we go there, we might figure out something about why this happened.

But...

Don't you wanna get back to normal?

You don't like it like this?

Of course I don't!

Sawamura? Thanks for yesterday!

Huh?

Where's Sawamura?

He's absent.

Absent?

He's probably busy fighting.

Thanks to that delinquent being gone, today's nice and quiet.

What'd you say?

What's it to you?

Look, Sawamura's a...

Hey, class chairman!

Come and get the handouts from the faculty office!

Yes sir!

Feh? Smart-aleck broad.

My little Marin.

Midori! Midori!

Midori Days

Kasugano

Th-this is your house...

Yes...

F...

F...

Far out!

F-for real?

Your family must be ultra high class...

Um, let's just head back... I don't really mind it this way...

I sure as hell do!

Yes?

Uh, um, I'm a friend of the young lady's.

She is out of the house on urgent business...

Eh, out of the house?

I do not think it likely she will be home today...

Where exactly did she go?

Please leave now.

Uh...wait! Please leave now.

Uh...wait!

Did Sawamura catch a cold or something?

Guess I'll go check on him.

Um, excuse us!

Are you Miyahara?

Wh-what can I do for you, Kamonegi High School girls?

Well, we're fans of Sawamura.

Eh? Sawamura's fans?

What gives?

You're right here, but another you's gone out for the day?

Hahh! This bites. It really does...

I'm happy right now, though...

Huh?

I mean, I get to be with the one I love so much!

Keh!

I always used to watch you from the platform...

Eh?

But, always from far away, just watching...

1 go to Ogurabashi High School...

So not only are you rich, you're elite?

All of my friends think you're a scary delinquent from Sakuradamon High...

But I know the truth, you're really a kind person...

Huh?

You're always doing things like rescuing weak people...

That's what I love about you...

That's why...

I'm very happy right now!

What up?

Hey? Thanks for yesterday!

What was up today?

Oh...yeah, I caught a bit of a cold.

I figured it was a cold.

Oh no!

Let's go see how he's doing!

Sawamura, I'm on my way over to check up on you!

N-no, don't worry, it's no big deal!

Actually, right now I'm with a couple of your female fans.

Uh?

They're both saying they want to come see you.

Huh, is that so. Then I can't refuse.

Seiji?

Huh?

All right!

Yeahhh!

Yeah yeah yeah yeahhh!

Wahh!

Now listen up!

However much you might like me...

...it doesn't mean I'm gonna like you as my right hand.

In fact it's creepy!

What I want is a human girlfriend! Not a right hand girlfriend!

Ah!

Don't you dare say anything? Got it?

Okay...

Knock it off, Miya? Don't press it so mu...

Nice to meet you. I'm Youko!

I'm Yuka!

Yeahhhh!

Strike!

Hi there, I'm Sawamura.

How is your cold?

No problem, now.

Thank goodness.

Where's Miya?

He's getting stuff for you at a convenience store.

Oh, okay.

Come on in.

Wow, your parents live overseas?

I've got a big sister, but she lives with her boyfriend and rarely comes home.

Then next time, we'll cook dinner for you!

Eh?

Please try some of our affection-filled "love love cabbage rolls."

Oh yeah? Love love cabbage rolls!

Sure, I'll look forward to it...

Excuse me... where would your bathroom be?

Oh, on the left at the end of the hallway.

Thank you.

Miya sure is late...

Sawamura...

What?

Do you...

...like younger girls?

Eh?

You don't seem to have a girlfriend right now...

So...if you'd like, I could...

Oh yeah!

It's here? It's finally here? After 17 years and 2 months of patience!

My spring is finally here!

Hm, I've gone out with 20 girls younger than me...

Sawamura...

Eh?

Um, is it okay for me to kiss you?

Ooo! T-t-talk about daring!

I'm a little shy...

Close your eyes...

Sawamura...

Die!

Wha, what?

Damn? He noticed me!

We're the Descartes Ladies!

You're gonna pay for puttin' our boyfriends in the hospital...

Hey? Speak to me? Hey!

Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!

It won't come off!

Hey pal!

Don't ignore us!

C'mon, Sawamura!

Move it!

Now you've done it!

Uh?

No choice...

I'll just have to slash away with this!

We're sorry!

Just spare our lives!

Hey?

Hey!

Don't tell me you're dead?

Hey!

Hn...

Seiji...

Are you okay?

Are you all right, Seiji?

You aren't injured or anything?

I'm fine.

Thank goodness...

Uh...

I was passed out, so...

But, I kept my promise.

Promise?

I didn't say a word...

I've had a crush on you for a long time, Seiji!

Tell me your name...

Midori.

My name is Midori Kasugano.

Look, Midori...

From now on, when stuff like that happens you can break your promise.

Speak up and tell me what's happening.

But if someone finds out...

I don't care. We'll deal with that then.

It ain't a secret worth keeping if I have to let a girl get hurt...

You're my right hand now...

But you're still a girl...

Seiji...

I love you!

Sawamura, are you okay? Where're those tramps?

Stop it, c'mon, quit it!

What are you doing?

It still seems like a dream to be together with my beloved Seiji like this.

Being his right hand instead of his girlfriend is a tiny bit disappointing.

But when you think that it's a secret only two people in the world share.

It makes me very happy...

That night...

...the first moon I ever saw from Seiji's room looked so very pretty.

So before I knew it I was thinking about you.

It seemed terribly embarrassing and terribly unpleasant...

...because I'm afraid of conveying my feelings.

Even if it's in my head, my heart can't do a thing.

When I see you, as always I try to talk so that you won't figure me out.

My composure gone and in pain, I wind up lying to you.

But...

A little more, a little more... If I get a little closer to your heart...

A little more, a little more... ...S0 that this moment won't disappear.

God, please grant me courage.

We're going back to my house one more time...

...in order to figure out a way to turn me back to normal, but...

Midori Days, Days 2: Two Peoples' Feelings.

Seiji, can't we just stay like this?