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He said he wasn't sure of his feelings anymore so we finished things but had to

carry on living with him for three months because that was how long our

on the house and neither of us could afford to move out separately or afford

keep the place It was nothing to do with porn was it?

No, nothing to do with porn He was always fine with that, that was nothing

with it, but then we carried on holding hands and saying we loved you and

sleeping together and watching, and just carried on as if nothing had happened.

So we were out of a relationship, but we carried on as if we were in one.

And I said to him, so what are we going to do? Are we going to keep this going

or are we going to get back together? And he said, no, we're not getting back

together, that's not what I want. So I was like, oh, as long as you don't have

any cake and eat it then, okay, brilliant. So I'm fucked up.

I'm fiery.

How do you define fucked up in the head?

No! Shut up! Come over here, come over here, come over here.

We're both just like...

People that are too fiery and we can't, yeah.

We've got personalities that clash, you mean.

Exactly. Our personality clashes.

Except when you're having sex.

We just love and hate. Yeah, we've got a love -hate relationship.

He loves me and I hate him.

I don't believe that. Okay, we do have a love -hate relationship. Sometimes we

hate each other. You love me, I hate you. No, I don't love you.

Sometimes we... So do you hate each other as people but love each other for

No, I...

I just hate him.

Yeah,

we do hate each other more than that. I think we love each other in the first

few hours of seeing each other, and then, like, a few hours in, three or

hours together, we really hate each other.

It was pretty kind of slow and romantic, I think.

That was amazing.

Over Xbox.

Over an Xbox, yeah, and Facebook.

Xbox brought you together.

Yeah. But it was a damsel in distress at the time, so that just didn't exist.

The show's yours. I'm just filming whatever.

Oh, you're filming now?

Yeah. Yeah.

Film the musician, like, stretching and getting himself ready for a good fuck.

He's a daddy boy.

What are you saying about me?

How have you been finding it so far? Yeah, I love it.

Yeah, I really do like doing it.

It's really fun.

Don't let me distract you from what you're doing.

And don't you dare think about having a boob job.

No, I don't want one.

You look really manly.

I need to look out of shape and any horrible scars under your boob.

What would be the point when you can just do a chicken fillet?

You don't mind me filming you doing your morph up, do you?

No. No, I don't mind.

I don't mind at all.

I think that's one of the main things that we like to see women putting their

makeup on.

Yeah, it's really hot.

I think just watching women beautify themselves.

It's sexy.

Who broke the subject about doing porn?

We both talked about it, so we just sort of went from there.

I was just chatting up your missus. That's alright.

We're getting married soon, yeah? Yeah. Yes, we are. What, this year?

Well, we have a date then, but we're going to be changing that one because

looking to get married in New York.

Oh, nice one.

Yeah, go to New York at Christmas, I think.

And get married there.

We had a deal I aimed for some company, but they're useless.

Yeah, so we're going to cancel that and we're going to...

Hop on a plane, piss off.

Yeah, and I'll be seen for a few days or weeks. Get married.

And just come back and have a party.

What, a sex party?

No.

You like anal?

It depends.

Mostly I do.

But you have to like the guy. I need to be in the mood.

If I'm in the mood, I love it.

Don't ask me if I like anal.

How would you describe the relationship that you're in? Are you boyfriend

-girlfriend?

Yes. Yeah?

Did you start already?

Yeah.

He's got a lot of underwear.

It's handy. He's always clean.

Oh, I clean him.

He's soft.

You've got loads of underwear and stuff.

Always getting new underwear.

I've got matching underwear on today, actually.

Yeah, talking of weird, you and my feet, you're a nightmare.

I like feet. Feet are nice.

Yeah, but... Everyone likes feet.

As long as they're not ganky feet. But you've got nice little feet.

Is it the shape of them that you like, Steve?

Yeah, they're nice little and they're... I don't know, they're just nice little

feet.

I mean, some people have got really horrible feet.

Like, strange shape.

Like you can appreciate a nice pair in your tomb.

Yeah. Yeah.

I wouldn't say I've got a real, real heavy fetish about them, but no, I can

appreciate a nice pair of feet. Do you want a nibble?

I might do.

I might have a little go on your toes.

You'll like them.

Go on then, bitch.

Oh and look, they're all covered in stockings as well.

A stockinged foot.

I thought it was shocking.

I'll bite it.

Oh don't bite!

Do you wear it when you bite?

It feels like I'm without the stockings on.

Does it tickle? Yeah.

Do you like it though?

How did you get

into it then?

I got into it. It's a very long story.

Cut it short.

So I was raised like an normal family.

I went to a Catholic school, a nun school.

And I met him at 20 something.

Well, I saw his porn collection, and I said to him, like, well, your porn

collection is going to go out, or I'm leaving.

Yeah, she was very casual.

As we were talking about your previous conquest, you really haven't had that

much experience sexually, then?

Not really.

Not many. Not many boyfriends before.

And then you dealt with his sidekick.

Yeah.

So you had a burn. You can still get ready.

You're not being rude. You just do what you're doing.

So you haven't had many boyfriends before Scott?

Nope. No?

Strangely enough.

And you used the version 5 to make them when you went to the doctor's last week?

Yeah.

Pretty loud.

We once did anal.

Her fan is tighter than her arse.

It's ridiculous, isn't it?

You didn't like anal much?

Eh, not bad. Or you've got to be in the mood for it? I've got to be in the mood

for it.

Or drunk.

I bet you don't do this at home, do you?

Yeah, I used to do it and then the bed broke.

Yeah, I knew about you before I met her. I think I'd watched your videos before

I met her.

I know,

but I think I have. I've watched loads of them. I was in the car with Adam and

was like, oh my god.

So I was going to say, how did you get under from that first shoot then?

Obviously you got on really well.

Oh yeah, yeah.

I think I was a bit nervous, to be honest.

What, was that a girl -girl shoot?

Yeah. Three, was it?

Was it four?

No, one with Shay, one with Katie Kay, one with Kate Harrington.

There was four of you though, wasn't there?

Yeah, there was four of us. Yeah, but I saw the pictures.

How long have you been together?

More than one year.

One year and two months, I think.

And how did you meet?

On internet.

How did it go? Did you see a picture of him?

It was a little complicated, so I will explain very briefly.

I had an advertisement online, but I was looking for a woman,

not for a man. Oh, so you're bisexual.

And you are.

How long have you been together now, then?

About 15 months.

I moved in about 7 months ago.

He doesn't want me here.

I was fucking few girls at that time.

It's not true.

Because they were fucking two dogs.

I was thinking that I was gonna lose my interest really.

But I probably didn't realize at that time how good was our relationship.

Yeah, because you never lived with anyone before.

No. That's why you didn't want to live with anyone. I had about, I cannot call

them girlfriends, but I had about 200 over.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby. Look at this. This is nice.

Come on, give us a kiss.

We're going to get on with it now.

But did you know when you got into a relationship that he was bi? No, but he

told me one time that he fucked a cock.

And what was your reaction?

I was like, okay, fine.

And we didn't. It's funny because a lot of kids...

A lot of girls are okay about that.

Just as long as you don't fucking tell.

It's weird.

It is strange, yeah.

Because a lot of girls like to do it with two men. I like to watch Dave

Okay. When the guys look... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm open and honest, I don't give a fuck. That's, like, more my issue, do

know what I mean? Because obviously, like, we met and we were like, yeah,

more my issue. Like, you're going to go somewhere and you're going to be like,

oh, my God, not yeah, but yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? That kind of

immaturity is behind it.

Insecurity that he might find. It's not a bad night.

It's getting better, really. And it's definitely took a good five, six months.

It wasn't there at the beginning.

Because obviously you're just getting to know each other. But once the love came

out and it's like, I want to be with you. And we live together.

We have the house here and the house down in Leicester. And we live together.

we're not here, we're there. If we're not there, we're here.

We met in a petrol station not too far where Danny lived.

Danny was going to get some pop or milk and I was going to fill up my car and

went into the petrol station and one kid said, fill up Danny.

And after some perving, Danny said something.

He was staring?

I was staring at her breasts. I'm not going to lie, I was staring at her

breasts. And she said, you were checking me out then, wasn't you?

I never said that.

You did.

You did. Were you looking at me or something? Were you checking me out or

And I said, well...

Yes, I am. So what are you going to do about it?

Danny, what did you think when you were doing your boobs?

Oh, it didn't look too bad, it'll do. Yeah?

Did you think it was kind of rude checking you out?

Yeah, it did.

But I liked that. But the thing was, at first she thought I was gay. I was quite

upset about that because at the time I had blonde streaks in my hair.

Which I quickly got rid of.

Yeah. No more.

No more.

My flexible friend, aren't you? Show me how flexible.

You ever get any work as a contortionist?

No.

Could you put both feet behind your head?

Definitely. I could use that, but I can't do it no more.

That way Mark can lick you out.

Yeah. He could do it. It would be nice.

I mean,

do you have sex with other people? Do you work with other girls?

No, in private life or time to time.

Another couple.

Only together.

Okay, so you're swingers then?

I don't call it swingers.

Just a little bit.

Maximum other couple. Couple and couple.

Me and another couple.

Oh, okay.

Or do you bring a girlfriend hunt for him as a treat?

We try to once.

Me, him and one girl. But she was my friend and she had a

boyfriend but in these days he's living very, very, very far away so she decided

to try something new with us.

Oh, okay, okay.

But you enjoy you enjoy her being your your porn your porn you that you like

Basically, yeah, I couldn't wash any of the porn now other than with Danny You

know, I just it's what gets me going And because you're cocks in most yeah, yeah

How

did you meet?

In a hotel

He worked there and I worked there. And I was the porter.

And I was in sales.

So we didn't really see each other.

And then one day in the back office at the reception of the hotel, I got a new

business outfit on.

You want to say that really? Yes, I want to say it.

And I asked him, because I fancied him, but he recently split up with his

girlfriend. So I asked him, what do you think about this?

his outfit he's like well it's nice but your ass is fat yeah i think i said you

your ass looks fat yeah yeah but i'm sure from god's point of view that that

a good thing it was just like like no no she she she lost 10 kilos

since yeah also it was a proper proper fat yeah yeah she lived in england she

lived in england had a lot of beer yeah i used to have an english boyfriend so i

had a lot of beer Oh, so how long did you live here for then? A year. Oh,

A year is all you can handle, isn't it? A year and a lot of... A lot of

Guinness. Guinness, yeah.

Now, can I give you a masterclass on how to do this, guys?

Yeah, go on.

Because most guys get it wrong, and I did go to a class and learn how to do

properly. Okay. And everybody laughs at it, but it's right. Are you ready for

the masterclass? Yeah, go on.

This is how guys do it wrong. This is how you make a girl cum many, many

times. Wait, wait, do the wrong way first.

So the wrong way what guys do is this.

Pop a shirt.

That doesn't fucking do anything.

What you do is you put it in your mouth.

You suck a doo

And

then they come very quickly like

that

oh yeah see they wobble they're real

massive

ass

It's pitting on me.

That's the first.

Now go down a bit honey.

Whichever way you want, baby.

Are you gonna be comfortable sitting on it?

Ish.

She has my back of my head.

Oh.

Ooh.

You like sucking cock, don't you?

That's my phone.

Go away.

Probably my phone actually.

Get back on top of that cart.

You ladies put this in front of me.

Get back on top of this cart.

No, you come here.

Do you want sex?

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. At the same time, that's it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Some things rubbing against each other.

Can you see how we fell in love the first night we got together?

OOF

He's smashing it in there.

I'm not a tiny little pusher.

Oh, yeah.

Say it, girlfriend.

Is that your bum?

Oh, yeah.

No, keep that away from there.

I'm having a bum to leave his wing.

I'll get turned to spanking.

It's nice. It's really good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah?

I didn't see it.

I don't know.

oh yeah oh yeah

Do you mean at all?

Not the best.

Crazy girl.

Crazy girl.

Wow.

Come kiss me.

Not bad. I'm going to get off you.

That's nice.

Cream?

Come on, lick it.

Very salty.

Is that nice?

Can you be sure it's your neck? Trust me.

You dirty bitch.

You've got something there.

Oh, jeez.

You don't have a cigarette break.

Cigarette break? Yeah, go on then. Go on, you don't deserve it. You just spit

all over me and thrown me out of a fucking aircraft break.