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You're really bad at this game, dude. Not as bad as Joe.

Joe who?

Joe Mama.

Have you been seeing my phone?

And don't you guys have college mentors, 34?

Yeah, I think it's over there or something.

Damn it.

Your tip's out.

Yeah. I'm gonna lose the game.

You're gonna lose anyway.

Fuck you.

What are you trying to do?

What are you talking about?

You can't be dressed like this around these college guys.

Put bursts in their pants.

I'm just going to go take a bath.

And this is my house, too.

Just be careful.

It's so goddamn hot.

Maybe it's you that needs a cold shower.

So, um, who's the new chick?

Oh, you mean my stepmom?

Oh shit, for real?

Yeah, they left on our first day of college.

So, that means you've only known her for a month, right?

She's been living here with us from now on and forever.

Interesting.

What the fuck?

Michelle, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

You just what?

You thought this was rent for you?

You college guys are horndogs. You're lucky I like your cock.

Thank you.

oh my god

It's so easy and hard.

I can't keep my mouth open.