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Hello, you two.

How are you?

Good, good.

We're in Bonn. Yes, that's right.

There are no more politicians here. They're all gone.

We're all in Berlin. We're back in a decent city.

Awesome. That's great.

Super.

All good.

You've registered with me for a phone exchange, right? He has a phone exchange

with us.

Yes, yes.

You know that on TV, right? Right.

But on TV there is no time for the slaughterhouse, right? No.

They always look to see if the toilets are clean. Or if they put something in

the kitchen.

That's what everyone knows.

That's boring.

That's boring.

Who actually came up with the idea?

Me. Here.

Oh.

The idea, because you know what happens afterwards. Yes.

Exactly.

Yes, but in the cinema, the partner is always there, right? Not always.

We always go our separate ways.

Yes. Oh, yes, then that's very interesting.

What did you set for limits?

What can your wife do now?

By the way, your wife is going to Estes.

Oh, really?

Yes.

And what are you going to do?

What are your plans?

Actually, I'm going to do everything.

As I said, we're also in there.

We're going to let the whole thing come to us.

We're going to do a few things. We're going to do the whole thing.

Yes. Yes, we can't do that anymore.

We could do that in our own way.

Yes, yes, exactly.

That's what we have to translate for South Germany now.

It could be as it could be. Yes.

Similar. Yes, similar.

Similar.

And...

What do you think, what kind of man do I expect?

You know, I know him.

He hired me.

What do you think?

What kind of stature?

What do you expect?

Such an agile... Tell me again what he thinks.

Well, I'm actually open to everything. I'm just surprised what's coming to me.

Or what kind of nice man he is. Yes.

And then the whole program.

Yeah, but I mean, if he's a little messy in the kitchen, he'll probably do it

too. But don't tell me.

I don't think that's going to work.

That's what we don't do.

Yeah,

and you, what kind of woman are you?

Blonde, brown, weak?

I

have

seen the photo.

You will have fun.

Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Tell me, when the other woman comes

into the house, what should she not take from you? Should she pull out your

pants?

Or do you have something against that?

I'm actually open. Really?

Yes. Then we can do a mojo here, right?

Yes, we can do a mojo. That's great.

That's great. It's nice that the men are here.

Yes, exactly.

That's what you like to hear.

Then, as I said, I bought a ticket to Essen Hauptbahnhof. Yes.

Out.

Food, coal,

smoke, dirt.

It's not bad at all. It's wonderful air here, isn't it?

You like to live here, don't you?

What do you do when you're in Hamburg?

Do you dance on the runway?

Yes, that's right. And are you a talkative woman now?

No, not at all. I just mentioned it.

Why not?

That would be a nice idea.

For everyone.

For everyone.

And did you see anything bad?

If yes, which ones?

Yes, well, except for the old bag, of course. Yes, yes.

Nowadays. No, but otherwise, no, no.

No, you don't have to go there.

No, exactly.

Yes.

And what do you all have in your suitcase?

Tell me something. Well,

the two, of course.

The two, of course.

The two, if I take them with me.

Yes. The one, if I want to take them with me.

Yes. So the basic equipment.

Exactly.

Shoes are of course also not allowed to be counted, so to speak.

Yes. That's part of it.

And what do you expect from him? On the one hand, you know, such a model, such a

beautiful thing, or do you prefer to start with it?

No, but I have to be a man of life.

Yes. I can start with such a beautiful thing.

Yes. Yes.

Yes, how beautiful.

That's normal.

Exactly. That's normal.

You have to be able to pack it up sometimes, right? Yes, of course. Of

But what do you lick? Do you lick glasses or do you like to lick?

Everything. Everything. There is nothing at all. Everything.

No, but you don't know

where you're going, do you? No, but... It's not that far away.

So, you're going to Bonn.

How long do you need to pack such a suitcase?

10 minutes.

I would say you make the trip ready. I'll bring you to the station right now.

And one more thing. At the end, of course, I want to bring all four of you

together for a little car party.

So that the girls get to know each other. Yes, very good.

And then I always want to see, do they open their eyes?

No. No.

The opposite.

I think so too. Great number.

I think so too. We'll finish this corner now.

Don't tell too much.

And how was the

trip to Edson?

It was super great.

Really? Super interesting.

Food truck or?

No, normal.

It wasn't that far. No, it wasn't that far.

Yes, your exchangeman just looked at you. I think he likes your blouse.

Yes, it is very interesting.

Yes. Yes, I am pleasantly surprised.

Me too.

I didn't think so.

I think he just wanted to show you his lobby.

I think so too. We could go in that direction.

Go ahead, we'll follow you.

Here. This is our

little obituary, where you can actually have a lot of fun.

But it looks inviting.

I think so too. Then you can definitely have a lot of fun together.

Yes, I think so too. Yes, then sit down quietly.

Sit down.

And then he exchanges the visit cards.

Yes,

have fun with the exchange.

trust.

I've got some portioning problems.

Oh, my God.

review.

So this guy has a lot of teeth.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

oh yeah oh yeah

Game on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Here in Essen there is the best currywurst in the world.

Absolutely. You don't even know that. You've been here for two hours.

You have a currywurst in your mushy. What kind of one? I'm going to say

We'll see each other again.

At the end party.

And we'll continue.

See you later. Bye.

I was just waiting for you.

You're still waiting for a little walk in the Rhine, right? Yes.

That was new for you. In Essen there is no water, right?

No, not really. Not really.

But there are nice parks there, Gruger and so on. I know that. Yes, you can

there nicely. Yes. But I think you can also walk very well in the Rhine. Yes,

that too.

Yes, but your exchange man is already shining.

You probably don't give a shit what he looks like. Can that be?

Yes, I know him. Yes, you know him. By the way, I heard

great things from the other women's exchange department.

But nothing is said, right?

That's what we see at the closing party here.

Can we do that with you, by the way? You have a nice big couch here.

Then we'll do the family reunion.

Everything is good.

I would say, then show me your puddle and off goes the exchange, okay?

Okay. You're quite shy.

No, oh, crap, that doesn't sound right.

Oh,

thank you.

Thank you.

That's good.

Oh,

yeah.

that is

yeah

We could do that over and over.

Amen.

Hmm.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

Come on.

Hello, hello, hello, hello.

How are you?

Good.

Yes? Yes.

But you're not afraid at all, are you? You're shining, aren't you? Yes.

Why should you be afraid?

Exactly. Yes.

The Bonner Luft is awesome, isn't it? Yes.

Yes.

It's awesome.

Yes.

We are now very quickly gone and will now leave you in peace.

Discuss this matter, yes.

And then we'll all meet here again in Bonn for the closing party.

Okay. Agreed?

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Oh,

that's a

nice picture here, isn't it?

Yes.

And how was the trip with the Deutsche Bahn? Was it good?

Super! How was it in Bonn? How was it in Etten?

Totally cool.

Yes? Yes, super.

I would like to repeat it. So I would like to repeat it too.

Have you seen anything from the city at all? Or do you only know how the horses

look? In the Bahnhof!

Yes, yes, yes.

And be honest, girls.

Wie lange haben die Männer euch gelöschert, dass ihr mal erzählen sollt,

da gemacht habt?

Dankeschön, mehr wollte ich nicht hören.

Ja, das ist interessant.

Aber ihr seid nicht eifersüchtig jetzt?

Nein, überhaupt nicht.

Und die Mädels untereinander haben sich nicht die Augen ausgekratzt? Nein.

Alles super.

Jeder lebt noch, keiner hat irgendwas gekratzt.

Perfekt. Also, was reden wir noch lange rum? Ihr wollt ein bisschen ficken, ne?

If you want to get to know each other better, girls, go for it!

Have fun!

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

I can't breathe.

um um

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Well, how are you all doing?

I don't know who belongs to whom.

So, Bonn, Edmonds, it doesn't seem to matter. The main thing is Bavaria,

Yes.

Yes, great number, right?

Yes, it was good.

Yes, you can recommend more, right? Yes, definitely.

Yes.

I'm sure you want to hack around a bit, right? Yes.

Round two, right? Round two.

So we're already gone.

We're already gone.

Okay. Bye.