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Oh oh.

In the

beginning, there was nothing except Aboriginals.

Obviously.

And for billions and billions and billions of years,

they lived in peace and harmony.

I we so advanced in sophisticated.

They had trade and agriculture and 100% renewable energy,

and they even had foreign cars and cappuccinos.

Yeah, you're right and perfect.

Very progressive in every single way.

Until the white fella came and screwed it all up.

Oh, that's all the noise blowers going on

for the next 200 years.

Australia was ruled by the colonizers.

Everything sucked.

But sovereignty, we never ceded.

And a few line aboriginals forged

a radical new alliance with the guys.

The trans, the non binary

feminist influences on Tik Tok, the disabled,

the neurodivergent, the asexual, the unemployed students, the queers.

The second generation immigrants, and of course, the facts.

And together they called themselves the progressives.

And so begun the culture wars.

They fought on the internet.

They fought on the streets.

They fought all the time and got up early every day to win battles.

Our teeth with logical like I hear an argument, but it wasn't enough.

So the progressives came together and crafted a massive weapon.

They poured all their grievances, their trauma.

They lived experiences into one vessel.

The victimhood,

the most powerful weapon in the whole world.

It was so powerful.

They swear to deflect criticism with total moral authority.

And you can always go for it.

You right? By saying stuff.

The colonizers didn't stand a chance against the progressives

armed with their precious victims in the culture.

War was fought and the colonizers met their.

And so the culture war was one.

And that's the very true story of how Australia became

the progressive Paradise it is today, where everyone lives in peace

and love under an eternal rainbow that never goes out.

And I should know, I'm the Prime Minister.

Oh, by the good progressives of Australia have voted me

the most retarded person on the planet for six consecutive terms.

And this is my beautiful daughter, Princess Stacy.

I'm a woman,

and she's not just one of the most feminine and sexy women in the world.

She's also a very strong and very bright.

Thanks, dad, but don't think for a second that we've got any real power in society.

Oh, no.

Only Aboriginals can be the true sovereigns.

And the flag is the most indigenous person in the world.

He's Maori, he's 1/16 Aboriginal and very much in charge.

You see, after the cultural was won, we got to work decolonizing,

rebuilding society from the ground up, starting with the really important stuff

like renaming our capital city, Melbourne,

from his disgusting colonized name back to its original Aboriginal.

Not nah, it's not cool and not tokenistic at all.

In fact, we changed everything back to their original Indigenous night

like The Cooler Bridget and what a big Nana here.

And not only as Radical Village

and working with AI Aboriginal Intelligence, we've been able to restore

Nan to a truly modern and progressive city.

We don't just have medical trauma centers, we have generational trauma as well.

This is a world where you can be whatever you want, where you can choose

from facet of genders, with the department of pronouns releasing

more every day where you can do whatever you want

regardless of your skills, abilities, or sexual proclivities.

This is a world where everyone is loved and accepted with equal,

where everything's accessible,

inclusive and diverse, with equity and tolerance and buzzwords.

Because this is a world, it's not just progressive.

This is a world that's super progressive.

Oh, great.

Another day in progressive Paradise.

Good morning nom.

Good morning rainbow.

Good morning, fellow white striped mouse.

Good morning rats.

Good morning most.

Good morning.

Human remains.

It's good morning les. Oh, no optimism.

That's toxic positivity.

I'm sorry. Yeah.

Rise and shine, you privileged white bastards.

It's time for your morning. Apologies.

Oh. Oh. Yes.

Oh. Love begins his forgiveness. Oh.

I want a bright start to the day.

Three slogans already this morning, fellas.

Food tastes like come off in.

I'm sick of cleaning up shit.

Oh! Come on. It's the least we could do for all my senses.

Intrusive shooting on everyone else.

I treat us like slights.

Oh, someone has to carry the burden of all the labor exploitation of the past.

It's like we're animals, too.

I'm starting to think these people more righteous.

Come on. It's impossible.

Racist against white people.

And what's even better, after a long day begins with forgiveness.

Trying to heal sins. That history.

We get to do it all again tomorrow.

Fellas, we really are.

I mean, gee whiz to the beautiful.

The rainbow looks to all you.

Guys.

Do you?

Rainbow?

I wish that someday I'll make up

for all the crimes that I didn't commit or benefit from.

And then maybe one day,

I can be more than just an oppressor

who's missing up on the rainbow.

And who dares dream of a better life.

What are you thinking tonight?

Character or something? You're the lowest rung of society.

What sort of stupid movie would put you as the main character?

Oh, tonight the super regressive movie.

That's right.

I would never fun film with you as the protagonist.

You're a white, cisgendered straight.

Now you're a fatty.

You'll always be a back.

You don't deserve any narrative privileges.

No audience sympathy, no plot, no conveniently

timed sighs.

And since you didn't shoot because I gotta be another deep,

how come you say, this'll be a movie

about you? Come on, man.

What about you? Come on, man.

You must be rich enough that I was born to

an invisible, logical woman.

Did you just look at my vagina?

That's sexual harassment, you perverted, chauvinistic pig.

Oh, no, no, no, I wasn't looking at you at all.

Why not? Am I invisible to you or something?

That's a risha.

This is the most beautiful woman in the world.

How dare you deny her?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to upset you, Princess.

Why do you men have to make it all about you?

You just can't accept that the patriarchy is over, Kenny.

The reason I'm having trouble regulating

my emotions right now is because I have my period. Okay?

Oh, I had no idea.

What do you mean, you had no idea?

The princess is obviously menstruating.

Are you calling me a liar? You know what?

I think it's just best if I shut my big, dumb white mouth.

What a shock.

Another man refusing to speak up about oppression silences, vows.

That's not just a microaggression.

That's a macro aggression.

I should have you hung.

Wait.

I think you mean hang.

Are you seriously about to mansplain to me right now?

Mansplaining is a very toxic crime.

You know, what we do to mansplain is don't show.

Yeah.

Go on, tell me, wouldn't that be

mansplaining itself?

Oh, my God, look how scary is.

I was just joking, you weirdo.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

That was very funny, Princess.

I nearly choked on my hormones.

Oh, that's just a joke.

Then why didn't you effing laugh?

You didn't laugh at a woman's joke.

Jim, I'm going for a run. Oh.

For not laughing at a woman's very funny joke.

The defendant is charged with misogyny in the first degree.

He's a white, straight, cisgendered male.

I rest my case, Your Honor.

Well, I've heard enough.

I presume he's guilty.

Please, I'm not a misogynist. Let me prove to you.

Oh, objection. Your honor.

The defendant is trying to defend themselves.

This is not the time or place for facts and evidence based.

These are the feelings by this court.

And I feel like you're guilty.

Not so fast.

This better be good.

I'm gay and retarded, Your Honor.

I'll allow it.

Now, may I please have a moment to confer with my client?

Please?

Duke, what the hell are you doing?

Hey, I thought you were gay and retarded.

I'm not actually gay and retarded.

I'm just pretending. What? Why would you do that?

Because I'm a white guy, just like you. These people are nuts.

They hate us.

But you can't be an offender if you're also a victim.

I can't do that.

I can't just pretend.

Of course. Kid.

Hey, everybody's doing it.

Well, anyone that wasn't lucky enough to actually be born

with a debilitating disease of disability.

Like, look at Michelle over there.

You're not going to believe this.

She's actually a dude.

I can't.

I can't just lie and say that I'm oppressed.

What if they check what and challenge your existence?

Come on, Pete, hurry up.

One moment please.

All now.

See how easy it is?

So everyone's pretending.

I could have sworn that judge was actually retarded.

Oh, no. He's very retarded.

Lucky bastard.

For the rest of us, we're all just pretending.

It's how the stupid progressive world works, Pete.

So what are you going to pretend to be surprised?

Autistic fury? Maybe. All right.

I'm bored.

Could just bring a hammer and say guilty pleas.

I believe my client has a point of personal privilege, Your Honor.

Will you please go on?

Save yourself. Act like a victim.

No, I'm not going to pretend.

I'm guilty. Guilty, guilty, guilty.

I sentenced the defendant today to death.

2025 for each job secured.

Page five. But we are missing.

Brought to you by the official gender fluid of social justice for yourself.

When you pronounce. I.

Am your host, Sally Beaver.

And I'm having a panic attack right this very minute.

I'm sorry.

I'm. Thanks, Sally.

I'm down here.

And I also suffer from mild anxiety.

And I'm highly sensitive to loud noises.

Oh, my guys, an incredibly diverse crowd gathered here today

for what is going to be one of our most satisfying executions ever.

Even the kids are getting into a murderous frenzy.

And of course, keeping the crowd entertained in the meantime

are our super sexy and healthy cheerleaders.

Can't

enter to see everyone sitting back

relaxing, checking out a few booster shots.

Vaccines. Here, here.

Vaccine. Vaccine.

Yeah. Oh, let's take a look in the royal box now.

All hail the progressive leader, Prime Minister Elmo.

And there's his daughter, Princess Daisy, looking stunning and bright.

She really is one of the most beautiful biological females in Nam.

And of course, the original custodians of time and space.

The originals are in the house.

And now, before we bring out this white piece of shit and kill him,

if I may just take a brief 2020

five minutes to quickly acknowledge the traditional owners of the land.

Billions and billions of years ago, the most.

Always was.

Always. Ruby. Oh! Ruddy face.

What do you reckon?

Should we kill this white Nazi scum?

Fascist pig in the name of the right man? Who?

Any final words?

All my life, I've tried to be progressive.

I've grown up believing that I'm too privileged to be treated equally.

And that I deserve to be enslaved and beaten up and shat on every day.

But as I look out over this crowd, of all you loving and compassionate people

violently cheering for my death, I'm starting to think that maybe

this isn't a progressive Paradise after all.

But what would?

Oh, now I'm just a dumb white guy.

My opinion doesn't matter.

Kill me.

Oh, sorry. Oh.

Rainbow flick it just as we're about to kill prey.

Maybe it's a sign of some kind.

Daddy. What the rainbow. Flicka.

I don't know, honey,

but I'm sure all the progressives here will act calmly and rationally.

To try to.

What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

Widespread panic.

Let's prepare everyone for looting and riots, please.

Yes, sir. You.

Daddy, what's going on?

Justice.

The old photo is just not okay.

Oh, good uncle Maurice here.

Oh, black and white one.

Please tell us what to do.

We don't have much time.

Follow me and bring the white boy.

Oh, y'all.

Yeah. Oh, cool.

What happened to the rainbow?

What's going on? We're all in grave danger.

Only the Chosen One will save us now.

Who speak of the prophecies?

What's the prophecy? Oh, shut up, white boy.

We're here. Where's here?

The end of the rainbow.

Ooh! Whoa!

Brilliant white boy.

We should hurry up and slip to the end of the world.

They're gonna be here any minute.

Who's nearly here calling us the colonizers?

We defeated him in the culture war. Everyone knows that.

It's time for some truth telling.

The progressives didn't win the culture wars.

We lost that.

Look, it wasn't even close.

We started cutting

kids dicks off, gluing ourselves to rise.

Fallen Superman fighting, sitting Teslas off for flying private jets.

The climate change conference is forcing people to use paper straws was ridiculous.

It didn't make any sense,

but I thought we were stronger and fought harder than them.

Not now. We'll wake is peace.

We told to be gay, but we're really just a bunch of purple pussies.

But I thought we had the ultimate weapon.

What happened to the victimhood?

We lost the victim.

It was so powerful.

Everyone more innovative,

aggressive, started fighting each other over the Martian.

The victim one was torn apart,

and the chaos

was lost forever.

We lost their victimhood.

Lost the culture war.

Daddy! I don't believe him.

You have to believe him, honey.

He's one 6 to 8 original.

Yeah.

Consider this your trigger warning, because what's in here will really knock

you off your milk cry.

After we embarrass, that shows you the culture war.

We had no choice but to run away and hide.

But then more.

How's the whole world?

A progressive Paradise then?

Lesson thing.

Princess design a progressive paradox.

This is a progressive bubble.

Oh, come on, I gave you a trigger warning.

We live in a bubble.

What's out there? The real world.

A dangerous and racist place that no progressive has ever survived.

This rainbow here is a shield.

We call it the virtue signal and its protectors.

Till now, what happens if the rainbow goes there?

That's a virtue signal.

This is no longer a safe space.

Oh, I need to be good.

Don't you talk.

I get that they sold me for fuck three.

This is the echo chamber.

A closed door ideological feedback loop.

The patch was purchased, and its core space.

The loss of the victim would.

Wall.

Up until now, the bubble spreading, powered

by every shred of the victim would.

Get an eight. More than that.

It going to stop the colonizers and save progress in bubble

energy.

And here I've discovered the answers left to me by my ancestors.

Take a look at these Aboriginal paintings.

Wow. I'll give you a $1 million for it.

What?

No, they're just a bunch of dots and squiggles.

These are the Aboriginal paintings.

Oh, I say, this is the prophecy of the only person who can.

Cyrus.

One who venture out to the real world and reclaim the victimhood

from its ancient resting place and wield it's awesome power and save the world

from the oppressive colonizers

to become the coolest workers, most compassionate person ever.

And they'll even get their own show on the ABC.

So where would the Chosen One find the victim?

One, rashly the oldest, concealed its location here in this party

in a way that only a wise old Aboriginal man could decipher it all.

Figured it out.

Wow. How did you do it? Simple.

All I had to do was connect the dots.

Behold, the victim who can be found here.

Of course, the only place a white man can never set foot.

That's so smart.

Well, of course, the elders were super smart.

They saw all this coming, and they foretold it.

With the rainbow begins to fight and the white man will soon

return to colonize a progressive Paradise once again.

But the Chosen One will come forth and save us.

It can be only one.

The ultimate minority, the one true victim, the super progressive.

And he is here amongst us, right this very minute.

All right.

Bloody nice to be the chosen one.

But I'll do it.

Oh, accept the call to adventure.

Oh, my God, that's so cringe.

The chosen one can't be a white guy.

You're not the main character.

You're such a dumb, stupid idiot.

Everyone knows Uncle Murray's the chosen one.

It's been obvious since the carriage.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Of course it's not me.

It's stupid.

I'm so confused. What am I doing here?

Oh. Needed someone to carry me bags.

Oh, great.

That's everything I need to single handedly save the bubble.

Yeah. Come on, white boy.

It's time for us to step into the real world.

You know, we built this bridge long ago.

But up until now, no one's ever gotten over it.

Good luck.

Murray.

Oh, I think this mission's missing one thing.

Female representation.

Stacy, no! Please don't go.

The real world is a dangerous place, and I respect women out there.

You can get murdered, all right.

Or worse, not pay as much as men.

Don't worry about me, daddy.

I'd worry about the real world.

They've never seen a woman like me before.

Oh, wait.

You're my best social justice warrior and my weakest man.

I need you to look after my princess, Stacy.

Oh, but, sir, I wouldn't dare undermine her female agency.

There's just to do with her.

He's a convicted misogynist.

But I trust he's perfect.

I want you to make sure he keeps your hands off my sexy daughter.

Oh, but, sir, that sounds like patriarchal overreach.

Hey, I'm the prime minister, and that's an order.

Now give me a jacket. It'll blow your cover.

They say what they say. You in that.

Now, now you're a lefty progressive. From now.

Has this

perfect.

And I want this misogynist brought back alive.

Oh, thanks.

You haunt us so he can kill you when you get back.

Oh, okay. Oh, God. Kick kick kick. Kick it!

Hurry up.

We need those bags. Oh.

Oh, sure is a little white.

Well, you think that's who you think of?

All the emotional baggage already carry.

I think you'll be all right, mate. Yeah, sure.

Yeah, of course I'll be fine.

You know.

Yeah. Oh. Thanks, Liz.

No. Not you.

Just me.

The bags, you idiot.

All right, hold on.

Quick, pass us the bags.

Good one.

Pete. That was everything.

Yeah.

Ha, ha!

You idiot!

Faith never got a joy out here because of you, you fool.

How am I supposed to suppress all my toxic masculinity without my hormones?

Oh my God. I broke a nail.

I'm going to bloody kill you!

Is that my fault? Oh! Good one.

You stupid idiot!

Way to ruin the whole mission.

Welcome to the real world, everybody.

This is not a fair place out here.

Bad things happen to people like us.

So it's not my fault.

It's your fault.

Everything's your fault.

Always. Yeah, I see Murray.

Give it to him now.

Even though Pete's lost all the maps, food and shelter.

Critical for our survival.

Luckily, I'm an Aboriginal.

This is Bali.

Now I can use my special Aboriginal powers

to track my white all through and find the victimhood.

Because my connection to country is not only deep and sacred.

It's completely unquestionable.

All right.

Yeah. Follow me.

It's time for us to leave the safety of our bubble.

We're going walkabout.

Uncle Byron.

That was fast.

Did you get the victimhood, Barry?

Actually, all the owners are telling me it's this way by me.

Come on. Sorry.

Where are you going?

Murray?

Sir, take a look at this.

Oh, no.

This can't be good.

We have to tell the Prime Minister now.

Prime Minister?

There's been an ideological spill.

Go on

for progressives.

They've left the bubble.

Oh, but they seem to be headed north into the outback.

Let's go pay a visit, shall we?

Oh, we've been walking all day.

Stupid vegan leather shoes.

My feet are killing me.

Your feet hurt.

Try walking in heels all day.

Oh, you think that's painful?

Imagine walking in the footsteps of your ancestors

on the very sacred land that was stolen from them.

Each. A cruel reminder. Oh, and those.

Does anyone want my shoes?

It's got a pretty good store.

Oh, no, they do not.

Yeah. Ooh.

I think I'd rather the blisters.

Well, I should think anyone would want to walk a mile in your shoes.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, everyone.

I can't keep going.

I'm starving, Uncle Murray.

Helen, until we get to all the rain.

We had 2000km.

What? No, we can't survive without food till then.

What are we gonna do?

Want our own food? Hell, we've got nothing.

None of us.

I had a hunch we're screwed.

Don't

ever question my ability to live off the land.

I'm sorry, Uncle Murray.

Must be all these testosterone coursing through my veins.

It's making me angry.

Hungry? He's hungry.

He's becoming a typical male.

He needs to eat before he turns into a real monster.

Well, I guess once again, a black fella's going to have to labor for the whites.

Stand back.

Try. Oh!

The wind. Got it.

That was the wind.

Did you see that? Gusts of wind. Oh, that was awesome.

L'll go get it. That's what boomerangs came back for themselves.

What would you do now? Shut your mouth.

Not all boomerangs come back into throwing stick.

Not a bloody toy.

Oh! Found it.

Oh, you put that to him.

That's cultural appropriation. Ooh!

Nuh Oh!

Ooh! Protein.

Oh. How good is it cooked over an open flame.

I thought you were vegan. No.

No point being vegan in the real world.

I'm stuffed.

Oh. Good work.

Paid for once.

Yeah. Not too bad for a dumb white male. Yeah.

Thanks a lot, mate.

It was really great to watch you steal my boomerang and my culture.

This trapeze is spiritual engineering.

Just what you wait around willy nilly like a toy.

I really am sorry, Murray, but I at least started the four over myself.

Yeah, I guess all that practice sitting at Black Fella's bed's on fire

really paid off, didn't it?

I guess so. You know, I wish.

Oh, man, it's so weird not seeing a rainbow in the sky.

I really thought it was real.

Rainbows are real.

And don't you think that they're just some sort of multicolored arc of light?

So then what are they? Gather round.

Let Uncle Murray tell you a little story in the drying time.

Long before people walk the land.

A great creature slipped beneath the earth.

She was the rainbow shade.

Wow. The rainbow surfer sounds like a really cool guy.

Snake. He's not a guy, snake.

It's my people's most sacred credit. Boom!

Wait, what? Is that music still playing?

My people.

Oh, Murray White.

My brothers.

Oh bloody hell, Barry, the kids go there again.

Oh no worries.

Katie are going for his gold mine. Oh, yeah.

She's coming now.

Look. I'm sorry. What's wrong? Get him!

Oh! Bloody hell.

Barry, this generator's cocked completely.

Oh, I'm sorry, Katie.

It was working before I left.

They shot my Aboriginal brothers.

They pushed Pete's bush pigs. But it's big.

It's the most dangerous animals out there.

How can you tell?

Look, that is the world's most racist flag.

And our enemies right under us.

That's a 79 Land Cruiser.

I reckon I can hotwire it.

Princess, you know how to work, Don't doubt me.

I'm a woman.

I'll figure it out. Stop bickering! You choke!

Shut up and steal the car.

I don't know how it feels wrong to steal

stealing from white people's completely justified.

All right, Princess, go get the car.

We'll wait here for you.

I've got to help her. Stacey, wait.

So what do we do, Uncle Murray?

You what? People have. Shut up!

You gonna blow air? Come on.

Well, well, well, look what we have.

Oh. Good one.

Pete.

Take a look at all that rustling in the bushes.

Bring him a bit closer, Barry.

Let me get a good look at him.

Sorry, boys.

Oh, I saw it's not what it used to be.

Name's Keith.

You've already met Barry. Good.

I felt like hippies.

I fell as everyone calls me horsie because I'm always on the sauce.

Ha ha ha ha.

Can I get you guys a beer? What?

You might.

So long as there's no need of that Japanese piece.

Right.

What was that?

A bit of casual racism when he attacked.

As racist as possible.

If they think we're a couple of fellow bushpigs, we'll be fine.

Here you go, boys.

A couple of Australian bees.

Thanks, mate.

Jeez. To being a white Australian male.

What's with the emphasis on what?

Lance?

What are you doing here?

No, no, no, I just came to see if you needed help.

I don't need your help. Locked.

I'm gonna have to break through the glass ceiling.

Great idea.

Yeah. Quick, stand on my shoulders.

Never.

Anyway, you blokes hungry?

I've got some champagne on the go.

Yum. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's a test.

These people hate immigrants.

So, what do you say, fellas?

Can I interest you in some chow mein?

Oh, no thanks.

We don't eat that immigrant shit.

But my wife might just shell me.

Oh, yeah. Right.

As if your wife's a Chinese immigrant.

My wife's Filipino.

You know, I love her very much.

But work. Fate. You're a natural.

Oh, I can't get up.

It's like the whole world's rigged against me.

Yeah. Let me get between your legs. I'll help you get to the top.

I'm not going to spread my legs for you. Get off!

Whoa!

Oh, Princess, what are you doing to me?

Lance? Did you just.

That's gross.

This great country is a melting pot of culture.

Now, if you want to have

a nuanced conversation about population growth, let's have it.

But if you want to talk down

about our Pan Pacific neighbors, you can walk at my campsite, right?

Yeah. Oh, Ronnie.

I'm hungry.

Oh, I never took you as a Xena fart.

Poor Murray is going to be devastated.

Oh, come on, caffeine.

I mean, mate, all night it was down for a piece, mate.

I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.

You shouldn't have done that.

I couldn't help it.

Oh, no.

Look.

Right.

I've got no idea. You know what? I need to piss.

Well, actually, deep into the bushes, I'm very shocked.

No, no, no.

Come on, you boys, sit down right where you are.

We need to have a little chat about immigration.

You know, when you think about it, we're all technically immigrants on this, right?

All along.

Well, that's right, Barry, except the Aboriginals, of course.

Don't even get me started on this bunch of filthy avos.

Isn't that right, Murray?

What?

Our indigenous folk

are a treasure to this country.

All right, Casey, ready for some chill?

Meet my mom.

Hey, big boy.

I will not tolerate this sort of bigotry on my cards.

Murray, help me get him to.

Get in.

Boy, they're stealing my Land Cruiser, and they're bigots.

Get him!

Guys!

Oh, good.

Jordan. Princess.

Pretty nearly got us killed. Me?

I was just being racist like you told me to.

I don't know why those guys didn't say that. Racist?

Of course. So racist. They're Australians.

And I told you to be casually racist.

I didn't give you permission to start throwing around ever like that.

The I word.

That's the most offensive slur of them all.

How dare you?

Okay. I'm sorry, Princess, shouldn't you be driving?

Hey, don't worry about her.

She's a woman. She's a good driver.

Yeah, actually, women are much safer drivers than men anyway.

Princess?

Oh, no.

Oh. Oh!

Say women can drive.

Oh. Hang on.

Murray, are you okay?

I'll be back.

That's funny. Me back real bad.

Oh, I'm sorry, cause that's totally my fault.

I didn't even see you say completely stationary in the middle of the ride.

Oh, you are on not, you moron.

Think I'm not okay? I'm fighting.

Look at me and just.

You're to me.

Don't go towards the light, Murray. We need you.

Oh, no! Murray's hurt. Let me take a look at him.

I was in the army.

Uncle Murray, you okay?

Oh, no. That's a bad one.

That's real bad.

Come on.

Come back to me, Bree.

That goes nuts.

Oh, you look okay to me, Uncle Murray.

Okay. Same knee bumps.

Scratches. Get your white colonial hands off me!

Come on, buddy. Donkey! Doyle might be.

It all

good news is also going to be able to save your friend's side.

He's just having a bit of a parade in the bush.

You know, gee, I've done a real number on you, Karev and I.

I'll tell you. Swap one of us, give you a lift.

I'll take you wherever you were going.

We got all the room.

Pete. Oh, Roo.

Oh, it's about 20 200km, of course, for me.

Oh, but you know what a promise is a promise.

I'll drive you all through.

I think we should go with him. Like hell.

In case you haven't noticed. Paint on black.

He won't take me.

Look, the bush pigs were that racist.

I mean, these guys are right to say that.

And the Australians on as racist as we think,

all Australians are automatically racist.

Everyone knows that.

Look at his car.

He's a cook off his head.

Off meat.

Know I might have trusted you for about 15 years.

As these cataracts that make me look a little off you, Rocky say two weeks.

My thoughts. I think he's half blown.

Pete's right, Uncle Murray.

If he's half blind, he won't know you're a black fella.

Plus, if he's disabled, maybe he knows the weight of the victimhood.

Just because he's half born doesn't mean he's on our team.

The terms are actually legally born, but I can see well enough to know

when I'm in the presence of a beautiful woman.

The lady?

I think we should go with him.

I agree with Princess Daisy.

He'll take his all the way to the rig.

It's the least I can do. Murray!

No! Up in the back!

Come on, you lot.

What are you jumping for? 120 ton rides.

Fully loaded, without any ladies of only flammable petroleum fuel.

All right. Fine.

We'll go with these. Cougar. But don't say a word.

If he finds out on black. Where? A bunch of progressives.

We're all dead.

So we do it for free at the door.

She should feel it for us.

Not spying on you here.

Well, he's the cooker now. Give me fourth wife.

We're nowhere near all the rules. Look. It's right in the middle.

You gotta take us three days to get there.

Put that down.

Let's call your propagator.

Oh, come on, Murray, it's just a map.

Exactly. Lines drawn by thieves.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

We were just navigating with sticks.

Gosh, you're all back there.

I really am sorry about your car.

Oh, my God, I'm just into the night.

Shit happens.

You gotta keep on cracking. That's why I'm alright.

You. Well, that's easy to say when you're the one that's caused all the damage.

Yeah. Murray's right.

You can't just ignore the past.

In our past, I used to move.

I just gotta focus on what's ahead here. Look.

What was that?

You said it was just a bit of.

She'd have me just go to keep on trucking. Hi, Bill.

I know that's a good sign.

Someone should make that a stick out.

It will just keep your eyes on the road you're on.

So any of you save a trip on your way to Australia?

Before now, we've been living in a bubble.

Pete, I wish you the best.

It's easy to slice off one small fry.

Well, that's a habit of shrinking up on you sometimes already.

But I've been right.

This is the real Australia.

Welcome to the greatest country on earth.

Okay, welcome back to my country.

Love you.

Well, I heard it takes them today.

They don't see me here no more.

And apologize for things that

happened 100 years before.

Don't welcome me to my own country.

Well, I'm all alone.

And I don't need a

all morning to tell me I belong.

I am way out.

I've always been way.

And now.

Hey, hey, I'm over again.

Why is it the evil

pulling hate my archenemy elbow?

Please explain why four of your citizens just walked out of your magical rainbow

bubble thing.

Those citizens are of no concern to you.

They even legally immigrated into Australia.

So call Australia. Call it whatever you like.

Where are they going?

Well, then you have nothing to threaten me with.

We are perfectly safe here inside our bubble.

Oh! Oh, no!

Quick! Phone activated backup power supply.

Oh, no. No!

It's not working.

Quick, Jim, throw more money at it.

But we've totally run out of everyone else's money.

Where are the four of them going? They.

They go to find the victimhood.

The victimhood. You speak of the prophecy.

That's right. And you'll never find it.

The victimhood race where no white man can ever set foot on the road.

No. I'll. Fact.

So the dump.

We must find them before they reach it.

Oh, good luck, boy.

You'll never catch him.

She goes back, but it won't hold for long.

What if she gets there first? Don't worry.

Murray won't rest until he finds it.

Whoa, whoa.

All right, I'll stop.

All right.

What? He got hit.

Danny, you reckon they sell tampons? Righty.

Oh, I need the big ones.

You come on, Uncle Murray. Oh, yeah. Sure. Wait for me.

Can't wait to be racially profiled.

Now. The cops called on me all night.

I'm starting to think maybe the real world ain't so bad.

Yeah.

Easy for you to say. A white dog got on it.

Okay. Did you get anything?

Yeah. The victim hood.

The thing we're supposed to be here for.

All right, I'll have a look. Oh, and a chocolate milk.

Whoa!

Feel it.

That's a fourth detail. Quick.

What's this on?

See, the foil actually stops

the five trays you pass through the blood brain barrier.

Oh, now I see how I can cook a bit.

I'm telling you, it's legit.

I read about it on Facebook.

Hey, would you guy?

I'd rather die for you.

Did it say so?

So bad, I.

Yeah. I guess all you need to do is make a comment.

I found your box, but it couldn't find any victims, unfortunately.

But jockey milk. Hang on.

Who's he on the phone to?

And then that little paper that will definitely show you how quick.

All right.

What are you doing?

He's calling the cops on me.

I knew it.

I'm being racially profiled.

This place is racist. Really?

You sure?

Yeah. Look, just like babies.

Rich kids.

Eskimo paws to chase.

Oh, no. You run.

This place is racist and homophobic for Golden Gaytime.

This place is messed up.

We got a killer here.

Yeah. Let's go quick, Sanjay!

Oh! No!

Police! What?

I thought that was a funded. No. They're here.

They will fund it the second he sees it on my back, fella.

He's gonna put me in custody and kill me.

Where are they, Sanjay?

I'm gonna kill somebody. That's it.

Mom! Jake, help me right there.

Soon, if you can hear me right by that.

On paid. Think.

Yeah. Quick, put this on. Watch on. Black.

Don't burn. Oh, yeah. Here they are.

I've a siphon.

I've got a stinking headache.

I was gonna kill someone.

Evening, officer.

Slap, slap, slap by the guy.

Very hurt. You did it!

You're a genius.

With this disguise, I can go anyway.

I say you are a great meal dog, for I can smell like it.

Ha ha.

You guys know each other? You mean Greggy grew up together?

We should grab a couple of beers.

There's a pub next door.

Oh, I'd love to, but I promise.

Cause I'll take him to the roof.

Oh, we could go viral, too, right, fellow wild Australians.

Yeah.

What's with the emphasis on what?

Oh. Oh,

what?

Ha, ha!

Would you look at that?

Doors really do just open for white fans tonight.

Good night.

Sir. Sir, I guess what skin's all the order I need.

Ha ha. Money.

Just fold your lap when you're a white collar.

What? Can I get your money?

Oh, I'm allowed to drink alcohol, am I?

Okay. Ten beers. Thanks.

You're the boss.

I'm the boss. Why?

Oh, it's so good to see Murray finally able to relax.

I just I think you really love me.

Those cheesy balls that I'm starving.

I'm about to get my period.

Are you calling me fat fool?

I don't feel so good.

Mood swings, food cravings.

Sick all the time. Women.

Am I right, fellas?

Cheers. She's pregnant. Pregnant?

Yeah. Good. One pill.

Maybe she is.

Oh my God.

Ooh, ooh. Oh!

Princess.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to call you fat. Well, I am.

Look at me.

I'm supposed to be kick ass, not a fat ass.

I'm going to run it off. Now move it!

I think you're pregnant.

That's impossible.

No it's not.

Remember when I was on top of you at the campsite?

As if your seed was strong enough to get me pregnant.

Occupied.

Oh, there's a man in the woman's toilets.

They better not be.

Yeah, well, I say stronger now because I don't have my.

Oh my God.

Gary!

Herbert, why am I becoming such a red blooded man?

You saved me.

I'm sorry, Princess.

I know you could have taken him yourself.

You saved both of us.

Wait.

What if someone saves?

Let the cookies watch the

water and the three of us go back to the truck.

We all love our goat cheese plate.

All righty.

I got to go drop a few Aboriginal kids off at the pool.

I'll be back.

Right, I see Greg. Whoa.

That was a little racist. Don't worry about it.

He's allowed to say that. I don't think anyone's allowed to say that.

Hey, now, listen.

You know, Greg, we fought for that, right?

You fought?

Yeah, we fought in the culture war.

You're one of the bad guys.

You should have seen what they did to us.

We had a whole uniform out for school choice sometimes.

Still, he's a nice boy.

Which guy?

Why? Bartender.

I'm white. Over here.

Uncle Murray, we got a big problem.

Pretty a white dog. Let me buy you a drink.

No no no no no, we gotta get out of here.

Oh, come on, Peter. Man. Fun for us.

Why not get his 15 beers?

Oh. Oh, is that your first?

Like we were always here first.

13 billion years before you were.

Oh, sorry. Sorry.

Give me all the growth.

I want everything you got. Murray. You're drunk.

That's a racist stereotype.

No. Murray, I need you to focus.

No more alcohol. Whoa!

You cut me off. You insinuate it all. Got a problem?

You tried to introduce me to alcohol and take it away.

Murray, listen to me, please.

I've got a massive problem.

I am not a problem. You are more.

That's right.

You want maggots? Ha!

I'm black.

Oh! Get out of here!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.

Kick out the black fella.

Oh, I blame the black fella.

Look, Murray, shit happens, right? I forgive you.

Forgive me.

You're not the victim here on the victim.

Always was.

Always will be. Murray, keep it down.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

The black fella.

Snow bull fought in the culture wars.

He's evil. Of course he's evil.

You know, I knew that.

I saw skin color.

Oh, you want fellas to the same. You're all evil.

Murray, I'm not evil. Yes you are.

It's in your DNA.

You'll never be more than just a. No pressure.

You're off the tape.

What's all the commotion?

Long story.

Yeah. It's me at 200 years long.

Want me to start from the beginning?

Come on, you two, get in the truck.

We going all.

Actually, we decided to stay here.

What? We're pregnant.

Oh, wow.

And Stacey's going to keep this one, and we're going to get a house.

Maybe get a minivan.

Oh, yeah.

Just what the world needs.

More white scum, Murray.

That's a little mayne.

Oh, yeah. Here, we got the parlor.

Let's all cancel. Murray. The big, bad black.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need you.

I never needed you.

You're a bunch of toxic, useless, evil dogs anyway.

Oh, go and get the victim myself on the chosen one.

I'm the one true victim.

Well, well,

well, You're all a bunch of lefty progressives, aren't ya?

Get back!

He fought in the culture wars. He's a baddie.

Yeah, fought the culture wars.

I fought for the progressives.

You're a progressive.

But you said you fought for freedom of speech.

Yeah, that was considered progressive back in my day.

Now you're lying.

Great. Said something very racist.

What a great thing.

All right, my adopted Aboriginal children.

Who's ready to go to the pool for swimming lessons? Yay!

Thanks, daddy.

Oh, look, it's that Murray film.

Oh, man, I feel pretty stupid.

Oh, don't worry about it.

Happens to every leftie at some point.

So what you lot leave the bubble anyway?

We're on a quest to find the victimhood.

No, the victim one was lost long ago.

Murray thinks it's in LaRue.

Oh, no.

We're all in grave danger.

The Jackson, of course.

Leave me alone! Stop harassing me.

All right. It's me. Greg.

If you want to lift into town, jump in the back with the kiddos.

Kiddos.

Hi, Murray.

What are you doing with them?

Oh, they got a lesson to learn, don't you, kids?

Yes. Oh, yeah.

They're going to get taught a thing or two tonight.

You stole them kids.

What do you mean?

These are my kids. Mine?

Oh, they are not.

Oh. Oh.

Victimhood feeds on grievance.

Once it takes, hold your shoe at till

there's nothing left.

Well, so it turns you into a real dickhead.

All righty, kid. Ice.

We going on a road trip to all the room?

What about daddy?

Don't worry about daddy.

You're with Uncle Murray now.

I think we should go back for daddy.

Don't worry about him. He's part of the system.

What system?

The one that keeps us black fellows down.

Daddy says we're not supposed to classify people by race. Oh.

Just people.

Oh, is that what he says?

We're all just people.

Yeah, that's exactly what I want you to think.

Well, bet your Uncle Murray give you a bit of a history lesson.

Billions and billions.

We have to stop Murray before he reaches the victor. Boy.

God help us all.

He won't get far. He's on foot.

You still

bill?

I was dropping the kids off at the pool, and then that was stolen.

Murray. He took the cruiser.

He spat at me.

Walk into the truck.

That's the very true story of what happened to our people.

I hate Australia, I hate colonialism, I hate white people.

Yeah. That's right.

Don't worry, children.

Tonight we get our revenge.

Hey, ru.

Officers, before I open up the boot.

God, I've just wanted to say welcome to all ru.

Oh, so welcome us to our home country.

Oh, God.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Be careful. Already be under its spell.

This feels good.

Wraps you up.

Comfort tells you that none of this is your fault.

Yes, we really mean everyone has to love you and call you the good God.

But you become addicted to all the sympathy, the pity,

the apologies, the victim.

What starts to clingy grows heavy.

Can I take it off?

God help us all.

That angry little fella finds the victim.

There she is.

Come on, Adam, you're a gatekeeper.

Get back out there!

Good.

I thought.

Agents, gatekeepers!

GA GA GA GA.

Oh, no.

They're already inside. Quick! Let's go!

No! Stop! We can't go in there.

Why not? We've got to save Murray and any kids.

No, it's too culturally insensitive.

Greg's right.

Only black fellas keep going, all right?

It's just a rock.

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

I mean, it's a very big, very old rock.

I wouldn't get caught dead in there. Not with my white face.

I can't believe I ever thought you guys weren't progressive.

Come on. Lance. Stacey, we can't pay.

It's the one place the white man can never set foot, remember?

We'll get canceled.

Yeah, well, I'm already canceled.

And it's about time the white fella uses racism for good.

Hit it. Bill.

That's some of your main character.

My two.

I thought I was the main character.

Kids, what happened to you?

You okay? Sup, homie?

Could I put your dog, brother?

He's not your brother.

He might look like a black fella, but he's a white dog.

I'm sorry, Mario, but I was using my racism for good.

Silence.

It's too late, Payton.

Behold, I found the victimhood.

And now that I wield its awesome power.

It's time for your final apology.

I don't think that's the real victimhood.

Of course it's the real victimhood.

I found it here, under the root.

Just as the prophecy foretold.

I don't know, it looks like an old hoodie someone left here.

Silence.

I'm still trying to get the hang of it, Murray.

It's not real.

Don't you know my victim would hate.

You. Whoa!

What was that?

Oh, no. Quick!

We gotta plug up that white.

I know my tampons.

They're big and absorbent. No! Stacey. You're pregnant.

This is a joke for a man.

I'm getting real tired of your patriarchal overreach.

Oh, look at the track before we fool around with petrol.

Oh, come on, old girl.

She's happening.

She's bragging.

Wait.

It smells like petrol.

We got to get out of here.

Oh, you black fellows in there?

Bricks like another racist stereotype.

No, Murray, look, the kids are gonna slip through the cracks.

I'll save it.

I can block down Murray. Oh.

Here.

I gotcha.

Go, kids! Get out of here!

So what?

Help me!

Oh! Murray, the kids are in trouble.

I need to help him. Yeah, but what about me?

I'm stuck.

Just pull yourself up.

I can't, I can't let go of the victim.

It's not real.

It's a cheap knockoff. It's probably made in China.

How dare you deny my trauma?

This was forged by the ancestors.

No, Murray, I can't help you if you won't help yourself.

I've gotta say, these kids are gonna be a hero.

Just let me hear the door. I'm sorry. Murray.

Why are you not actually gonna leave me here to die? Yeah.

I feel as tough as the Bush mechanics.

Well, I guess I'll just stand here and look pretty dead. Hey,

daddy.

Kids,

go back in for Ma.

Oh. Boy.

Nancy, we gotta move.

Let's build always this skirt.

That's ready.

Yeah. It's useless. Useless.

It's a mistake.

No no no no no.

Hey, China.

He was right.

Hey, you came back.

Yeah.

It was the right thing to do.

You. Whatever.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Whoa, whoa.

All right. Hey.

Hey, Murray.

He's gonna fly.

Run away!

Run away!

You're alive

cause he's alive.

Where's Pete?

Hey, he might.

Brought you just in the big Irish on the score now.

No, he can't be.

What? How big are cell in the sky?

Makes me feel better, man.

Just really want your life.

Oh, wait. Your point. He's released.

Pulling his way. Hello, Murray.

Where? Me?

Let's.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you can't feel my legs.

I'm a, like, lots of original,

up there. Yes.

Off to the dream job.

Well, it's pretty.

He's.

He's he's.

Murray.

Murray.

He didn't come back.

He was, Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Ouch!

You just keep your head so hard,

Or after all you've been through.

You're the Rainbow seven.

Yes, of course it's me.

Oh, Pete, you're so smart and sexy.

You really are gay. I knew it.

Of course you knew it.

No one ever believes you, do they?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?

Oh, yes.

Why don't you try it on?

Oh, no. Wait.

The veto was bad news.

Oh! Stop it! You know what's bad news?

The way you've been treated your whole life.

From the day you were born, you were swaddled.

You were shackled, black shamed.

Yeah, but that's okay, I deserve it.

After all the unforgivable things my ancestors did.

There were a bunch of evil colonizers.

Now, look, your ancestors were convicts just like you.

Really?

Yeah. See?

Look what your ancestors went through.

I had no idea.

Looks to me like you've had everyone else's history bad down your throat.

Never your own.

That sucks.

Where's your scholarship? Special hand.

How come no one looks like you in the commercials anymore?

Hey. Yeah. Wait. No no no no.

This is what I tried to save Uncle Murray from.

Yes, that's right, Uncle Murray.

You tried to save him, didn't you?

What a shame. He left you for dead.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

He did it!

Oh, no. Look.

He doesn't even seem sad about it.

Everyone else seems. Really. Start your day.

I thought we were best friends.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Totally sucks.

Come on. Hey, put on the victim hood.

It's not bad if you deserve it.

You deserve it.

You might be the biggest victim I've ever seen.

Yeah, I am a victim.

Yes. Good boy.

Take this.

Take it.

Oh. Oh! Oh!

Oh! It's.

It's.

Well.

Disguised. The virtue signal. Oh. We're screwed.

Nothing's going to stop. Pull! Attention now!

Throw another statue on the barricade.

Maybe we'll get a few more seconds before she colonizes it all.

Your Highness, maybe the good progressive people will put up a fight.

Oh, yeah. Your pity.

Maybe we can ask the keyboard warriors to put up an online petition or something.

That'll stop it. You stupid bitch!

I have written,

It's just paid everybody's photo.

Hey. Hey.

Remember, we were going to execute him the other day, Vaguely.

I sit in nobody, and you pay you just to beat stupid.

Dumb nobody. Now hand over the victimhood.

I am the chosen one. Shut up! Pay!

He can't be the chosen one. You're what?

You are appropriating oppression.

How dare you?

How dare you, Greta!

I've been repressed my entire life.

Enslaved since his death.

Most recently, I was penetrated by a guy, snuck?

Oh, God.

I'm so sorry.

Please forgive me.

All of you need to check your privilege,

for I am the one true victim.

I hear you.

I'm sorry. Thank you for sharing your truth.

I apologize for everything. All.

Oh, hi.

Overwinter victim Ohio page.

I hope it's I hope it's. I hope it's.

People of now.

Today we acknowledge the one true victim.

Pate.

Henceforth, there shall be no criticism of payout.

He's forever perfect and great and correct.

He so pure that he shall never be portrayed as a villain again.

We might believe Paul Pate and put little pate in my GC.

Now by ice.

And from now on, this land will be known as the sovereign state of Victoria.

With pate life matters and no one else is.

Hey, man, what about Greg?

Looks like edgy pate straight towards you now in full effect.

And every day will be International Recognition Day.

And all the TV shows in the movies must be directed and star of Pate,

and can only be about pate and pate related struggles.

The pate site.

We do this not because we feel guilty, but because we love pate.

We adore pate and we are absolutely addicted to pate

because we are Peter Fox.

Hail the one true victim.

Hail pate!

Morning, Mary.

How are you feeling?

Yeah, pretty good actually. Thanks. Yeah.

Oh, wait.

That's right.

I don't have any legs.

I want to go hard.

You haven't left this room in weeks.

Let's go for a walk. I've got no legs. You fall.

Woman. Voice my line.

Come on. You.

Let's get you in your chair.

No, no, I don't want to. Come on.

I want to show you something.

What do you want to show me?

Your right wing nut job, Mary.

You've been living in the bubble.

I want to show you the real Australia.

Welcome to Alice Springs.

I welcome you to my own country.

I thought Alice Springs was a hellhole.

Not anymore.

Now it's one of the greatest places on Earth. Yeah, right.

Greatest place on Earth.

It was for a buck just walking around with a machete.

Guess it's still

the capital of the world, Actually, there's zero crime now.

And machetes are tools, not weapons.

Prime Minister,

if this place is so great, what the hell are you?

To Boston. To Seattle?

We don't need it.

Plus, we need to make room for the stock exchange

that theme parks

and the Alice Springs Opera House.

The Yellow Springs Symphony Orchestra is playing tonight.

You're right.

Still got black fellas drinking in the middle of the day.

No case of Somalia.

A part of the thriving culinary scene here in Alice.

We've got some of the world's best chefs.

Best restaurants and best cafes here.

I don't normally drink this lefty stuff,

but the short black fellows make an excellent almond cappuccino.

Thanks, Prime Minister.

Hey, well, look at this bloke.

He looks like he's on another planet.

Well, he has it.

He's adjusting to Earth's gravity.

After six years in space with the spring space program.

Pretty cool what you can achieve with sensible policies.

Hey! Whoa!

So you're saying that out here, everyone's equal.

The color. Your skin doesn't matter.

And even an Aboriginal guy like me one day walk on the moon.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

Yeah, except for the fact that I don't have any legs.

Prime Minister, we've got a situation.

It's the bubble. Of course it's the bubble.

Oh, yeah, that'd be right.

Just let me

report.

Hundreds of them migrating out of Melbourne.

I don't blame them.

Wait.

They're not just leaving.

They're infecting the country. You're right.

They've infected the universities.

Reality is something we no longer observe.

But something Pete has endured.

The national airlines.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we'd like to acknowledge that all flights take place in the context of suffering.

The Victorian Parliament is apologizing to Pete again.

We're sorry.

Means a lot.

He found the victim.

And now he's taking over the world.

He is a colonizer.

Bubbles expanding.

The more support he builds, the bigger it's getting.

If we don't stop him, all of Australia becomes one

big bubble.

Let's go home.

It's the ABC.

My fellow Australians.

We're a country that talks about a fair go.

But we don't always face the hurt we're built on.

Tonight I'm asking you to look properly.

This is fake.

The one true victim.

And for all his pain he deserves, you have pity.

It's propaganda.

Turn it off the chart.

Don't look at the screen.

We need to stop him before it's too late.

We're on our prime minister.

Don't you think he's suffered enough?

No. No, no. Oh,

Murray.

You know the bubble. I need you to help me stop him.

Help me save Australia.

What's Australia ever done for me?

Australia's giving me nothing but grief since I was born.

Now, on top of everything.

I don't have any lakes and bridges.

To be the one true victim. Give me a break.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a pity party to get to.

Power's off.

Yeah, that'd be great.

Oh. Of course.

Stay. Damn it!

Where else are we going?

To find someone that knows the lay of the bubble?

Oh, there is another private lance reporting for duty, ma'am.

Don't call me ma'am. I'm the Prime minister.

Now pass me your bag. No, can't do polling.

I'm a man now.

I like my own bag. Fine.

I don't care.

Permission to say goodbye to my very pregnant wife.

Pregnant wife?

Oh, progressives.

I'm going to go fight these commies down and numb.

I know, and I'm coming with you. No, Stacey.

You can't. You're pregnant. It's too dangerous.

I'm not afraid of danger.

Oh. Oh.

Say, Stacey, you need to accept biological reality.

What am I supposed to do, Stay here.

Clean the house.

Make sure there's a roast chook on the table when you get back. Yes.

Thank you.

That sounds amazing.

No. I want to go on the mission.

I can fly the chopper.

Come on. You don't know how to fly a helicopter. I'll figure it out.

I can do anything.

I'm the female lead.

Come on. Stacey.

Stop living in the real world.

I know you think I'm useless.

I heard what you said to Bill under the truck.

What are you talking about?

Just a couple of men talking about motor mechanics.

Stop gaslighting me, Lance.

It's time to go.

Coming. Polling. Coming. Polling.

Oh, I see you've got the hots for a don't shop.

Oh, for the last one.

No, I'm not cheating on you with Pauline Hanson.

You're being hysterical.

You're so mean.

Stacey, listen, you're a woman.

You don't need to be flying choppers and fighting wars like me.

We have different roles.

There's no shame in staying here. I couldn't do it.

I don't know how to cook or clean. I've never even used a vacuum.

You know, in many ways, the real battles for here in the laundry, in the kitchen.

That's where you belong.

Lance. Chuck up!

Now wait for me. Pulling.

We've got to take down those shields.

Fire!

That did nothing.

Okay, that almost did something.

Looks like we're going to need something really big to penetrate that.

Send in the nuke.

At your service, Prime Minister.

He left the convoy five minutes.

All right. Bill.

I'm directly on the bubble. Bubble?

What about.

Bill?

Go go go go.

Oh, no.

I'm. Don't worry.

Pauline. I'll protect you.

Get off me!

Well, well. Well. Busted.

I knew you two were up to no good.

Stacey, it's not what it looks like. We're done.

Forget the baby. Forget the house.

Forget the minivan.

No, not the minivan, please.

Wait.

He's flying the chopper.

Oh! Are you okay?

I can't feel the baby.

Oh, no.

I know exactly who to blame for this.

The patriarchy. Oh, look at me.

Filled with all this fun testosterone, I've become so dominating.

Oppressive. Will you shut up? We're in danger.

Yeah. You're not wrong, Paul.

Be careful.

You're just a sex object to me now.

Who knows what I'll do?

No! You idiot!

You're not the danger. Yes.

Well done. You.

You brought his full attention.

Wait until the old powerful bait.

He's about this Ohio. You're mighty bait.

I'm so

tired from shooting all those people out of the sky.

Pete, you look awful.

No. He doesn't. He looks great.

Pete always looks great.

He's the best.

Oh, that's so mean.

He's sick. It's sucking the life out of him.

Oh shut up. Paul aged up telling you like it is.

Take her away. Daddy! No! Paul ain't right.

Look at him.

He's weak. What?

No he's not. He's strong.

How dare you speak to me like that?

After all he's been through.

After all you've put him through.

We all know the truth. You ain't slice, paint.

You whipped paint.

You tried to cut Pete's balls off with all humped paint.

Oh, Wakanda always atoned for eternity.

And Haiti has forever.

I just felt they.

How can we bring a child into this world that's been so cruel to please?

You're right. Let's get an abortion. Yes.

I stay to follow along at your sacrifice, sir.

What should we do with Paul Ryan's?

Something us lefties have wanted to do for a very long time.

Prepare the gallows.

Tonight we're going to execute Paul. Hey!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm sorry.

Mary.

It looks like no one came to your pity party.

Do you want to stay for a while?

No, thanks. Don't get out.

You're pathetic.

Don't come back for.

Yeah, right.

This is it, This is how I die.

What is that?

If the big Arizona sky told you, Bill, you're dead.

Yeah, apparently I got hit by a bubble or something.

Hey, we got a bloody nose.

Hey, wait.

Did you, I still don't have any legs.

What did I get?

A cool little ghost tail like you all night?

Hey, why don't we go ask one of your ancestors?

They're all in their way. It's just

my brothers.

Mary. Oh, look, everyone. Mary's here.

Hello, Mary.

Jolly good to see you, old chap.

Where? Mary.

Hey, do you want to talk to you first?

They take me that way.

Have a look at that.

Coming up after the break, we're going to be heading down to the Pcj, where

we'll be executing Pauline Hanson live on the ABC.

Yeah.

That's your fault. My fault?

I didn't do anything. Exactly.

You did nothing.

Now, I was looking at my.

The victim was killing him, and now he points

the only one that can free of it.

Once I kill her, it's game over.

Yeah, right.

Let me guess.

This is the part

where I have this big character change my mind, suddenly become a hero.

Well, not just a little less original.

Oh, Debbie.

So you think that most of all of 64 Disney is acting like victims?

Well, I thought it was of.

Cut it out.

We're not victims.

We're survivors.

We insured the harshest country on Earth.

Yeah, well, I've got some very traumatic news for you.

My. It's not our country anymore. Course it is.

If people weren't, they slaves?

The stations, the railways, the storage.

We fought wars for a country. We didn't even have equal rights.

We didn't complain.

We contributed because we were resilient, not resentful.

Yeah. What's not fair?

History's not fair.

There's no point dwelling on it.

Throwing a bloody pity party for yourself.

Pathetic.

You know, you might have gotten away with that sort of stuff

in your little bubble thing, but know that he doesn't pass the pub test.

What am I supposed to do about it, then?

You know, there's an ancient Aboriginal saying shit happens.

Just keep dragging.

Yeah, that's a good sign.

Someone should make that a sticker.

All righty.

Let your bullet hit it.

Right after this commercial break.

You gonna say knock down Murray, or are you gonna make your ancestors

proud for once?

Get back up and save the day.

Yeah, yeah, I've learned my lesson.

I'm not going to be a victim anymore.

I'm going to be a hero.

Oh, wait. That's right. I'm dead.

Come on, Mike, you might be a legless Aboriginal Mike.

Yeah.

Well, I think I've dragged these execution out long enough.

For crimes against people hated.

You are sentenced to death.

Look at her.

Could even show her face. Ha, ha.

And with you out of the picture,

there's nothing you can stop Pete from becoming the one true victim forever,

Hurry!

Get back just in time to watch me kill Paul.

Oh, boy. Wake up!

Snap out of it!

What?

Barry, what's going on? We were wrong.

Pauline Hanson's not the most evil person in the world.

What? Really?

No. Why?

Yes, why? It's the fishing boat that's bad.

And she's the only one that can rescue Pete.

We need to untie it.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, I'm so stupid.

What a dumb fool I am.

It's nearly over, Pete.

I just got a cruel irony here. And rescue point.

And then I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

Nice ever brushing up to her.

Oh, it's just pretending I'm a liar, Barry.

It's a trick I learned long ago.

I can't have that pesky Paul Hanson taking away Pete's victimhood.

I need him to be my perpetual victim.

But he's going to suffer forever.

Exactly. Don't you see? He's suffering.

He's my resource.

The more dependent he is, the more powerful I become.

It's the victimhood industrial complex.

You're evil. No! You're evil.

You've been hanging around nice cookies too long.

Why would you want to take away so much victimhood?

That's evil.

Oh, yeah.

Look into the little rainbows in Murray.

Oh, I tried my pity.

Here, feel the pity. Take hold of you.

Hey! Oh, I feel so sorry.

Piss off.

I just taught me a thing or two.

Oh, you're a fool.

Why are you protecting Pauline Hanson? She hates you.

She hates all progressives. No she doesn't.

She just hates the victimhood and the identity politics that finish us.

I've seen the real world.

And yet there people aren't dwelling on the trauma of the past.

They're optimistic about what the future holds at all. Right?

Isn't that what freedom? Progressive is all about?

It's a beautiful speech. Boring.

Oh, let me give you a hand.

Yeah.

Could have all worked out for you, Murray, but.

Oh, not.

You had to get sucked in by pulling hating on a stupid ideology, didn't you?

Well, hold on, you tinfoil hat.

Your right wing nut job.

And watch what I'm about to dirty your political heroes.

Hey, what's that?

I killed Pauline Hanson.

I killed Pauline Hanson. Ha!

Behold, the head of the nastiest bitching

on Australian politics.

Penny!

She's alive!

She's alive.

Oh, no no no no.

It's over.

Pauline.

He's weaponizing the victim.

What are you gonna do about it?

You legless Aboriginal?

It's time for you to finally shut up for.

The rainbow, you stupid. Oh,

I might be a legless original, but I still got my boomerang arm.

Oh, no. Oh, I'm brain dead.

I've been saying that for years.

Take.

All right.

Let's free him of the victimhood.

I'm sorry.

I gotta know what came over me.

I know exactly what came over me, and I'm glad he did.

I don't want to see you holding a vacuum ever again.

Deal.

Now, what do you say we go get that minivan?

Murray?

You okay?

Yeah. It's just a scratch.

What a shock.

Oh, Murray, I'm so sorry.

I accept your apology.

Yeah. Come here.

I. I.

I accept your apology to marry. Don't rush me.

I wasn't apologizing.

I lost me arms and legs trying to save you.

I literally went out on a limb for you.

Oh. Yep yep yep yep yep. I'd do it again.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Nice reconciliation. Douche bags.

That was the biggest victim.

I grew up in public housing.

I inherited a bad economy. I have a.

Did I hit something?

Ha ha ha. Gotta go. Stacey.

What?

What do I hit?

Oh, I'm such a bad driver.

Now that's satisfying.

Female representation.

Shut up and give me some of that patriarchal over

the over the woman. Oh!

Get a room, you two.

No, he's a love grand.

Oh, I've got to get out of Melbourne.

And that's the very true story

of how Australia became the greatest place on earth.

Again. I love Australia.

We all do, kids. We all do.

Who's ready to go to the pool for swimming lessons?

Yay! Thanks, daddy.

Right after we stopped the angel, our boy

from destroying the country, we all decided to stop living in a bubble.

We keep the victim more in a museum where people can learn it better.

As a part of history.

But he can't expect anyone ever again.

And with that, the victim would float around.

We got to clean this place up.

We stop.

Everyone loves society's most precious.

It's not of celebrating Australian heroes again.

And the statues? Stay up.

Have a look at old Phil. What a hero.

Oh, I miss him.

But I just know he's looking down on us from that big Irish cell in the sky.

Who said that?

We got rid of the generational trauma since we turned them into maternity wards.

Building so safe, so affordable and so livable.

It's the perfect place to raise a family.

Isn't that right, Stacey?

Lies. We're actively trying for number three.

Yeah, anything's possible here in Melbourne.

You can go from the bottom rung of society and make it all the way to the top.

That's right.

Little old Pete's the mayor of Melbourne now.

On day one, we freed the slaves, keeping the prisoners.

Finally, some sort. Scumbags.

Those that have done horrific damage to our country

along with murderers and rapists.

Yep. Melbourne's thriving.

Actually, all of Australia's throw in thanks to Prime Minister

Pauline Hanson, Australia has become the world's most dominant superpower.

Pretty cool what you can achieve a sense of proportion, flow straight on.

You still have problems solved together.

Because we're one people.

A nice restaurant and yeah, we might disagree at times,

but there's one thing we can all agree on.

Australia is the greatest place on earth.

Always was.

Wise move.

Well, you will respect my front. And

I'll make some ovaries, some happiness.

They say that I miss you. That I met you.

Cause I gotta be another day.

And I don't care what you say.

I'll never be able to make you feel biological.

Woman. Woman.

You come up to me.

Original thoughts a sweet tea and a logical one on my baby.

Hasn't aged a little better.

You joke.

What I do is you didn't

like me.

Take me some. Let me give you the see. No

class.

You get somebody.

Come, let me

come to you to make me come down again.

I'm back to make somebody come.

Let me come.

Let me watch you

treat me. Identify

my origins in B2B.

And cancel culture.

Which seemed to me to get the men straight.

I'm so far left that you look far right.

If you're pale, still a male, you know you got to dance in the TV ad.

Moving to a contraband. Welcome to country.

It's not your man.

Oh, listen.

I you can change

to ding ding ding.

My hate speech.

You control your opinions and beliefs.

You can't simply

self-hatred win

substantially.

Maybe I can give you something

to out the lot.

I'm a woman.

Come, let me.

I got you something.

I love you. Come on.