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I will always have faith

As I hold onto my never-ending dreams

Trust me, my way

Don't mind

At times, these feelings

May lead me in circles

What's wrong with being a little positive?

Just be yourself

But you know, a jumbled-up scenario

Will gradually lead to a tomorrow we can love

(Trust my way)

The wind

Brushes against my cheek

We can continue at this breezy pace

Both comfortable and fun

For all time

Feelings that will never change

As I hold onto my never-ending dreams

Trust me, my way

Master, how would you like your eggs?

Let's see...

Sunny side up!

And runny!

Understood!

I brought the safe like you asked.

Hold on.

I told you to bring ME-531.

Isn't this ME-531?!

NU

Put this back where it was and bring the right one.

Fine.

Dripping sweat...

So that's what he was after...

You hired me to be your maid so I'll carry out the functions of a maid.

But I won't do anything else.

Never forget that!

Honestly, how is that part of a maid's job?

You can't let your guard down around him for a second!

Really?

I have fun making breakfast for Master.

That's right.

We haven't gone to school in a while.

Huh?

Sis, I wanna go to school.

That's right...

I have a wonderful present for you.

I feel so much better.

Come on, wipe your hair dry.

Thanks, Sis.

Huh? Where are my clothes?

Aren't they in that basket?

This is...

Episode 3 That Uniform-Loving, Hidden Camera-Loving, Bishojo Game-Loving Pedo

Bishojo Game-Loving Pedo."

Yep. They fit perfectly.

Don't give me that!

You snuck into the changing room again!

This is what comes after the maid outfit, you uniform-loving freak!

Stop making false accusations!

I didn't choose these uniforms.

They're the uniforms for my middle school.

Middle school?

Does that mean...

Yep. I already sent your enrollment forms in.

You'll be coming with me to school to serve me!

You can't give us orders out of nowhere!

And you chose our school without asking!

Come on! You should say something, Mitsuki!

This uniform's so cute!

Figures...

Right?

I chose this middle school because the uniforms for the girls were cute!

Wow, Master.

You're such a perv! I mean, you're super!

Wait... So you are a uniform-loving freak, you dirty old man!

I refuse to go to the same school as you!

Guess I can't do anything about that.

Mitsuki wants to go, right?

Yes! I want to go!

There you have it.

You can watch the house with Pochi.

I'll be going with Mitsuki.

F-Fine!

I'll go!

We're going now, Pochi.

Watch the house for us.

Okay, Mitsuki?

Don't call Yoshitaka "Master" at school.

I can't?

Of course not!

And you!

Keep the fact that we're your maids a secret.

Sure.

But in return, you better perform your duties as a maid at school.

I'll pay you extra.

Fine.

Anyway, this is the first time I've gone to school with girls since kindergarten!

You should feel grateful.

Morning! Good morning!

I'm Izumi Sawatari.

Nice to meet everybody.

She's cute...

She looks like a nice person.

I managed to introduce myself without any problems,

and I made a good first impression.

But...

Why am I sitting next to him?!

Hey, Sawatari.

Feel free to ask about anything you don't understand.

Sure, thank you!

Where do you live?

Um...

That way.

Huh?

Um, well...

I just moved here, so I don't know the address or anything...

Let me know next time then.

Y-Yeah, I'll do that.

Can I come over some time?

Um, that'd be...

Well, there are so many other things I don't know yet so please fill me in.

Hey, Izumi.

Pick up my eraser.

Here.

Thanks.

What was that, Nakabayashi?

Do you know Sawatari?

Pretty much.

Hey, Izumi.

What?

I'm on cleaning duty today.

Wipe the blackboard for me.

And grab my textbooks from my locker.

And buy me tempura bread from the-

Now look here!

I didn't say anything about you being my maid.

Now get going.

I'm going to kill him one day.

Really...

The tempura bread is really good.

That innocent smile!

The sweet voice which tickles my beholden heart!

That's it!

I've made up my mind!

Same here!

Uh, Sawata- Same here!

I won't allow anyone to monopolize her!

Got it?

Wh-Why is a senior here?

Beats me.

Yep, Sis is with me.

Sawatari!

Allow us to become your personal guard!

I am the captain, Shinji Kume!

Why is he the captain?

And when did we even become members...

No complaints, right?

We're in your hands, Captain!

There you have it, Mitsuki.

Uh-huh. Sure.

My master is an unusual person.

He likes...

Way to go!

Wow!

Yeah?

Sawatari, you can do anything.

That's not true.

So why are you running errands for someone like Nakabayashi?

That's right.

Just ignore that guy, Sawatari.

He's pretty famous in this school for being an idiot.

A hateful person who flaunts his wealth.

He has zero athletic ability.

You shouldn't get involved with him.

W-Well, I suppose...

So he's even hated at school.

There's no point in telling Izumi that.

What are you talking about, Nakabayashi?

He's just being spiteful as usual.

Well, what do you have to say to that, Izumi?

Don't tell me...

The two of you have a special relationship?

For real?!

No!

No, there's nothing...

Th-This is bad.

Now it looks like I'm going out with Yoshitaka...

Sawatari!

Wh-Who are you?

I'm Anna Kurauchi from your class.

Can I have a moment?

S-Sure...

Sawatari.

Y-Yes?

I'll get straight to the point.

Please...

Please distance yourself from Yoshitaka!

Please distance yourself... Please distance yourself...

Please distance yourself... Please distance yourself...

The first time I've ever heard those words...

I'm so glad to be alive...

Wh-What are you saying?!

There isn't anything like that between us...

But you seem awfully familiar with Yoshitaka.

You're taking care of him and addressing him by first name.

That's because it's my job...

I mean...

Anyway, what do you even see in that guy?

Ah, that would be...

His kind heart?

"Kind heart"?

Yes.

There was this one time...

ow!

You had a caterpillar on you.

He saved me without paying any heed to the danger of being stung.

It's pretty obvious that he was trying to molest you.

That's not true!

There were other instances!

You must be cold.

Come under here.

Th-Thank you...

I will never forget the gentle smile he had on his face.

He just wanted a closer look at your underwear through your soaked clothes!

Can't you figure that out by looking at his face!

It's hopeless...

The girl's an airhead.

Or her character's a complete mystery.

If Yoshitaka finds out that this girl likes him...

Now then...

What should I teach you today?

You can teach me anything, Master.

I can't let this happen!

U-Um, Anna!

You have the wrong idea about Yoshitaka!

I mean, he's an incredibly sick freak!

A uniform-loving, hidden camera-loving pedo!

He peeps when we're changing and sneaks in when we're taking a bath!

We endure sexual harassment every day!

Izumi gets docked a week's pay.

Peeps when you're changing?!

Sneaks in when you're taking a bath?!

Sexual harassment every day?!

Yes, so you should...

Could it be that you're living with Yoshitaka?!

Oops...

I never dreamed that you had that kind of a relationship!

That's obscene!

Wait!

Please let go of me!

You're wi ro ng!

That's not how it is!

I have no choice.

I'll tell you the truth.

I'm working as a maid in Yoshitaka's house.

Maid?

Yes, I owe Yoshitaka money, so I have no choice but to work there.

So everything I did was part of my job as his maid.

I see! That's what I should have done!

Huh?

I want to work as a maid in Yoshitaka's house!

Okay! You're hired!

Let's go to my house so you can sign the cont-

Why are you even here?!

You can't! You absolutely can't!

Anna, you've got him all wrong!

What? But...

Let's have a contest then.

Huh?

Catherine!

The first contest for Yoshitaka!

The showdown to determine who would be a better girlfriend!

It looks like Sawatari and Kurauchi are fighting over Nakabayashi!

Why him of all people?!

What's going on here?!

Where'd you even come from?!

Sis, you don't want this person to go out with Master, right?

Then we'll hold a contest to decide.

I'l do it!

Get a grip, Anna!

Reconsider! Or else we...

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Mitsuki has already made up her mind.

It's futile to try to run away.

And who are you?

I am the captain of Mitsuki's personal guard, Shinji Kume!

Also Known as KumeShin.

And...

These are the members of Mitsuki's personal guard!

Our mission is to grant any wish by Mitsuki!

Sis and Kurauchi will serve Ma... I mean, Yoshitaka as if they were his maids.

Whoever does a better job gets to go out with him!

Don't you have a better way to put it?!

And the objective sounds all wrong!

Naturally, the judge will be this person, Yoshitaka Nakabayashi!

Boo!

Get lost!

Hey, Mitsuki.

There's no need to hold a contest if I plan on hiring both of them.

You can use the contest as an excuse to get Sis to do all kind of things for you.

Right!

I'm okay with it then!

Now! For the first battle!

A cooking showdown!

I'm a horrible cook...

Oh, the head judge has something to say.

They can only wear aprons...

I knew you'd say that!

Yes! Plus fifty points!

Hey, now! Cut that out!

Let the match begin!

Hey! A crisp cutting motion.

She appears to be quite experienced.

On the other hand, Izumi Sawatari...

Is she going with boiled tofu?

Doesn't seem that way.

I was going to make boiled tofu, but I guess that's a lost cause.

I'll add some ground meat and potato starch...

And wing it by spicing it up.

Time for tasting!

But what is Anna's dish...?

What do you think of my Yamatoni watermelon?

It's delicious.

I used salted squid entrails.

I'm... supposed to eat this?

We can't continue unless you eat it.

Did you hear that, men?!

Mitsuki has spoken!

Open your mouth!

Wait!

Stop!

It's good!

Very good!

The blend of the rich broth and squid...

This must be the work of a pro!

100 points.

A surprisingly high score!

Aren't you pushing yourself because you want to hire Anna?

Let us now move on to Sis's dish!

Izumi Sawatari has made Mabo Tofu.

It's quite red in appearance, but how does it taste?

This is burning, isn't it?

Holy crap, it's hot!

What has happened?!

It's too hot!

I can't tell how it tastes!

Impossible to judge! 0 points! 0 points!

Aren't you being a little too biased here?

Anna Kurauchi has the lead as we move onto the second match.

A nursing showdown!

The two of you will take care of Yoshitaka, playing the patient,

as though he's your boyfriend by lovingly nursing him.

Could you stop wording it that way...

Let's begin!

Does it hurt anywhere?

My back is all itchy. Scratch my back.

Aren't you normally supposed to turn the other way?

You're going too far!

Molesting son of a bitch!

Well...

Anna Kurauchi's virtue was protected at the last second!

A perfect opportunity to move on!

It's Sis's turn!

You can't just tell me to nurse him...

I guess I have no choice.

Oh, Izumi Sawatari has begun peeling an apple.

This will earn her high points.

What a gallant effort.

They look like an actual couple.

As though they've been together for years

despite the fact that they supposedly just met today.

Izumi Sawatari's loving care is sending Yoshitaka Nakabayashi's soul...

You're annoying me.

I'm sorry.

Honestly, here...

I'll feed you.

Open wide.

Geez, keep your mouth open...

Where did it fall?

He hasn't learned his lesson!

You're a menace to society!

Die! Die! Just die!

As for the scores...

Seeing as how the judge is unable to deliver a verdict, this match is deemed invalid.

Indeed.

What is that?!

Save me!

Pochi?! Why...

This is bad!

If they find him here, they'll call the clinic and he'll be taken away!

Pochi!

He's lost control because of all the girls!

That's right!

The next match has been determined!

Tame Yoshitaka's pet, that alligator, and take it into custody!

Alligator?

Why do we have to do that?

I'l do it!

The situation's taken a drastic turn!

Can Anna Kurauchi catch the alligator?!

P-Pochi...

Be a good boy.

Hey!

Anna Kurauchi's done it...

Love!

Pochi...

Pochi's seeing how she tastes.

It was no good!

He already got her?!

We have to save her!

Pochi!

Let go of Anna!

Anna...

Anna!

Aren't you going to save her?!

No!

Let me go!

It seems that Pochi likes her.

He might not let her go.

Isn't there anything we can do?!

My only idea would be to distract him with something else.

I see!

Pochi!

Check this out!

Okay! This way!

No!

Sis!

Th-That guy grabbed Sawatari and ran away!

Put me down!

Wait!

Yoshitaka! Open up!

Pochi! Stop!

That takes care of that.

What are you doing, freak?!

How dare you use Sawatari as a decoy?!

Why would Sawatari go so far...

Time to announce the results!

Izumi Sawatari was trailing in the beginning,

but she made an incredible comeback

as her desire to go out with Yoshitaka helped her catch the alligator.

It must be the power of love!

How many times do I have to tell you that you've got it wrong?!

I have no intention of going out with Yoshitaka.

I was just worried about Anna...

About me?

Yeah...

I just had to win to prevent you from getting with Yoshitaka.

That's why...

Sawatari...

Now then!

Time to announce the results!

The winner of the contest who's earned the right to go out with Yoshitaka is...

Anna Kurauchi!

Congratulations!

Yes! Yes!

This is the first time I've ever had a girlfriend!

How do you like that?!

That's what you get for making fun of me!

Um...

What is it?

I abdicate.

What?!

I'm so glad!

Anna finally understands!

Gods! Thank you!

Anna!

You should look for somebody much better than Yoshitaka...

I finally realized how you truly feel, Izumi.

You didn't want to let Yoshitaka have me, did you?

This is sounding like...

Don't tell me...

You looked so wonderful when you were trying your best.

You even sacrificed your own body for me at the end.

Hold on. You've got it wrong.

I didn't mean to...

I'll follow you to the ends of the Earth!

Er, hold on a second!

So Sawatari plays for the other team. W-Wait up!

You're so soft! So Sawatari plays for the other team. Cut it out!

You're so soft! And I had my sights set on her. Cut it out!

And I had my sights set on her. Izumi!

Though I guess it all makes sense now. Izumi!

Though I guess it all makes sense now. Let me go!

Though I guess it all makes sense now. Stop that already!

You're wi ro ng!

Yoshitaka!

This is all your fault!

What are you talking about?!

I'm the victim here!

You stole my target!

Izumi... You stole my target!

Izumi... What do you mean, target?!

What do you mean, target?!

You can go be eaten by Pochi!

There were a whole bunch today.

I should make an album.

This is...

"Would you like to register for the Internet Idol Gateway"?

Wow...

They even have sites for this...

Damn it!

My dream of having three middle school maids would have been realized

if everything had gone right!

I'm going to take this rage and frustration out on Izumi tomorrow!

I have to say that I can't wait!

Izumi's debt for the day

Come on... Go to bed, Mitsuki.

The sweeter they look

The less chance they're fragile or weak

Girls can be pretty tough

It's also important to be able

To enjoy stubbornly running around in circles!

There's plenty of spice in that smile

What do you think?

An exhilarating secret

Which destroys common sense

Is hidden well underneath their skirts

These feelings were made from lots of love

Because I want to dream of the moment I swoon

Young ladies mature with lots of love

Because they're holding onto thrills and shine

Next Episode

You were such an eyesore!

And you've been ordering me around since the first episode!

Always treating me like a side character!

You keep popping up and acting like the main character!

Are you the boss now?

The boss of the little alligator pen!

Yoshitaka!

Show more respect, you damn reptile!

Shut up!

Don't order me around!

Are you two satisfied now?

I've always wanted to try that!