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Since the pandemic started, I have taken
all the necessary precautions to keep
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my family safe.
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I put up a list of rules.
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Hand sanitizer in all the entrances and
exits.
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And of course, math for my entire
family.
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Hi, sunshine.
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How are you?
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What?
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Yeah, no, I actually, I did see the
news.
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But... Oh.
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So he's coming back here.
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Okay, you know he's gonna have girls in
and out of this house, right?
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I don't want to get sick because he
can't keep it in his pants.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay, see you soon.
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Love you too. Bye.
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However, that is until my eldest
stepson, Jesse, moves back from college
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having to take online courses.
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And let's just say he brought all of his
bad habits with him.
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He doesn't follow any of my rules.
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Every time I catch him outside, he's not
wearing a mask.
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He doesn't use sanitizer when he comes
back in.
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I have to remind him to bathe.
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And he's always...
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going out to random girls' houses.
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I've tried everything in my power to get
him to be safer, but he simply won't
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listen. Are you
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fucking serious?
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Yeah, be safe.
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Yeah, you have to be safe
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You're
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clean One
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day
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it all sort of clicked I realized the
only reason he was going out so often
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because of girls.
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So I said to myself,
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he wouldn't have to go out if he can get
all the good stuff at home.
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And then I decided then and there to
show him exactly how great it can be at
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home when he follows my rules.
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Let's just say things have been a lot
cleaner since my little lesson of
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cleanliness.
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A mom's got to do what a mom's got to do
to keep her family safe.
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Can you come up here?
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I have a surprise for you.
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Alright.
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What the fuck is this?
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Come here.
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I want to talk to you about something.
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Nothing major.
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Nothing.
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Okay.
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So, I know that you have been sneaking
out at night.
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I know you've been with these dirty
college girls.
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I have to keep my family safe.
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So, if you promise no more sneaking out,
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You can get out of them?
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You just can't go out?
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So, what do you mean? You want me to
fuck you?
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No, I want to show you how good it is to
be clean.
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Go on.
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Do you actually lose your mask?
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As long as you stay in the house, we
don't need any protection.
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All right.
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Can I close it up? Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Feels so nice to be cleaned up, man.
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Yeah. Way better than the mask, huh?
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Way better.
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Feels a little bit more straight.
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Yeah.
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It's okay, I told you.
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You feel good?
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Yeah. So what do you think of the deal?
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Yeah, that's what I feel.
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I've seen everyone.
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I know.
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But a lot.
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And I just don't want that risk for my
family.
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It can take us a lot of mileage.
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Okay.
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Being at home anyway, online classes,
and everyone's taking precautions.
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I think we should chill.
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You don't want your family getting sick,
do you?
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No. No.
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I think you should put it in your mouth.
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You don't need those young college girls
anyway.
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You need someone experienced.
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That way you don't have to sneak out in
the middle of the night.
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You don't need that.
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College girls wouldn't even know what to
do with this cough.
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Do that.
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Not like you.
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No, not like me.
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Not when you have me.
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Oh my god, fuck.
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College girls don't do that for sure.
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Uh -uh.
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No, they do. Skip glass and drink
smeared off.
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I mean that.
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Robin talk like this.
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I'm going to be way too done.
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You're going to learn so much
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in this online semester.
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I really want you to feel everything.
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Maybe we should go in the bed over
there.
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I feel everything.
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They do.
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But we should probably hurry up before
your father goes out.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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I'll follow you.
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Deep. I want it harder.
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Oh God, yes.
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Oh God.
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Yes.
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Hmm.
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Yeah.
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I fucking like those college
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whores. Yeah.
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My dad doesn't fuck you like that.
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Look at it. Look at it down there.
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Oh,
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I love this.
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Yeah.
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You guys, you know.
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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Oh, God.
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Yes.
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Ah.
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Yes.
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