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You--
You do wanna see me again?
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Well, how bad
do you want it now, huh?
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New body parts
were all over the place
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and I had so much fun.
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TINA: He's, like, dorming
with his best friend,
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doing his Dune puppet show.
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I'd stay angry,
too, if I were him.
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I'm ready to find someone
who's kind,
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and who just wants to have kids.
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This is a charter school party?
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I have built this school
from the ground up.
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I think you're crazy in--
(SCREAMS)
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Yes. No, I'm on my way,
I'm just getting the bagels.
There you go.
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Oh, thanks. Keep it.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Brett:
Alex, we should push
this stuff against the wall.
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We've gotta make room
for all the other stuff
coming in, okay?
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Hey.
Brett: Okay. Good.
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What's up?
Um...
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What is all this?
What are you talking about?
This is Dune.
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You said one car full.
Technically, it is.
It's just one U-Haul.
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It's just temporary,
until we get
a permanent space.
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Can you just move
all this stuff
into that room back there?
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That has, like,
a missing part of the roof?
This stuff is not waterproof.
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This is papier-mâché.
I have to, like...
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(sighs)
Fine. Okay, fine. Jesus.
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Stupid-ass Dune.
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I heard that, by the way.
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So, don't be surprised
or alarmed
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if Anna Booth-Meyers
gets in touch with you.
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If and when she does,
my advice would be
to just ignore her calls.
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Not to get too much
into the gory details,
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but Anna wants to make this
a full-on private school.
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Now, technically,
she doesn't have the authority
or the power to do that.
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That's actually not true
at all, Michelle.
Oh, God.
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La Petit Village
is a dual immersion
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French charter school
that is 100 percent
completely funded.
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All we need is just
an official vote to reassign
the charter into my name.
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The board is gonna vote
this Saturday.
It's very exciting.
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Okay, what is going on here?
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Is that true?
My school is based
on French language arts.
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Singapore Math.
Montessori approaches.
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How about you, Michelle?
Would you like to talk
to us about your school?
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Do you even
have a curriculum?
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Okay, Anna,
that was your department.
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It was my department
because you couldn't
handle it.
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No, because
I was delegating,
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because I was trying to...
take care of the 19,000
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other things that also
needed my attention.
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Do you or do you not
have a curriculum
for your school?
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We've had-- we've had...
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Anna:
Exactly. Thank you.
Good luck.
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Okay, moving on,
I am working very closely
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with Professor Watsey
at Occidental College.
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He is the head of the
French literature department.
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On top of that--
Actually...
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if you will turn your
attention towards
the loading dock,
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where you will see
the first installation
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of our arts and
humanities-based curriculum.
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Anna:
I'm sorry?
Mm-hm.
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Mr. Pierson? Mr. Pappas?
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Can you come in
and just say hi to everyone?
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Yeah...
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Just...
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So Mr. Pierson
has an MFA from CalArts.
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And Mr. Pappas has over
20 years of experience
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with... all different types
of puppets.
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Puppets?
Puppets.
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Puppets.
Yeah.
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Uh... would you gentlemen
mind telling us
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what you have prepared
for our school?
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Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yeah. Um...
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Michelle:
Great.
I will allow...
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Please. Yes, please.
myself to go first.
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Yeah. Um... (clears throat)
So, essentially,
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what we believe
is that the performing arts
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engages all the senses in...
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a way that educates
the entire being--
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That's right. We believe
that the renaissance child
is the child of the future.
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Alex:
We can have,
uh, scholars, artists,
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and happy children...
all at the same time.
Three for one.
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Is that helmet papier-mâché?
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This helmet
is papier-mâché.
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That's an excellent...
observation question.
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Yeah, and if you're
interested in... in looking
into it a little further,
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there's a whole room full
of this puppet stuff.
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So, everybody come up and
feel free to ask questions.
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Yeah! Yep. Come on up.
Come on up. We're having
a little show and tell.
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Michelle: Yeah, come up,
don't be shy.
That's right.
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Come on, guys.
Alex, Brett:
Yeah! Yes!
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Brett:
Come on up and we'll have
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a little show and tell
of our works.
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Alex: Yeah.
Okay, just...
so what I'm hearing
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is you desperately need
"stupid-ass Dune"
to save your school?
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If she's throwing
some big party to butter
everyone up to vote for her,
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then I need something
to swing the vote
in my favor.
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And you need this too.
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If Anna wins, then we're
not going to that school.
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And we can't afford
to go to private school.
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Alex:
Dude, uh...
What's up?
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The best they can do
is get us used sand
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in a few months, so...
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Well, we're gonna
need the sand now.
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Why?
Because we're going up
Saturday night.
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We're not ready,
and we don't have sand.
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So...
We're gonna get ready,
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and, last time I checked,
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there was an annoying amount
of sand at the beach.
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Okay, but that sand belongs
to the state of California.
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What do you want,
you want the stage
to look like a crackhouse?
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Or you want it to look
like a magical, mysterious
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learning kingdom?
To get that, we need sand.
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Alex:
He's right.
To get sand, we need you,
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we need all your
charter school parents,
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we need as many people
as we can get together.
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Alex:
Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay.
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Michelle:
Okay, time to load up.
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Thank you, guys. Thanks.
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(vehicle approaching)
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Oh, Jesus. Finally.
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Load up, you hooligans!
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What up, BP!
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I brought you my best men!
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Brett!
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Natalie?
Hey!
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Don't leave me hanging, tiger.
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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Uh... this is my...
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this is my... my thing.
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How do you know Dudley?
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(laughs) Wait, who's Dudley?
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Dudley Walker. Du--
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Oh. Yeah,
everybody knows Walker.
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Michelle:
Guys, let's go!
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Uh... okay. Fuck!
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Alex:
Come on, party people! Whoo!
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(lip-syncing) ♪ Where the
grass is really greener ♪
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Come on now, watch the beat!
Watch the beat!
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Woman:
Go, Alex! Go, Alex!
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♪ Must be something
in the water ♪
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Alex:
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
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♪ You could travel
the world ♪
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Alex:
Let's go, Michelle! Come on.
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Oh, no.
Come on.
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No, no.
Come on!
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No, no! No!
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You put me up here,
now you're not coming with me?
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All right,
who else wants to go?
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ California girls
We're unforgettable ♪
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Alex:
Oh, shit!
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Yeah! Thank you.
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She's super cute.
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You're melting
my Popsicle.
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Whoo!
Hey!
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Too much?
No, it's just enough.
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(rattling)
Ah!
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♪ We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce ♪
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♪ We got it on lock ♪
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♪ West Coast represent
Now put your hands up ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ California girls
We're unforgettable... ♪
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Okay, thanks.
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Hi! Thank you for being here.
Thank you!
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Thanks, guys. Oh, sorry!
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(laughs)
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Hi! I'm Michelle.
Hi. Natalie.
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I was in the truck with you.
That's right, yes.
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This is Brett.
Uh, yeah-- yeah, we met.
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Yes.
Michelle:
Cool.
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Yeah.
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♪ ♪
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There's a lot
of sand at the beach.
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Dudley (over walkie-talkie):
The perfect spot, my friend.
Not a soul in sight.
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Copy.
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Over.
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Dude, who is
that Natalie girl?
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Why are you asking?
'Cause she's hot.
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Did you see us
grinding in the truck?
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That's the girl, dude.
That's the girl
from the Uber thing,
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the whole... yeah.
What?
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Why did you invite her?
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I-- I didn't invite her!
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She's friends with Dudley,
dude. I'm not a fucking idiot.
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Oh, my God!
Dudley (over walkie):
Brett, cop, cop, cop!
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Halt all operations.
Oh, shit, cops!
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Now, motherfucker, he's
pulling into you right now.
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Okay, uh, everybody,
drop your shovels,
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and-- and just pretend
like we're, um,
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we're playing in the sand.
We're hanging out.
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Frolicking in the sand.
Come on, people. Frolic!
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That doesn't make any sense.
Alex, pretend you're
doing a beach workout,
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like the one
we went to that time.
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Brett:
He's coming. He's coming.
Hurry.
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Hurry up, hurry up. Go, go.
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Okay! Listen up, you maggots!
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Uh, give me 20 mountain
climbers, right now!
Hit the deck!
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Uh, Alex, it has
to be something
that normal people can do.
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Okay, uh, jumping jacks.
Jumping jacks!
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Here we go! Ten, nine,
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eight, seven, six,
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five, four, three,
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two, one! Okay, okay! Uh...
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Uh, barrel circles!
Barrel circles!
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Run around your barrel!
Yeah!
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Engage your core! High knees!
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Come on, here we go!
Four, three,
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two, one!
Roger, we're in...
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All right, shit sticks!
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Let's do 20 seconds
of butt kicks!
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At this rate,
we'll be here all night, huh?
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That's not a butt kick!
That's not a butt kick!
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Come on, like this!
216
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,583
Brett:
Yeah!
217
00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:42,208
All clear here.
218
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:48,208
Heel to ass! Heel to butt!
219
00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,708
Alex! Alex!
220
00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,166
All right,
good job, everyone.
Yes!
221
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:55,667
(all cheering)
(Michelle sighs)
222
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,667
(screeching)
223
00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:05,542
All right, here he is.
Public enemy number one.
224
00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,834
Oh, God, oh, God,
I'm so ashamed...
225
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,583
So we having
this conversation now?
We're doing it.
226
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,458
It's happening, buddy.
It's happening. Um...
227
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:14,208
Is there
or isn't there a, uh,
228
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,208
a woman you once called wife
on that beach?
229
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,583
Yes, we are separated,
it's super awkward.
I should have said something.
230
00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,959
I'm very sorry.
Agreed you should
have said something.
231
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:26,708
Agreed it is super awkward.
But... Oh, God.
232
00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:32,083
Yeah. Uh, you don't...
I'm not gonna... say anything.
233
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:35,959
You don't have to worry.
I appreciate you being, uh...
cool about it.
234
00:11:35,959 --> 00:11:37,750
I am being
super cool about it.
235
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,125
You're welcome.
Pretty cool.
236
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:41,375
Yeah.
Thanks, man.
237
00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:42,583
You're welcome, man.
238
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:45,750
All right. Right. Ooh!
239
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,417
Too soon?
That was too soon.
240
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:48,750
You're right. You know what?
241
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,125
That's on me. This one.
Sorry about that.
242
00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:54,625
Not sorry. Kind of sorry.
243
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,834
Yeah, well,
she's like suddenly...
244
00:11:57,834 --> 00:12:00,792
like baby-crazy, kind of.
(laughs)
245
00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:03,208
(laughing)
246
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,291
(chuckles) Okay.
247
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,667
I feel a little
worried about her.
248
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:12,625
Like... I don't know,
that she's gonna
do something stupid or...
249
00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:16,125
Oh.
(laughing)
250
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:19,375
Well, maybe you should
just tell her to... slow down.
251
00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:23,083
I mean, I've tried,
but... you know.
252
00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:26,458
She's not really listening.
253
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,375
(laughs) What are you
doing after this?
254
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,583
You serious? It's, like,
gonna be five in the morning.
255
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,834
So you're free.
So it's a date.
Hey, brother.
256
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:39,041
Yeah?
Can you run this
up the street to Dudley?
257
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:41,750
I mean, I'd do it myself,
but I just pulled
my groin big time.
258
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:45,750
Yeah. Sure, uh...
I will be right back.
259
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:49,500
I will be right here.
Thank you, man.
I really appreciate that.
260
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,375
What are you doing?
261
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:55,333
What? I pulled my groin.
It's a mess.
262
00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:59,750
You know,
I just think you should...
263
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:03,166
you should just pace yourself,
that's all.
Pace myself?
264
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,333
Yeah, with Colin, you know?
You just met him...
265
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:08,375
Just, you know,
just take it easy.
Wow, are you giving me advice?
266
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:10,083
Things are moving really fast.
God! Thank you!
267
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,000
I didn't know how
to work this,
268
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,125
and now you're here
telling me, and I feel
so much better.
269
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,583
Okay, well, maybe you
should just fuck him
on the beach then.
270
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,333
Maybe I will.
271
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,417
All right, so we got
one, two, three, four...
(man speaks Spanish)
272
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:26,375
Wait, what do you
mean, "No hay"?
273
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:29,166
There's no ramp.
274
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,875
Uh... shit.
Um...
275
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:37,625
I-- maybe can we lift it?
Yeah, would you guys...
276
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,458
Would you help us?
Maybe the four of us
could lift?
277
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,792
We'll see if we can...
278
00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:43,250
Okay, okay.
One, two...
279
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,208
Oh, my God!
All right, that's a hernia
waiting to happen.
280
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,417
We're not doing that.
Oh, shit. Okay.
281
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:52,208
Is there, like, is there
maybe somebody we could call
who could maybe bring us one?
282
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,000
I can try, but it's
the middle of the night.
283
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,500
Um, let's try, that
would be helpful, thank you.
Alex: Hey!
284
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,583
Is everything cool or...?
Yeah, we're good.
285
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:04,750
We're fucked.
Okay. We can figure this out.
286
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,583
Yeah.
Um...
287
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:10,458
Brett: This is, like,
the perfect ramp.
Michelle: Yeah, it's great.
288
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,708
Oh, boy. Oh, boy!
Heavy?
289
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:17,041
Nope. Nope.
Yep. Okay.
290
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:19,750
Remember when you were
cleaning the aquarium
with the shop vac,
291
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,834
and you shot water
all over the apartment?
Yeah, yeah.
292
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:26,083
And we were like,
why does this have,
like, a blow option?
293
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,708
You know,
it's a vacuum cleaner.
Right. Yes.
294
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:32,291
So, what if we go
to a 24-hour Home Depot,
295
00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:34,083
and we get, like,
ten of them,
296
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,792
and we just, like,
suck up the sand...
Okay.
297
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,000
and-- and we blow it
in the truck directly.
298
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,125
I see what you're
getting at, uh,
299
00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,333
blue ribbon for creativity,
amazing idea.
300
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:47,458
I'm not sure that
those things would, like,
301
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:50,583
blow sand, like, 20 feet
in the air into the truck.
302
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:54,708
Oh...
But I like-- I mean, good...
good thinking. Definitely.
303
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:58,750
(rattling)
This is not going
anywhere either. Okay. Shit.
304
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:03,417
Uh... okay,
no luck on the ramp.
305
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:06,667
Uh, well...
306
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:15,041
Yes?
Dude.
307
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:19,375
(majestic music plays)
308
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,750
(creaking)
Brett: It's working!
309
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,583
Yes.
It's working!
310
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:28,625
Okay, good!
Good, keep going!
311
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,458
Keep going!
And stop right there!
312
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,166
Okay.
Okay.
313
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,834
Ooh, this is heavy. Oh, boy.
314
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:36,208
(straining) Oh, my God!
315
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:39,375
Oh, shit! Uh! Okay.
Okay.
316
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:43,917
Um... we're gonna
swing this now, I think.
317
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:46,667
And on three,
you guys let it go.
318
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,000
No. Oh...
What?
319
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,834
Oh, he's serious.
Brett: Here we go.
320
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:53,750
One...
321
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:57,041
two...
322
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,083
three!
323
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,917
(all shout)
324
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,458
Shit!
Get out of the way!
325
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,708
Push it in!
Okay, okay, okay.
326
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:10,083
(sighs)
(cheering)
327
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:13,375
Dude! Musc-- muscles!
Muscles!
328
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:15,500
All right, that was easy.
Uh...
329
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,208
You guys wanna
load some barrels?
330
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:20,834
♪ ♪
331
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:32,458
♪ We're stealing sand
in the LBC ♪
332
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,834
♪ Moving some barrels
with the Pierson family ♪
333
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:39,750
♪ Working on the crazy play
called Dune ♪
334
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,083
Bandit,
we've got another Smokey.
335
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,917
(Alex continues rapping
indistinctly)
336
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,250
Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett.
337
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,166
♪ Working real hard ♪
There's a cop coming!
338
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,667
Right now!
Sh, sh!
339
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,875
I got a cop right here.
340
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,542
Pick up, pick up!
341
00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:56,583
Come on, man! Pick up!
342
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,417
Fuck!
343
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,875
Okay!
344
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:09,458
(groans)
345
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:14,333
Oh-ho! Ah! (babbling)
346
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,917
Officer (over intercom):
Sir, step back
on the sidewalk, please.
347
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,417
(belches loudly)
348
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,333
Sir, get back on the sidewalk.
349
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,583
Uh!
350
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,417
(Alex rapping indistinctly)
351
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:29,542
Yeah!
Sir, get out of the street.
352
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:33,625
(siren chirps)
(laughs)
353
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,542
(siren wails)
354
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,959
Oh, shit, cops! Cops, guys!
355
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:40,083
Okay, just walk.
Do not run to your vehicles.
356
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:42,750
If you're in the truck,
go to the truck. If you're
in your cars, go to your cars.
357
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,708
We're still tying things down.
That's okay, we'll tie it up
when we get in there.
358
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,000
Everything's gonna be fine.
359
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:51,542
Get in the wagon!
That spot's for Dudley!
360
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,583
Really?
What?!
361
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,667
We don't have time! Go, go!
362
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,083
No. Oh...
363
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,667
(car starts)
364
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:11,625
(howls)
365
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,834
(rock music blares)
(shuts off radio)
366
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:26,875
Whoa! Easy, tiger.
367
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,166
I mean, what--
what was that?
368
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:33,667
You getting back at me
for Pam Watkins in Houston?
369
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,667
What? No.
That was for your own good.
370
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,208
Excuse me?
Yeah.
371
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,333
What do you know
about what is for my own good?
372
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,166
No--
I had something
going with him!
373
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,250
You just fucked it up!
You had something
going with him?
374
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,250
You had something
going with him?
375
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,708
What do you know
about any of it?
Nothing!
376
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,458
What's his last name?
What's his last name?
377
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:52,583
Fuck you.
You don't know
what his last name is,
378
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:55,083
and you're ready
to get his jizz in your--
379
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:59,000
in your johnson!
You know what? That is none
of your fucking business!
380
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,291
What I want to do,
whether I want a family,
what I'm doing now,
381
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,834
is none of your
fucking business!
382
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,708
You know nothing!
You just swoop in,
383
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,917
and act like we're fucking
friends when we're not
384
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,834
even fucking friends!
No, we are friends!
We are friends.
385
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,375
No, we're not.
Friends look out
for each other.
386
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,208
I haven't heard from you
for fucking months.
387
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,708
You're acting recklessly
and sloppy.
388
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:20,583
I mean, you want diseases?
Have you thought about this?
389
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:25,041
And besides,
if you want sperm,
390
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:28,417
there are better options.
391
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,750
Really? Like who?
392
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:41,583
(laughs)
393
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:47,125
What?
(laughing)
394
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,458
You're enjoying that
a little too much.
395
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,417
You? Your sperm?
396
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:54,291
Do you know
who I descend from?
397
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:57,208
Hercules, Apollo,
Ajax, Achilles,
398
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,500
Agamemnon, have you
heard of these people?
399
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,625
We invented everything:
democracy, math, science,
400
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,250
music, medicine.
401
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:09,708
You would be fucking lucky
to have my Hellenic jizz.
402
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,792
You'd be lucky.
403
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:15,375
(laughs)
404
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:20,000
I'm just imagining
your little sperms.
405
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,959
With your big bug eyes.
406
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:27,125
I don't have bug eyes.
Yeah, they all look
like Jon Lovitz.
407
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:32,125
(Michelle sighs) Guys, yes.
408
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:36,000
♪ ♪
409
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,083
Ah! Thank you.
410
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,792
Okay, I'm gonna...
411
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,750
All right, man. Thanks.
I appreciate everything.
412
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,834
Be safe. Yeah.
All right, good.
413
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:18,834
See you later.
There's that.
Later. Yeah.
414
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:32,000
All right... okay, okay.
All right. Look.
415
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,083
You fucking prick!
Jesus!
416
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,083
You fucking, fucking fuck!
Stop! Stop pushing me!
417
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,375
You piece of shit! Asshole!
Don't do that.
418
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,875
Don't push you?
No, don't push me.
419
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,750
Don't push you?
No, don't push me.
420
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,959
Guess what?
You don't get to tell me
what the fuck to do anymore.
421
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:48,333
You thought it was cute
to just act like you
don't even know each other?
422
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:51,000
Like, in front of me?
It was an awkward situation.
Okay?
423
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,458
I was trying to do my best.
I didn't know she was
planning on coming.
424
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,041
So you have
a fucking girlfriend?
425
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,417
No, I don't have a girlfriend,
Michelle!
426
00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:58,166
You have someone
that you're fucking?
427
00:21:58,166 --> 00:21:59,542
No, you're gonna come at--
No?
428
00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:01,125
You're gonna come
at me right now?
No or yes?
429
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:02,375
Are you coming at me--
Tell me!
430
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:03,750
Yeah, I fucked her! Yeah!
431
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,959
Finally! Finally,
a fucking moment of honesty.
432
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,625
Did you fuck somebody too?
Yes, you did.
433
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,750
Who fucked somebody first?
I worked my ass off
434
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:13,208
to bring myself to you,
and as soon as I got there,
435
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,750
you fucking bailed on me!
Okay?
436
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,917
So please don't bring
this shit onto me.
437
00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:19,583
No, you don't get
to do this to me
438
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:23,000
after stringing me along,
keeping me in the dark,
439
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,959
and judging me
from your fucking high horse.
440
00:22:25,959 --> 00:22:29,917
Everything that I have been
doing for the last two months
441
00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:32,250
has been for you
and for us.
442
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:35,166
To stay together
for our fucking kids.
443
00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:39,542
I've been reminded
every second that I
could have fucked that up.
444
00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:42,125
And I was looking at you
and I was like,
this man is so good.
445
00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:43,917
He would never
fuck up like this.
446
00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:46,458
And I was going
to sleep at night
447
00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:52,417
fucking crying
and thinking about you
at Alex's house!
448
00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:56,875
And you were in some
fucking 17-year-old's pussy?
449
00:22:59,917 --> 00:23:06,458
I-- I really hope that
you're having a good time
sleeping at Alex's.
450
00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:09,000
'Cause I'm fucking done.
451
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,417
That's where you live now.
452
00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:25,500
♪ ♪
453
00:24:09,542 --> 00:24:14,250
(snoring)
454
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:17,041
(knocking on door)
455
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,875
(knocking on door)
456
00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:47,375
In a million years,
I never would have...
457
00:24:48,542 --> 00:24:52,708
Yeah. Yeah.
458
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:56,375
I feel like
our whole world is...
459
00:24:56,375 --> 00:25:01,375
falling apart and there's
nothing we can do to...
460
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:05,625
I don't...
I don't know.
461
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:16,083
Um...
462
00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:20,291
So I also wanted to...
463
00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:22,250
apologize.
464
00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:28,750
I've been freezing you out.
465
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:33,417
For... for a while.
466
00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:40,250
I was just really hurt
and jealous
467
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:43,417
and... angry.
468
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:47,625
But... but, you know,
469
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:49,500
like, in light of all this,
470
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:53,125
it just really seems petty,
and I just genuinely
471
00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:55,291
want to be friends now.
472
00:25:57,792 --> 00:26:00,542
Like, not friends
'cause we don't
have any other options,
473
00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:04,750
or we're desperate
and we got nothing going on.
474
00:26:14,792 --> 00:26:18,500
♪ ♪
475
00:26:19,959 --> 00:26:21,166
Friends?
476
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,708
Friends.
477
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:35,417
♪ I think you ♪
478
00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:38,375
♪ Were wrong ♪
479
00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:45,166
♪ You said I ♪
480
00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:47,834
♪ Can't love ♪
481
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:54,834
♪ I was put upon this earth ♪
482
00:26:54,834 --> 00:26:59,500
♪ Not by any god or master ♪
483
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:03,625
♪ To know you ♪
484
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:07,041
♪ Somehow ♪
485
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:15,375
♪ In some bar someday ♪
486
00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:24,750
♪ I would see your face ♪
487
00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:31,583
♪ I don't believe this shit ♪
488
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:36,375
♪ I was doing fine
without it ♪
489
00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:40,708
♪ Now I can't walk ♪
490
00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:45,250
♪ Alone ♪
491
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:49,875
♪ I can't walk ♪
492
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:54,083
♪ Alone ♪
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