Original subtitles

I mean, I can't believe you guys are doing this again, you know?

Dressing up as Girl Scouts.

Aren't you guys too old for this stuff?

You wouldn't understand, Dad. Don't you remember how much fun we used to have

camping out as little girls?

I mean, I guess. Well, I mean, I think it's too old for it now, right?

Well, anyway, come on.

Hey. Hey, guys.

What's up?

Yay!

It's my buddy.

They're so excited.

Yay!

Wow. Come on in. Come on in. I told her I'd think that, too, all through this.

Well, can we grab a beer? Yeah, sure.

oh my gosh it's been so long

i love it i can't wait to see yours

They still fit.

I know.

I don't think I'm growing anymore.

Yay!

Okay, hurry up.

I am, I am.

Here, here, here.

Oh, it's so cute.

Uh -oh. You have boobies, though.

up too fast what about yours weird man uh ever since the divorce they're like

she's starting to like age backwards a little bit really yeah like this whole

thing like what is up with the girl scout uniform no that's what i said i

fitter i told i said are you too old for this which is that oh i mean so maybe

if i were the same thing maybe this is a mom you know what i mean it just

reminds me of old times i don't know but i guess but yeah it's just really

really weird to me When she came, when Jada asked me about this, I was like, I

mean, you won't really want to do that. Yeah, same thing. That was years ago,

you know.

God, you know, let them do what they want to do, you know.

They're not hurting themselves, so that's fine.

Cheers. Cheers.

Do you know any ghost stories?

Uh, yeah.

Come on, we should tell them together.

Okay.

What's your scariest story?

I heard that.

A long time ago, in these woods, there was a

mothman. Oh no, what does a mothman do?

He comes while you're sleeping and gets inside your tent.

Mothman, I guess. I guess he was kind of like the Mothman. He had a bunch of

little friends, and then he would wake up all the plants, and all the plants

would chase down all the kids, and then they would just tie them all up.

It was really, really scary.

One time when I was camping here about a couple years ago, it

was the middle of the night, and I heard this rustling outside.

and everybody else was sleeping, but I saw the boogeyman.

out naked all the time.

You want to play some games?

Yeah.

You know how to shuffle?

Kind of.

We should play, um, we should play go fish.

I don't know how to play.

What? Will you teach me?

Yeah, I'll teach you. I can't believe you.

Seven cards.

Three, four.

I don't know.

Is that seven?

I think so. Okay, whatever.

So, like, this is... Don't look at my cards.

This is your, like, puddle thing.

Okay.

And you try to get, like, four of each kind. And, like, I ask you, and, like,

you ask me for fish and stuff.

Your turn. My turn?

Do you have any...

King go fish.

Do you have any five?

No. Do you have any queens?

Go fish.

This game is stupid.

I finished my list.

I can't wait to eat these pigs in a blanket.

They're yucky.

There's, like, dead things in it, and there's, like, nitrates and stuff, and

that's how you, like, die in your sleep.

Well, I love those. No, no, no, no, no, no. Gross!

I never put meat in my mouth.

I love big things in my mouth.

But I like big things in my mouth, too.

You want to see?

You can fit a whole banana in your mouth. Nuh -uh.

Yeah, I saw it.

You're telling me this doesn't look good?

Now that was fun I can't believe they put us in like all girls school now

I know No boys for us Boring You remember how Billy used to be? A tiny

You got the rope somewhere?

Where is that rope?

I knew I saw it in here.

My dad still kept it.

What are you thinking?

Maybe we could tie our dads up with this.

Wouldn't that be funny?

Yes, and then we could torture them.

Right?

I can't tell anyone.

Okay. Pinky promise?

Pinky promise.

What's up, girls?

Hi, Daddy!

Oh, wow, you guys.

What's happening? You guys having fun? Um, so we forgot about all those knots

that we learned. We need some help.

You guys need help tonight?

Yeah, remember the ones we used to do for Girl Scouts? Yeah, we talked about

Come on, we'll help you.

And then... Let's do that thing where we like... Which one are you doing?

Where I have to like... I don't know, we're gonna... That's good, remember,

they're through the middle.

No. They're not too tight now.

Oh my god.

This is...

Why don't you guys run this?

Fucking Girl Scouts! That's what you're gonna do over there? Oh my god.

What happens when you put us in all -girls school?

I lost my keys.

Fuck.

stay tied up like the whole time. Yeah, we just... Yeah, we'll see.

Well, we got them out of time, not well.

Not yet.

You don't get to ask for anything.

© transcript Emily Beynon

Can I just see the gesture that I thought I had?

No.

Hands are too tight.

I escaped.

Because I'm still attached.

Wait. There we go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Now I'm scared.

Shit.

How about this one?

There you go.

What do you think?