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Did you get past all this ass in this position?

Okay.

Sorry about that.

Do you need water?

Yeah, I guess I'll sip of that.

You gotta sip of this.

Yep. I thought he was like, did you say my water? I wasn't sure.

I'm sorry.

Lemony.

My lovely.

More injury.

Oh my god.

Do you feel like a bed frame?

No, a piece of our fence.

fell off okay the wire on the bottom and then i didn't see it in the grass i was

cutting the grass that's when it was shot back off out of the back of the

lawnmower and yeah

i'm like the black cloud can move

on i like the lot lately

I'm not the only one.

My head's all like...

Oh my god.

Oh, God.

Mmm.

Woo.

Okay.

So I found a guy on Reddit, and

he's experienced, he's posted content himself, he has several

hotlines locally.

So, like, I know his dick works in front of a crowd.

It's always step one.

He's super fit.

Like, yeah.

We've been chatting for a while. I'm looking to get him to help with a couple

other fantasy things as well.

So, yeah. I mean, next time we meet up, we can schedule something.

Have him come along. Yeah.

Oh, okay.

And then you hit me in the middle of it. And they were like, oh.

That's exactly.

I was like, well, that was a pleasant surprise.

Yeah, it was perfect timing.

Perfect. I was like, oh, my God. Yeah.

Yeah, I've been looking for a while.

I posted an ad on Reddit and just got, like, the most.

I fully understood, like, what women deal with online. I was like, what is

Good job.

Yeah, we get a lot of that, too, in our inbox.

As a matter of fact, if you're okay with it, we're just going to go ahead and

put you as a bull on there.

Yeah, that's fine.

I was going to ask you, do you want me to tag your account when I post stuff?

Like pictures and things? Yeah, probably.

That's about 1 ,000 fans.

Yeah, so it's coming really well.

Surprisingly well.

As I said before, you definitely have fans

within my fan base as well. So if you guys ever wanted to start selling things

on your own, there's demand there.

So time.

Time is always the... Yeah, it's always a big factor.

Because this has definitely turned into a second full -time job for me. Not full

-time, part -time. Second part -time job.

It's not involved in it.

Oh.

Is it a good time?

Yeah. Okay, good.

Did you?

Yeah, yeah.