All language subtitles for gua-magnumpi.1980.s01e16-1080p

$500?

It's called an
attention getter.

I'm a private investigator.
| don't play games.

(MEN YELLING)

Some wives drink.
Some take lovers. | play.

Stop! Stop!

| really hold you
responsible for everything
that's happened.

You think
she'd risk dying?

She would risk anything
to keep the game going.

(INAUDIBLE)

(INAUDIBLE)

(GUN FIRING)

You shot them.
Are they...

They're dead,
of course, darling.

All dealers
get it eventually.
And so will we.

Someday.

Well, what are we
going to do now?

Bury them
under some dead brush
and set them on fire.

You take the car.
I'll meet you
back at the club.

Right. She always
like this?

Five hundred for you.

Three fifty for your friend
because he didn't have
to do any real acting.

And for the rental
of the plane.

Thank you very much,
gentlemen.

When she went for the gun,
| mean, | knew it was a gag,

but for one second
| didn't think
she was acting.

MAGNUM: This morning
was like any other on Oahu.

A beautiful woman
named Christie DeBolt
had hired me to, uh,

play games with
her sister Louise.

She said games.

| would have said
helping a rich girl
live out her fantasies.

Okay. So, if wasn't
like any other morning.
(DOGS GROWLING)

But one has to be ready
to expect the unexpected.

At any rate,
! wasn't gonna let it
affect my workout.

Hi, guys.

I'm afraid I've
opened it by mistake.

My assumption, of course,
was that Mabel Dodge

sent it over
as a thank you
for our lunch.

Mabel Dodge?

Uh, she's the designer
who's doing
the guesthouse.

HIGGINS: I've never seen
a black orchid before.

Although, technically,
they can't exist, you know.

The box doesn't have
a florist's name on it,

and the card
doesn't reveal a thing.

Higgins, you opened it,
and you read my card!

How else could | have
known who it was for?

“The Black Orchid"?

(CAR HORN HONKING)

HIGGINS:
Whoever can that be?

Uh, Higgins, the orchid
was just a joke, uh,
Rick and T.C.

Why don't you
take it back
into the house?

| don't think I've ever
encountered a Rolls of
that vintage on the island.

It's simply impeccable.

Terrific. Why don't you
take the orchid back
into the house, Higgins?

I'd like to meet the owner,
if you don't mind.

Which of you
is Thomas Magnum,

the famous
private investigator?

I'm The Black Orchid.

| say, you're who?

Who is this little man?

Well, he sort of
runs things around here.

Higgins, I'd like you
to meet Orchid.

He was just
admiring your Rolls.

He's an expert on
classic and antique cars.
Isn't that right, Higgins?

Well, yes. | have
been consulted on
the restoration of...

Would you have a light?
No, I'm sorry. | don't.

In fact, recently the
Hawaiian Antique Motorcar
Society asked me to present

a paper on the proper
restoration of vehicles that
have been exposed to salt air.

It really can be quite
devastating, you know.

Right, and he would
like to take a look
at your Rolls

while we have
our little chat.

Well, it's really
just another car.

Are you
Mr. Magnum's assistant?

| say, it's a 1936 Gurney
Nutting Sedanca Coupe,
isn't it?

Extraordinary.

Would you mind
lifting the bonnet?

Mr. Magnum, | am
desperate for help.

Someone is
trying to kill me
and I'm terrified.

Do you know who?

| can't tell you.

Or why?

Please don't
ask me that.

Well, what about how,
Miss DeBolt, or is that
a secret, too?

Of course
it's not a secret...

What did you call me?

You just called me
Miss DeBolt.

Of course, because
that's who you are!

Magnum, darling!

You don't understand.
This isn't how we play.

First of all,
the clothes
are all wrong.

It should be a
double-breasted gabardine
and a hat with a snap rim.

And secondly, why couldn't
we have met in your office?

Now, everybody knows that
private investigators work
out of seedy buildings

and their names
are on the doors
with frosted glass.

Louise, will you calm down?

And you do not know
my name as we have
only just met

and my identity
is a secret.

That is why | sent
the black orchid.

Now, Magnum,

shall we try it
one more time?

Mr. Magnum.

Thomas Magnum, the famous
private investigator?

At your service.
You look like a dame.

(LAUGHING)

I'm sorry. | mean...
I'm sorry. Let me try it
again. I'll do it right.

(WITH ACCENT)
At your service.

You look like a dame
in big trouble.

Do you know who | am?

You could only be
The Black Orchid.

I'd know you anywhere
by your perfume.

(SIGHS)

Do you have a light?
No!

(WITH ACCENT) No.

(CHUCKLES)
Of course not.

Do you know that ever since
you have taken my case,
| have felt so protected.

So safe for the first time,
that | Know that the man
with one ear will be foiled.

The one-eared man?

You remember, the one
who's vowed vengeance
on me

because | rejected
his romantic advances.

Sure, baby. Sure.

Just slipped my mind,
that's all.

That's because
I'm on guard,
expecting it.

And because the
touch of my hand
drives you crazy.

What?
| feel it, too.

It's the electricity,
the chemistry between us.

It's overwhelming,
it's overpowering,
crushing us together.

(GASPS)

| don't think you realize
how vulnerable we really are.

Rick and T.C.

| mean, the one-eyed man.

The one-eared man.
What?

The one-eared man.

The one-eared man,
of course.

(SIGHS)

| know you're fighting
your code of honor, but this
feeling is just too intense.

You can't
help yourself.

And | can't resist.

(MEN YELLING)

LOUISE: Save me, somebody!
Save me!

(GRUNTS) No!

Rick, make it look good.

Aah!
LOUISE: That's my job!

Oh! Save me!
Please save me!

(GROANS)

I've gotta save
The Black Orchid.

(SCREAMS)
(YELLING)

Louise! Get in the car!

Oh, never! I'll never
leave you, my darling!

(LOUISE YELLS)
(GROANING)

(GAGGING)
T.C., it's too hard.

Give up or I'll set
her loose on you.
Give up or I'll...

(SCREAMS) | give up!

Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!

You were wonderful!

You were wonderful.
(GASPS)

(COUGHING)

My hero.

MAGNUM: | know what
you're thinking.

After the phony beach attack,
| should have said goodbye
to Louise, and meant it.

But you know something,
| was starting to
have a good time.

Maybe she wasn't
the only one who had
fantasies about

famous detectives
who were heroes.

Magnum, | do hope you're not
going to be under foot while
the renovations are going on.

Renovations?

You said something
about a little paint
to freshen up the place.

Basically, that's all
we're doing.

While you were swimming,
Rick called.

Basically?

Something about the woman
in the alleyway last night.

What about her?

He said to tell you
it was the wife
of Wyndom Jackson.

You know, now that | think
of it, that mysterious
woman yesterday,

Orchid,
you said her name was.

It was difficult to tell
through the black veil,

but she could have been
Wyndom Jackson's wife.

Of course, we've never
been properly introduced,

but once at the Garden Club
Cotillion when | chaired
the entertainment committee,

she was chairing
the dance committee...

Oh, well.
It's not important.

MAGNUM: When Christie
hired me to play games
with Louise,

she'd conveniently used
her sister's maiden name.

She knew if she told me
who Louise was married to,

| wouldn't have
anything to do
with her,

even at triple
my normal rate.

Wyndom Jackson was
notorious for two things,

his money,
and his temper.

The first he'd picked up
after the war by
investing in property.

The temper, | guess,
he was born with.

He was known as aman
who always got his way,

no matter what
it cost, or who.

Hello? Anybody there?

Hello!

Magnum?

Well, I'm surprised
to see you here.

| bet you are.
Where's Louise?

Oh, riding.
She won't be back
until after lunch.

ls something wrong?

Plenty. Starting with
who your sister really is.

Oh, apparently that makes
a difference to you?

Uh, married makes
a difference.

Married to Wyndom Jackson
makes a real big difference.

| can explain that.

Don't bother, 'cause this is
gonna take about 10 seconds.
I'm off the case.

You can mail me my fee.

For my own curiosity,
Magnum, is it morality
or economics?

Are you so angry
because Louise
has a husband,

or because he's
one of the island's
five richest men?

Both. And | sure as hell
wouldn't play war games
in an alley

with Wyndom Jackson's wife!

Why not, Magnum?
Are you a reverse snob?

No. Because the stakes are
too high with your crowd,
and things go wrong.

And people like you don't
pay the bills, and people
like me get stuck.

Are you afraid?

I'm afraid of
a lot of things.

I'm afraid of hurting
my friends who helped me
stage the attack.

Look, what if Jackson
finds out and he doesn't
like that particular game?

He'd run them down
without even looking back.

Are you so confident
he doesn't know about
Louise's penchant for drama?

Oh, come on.
That's the whole idea
of the games, isn't it?

To keep Louise occupied
and out of public trouble.

The spoiled wife of a man
old enough to be her father.

(SIGHS)

Magnum,

it's not a very
original story, is it?

No.

Wyndom worships
my sister.

Louise has always been
extremely high strung
and vital.

Lately it's become
like a narcotic.

She needs more
and more excitement.

Well, she's bored.
She feels neglected.

And she's becoming
reckless.

Magnum, | do apologize.

It's just that | care
very, very much about
my sister.

Christie, your sister
is not crazy.

She just wants
a little excitement
in her life.

Will you keep that
appointment today?

No games,

I'll just
talk to her.

And after today
it's finished.

Okay.

I'll try to prepare her.

Frankly, | don't know
how she'll take it.

You just remember
no more games.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Whose Ferrari was that?
| damn near hit him.

Oh, just a friend
| met at the club.
Some car, hmm?

Never mind the car.
Who's the driver?

Somebody | do not intend
to let get away.

Friend of yours,
or Louise's?

He's mine.

Come on, lunch is ready.

And | want to hear
all about what happened
at the board meeting.

MAGNUM: | know what
you're thinking.

| could have just
as easily picked up
a phone and laid it out.

| could tell Louise
it was over, no more
meetings, or games.

| guess | just prefer
to do things one on one.

(SIGHS)

Hello, Thomas!

Tell me, will it be
cold roast beef or turkey?

(CHUCKLES)

| understand.

| really do understand.

They're going to be
here very soon, Thomas.
They want that emerald.

The Montezuma Emerald.
Louise...

| know they...
Louise, don't you know?

There aren't gonna be
any bad guys. No games.

What?

This is goodbye.

Aren't you having
a good time?

Louise! You are going
to have to get a hold
of reality here.

Don't talk to me
about reality.

| have tried it,
and | find it
vastly overrated.

Is that why you
married Jackson?

When are you going
to learn your lines?

Come on, Louise!

You want reality?

(SIGHS)
I'll give you reality.

My father was
a minister here

in the islands of
a very fashionable,
fashionable church.

Mind you, that doesn't mean
the pastor has money,
just the flock.

But we all became very good
at pretending we had it.

Had it all.

Especially me.

So | decided then and there
that when | grew up | was
going to be

an actress.

| was doing
such a good job with the
congregation, imagine...

Just imagine what
| could do in Hollywood.

What happened?

| met Wyndom.

His wife had just died
and he was looking
for someone.

A companion,
someone to share
his interests, his life.

His money?
(SIGHS)

You are a tough one
when you want to be, Magnum.

Would it make a bit
of difference to you

if | told you that
the money didn't matter?

Oh, you're gonna tell me
that you really love him

and you do all this
just to please him?

One day,

| was out riding,
one of Wyndom's horses.

It started to rain, the horse
slipped and | ended up on
my back for six weeks.

And needless to say
Wyndom felt very responsible.

So, he brought me
into his home and

he took care of me.

Everybody in these islands
think of him as a rough,
tough son of a gun.

But not you.
No. Not me.

He brought me my meals.

He would read to me.

And | told him about
wanting to be an actress.

And so we would even
play out little scenes.

And then eventually
we started writing
our own scenes,

or games, if that's what
you wanna call it.

Jackson played games?

(CHUCKLES)
He was terrible at it.

So bad in fact that

right before | was
getting ready to leave
he asked me to marry him.

And | thought
it was one of his games.

And you said yes?

And then this rough,
tough son of a gun
started to cry.

No one's ever loved me
like that, Magnum.

| will never, ever
do anything to hurt him.

That's reality.

Some wives drink.
Some take lovers.

| play.

Hold it.
You're in trouble,
Mr. Magnum.

(MAGNUM LAUGHING)

Ooh!

You just don't give up,
do you, Louise?

Hi!

That's it. Do you have
any idea what a windshield
costs on a car like that?

Oh, my God!
Get him!

| am not paying
for that windshield!

No!

Louise! Get the car!

(GROANS)

Come on.

Go! Go!

MAGNUM:
Watch your steps.
LOUISE: Ooh!

Where's the table?

(GROANING)
Oh, my gosh. Oh, dear.

Oh. Come on.

Careful, careful,
careful, careful.

Poor darling.

Oh, dear.

What can | get you?
Anything?
Some ice.

Ice. You have ice.
(GROANS)

A towel for the ice.
Towel. Where's the towel?

In the bathroom.
Where's the bathroom?

In the... You go
through the door...

(SHUSHING) Don't say
another word. I'll find it.
Don't... Don't move.

Red...

Red... Ow!

Red?

(DOOR OPENING)
They painted it red!

What have you done
to the Ferrari?

Do you have any idea
what a windscreen costs?

Higgins,
the walls are red.

Hot tropical magenta,
to be precise.

Mable Dodge's trendiest
color this season.

You said
subtle changes.

You said
imperceptible changes.

Obviously this is not
a moment for rational
conversation.

It appears you've been
beaten up again.

We'll talk
in the morning.

Higgins, you promised! Aah!

God!

Red.
(SIGHING)

Magenta.

Oh. Ooh!

Careful. Careful.
(GROANING)

On!
Aah.

There.

You were wonderful.
You were terrific.

You were so masterful,
the way you took
their punches.

Louise, | got beat up.

Everything they threw
at you and back for more.

Louise, this was
not a damn game.

Your hiring them
was perfect.

| didn't hire them.

(GROANING)

You don't know
how to play the game.
No.

If you and your sister
didn't hire these guys,

then somebody's
after you for real.

Besides, it's too late
to be playing. Good night.

Aah, Louise...
Oh... Wait.

Now, you listen to me.

If you take one step
out of this house,

there's not a damn thing
| can do to protect you.

I'm just too beat.

But | swear to you,
if the guys who are
after you don't get you,

then I'm gonna
beat the hell out of you
myself when | catch you.

You really mean that,
don't you?
Every word.

You know, Thomas,

in some ways | like
this game much better.

(WITH ACCENT)
That's terrific, sweetheart.
Oh!

You were wonderful.

Ah.

Magnum, where do you
keep the coffee?

Magnum!

The marvels of
modern technology.

Mmm. Coffee.

Coffee.

Louise?

Oh, good morning, darlings.

Louise.

What have you been
doing here all night?

Taking care of Magnum,
of course.

Magnum, would you
come out here, please?

Louise, please!

Right now | just
want to kill you.

When | find out what
went on here last night,
maybe | will.

You're Louise's husband.

Well, before you get
too busy making threats...

| don't feel so well.

Louise, not now.

| think I'm sick.

Louise, please.
| am trying to make
your husband understand

about the guys
at the beach.

Jackson! (GASPING)

CHRISTIE: Louise!

(GROANING)

This time she's not acting.
She's really sick.

Call the doctor.
Quickly.

Louise, calm down.
Come on. Relax now.

This is an emergency.

Calm down. Come on.
Just relax.

How is she?

She's out of danger,
but she's feeling
pretty uncomfortable.

Wyndom is with her now,
but he'll be out shortly.

And I'd advise you
to be out of here.

No. Not till | find out
what's going on.

It's pretty obvious.
She took poison.

What makes you think
she took it?

It's the only
logical answer.

Unless you gave it to her.

Quite frankly, | don't think
you're the type to do that.

Christie, two guys
beat me up yesterday,

and now your sister
almost dies of poisoning.
Somebody's out to get her.

Come on, Magnum, darling.
You provoked her.

You told her
you were no longer
playing the game, right?

What's that have to do
with her poisoning?

She took poison,
you saved her
and here you are!

The game is
still going on.

Ah, come on.
You think
she'd risk dying?

She would risk anything
to keep the game going,
and you know it.

I'd better go back in.

And, Magnum, | meant it
about not being here
when Wyndom comes out.

WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Mort Levy,
please report to surgery.

Dr. Mort Levy,
please report to surgery.

MAGNUM:
What Christie was saying
made sense in my head.

But in my gut,
it felt all wrong.

| didn't believe Louise
would poison herself
and hire those thugs,

but then | was
still feeling
a little fuzzy,

so | decided to let
the episode rest

until | got some sleep
and cleared my head.
(HAMMERING)

| should have
known better.

(HAMMERING CONTINUES)

MAGNUM: Higgins.

Higgins...

What is that?

Ah. Awake, | see.

Why would | be awake?
Stunning, isn't it?

Mable Dodge's
madrigal sculpture,

reflecting native Hawaiian
themes and modern idiom.

Higgins, that is terrible.

And | hate that!

Higgins, | want it down.
| want it all down.

| want you
and Marble Arch...
Mable Dodge.

Whatever her name is,
| want you and her out.

Since you weren't
up to driving today,

| took the liberty of
putting it in the shop.

Higgins, this bill is for...

Taking the old
windscreen out,

installing the new one,
plus the unit cost itself.

But this is...
Simply staggering.

But | can hardly make
a claim on Robin Masters's
insurance, can |?

MAGNUM: Later that afternoon,
a messenger delivered a /etter
from Christie firing me,

and enclosing my fee,

which, coincidentally,
was almost enough to
pay for the windshield.

I'm not saying that Higgins
was eager for the money,

but he did stand over me
while | endorsed the check.

That's what
really made me mad.

Bad enough to
be beaten up,

but it's downright
humiliating to pay for
the damages yourself.

WOMAN ON PA: Nurse Barrow,
Station three, six west.

Nurse Barrow,
Station three, six west.
Magnum!

| assumed you
got my letter.
(SIGHS) | did.

There's just, uh,
one little outstanding item.

(SIGHING)

A windscreen?

It's Louise who
plays games, not me.

Well, maybe she plays them,
but you seem to pick up
the tabs.

By the way, how much
did the guys with
the ski masks cost?

| didn't hire those thugs.
Well, somebody sure did.

And if it wasn't you,
it had to be Louise.

Or Jackson.
One way or another,
I'm gonna find out.

We're taking Louise home.

She recovered?
That fast?

The hospital's been
upsetting her.

Well, the poison in the
coffee didn't help much.

Magnum, | would never cut you
out if | thought that somebody
was poisoning Louise,

other than
Louise herself.

MAGNUM: What if | don't
believe you?

CHRISTIE: Then | suggest
you ask Louise.

Magnum.

Thank you for
saving my life.

| meant to thank you
before, but I'm afraid
| lost consciousness.

Christie, take Louise
down to the car.

No. Wait, please.

Magnum, maybe you think
you saved Louise's life
and | should be grateful,

but you're wrong, because |
really hold you responsible

for everything
that's happened.

Stop it,
both of you, please.

You know, | don't know
who beat me up

or who's after her or why,
but somebody poisoned her.

| poisoned myself.

(SIGHS)

| put the poison
in the thermos the night
before as part of the game.

To take if you
wouldn't continue.

And the next morning,
when it was obvious that
you weren't going on with it,

| took it.

But believe me, Magnum,
| would never have
let you take any of it.

But | took it.

And I'm ashamed.

Please take me home.

I'm sorry.

HIGGINS: And you promise
to leave the living room
exactly as it is,

and stay away
until Mable Dodge has
redecorated the bedroom?

Whatever you want.
Now what can you tell me
about the poison she took?

She was very fortunate
to reach the hospital
so quickly.

The poison Louise ingested
is particularly vicious,

because unless
counteracted quickly,

it's virtually impossible
to reverse its destructive
processes.

Like, uh, breathing
carbon monoxide.

Even when pure oxygen
is administered,

the victim's red blood cells
are already so damaged that...

Are you saying she wasn't
kidding about this?

If Louise Jackson
swallowed that
poison deliberately,

she was either
an ignorant fool,

or a woman determined
to take her own life.

MAGNUM: Louise may be
a little offbeat,
but she wasn't suicidal.

And death would have been
a sure bet if she'd taken
the coffee on schedule.

At the beach,
miles from nowhere.

Too far from any
medical attention.

Someone was trying
to kill her,

and she was lying to
protect whoever it was.

And there could only be
two people for whom
she'd do that,

her husband
and her sister.

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

Hold it. Hold it!

That's enough.

All right, get out.

He works for you.

Not anymore.

You just gave him
his termination notice.

You sent those guys
to beat me up.
Yes. Yes, | did.

Now just wait one minute.
Do you think you can
just admit

you sent those goons
after me and then
just walk away?

| don't believe you people.
You're just incredible.

Look, | didn't mean
to have anything
happen to you.

| was just trying to
scare you. I'm sorry
they got carried away.

Now, if that's not
good enough for you,
we can fight.

You're younger than | am,
and stronger maybe,
so you'd probably win.

But I'm richer than you are,
so in the end I'll beat you.

Now, why don't you just
accept my apology?

(SIGHS)

Did you do this
‘cause of Louise's game?

| was afraid...

| was afraid she was
beginning to care for you.

And | couldn't stand that,
you see. If she left...

Afraid enough
to kill her?

Hey, | love Louise
very much.

Maybe | do hold on
too tight.

Maybe.
But I'd never hurt her.

And I'd never
let anything
happen to her.

That's funny.
That's exactly
what Christie said.

Christie's
a wonderful girl.

If it wasn't for her,
| never would have
met Louise.

Wait a minute. Christie
introduced you to Louise?

Yes. Christie
was my secretary.

She worked in my
office in my home.
We were very close.

Louise used to come by
and pick her up,

and once in a while
she'd take one of my
horses out for a ride.

She had an accident.
She told me.

You know, | never met
a woman with such spirit.

| was beginning
to feel old.

But when she came
into my home to recover,

suddenly | had
a whole new chance.

| could never even
think of her ever leaving.

Mr. Jackson,

she really does
care for you.

There's absolutely
nothing between us.

Christie and Louise,
where are they?

Gone for a drive,
| guess.

Well, where'd they go
for a drive?

Do they have
any special spot?

Any favorite spot?
Anything?

Not to my knowledge.

Magnum,
what's on your mind?

Christie poisoned Louise.

Oh, come on.
That was just
another game.

It's just another game,
Mr. Jackson, but this time
it's Christie's little game.

Now where can
we find 'em?

Sometimes they drive out to
the other end of the island.

To an old landing strip.
| still own it. Come on.

(SIGHS) Do you think
it's going to work,
Christie?

It'll be the most
exciting game so far.

| assure you.

You poisoned the coffee,
didn't you, Christie?

| didn't know
if it was you
or Wyndom.

You covered for me.
That was noble.

But coming up here with me,
that was stupid.

| had to find out,
didn't I?

Why, Christie?

Why?

| love you. I've always
tried to give you everything.

Give? Give?

All you've done
your whole life is take.

You go crashing through life
knowing that somebody's
going to look out for you.

That's not true.
It's always been
the two of us.

You took Wyndom from me,
didn't you?

Didn't you?

Oh, Christie.

Wyndom is very fond
of you, but you are
deceiving yourself.

He would have loved me.
It just needed time.

Just a little more time
and he would have loved me.

But you came crashing in,
and you took him from me.

Christie.
So beautiful,

so vital,
so much imagination.

Killing me isn't going
to make him love you.

This time you're gonna die
playing one of your
little games.

This time the dope dealers
are using real bullets,
sister darling!

Christie, come back!
No! Christie!

No! Stop! Stop!

Where is she, Christie?
Where's Louise?
Where is she?

She's back in there, Wyndom,
playing another one of her
little games.

Another game, Christie?
Like the poison
in the coffee?

(GUNSHOT)

Please.

Louise.

Louise.

(GRUNTS)

Take that way.

Hicks!

(GUNSHOT)

Louise.

(SOBBING)

(GRUNTING)

Louise.

Jackson?

Louise.
(SOBBING) Jackson.

Oh, Jackson!
It's all right, Louise.

(SCREAMS)
Jackson!

Ah!

Hold it!

You're hurt, dear!

He's been hit.
You all right?

I'm okay.
You stay with him.
I'm going after Christie.

Hey, wait a minute.
Magnum.

Leave her alone.

What?
Let me handle this my way.

| have just about had all
| can take with your version
of reality, both of you.

You're rich,
you're spoiled,

and you try and twist life
around your finger
like it was gum.

And she's my sister, Tom.

And no matter what she did,
| can't forget that.

She's my sister.

Magnum, please.
Let me settle
with Christie.

(SIGHS)

On one condition.

The games stop.

Okay, | promise.

No more games.

No more games.

It's only for a few days,
until after
the photographic session.

Hey, Higgins, no problem.
No problem at all.

Well, | must say
you're being very decent
about all this, old boy.

Uh, Magnum...

Look, Higgins,
why should | have
a problem?

Jackson and Louise are going
to the mainland for two weeks
on a second honeymoon,

and they've hired me
to stay at their house.

It's a security check.
I'm sure you know about that.

It's a wonderful place,
Higgins. 30 rooms.

A staff of six.

Oh, did | tell you
about Jackson's yacht?

They hired you?

Now let's get this straight,
Higgins. | want fresh,
white paint on the walls,

and the furniture cleaned
because of dirt from storage.

I'll see you around, Higgins.
Give my love to Mable Dodge,
whoever she may be.

Are you Mable Dodge?

Yes, Magnum.

This is Mable Dodge.

She of the magenta walls.

| love your work.