Original subtitles

Zutto shinjiteiru

Owaranai yume wo nigirishimete

Trust me, my way

Don't mind

Toki ni kono omoi

Karamawari suru kedo

Chotto pojitibu ga iinjanai

Jibunrashii kyara de ii

Demo nee hachamecha na shinario wa

Aisubeki asu ni kawatte yuku

(Trust my way)

The wind

Hoho wo naderu

Kaze to issho ni kokochiyoku

Tanoshimeru sokudo de

Korekara mo

Zutto kawaranai omoi

Owaranai yume wo nigirishimete

Trust me, my way

Izumi, please wake up.

Wake up.

Mitsuki?

Let me sleep a little longer...

Geez... Please wake up.

Izumi.

Izumi...

Episode 4 A Couple Formed Under Extraordinary Circumstances Will Not Last Long

Circumstances Will Not Last Long"

Yoshitaka!

How dare you sneak in here!

I'm going to end your life today!

Get on your knees!

Huh?

A-Anna?

Good morning, Izumi.

I'm going to be working here as a live-in maid.

Please take good care of me.

What's wrong, Izumi?

Now we can always be together.

I can't let that happen!

The schedule I made for myself by myself is moving along smoothly.

Starting today, I'll have another middle school maid.

Master.

Anna!

Pochi!

Curse you, Pochi...

What are you looking at?! What are you looking at?! What are you looking at?!

C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! I'll crush you!

Stop it! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! I'll crush you!

Stop it! I'll turn you into a pancake!

Anna, save me! I'll turn you into a pancake!

I can't allow Anna to work in a mansion that belongs to a monster like you!

Have some coffee, Master.

Huh? What are you doing?

Like I said, it's coffee.

Since I'm a maid.

You can't work in a place like this!

What did your family say?!

I lied and told them I was joining a nunnery.

And your parents accepted that?

I didn't expect Anna to wear the outfit...

Man, you look fine.

So much more obedient-looking than Izumi!

Here you are.

Yeah, that's right.

Here, Master.

Huh? Me?

Yes!

Oh, boy! So that was it?!

That's how it's going to be?!

What a mistake!

But if I add a clause to your contract that requires you to worship me as your master...

Contract!

I won't let that happen, monstrous person number one!

Hey! The contract!

Give it back, Izumi!

What are you doing to Izumi?!

Hot...

I won't accept this.

Mitsuki and I should be the only victims who have to endure Yoshitaka.

Wait! A voice!

My maid's voice!

Huh? What are you...

Help! Help! Huh? What are you...

Help! Help!

You're right! It's Mitsuki's voice!

Where is she?!

Who's that?

Help! Help! Who's that?

Help! Help!

Help! Help...

Mitsuki!

We, the members of Mitsuki's personal guard, have taken Mitsuki!

We have risen because we cannot ignore Yoshitaka's oppression of Mitsuki!

Stop jacking around and get out!

This is my house!

Pay for the door!

Drop the attitude!

You say that you're Izumi and Mitsuki's master?

When you're a brat that can't even protect a single girl?!

I found it incredible to believe when Mitsuki revealed everything to me!

Such behavior cannot be tolerated!

Mitsuki is now the master of this house!

You must defeat us if you wish to take it back!

Though I doubt that's possible.

No! Let me go!

Help! Sis! Master!

Mitsuki!

What do we do?

Mitsuki was resisting!

Yoshitaka?

They came into my mansion and took my maid and my guns and my... my... my...

They won't get away with this!

I'm going to save her and take everything back!

Let's go, people!

Start by finding weapons!

Looks like it worked.

We'll intercept them as planned.

Man...

In any case, Mitsuki, you have some fun ideas.

Like this survival game.

Am I being a bother?

Not at alll Anything for Mitsuki...

I'm sure that Master will come for me Die Hard-style.

Then KumeShin can be the colonel.

Colonel?! Which colonel?

I'll get you ready so have a seat.

Colonel...

I like the sound of that.

Oh, I screwed up.

This would be the colonel from Akira.

I was trying for Simon...

I'm sorry.

Damn it...

Bah! Everybody to their positions!

Yes, Colonel!

Indeed, we have been waiting for those words!

The opportunity to beat down that stupid Yoshitaka-

Silence!

Stop talking and run!

Anta Barai!

That also feels wrong...

Please work hard.

Master...

How are we supposed to sneak in?

Bastards...

That's my electric gun collection...

We're unarmed.

We have no chance if we rush them head on.

Pochi?

The ventilation shaft?! That's how we do it!

Now we can sneak in without them noticing.

But shouldn't I be in the back in this situation?

Hmph. It's obvious what you're plotting.

Stay in front!

That's right.

lzumi's rear belongs to me.

Anna! Stop!

No!

H-Hey! I want some of that action!

No! Not there!

This is Togusal!

They're already inside!

We treat men and women equally! Don't hate us.

Huh? Pochi's gone!

Pochi?

Ow...

Isn't this the bath?

How does Pochi know about this passage?

Just forget it.

Though I really want to beat that answer out of him...

They've fallen into the bath!

All according to plan.

Mach Five!

Okay!

If we're in the bath, then my room is close by!

We can get weapons there!

But why is your room next to the bath?

That's because...

It's easier to peep when someone's taking a bath!

Or spot someone come out of the bath!

Or watch them change clothes!

Then there'll be underwear that's still warm because she just took it off?

Of course!

Die! Die! Die! Die!

Perverted freak!

Freak! Freak!

How's that! And that! And that! And that!

Hands in the air!

W-Wait a sec! Time-out!

That's a bad idea!

Shut up!

Just open fire!

No! That hurts!

Come out with your hands up!

Don't just squeal and run away.

Beat them up the way you beat me up!

But they have guns! I'm scared!

What the hell?!

What are you doing?!

Ow! Ow!

How dare you servants use your master as a shield!

Ow! Ow!

That's amazing, Pochi.

Yeah, amazing.

Okay! This is my room!

Choose a gun!

I'll take this, this, this...

Izumi can take this one.

Anna can take this.

Hey, Yoshitaka.

Isn't something odd here?

What do you mean?

The personal guard got their weapons from this room, right?

Why are there enough left for us?

They probably couldn't carry all of them.

You really look the part.

Okay! Let's go!

Hey? Aren't they planning something?

Don't be stupid!

This is my house!

Which means I literally have home field advantage.

Even if they are plotting something,

there couldn't be any traps in this mansion that I don't know about!

Izumi!

None of the rules apply to them.

They keep charging after we've fired shot after shot.

They're zombies! We're facing zombies!

I feel disappointed after hoping to serve as Mitsuki's guard.

But the Colonel can...

Don't worry.

I vow to protect Mitsuki in your stead.

Thank you very much.

I don't see the light they spoke of...

Did you hear that, men?!

We're up against Death! Zombies!

Time to kill the dead!

Anta Barai!

Ow...

Why is there a mat here?

Sorry, Izumi!

It wasn't on purpose! I swear!

Huh? No reaction?

Izumi?

Hey, you gonna wake up?

I'm gonna flip your skirt...

Izumi.

Hey! How long are you going to lie there...

Izumi?

D-Don't tell me...

Hey Izumi! Pull yourself together!

Hey!

This is my contract with Anna...

So that's where it was?

Oh shit bitch!

Master got a real shock there.

Izumi, why did you leave me behind?

It's not fair.

You and Yoshitaka all alone together.

If I could be alone with you, I could do this and that...

I'm so envious!

I can't wait here!

I must find Izumi!

I'm coming to save you!

This room is...

Izumi taking a bath Izumi changing

What were you trying to do?!

You must have done something weird to me while I was unconscious!

You idiot! I was worried about you...

So you can honestly say that you weren't trying to do anything funny?

Well, there was a little something involving your skirt...

So you did do something, you animal!

You're wrong! I stopped halfway!

Stupid! How can you be so unreliable at a time like this?!

Huh?

This is a hallway?

There they are!

It's the zombies! The zombies!

Kill 'em all!

Fire! Fire!

No!

The personal guard?!

We don't have time to fight among ourselves!

We absolutely have to break through!

Hey! Lookin' cool there!

I saw a similar shot in a certain bishojo game!

Stop staring and cover me!

A-A 5 million yen vase...

That's your concern?!

We don't have time for that!

It was sacrificed to save Mitsuki!

I have no choice...

Okay!

Well said!

Modern zombies can run fast!

Give 'em hell!

Aim for the head!

Riddled with holes...

That's all of the enemies here?

My painting...

I'm impressed that the two of you made it this far.

Now it's time for KumeShin Says.

Does Mitsuki love red hot apples or red hot prostration?

Up yours, moron! Die!

The boy who believes himself to be John McClane from Die Hard.

Mitsuki is hanging upside down naked in the viewing room on the top floor.

Come for her if you have a problem with it!

They don't even sound like her personal guard anymore.

Let's go save her!

But where's the viewing room?

It must be on the roof!

That pot was 5 million yen! That painting was 10 million yen!

How are they going to make up for this...

What? This is all because of how unreliable you are.

Are you seriously trying to save Mitsuki?

Of course!

You maids belong to me.

I refuse to stand by while someone else has taken her!

Belong to you...?

That's just...

Right...

As far as you're concerned, we're just objects, like that painting.

H-Hey, what are you...

You may consider us objects,

but she's my precious little sister!

You're despicable!

Ah... Hey, wait!

Fine.

I'll save her by myself then!

She's my beloved little sister.

Hold on, Mitsuki.

I'm coming to save you.

Izumi!

Look down! Down!

What is this?! Save me! I'm gonna die!

Such a nice bath...

I can almost see it...

I should get out soon. I can almost see it...

I should get out soon. I can see it... I can see it...

I'm so glad to be alive.

Don't follow me. I can do this by myself.

And don't peek from down there!

Hey, wait! Hold on!

So nice...

If I work here, I can really take baths with Izumi.

Izumi...

That's right!

I have to go look for Izumi!

Damn it. She's a surprisingly fast climber.

A maid's scream!

What happened?!

You were too late, Yoshitaka!

Master!

Mitsuki!

Here's the other one!

Yoshitaka!

Weren't you people trying to help Mitsuki?!

This is a temporary measure.

We'll deal with you first.

Yoshitaka...

You were always such a pain.

You would pop out of nowhere to boss our Mitsuki around.

Colonel! Your wig is sliding off!

Bow before me! Beg for your life!

People like you are trash!

He's mixing a bunch of characters together.

Mitsuki belongs to us.

And I'll have Izumi make herself useful.

Now give up and drop your weapons.

Yoshitaka!

That's a surprise.

You're sacrificing your own body for someone else.

Now you're in a bad situation.

Either way, you have no chance of winning against these numbers.

What's wrong?! I dropped my weapons!

Let them go!

I refuse to listen!

Looking pathetic, Yoshitaka!

What should I do?

What are the gods doing at a time like this?

I need to stop looking lame in front of Izumi.

They're my maids!

I'm not going to stand by while you treat them this way!

Hold on!

I'm going to save you!

Acting all tough...

Take him out!

Die Hard, KumeShin.

Izumi!

It's eating into me..

Izumi!

I won't let anyone have you!

Izumi!

Izumi! Are you okay?

Did Yoshitaka do anything funny to you when you were alone?!

Pochi and I were so worried...

Th-This is...

T-Tied up...

What did you do to my Izumi?!

I've only kissed her!

It's no longer fun if someone else does it first!

How dare you violate my Izumi!

Wait! It's over now! How dare you violate my Izumi!

Wait! It's over now!

Listen to what we have to say!

Listen to what we have to say! There you are!

What's with this set?

Matte paint in this day and age?!

What?

What kind of prank is this?

Was I fooled?!

A-Anna?

You also did some funny business to Izumi!

'Fess up! What did you do?!

What color were they?!

They broke it...

It's okay now. We achieved our objective.

The survival game's over!

I guess she isn't listening.

What?!

It was all made up?!

Yep.

I wanted to play a survival game,

so I asked the members of the personal guard to help me and make a set.

So that's what this was.

I'm sorry.

Anything for our Mitsuki...

My pot and painting were destroyed for this reason?!

Mitsuki!

You did all this for a game-

It wasn't just a game.

You didn't seem to be complaining when Master was risking his life to save you.

Well? Weren't you starting to fall for him?

Don't tell me you set this all up for that reason!

That's right.

So love would blossom while the two of you were working together.

Hey, Izumi.

Wanna give it another go?

You can play the captured female soldier and I'll be the enemy officer.

Ah, I should put my valuables away first.

Don't be ridiculous!

Izumi.

Huh?

I should be the one by your side.

Please allow me to be a maid in this mansion!

Okay! Let's sign a ten-year contract!

The penalty for leaving before your contract is up will be thirty years worth of wage.

Like you can call that a contract!

lzumi's so sexy!

Here's my chance!

Anna! Sign right here!

Yes!

And stamp here.

Kurauchi

No way...

Nice assist.

Continue to serve me this way.

And in the bedroom eventually...

The nerve! The nerve! The nerve! The nerve!

The nerve of you to say that!

Who could ever choose you?!

You think I want this to turn into a romantic comedy?!

A couple formed under extraordinary circumstances will not last long!

What do you mean by romantic comedy?

And couple?

Sis is embarrassed?

Shut up.

Just die!

Mitsuki, come to bed already.

Uh-huh, just a little longer.

There were lots of interesting pictures today.

This one's nice.

I should submit this one, too.

I have mail?

Um...

"I've seen your site.

Could you send pictures of Izumi Sawatari?"

Sure. Treat them with care.

Damn it! I save Izumi and she beats me up!

I'm writing that down!

Izumi...

What shall I do...

Izumi's debt for the day Remaining debt for Izumi to pay off

Mitame no amasa hodo wa

Hakanai toka yowaku mo nai kara

Onnanoko wa kekkou ganjou yo

ljippari karamawari wo

Tanoshimechau yoyuu mo daiji ne!

Egao ni wa tappuri no supaisu ga

Dou ka na?

Joushiki nado kowasu shigekitekina himitsu

Sukatto de sotto umaku kakushiteru

Aijou no katamari de kono kimochi dekiteru

Kyun to naru shunkan wo yume miteitai kara

Aijou no katamari de otome wa shinka suru

Tokimeki mo kagayaki mo dakishimeteiru kara

Next Episode

That's right...

Wait! That's bad! That's bad!

Is this part of his plan?!

No, you're wrong.

I'm seeking thrills on a daily basis...

It's a lot more cheerful with all the people around.

But today was a little...

Ah, that's right.

Which means those people should be showing up soon.

I need to set some traps.

Who's coming?

I foresee many more interesting happenings.

Can't wait.