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Melissa, come on in.

What's up?

Make yourselves at home.

Just go along with it.

Please come in and have a seat, please.

So, everything's cool?

Oh, yeah, no.

Everything is just as it should be. Okay, cool.

My wife is so quiet, man.

Oh, it's just, she's, you know, outside, watching my pool, relaxing.

Stay surprised, you know?

Have a seat, have a seat. Make yourself comfortable.

Right, right.

You know what?

Speaking of surprises, I think we need to clarify some shit here, right?

Yeah, because we don't need no motherfucking surprises.

No funny shit going on here, man. No, no, no. Of course not, Claire. No.

Yo, Magnus, if you catfish us at all, you know what that means, right?

If she doesn't look like she does in those pictures you sent, they'll fuck

up.

That is clear.

You sure that's clear? Crystal, crystal clear.

Okay, no funny stuff either. You just want to make sure that's clear as well.

But also get fucked up for that too.

See, because that's the thing with brothers.

All we try to do is get an understanding here.

Feel me?

I feel you. That's perfectly understood.

All right. Go get the bitch.

You want me to go get her? Yeah.

Yes, sir.

Absolutely.

I don't know about this motherfucker, man. He look like he might be, you know.

Choke this nigga up, man.

You know, man, if that motherfucker look at my dick the wrong way, I'm fucking

dropkicking his ass.

So. I got the tune. But this bitch look like she look like the bitches, man. We

might be in for some of this shit.

Hey, honey.

Hi, baby. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Good. Just getting my tan on.

You look gorgeous, as always.

Thank you.

Um, uh, so, it's your birthday, finally.

Oh, what'd you get me?

Well, uh, so, obviously, there's dinner tonight, which I'm super excited about.

But I got you another surprise.

What is it? Some jewelry?

Better. Better than jewelry. Uh, I know what it is.

What do you think it is? The car that I wanted?

Better than a car.

Nothing's better than a car.

Well, just wait, just wait and see.

Okay. It better be.

No, I promise, okay? I'm going to cover your eyes, I'm going to take you inside,

I'm going to be amazing. You're going to love it. Alright.

Yeah? Yeah.

Coming up on a step.

Okay.

Keep your eyes shut.

Okay. Keep your eyes shut.

Guess one more time what it might be.

I don't know. What about the red bottom?

Better. Huh?

Better. Better?

Oh, my God.

What is this?

Oh, my God. This is even better.

Honey, do you like it?

Oh my God, yes, honey. This is why I married you. You're the best.

No, no, no.

Get down on your knees.

Make sure you can watch.

Can you see that baby?

Good girl.

Nice.

Good girl.

Thank you. Thank you.

You're not supposed to do that.

Um, let me think about it maybe.

Get nasty. Get nasty.

Get nasty.

Get up.

She's so pretty.

She's so pretty.

Look at her.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, come on. Go ahead.

Yeah,

stick your tongue out. Stick your tongue out. I miss you, Tom. I miss you, Tom.

There you go.

There you go.

You like that?

Tell me. You like that? Yeah, I love that big butt. Yes?

Mm -hmm.

It's a good gift.

It's a good gift, baby.

Yeah. Stand up.

Wow.

Tell me.

Fellas? I feel good.

Shut up. It's therapy.

Ugh!

I see Shane used to know what we were going to say.

Ask her to get nicely.

I think you've been doing a good job.

All

right,

go let him out.

Go let him out? Go let him out. Okay.

Oh, my gosh. This is the best birthday present ever.

I'm so happy that you're happy.

Of course.

You can unlock yourself now.

Can you do it for me?

Of course.

Kiss her, y 'all.

You're so happy now.

I love you too.

You're going to watch it? Yeah.

Speak right there.

Huh, huh, huh.

The best fucking birthday present ever.

Oh my god. You're the best, baby.

It'll be even better if you come clean me up.

Every last drop.

Don't waste it.

That's prime time.

Great heat.

I want you to

come for me.

Hmm.

I can't wait to clean it up.

You missed the spot right there. Oh yes.

What a great husband.

You're the best wife.

You have a little bit more to clean up.

You need your dinner?