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That chick was fucking weird. Her whole family was... Oh,

hey, what was going on there in the restaurant?

My mom and my sister are artists, and they wanted to paint you, so they sent

here to ask you.

To paint? Oh, all I know, you mean like a profile of my face?

No, they're nude artists. They paint whole bodies. They want to see you in

raw, you know, like everything.

What?

Wait a minute. Is that why everyone was looking at me like that?

I noticed they looked at my, you know, region, how have you, you know, the

lower.

They didn't know whether you'd have a big enough dick or not, so they sent me

here to see if it was the real deal or not. Oh, my God. I'm very embarrassed

a little turned on.

I don't know what to say. So they want to paint my whole body naked?

Yep, in the raw.

Oh. God, well, I hope you give them a good report.

I'll try.

All right.

Well, you said that they wanted to paint me?

Mm -hmm. Oh, shit, I'm a little, I'm shy.

Do you want to see it now, or?

Might as well. If you can't show it to me, you can't show it to them.

Yeah. What do you think?

Well, first off, you might have to trim your bush a little bit.

I heard that before from some people.

Not really.

Really? Most people around where I'm from don't really have the biggest balls

the world.

Are these the biggest balls in the world or close?

I don't know.

I'm sure there's someone in Tibet that could probably do that.

You're funny. You're funny.

Why Tibet?

I don't know. I don't know. It's just somewhere.

I could say Kilimanjaro or Baton Rouge.

Right. What do you think? Is the penis like a pretty penis?

Is it?

How would you?

Well, you're circumcised, so that gives you ten points right there. Oh, okay.

You don't really care for the other type, do you? No.

They don't really care for the other type either, just for the fact that it

hides most of it. Right. I know when they paint, they want to get details.

Oh, yeah.

You like the head?

It's really pink. That'll actually be really good for the... The hues, the

different hues.

Yeah.

This is good. I know. A little more sauce.

I'll attend to the shaft, and then you can put your nails on my balls lightly.

And then this way, you can tell your mom exactly what you really think.

Because trust me, it does get bigger than this. It goes up to there.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay, so on with... That's right. It needs a little bit of nails.

Oh.

Huh?

Do you mind if I spit on my hand?

No. Oh.

I heard it. I heard girls... If girls were dudes for a day and had the little

elephant, yeah. Yeah. Is that true? Would you like to...

I probably would. I wouldn't even... I think if dudes were kicked for a day,

too, like, the boobs and the butt would be bouncing everywhere.

You guys wouldn't even bother with a bra. I know. I know.

Yeah. But I did hear that from girls that they would love to swing. Yeah.

Do you want to play helicopter with it? Try it.

What? Like, wing it any... Yeah.

Yeah, that's it.

There we go.

But, no, like...

No, I'm pretty sure we'd be sitting there doing like the helicopter and like

the really weird things.

Yeah, because it's curious, right? Like how does that, yeah.

Like sometimes you're probably curious, how do they even walk with such a thing

like that?

Slowly.

Yeah, yeah.

Pardon me. Okay, now when this gets really hard, like I'm talking about like

steel, it moves on its own. Okay.

Did you ever see that before?

Yeah.

Just the sides of your head. Move down a little.

Yeah, that's it.

Let me see. How would I... Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hit you. I

mean to hit you.

But it is. It goes beyond your ear. In other words, if you come down, this will

go back over your head. But whatever.

Sauce and balls.

Sauce and balls. I think I'm going to open a restaurant.

You're getting redder.

Does it turn you on at all watching or not really?

A little. A little.

It's not an everyday part.

Not with other people.

Right. Right.

Oh, that's good.

I would say a little more vola, a little more nails, a little more, yeah.

Do what thou wilt, yeah.

Sweetest I've heard. In other words, like, you know.

Like cup.

So, yeah, cup, cup, in other words.

Whoa,

it's almost taking your... Yeah,

pretty big for a white guy, huh?

Yeah, I think a little bit bigger, though. Right.

What do you think of thickness?

You could grab it.

It's a pretty good size.

Yeah?

It's not too thin.

Shape, overall.

You're not really crooked, which is a plus.

Right. You have a little bit of a curvature up, which is good. Right. For

-spots anyway.

Oh, yeah.

Has anyone ever hit your g -spot?

No.

Let's see how long it... What about the... How do you do that? I don't know.

I think you have to stop back there. Probably.

You can try.

No, I'm good. I think I can't do that because I'm avoiding my hand in.

Yes.

I don't know why, but penises remind me of elephants.

Elephants? Elephants.

Interesting. I don't know why, but elephants.

One girl said it looks like a shark underneath over here on the full curve

whatever you call that. I was like, interesting, a shark.

I don't see it. Yeah.

I see mushrooms or elephants.

Yeah. I definitely have a mushroom head.

People comment on my head. They like it.

The shape of the head? Yeah.

The ridge right there? Yeah.

That feels a lot better on the inside than just plain straight. Right.

Because most of the pleasure in the genre is when it first ends or finishes.

Sometimes. It depends on how much board play you did before. Right.

Do you prefer ring or curve?