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Hey, come in. Have a seat.

What did

you call me over here for?

We're actually waiting on another guest. Is there anything I can get you to

drink while we're waiting?

Not really.

Let's hurry this up, though. I have somewhere to be.

Yeah, all right. We can do that.

Oh, you called me. You want to have some fun? Yeah, of course. Go have a seat.

Okay.

Who's that guy?

Who the fuck is you?

Yeah,

so, uh, who is this guy?

What's going on?

So, gentlemen, I have called you both here today because I regret to inform

that you have both been my boyfriend and...

With how much fun that we've had together, I will be getting married

our fun will have to end.

What the fuck? You've been fucking this dude and me and some other dude?

Wait, we're supposed to be fucking on, like, here. You're supposed to tell me

about all that. What's going on?

Well, I mean, you're all so different, and I liked every one of you for

completely different reasons.

Really? Seriously?

Yeah. That's the best you can come up with?

That's true.

I'll let you eat my ass.

I put my finger in your butt.

I mean, I fucking, like, bought a whole gallon of lube and we used all of it

that one night. Remember?

I definitely remember that.

Yeah, so how can you just... We made noises.

Yeah. What is it?

Well, here's the thing.

Because I'm getting married...

I want you two to fuck me one more time and come inside me, because my fiancé's

going to be home at some point very soon this afternoon, and I'm not going to

waste this opportunity.

Really?

Yeah, just, well, it's nothing even if you got me, because this other dude, or

at least came out of nowhere.

It's just, you got what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

So, I have to share it.

I put me hold with this guy.

You don't have to.

That's what I wanted.

That's what you wanted?

Mm -hmm.

A lot to think about, man.

Yeah, I did. I wasn't prepared for all this.

I'll let you know.

Yeah, I'm just going to... When are you talking about doing this?

Well, I'm going to be in the bedroom, so if you decide you would like to do that

with me, that's where I'll be.

And you know what? She asked me to ask for her.

And I figured out her head. I mean, if she's telling me this is going to be my

last time, I'm going to go ahead and take that last time.

I don't know about you.

I think I'm going to.

You need to eat.

You want to have that? You want to have that?

You want to eat? You want to eat?

You want to eat?

You want to eat? You want to eat?

You want to eat?

You want to eat?

I don't like this guy.

Yeah, well. You don't have to.

Half the day you probably won't see me.

That's it, come on

What's all that? That's it. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah,

there you go. Spin it.

What you want?

What y 'all talking about?

What y 'all talking about?

What are you talking about?

You can fuck my stuff.

You can fuck her, you can fuck.

Yeah, you can fuck.

You've been such a good side dude.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm cool.

Oh, there we go.

Thank you.

I could smell something going on in here.

Where could this possibly be coming from?

Babe? Are you masturbating again?

She's not in here.

Hmm.

Okay.

What the heck?

Everything's a mess in here.

Guess she'd like it if I put him back.

Babe, where'd you go?

Where you at?

Okay.

Definitely not there.

I expect the check is in here.

What's going on in here?

What the heck?

You guys got to explain this to me right now.

What the heck is going on here?

Why are you naked?

We're getting married, so I figured I'd end the relationships I had with my

other boyfriend.

Oh, okay, that makes sense.

What do you mean?

I'm going to watch.

I don't want to miss a moment with her.

Continue.

Really?

To him?

Yeah. Okay.

I guess we're doing this.

You've posed surprises, baby.

I might not have to break up with you guys after all.

Yeah, well, you just look at him while he quotes.

You can do whatever you want, baby.

It's the support of men.

You know.

He's very supportive.

I'll bring it to you.

Thank you.

Just bounce it. Just bounce it.

Just bounce your ass.

She likes what?

She likes the DVD.

Really? Yeah.

Well, that's great. She didn't want that.

Is that what you want?

Is that what you want?

You're going so big at it now.

Well, just like that big. Don't worry about it.

What did I do?

Yeah, get on top of this.

Turn around.

No,

no, sit on your feet.

Oh.

Maybe you should get a... Where do you want us to come, by the way? Because,

know, I got some dew and I got ice.

I don't know.

Can you both please come inside me?

Wait, what?

Oh, baby.

You're going to take a nap outside. I'll see you soon.

Can you both please come inside me?

Really?

You know I love that.

Okay. You know what? I'm down.

I guess I'm down. Thank you.

I'm down. Fuck it.

Let's get it.

Go ahead, do your thing.

Hold your face when you walk up.

Face your face when you walk up.

Yeah.