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Good morning, sleepyhead.

Morning.

Yes, good it is.

Is this coffee still hot?

What's the matter?

You and the girls get a little too crazy last night?

Why don't you come sit with me for a little while?

It's good you're eating something carby.

It's going to soak up all that booze.

That'll perk you up real quick.

Yeah.

Honey, can I ask a favor?

It's a little awkward to say out loud, but it's been on my mind.

Sure. All right.

When my girlfriends come over, can you not pay them as many compliments as you

do? What?

You like it when I compliment you, right?

Yeah, I mean, that's true, but we're family.

The ladies are, well, look, it's just, it's not necessary to say how beautiful

Samantha looks in a dress and how hot Julie's lipstick is.

Oh, God, this is delicious.

It's just the word hot and sexy.

I feel like it really crosses the line.

I'm an adult.

At 19, I believe I have enough experience underneath my belt to

looks hot on a woman.

Besides, your friends are hot, just like yourself.

And I think a woman loves a genuine compliment being told that they're

beautiful.

Do you see how good they light up when they're told that?

I think they're going to get the wrong impression, sweetheart.

Impression? Like they'll believe me?

Well, I think a woman knows when a man is just, you know, throwing hot air or

being genuine.

All right, have we got more of these? This is fucking good.

Nope. That's the last one, babe.

How about the next time we have a girls' night out, you go hang out with the

boys instead of being around here?

I don't know.

I like hanging out with you and the ladies before you all head out.

Besides, someone has to make sure all of you stand up trouble.

Well, I just, I'd like it if you could. Look, there she is!

Samantha?

What is she doing here? It's so early and I'm not even dressed. I didn't know

she was coming.

Early?

It's afternoon.

Besides, she's here to see me.

What?

It looks like she wants me to go out there.

I gotta go, okay?

I love you.

No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait a second.

Don't stay up for me. I'm gonna be back late, okay?

Late?

Out doing what?

the phone.

Sweet.

A little, I guess.

Your date didn't go as planned.

Just, somebody kept calling me every five minutes over and over again.

And so I just decided to turn my phone off.

And by then, Samantha was already put off.

Put off by me?

Well, yeah, because she knows you wouldn't want us dating.

Dating? Whoa, who said anything about you guys dating?

We've been talking for a while. That was our third date.

She never told me that.

Maybe because she knows you would disapprove.

Well, I mean, she has said some unusually flattering things about you,

never assumed that she'd be dating my stepson.

Crying out loud. I mean, she's married.

Separated or whatever. It's complicated.

What about your age difference?

I don't see age.

A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman.

What's this?

This little thing.

I don't know. I just had it laying around.

It's pretty sexy, Mom.

But I'd lose the robe.

It was just really comfortable.

Anyways, we should not be talking about my nightwear. We should be talking about

you and my ex -best friend.

Oh, well, she's not your friend anymore, huh?

Friends don't keep secrets from friends, especially when they're dating your

stepson. She gets me.

She's the only woman I've met that doesn't have any judgment towards me.

Oh, my God.

This sounds serious.

Honey, she is not the woman for you.

Do you realize that she used to work in the sex industry?

Huh?

She was a stripper all throughout her 20s.

How do you think she paid for her school and the house that her and her husband

live in? A stripper?

No, she's too prudish.

Samantha Prudish?

Have you seen how short her skirts are? I mean, when she bends over, you can see

her underwear.

Wait, what about you is so difficult that it takes a 43 -year -old woman to

understand?

I don't know, maybe I just got some kind of kink. But I don't want to talk about

that with you right now.

No offense.

What, like a sexual kink?

Wait, are you two having sex?

What? No.

I mean, we make out or whatever you call it.

You make out?

Okay.

Today I was hoping for her to go down on me, but I should have really just

turned my stupid fucking phone off.

Besides,

why were you blowing up my phone anyway?

Ask me where I was at, what I was doing, when I'll be home. Like, what the hell?

I... I get really lonely.

She thinks that... Never mind.

What?

Nothing. It's so ridiculous. Plus, I don't want to push you too far apart.

She really loves you, you know?

What? Just tell me what Samantha thinks.

She thinks you're attracted to me. Of course I am.

You're my perfect boy.

And I love you more than anything in this entire world.

I just, you know, I think of you like my own son.

She thinks you want to make love to me.

Oh, no.

What did she tell you?

Nothing. What is it?

I might have said some things the other night that I wish I would have kept

secret, knowing the circumstances now.

Something about me?

Mm -hmm.

Well, you know you could tell me anything.

I mean, I love you. I love you more than my best friend, my dad, anything.

You could tell me anything.

We don't talk about everything.

Obviously, Samantha knows something about you that I don't know.

See, there it is.

I got my secret little fetish and you got your secret feelings towards me.

Look, please just tell me this.

You're not going to kick me out of the house or anything, right?

Oh, God, no.

Stay here as long as you like.

Okay.

Call Samantha.

Tell her I don't mind if you two see each other.

Seriously? No, but you can tell her that.

I'm not going to stand in the way of love if you do truly love her.

Well, love?

We're not there yet, but thanks.

Stop seeing her if that's what you want.

You're not going to see her anymore?

No. I mean, I can tell it makes you really jealous.

I guess you know my feelings for you.

I love you too, Mom.

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Amazing.

Do you want to film mommy's pussy, son?

Yes, please, mommy.

Thanks.

Good morning.

Mommy.

be a secret.

I really enjoy having you with me and I want everybody to see us.