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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,615 Everything's cool. 2 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,492 Jesus. 3 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,287 Are you okay? Do you need some help or something? 4 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:41,749 Hi. How you doing? 5 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,209 Hi. 6 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:45,836 Would you mind helping me out of here, please? 7 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,963 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 8 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,757 Do you want me to just lift this? 9 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:52,176 I can pull these and... Okay. 10 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,470 Watch your face there. 11 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,014 Okay. 12 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,142 Did you do this to yourself? 13 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,062 Yeah. I did this all by myself. 14 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,314 Okay. Why? What are you doing? 15 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:07,357 Connecting with my death. 16 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,693 Where is my purse? 17 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,445 Okay. 18 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:13,655 Linda. 19 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,574 - Hi. - Hi. 20 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:18,911 Mmm. 21 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,581 Well, um... 22 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:25,000 Have a good day and, um... 23 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,252 Take care. 24 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,906 Hey, um... 25 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,032 Uh, I actually... 26 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,117 I could use some privacy, 27 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,368 'cause I need to record some sounds, 28 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,203 and I need clean audio, and your footsteps are kind of... 29 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,538 Wow. 30 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:06,208 Not wow. I was asking you if I could have privacy. 31 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,544 You're like a ghost in chains. 32 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:10,963 A ghost in chains? 33 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:12,047 - Yes. - Okay. 34 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,549 - Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. - Hey, hey, hey. 35 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,634 - Not appropriate. - Oh, no, it's all right. 36 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:17,386 - I really... I really... - It will only take a moment. 37 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,347 - I really don't... - Just relax for just a moment. 38 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,808 Okay. Close your eyes. 39 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:24,351 Great. 40 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,229 You are a free spirit. 41 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:30,149 You have no body. You have no past. 42 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,942 You have no present. You have no future. 43 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,569 You have nowhere to go, 44 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,613 and you got nothing to do. 45 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,533 That's all. 46 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:40,742 Okay. 47 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,077 - Do you feel better? - You know what? 48 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,537 I feel a little better. I do. 49 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:45,247 Thank you for that. 50 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,332 - I appreciate it. - Why are you lying? 51 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,002 Um, I'm not lying. I was just... 52 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:52,504 You said, yes, you felt better, but you don't, 53 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,589 so you're lying. 54 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:55,382 Um, I wasn't lying. I just... 55 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:56,675 No, you were. 56 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:58,177 Just then you were lying to me. 57 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,596 You don't feel better, but you said so. 58 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,930 Why? 59 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:03,807 Really? 60 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,100 - Yes. - You wanna... 61 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,186 Okay, fine, um... 62 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,229 You kind of freaked me out a little bit back there, 63 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,898 and then you started following me, 64 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,774 and so I had to tell you that lie 65 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,194 to grease this situation here so... 66 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,403 - Wait, to grease... - Yes. 67 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,780 - ...a situation? - What, you don't tell lies? 68 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,157 - No. No. - What... Okay. 69 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,450 So what happens, you know, what? 70 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,077 Am I just gonna, like, say everything I wanna say 71 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,287 and do everything I wanna do? 72 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,122 - And then... - Why not? 73 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,499 Because I have responsibilities, I have things to keep up, 74 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:30,792 and I've made commitments to people... 75 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:32,252 - So you lie. So that's good. - And, yeah, so I lie. 76 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,671 And that makes you happy. 77 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,677 No! 78 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:45,557 No, it doesn't make me happy. No, it doesn't make me happy. 79 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,604 That's a ghost in chains. 80 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,613 So tomorrow night is gonna be a full moon, 81 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,741 and I'm gonna go on a late-night moon walk if you would like to come. 82 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,493 Um, I... 83 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,662 That sounds great, but I have to work a double. 84 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,414 It's a 16-hour shift, so... 85 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:13,710 Okay. Well, working man, you do what you gotta do. 86 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,212 It was very nice to meet you. 87 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:16,505 Nice meeting you. 88 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,006 Hope I see you again. 89 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,217 Bye. 90 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,855 Babe... 91 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,691 Quick question. 92 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,736 Does this top go with these jeans? 93 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:40,862 Um... 94 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,199 Hmm. Not bad. 95 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,534 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 96 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:46,868 Tucked in or out? 97 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:48,370 In. 98 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,830 Well, let me see. Turn around. 99 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,374 You know what? 100 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,543 - First of all, the jeans look great on you. - Yeah? 101 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,712 But they might even look better on the couch. 102 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,383 It's a work call. I gotta take it. 103 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:09,182 Magic Castle, this is Tina. 104 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,310 Hey, Craig, how are you? 105 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,894 Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally! 106 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,938 Wait, what happened? 107 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,482 Can you... Do you mind me asking what happened? 108 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:24,239 You know, we were just about to offer a free perk package. 109 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,491 Uh, with a level one party plan, 110 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,702 we're gonna throw in a free clown. 111 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,746 It's free. 112 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,419 Great. Fantastic. 113 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,673 So we'll see you next weekend then. Okay, great. Bye. 114 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:45,552 Fuck. 115 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,780 Hey. 116 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:05,989 What's up, skinny? 117 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,532 Are you free next Saturday morning? 118 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,951 Uh, no, we're doing the party in Los Feliz, aren't we? 119 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:10,994 Yeah, yeah, we're doing it. 120 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:14,539 I just might need you to do more than set it up and break it down. 121 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,417 I might need to employ your special talents. 122 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,460 What do you mean, my talents? 123 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:20,629 You ever played a clown? 124 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,756 You're joking, right? 125 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,049 You might want to practice up. 126 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,301 - Uh-uh. - What do you mean, "Uh-uh"? 127 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,636 It means, no, I'm not doing that. 128 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:31,264 Come on, I'll pay you a lot more, and it'll be so fun. 129 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:33,266 No, Tina, I'm not gonna be a clown. 130 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:36,395 Okay, is this because of what happened when we were playing kick the can? 131 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,479 I thought we weren't gonna talk about that. 132 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:38,855 Okay, we don't have to talk about it, it's fine, 133 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:41,316 but what is your deal? You've been really weird all week. 134 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,026 What's my deal? It's actually your deal. 135 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,528 What are you talking about? 136 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,738 Your deal is that you only call when you need something. 137 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,156 - That's not true. - Yeah? 138 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:50,158 When's the last time you called just to check in or to hang out? 139 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,827 We talk all the time. Alex... 140 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,703 You know what, I'm not gonna argue with you. I gotta go. Bye. 141 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,706 Oh my... Did you just hang up on me? 142 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:58,875 Why is he so mad at me? 143 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:00,794 Tina, I mean, come on. 144 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,255 You kind of take advantage of him with the business, 145 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:05,215 plus you cock tease him. 146 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,634 If it weren't for me, he wouldn't have an income. 147 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,344 I'm the only business he's getting, 148 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,012 - and I am not a cock tease! - Okay, okay. 149 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,764 I don't cock tease him. Where are you getting that? 150 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:13,849 Don't get so defensive about it. 151 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:16,101 - Well... - I'm just saying, he clearly likes you. 152 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,687 He tried to kiss you. I don't know why you're acting like he doesn't. 153 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,772 That was a freak, drunk thing. 154 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:22,023 Those are his words. 155 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,859 - He said, "That was a freak, drunk thing." - Yeah, right. 156 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,569 Well, he would say that, 'cause he's embarrassed. 157 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:27,028 Well, what am I supposed to do with him? 158 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,197 He's so high-maintenance. He's like a girl. 159 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,283 You know what? I do think that you could be 160 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,326 a little more careful with the people in your life 161 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:34,536 who really matter to you. 162 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:40,417 What... What is this? Are you... You're mad at me, too? 163 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:41,835 I'm not mad at you, but... 164 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,837 No, you can't just say that and then be like, 165 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,213 "No, I'm not, I just..." 166 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,256 - Okay, no, I'm not. - "I'm saying that..." 167 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:50,469 I don't feel like you prioritize me, and I don't feel like I'm that important to you. 168 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:53,597 Wow! Jesus Christ, people. 169 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:54,890 What do I have to do? 170 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,391 Tina, it's called being in a relationship. 171 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,226 I'm not in a relationship with Alex! 172 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:00,103 Do you want to be his friend? Do you want to be his friend? 173 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,688 - Yes, but... - Yes? Okay. 174 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,983 So being someone's friend means that you're there for them, 175 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,568 you look out for them, and you do nice things for them. 176 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,236 - Hold on, let me just write this down. - Things like that. 177 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,613 - What do you do? - Okay, you should. 178 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:14,201 - What? - Uh, it's nothing. 179 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:20,207 I just forgot about a, um, charter school meeting. 180 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:21,416 Oh. 181 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,418 The charter school so you can go 182 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,003 flirt with your boyfriend? 183 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:28,757 Nobody's flirting with anybody. Stop it, okay? 184 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:29,925 Okay. 185 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,471 Hey, Phil. Sorry I'm a little late. 186 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:39,976 Oh, let me guess. He is still "parking." 187 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:43,188 Mmm, they said his day is a little up in the air. 188 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:44,773 The whole day is up in the air? 189 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,441 Why don't you load in some sounds 190 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,818 and then farm out a few options to audition. 191 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:53,365 You know, I am way behind on Sophie's kindergarten applications, 192 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,492 is it okay if I just do that stuff on the fly? 193 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:56,785 It... It's super easy. 194 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:57,869 No, the producers are in there, 195 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,079 and they're gonna want to hear some options. 196 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:01,998 They never use those things, okay? 197 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,459 I mean, honestly, do we have to go through this? 198 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,713 Got it. Options. 199 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,168 David? 200 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,510 Yeah, they look pretty good. 201 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,346 I think they'll come out fine. 202 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,681 Really? Huh. 203 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,267 Hi. Sorry. 204 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,352 I'm Michelle. Is David here? 205 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,187 Yeah, he's around here somewhere. 206 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,333 Hi. 207 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,586 Hi. 208 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,129 Wanna give me a hand? 209 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,429 Thanks. 210 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:42,724 Okay. 211 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,942 - One more. - Yeah. 212 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,327 Okay, let's check it out. 213 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,037 Oh, no. 214 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,705 Fuck. 215 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,082 Fuck. 216 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,668 Oh, my God. 217 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,088 - All right. - We moved so many chairs. 218 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,756 Do you know how to break down a door? 219 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,927 - Honestly? - Yeah. 220 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:20,929 So, crowbar action? 221 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,013 Yep. 222 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,433 Thanks. 223 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,851 - I do the prying? - Yeah. 224 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,269 - You do the jimmying? - I do the jimmying. 225 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,312 Okay. 226 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,441 - Sorry. - It's all right. 227 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,195 Oh. Shit. 228 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,697 - You got something? - Mmm-hmm. 229 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,124 Yes. 230 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,127 Okay. All right. 231 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,837 You go first. 232 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,130 Oh, my God! 233 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,339 What? 234 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,675 You're not gonna believe it. 235 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,468 - What is it? - Check it out. 236 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:10,687 That's really funny. 237 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,313 - It's incredible, isn't it? - It's so funny. 238 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,108 It's a really good closet. 239 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:18,111 - It's a beautiful closet. - It's a beautiful closet. 240 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:23,950 I think it's great. 241 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,035 I think it's the perfect space. 242 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,120 Mmm-hmm. 243 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,832 There's gonna be a public auction in about six weeks for this place. 244 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:35,587 So, um, you know, we gotta go to Access Sacramento next month and, uh, 245 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,631 just lobby our case to them to get funding. 246 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,678 Okay. 247 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,597 We're gonna go to Access Sacramento? 248 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,557 - Sure. - Okay. 249 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,934 You're part of the team now. 250 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,020 We'll take a road trip up there. 251 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,943 Yeah, that sounds like fun. 252 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,113 Well... It's not fun, but... 253 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,699 ...it'll be worth it. 254 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,058 Hey. 255 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,392 Hi, I'm gonna take a quick shower. 256 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,937 Did your phone die? I called you about 800 times. 257 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,064 Uh, I was working out. 258 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,816 - You look great. - Thanks. 259 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:41,236 Hey, so, um, I have some really good news. 260 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,823 Let me guess. Your toilet's clogged with a monster shit. 261 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,032 No. 262 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,618 Larry wants to give you a part in his movie. 263 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,455 - What? - And it's a big role. 264 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,207 Shoots in New Orleans. 265 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,420 Um... Why? 266 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,923 What do you mean, "Why?" Because he likes you. 267 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,716 He hasn't even seen me act. 268 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,593 But he's confident you can do it 269 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:09,013 just based on the times he's hung out with you. 270 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,390 Are you fucking with me? 271 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,141 No! I'm serious. 272 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,685 The part is yours. 273 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,687 In a movie. 274 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,105 - Wow, this is amazing. - Yeah. 275 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,857 Uh, when? 276 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,108 In two weeks. 277 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,652 Let me check my schedule. Um... 278 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:23,903 Yes! 279 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,405 Ahhh! 280 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,323 Oh, my God! 281 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,783 Uh... 282 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,953 The only thing we have to do is you have to go to the office and go on tape, 283 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,121 in two hours. 284 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,373 Wait, what? I don't understand. 285 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,125 If he's giving me the role, why do I have to go on tape? 286 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,585 He just said it's just a formality. 287 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,461 As long as you don't shit the bed, it's yours. 288 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,963 Jesus, no pressure. 289 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,798 Okay, um... 290 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,259 Thank you. 291 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,177 Well, thank him when you see him. 292 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,139 How's that? 293 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,808 Um, interesting. 294 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,603 Maybe a little lower in the wind. 295 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,396 You got it. 296 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,691 Phil, can we just call this? He's clearly not coming, it's almost dinner, 297 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,068 - and I'm starving... - Yo, yo, yo! 298 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,820 What is up with my mix posse? 299 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,113 There he is! 300 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,866 I'm gonna go take a shit. I'll be right back, 301 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,492 - we'll rock and roll. - Okay. 302 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,620 Let me know how everything comes out. 303 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,246 That's weird, man. 304 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,126 Are you fucking kidding me? What about dinner? 305 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,210 We have to eat. 306 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,797 That's why you bring your vegan bars, right? 307 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:29,802 I can't even fucking read this. 308 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,639 Am I reading for Chuck or Vlad? 309 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,265 I'm guessing he's the villain... 310 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,684 I don't know if I have to do a Russian accent. 311 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,436 - I... Wait, wait. Go here. - Where? Right or left? 312 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,687 Here! Right! Right! 313 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,189 - Stop yelling. - Jesus, watch the curb! 314 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,357 Don't fucking kill anyone! 315 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,025 Just don't tell me how to drive! 316 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,360 - Oh, my God. - Learn your lines. 317 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,403 I literally cannot read the words... 318 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,322 - Are you out of your fucking mind? - ...that are on that phone. 319 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,616 You put the phone in front of my face? I can't see. 320 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:55,703 Go! 321 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,715 Hi, I'm sorry I'm a little late. 322 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,217 I'm Alex Pappas. 323 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,011 Hi. Can you sign in for me, please? 324 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,264 Sure. Uh, do you have sides? 325 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,184 Uh, yep. Here you go. 326 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,978 Thank you. 327 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,326 Uh, just one second. 328 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:39,747 What the fuck, Tina? 329 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,541 - What's the matter? - This character description 330 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,334 literally says, "The chubby, funny best friend." 331 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,419 Shh. So what? 332 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,837 Why have I been working out? 333 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,213 Sacrificing, huh? 334 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,465 Why is there fucking Mexican Rogaine in my hair 335 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,592 that's probably shrinking my balls right now? 336 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,594 It's a part. I thought you wanted a part. 337 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,805 It's a part of someone that gets killed on page five 338 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,849 for a fucking laugh! 339 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,183 We're going for leading roles! 340 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,685 I thought that that was the plan! 341 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,271 You have to start somewhere. Are you out of your fucking mind? 342 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,399 I'm fucking out of here. 343 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,442 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 344 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,943 - I'm fucking out of here. - Are you kidding? I did this. 345 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:09,986 I stuck my neck out for you. 346 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,071 You stuck your neck out for me? This is from Larry. 347 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,240 - I asked. I set this up. - You set this up with Larry? 348 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,534 I asked him if there were any parts for you. 349 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,495 Why would you ask Larry for me to play a fucking fat guy? 350 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,122 Because I thought, oh, that's all you can do. 351 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,749 You can only play fat losers. 352 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:23,916 No, you idiot. 353 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,960 I just asked him if he had a fucking part, 354 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,670 and he said he had this part, 355 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,796 so I said, "Okay, let's do it." 356 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,716 Are you gonna fucking sit here and whine about it, or are you gonna do your job? 357 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800 You know who's a fucking loser? 358 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,094 You're the loser because you have no fucking principles! 359 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,138 - What? - You're the one that fucking motivated me 360 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,849 from the beginning to aspire for something more in my life, 361 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,018 and now I'm back where I started from. 362 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,144 Alex Pappas? 363 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,858 Gonna stay on Brett's couch your whole life 364 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,777 or are you gonna go try to make something of yourself? 365 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,866 Hi, I'm Alex Pappas. 366 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,451 I'm reading for the role of Vlad. 367 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,619 We thought you were reading for Chuck. 368 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,662 Nope, reading for the role of Vlad. 369 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,586 Oh, fuck. Mmm. 370 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,631 That's great. 371 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,966 You can scream all you want! 372 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,384 That effect is killer. Let's keep it. 373 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,511 Great. 374 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,971 We'll lock that, and... Moving on. 375 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,348 Brett, if you would... 376 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,227 Brett, you wanna sit back down please? 377 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:26,938 Dude? 378 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,359 - Brett. - Seriously? 379 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,694 Got less than an hour to go on this reel. 380 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,363 Can it wait until then? 381 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,577 Brett. 382 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,287 Sit down... 383 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,872 Now. 384 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,629 - I'm hungry, Phil. - We're all hungry. 385 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,798 We're all tired, but we're grownups. 386 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,468 No. 387 00:18:58,971 --> 00:18:59,971 No. 388 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,141 I've been working here for 15 hours. 389 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,727 I'm like a fucking caged animal that only gets thrown scraps. 390 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,437 I need a meal. 391 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,314 I need fresh air. 392 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,693 This is inhumane in here. I'm a ghost in chains! 393 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,699 She's right. 394 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,332 You're gonna destroy me? 395 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,503 I'm gonna live forever! 396 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,882 For justice, we live or die! 397 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,142 Whatever it is that you and I are doing, 398 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,602 it's over. 399 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,270 I'm not doing your bidding anymore, 400 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,980 so don't call me. 401 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,775 Just keep doing your superficial charade 402 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,943 in Larry Land, 403 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,486 'cause I don't want any part of it. 404 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,850 Hi. 405 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,143 Hello. 406 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,688 I made it. 407 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,031 What? You want me to get in there? 408 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,617 I highly recommend it. 409 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,494 Um... 410 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,038 I'm not comfortable with that, so... 411 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,207 Mmm, why not? 412 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,583 I... 413 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,377 I don't know, I... 414 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,129 - I just had, like, a hard day at work... - Right. 415 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,922 ...and I was excited about walking up here 416 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,173 - with you, so... - Mmm-hmm. 417 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,885 Can... I'd rather just put that away. 418 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:49,473 The thing is, Brett... 419 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,561 What else is there? 420 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,692 I feel like you just want me to get in the hole, 421 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,862 and you're saying deep stuff to get me in there, 422 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,905 and I'm getting uncomfortable. 423 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:10,953 And I really spend a lot of time where people tell me what to do, a lot. 424 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,496 You know, "You should fake it till you make it," 425 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,790 or, "Don't push your sounds on him," 426 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,168 and... And... And, "Rein it in, Brett." 427 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:19,295 And now you're, like, telling me to get in the hole, 428 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,798 I'm starting to get upset about it, and I don't want to get upset, 429 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,718 so I have to say no. Okay? 430 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,596 I'm not letting you fucking put some twigs on me 431 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,892 and bury me in shit, because, um, I don't really know you, 432 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,560 and I don't even fucking know what you're gonna do to me 433 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,395 when I get in the hole, if I'm honest with you. 434 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,064 So the answer about the hole 435 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,274 is a very strict no, okay? 436 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,818 We're just going no, and we're gonna call it a no, 437 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,987 and I... The way you're looking at me right now 438 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,822 is really fucking pissing me off, I gotta tell you, 439 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,949 because you're giving me this knowing, condescending look 440 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:51,369 and it's, like, saying, "Get in the hole." 441 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:54,580 And I'm not getting in the fucking hole, lady. You understand what I'm saying? 442 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,123 I'm not getting in the hole! 443 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,585 I don't care what you say to me! I don't care what you do to me! 444 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:03,631 I'm not getting in a fucking hole where you're gonna throw shit on me 445 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:06,133 and make me into a fucking zombie in there! 446 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:09,220 I'm tired of it! I'm tired of people fucking bossing me around. 447 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:13,808 I'm sick of this shit, and I wanna put my foot down and say no, 448 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,726 and I'm gonna stop it! 449 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,311 We're gonna stop it all! 450 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,490 Do you want me to hold your burrito? 31979

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