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Melissa, come on in.
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What's up?
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Make yourselves at home.
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Just go along with it.
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Please come in and have a seat, please.
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So, everything's cool?
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Oh, yeah, no.
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Everything is just as it should be.
Okay, cool.
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My wife is so quiet, man.
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Oh, it's just, she's, you know, outside,
watching my pool, relaxing.
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Stay surprised, you know?
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Have a seat, have a seat. Make yourself
comfortable.
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Right, right.
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You know what?
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Speaking of surprises, I think we need
to clarify some shit here, right?
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Yeah, because we don't need no
motherfucking surprises.
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No funny shit going on here, man. No,
no, no. Of course not, Claire. No.
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Yo, Magnus, if you catfish us at all,
you know what that means, right?
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If she doesn't look like she does in
those pictures you sent, they'll fuck
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up.
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That is clear.
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You sure that's clear? Crystal, crystal
clear.
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Okay, no funny stuff either. You just
want to make sure that's clear as well.
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But also get fucked up for that too.
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See, because that's the thing with
brothers.
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All we try to do is get an understanding
here.
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Feel me?
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I feel you. That's perfectly understood.
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All right. Go get the bitch.
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You want me to go get her? Yeah.
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Yes, sir.
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Absolutely.
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I don't know about this motherfucker,
man. He look like he might be, you know.
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Choke this nigga up, man.
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You know, man, if that motherfucker look
at my dick the wrong way, I'm fucking
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dropkicking his ass.
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So. I got the tune. But this bitch look
like she look like the bitches, man. We
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might be in for some of this shit.
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Hey, honey.
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Hi, baby. How are you?
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I'm good. How are you?
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Good. Just getting my tan on.
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You look gorgeous, as always.
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Thank you.
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Um, uh, so, it's your birthday, finally.
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Oh, what'd you get me?
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Well, uh, so, obviously, there's dinner
tonight, which I'm super excited about.
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But I got you another surprise.
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What is it? Some jewelry?
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Better. Better than jewelry. Uh, I know
what it is.
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What do you think it is? The car that I
wanted?
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Better than a car.
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Nothing's better than a car.
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Well, just wait, just wait and see.
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Okay. It better be.
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No, I promise, okay? I'm going to cover
your eyes, I'm going to take you inside,
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I'm going to be amazing. You're going to
love it. Alright.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Coming up on a step.
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Okay.
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Keep your eyes shut.
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Okay. Keep your eyes shut.
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Guess one more time what it might be.
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I don't know. What about the red bottom?
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Better. Huh?
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Better. Better?
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Oh, my God.
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What is this?
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Oh, my God. This is even better.
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Honey, do you like it?
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Oh my God, yes, honey. This is why I
married you. You're the best.
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No, no, no.
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Get down on your knees.
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Make sure you can watch.
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Can you see that baby?
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Good girl.
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Nice.
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Good girl.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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You're not supposed to do that.
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Um, let me think about it maybe.
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Get nasty. Get nasty.
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Get nasty.
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Get up.
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She's so pretty.
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She's so pretty.
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Look at her.
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Yeah, sure.
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Yeah, come on. Go ahead.
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Yeah,
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stick your tongue out. Stick your tongue
out. I miss you, Tom. I miss you, Tom.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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You like that?
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Tell me. You like that? Yeah, I love
that big butt. Yes?
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Mm -hmm.
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It's a good gift.
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It's a good gift, baby.
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Yeah. Stand up.
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Wow.
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Tell me.
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Fellas? I feel good.
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Shut up. It's therapy.
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Ugh!
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I see Shane used to know what we were
going to say.
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Ask her to get nicely.
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I think you've been doing a good job.
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All
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right,
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go let him out.
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Go let him out? Go let him out. Okay.
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Oh, my gosh. This is the best birthday
present ever.
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I'm so happy that you're happy.
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Of course.
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You can unlock yourself now.
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Can you do it for me?
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Of course.
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Kiss her, y 'all.
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You're so happy now.
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I love you too.
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You're going to watch it? Yeah.
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Speak right there.
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Huh, huh, huh.
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The best fucking birthday present ever.
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Oh my god. You're the best, baby.
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It'll be even better if you come clean
me up.
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Every last drop.
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Don't waste it.
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That's prime time.
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Great heat.
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I want you to
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come for me.
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Hmm.
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I can't wait to clean it up.
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You missed the spot right there. Oh yes.
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What a great husband.
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You're the best wife.
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You have a little bit more to clean up.
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You need your dinner?
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