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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,192 Welcome, everyone. 2 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:59,141 I am Giuseppe Bolignari, president of the commission. 3 00:00:59,307 --> 00:01:03,115 The assignment you will turn in, must be strictly anonymous, 4 00:01:03,281 --> 00:01:05,268 or it will be canceled. 5 00:01:05,434 --> 00:01:07,958 Each assignment will be matched to a code, 6 00:01:08,124 --> 00:01:11,601 and from it, after having announced the winner, 7 00:01:11,766 --> 00:01:14,167 we will obtain the name of the candidate. 8 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:15,503 Do a good job. 9 00:01:45,465 --> 00:01:47,847 TWO DAYS EARLIER 10 00:01:48,892 --> 00:01:51,691 Oh, immaculate heart of Mary, impassioned with kindness, 11 00:01:51,858 --> 00:01:56,539 you, who are extraordinary, you, who can do anything, listen to me. 12 00:01:57,583 --> 00:02:01,045 On Monday my son has an important competition at Town Hall. 13 00:02:01,212 --> 00:02:03,965 There will be many participants for just one position. 14 00:02:04,132 --> 00:02:05,716 You must help him! 15 00:02:05,883 --> 00:02:08,052 Federico, come here. Have the Madonna see you, 16 00:02:08,219 --> 00:02:09,554 or how can she recognize you Monday 17 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,931 among all those people at the competition? 18 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:15,017 Hello, Madonna, pleased to meet you. Federico. 19 00:02:15,184 --> 00:02:17,895 I don't want to bother, but maybe between miracles... 20 00:02:18,062 --> 00:02:20,022 So, let's recapitulate. 21 00:02:20,189 --> 00:02:22,441 Federico Pagano. 22 00:02:22,608 --> 00:02:24,819 Remember that. 23 00:02:24,986 --> 00:02:27,405 Teresa! It's useless. 24 00:02:27,572 --> 00:02:31,659 It's not that the Madonna doesn't hear you. She doesn't understand you. 25 00:02:31,826 --> 00:02:34,871 The Madonna is from Medjugorje, so she's Bosnian. 26 00:02:35,037 --> 00:02:36,664 You should speak in her language. 27 00:02:36,831 --> 00:02:38,583 Dad, stop making fun of her. 28 00:02:38,749 --> 00:02:42,336 At least she's doing something for my competition. While you... 29 00:02:42,503 --> 00:02:43,880 Who sent you the competition link? 30 00:02:44,046 --> 00:02:45,631 Dad, you send me 30 a day. 31 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:48,718 Our chat is, "Good morning. Competition. Are you coming for dinner? 32 00:02:48,885 --> 00:02:50,428 Competition. Good night". 33 00:02:50,595 --> 00:02:52,972 I saved you on the phone as "Employment Office". 34 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:54,432 I am doing it for you. 35 00:02:54,599 --> 00:02:57,226 At your age, I was working and had a child. 36 00:02:57,393 --> 00:03:00,563 - But he doesn't have a job! - I'm helping him find one. 37 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:02,023 What else should I do? 38 00:03:02,190 --> 00:03:05,276 How is it possible that the only politician who doesn't ask for favors, 39 00:03:05,443 --> 00:03:06,652 had to be my father? 40 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:08,571 You never had a fine removed for me! 41 00:03:08,738 --> 00:03:10,489 You never had me enter the stadium for free. 42 00:03:10,656 --> 00:03:12,950 You never had me pass a university exam. 43 00:03:13,117 --> 00:03:15,828 Dad, at least for a job! 44 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:18,998 I'm sorry, but you are Giuseppe Pagano's son, 45 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:22,711 and for over 20 years, Giuseppe Pagano, Malvasia's Town Hall councilor, 46 00:03:22,878 --> 00:03:24,963 has never recommended anyone. 47 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:27,925 Having said this, see you this evening. 48 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:34,348 100 Euros as donation to the Madonna for this month. 49 00:03:34,473 --> 00:03:37,559 - Will you take care of it? - Mom, you do love me. 50 00:03:37,726 --> 00:03:40,312 You give the Madonna bribe money to have me win the competition. 51 00:03:41,313 --> 00:03:44,441 - Have a good day. - You must have faith! 52 00:03:50,405 --> 00:03:52,241 Translate in Bosnian. 53 00:03:52,407 --> 00:03:55,202 Madonna, have my son win the competition. 54 00:04:07,839 --> 00:04:09,216 Your father was a real dad. 55 00:04:13,971 --> 00:04:14,972 And you... 56 00:04:15,138 --> 00:04:18,392 If I'd had a father like yours, who knows where I'd be. 57 00:04:22,938 --> 00:04:24,731 How are you today, Mom? Better? 58 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,525 So-so. 59 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:29,194 Awful, awful. 60 00:04:29,361 --> 00:04:32,906 Come o. We'll finish having breakfast, and come see you. Ok? 61 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,200 Will you stay over tonight? 62 00:04:36,535 --> 00:04:40,789 Mom, I have school work to correct, but... 63 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,419 Alright, I'll bring it with me. I'll bring it. 64 00:04:46,044 --> 00:04:47,462 But tonight they're playing! 65 00:04:47,629 --> 00:04:49,131 What is Alfonso saying? 66 00:04:49,298 --> 00:04:52,509 Grandma, it was me. I said, "When are you leaving?" 67 00:04:52,676 --> 00:04:56,305 Fabrizio, my love, you're staying here tonight, too? 68 00:04:56,471 --> 00:05:00,058 No. I've a competition Monday. I told you about it. 69 00:05:00,225 --> 00:05:02,311 I must study the whole weekend, so I can't come. 70 00:05:02,477 --> 00:05:05,480 Then Nunzia, my dear, I'll be waiting for you. 71 00:05:05,647 --> 00:05:08,108 - Say hello to Alfonso. - Fuck off! 72 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,777 He says hello, too. 73 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:14,406 Does your mom purposely get sick on the weekend? Always! 74 00:05:15,198 --> 00:05:19,453 To reach her town, it takes an hour and a half each way! 75 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,163 Just think... I get car sick. 76 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:22,831 And Dad gets Grandma sick. 77 00:05:22,998 --> 00:05:26,418 Come on, Alfonso. Ever since my dad died, Mom is always alone. 78 00:05:26,585 --> 00:05:28,754 Alone? Alone? 79 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,756 Every Saturday and Sunday we're at her home! 80 00:05:30,922 --> 00:05:33,050 Dad, come on! Don't do that! 81 00:05:35,218 --> 00:05:37,012 Why don't you come with us? 82 00:05:37,179 --> 00:05:39,473 - Because I must study. - Again? 83 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,600 You think, "What's done is done, so..." 84 00:05:41,767 --> 00:05:44,436 No, there's only one job, and they know who'll get it. 85 00:05:44,603 --> 00:05:47,564 "They know..." These mechanisms of the past. 86 00:05:47,731 --> 00:05:49,399 You're old, you're out of style. 87 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,902 It's a mentality that doesn't exist in Italy anymore. 88 00:05:52,069 --> 00:05:54,946 Enough of this recommendation thing, of rigged competitions. 89 00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:58,200 It's no longer like that. We young people are different. 90 00:05:58,784 --> 00:06:02,204 Dear Mrs. Teresa, in thanking you for your loyalty 91 00:06:02,371 --> 00:06:04,874 in giving every year, each month, 100 Euros to the association, 92 00:06:05,041 --> 00:06:07,460 we confirm that we'll send you, as soon as possible, 93 00:06:07,627 --> 00:06:10,671 the new calendar. 94 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,632 Thank you again. 95 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:24,769 Mom! Look what I found yesterday in the mailbox. 96 00:06:25,478 --> 00:06:26,437 How wonderful! 97 00:06:26,604 --> 00:06:29,023 The Medjugorje Association letter. 98 00:06:30,024 --> 00:06:32,276 - Is there the calendar, too? - No, I still have to print it. 99 00:06:32,443 --> 00:06:33,403 Huh? 100 00:06:33,569 --> 00:06:35,863 They still have to print it. 101 00:06:36,030 --> 00:06:37,865 With all the friends the Madonna has, 102 00:06:38,032 --> 00:06:39,909 who knows how many they must print. It takes time. 103 00:06:40,076 --> 00:06:43,371 Of course. Thank you, dear. I must get to work. Bye. 104 00:06:43,538 --> 00:06:45,790 Bye. See you this evening. Bye. 105 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,422 Don't look at me like that. 106 00:06:52,588 --> 00:06:55,508 Your son said it. "Give drink to the thirsty". 107 00:06:55,675 --> 00:06:57,176 I'm drinking on my own. 108 00:07:02,473 --> 00:07:04,809 - Fabrizio, did you take the car? - Yes. 109 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:06,769 Didn't I tell you to leave gas in it? 110 00:07:07,937 --> 00:07:09,272 Yes, but you didn't say how much. 111 00:07:09,439 --> 00:07:11,190 - Do you hear him? - Ok, we'll get gas now. 112 00:07:11,357 --> 00:07:13,776 Don't upset him. He has the competition on Monday. 113 00:07:13,943 --> 00:07:14,861 Again with the competition? 114 00:07:15,027 --> 00:07:17,572 However it goes, if you don't pass it, 115 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,866 as usual Mom will make lasagna for you. 116 00:07:20,032 --> 00:07:23,494 Mom you make great lasagna, 117 00:07:23,661 --> 00:07:27,623 but in recent years, I've eaten too many. 118 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:32,170 Bye. Write to me as soon as you get to Grandma's. 119 00:07:34,046 --> 00:07:35,047 Bye. 120 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:41,554 Love, I was reading an awesome survey. 121 00:07:41,721 --> 00:07:43,973 - What? - Know how much a child costs today? 122 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:48,227 No, they don't sell them on Internet. I never looked for one. 123 00:07:48,394 --> 00:07:50,688 It says that in a child's first year of life, 124 00:07:50,855 --> 00:07:53,149 the cost is up to 17,000 Euros. 125 00:07:53,316 --> 00:07:54,442 Gas or diesel? 126 00:07:55,485 --> 00:07:59,489 On TV they say young people don't have kids anymore. 127 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:03,910 - Why offend us, ma'am? - No, ma'am. I'm the babysitter. 128 00:08:04,076 --> 00:08:06,621 - We don't have children. - Most of all we don't have 17,000 Euros. 129 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:07,997 - Huh? - "Huh?" 130 00:08:08,164 --> 00:08:09,665 Ma'am, excuse us. Goodbye. 131 00:08:09,832 --> 00:08:10,791 - She started it! - Come on! 132 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,668 - Come on! - On TV they also say 133 00:08:12,835 --> 00:08:14,504 that when it's hot, old people should stay home. 134 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:16,422 - So you should stay home! - Will you calm down? 135 00:08:16,589 --> 00:08:18,257 - She started it! - She's an old lady! Stop it! 136 00:08:18,424 --> 00:08:19,425 Can you believe it? 137 00:08:23,429 --> 00:08:25,389 Tommasino, I'm taking you to your parents, 138 00:08:25,556 --> 00:08:26,849 and then my shift starts at the supermarket. 139 00:08:27,016 --> 00:08:30,019 Didn't you have that important interview with the architect studio? 140 00:08:30,186 --> 00:08:32,605 Yes, but I have to work, so I called and postponed it. 141 00:08:32,772 --> 00:08:34,315 You postponed it? 142 00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:36,442 Why did you get a degree, if you don't do interviews? 143 00:08:36,609 --> 00:08:38,903 You should talk! For five years you studied Law, 144 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:42,031 and then worked for free in an office like a slave. 145 00:08:42,198 --> 00:08:44,283 Free? What a loser! 146 00:08:46,494 --> 00:08:48,287 Anyway, I became a lawyer. 147 00:08:48,454 --> 00:08:50,999 As soon as you became one, they kicked you out. 148 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:53,043 A lawyer is one who practices law, 149 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:56,505 - and you don't. - And you don't! 150 00:08:58,465 --> 00:09:00,133 Or you wouldn't still be participating in competitions. 151 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:01,843 But if I win this one... 152 00:09:02,010 --> 00:09:04,846 My father says that, too, when he plays the lottery. 153 00:09:05,013 --> 00:09:07,558 Roberta, find another guy. 154 00:09:07,724 --> 00:09:09,268 Right, Tommasino! 155 00:09:09,434 --> 00:09:10,394 Oh, yes? 156 00:09:10,561 --> 00:09:14,439 Then you get another ball, Tommasino, because this one is gone. 157 00:09:14,606 --> 00:09:16,900 - No, no, no! - Fabrizio, what're you doing? 158 00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:18,860 He deserves it. 159 00:09:19,027 --> 00:09:20,320 - Tommasino! - Go on! 160 00:09:20,487 --> 00:09:22,781 THE DAY OF THE COMPETITION 161 00:09:25,534 --> 00:09:28,161 I'm going to my son, Nicola. He's waiting for me. 162 00:09:28,328 --> 00:09:30,205 - We have to eat. - Federico! 163 00:09:31,081 --> 00:09:33,625 Hurry, your dad is waiting downstairs! 164 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:36,169 If you're late, they won't let you in the competition. 165 00:09:36,336 --> 00:09:38,213 Mom, you're making matters worse! 166 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:40,132 What's with Federico? 167 00:09:40,299 --> 00:09:43,176 Nothing. Ever since he was a little boy, 168 00:09:43,343 --> 00:09:46,096 when he has an exam, or something important, 169 00:09:46,263 --> 00:09:48,765 he needs to go to the bathroom. It's the tension. 170 00:09:49,474 --> 00:09:52,102 - Poor thing! - Mom, who are you talking to? 171 00:09:52,269 --> 00:09:53,687 Giovanna, the lady on the 3rd floor. 172 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:56,690 If he needs to go to the bathroom when he's nervous, 173 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,775 imagine today, with the competition. 174 00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:00,652 - My love's poor tummy. - Mom! 175 00:10:00,819 --> 00:10:02,863 - Whose tummy does it belong... - Let me go. Dad is waiting. 176 00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:05,782 If you must go to the bathroom during the competition, 177 00:10:05,949 --> 00:10:07,034 don't sit down! 178 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,119 Do as I taught you as a little boy. 179 00:10:09,286 --> 00:10:11,872 Squat, with your feet on the toilet seat. 180 00:10:12,039 --> 00:10:14,416 The bathrooms are dirty there. You'll get some disease. 181 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:17,336 Alright, Mom. Bye, goodbye. 182 00:10:17,502 --> 00:10:18,587 Go, go, go! 183 00:10:21,256 --> 00:10:22,424 He's so nervous. 184 00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:23,884 So he wets his pants? 185 00:10:24,051 --> 00:10:25,594 He often does. 186 00:10:26,303 --> 00:10:27,179 He gets emotional. 187 00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:34,936 Federico! 188 00:10:38,774 --> 00:10:41,568 Remember to squat! 189 00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:44,988 I don't know her. Who is she? 190 00:10:46,114 --> 00:10:48,158 Go on, Dad. Hurry up. 191 00:10:48,325 --> 00:10:50,494 Who is she? It's absurd. 192 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:57,668 Ciccio, how far away is it? 193 00:10:57,834 --> 00:11:00,587 Ten minutes, Senator. There's traffic. 194 00:11:00,754 --> 00:11:04,675 Then take the preferential lane. What's the purpose of this blue car? 195 00:11:07,052 --> 00:11:07,969 Mom... 196 00:11:08,637 --> 00:11:12,557 I was thinking that I don't want to do this Town Hall competition. 197 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:15,811 Luca, you must not think. 198 00:11:16,353 --> 00:11:18,021 I'll think of everything, as usual. 199 00:11:18,188 --> 00:11:21,358 I bought your degree, your lawyer title, 200 00:11:21,525 --> 00:11:23,527 and now I'm buying the competition. 201 00:11:23,694 --> 00:11:25,028 What more can I do? 202 00:11:25,195 --> 00:11:27,364 - But I don't... - "But I..." forget it. 203 00:11:27,531 --> 00:11:32,119 If Malvasia Town Hall is having a competition, my son must win it. 204 00:11:32,285 --> 00:11:36,457 I remind you that I had you become Town Hall councilor at eighteen. 205 00:11:36,624 --> 00:11:38,751 But because of some whim, you quit. 206 00:11:38,918 --> 00:11:41,671 - It was involved in Mafia dealings! - That's just a detail. 207 00:11:43,089 --> 00:11:46,509 I gave 20,000 Euros to the commission's president, so... 208 00:11:46,676 --> 00:11:48,052 What should I do? 209 00:11:48,219 --> 00:11:50,763 What the commission president tells you. 210 00:11:54,308 --> 00:11:56,894 - Did you bring a pen? - No, they give them inside. 211 00:11:57,061 --> 00:11:58,229 They must be the same for everyone, 212 00:11:58,396 --> 00:12:00,857 so that the assignment isn't identified by the ink. 213 00:12:01,023 --> 00:12:02,942 Sure, the solution is the pen. 214 00:12:03,109 --> 00:12:05,778 There are many ways to identify an assignment. 215 00:12:05,945 --> 00:12:07,238 Dad! 216 00:12:13,202 --> 00:12:14,829 Here comes the genius. 217 00:12:19,459 --> 00:12:21,002 Listen, it doesn't matter. 218 00:12:21,169 --> 00:12:22,253 Did you see how many we are? 219 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,922 - With only one position. - Yeah, alright. 220 00:12:25,673 --> 00:12:27,800 That's the senator. 221 00:12:27,967 --> 00:12:29,886 Look at how she struts around! 222 00:12:31,471 --> 00:12:34,682 Good morning, Mr. Pagano. What a pleasure! 223 00:12:34,849 --> 00:12:37,852 I see your son is participating in the competition, too. 224 00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:39,729 I didn't know. 225 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:42,690 Why? Should we have asked for your permission? 226 00:12:42,857 --> 00:12:46,235 - Mine? What've I got to do with it? - Of course. 227 00:12:46,402 --> 00:12:48,196 You know who those two are? 228 00:12:48,362 --> 00:12:50,823 - Who are they? - One is councilor Pagano's son. 229 00:12:51,866 --> 00:12:53,993 The other is Senator Purpura's son. 230 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,037 And so? 231 00:12:56,204 --> 00:12:58,164 Son of manual laborer, Caruso, let's go home. 232 00:12:58,331 --> 00:13:01,834 Come on, Dad! Don't start that again. 233 00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:03,961 Your attention, please. 234 00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:06,589 The candidates can go inside. 235 00:13:06,756 --> 00:13:08,883 Get your identification card ready, everyone, 236 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:12,178 along with acceptance email, and form an orderly line. 237 00:13:12,345 --> 00:13:14,639 Thank you, and good luck. 238 00:13:15,389 --> 00:13:17,433 How the hell do you turn this off? 239 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,268 Dad, I'll call as soon as I've finished. 240 00:13:19,435 --> 00:13:23,564 Tell Mom to stop praying at 1:30, because the assignment will be over. 241 00:13:24,982 --> 00:13:26,484 Go on! You can make it! 242 00:13:26,651 --> 00:13:28,152 - Go on! Go on! - You can make it! 243 00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:30,071 Go on! 244 00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:34,450 - Nunzia? - Alfonso, what's the situation? 245 00:13:35,284 --> 00:13:37,411 Get the lasagna ready. Go on! 246 00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:45,962 Welcome, everyone. 247 00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:49,423 I'm Giuseppe Bolignari, president of the commission. 248 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:53,845 The assignment you will turn in, must be strictly anonymous, 249 00:13:54,011 --> 00:13:55,346 or it will be canceled. 250 00:13:56,264 --> 00:13:58,850 Each assignment will be matched to a code, 251 00:13:59,016 --> 00:14:02,353 and from it, only after announcing the winner, 252 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,856 we will obtain the name of the candidate. 253 00:14:24,459 --> 00:14:25,669 Go to the bathroom. 254 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,231 What are you looking at? Eyes on the desk. 255 00:14:46,648 --> 00:14:47,691 Excuse me. 256 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:13,550 Mr. Bolignari! 257 00:15:34,613 --> 00:15:38,325 Purpura, listen to me. Memorize this phrase. 258 00:15:38,492 --> 00:15:41,370 Ignorantia legis non excusat. 259 00:15:41,536 --> 00:15:43,997 It doesn't matter if you write nonsense in the assignment. 260 00:15:44,164 --> 00:15:45,082 Write whatever you want. 261 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:48,001 What matters is that in the last phrase 262 00:15:48,168 --> 00:15:53,173 you write, "Ignorantia legis non excusat". 263 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:56,969 I will identify it when I correct it. Clear? Repeat the phrase. 264 00:15:58,845 --> 00:16:04,518 - Ignorantia legis not... - Not "not"! 265 00:16:04,685 --> 00:16:08,355 Ignorantia legis non excusat. 266 00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:09,398 Go on, go on. 267 00:16:09,564 --> 00:16:12,025 Say hello to your mother for me. 268 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,196 Hello? 269 00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:19,992 I'm peeing. Alright... I can't pee? 270 00:16:20,742 --> 00:16:24,246 Can't you commission people proceed without me? 271 00:16:24,413 --> 00:16:25,998 Alright, I'm coming. 272 00:16:27,582 --> 00:16:29,334 They can't do anything. 273 00:16:37,926 --> 00:16:38,969 Excuse me. 274 00:16:43,932 --> 00:16:47,019 You're still looking around? Eyes on desk. 275 00:16:57,696 --> 00:16:59,865 Ignorantia legis non excusat... 276 00:17:02,075 --> 00:17:07,623 Ignorantia legis non excusat... 277 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,228 - Congratulations! - Congratulations! 278 00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:32,148 Congratulations to Federico who won the competition! 279 00:17:32,315 --> 00:17:33,941 - Thank you, everyone! - Congratulations! 280 00:17:34,108 --> 00:17:35,234 Thank you, guys. 281 00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:38,780 All the credit goes to the Medjugorje Madonna. 282 00:17:38,946 --> 00:17:41,866 Teresa, the credit goes to Federico who studied 283 00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:44,702 and showed that he deserved this position, 284 00:17:44,869 --> 00:17:47,163 even without a recommendation. 285 00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:49,665 - Congratulations to my son. - Congratulations! 286 00:17:49,832 --> 00:17:54,587 Anyway, since I made a vow, and Federico won, 287 00:17:54,754 --> 00:17:57,673 Giuseppe and I will go to Medjugorje. 288 00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:01,636 I've already made reservations. 289 00:18:05,181 --> 00:18:06,766 Yes! Everyone to Medjugorje! 290 00:18:10,478 --> 00:18:12,605 A little birdie told me 291 00:18:12,772 --> 00:18:15,691 that you found a house and are moving tomorrow. 292 00:18:15,858 --> 00:18:18,861 Mom! You already published the news, as usual? 293 00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:20,321 Why? What did I say? 294 00:18:20,488 --> 00:18:23,533 2,000 Euros a month is a very good salary. 295 00:18:23,699 --> 00:18:26,369 Teresa... Teresa, come on! 296 00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:28,830 You always mouth off whatever you're told! 297 00:18:28,996 --> 00:18:32,291 I hope you didn't tell Federico we got him a motorbike. 298 00:18:35,294 --> 00:18:37,964 - This is our gift. You deserved it. - No! 299 00:18:45,221 --> 00:18:48,307 It's parked downstairs. I'm proud of you. 300 00:18:48,474 --> 00:18:50,393 It's the perfect gift! 301 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,686 My God! 302 00:18:52,186 --> 00:18:54,981 - You should be proud of yourself! - Bravo, bravo. 303 00:18:55,148 --> 00:18:56,065 Let's go see it. 304 00:18:57,316 --> 00:18:59,360 - Which one is it? - That one, Uncle! 305 00:19:00,736 --> 00:19:01,779 - It's a beauty! - Really beautiful! 306 00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:03,865 Very beautiful! 307 00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:08,119 Madonna, my son Nicola has a degree in Philosophy. 308 00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:10,830 Can something be done? 309 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,459 This is probably the most beautiful day of my life. 310 00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:19,255 The first fine you get, I'm taking it back. 311 00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:23,301 Without "probably". 312 00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:26,012 This is the most beautiful day of my life. 313 00:19:48,327 --> 00:19:50,829 - De Ruvo? - Fabrizio Caruso, it's you! 314 00:19:50,996 --> 00:19:54,166 I'm your high school Italian teacher. 315 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,710 You've got the wrong person. I'm not him. 316 00:19:56,877 --> 00:20:00,839 That's nonsense! You were first in your class. 317 00:20:01,006 --> 00:20:03,550 - Are you a rider? - I'm telling you it's not me. 318 00:20:03,717 --> 00:20:06,637 Why insist? Here's your delivery. 319 00:20:09,598 --> 00:20:11,141 The future lawyer! 320 00:20:11,308 --> 00:20:14,645 Again? It's not me. My name is Pasquale. 321 00:20:15,687 --> 00:20:19,358 Mr. Pasquale, I apologize, but the resemblance is amazing. 322 00:20:19,524 --> 00:20:22,319 We have seven lookalikes in the world. I found one. 323 00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:23,862 When I find the other six, I'll let you know. 324 00:20:25,447 --> 00:20:27,908 Professor De Ruvo, one last thing. 325 00:20:28,075 --> 00:20:30,702 When you have a particularly good student, 326 00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:34,248 don't tell him, "Oh, the future lawyer!" 327 00:20:34,414 --> 00:20:36,625 As you can see, it brings bad luck. 328 00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,001 Then it's you. 329 00:20:38,168 --> 00:20:40,754 Fabrizio, resist! 330 00:20:40,921 --> 00:20:42,923 Resilience! 331 00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:45,342 Go fuck off! 332 00:20:54,768 --> 00:20:56,561 Bolignari. 333 00:20:56,728 --> 00:20:58,021 What the hell did you do? 334 00:20:58,188 --> 00:21:00,983 Why did Giuseppe Pagano's son win the competition? 335 00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:04,569 How much more did Mr. Legality give you? 336 00:21:05,737 --> 00:21:08,824 I did my duty. I gave the victory to the assignment 337 00:21:08,991 --> 00:21:11,618 ending with the phrase I had agreed upon with your son, 338 00:21:11,785 --> 00:21:13,370 "Ignorantia legis non excusat". 339 00:21:13,537 --> 00:21:15,872 Oh, that's it! 340 00:21:17,207 --> 00:21:21,003 - Mom, I tried to... - You, what? You, what? 341 00:21:21,962 --> 00:21:24,589 We could've chosen an easier phrase. 342 00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:28,468 - I can't stand Greek. - It's Latin. you dunce! 343 00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:32,306 See? I told him the phrase. It's not my fault if he forgot it. 344 00:21:32,472 --> 00:21:36,226 Who told Giuseppe Pagano's son the phrase? 345 00:21:36,393 --> 00:21:37,519 That, I don't know. 346 00:21:37,686 --> 00:21:41,231 I only know that when I found the phrase, I did what I had to do. 347 00:21:41,398 --> 00:21:44,818 Mr. Bolignari, what you must do now 348 00:21:44,985 --> 00:21:47,154 is give me back my 20,000 Euros. 349 00:21:48,155 --> 00:21:49,656 Otherwise, you're in trouble. 350 00:21:51,783 --> 00:21:52,909 Did you hear your mother? 351 00:21:55,078 --> 00:21:56,246 Does the senator want to file a complaint? 352 00:21:57,205 --> 00:22:00,792 Will she go to the finance police, or to the Carabinieri, 353 00:22:00,959 --> 00:22:04,338 saying she gave me money to have her son win? 354 00:22:04,504 --> 00:22:05,922 That is called corruption. 355 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:09,718 Both of us will go to jail. 356 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,221 Take care. 357 00:22:17,893 --> 00:22:18,810 Come on, Mom. It doesn't matter. 358 00:22:19,936 --> 00:22:24,066 I made a shitty impression with Bolignari and the Party because of you. 359 00:22:24,232 --> 00:22:28,570 A senator who can't have her son win a competition. 360 00:22:28,737 --> 00:22:32,784 And not only. She has an ordinary Town Hall councilor screw her! 361 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:34,243 Get out! 362 00:22:38,873 --> 00:22:41,709 Call Giampiero Casesa. 363 00:22:47,382 --> 00:22:50,009 These, dear Pagano, are your first case files. 364 00:22:51,094 --> 00:22:54,180 - Mr. Casesa, all for me? - Yes! Are you happy? 365 00:22:54,972 --> 00:22:57,892 I'm sure you'll do an excellent job here In Town Hall. 366 00:22:58,059 --> 00:23:00,812 They must all be solved by Monday, here on my desk. 367 00:23:01,687 --> 00:23:03,314 Monday? But today is Friday! 368 00:23:03,481 --> 00:23:06,567 Right. You'll have the whole weekend to work. 369 00:23:06,734 --> 00:23:08,986 As you young people call it, smart working. 370 00:23:10,530 --> 00:23:12,782 Come, come. I'll show you your desk. 371 00:23:17,745 --> 00:23:18,830 Here it is. 372 00:23:20,164 --> 00:23:23,918 This is your position: computer, keyboard, phone. 373 00:23:24,085 --> 00:23:25,086 Thank you. 374 00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:28,840 "Welcome, Luca Purpura"? 375 00:23:29,006 --> 00:23:32,760 Yes, it's the note inside a fortune cookie. I had sushi. 376 00:23:32,927 --> 00:23:34,512 But there's written "Welcome, Luca Purpura". 377 00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:37,849 You know how strange Japanese sayings are! 378 00:23:39,142 --> 00:23:42,103 I take the opportunity to introduce your colleagues. 379 00:23:42,270 --> 00:23:43,980 Mr. La Mantia. 380 00:23:44,147 --> 00:23:45,690 Accountant Fiore. 381 00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:47,525 And Mrs. Analfino. 382 00:23:49,026 --> 00:23:50,153 No one is here. 383 00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:52,280 What? Everyone said hello. 384 00:23:53,489 --> 00:23:55,116 Right, Mr. La Mantia? 385 00:23:56,951 --> 00:23:59,287 And if Mr. La Mantia says it... 386 00:24:00,455 --> 00:24:02,290 Welcome on behalf of all of us. 387 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:05,460 And congratulations for having won the competition. 388 00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:14,927 Attorney. 389 00:24:15,094 --> 00:24:17,263 When are you going home? You've been riding around all day. 390 00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:19,974 Don't say anything, Enoch. I've one last delivery, 391 00:24:20,141 --> 00:24:21,976 and maybe I'll have finished. Maybe. 392 00:24:22,143 --> 00:24:24,562 Wait. Before you leave, I've a joke to tell you. 393 00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:26,147 Hurry, because if my delivery is late, 394 00:24:26,314 --> 00:24:29,108 - they'll complain. - I'll be quick. 395 00:24:29,275 --> 00:24:31,736 What's the darndest thing a rider-lawyer does? 396 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:32,904 What is? 397 00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:35,531 Plead being tired. 398 00:24:40,203 --> 00:24:42,205 Don't they say you people come to Italy to steal work? 399 00:24:42,371 --> 00:24:45,041 I found the only one who busts balls. 400 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:47,627 Go on! Have a good day. 401 00:24:47,793 --> 00:24:49,170 - Bye, Fabrizio. - Bye. 402 00:24:53,841 --> 00:24:57,136 Pagano, I need an answer on the Virga case. 403 00:24:57,303 --> 00:25:00,973 You solved it? The boss is putting pressuring on me. 404 00:25:02,099 --> 00:25:04,769 A little more pressure on the right. 405 00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,521 Thank you. That's it. 406 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:11,651 Boss, I'm working on it. I just arrived here. 407 00:25:11,817 --> 00:25:14,570 - I've the move to make... - What do I care? 408 00:25:14,737 --> 00:25:16,698 - Just a moment. - You must hurry! 409 00:25:16,865 --> 00:25:18,784 Boss, this case file isn't easy, 410 00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:21,411 I need time. I don't just print them out. 411 00:25:21,578 --> 00:25:23,288 Can this decree be applied or not? 412 00:25:24,373 --> 00:25:27,251 I don't know, boss. I'll check. I'll... I'll see now. 413 00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:29,878 It's not that... I can't hear you well, boss. 414 00:25:30,045 --> 00:25:31,630 - You can't hear me? Pagano! - There's an interference. 415 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:33,674 Hello? I hear you. You hear me? 416 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,842 - I hear you! Pagano? Hello? - No... Because... 417 00:25:36,009 --> 00:25:38,345 - Jerk... Piece of sh... - Hello, Pagano? 418 00:25:38,512 --> 00:25:39,763 Fu... ck... 419 00:25:43,850 --> 00:25:45,143 He wants to ruin me. 420 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:48,230 He is ruining my life. 421 00:25:48,397 --> 00:25:50,107 How much do I owe you for the pizza? 422 00:25:51,942 --> 00:25:53,277 I'm talking to you. 423 00:25:57,739 --> 00:26:00,867 The Constitutional Court declared this decree inapplicable 424 00:26:01,034 --> 00:26:03,078 in cases like these, in 2022. 425 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,420 - Pagano! - Hello, boss? 426 00:26:11,587 --> 00:26:13,171 The line was interrupted. 427 00:26:13,338 --> 00:26:17,092 I was saying that the Constitutional Court in 2022 428 00:26:17,259 --> 00:26:21,054 declared that this decree is inapplicable in cases like these. 429 00:26:22,139 --> 00:26:23,432 Hello, boss? Can you hear me? 430 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,685 Yes, yes, I'm here. 431 00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:30,105 But by Monday I want all the case files solved, on my desk. 432 00:26:30,272 --> 00:26:31,189 Remember that! 433 00:26:32,482 --> 00:26:35,027 - You're a genius! What's your name? - Fabrizio. 434 00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:38,322 Fabrizio, you're fantastic! How much do I owe you for the pizza? 435 00:26:38,488 --> 00:26:39,823 - How much? - Ten Euros. 436 00:26:39,990 --> 00:26:43,619 Ten Euros. You're so intelligent that you should be a lawyer. 437 00:26:43,785 --> 00:26:44,995 Not this job! 438 00:26:45,162 --> 00:26:48,790 Since I've another 20, take it for your consultancy. 439 00:26:48,957 --> 00:26:51,418 - What consultancy? - Here, take it. 440 00:26:51,585 --> 00:26:52,961 - You deserved it. - No... 441 00:26:53,128 --> 00:26:56,423 Merit is rewarded in Italy. You deserved it. 442 00:26:56,590 --> 00:26:58,342 Good evening, and keep up the good work! 443 00:27:05,432 --> 00:27:08,185 Let's buy a home on the sea 444 00:27:09,936 --> 00:27:12,856 With a window over the rocks 445 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,819 A millionaire mortgage Installments to pay... 446 00:27:17,986 --> 00:27:18,904 - Guys. - Thank you. 447 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,447 You're welcome. 448 00:27:21,323 --> 00:27:22,240 Here. 449 00:27:22,991 --> 00:27:24,910 - Thank you, love. You shouldn't have. - What, love? 450 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:29,122 You must be tired. After working the whole day, you'll want to go home. 451 00:27:29,289 --> 00:27:33,335 No one can take away ten minutes with you at the end of the day. 452 00:27:33,502 --> 00:27:35,629 I must tell you who I delivered a pizza to. 453 00:27:35,796 --> 00:27:37,756 - Federico Pagano. - Who is he? 454 00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:39,841 The recommended guy who won the competition. 455 00:27:40,008 --> 00:27:42,302 No! The one you saw enter the bathroom with the commission president? 456 00:27:42,469 --> 00:27:44,179 - Yeah. - Did you spit on the pizza? 457 00:27:44,346 --> 00:27:46,014 - Love! - What is it? 458 00:27:47,057 --> 00:27:49,393 I recognized him later, or I would've done it. 459 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:53,063 Wait. He wanted to give me a 20 Euro tip. 460 00:27:53,230 --> 00:27:54,231 And you didn't take it. 461 00:27:56,983 --> 00:27:57,901 No. 462 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,362 Who gave you 20 Euros to pay for the beers? 463 00:28:03,324 --> 00:28:05,034 - Tell me the truth. - I took it. 464 00:28:05,868 --> 00:28:07,912 See? Don't lie to me! 465 00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:09,038 Rose? 466 00:28:09,205 --> 00:28:11,582 - No, thanks. We're brother and sister. - It's not true! 467 00:28:11,749 --> 00:28:14,877 We aren't brother and sister. He said another lie. 468 00:28:15,044 --> 00:28:17,463 Love, I said that to him so he won't bug us all evening. 469 00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:19,048 You'll do that, won't you? 470 00:28:19,215 --> 00:28:20,675 - Yes, yes. It's true. - You see? 471 00:28:20,842 --> 00:28:23,344 It's a matter of principle. Don't lie to me! 472 00:28:23,511 --> 00:28:26,556 This beer, that you paid with dirty money, drink it yourself. 473 00:28:26,723 --> 00:28:29,142 - Love, "dirty money" is exaggerated. - No. Bye. 474 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:30,935 Excuse me? Love! 475 00:28:31,102 --> 00:28:32,562 Love! 476 00:28:32,729 --> 00:28:35,022 - Rose? - I've no money. 477 00:28:35,189 --> 00:28:38,526 Don't lie. It's a matter of principle. 478 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:48,411 You could come some weekend to visit Grandma. 479 00:28:48,578 --> 00:28:50,997 You know I prefer going on week days, 480 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:53,583 because I work more on weekends. There are more deliveries the weekend. 481 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:56,419 I'll call her now, 482 00:28:56,586 --> 00:28:59,672 with the excuse of telling her you're leaving. 483 00:29:08,765 --> 00:29:11,184 - Hello? - Hey, Grandma. How are you? 484 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,895 My life, I'm fine. I'm fine, love. 485 00:29:14,061 --> 00:29:15,354 You still feel ill? 486 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,233 Yes. Mom and Dad have just gotten in the car. 487 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,361 - They wanted to advise you. - Alright, alright, dear. 488 00:29:23,321 --> 00:29:24,989 Go, go. 489 00:29:25,156 --> 00:29:27,366 - Bye. - Bye. 490 00:29:31,454 --> 00:29:32,747 Grandma, they just left. 491 00:29:32,914 --> 00:29:36,501 Alright. I'll be in my bed as usual, 492 00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:38,878 and will complain. Alright? 493 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:40,171 B&B GRANDMA & GRANDSON 494 00:29:40,338 --> 00:29:43,382 - Where are the this week's tourists from? - They're Germans. 495 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:46,052 Word must have gotten around, because they give good reviews. 496 00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:48,679 They should be here any minute. 497 00:29:55,269 --> 00:29:58,272 What lovely weather! Such a lovely weather! 498 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:01,901 - Fabrizio, are you there? - Yes, Grandma, I'm here. 499 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:03,903 I'm so nervous every time, 500 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,239 fearing Mom and Dad can catch us any moment. 501 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:07,824 Don't you worry! 502 00:30:07,990 --> 00:30:10,701 I need that money my love. My pension isn't enough. 503 00:30:10,868 --> 00:30:13,663 When your folks leave tomorrow, I'll advise you, 504 00:30:13,830 --> 00:30:15,456 They have a checkout at 11. 505 00:30:15,623 --> 00:30:18,501 Advise me in time so I'll clean up as usual. 506 00:30:18,668 --> 00:30:21,379 Take care. I mean, look sick... You know. 507 00:30:21,546 --> 00:30:24,549 Alright, I'm ill, but I'm fine. 508 00:30:24,715 --> 00:30:26,634 Bye, my life. Bye. 509 00:30:26,801 --> 00:30:28,010 Bye. 510 00:30:49,741 --> 00:30:52,870 - Who is it? - Ma'am, I brought your hamburgers. 511 00:30:53,036 --> 00:30:55,539 No, thank you. We're Catholic. 512 00:30:58,876 --> 00:31:01,670 All I needed was this dog. 513 00:31:14,558 --> 00:31:15,767 - Hello, Mom? - Fabri... 514 00:31:15,934 --> 00:31:17,936 Sorry to bother you while you're working. 515 00:31:18,103 --> 00:31:20,939 What is it? Did something happen? Are you returning home? 516 00:31:21,106 --> 00:31:24,860 No. I'm just reminding you that if you want to cook something, 517 00:31:25,027 --> 00:31:27,321 first press the button on the right. 518 00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:29,489 I know, Mom, I know. 519 00:31:29,656 --> 00:31:32,868 I could tell you in German how the cooking range works. 520 00:31:33,035 --> 00:31:38,248 Ouch! My gosh! My arm hurts! My gosh! 521 00:31:39,207 --> 00:31:40,375 - Ma'am... - Ouch! Ouch! 522 00:31:40,542 --> 00:31:42,377 Didn't the other arm hurt? 523 00:31:46,757 --> 00:31:49,801 In fact. This arm hurt, 524 00:31:49,968 --> 00:31:52,471 and slowly the pain began to rise, 525 00:31:52,638 --> 00:31:54,932 reaching here, and now this one hurts, too, 526 00:31:55,098 --> 00:31:57,184 Both of them hurt now. 527 00:31:57,351 --> 00:32:00,228 Fabri, I'll have you talk to Dad. I'm helping Grandma. 528 00:32:00,395 --> 00:32:02,439 - Bye, bye. - I'm watching the game. 529 00:32:02,606 --> 00:32:03,523 Come on! 530 00:32:05,901 --> 00:32:07,527 - Mom... - Hey, Fabrizio. 531 00:32:07,694 --> 00:32:11,531 Dad, last night I delivered a pizza to Federico Pagano, 532 00:32:11,698 --> 00:32:13,700 the son of the politician who won the competition. 533 00:32:13,867 --> 00:32:15,452 Did you spit on his pizza? 534 00:32:15,619 --> 00:32:18,664 No. I recognized him later, otherwise, I would have. 535 00:32:18,830 --> 00:32:21,541 What's strange, is that tonight I'm delivering to his home again. 536 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:23,919 Then spit on it this time. Spit! 537 00:32:28,632 --> 00:32:30,717 - Oh, finally! - Huh? 538 00:32:32,928 --> 00:32:35,430 Shit! I had to order 30 pizzas to find you. 539 00:32:35,597 --> 00:32:37,391 You're not eating the pizza? 540 00:32:37,557 --> 00:32:40,602 - Who cares about the pizza! - What do you want from me? 541 00:32:40,769 --> 00:32:42,396 I saw how quick you were yesterday. 542 00:32:42,562 --> 00:32:45,941 - You're a graduate who's a rider. - No. I'm a lawyer who's a rider. 543 00:32:46,108 --> 00:32:49,194 Right! We took care of that file in a second! 544 00:32:49,361 --> 00:32:51,196 We... I took care of it. 545 00:32:51,363 --> 00:32:54,074 I had an idea. I'll give you 800 Euros a month, 546 00:32:54,241 --> 00:32:56,743 you'll stop being a rider, and you'll work for me. 547 00:32:56,910 --> 00:32:58,745 Isn't it better than delivering? 548 00:33:02,874 --> 00:33:04,501 Mr. Pagano, 549 00:33:04,668 --> 00:33:07,170 I thank you, but I refuse the offer. 550 00:33:07,337 --> 00:33:08,714 I'm not interested. 551 00:33:09,548 --> 00:33:10,674 Wait. Let's talk about it. 552 00:33:10,841 --> 00:33:14,428 I'll pay with under-the-table money. Cash, no taxes. 553 00:33:14,594 --> 00:33:16,471 I prefer earning money honestly. 554 00:33:16,638 --> 00:33:19,266 Want to negotiate? You want more? 555 00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:22,477 The pizza is on me. 556 00:33:25,397 --> 00:33:26,648 Think about it! 557 00:33:51,424 --> 00:33:54,552 Is a pizza with French fries, without lies, for you, miss? 558 00:33:55,344 --> 00:33:58,848 - Tommasino is sleeping. - Sorry, I didn't know. 559 00:34:02,351 --> 00:34:03,978 Wow! 560 00:34:04,729 --> 00:34:06,355 This home is awesome! 561 00:34:07,231 --> 00:34:09,650 We could never afford a home like this. 562 00:34:10,359 --> 00:34:11,402 Come on, love... 563 00:34:11,569 --> 00:34:14,822 I honestly don't care about having a home like this. 564 00:34:15,782 --> 00:34:19,243 I'd be content with a hole, a garage. 565 00:34:19,869 --> 00:34:21,788 What matters, is that you're in it. 566 00:34:22,747 --> 00:34:23,873 Of course. 567 00:34:24,582 --> 00:34:27,168 If at 30 we're still doing interviews and competitions, what's our hope? 568 00:34:28,169 --> 00:34:32,590 Fabri, don't you realize we can't afford going to eat a pizza on Saturday night? 569 00:34:32,757 --> 00:34:36,260 - How can we think of a home? - At least we have the pizza. 570 00:34:37,386 --> 00:34:38,721 The home will come. Right? 571 00:34:40,181 --> 00:34:43,768 If I think of rent, groceries, utilities... 572 00:34:44,977 --> 00:34:46,604 You have two jobs. 573 00:34:46,771 --> 00:34:51,526 I have deliveries and the B&B with my grandma... 574 00:34:51,943 --> 00:34:54,654 So we will create our future on a lie? 575 00:34:56,072 --> 00:34:59,700 Your folks will eventually find out about you and your grandma. 576 00:35:01,452 --> 00:35:04,747 Alright love. I find myself obliged to carry out the emergency plan. 577 00:35:04,914 --> 00:35:07,875 I never would've imagined having to do it, but... 578 00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:10,294 unfortunately, the time has come. 579 00:35:10,837 --> 00:35:11,754 Meaning? 580 00:35:13,005 --> 00:35:15,007 - We'll get married. - Are you crazy? 581 00:35:15,174 --> 00:35:18,302 We'll have guests give money in an envelope and we'll pay the rent. 582 00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:20,972 - Get out! - I am serious. 583 00:35:21,139 --> 00:35:22,557 - You have to go now. - It's true! 584 00:35:22,723 --> 00:35:24,851 - Stop it! - Listen, it has sense. 585 00:35:25,017 --> 00:35:26,519 - It's a strategy. - Enough. 586 00:35:26,686 --> 00:35:28,104 I mean, it's not that... 587 00:35:29,188 --> 00:35:31,691 - Thank you for the pizza. - Forget it. Bye. 588 00:35:31,858 --> 00:35:32,817 Bye. 589 00:36:05,558 --> 00:36:06,475 I accept. 590 00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:08,519 I knew you were an intelligent boy! 591 00:36:09,353 --> 00:36:12,481 Only a few months. The time it takes to make the money I need, 592 00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:14,985 and you and I will be nothing. I know who you are. 593 00:36:15,819 --> 00:36:17,112 I was at that competition, too, 594 00:36:17,279 --> 00:36:20,449 and I saw you go in the bathroom with the commission president. 595 00:36:20,616 --> 00:36:22,284 You received a recommendation, 596 00:36:22,451 --> 00:36:24,453 because your dad is a politician, and he recommended you. 597 00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:25,621 You think I don't know? 598 00:36:27,206 --> 00:36:30,292 It's true. It's all thanks to my dad. 599 00:36:31,418 --> 00:36:33,837 We'll talk tomorrow, and find out how to meet. 600 00:36:34,004 --> 00:36:36,381 No! Not tomorrow! I must hand over the case files Monday. 601 00:36:36,548 --> 00:36:37,549 We must begin now. 602 00:36:37,716 --> 00:36:40,219 - Right away? - Yes, come in, quickly. 603 00:36:40,385 --> 00:36:42,638 Wait. I must go the bathroom. Where is it? 604 00:36:42,804 --> 00:36:43,931 First door on the left. 605 00:36:45,057 --> 00:36:46,975 I just hired him, and he takes a break. 606 00:36:47,142 --> 00:36:49,895 It's so true that young people don't want to work today! 607 00:37:24,304 --> 00:37:25,597 GRANDMA INA YOUR FOLKS ARE COMING HOME 608 00:37:25,764 --> 00:37:27,474 - No! - What happened? 609 00:37:27,641 --> 00:37:31,895 I must go home before my folks arrive. I have to clean and straighten up. 610 00:37:32,062 --> 00:37:33,647 - Are they so finicky? - No, no... 611 00:37:33,814 --> 00:37:36,191 - Did you finish the case files? - I didn't finish anything. 612 00:37:36,358 --> 00:37:38,485 You won't leave here until you've finished the case files. 613 00:37:38,652 --> 00:37:41,405 - I'll be back in one hour. - One hour? 614 00:37:41,571 --> 00:37:43,532 Let's do something. I'll take you with my motorbike. 615 00:37:43,699 --> 00:37:45,117 We'll take the computer, and you'll work at home. 616 00:37:45,284 --> 00:37:46,868 Who will clean up? 617 00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:56,420 Good for you, Fabrizio! B&B Grandma & Grandson. 618 00:37:56,586 --> 00:37:57,587 Tell me something... 619 00:37:57,754 --> 00:38:00,299 - Whose idea was it? - My grandma's. 620 00:38:01,216 --> 00:38:02,926 I can see where you got your intelligence. 621 00:38:03,093 --> 00:38:06,305 - I finished the last file. - And I finished cleaning. 622 00:38:06,471 --> 00:38:10,183 Leave, because if my dad sees you, it'll be trouble. 623 00:38:10,350 --> 00:38:11,560 Why? Does your dad know me? 624 00:38:11,727 --> 00:38:15,355 Of course he does! He saw you at the competition entrance 625 00:38:15,522 --> 00:38:18,942 when you played your act. You, your father, the senator and her son. 626 00:38:19,109 --> 00:38:20,902 The best part, is that he had told me. 627 00:38:21,069 --> 00:38:23,238 "One of the two will win, because they have recommendations". 628 00:38:23,405 --> 00:38:24,573 And, in fact... 629 00:38:26,199 --> 00:38:29,453 It's because my dad is more powerful than Senator Purpura. 630 00:38:29,619 --> 00:38:33,165 When Dad does a recommendation, there's room for no one. 631 00:38:39,713 --> 00:38:40,881 Hi, Fabri. 632 00:38:41,548 --> 00:38:43,592 Hi, Dad. Hi, Mom. 633 00:38:45,093 --> 00:38:46,178 Who is he? 634 00:38:47,095 --> 00:38:48,263 A colleague. 635 00:38:48,430 --> 00:38:49,598 - Hi. - Hi. 636 00:38:50,557 --> 00:38:51,558 Doesn't he speak? 637 00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:53,685 He's a foreigner. 638 00:38:53,852 --> 00:38:57,522 He recently arrived in Italy with this job, 639 00:38:57,689 --> 00:38:59,525 so he doesn't know the language. 640 00:38:59,692 --> 00:39:02,737 I am helping him get oriented. 641 00:39:02,904 --> 00:39:06,908 Without me, he would have been fired. 642 00:39:07,075 --> 00:39:09,744 Without me, he is absolutely useless. 643 00:39:09,911 --> 00:39:11,788 He is really lousy. 644 00:39:12,830 --> 00:39:14,999 He's not capable of doing anything. 645 00:39:17,043 --> 00:39:18,044 Why is he wearing a helmet? 646 00:39:18,211 --> 00:39:20,546 He was leaving. Right? 647 00:39:27,804 --> 00:39:28,888 Go away! 648 00:39:30,431 --> 00:39:35,019 He doesn't understand English, but knows some Sicilian. 649 00:39:35,186 --> 00:39:38,981 They're the first words I taught him. How did your day go? 650 00:39:46,614 --> 00:39:50,785 Paola, you're lovely in this photo! I don't say that to any girl. 651 00:39:52,036 --> 00:39:53,371 Good morning to everyone! 652 00:39:55,164 --> 00:39:56,416 Pagano! 653 00:39:56,582 --> 00:39:59,419 - How was your weekend? - Everything is fine. 654 00:40:00,086 --> 00:40:02,338 Are you chatting instead of working? 655 00:40:03,089 --> 00:40:04,632 Mr. Casesa, what should I do? 656 00:40:04,799 --> 00:40:06,342 I've finished all the case files you gave me. 657 00:40:06,509 --> 00:40:08,428 But I haven't finished chatting with all the girls. 658 00:40:08,594 --> 00:40:10,096 I deserve some rest. 659 00:40:11,222 --> 00:40:12,932 Right, Mr. La Mantia? 660 00:40:15,601 --> 00:40:17,728 And if Mr. La Mantia says it... 661 00:40:26,112 --> 00:40:28,573 Hi, Marta. You're lovely in this photo! 662 00:40:28,739 --> 00:40:29,782 I don't say that to any girl. 663 00:40:31,451 --> 00:40:33,327 You mean he finished all the files? 664 00:40:33,494 --> 00:40:36,914 What can I say? I wasn't expecting it, either. 665 00:40:37,081 --> 00:40:39,292 Give him more... more and more. 666 00:40:39,459 --> 00:40:42,044 Have the other offices give them to you, make them up. 667 00:40:50,845 --> 00:40:53,389 How is it possible that you had a recommendation, 668 00:40:53,556 --> 00:40:54,974 and they give you all these files to solve? 669 00:40:56,476 --> 00:40:58,769 It's my father's tactic. 670 00:40:58,936 --> 00:41:01,272 He does it on purpose to cover the recommendation, 671 00:41:01,439 --> 00:41:03,941 especially before the colleagues in the office. 672 00:41:06,486 --> 00:41:08,112 It seems strange to me. 673 00:41:08,279 --> 00:41:11,115 Anyway, I pay you to solve problems, not to create others. 674 00:41:11,282 --> 00:41:13,618 So work quickly. We have worked well until now. 675 00:41:13,784 --> 00:41:17,914 - Again with that "we"? - It's a detail! 676 00:41:18,539 --> 00:41:22,418 - Hurry. Casesa wants them right away. - What is that? 677 00:41:22,585 --> 00:41:25,880 I'm sorry for you, I'm sorry for Casesa, but I have to go to my grandma's. 678 00:41:26,047 --> 00:41:30,885 - It'll take me three hours by train. - Three hours? Wait. I've an idea. 679 00:41:31,052 --> 00:41:32,678 Here, take my bike. 680 00:41:32,845 --> 00:41:35,264 Consider it a productive prize. 681 00:41:35,431 --> 00:41:37,600 I'll only accept because trains are disgusting. 682 00:41:37,767 --> 00:41:40,645 Move... Don't walk in front of it. 683 00:41:41,646 --> 00:41:43,272 They scored. 684 00:41:44,191 --> 00:41:46,109 Suddenly the game has picked up. 685 00:41:56,036 --> 00:41:57,579 You must leave that place. 686 00:41:59,331 --> 00:42:02,334 You are right, but I didn't park it. I'll remove it. 687 00:42:02,501 --> 00:42:04,836 A person was to pass, and because of you, he didn't. 688 00:42:06,463 --> 00:42:08,715 Look at all the room. Two can pass through. 689 00:42:08,882 --> 00:42:11,009 - The sidewalk... - Shut up! Don't talk! 690 00:42:11,176 --> 00:42:13,262 I think you are exaggerating. 691 00:42:13,428 --> 00:42:16,640 That job at Town Hall is not yours. 692 00:42:16,807 --> 00:42:19,851 It belongs to Senator Purpura's son, so you must leave it. 693 00:42:20,018 --> 00:42:21,895 You must res... 694 00:42:22,062 --> 00:42:24,398 You must res... res... 695 00:42:26,608 --> 00:42:29,027 You must res... You... 696 00:42:29,194 --> 00:42:30,237 Understand? 697 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,918 What did you forget? 698 00:42:45,085 --> 00:42:47,045 Tell me why a man was out here 699 00:42:47,212 --> 00:42:49,256 who mistook me for you, and started threatening me. 700 00:42:50,173 --> 00:42:52,384 Threatening, in what sense? What did he say? 701 00:42:52,551 --> 00:42:54,720 That you must resign, that the Town Hall job isn't yours, 702 00:42:54,886 --> 00:42:57,306 but belongs to Senator Purpura's son. Hey! 703 00:42:57,472 --> 00:42:59,933 - Shit! - Now tell me how things stand, 704 00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:02,811 - or you won't see me again. - Wait, first of all calm down. 705 00:43:02,978 --> 00:43:04,229 I'll explain. How can I explain it? 706 00:43:04,396 --> 00:43:06,565 - So, practically. - "Calm down"? Speak up! 707 00:43:07,899 --> 00:43:10,360 Actually, I stole the recommendation. 708 00:43:11,486 --> 00:43:12,654 You stole it? 709 00:43:21,830 --> 00:43:25,584 Did the Senator's son put the phrase in the assignment, or not? 710 00:43:27,711 --> 00:43:30,547 How do I know? I only know that I won the competition. 711 00:43:30,714 --> 00:43:32,382 But it's strange. I mean... 712 00:43:32,549 --> 00:43:35,469 It's surely not strange that they gave you 2,000 case files. 713 00:43:35,636 --> 00:43:39,640 It's normal. It's not the recommendation, your dad, strategies or tactics! 714 00:43:40,390 --> 00:43:42,184 What do you think they can do to me? 715 00:43:42,351 --> 00:43:44,311 Nothing. What can they do to you? Nothing. 716 00:43:44,478 --> 00:43:47,564 The senator can't go to the police. What would she report? 717 00:43:47,731 --> 00:43:50,275 "Hello. Since I recommended my son to the commission's president, 718 00:43:51,652 --> 00:43:53,904 I wanted to report theft of the recommendation." 719 00:43:54,071 --> 00:43:55,739 She would frame herself. 720 00:43:55,906 --> 00:43:59,534 Also because article 319 of the Penal Code is corruption. 721 00:43:59,701 --> 00:44:01,119 Six to ten years of prison. 722 00:44:01,286 --> 00:44:04,206 The only thing she can do, is load you with case files until you collapse, 723 00:44:04,373 --> 00:44:07,793 to be able to have a good reason to fire you. 724 00:44:07,959 --> 00:44:10,545 But until I am here, that can't happen. 725 00:44:10,712 --> 00:44:13,340 - Then stay! - Of course I'll stay. 726 00:44:13,507 --> 00:44:17,010 There's the satisfaction of defeating a recommended guy! 727 00:44:17,177 --> 00:44:18,595 A real one, not like you. 728 00:44:18,762 --> 00:44:22,015 So I won't give you the 800 Euros a month anymore. 729 00:44:22,182 --> 00:44:24,434 - Why not? - I'll pay you in satisfaction. 730 00:44:25,811 --> 00:44:27,854 Tell me the truth. 731 00:44:28,021 --> 00:44:30,900 Are you coming to my grandma's because you're afraid to be alone? 732 00:44:31,067 --> 00:44:31,984 No. 733 00:44:33,152 --> 00:44:34,070 Yes. 734 00:44:57,635 --> 00:44:58,845 - Is it here? - Yes. 735 00:44:59,011 --> 00:45:01,723 You want to drive into people's houses? Park. 736 00:45:14,444 --> 00:45:15,820 The stand. 737 00:45:21,409 --> 00:45:24,370 - Who is it? I am sick. - Grandma, it's me. 738 00:45:24,537 --> 00:45:27,832 Fabrizio, my life! Wait! 739 00:45:32,503 --> 00:45:34,005 My gosh, I feel terrible! 740 00:45:34,172 --> 00:45:37,884 Grandma, he's with me. Don't worry. He knows. 741 00:45:38,050 --> 00:45:39,135 Hi. 742 00:45:39,302 --> 00:45:40,928 - How are you? Fine? - Fine, my life. 743 00:45:41,095 --> 00:45:43,681 Ma'am, it's an honor to meet you. 744 00:45:43,848 --> 00:45:46,893 Hurry, hurry. I can't show that I am well. 745 00:45:47,059 --> 00:45:48,227 Oh, right! Right! 746 00:45:51,481 --> 00:45:54,609 Grandma, we're not doing anything wrong, huh? 747 00:45:54,776 --> 00:45:55,902 Of course not! 748 00:45:56,068 --> 00:45:58,529 He is a sort of Robin Hood 749 00:45:58,696 --> 00:46:00,907 who steals from recommended people and gives to the poor. 750 00:46:01,073 --> 00:46:03,367 - Let's not exaggerate. - Thank you, ma'am. 751 00:46:03,534 --> 00:46:05,536 - You understand me. - Robin Hood... 752 00:46:05,703 --> 00:46:08,581 Before I leave, or I might forget, 753 00:46:08,748 --> 00:46:13,252 I must give you this month's money, and that of the past months 754 00:46:13,419 --> 00:46:15,755 that I owe you. Wait. 755 00:46:16,214 --> 00:46:17,381 Here. 756 00:46:18,299 --> 00:46:21,677 Thank you, dear. I need it. 757 00:46:21,844 --> 00:46:23,596 Excuse me, Grandma, but I couldn't come sooner, 758 00:46:23,763 --> 00:46:29,268 because with deliveries and this new thing... 759 00:46:30,728 --> 00:46:33,147 I'm glad you have a new friend. 760 00:46:33,314 --> 00:46:35,608 Lately you haven't had many. 761 00:46:35,775 --> 00:46:37,527 It's not my fault, Grandma. 762 00:46:37,693 --> 00:46:41,197 If all my friends left because there's no work here, 763 00:46:41,364 --> 00:46:42,365 I am clearly alone. 764 00:46:42,532 --> 00:46:45,952 It's why you two must stay united, and help each other. 765 00:46:46,118 --> 00:46:48,204 It was easier in my days. 766 00:46:48,371 --> 00:46:50,581 We could make it on our own, 767 00:46:50,748 --> 00:46:52,792 but today's youngsters... 768 00:46:52,959 --> 00:46:55,461 You are the new old people. 769 00:46:55,628 --> 00:46:57,839 No one helps you or us. 770 00:46:59,090 --> 00:47:00,383 Alright, Grandma. 771 00:47:03,219 --> 00:47:05,137 Is there water in here? 772 00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:08,349 We're leaving now. We must work on the case files. 773 00:47:08,516 --> 00:47:10,560 - True. We've lots of files. - Wait, wait. 774 00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:12,603 You must photograph my feet. 775 00:47:14,898 --> 00:47:15,816 Why is that? 776 00:47:17,776 --> 00:47:20,320 I discovered an app. 777 00:47:20,779 --> 00:47:22,489 It's called OnlyFans. 778 00:47:22,656 --> 00:47:26,368 Photograph my feet, and we'll split the earning. 779 00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:31,540 - What an entrepreneur brain! - Entrepreneur brain? 780 00:47:31,707 --> 00:47:33,292 Grandma, there's a limit to everything. 781 00:47:33,458 --> 00:47:36,128 "There's a limit to everything"? Ma'am, I'll take the photos. 782 00:47:36,295 --> 00:47:37,546 - But what... - We'll make it 70-30, ok? 783 00:47:37,713 --> 00:47:38,964 - You, 70. Me, 30. - What the hell... 784 00:47:39,131 --> 00:47:40,924 - I'll be your manager. - Manager? Get going! 785 00:47:47,764 --> 00:47:50,434 Today I gave you a day off and lots of things happened, 786 00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:52,102 but as of tomorrow, we'll work on the files. 787 00:47:52,269 --> 00:47:55,147 - We'll work... - It's a commitment for me, too. 788 00:47:55,314 --> 00:47:58,650 Today's young people get paid and complain! 789 00:47:58,817 --> 00:48:00,777 - Go on! - Rebel youth. 790 00:48:00,944 --> 00:48:02,738 Don't touch me, or I'll report you. 791 00:48:09,411 --> 00:48:13,373 Why do you always buy spaghetti? You know I like short pasta! 792 00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:16,960 Break it. My gosh, you're always polemic! 793 00:48:17,127 --> 00:48:18,086 Good evening. 794 00:48:18,253 --> 00:48:20,547 - Hi. - Hi, Fabrizio. What did you buy? 795 00:48:20,714 --> 00:48:23,634 Cookies. Yes, they weren't on the list, 796 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,094 - but were on sale. - They're dog biscuits! 797 00:48:26,261 --> 00:48:29,723 - What are you saying? - Look. They are bone shaped. 798 00:48:30,682 --> 00:48:33,852 One kilo, 1.99 Euros. I couldn't pass it up. 799 00:48:34,019 --> 00:48:36,438 Didn't you see there's a dog on the box? 800 00:48:38,565 --> 00:48:41,860 There's a cow on the mozzarellas. Is it cow food? 801 00:48:42,945 --> 00:48:46,782 I wanted to give you my part of the groceries. 802 00:48:46,949 --> 00:48:48,075 We don't want money from you. 803 00:48:48,241 --> 00:48:50,661 Alright, but at 30 years old, 804 00:48:50,827 --> 00:48:52,704 it's frustrating to be a burden on you two. 805 00:48:52,871 --> 00:48:54,206 - I want to participate. - Fabrizio... 806 00:48:54,373 --> 00:48:56,458 You say this because you're too honest. 807 00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:58,877 We know how much you sweat this money. 808 00:48:59,461 --> 00:49:00,796 No, you don't. 809 00:49:03,298 --> 00:49:04,716 Shit! They're delicious! 810 00:49:04,883 --> 00:49:08,470 Delicious! A little hard, but delicious. 811 00:49:11,890 --> 00:49:13,767 Believe me, Senator, this Pagano 812 00:49:13,934 --> 00:49:16,770 is an expert in Civil, Commercial, and Penal Law. 813 00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:20,565 Hear that, Mom? He's good, and deserves the position. 814 00:49:20,732 --> 00:49:21,775 Be quiet! 815 00:49:23,235 --> 00:49:26,363 How can he be so good if he was recommended? 816 00:49:26,571 --> 00:49:27,698 I don't know. 817 00:49:27,864 --> 00:49:31,785 The other day in the office he finished all the case files, 818 00:49:31,952 --> 00:49:34,496 and was chatting on the phone. 819 00:49:34,663 --> 00:49:36,373 - Chatting? - Yes! 820 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:38,041 Chatting with a bunch of girls. 821 00:49:40,669 --> 00:49:42,129 Chatting... 822 00:49:42,295 --> 00:49:46,049 I don't care if he's a genius or an idiot. 823 00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:50,137 - That position belongs to my son. - I don't care about it. 824 00:49:50,303 --> 00:49:51,596 Again? 825 00:49:51,763 --> 00:49:55,225 If you didn't get that job, no one must have it. 826 00:49:55,392 --> 00:49:57,603 You are perfectly right, Senator, 827 00:49:57,770 --> 00:50:00,565 but how can I fire someone without a reason? 828 00:50:00,732 --> 00:50:03,443 Casesa, listen to me. 829 00:50:03,609 --> 00:50:07,572 Either Pagano leaves that office, or you do! 830 00:50:07,739 --> 00:50:09,615 I put you in there, and can take you out. 831 00:50:09,782 --> 00:50:11,951 Did you do what you were supposed to do? 832 00:50:12,869 --> 00:50:14,495 Certainly, Senator. 833 00:50:14,996 --> 00:50:16,748 You should have seen Pagano's face. 834 00:50:16,914 --> 00:50:21,419 I looked him straight in the eyes and said, "You must res..." 835 00:50:22,378 --> 00:50:23,337 Res... 836 00:50:24,213 --> 00:50:26,674 Res... res... 837 00:50:26,841 --> 00:50:28,551 - Restrain. - Resign. 838 00:50:28,718 --> 00:50:29,927 Exactly! That! 839 00:50:31,095 --> 00:50:32,138 He was so scared! 840 00:50:41,522 --> 00:50:42,565 Love? 841 00:50:42,732 --> 00:50:45,359 Hi, I'm still doing deliveries. 842 00:50:45,526 --> 00:50:47,820 If I'm panting, it's because I'm in traffic. 843 00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:51,491 Is it normal to leave your car double parked? 844 00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:52,992 I was buying bread. 845 00:50:53,701 --> 00:50:55,745 They're arguing. It's a mess. 846 00:50:55,912 --> 00:50:59,248 No... I'll come by. I'll come to see you. 847 00:51:03,127 --> 00:51:05,129 I'm at the market downtown. 848 00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:07,590 Salt for the "pignata"! 849 00:51:07,757 --> 00:51:11,636 Fresh oranges for juice! 850 00:51:12,887 --> 00:51:14,055 I hung up. 851 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:20,937 - I can't lie anymore. - Why not tell her the truth? 852 00:51:21,104 --> 00:51:22,146 The truth. What can I say? 853 00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:25,316 Love, I forgot to tell you I work for a guy who was recommended, 854 00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:28,152 who actually wasn't, but he stole the recommendation. 855 00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:30,154 He gives me 800 Euros a month to help him. 856 00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:32,198 I'm doing it for us, our future. 857 00:51:32,365 --> 00:51:34,867 So you're doing it for love! 858 00:51:35,034 --> 00:51:37,120 - How long have you two been together? - Six years. 859 00:51:37,954 --> 00:51:40,581 What? You don't even get six years for burglary! 860 00:51:40,748 --> 00:51:42,333 - You have a girlfriend? - No. 861 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:45,419 That's why you don't understand. I love Roberta. 862 00:51:45,586 --> 00:51:49,090 - Where could I find a girl like her? - Here, in the chat. 863 00:51:49,924 --> 00:51:51,968 Chiara, a new entry. Look how pretty she is! 864 00:51:52,802 --> 00:51:54,846 New entry? Is it a ranking? 865 00:51:55,012 --> 00:51:56,389 What's that got to do with it? 866 00:51:56,556 --> 00:51:59,308 - I'm going. - Hurry, we must work. 867 00:52:05,148 --> 00:52:07,984 It's 18.50. 868 00:52:15,658 --> 00:52:16,742 - Luana? - Yes? 869 00:52:16,909 --> 00:52:19,495 - Can you take over a minute? - Yes, I'm coming. 870 00:52:19,662 --> 00:52:20,580 - Here you are. - Thanks. 871 00:52:20,746 --> 00:52:21,789 The sale slip. 872 00:52:23,249 --> 00:52:25,418 - Fabri, are you crazy? - Love... 873 00:52:27,503 --> 00:52:28,671 How much did you spend? 874 00:52:28,838 --> 00:52:31,507 I picked them... I picked them for you. 875 00:52:31,674 --> 00:52:33,509 - Packaged? - Yes, climatic change. 876 00:52:33,676 --> 00:52:35,678 They grow like this now, packaged. 877 00:52:35,845 --> 00:52:37,680 Not even Massimo Ranieri has such flowers. 878 00:52:38,514 --> 00:52:41,309 I brought them because I want to be forgiven. 879 00:52:41,475 --> 00:52:43,729 For what? For how much you work? 880 00:52:44,188 --> 00:52:45,981 I haven't seen you in a week. 881 00:52:46,148 --> 00:52:47,316 You must tell me lots of things. 882 00:52:47,482 --> 00:52:49,568 Let's talk about things tonight during dinner. 883 00:52:49,735 --> 00:52:51,236 - Yes. I have to run now. - No. 884 00:52:51,403 --> 00:52:54,031 - You just came out! - All I need is to be fired. 885 00:52:54,198 --> 00:52:55,407 Thank you, love! 886 00:52:56,033 --> 00:52:56,950 Bye. 887 00:53:03,707 --> 00:53:06,126 Therefore, in this Constitutional Court sentence, 888 00:53:06,293 --> 00:53:08,128 the regional norm is applied, 889 00:53:08,295 --> 00:53:11,632 because it prevails over the national one on these topics. 890 00:53:15,969 --> 00:53:19,431 Good-day, worker! We brought your last things. 891 00:53:19,598 --> 00:53:22,893 I brought something else. Take a look. 892 00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:24,811 So now she is here with you. 893 00:53:24,978 --> 00:53:27,314 and protects you as she did for the competition. 894 00:53:27,481 --> 00:53:29,358 Mom, how can you do without her? 895 00:53:29,524 --> 00:53:32,319 We're going to Medjugorje this weekend. 896 00:53:32,486 --> 00:53:33,487 Know what I'll do? 897 00:53:33,654 --> 00:53:36,448 - I'll buy an original one. - Yes, autographed. 898 00:53:36,615 --> 00:53:39,117 Is he a colleague? My pleasure, Giuseppe. 899 00:53:39,284 --> 00:53:41,495 - My pleasure, Fabrizio. - Teresa. 900 00:53:41,662 --> 00:53:44,957 He's not a colleague, but a friend who came to give me a hand 901 00:53:45,123 --> 00:53:46,708 because he's an expert lawyer. 902 00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:49,920 Then he's a real friend, if he comes on Sunday. 903 00:53:50,087 --> 00:53:53,799 Federico, the 100 Euros for this month's donation to the Madonna. 904 00:53:53,966 --> 00:53:55,550 Alright, Mom. I'll take care of it as usual. 905 00:53:55,717 --> 00:53:57,928 Boys, may we invite you out for lunch? 906 00:53:59,721 --> 00:54:02,015 I left the house a mess! 907 00:54:02,933 --> 00:54:05,018 I must go home immediately, 908 00:54:05,185 --> 00:54:08,814 because as you know, if the house is a mess, 909 00:54:08,981 --> 00:54:11,900 and someone gets there before I do, I go crazy. 910 00:54:12,067 --> 00:54:13,485 It's a compulsive need. 911 00:54:13,652 --> 00:54:17,364 - I'll give you a hand. - What? You never did a thing at home! 912 00:54:17,531 --> 00:54:20,784 - You're not eating, boys? - No, we have to run. 913 00:54:20,951 --> 00:54:22,369 We ordered two pokes. 914 00:54:22,536 --> 00:54:24,997 You eat them. When you've finished, go on. Bye. 915 00:54:25,163 --> 00:54:27,332 - Bye. - My pleasure, again. Goodbye. 916 00:54:27,499 --> 00:54:28,834 - Goodbye. - Go on! 917 00:54:29,001 --> 00:54:30,419 Goodbye! 918 00:54:32,087 --> 00:54:33,630 - What is it? - Poke. 919 00:54:34,172 --> 00:54:35,132 What is it? 920 00:54:35,299 --> 00:54:38,343 Rice with some seasoning. 921 00:54:39,177 --> 00:54:40,971 Like a broken up rice ball. 922 00:54:42,264 --> 00:54:43,724 So, let me get this straight. 923 00:54:43,890 --> 00:54:46,351 You've been swindling your mother for a few years, 924 00:54:46,518 --> 00:54:48,395 by stealing 100 Euros a month. 925 00:54:48,562 --> 00:54:51,815 Swindling? I don't take all of the 100 Euros. 926 00:54:51,982 --> 00:54:53,775 I have production costs to face, 927 00:54:53,942 --> 00:54:56,695 because I make t-shirts, calendars... They're the ordinary expenses. 928 00:54:57,904 --> 00:55:00,032 Is this lovely hat, yours? 929 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:03,160 No. The last guests forgot it. 930 00:55:03,327 --> 00:55:05,704 They always forget something, and I have them disappear. 931 00:55:05,871 --> 00:55:07,998 Like the scooter over there. Look. 932 00:55:08,790 --> 00:55:10,584 Excuse me, I just thought of something. 933 00:55:10,751 --> 00:55:12,669 Now that you have a salary, 934 00:55:12,836 --> 00:55:14,963 why keep on stealing money from your mother? 935 00:55:15,130 --> 00:55:17,466 Should I tell her I've made a fool of her for years? 936 00:55:17,632 --> 00:55:20,218 She's even more devout after I won the contest. 937 00:55:20,385 --> 00:55:22,637 She'd be disappointed. I do it for her. 938 00:55:24,431 --> 00:55:25,640 Who is it? 939 00:55:25,807 --> 00:55:27,060 I don't know. 940 00:55:27,226 --> 00:55:29,937 It can't be my folks. Grandma would've advised me. 941 00:55:32,190 --> 00:55:33,775 It's Roberta! 942 00:55:33,941 --> 00:55:36,486 - Why the hell is she here? - How the hell do I know? 943 00:55:36,652 --> 00:55:38,780 She was to come for dinner. Why is she early? 944 00:55:38,946 --> 00:55:41,449 - What'll we do? - Hide! Hide! 945 00:55:44,702 --> 00:55:45,912 Love! 946 00:55:48,039 --> 00:55:49,540 What are you doing here? 947 00:55:49,707 --> 00:55:51,834 I got off early from work to help you. 948 00:55:52,001 --> 00:55:55,088 You must be tired. Let's go for a walk. We'll have an ice-cream. 949 00:55:55,254 --> 00:55:57,840 No! I said to myself, "The sooner we begin, the sooner we end." 950 00:55:58,007 --> 00:55:59,717 No need! I'll do it myself. 951 00:55:59,884 --> 00:56:01,761 Why help me and get tired? 952 00:56:02,678 --> 00:56:04,013 Is someone here? 953 00:56:09,977 --> 00:56:11,437 It's the Mexican tourist. 954 00:56:12,688 --> 00:56:14,023 He was leaving. 955 00:56:14,190 --> 00:56:17,568 He came to get his daughter's scooter, that he'd forgotten. 956 00:56:22,323 --> 00:56:23,741 - I am "andalo"... - "Andalos"! 957 00:56:28,371 --> 00:56:30,206 What kind of people come here? 958 00:56:37,463 --> 00:56:39,298 Pagano's cuckold son, 959 00:56:39,465 --> 00:56:42,927 finished six months' worth of work in 15 days. Six months! 960 00:56:43,094 --> 00:56:46,013 Mom, I wanted to tell you something. 961 00:56:46,180 --> 00:56:47,974 How does this dress look on me? 962 00:56:48,933 --> 00:56:50,351 I think... 963 00:56:51,853 --> 00:56:54,355 You look very nice, Mom. You're beautiful! 964 00:56:54,522 --> 00:56:57,358 Where can you find a mom who at 50 looks like she's 30? 965 00:56:57,525 --> 00:56:59,527 - Yeah. - Let's make it 35. 966 00:56:59,694 --> 00:57:02,989 Anyway, I wanted to say, there's no need to be at war over this competition. 967 00:57:03,156 --> 00:57:05,324 I've decided to leave. I want to live in London. 968 00:57:07,034 --> 00:57:08,077 In London? 969 00:57:09,036 --> 00:57:11,372 I don't know anyone in London. How can I recommend you? 970 00:57:11,539 --> 00:57:13,875 I want to do this experience by myself. 971 00:57:14,041 --> 00:57:16,085 You? By yourself? 972 00:57:17,962 --> 00:57:20,173 Where would you go? 973 00:57:20,339 --> 00:57:22,550 You're nothing without me. 974 00:57:23,676 --> 00:57:26,387 - Mom... - Zip up my dress. 975 00:57:32,143 --> 00:57:35,563 He can't even zip up a dress and wants to go to London alone. 976 00:57:37,148 --> 00:57:38,566 Get out! 977 00:57:42,445 --> 00:57:44,030 You will stay here. 978 00:57:45,323 --> 00:57:47,366 And you'll have that job. 979 00:57:48,451 --> 00:57:51,370 I swear on Senator Purpura's word! 980 00:57:52,121 --> 00:57:54,957 I'll send Federico Pagano to jail. 981 00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:00,505 This file dates back to 1978. 982 00:58:00,671 --> 00:58:02,798 They don't know where to get any more case files. 983 00:58:02,965 --> 00:58:04,300 They're labelled "urgent". 984 00:58:05,176 --> 00:58:06,969 - Oh, great! - Who knows. 985 00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,850 The B&B guests wrote. 986 00:58:12,017 --> 00:58:14,937 They want advice on eating Sicilian food. 987 00:58:15,103 --> 00:58:19,399 Tell them the usual "cannoli", "arancine", "cassata", "pane e panelle"... 988 00:58:19,566 --> 00:58:24,071 Not in that order. Specify that. They're tourists and mix everything up. 989 00:58:24,238 --> 00:58:27,282 - Well, I'm going. - Where are you going? 990 00:58:27,449 --> 00:58:28,700 I've a date with Chiara. 991 00:58:28,867 --> 00:58:30,702 - Chiara? - The girl I chat with. 992 00:58:30,869 --> 00:58:32,829 What about Garibaldi's file? 993 00:58:32,996 --> 00:58:35,999 Garibaldi waited so long, he can wait a bit longer. 994 00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:39,670 - Chiara can't wait. - Ok, I'll take care of it. 995 00:58:39,836 --> 00:58:42,256 No way. You're coming with me. 996 00:58:57,938 --> 00:59:03,151 Hey, Chiara! As they say, "God creates them, chatting couples them". 997 00:59:04,236 --> 00:59:05,487 Hi, Federico! 998 00:59:06,405 --> 00:59:09,032 How nice to speak in person! 999 00:59:09,616 --> 00:59:10,993 After all our chats. 1000 00:59:12,578 --> 00:59:14,079 Sit down. 1001 00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:16,248 Or must I tell you in Latin? 1002 00:59:17,833 --> 00:59:21,086 I wanted to meet councilor Pagano's son, 1003 00:59:21,253 --> 00:59:23,672 the genius who solves all the case files. 1004 00:59:25,299 --> 00:59:28,135 Enough. The game is over. 1005 00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:30,721 You stole that job from my son. 1006 00:59:30,887 --> 00:59:36,226 Tomorrow, of your own free will, you'll resign. Otherwise... 1007 00:59:37,102 --> 00:59:39,646 Are you Federico Pagano? 1008 00:59:39,813 --> 00:59:41,815 There's champagne for you. 1009 00:59:42,691 --> 00:59:45,402 And you'll pay this bullshit as extra time. 1010 00:59:51,283 --> 00:59:54,786 Otherwise, what, Senator? Will you file a complaint? 1011 00:59:55,704 --> 00:59:57,289 What will you tell them? 1012 00:59:57,456 --> 01:00:02,002 That your son was to win the contest because you'd recommended him? 1013 01:00:03,545 --> 01:00:06,840 Article 319 of the Penal Code: corruption. 1014 01:00:07,007 --> 01:00:09,926 Six to ten years in prison. 1015 01:00:11,094 --> 01:00:13,805 Pretending you're someone else in a chat is an offense, too. 1016 01:00:13,972 --> 01:00:16,975 Article 625, comma 8 of the Penal Code. 1017 01:00:24,441 --> 01:00:27,361 You massacred her! 1018 01:00:27,527 --> 01:00:30,781 Yes, article 625 comma 8 is livestock theft, but... 1019 01:00:30,947 --> 01:00:32,532 - Just a detail! - Same thing. 1020 01:00:32,699 --> 01:00:35,202 - See how she looked at me? - She didn't know what to say! 1021 01:00:35,369 --> 01:00:37,996 - Absolutely! - She was speechless. 1022 01:00:38,163 --> 01:00:40,415 She couldn't say a word. 1023 01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:43,710 - No! - What happened? 1024 01:00:43,877 --> 01:00:46,171 - My grandma! - She's on OnlyFans? 1025 01:00:46,338 --> 01:00:48,799 I told you. Genius minds cannot stop. 1026 01:00:48,965 --> 01:00:51,468 My grandma wrote that Dad and Mom are returning home. 1027 01:00:51,635 --> 01:00:53,845 - But today is Saturday. - In fact! 1028 01:00:54,012 --> 01:00:55,472 Where will you put the tourists? 1029 01:00:55,639 --> 01:00:58,142 - Darn it... - Hurry, my scooter is over here. 1030 01:00:58,309 --> 01:01:00,019 - Come on! - Wait! 1031 01:01:00,186 --> 01:01:01,437 - The bottle! - The champagne! 1032 01:01:01,604 --> 01:01:03,356 - It cost a lot of money. - Go on! 1033 01:01:03,523 --> 01:01:05,024 Go on! 1034 01:01:14,158 --> 01:01:15,118 Hi. 1035 01:01:17,912 --> 01:01:19,414 What problem? 1036 01:01:20,748 --> 01:01:22,583 You've two such guests and don't tell me? 1037 01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:24,043 Should I give you a report? 1038 01:01:24,210 --> 01:01:27,171 I'll take them to my folks' home. They're in Medjugorje. 1039 01:01:27,338 --> 01:01:29,048 Medjugorje? We're from Medjugorje. 1040 01:01:32,176 --> 01:01:33,344 Miracle! 1041 01:01:34,178 --> 01:01:37,557 My Mother and the Medjugorje Madonna are like this. Friends. 1042 01:01:38,433 --> 01:01:40,017 They've known each other a lifetime. 1043 01:01:42,228 --> 01:01:43,396 Free! 1044 01:01:44,522 --> 01:01:46,107 Pack your suitcases... 1045 01:01:46,274 --> 01:01:48,317 - Hurry and straighten up the house. - Just a minute! 1046 01:01:50,945 --> 01:01:51,863 Hurry! 1047 01:01:52,572 --> 01:01:54,866 You fast, me furious. Fast & Furious. 1048 01:02:03,124 --> 01:02:05,585 My parents arrived in ten minutes. 1049 01:02:05,752 --> 01:02:09,255 A catastrophe almost took place. 1050 01:02:09,422 --> 01:02:11,174 - Alright... - No, thanks. Thank you. 1051 01:02:11,340 --> 01:02:12,508 - Thank you for what? - It's on me here. 1052 01:02:12,675 --> 01:02:13,593 - You're offering? - No, no. 1053 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:17,180 Come on, stop it! The girls are already at my folks' home. 1054 01:02:17,346 --> 01:02:19,390 - Everything is solved. - This is order 72. 1055 01:02:19,557 --> 01:02:22,977 73 is coming out, so hurry and come back. I need you. 1056 01:02:23,144 --> 01:02:24,437 No. I'm not on duty, 1057 01:02:24,604 --> 01:02:26,355 - No... - Why the vest? 1058 01:02:26,522 --> 01:02:28,900 - How can I explain it? - No, he's with me, Paolo. 1059 01:02:29,066 --> 01:02:30,860 - Are you together? - Yes, a long story. 1060 01:02:31,027 --> 01:02:33,321 I hadn't understood. Sorry. 1061 01:02:33,488 --> 01:02:36,491 - What will you have? - A beer for me. 1062 01:02:36,657 --> 01:02:39,452 - A beer for me, too. - Anything else? 1063 01:02:40,495 --> 01:02:42,371 Some peanuts, chips... 1064 01:02:42,538 --> 01:02:45,208 My friend isn't autonomous at 30, 1065 01:02:45,374 --> 01:02:48,920 and doesn't want to depend on his parents, but can't face the situation. 1066 01:02:49,086 --> 01:02:52,548 What is your relationship with your parents? And with yourself? 1067 01:02:52,715 --> 01:02:57,595 Why do I ask? Probably because there's a preceding evolution stage 1068 01:02:57,762 --> 01:02:59,722 that led you to have certain expectations, 1069 01:02:59,889 --> 01:03:02,183 which are now burdening your psychological state. 1070 01:03:02,975 --> 01:03:05,061 He's good, huh? Two university degrees. 1071 01:03:06,562 --> 01:03:08,981 I had said, "Peanuts and chips". Not that... 1072 01:03:09,148 --> 01:03:11,651 Paolo! How often must I tell you 1073 01:03:11,818 --> 01:03:14,320 that you can't be a psychologist in my place? 1074 01:03:14,904 --> 01:03:18,366 The psychologist is here. We have Freud. 1075 01:03:19,116 --> 01:03:20,159 Give them their beers. 1076 01:03:23,496 --> 01:03:27,625 - Blonde beers or... - A red and a blonde. 1077 01:03:27,792 --> 01:03:30,253 Like the girls waiting for us at my folks' home. 1078 01:03:30,419 --> 01:03:31,671 "Waiting for us"? 1079 01:03:31,838 --> 01:03:34,382 Yes. I organized a romantic dinner with the tourist girls. 1080 01:03:34,549 --> 01:03:37,677 - I remind you that I've a girlfriend. - I remind you that you owe me a favor. 1081 01:03:37,844 --> 01:03:39,887 Alright, but I won't see Roberta! 1082 01:03:40,054 --> 01:03:43,809 One day more, one day less. What changes? Go get ready! 1083 01:03:43,976 --> 01:03:47,563 Take off your vest. You're big league tonight. 1084 01:03:50,816 --> 01:03:53,151 Fabri, I'm at the supermarket buying groceries. 1085 01:03:53,318 --> 01:03:56,238 The girls want to eat typical Sicilian food. 1086 01:03:56,405 --> 01:03:59,032 I got the classical stuff, "arancine"... 1087 01:03:59,199 --> 01:04:00,701 The problem is, they're fried and heavy. 1088 01:04:00,868 --> 01:04:02,911 I'm afraid I'll have bad breath. 1089 01:04:03,078 --> 01:04:06,665 So I bought two packs of mints, one for each of us, 1090 01:04:06,832 --> 01:04:08,500 in case the evening turns out well. 1091 01:04:08,667 --> 01:04:10,711 Don't we want to win this Italy-Medjugorje game? 1092 01:04:10,878 --> 01:04:14,214 Remember, tonight at 9 at my folks' home. 1093 01:04:14,381 --> 01:04:16,466 Via Giuseppe Verdi 23. 1094 01:04:16,633 --> 01:04:19,219 Second floor, the door in front of the stairs. 1095 01:04:19,386 --> 01:04:21,096 You can't miss it. Be on time. 1096 01:04:28,145 --> 01:04:29,730 Federico, where are you? 1097 01:04:30,522 --> 01:04:34,401 Tonight we're eating typical Sicilian food. 1098 01:04:34,568 --> 01:04:36,278 This is a "panella". 1099 01:04:38,155 --> 01:04:41,199 "Panelle" are eaten with bread, "pane e panelle". 1100 01:04:41,366 --> 01:04:43,493 It's pronounced all together, "pane e panelle". 1101 01:04:43,660 --> 01:04:45,078 This is chickpea flour. 1102 01:04:45,245 --> 01:04:48,248 With "pane e panelle" you drink... 1103 01:04:48,415 --> 01:04:51,335 - Cappuccino? - No! Beer! 1104 01:04:51,501 --> 01:04:53,545 Cappuccino? Cappuccino? 1105 01:04:53,712 --> 01:04:56,840 Ice cold beer is what goes perfectly. 1106 01:04:57,007 --> 01:04:59,092 Here are the cappuccinos! 1107 01:05:00,010 --> 01:05:03,597 - Cappuccino, yes! - Yes, cappuccino, yes! 1108 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,690 It's good! Nice and hot. 1109 01:05:13,857 --> 01:05:15,567 This is perfect with "panelle", 1110 01:05:15,734 --> 01:05:18,028 because they're eaten like this, like cookies. 1111 01:05:19,154 --> 01:05:20,113 And then... 1112 01:05:27,621 --> 01:05:28,580 So good. 1113 01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:32,751 Who is it? 1114 01:05:32,918 --> 01:05:34,336 It must be the pizza with pineapple that I ordered. 1115 01:05:34,503 --> 01:05:36,296 Yes, pizza with pineapple! 1116 01:05:36,463 --> 01:05:39,257 - Pizza with pineapple? - Pizza with pineapple! I'm coming. 1117 01:05:39,424 --> 01:05:41,218 You have no dignity! 1118 01:05:45,138 --> 01:05:46,390 Here I come. 1119 01:05:50,185 --> 01:05:53,271 This big Mexican act can end here. Where is he? 1120 01:05:53,438 --> 01:05:56,483 Where are you going? Listen... excuse me! 1121 01:05:56,650 --> 01:05:58,443 You can't go there. 1122 01:05:59,861 --> 01:06:02,531 Love, wait. I can explain it. 1123 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:04,825 Explain what? I see you're in excellent company. 1124 01:06:07,703 --> 01:06:10,122 No, no, no, wait, Roberta... Wait a minute! 1125 01:06:12,249 --> 01:06:13,375 Love... 1126 01:06:13,542 --> 01:06:15,127 - Please, love. Wait a moment. - Go away! 1127 01:06:15,293 --> 01:06:16,461 Will you stop a minute? 1128 01:06:16,628 --> 01:06:17,838 - Will you stop a minute? - Go back up! 1129 01:06:18,005 --> 01:06:20,215 Please, stop a minute! Will you let me speak? 1130 01:06:20,382 --> 01:06:23,135 Will you let me speak? It's not what you think. 1131 01:06:23,301 --> 01:06:25,763 What you saw isn't what you think. 1132 01:06:26,889 --> 01:06:28,933 That's why you were so different lately. 1133 01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:31,602 They are two B&B tourists. 1134 01:06:31,769 --> 01:06:34,397 We brought them here because my folks came earlier. 1135 01:06:34,564 --> 01:06:37,150 - Yes. - We risked getting caught. 1136 01:06:37,316 --> 01:06:39,610 - Yes, of course. - He helped me. 1137 01:06:39,777 --> 01:06:41,195 Who is he? 1138 01:06:41,362 --> 01:06:44,907 My pleasure, Federico Pagano. We never had the pleasure of meeting. 1139 01:06:45,783 --> 01:06:49,037 - Federico Pagano, the recommended guy? - He wasn't recommended. 1140 01:06:49,203 --> 01:06:51,456 I found out he stole the recommendation 1141 01:06:51,622 --> 01:06:54,208 from the recommended guy, son of Senator Purpura. 1142 01:06:55,043 --> 01:06:58,838 If I seemed strange lately it's because... 1143 01:06:59,505 --> 01:07:01,007 I haven't been a rider for weeks. 1144 01:07:02,008 --> 01:07:04,385 - What? - I work for him. 1145 01:07:04,552 --> 01:07:07,055 I solve the case files, and get 800 Euros a month. 1146 01:07:07,221 --> 01:07:09,932 Hi! Is the pizza with pineapple for you? 1147 01:07:10,099 --> 01:07:11,976 - Yes. - Aren't you ashamed? 1148 01:07:12,143 --> 01:07:14,145 Doesn't it disgust you to do this? 1149 01:07:14,312 --> 01:07:16,814 Miss, you took the words out of my mouth. 1150 01:07:16,981 --> 01:07:21,235 How is pizza with pineapple possible? 1151 01:07:22,278 --> 01:07:24,697 You now work for the guy with a recommendation? 1152 01:07:24,864 --> 01:07:26,491 I didn't have a recommendation. 1153 01:07:26,657 --> 01:07:28,451 - I understand. - Finally! 1154 01:07:28,618 --> 01:07:30,286 No. You two absolutely disgust me. 1155 01:07:30,453 --> 01:07:32,997 - What's gotten into your head? - Wait, love. Calm down. 1156 01:07:33,164 --> 01:07:34,582 He is doing it for you. 1157 01:07:34,749 --> 01:07:36,042 Who are you? A lawyer? 1158 01:07:36,209 --> 01:07:40,004 As for the money I give him, he puts it aside to go live with you, 1159 01:07:40,171 --> 01:07:42,840 because with the odd jobs you do, you'll never live together. 1160 01:07:43,007 --> 01:07:44,425 You can't afford it, understand? 1161 01:07:44,592 --> 01:07:46,636 So our future depends on him. 1162 01:07:46,803 --> 01:07:49,555 If we've finished bullshitting, I am going. 1163 01:07:49,722 --> 01:07:51,641 Wait, love. Don't go, please. 1164 01:07:51,808 --> 01:07:54,727 - Wait, let's talk. - Leave her alone. 1165 01:07:54,894 --> 01:07:58,106 She's pissed off now. She'll calm down. 1166 01:07:58,272 --> 01:07:59,816 It's not your fault. 1167 01:08:00,983 --> 01:08:02,318 No, it's my fault. 1168 01:08:02,735 --> 01:08:05,113 I'm to blame for listening to you. 1169 01:08:05,279 --> 01:08:06,989 Because ever since I met you, 1170 01:08:07,156 --> 01:08:09,700 I've told lies to everyone who loves me. 1171 01:08:09,867 --> 01:08:13,287 I used to work as a rider, I had a girlfriend and felt good. 1172 01:08:13,412 --> 01:08:16,332 Then I made the mistake of trusting you. 1173 01:08:17,166 --> 01:08:20,837 Because if you associate with deceivers, you deceive, too. 1174 01:08:21,546 --> 01:08:22,672 Let's do something. 1175 01:08:22,839 --> 01:08:25,466 Let's pretend you and I never met. Alright? 1176 01:08:40,314 --> 01:08:43,359 Excuse me, girls. There's been a problem. 1177 01:08:44,235 --> 01:08:47,780 You must leave. There's a hotel back here. I'll pay. 1178 01:08:47,947 --> 01:08:51,117 - Everything ok? May we help? - Cappuccino? 1179 01:08:52,451 --> 01:08:54,829 Maybe next time. Here's the pizza. 1180 01:10:36,556 --> 01:10:37,557 You just don't know! 1181 01:10:37,724 --> 01:10:40,978 You can't imagine what a wonderful trip we had in Medjugorje! 1182 01:10:41,144 --> 01:10:42,646 Your dad had a good time, too. 1183 01:10:42,813 --> 01:10:45,440 Up to when your mom put holy water in my eye drops. 1184 01:10:45,607 --> 01:10:48,485 - Look at this. - They wouldn't let it on board otherwise. 1185 01:10:48,652 --> 01:10:51,154 We looked everywhere, 1186 01:10:51,321 --> 01:10:55,033 but didn't find the Friends of the Medjugorje Madonna. 1187 01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:58,370 I had even worn the special T-shirt, the one they sent last year. 1188 01:11:00,455 --> 01:11:03,458 He's your friend Fabrizio? You're working today, too? 1189 01:11:07,379 --> 01:11:10,632 Good morning. We're here for a notice of indictment. 1190 01:11:10,799 --> 01:11:12,509 Are you Mr. Federico Pagano? 1191 01:11:12,676 --> 01:11:13,927 - Yes. - What is going on? 1192 01:11:14,094 --> 01:11:15,554 Councilor Pagano, good morning. 1193 01:11:15,721 --> 01:11:18,557 We've a search warrant. We must come inside. 1194 01:11:19,391 --> 01:11:21,810 Search warrant? For what? 1195 01:11:21,977 --> 01:11:23,353 Corruption. 1196 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:26,815 Concerning the competition your son recently passed. 1197 01:11:28,025 --> 01:11:29,276 You know something about it? 1198 01:11:31,653 --> 01:11:33,113 How dare you! 1199 01:11:33,905 --> 01:11:35,532 I am Giuseppe Pagano, 1200 01:11:35,699 --> 01:11:37,117 and Giuseppe Pagano never recommended anyone. 1201 01:11:37,284 --> 01:11:38,869 I recommended him. 1202 01:11:41,997 --> 01:11:43,248 To the Madonna. 1203 01:11:43,707 --> 01:11:47,252 If it wasn't for her, he wouldn't have passed the competition. 1204 01:11:48,712 --> 01:11:49,755 Excuse me. 1205 01:11:50,339 --> 01:11:52,549 I am not feeling well. Excuse me. 1206 01:12:04,604 --> 01:12:07,398 Dad, Mom, I swear I didn't do anything. 1207 01:12:07,565 --> 01:12:11,694 A folder with written, "Chiumarulo File". 1208 01:12:11,861 --> 01:12:15,073 A photo of Silvio and Pier Silvio Berlusconi. 1209 01:12:16,282 --> 01:12:20,536 A letter addressed to Friends of the Medjugorje Madonna. 1210 01:12:20,703 --> 01:12:24,707 Friends of the Medjugorie Madonna T-shirt. 1211 01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:26,000 Will you show it to me? 1212 01:12:27,126 --> 01:12:32,256 Friends of the Medjugorje Madonna, next year's calendar. 1213 01:12:32,423 --> 01:12:33,966 Next year? 1214 01:12:35,385 --> 01:12:37,470 - Mom... - What? 1215 01:12:39,389 --> 01:12:43,267 That's why you personally wanted to give the donations. 1216 01:12:51,025 --> 01:12:52,026 Shame on you! 1217 01:12:54,112 --> 01:12:56,364 Forget about my paying for a lawyer. 1218 01:13:01,035 --> 01:13:02,453 And forget about the motorbike, too. 1219 01:13:03,996 --> 01:13:04,997 Teresa, let's leave. 1220 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,710 - Dad, Mom... - Mr. Pagano, you can't leave 1221 01:13:09,877 --> 01:13:12,338 until we've finished the search. 1222 01:13:13,005 --> 01:13:15,383 A metal seal. 1223 01:13:17,301 --> 01:13:19,345 Five stamps. 1224 01:13:23,516 --> 01:13:25,643 Mr. Pagano, we have finished here. 1225 01:13:25,810 --> 01:13:29,772 Sign the report and soon you'll receive a subpoena. 1226 01:13:30,398 --> 01:13:31,566 Have a good day! 1227 01:14:06,184 --> 01:14:07,226 Good-day, ma'am. 1228 01:14:08,144 --> 01:14:09,145 - Excuse me. - Are they inside? 1229 01:14:09,312 --> 01:14:10,480 Yes, yes. 1230 01:14:14,942 --> 01:14:16,527 We weren't expecting it. 1231 01:14:16,694 --> 01:14:19,113 - What happened to her? - A heart attack. 1232 01:14:20,031 --> 01:14:20,948 Poor thing. 1233 01:14:21,115 --> 01:14:23,159 She wasn't even that old. 1234 01:14:23,784 --> 01:14:25,244 Thanks, Gino. 1235 01:14:32,168 --> 01:14:33,628 What are you doing here? 1236 01:14:34,253 --> 01:14:37,256 Let's go outside. If my folks and Roberta see you, it'll be trouble. 1237 01:14:37,423 --> 01:14:38,592 Go on. 1238 01:14:45,849 --> 01:14:47,226 I'm sorry. 1239 01:14:48,352 --> 01:14:49,269 How do you feel? 1240 01:14:50,062 --> 01:14:52,814 How should I feel? 1241 01:14:53,941 --> 01:14:57,528 She was a special grandma. You could tell you loved each other. 1242 01:14:59,613 --> 01:15:01,073 You've already cremated her? 1243 01:15:01,865 --> 01:15:05,786 No. Grandma left me this. Mom just gave it to me. 1244 01:15:05,953 --> 01:15:08,413 This letter, too. I haven't the courage to open it. 1245 01:15:12,834 --> 01:15:15,379 My Fabrizio, this money is for you. 1246 01:15:17,005 --> 01:15:18,882 I won't need it. 1247 01:15:19,049 --> 01:15:21,009 But you certainly will. 1248 01:15:21,468 --> 01:15:23,095 You and Roberta. 1249 01:15:24,012 --> 01:15:26,056 Say hello to your friend, Federico. 1250 01:15:26,765 --> 01:15:28,225 I send you a kiss, 1251 01:15:28,392 --> 01:15:30,269 from wherever I am. 1252 01:15:30,435 --> 01:15:32,646 And don't worry about me. 1253 01:15:32,813 --> 01:15:34,982 I'm sick, but I'm fine. 1254 01:15:38,235 --> 01:15:41,405 Of the money we made with the B&B, she didn't spend one Euro. 1255 01:15:42,281 --> 01:15:44,199 She put it aside for me. 1256 01:15:50,247 --> 01:15:51,665 How'd you find out about my grandma? 1257 01:15:52,874 --> 01:15:54,042 I didn't. 1258 01:15:54,835 --> 01:15:57,462 Actually, I came here for another reason. 1259 01:15:57,629 --> 01:15:59,590 I've a problem, and I need your help. 1260 01:15:59,756 --> 01:16:03,010 Besides it not being a good moment... 1261 01:16:03,176 --> 01:16:05,762 I don't feel up to it. I told you. I just can't. 1262 01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:07,973 I received a notice of indictment. 1263 01:16:08,890 --> 01:16:09,808 Huh? 1264 01:16:10,517 --> 01:16:13,353 Someone filed an anonymous complaint to frame me. 1265 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:15,439 Anonymous? It was Purpura. 1266 01:16:16,273 --> 01:16:18,442 The Finance Police came to my home. 1267 01:16:18,609 --> 01:16:20,527 I must appear in court. 1268 01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:25,032 What do you want from me? 1269 01:16:26,491 --> 01:16:27,951 I need a lawyer. 1270 01:16:28,827 --> 01:16:30,120 Also a friend. 1271 01:16:30,871 --> 01:16:32,247 What is the saying? 1272 01:16:32,873 --> 01:16:35,125 "Who finds a friend, finds a lawyer". 1273 01:16:35,876 --> 01:16:37,252 What an idiot! 1274 01:16:41,590 --> 01:16:44,176 - What is he doing here? - Condolences. 1275 01:16:44,343 --> 01:16:46,219 Do your folks know who he is? 1276 01:16:46,678 --> 01:16:49,556 - He's the recommended shithead. - They know, they know. 1277 01:16:49,723 --> 01:16:51,683 You said you'd never see him again. 1278 01:16:52,601 --> 01:16:57,481 Dad, Mom, I didn't tell you everything about this matter. 1279 01:16:57,648 --> 01:17:01,610 Federico didn't have a recommendation. 1280 01:17:02,319 --> 01:17:06,073 He stole the recommendation from Senator Purpura's son. 1281 01:17:06,239 --> 01:17:08,408 Now people steal recommendations? 1282 01:17:08,575 --> 01:17:11,453 Dad, think about it. If he really had a recommendation, 1283 01:17:11,620 --> 01:17:13,163 would he need me to solve the files? 1284 01:17:14,081 --> 01:17:16,083 Anyway, he just received a notice of indictment 1285 01:17:16,249 --> 01:17:19,252 because the Senator wants to frame him with an anonymous complaint, 1286 01:17:19,419 --> 01:17:21,630 - and take him to court. - More lies. 1287 01:17:21,797 --> 01:17:23,633 No, love, it's not a lie. It's the truth. 1288 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:26,427 Why don't you go tell the judge the truth? 1289 01:17:26,594 --> 01:17:27,762 In fact, it's what I'll do. 1290 01:17:29,931 --> 01:17:31,683 I will defend Federico in court. 1291 01:17:34,477 --> 01:17:37,480 What is it? Am I a lawyer or not? 1292 01:17:41,234 --> 01:17:43,027 Here's a pillow. 1293 01:17:43,986 --> 01:17:45,780 If you feel observed, I'll take them off. 1294 01:17:47,365 --> 01:17:51,577 - No, they keep me company. - If you need anything, I'm over there. 1295 01:17:51,744 --> 01:17:53,705 - Good night. - Good night. 1296 01:17:55,331 --> 01:17:57,250 If I end up in jail, will you bring oranges? 1297 01:17:58,376 --> 01:18:00,920 - I will, I will. - So I'll end up in jail? 1298 01:18:01,087 --> 01:18:02,922 You will, if you don't let me sleep. 1299 01:18:03,089 --> 01:18:05,341 It was a heavy and tiring day. 1300 01:18:05,508 --> 01:18:08,219 Let me rest, and tomorrow we'll prepare the defense. 1301 01:18:08,386 --> 01:18:10,346 - Good night. - Good night. 1302 01:18:13,474 --> 01:18:15,309 Will you add tangerines, too? 1303 01:18:48,259 --> 01:18:53,097 That is the reason, Your Honor, why my client must be acquitted. 1304 01:18:56,225 --> 01:18:57,852 The jury approves. 1305 01:18:58,436 --> 01:19:01,939 - Bravo, bravo! - Let's not rejoice. Maybe... 1306 01:19:02,106 --> 01:19:05,109 - Bravo, bravo! - We may not win. 1307 01:19:05,276 --> 01:19:07,487 Don't... You're exaggerated! 1308 01:19:07,653 --> 01:19:10,490 JUSTICE BUILDING 1309 01:19:11,783 --> 01:19:15,244 - Mom, I'm nervous. - Don't worry, Luca. 1310 01:19:15,411 --> 01:19:18,581 How can I not worry? They called me to testify, not you. 1311 01:19:18,748 --> 01:19:20,291 - Luca... - If they ask me something, 1312 01:19:20,416 --> 01:19:23,544 - what should I do? - Luca, what did you see? 1313 01:19:24,462 --> 01:19:26,464 - Nothing. - What did you hear? 1314 01:19:27,173 --> 01:19:29,675 - Nothing. - So what do you have to say? 1315 01:19:31,219 --> 01:19:33,596 - Nothing. - Let's go! 1316 01:19:35,056 --> 01:19:36,516 TODAY THE PAGANO CASE STARTS 1317 01:19:36,682 --> 01:19:38,851 Mr. Giuseppe Bolignari, 1318 01:19:39,018 --> 01:19:43,064 born in Palermo, on February 18, 1963, 1319 01:19:43,231 --> 01:19:44,899 and Mr. Federico Pagano, 1320 01:19:45,066 --> 01:19:49,070 born in Malvasia, on August 30, 1996, 1321 01:19:49,237 --> 01:19:50,947 are accused of the offences 1322 01:19:51,113 --> 01:19:55,117 as per article 319 and 321 of the Penal Code, 1323 01:19:55,284 --> 01:19:59,288 in-so-much that they were in agreement for passing of a public competition. 1324 01:19:59,622 --> 01:20:01,916 An anonymous letter confirms that Bolignari 1325 01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:06,003 had indicated to Pagano the way to identify his assignment, 1326 01:20:06,170 --> 01:20:08,298 whereupon he'd give him the maximum grade, 1327 01:20:08,465 --> 01:20:11,009 with a specific phrase inside the assignment. 1328 01:20:11,176 --> 01:20:13,428 In fact, that is what emerges from a check. 1329 01:20:13,595 --> 01:20:15,681 The exchange of information supposedly took place 1330 01:20:15,848 --> 01:20:17,474 in the bathroom inside the competition room, 1331 01:20:17,641 --> 01:20:20,435 as we can see from the scenes taken from internal videocameras. 1332 01:20:20,602 --> 01:20:23,146 I call Giuseppe Bolignari to the witness stand, 1333 01:20:23,313 --> 01:20:25,732 and ask the D.A. to begin questioning. Thank you. 1334 01:20:29,820 --> 01:20:31,822 Mr. Bolignari, did you receive sums of money 1335 01:20:31,989 --> 01:20:35,576 from Federico Pagano or others, to favor winning the competition? 1336 01:20:36,368 --> 01:20:37,369 No. 1337 01:20:37,536 --> 01:20:40,539 When you entered the bathroom, as we see from the videocamera, 1338 01:20:40,706 --> 01:20:42,958 did you talk to Mr. Federico Pagano? 1339 01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:46,336 Absolutely not. I didn't see him. 1340 01:20:46,503 --> 01:20:52,217 In fact, I squatted to check if there were candidates in the bathrooms. 1341 01:20:52,718 --> 01:20:54,428 I would've seen his feet, right? 1342 01:20:54,595 --> 01:20:57,472 So you're saying that Pagano was hiding? 1343 01:20:57,639 --> 01:20:59,308 How do I know? 1344 01:20:59,683 --> 01:21:03,270 Your Honor, I went to the bathroom only to pee. 1345 01:21:03,437 --> 01:21:06,690 If peeing is an offense, then I am guilty. 1346 01:21:06,857 --> 01:21:08,483 Of course. 1347 01:21:08,650 --> 01:21:10,986 So Mr. Federico Pagano 1348 01:21:11,153 --> 01:21:14,197 won the competition because he's very well-learned, right? 1349 01:21:14,364 --> 01:21:16,658 Yes, very well-learned. 1350 01:21:17,576 --> 01:21:20,037 I call to the witness stand, Luca Purpura. 1351 01:21:21,371 --> 01:21:22,456 Go on. 1352 01:21:31,715 --> 01:21:34,760 Fully aware of the moral and judiciary responsibility 1353 01:21:34,927 --> 01:21:39,014 that I take on with my deposition, I swear to tell the truth, 1354 01:21:39,181 --> 01:21:42,059 and will hide nothing to my knowledge. 1355 01:21:42,225 --> 01:21:45,646 Mr. Purpura, you were called as a witness 1356 01:21:45,812 --> 01:21:48,398 because the security videocameras reveal 1357 01:21:48,565 --> 01:21:50,609 that you were in the bathroom too, at that moment. 1358 01:21:50,776 --> 01:21:52,527 Why did you go there? 1359 01:21:54,154 --> 01:21:55,322 To pee. 1360 01:21:55,489 --> 01:21:58,450 Then he's guilty, too! 1361 01:21:58,617 --> 01:22:01,453 - Of course! - Order in the courtroom! 1362 01:22:01,620 --> 01:22:04,498 Mr. Bolignari, remain seated or I must have you leave the courtroom. 1363 01:22:04,665 --> 01:22:06,124 I apologize. 1364 01:22:06,291 --> 01:22:09,962 Mr. Purpura, did you hear Pagano and Bolignari talk to each other? 1365 01:22:10,128 --> 01:22:12,881 - No. - Did you see Bolignari in the bathroom? 1366 01:22:13,048 --> 01:22:17,803 No. Evidently, when I went inside, he was already in a booth. 1367 01:22:17,970 --> 01:22:20,681 Did you see Federico Pagano? 1368 01:22:22,516 --> 01:22:23,433 No. 1369 01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:26,979 Was Federico Pagano perhaps in the same booth with Bolignari? 1370 01:22:27,813 --> 01:22:29,690 No. I repeat, I... 1371 01:22:30,482 --> 01:22:33,527 I didn't see anything, and don't know anything. 1372 01:22:37,614 --> 01:22:41,868 Mr. Pagano, did you know the phrase to be inserted in the assignment 1373 01:22:42,035 --> 01:22:43,537 in order to win the competition? 1374 01:22:45,038 --> 01:22:46,540 Yes. 1375 01:22:46,707 --> 01:22:48,875 - Then it's true! - See? 1376 01:22:50,002 --> 01:22:51,461 I don't believe it! 1377 01:22:51,628 --> 01:22:52,880 How did you know it? 1378 01:22:54,340 --> 01:22:55,925 I heard it in the bathroom 1379 01:22:56,092 --> 01:22:58,761 when Mr. Bolignari said it to Luca Purpura. 1380 01:22:59,637 --> 01:23:01,764 How do you dare? 1381 01:23:01,931 --> 01:23:04,517 Your Honor, call the defendant to order! 1382 01:23:04,684 --> 01:23:06,352 Order in the courtroom! Silence! 1383 01:23:07,395 --> 01:23:08,604 Please, Mr. Pagano, go ahead. 1384 01:23:09,772 --> 01:23:12,275 I was inside one of the booths, 1385 01:23:12,442 --> 01:23:15,028 and I heard Mr. Bolignari saying to Luca Purpura 1386 01:23:15,194 --> 01:23:17,155 to insert the phrase in the assignment, 1387 01:23:17,321 --> 01:23:20,366 so he would recognize it, and have him win the competition. 1388 01:23:20,533 --> 01:23:24,537 But Mr. Bolignari said he had checked, and no one was in the bathroom. 1389 01:23:24,704 --> 01:23:27,582 He would've seen his feet. How do you explain that? 1390 01:23:27,749 --> 01:23:31,044 For this, I call to the witness stand, Mrs. Teresa Bevilacqua, 1391 01:23:31,210 --> 01:23:33,963 Federico Pagano's mother. 1392 01:23:38,634 --> 01:23:40,970 That morning, Federico did not feel well. 1393 01:23:41,137 --> 01:23:46,059 He's had intestinal problems ever since he was a little boy. 1394 01:23:46,225 --> 01:23:49,103 - Since elementary school. - Mom! 1395 01:23:49,270 --> 01:23:52,732 When he's very tense, nervous or emotional... 1396 01:23:53,858 --> 01:23:56,319 he has to go to the bathroom. 1397 01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:03,201 Since I care about my son, and I love him, 1398 01:24:03,868 --> 01:24:06,954 and would never hurt him... Me! 1399 01:24:07,121 --> 01:24:10,583 That morning I said that if he must go to the bathroom, 1400 01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:12,460 he should squat. 1401 01:24:13,294 --> 01:24:16,089 Ma'am, can you explain what you mean by "squat"? 1402 01:24:16,255 --> 01:24:17,256 May I get up? 1403 01:24:18,633 --> 01:24:19,550 Please. 1404 01:24:21,302 --> 01:24:22,261 Like this. 1405 01:24:22,428 --> 01:24:25,431 Squatting, with your feet on the toilet seat, 1406 01:24:25,598 --> 01:24:28,601 to avoid coming in contact with eventual germs. 1407 01:24:43,407 --> 01:24:44,617 So let's recapitulate. 1408 01:24:44,784 --> 01:24:48,621 An anonymous letter confirms that my client won the competition 1409 01:24:48,788 --> 01:24:51,874 because in his assignment there was written a phrase in Greek. 1410 01:24:52,041 --> 01:24:53,709 No, in Latin. 1411 01:24:56,462 --> 01:24:57,588 Your Honor, 1412 01:24:58,214 --> 01:25:01,050 is that phrase actually in Latin? 1413 01:25:01,217 --> 01:25:05,596 I confirm, but that is a circumstance that was never told to Mr. Purpura. 1414 01:25:07,765 --> 01:25:09,016 So, Mr. Purpura, 1415 01:25:09,183 --> 01:25:11,727 how did you know that the phrase was in Latin? 1416 01:25:12,728 --> 01:25:14,063 Your Honor. 1417 01:25:14,230 --> 01:25:19,193 Say that you heard those two saying that phrase. Go on! 1418 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:21,571 Senator Purpura, please keep calm! 1419 01:25:21,737 --> 01:25:22,947 Yes, yes... 1420 01:25:23,906 --> 01:25:25,032 Please, Mr. Caruso. 1421 01:25:25,199 --> 01:25:29,495 Mr. Purpura, will you tell us why you know this information? 1422 01:25:31,622 --> 01:25:35,001 Now that I think of it, when I entered the bathroom, 1423 01:25:35,168 --> 01:25:38,797 I heard a voice saying to put the phrase, 1424 01:25:38,964 --> 01:25:42,259 "Ignorantia legis non excusat." 1425 01:25:42,426 --> 01:25:46,138 Now that I've heard Mr. Bolignari's voice, 1426 01:25:46,305 --> 01:25:47,639 I can say it was his. 1427 01:25:49,766 --> 01:25:50,976 - Objection. - Sustained. 1428 01:25:52,811 --> 01:25:55,314 Mr. Purpura, didn't you just state 1429 01:25:55,480 --> 01:25:57,566 that you didn't hear anything in the bathroom? 1430 01:25:57,733 --> 01:26:01,028 My son will only talk in the presence of my lawyer. 1431 01:26:01,862 --> 01:26:05,199 Mr. Purpura, I remind you that if this is false witness, 1432 01:26:05,365 --> 01:26:07,910 it is an offense. Understand? You'll end up in jail. 1433 01:26:10,495 --> 01:26:13,373 I didn't even want to participate in that competition, 1434 01:26:13,540 --> 01:26:15,083 but my mother obliged me! 1435 01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:17,920 Silence! Be quite, idiot! 1436 01:26:18,086 --> 01:26:19,838 The idiot won't go to jail because of you! 1437 01:26:20,005 --> 01:26:21,757 You wrote the anonymous letter 1438 01:26:21,924 --> 01:26:24,259 because you were convinced that Pagano had given Bolignari 1439 01:26:24,426 --> 01:26:26,345 - more than what you gave him! - Objection! 1440 01:26:26,511 --> 01:26:29,806 Mr. Bolignari, you cannot object. Only the attorneys can do that. 1441 01:26:29,973 --> 01:26:32,100 Alright, but he is useless. He doesn't object. 1442 01:26:32,267 --> 01:26:34,937 He doesn't speak, doesn't say anything. Go on. Object. 1443 01:26:35,103 --> 01:26:37,564 - Your Honor, objection. - Overruled. 1444 01:26:37,731 --> 01:26:39,816 If you want me to say everything, 1445 01:26:39,983 --> 01:26:43,070 I didn't forget the phrase. I didn't write it on purpose, 1446 01:26:43,237 --> 01:26:46,323 because I am tired of your recommendations! 1447 01:26:47,991 --> 01:26:51,286 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 1448 01:26:51,453 --> 01:26:53,413 You're an idiot! Idiot! 1449 01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:56,541 You're just like your father! Just like your father! 1450 01:26:56,708 --> 01:26:58,502 That is why I left him. 1451 01:26:59,127 --> 01:27:02,381 Get away from me! If you touch me I'll report you. 1452 01:27:14,851 --> 01:27:15,978 Your Honor, 1453 01:27:16,895 --> 01:27:18,355 what is my client accused of? 1454 01:27:20,232 --> 01:27:22,276 Stealing a recommendation? 1455 01:27:23,235 --> 01:27:27,614 Being one of the many young people obliged to find some way 1456 01:27:27,781 --> 01:27:29,574 of being independent, 1457 01:27:29,741 --> 01:27:32,786 and avoid being supported by parents at 30 years of age? 1458 01:27:32,953 --> 01:27:34,037 What shall we accuse him of? 1459 01:27:35,122 --> 01:27:38,542 Of being late because society is rushing him? 1460 01:27:40,335 --> 01:27:42,587 Today, being young is difficult, Your Honor. 1461 01:27:42,754 --> 01:27:46,550 Because society makes you anxious, even if you aren't. 1462 01:27:48,176 --> 01:27:51,888 You... your generation, that of our parents, 1463 01:27:52,055 --> 01:27:55,767 had a home, a job, a family when you were 25. 1464 01:27:55,934 --> 01:27:59,688 Instead, at 30 we don't have... 1465 01:27:59,855 --> 01:28:01,648 - Jack shit. - ...a life. 1466 01:28:01,815 --> 01:28:03,692 We can say that we young people... 1467 01:28:04,276 --> 01:28:06,528 are bad off, but are fine. 1468 01:28:08,905 --> 01:28:10,866 We don't want a steady job. 1469 01:28:11,950 --> 01:28:14,911 We'd just like a place in society. 1470 01:28:15,912 --> 01:28:18,623 Your Honor, I participated in that competition, too. 1471 01:28:19,374 --> 01:28:23,212 And I'm one of those who, to be able to live with his girlfriend... 1472 01:28:26,382 --> 01:28:27,383 would do anything. 1473 01:28:28,801 --> 01:28:30,803 So I ask myself who is to blame? 1474 01:28:30,970 --> 01:28:33,598 You? The old generations, 1475 01:28:34,807 --> 01:28:37,727 that weren't able to look at us? Or is it our fault, 1476 01:28:38,519 --> 01:28:40,146 because we're not on the ball? 1477 01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:44,859 Perhaps future generations will come and... 1478 01:28:45,026 --> 01:28:48,196 will tell us the same things that we're saying to you. 1479 01:28:48,363 --> 01:28:51,449 Because you've told us many times, "We'll see". 1480 01:28:52,241 --> 01:28:55,161 This "We'll see" has come. 1481 01:28:56,579 --> 01:28:59,749 Federico Pagano didn't pay anyone, 1482 01:28:59,916 --> 01:29:03,669 nor did he convince anyone to do anything against his will. 1483 01:29:04,754 --> 01:29:07,423 So he didn't commit any offense. 1484 01:29:07,590 --> 01:29:10,301 Let's say that if the right train passes by only once in your life, 1485 01:29:11,677 --> 01:29:14,597 he got on without paying the ticket. 1486 01:29:15,973 --> 01:29:18,976 Therefore, he must be acquitted. 1487 01:29:19,727 --> 01:29:20,686 Thank you. 1488 01:29:51,884 --> 01:29:55,513 As per article 530 of the Procedural Penal Code, 1489 01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:57,932 the court declares that Bolignari Giuseppe 1490 01:29:58,099 --> 01:30:02,562 is guilty of the offense in article 319 of the Penal Code, 1491 01:30:02,728 --> 01:30:05,690 and sentences him to four years in prison. 1492 01:30:05,857 --> 01:30:07,066 Furthermore... 1493 01:30:07,900 --> 01:30:11,154 it acquits Federico Pagano, because the fact is not an offense. 1494 01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:13,156 The session is over. 1495 01:30:26,252 --> 01:30:29,005 What are you looking at? Keep your eyes on the desk. 1496 01:30:35,470 --> 01:30:36,721 Thank you. 1497 01:30:38,181 --> 01:30:40,975 Thank you. Thanks so much. 1498 01:30:46,189 --> 01:30:48,483 I didn't know how... 1499 01:30:49,525 --> 01:30:50,818 to explain everything to you. 1500 01:30:57,533 --> 01:30:59,243 We are in a courtroom. 1501 01:30:59,410 --> 01:31:01,329 I was acquitted. Do you want to be arrested? 1502 01:31:01,496 --> 01:31:04,248 - Alright, but... - Go on. What have we come to? 1503 01:31:04,415 --> 01:31:05,708 - Don't exaggerate! - Go on! 1504 01:31:05,875 --> 01:31:08,128 - Shit! Not even in the Middle Ages... - Go on! 1505 01:31:08,295 --> 01:31:10,172 - Come on! - He's a bit exaggerated. 1506 01:31:11,798 --> 01:31:16,094 Therefore, after the updated consideration of the assignments, 1507 01:31:16,261 --> 01:31:17,804 the winner of the competition 1508 01:31:17,971 --> 01:31:20,307 that created so much discussion in the last few days... 1509 01:31:20,474 --> 01:31:24,561 just think... is Fabrizio Caruso... 1510 01:31:24,728 --> 01:31:28,941 Fabrizio! Fabrizio! Fabrizio! 1511 01:31:29,107 --> 01:31:33,654 - Fabrizio! Fabrizio! - No, not him. 1512 01:31:34,571 --> 01:31:37,991 Everyone can eat lasagna today, except Fabrizio. 1513 01:31:38,158 --> 01:31:40,285 See? You said that he couldn't pass the competition 1514 01:31:40,452 --> 01:31:42,913 - because they were all rigged. - But it was rigged! 1515 01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:45,582 Fabrizio won, but it was none-the-less rigged. 1516 01:31:45,749 --> 01:31:47,084 Here comes the cake! 1517 01:31:47,251 --> 01:31:49,836 Good-day. Where shall I put the cake? 1518 01:31:54,633 --> 01:31:55,551 Congratulations! 1519 01:31:56,426 --> 01:31:59,096 Congratulations? Aren't you upset with us? 1520 01:31:59,263 --> 01:32:01,807 With you? Are you kidding? 1521 01:32:01,974 --> 01:32:05,936 Thanks to you, for a few years I've gotten rid of my ball-buster mother. 1522 01:32:06,103 --> 01:32:09,314 She has house arrest and I found a job. I can put money aside, 1523 01:32:09,481 --> 01:32:13,026 and finally go live in London by myself. 1524 01:32:13,193 --> 01:32:16,738 - Then come and eat with us. - Come on! Sit down! 1525 01:32:16,905 --> 01:32:18,323 - Can you get the cake? - Excuse me. 1526 01:32:18,490 --> 01:32:19,449 - At this point... - Pour him something to drink. 1527 01:32:19,616 --> 01:32:24,830 Wait. If everything went well, it's thanks to the Medjugorje Madonna. 1528 01:32:24,997 --> 01:32:28,000 I had Giuseppe promise me that if Federico was acquitted... 1529 01:32:28,166 --> 01:32:31,396 - You'd go back to Medjugorje? - I wish. 1530 01:32:34,750 --> 01:32:35,785 No! 1531 01:32:39,471 --> 01:32:45,185 E POI SI VEDE 1532 01:32:46,633 --> 01:32:48,787 TO MAURIZIO BOLOGNA 118927