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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,385 Well, that was horrible. 2 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,638 Yeah, some of the things that I said in there, 3 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:17,850 I didn't... It was like they just came out. 4 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,393 No, it's... 5 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,519 I didn't mean... 6 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:22,396 I did the same thing. I think that's therapy. 7 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,439 I think you just kind of... 8 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,901 How are we supposed to do this every weekend? 9 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,529 I... I don't know. 10 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,000 I don't know what to do with myself. 11 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,126 Where... 12 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:49,798 Where do you go after World War III emotional bombing? 13 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,721 Is there any way that we could just, 14 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,014 like, let it go? 15 00:00:57,474 --> 00:01:00,684 Just move on with the day. 16 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,437 - We have the babysitter. - Yeah. 17 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:06,690 - Just... Wildest dreams... - Okay, I like this. 18 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:10,986 - If you were to follow your bliss. - Mmm-hmm. 19 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:12,821 What would you do? 20 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:14,448 Anything. 21 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,116 - Anything in the whole world? - Anything. 22 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,248 Barnes and Noble, 23 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,086 third floor, green leather chair. 24 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:30,547 I would get a peppermint tea. 25 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,508 I would get an original copy of Dune, 26 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,009 and nobody would know where to find me, 27 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,344 and I'd be all by myself. 28 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,179 And just... 29 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,227 Your dream 30 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:47,689 is to go to Barnes and Noble by yourself? 31 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:49,566 That's your dream? 32 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:50,818 It was the first thing that popped into my head. 33 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,861 It's just, like, a solace thing. It's comfortable for me. 34 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:56,448 - I don't know. - Okay, I guess what I was thinking, um, 35 00:01:56,533 --> 00:02:00,035 was more like... 36 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,871 A couple thing. Like, something for us together. 37 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,456 Right, yeah. 38 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,166 - So in that kind of place. - No, yeah, yeah. 39 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,043 You're right, I'm sorry. That was... Yes, of course. 40 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,212 Like, that wasn't fun, but this will be... 41 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:11,421 - This will be fun. - So fun. 42 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,298 I'm not sure I can generate that. 43 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:14,967 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 44 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,177 But if you got something, I could probably, like, 45 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,721 get on your wagon and, like... 46 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:21,557 - What just happened? - Oh. 47 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,725 - What happened? - Uh, something amazing. 48 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,561 - What? - Kickball. 49 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:29,231 - Okay. - Yeah. 50 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,692 Oh, my god. No... No kids. 51 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,110 I'm gonna text everyone 52 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,237 and I'm gonna say, "No kids." 53 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,822 - Um... - So you're talking like a... 54 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:39,908 Like... Like how we used to just, like, play kickball. 55 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,118 - Okay. - Oh, God. 56 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:44,329 And just, like, drink beer and be in the park. 57 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:47,040 The idea of a party with a lot of people, 58 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:49,418 it makes me just a little anxious, just because of like... 59 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,170 Where we're coming from... 60 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,255 I get it. I just wonder if there's any way 61 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:57,342 that we cannot, like, talk it to death before it... 62 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,844 You're right. You're right. Say no more. 63 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,721 - What if it's just fun? - I hear you. 64 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:03,432 - We're... That's over. We're going to kickball. - Yeah. 65 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,894 Okay, all right. 66 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,026 Yes. Okay, you go get a ball, get some cones. 67 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,360 I'm gonna hold the field down. 68 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:16,945 - Um... - Roger roger. 69 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,447 - See you soon. - Okay. 70 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,809 Uh-oh! 71 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,770 Hey, Alex, I got a situation, man. 72 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,647 Uh-oh. 73 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,232 What's going on? 74 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,776 It's kind of a long story, but can you do me a huge favor? 75 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,027 You busy? 76 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:59,154 No, I'm just busy being Tina's bitch. What do you need? 77 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,657 Okay, can you go to Big 5 78 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,951 and get, like, a kickball and some cones 79 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:06,745 - and maybe pick up some beer? - Of course. 80 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,038 This would be huge for me. 81 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,582 I need 20 minutes so I can just get myself into a better place. 82 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,584 All right, consider it done. Love you, man. 83 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:14,169 Love you too, bud. Thanks. 84 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,295 You got it. 85 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,534 - Hi. - Hi! 86 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,369 - How's it going? - Good. Good. 87 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,454 I'm so sorry. Um... 88 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,749 I'm, uh, kind of reserving the field. 89 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,751 Oh, you did? 90 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,128 Yeah. 91 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,213 I am 92 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,090 in this moment. 93 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,800 So you, like, made a reservation? 94 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,386 I mean, not, like, officially, 95 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,597 but I'm... You know, I've been here, like, holding down the fort 96 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,642 - and just waiting for people to... - Right. No, I hear you. Um... 97 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,729 We actually reserved this field a while back 98 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,981 for my friend Sailor's birthday. 99 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,234 Yeah, we're playing kick the can, so... 100 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:21,820 Okay. 101 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:23,572 We are playing kickball. 102 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:29,244 So we need, like, the bases and the whole official field 103 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,912 that you guys don't need. 104 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:34,207 So is there some kind of compromise 105 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,044 where, like, we could have this bit and you could have that. 106 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,130 And it's just kind of important to me. 107 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:42,090 - I have so many people coming... - Uh... 108 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,593 - I've organized this whole thing now. - Right. 109 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,597 Sorry, I don't... I don't really know what to tell you. 110 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:52,768 But good luck. Good luck and we're gonna need the whole field, so... 111 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,102 Thank you. 112 00:05:58,399 --> 00:05:59,691 This is cool over here. 113 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,818 I can see why people are starting to migrate east. 114 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,780 They just live here because they can't afford to live where you live. 115 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,282 You prefer it in the hills. 116 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,118 It's just so dead over here. Nobody goes out. 117 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,412 Maybe you should come over more often. 118 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,540 I slept over almost every night this week. 119 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,459 Well, Sally loves it when you sleep over. 120 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,294 Oh, do you? Oh! 121 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,882 - She loves a good nose. - Is that my brother-in-law? 122 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,509 What is he doing? 123 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,636 I'll meet you up at the field, okay? 124 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,804 Okay. 125 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,933 Come on, Sally. Let's go break some hearts. 126 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,983 Fuck! Jesus, Tina. 127 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,819 - Thank you for that. - What's up, weirdo? 128 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,321 That was really, really, really awesome. Thank you. 129 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,198 All right, grumpy pants. 130 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,367 - Are you coming? - Yes, I'm coming. 131 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:51,660 - I'll be there in a second. - Let's go. 132 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,497 Wait, hold on. I'm not ready. I'm taking... I just need like a second. 133 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,457 Don't do this. 134 00:06:58,167 --> 00:06:59,584 Don't do what? What are you... 135 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,628 This whole mood-killer thing. 136 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,548 She's so fucking psyched and she really needs this day 137 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,883 and she really needs to party and have fun. 138 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:08,593 - I... - And if you're going to be like this, 139 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,178 it's gonna ruin it for her. 140 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:14,558 Okay, I am trying to get myself ready for that, 141 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:17,144 but it's a little hard for me, okay? You understand that? 142 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:20,063 Yeah, I mean, I do. But just fake it. 143 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:22,607 I mean, do you see this smile? 144 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:24,734 - Yeah. - I'm dead inside. 145 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,779 - Really? - I mean, this isn't really how I wanna spend 146 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:31,616 my day, but I am so fucking psyched to spend it this way! 147 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,410 - Okay. - How about a smile? 148 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,333 Okay, do you... Is there any way we can get some alcohol? 149 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,710 - I've got some coming. - Okay. 150 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:43,336 See you up there. 151 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:46,381 I got the stuff. 152 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,841 - Did you get beer? - Yeah. 153 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,676 I... No, give me... I need one. 154 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,636 - Oh, oh, yeah. - Thank you. 155 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:00,228 Whoa. 156 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:04,774 Look, how long can this ridiculous game of kick the can last, anyway? 157 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,234 Hours. 158 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,195 That's what they told me, hours. 159 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:12,574 Yeah, I'll take a stab at it. 160 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,159 Honey, we'll work it out. It'll be fine. 161 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:15,702 - What do you do for hours? - Oh. 162 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,329 They're not gonna play for hours. 163 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,080 - Hey. - Hi! 164 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,666 Hey, guys! How are you? 165 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:23,585 Yo, what's happening, ballers? 166 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,421 - Yay! - All right. 167 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,593 Excuse me, do you guys like movies? 168 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,305 - Mmm-hmm. - 'Cause I got $200 on this gift card 169 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:36,890 for the ArcLight movie theater. 170 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,434 How about you guys catch a flick, 171 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,103 order as many concessions as you want, 172 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:44,105 and then everybody wins. What do you say? 173 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,774 I think we're good. 174 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,985 Okay, okay, okay, how about this? 175 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,071 How about Jamba Juice? 176 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,447 Good for a full year. 177 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:57,035 Okay, okay, Starbucks. 178 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,246 There's plenty of life left in this one. 179 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,122 You got a lot of gift cards. 180 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,335 Listen, uh, they're playing hardball. 181 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:08,129 Oh, do you remember Brett and Alex? 182 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,257 - Of course. Hey, Alex. - Hi, Larry. 183 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,384 Hi, sir. I worked on your show. Nice to see you. 184 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:13,468 - Oh, no kidding. - Yeah. 185 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,012 So, Larry, what's the, uh, situation? 186 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,806 Well, it's a little complicated, 187 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,391 but I think I can get them in the boat. 188 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,268 Excuse me, young lady? 189 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,103 Can I talk to you again just for one second? 190 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:28,525 Name your price. 191 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,820 I got about $500 right here. It's yours. What do you say? 192 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,991 No, thanks. But if you guys could clear off the bleachers 193 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,160 'cause that's also our space, and maybe go away. 194 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,746 Actually, uh, please forgive Daddy Warbucks here. 195 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,915 He's from a far-off land called West Hollywood. 196 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,166 They have a different set of rules. 197 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:46,459 I'm very sorry about that. 198 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,671 Here's the deal. Could we possibly compromise? 199 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:53,675 Like, you guys use the field for an hour, and then we get a turn. 200 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,135 Doesn't that make everyone happy? 201 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:58,096 No! How many times do I have to say no to you people? 202 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:00,515 Like, it is my friend's birthday 203 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,517 and you need to respect that. 204 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,895 I can't, I can't. You know, this is like... 205 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,274 - How about we go for sushi? - Yep. 206 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,609 Lots of ways to have fun. 207 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,444 - We can figure it out. Yeah. - We can drink more. 208 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,612 Look at these trees! 209 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:14,863 Dude, I'm kind of feeling the brunch vibe. 210 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:24,914 We want to play you. 211 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,541 Can you get the fuck off the field? 212 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,047 Hey! 213 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,673 - All right. - Here we go. 214 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,967 You did not just do that. 215 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,053 Here's the thing. We're not leaving. 216 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,888 So either you let us play you, 217 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,724 or we're going to be all up in your shit all day. 218 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,060 - All day. - It's your choice. Whatever you want. 219 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,733 Fine. Fine! You want to play us, lady? 220 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,485 Fine. Get ready. 221 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,278 You get ready. 222 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:58,573 You get ready to get your asses kicked by a bunch of old people. 223 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,077 - Okay. - Mmm-hmm. Get ready. 224 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,787 - Ready! - Thank you so much. 225 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,793 Youngsters, before there were smart phones and electric cars, 226 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,962 there was shotgunning beer. It's really simple. 227 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:16,216 Take your beer, you're gonna puncture it at the bottom, 228 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,510 you put your finger on it, put it up to your mouth, 229 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,428 - crack it open... - Okay, okay. 230 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,138 Whoo! 231 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,224 I'm just gonna show everyone how to do this. 232 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,895 Yeah! Whoo! 233 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:36,611 Go, go, go! Drink, drink, drink! 234 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,739 - Okay, okay. Listen up, everyone. - Oh. 235 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,617 The object of this game is for someone from your team... 236 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:43,952 Uh... 237 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,579 Please... To kick this can 238 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,124 after the game starts. 239 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,959 - Okay. - Oh, okay? 240 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,127 Got it. 241 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,839 You have to kick it before someone from our team captures you. 242 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:58,717 If you are caught, you will be put in jail. 243 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,970 If we catch all of you before you kick this can, 244 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,221 we win. 245 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,641 If any one of you kicks the can, you win. 246 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,685 - Is that clear? - Yep. 247 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,146 Okay, you have one minute to hide. 248 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,981 - Now? - Yeah, now! 249 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,441 - Oh, shit. - Move it. 250 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,318 Wait, wait, where you going? 251 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,154 Hope their knees don't give out. 252 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,824 This could be fun. 253 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,336 All right, they're playing tight to the can, 254 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,547 so I think we should hold here before we make any moves. 255 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,340 We're safe for now. 256 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,509 Want to hear the greatest sound in the world? 257 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,344 Oh! 258 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:44,512 Shh! 259 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,181 Sorry. 260 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,099 What was that all about? 261 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,184 What was what about? 262 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,981 Larry is the kind of producer who can make your career. 263 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,734 So you might not want to cut his balls off 264 00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,778 in front of fucking hipster chick. 265 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,154 I didn't cut his balls off. 266 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,449 When he offered the money, you were all... 267 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,659 I thought it was a little weird that he offered money, 268 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,244 but I don't think I was rude about it. 269 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,205 Okay. 270 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,877 - I like Larry. - Okay. 271 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,046 I mean, he's... I have no issue with him. 272 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,088 Okay. 273 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,800 What? 274 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:23,843 Okay. 275 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,807 Do you think I'm jealous of Larry? 276 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,310 Let me tell you something. Larry is jealous of me. 277 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:33,728 Look at this shit. 278 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,231 You taking this in right now? 279 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,317 Look at this. Ten pounds lighter already. 280 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,568 - Like that. - Mmm-hmm. 281 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,862 I'm not jealous, if that's what you're getting at. 282 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,239 Okay. 283 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,326 He's a little creepy with his dog, though. 284 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,204 He's kind of like an old James Bond villain. 285 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,997 - Stop, stop. - He's got the little white dog. 286 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,082 Fuck you, stop. 287 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,376 He's just like, "Nyah nyah... 288 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,711 "Nyah nyah." 289 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,089 Shh! 290 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,424 - Shh! - You're gonna blow our cover. 291 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,510 Give me a beer. Give me a beer. Thank you, thank you. 292 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,846 I'll take a beer as well, but you guys should really keep it down. 293 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,931 Now I'm kicking you out. Get out, this is our spot. 294 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,891 - This is our spot. - Bitches, we were fucking here first. 295 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,269 - We're not all going to fit in here. - Tina even urinated right here. 296 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,104 - It's our territory. - That's so gross. 297 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,981 - You're making too much noise. - Okay. 298 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,108 Oh, no! 299 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,573 Jail time. 300 00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,366 - Who? - What happened? 301 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,702 - Phoebe. - We're dropping like flies. 302 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:31,828 Yeah. 303 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,204 One for my homie. 304 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,292 - Okay, let's mobilize. - Get out of here. 305 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,793 - We gotta keep moving to stay alive... - Okay. 306 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,836 - Okay. - Okay. 307 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,920 Hide. 308 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:41,963 - Good luck. - Good luck. 309 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:46,718 How you doing today, lady? 310 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,178 - I'm good. - Mmm-hmm. 311 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:50,972 This is weird and fun. 312 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,141 - Can I tell you something? You're amazing. - Mmm-hmm. 313 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,268 - Oh. - You are. You're incredible. 314 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,103 - You're amazing. - No, the fact that you came 315 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,398 and resurrected yourself out of that fucking therapy situation 316 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,526 - and are blasting out having this fun day... - Yeah. 317 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,611 You're, like, my hero. 318 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,321 Yeah, seriously. 319 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,864 You're doing it, too. Look at you. 320 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,449 - Oh, I am... - Drinking and having fun and... 321 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,658 - This? - So awesome. 322 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,452 I am faking this whole thing. 323 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,496 I feel like I'm carrying the dead bodies 324 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,750 of Michelle and Brett on my shoulders all day. 325 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,628 - I'm, like, trying to dig myself out... - Yeah. 326 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,005 ...of the womb of despair, and you're just, like... 327 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,382 How the fuck do you do it? 328 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,053 Just... Just do it. Just have fun, you know? 329 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,889 I'm doing it, but I feel awful. 330 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,682 - But I'm fuckin'... I'm trying. - Okay. 331 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,726 - I'm trying. - I see that you're trying. 332 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,894 - I'm trying. - I appreciate it. 333 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,272 But, you know, this feels like the thing where... 334 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,693 The thing from therapy. I don't even want... 335 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,236 I don't want to talk about what we talked about... 336 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,988 Why? Why not? Why don't you want to talk about it? 337 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,366 It's part of our day. It's a real thing. I can't just ignore it. 338 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,576 It was part of our day. We're not ignoring it. 339 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,537 We went to therapy. We had that time set aside 340 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,206 to talk about our problems. 341 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,041 We talked about it more in the car. 342 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,960 We got very, very sad. 343 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,254 And then we decided, "Let's have a fun day. 344 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,006 "Let's make the rest of the day fun." 345 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,633 - Kick the can! - Yeah. 346 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,718 I'm doing it! What else do you expect? 347 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,304 I want you to have fun. I wanna have fun with you. 348 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,430 I can't. 349 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,599 - "You can't"? - I can try. 350 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,477 - That's all I can do. - I don't think you should have to try. 351 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,813 I think it should be fun to hang out with your wife and your friends. 352 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:25,233 Well, if I don't try, then I might as well, just, fucking 353 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,694 be sitting at the Barnes and Noble. 354 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,237 - Maybe, maybe. - You know? 355 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,781 Maybe? 356 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,329 - If it's really hard. - Got it. 357 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,502 Okay. 358 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,586 All right. 359 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,213 Oh, Brett. 360 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,257 Brett. 361 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,218 Oh, we... Oh, we got a walker. 362 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,511 Hey, guard the can. Make sure he doesn't... 363 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,638 - Turning myself in. - What's up, kamikaze? 364 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:56,931 It could be a decoy. Keep an eye out. 365 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:57,974 I'm just turning myself in. 366 00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,600 - You're good. You're good. - I got you. 367 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:00,727 Nope, thank you. 368 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,603 Shh! 369 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,359 I don't like this fucking place. It's gnarly. 370 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,569 Look, look, look! 371 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:10,945 Too small, too small. 372 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,073 Oh, shit, come on! 373 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,077 Get in there. 374 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,624 I know you're in here. 375 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:27,962 Oh, my God. 376 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,806 Are you out of your mind? 377 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,609 No, no, no, no. 378 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,408 She saw me. We're fucked. 379 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,803 What a sucker. 380 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,596 She's gone. 381 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,849 What's wrong with you? 382 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:23,976 You smell good. 383 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,355 You're so drunk. 384 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,981 - I am. - Okay, let's go. 385 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,024 Okay. 386 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,247 You are going to jail. 387 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,581 No! I got you! 388 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,666 Get off! 389 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,309 Hold on, hold on. 390 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,228 Hold on. 391 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,528 I'm good. 392 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,830 Whoa! 393 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,170 You guys, I totally almost puked on one of them. 394 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,391 Yo, yo, yo! Outside, outside! Got it! 395 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,895 - Shoot it! - I got it, I got it. 396 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,146 Hold on, hold up. 397 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:51,647 All right. 398 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,316 David. 399 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,028 Hey, Michelle? 400 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,446 Shh. 401 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,198 I'm out! 402 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,282 All right, here we go! 403 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,325 - Duck. - Huh? 404 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,118 - Duck, dude! - Oh. 405 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,000 Are you part of the kick-the-can game? 406 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,586 Yes, I am. Do you know that game? 407 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,796 I played it a thousand times growing up. 408 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,298 Such a weird game. 409 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,384 You guys are killing it, huh? 410 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,804 Yeah. Listen, we're old, 411 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,433 we're tired, we don't know this game. 412 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,977 - But you're still alive. - I'm still alive, but... 413 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,482 You know what? I think the best thing for me to do for my own honor 414 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,484 is just turn myself in. 415 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,653 - Why? - That's what I'm gonna do. 416 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:43,241 Why? Because I wanted this day to be really fun... 417 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,076 - Mmm-hmm. - And it's a disaster. 418 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,453 I'm dragging the day out. 419 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,706 You wanna win, don't you? 420 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,832 I do wanna win. 421 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,460 I wanna win more than I want anything in the world. 422 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,920 - I want to win the game. - So get... 423 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,505 You gotta go for it, then. 424 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,299 Yeah, but look at their strategy. 425 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,426 'Cause they caught everybody, 426 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,929 so there's no point, like, to come looking for me. 427 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,931 They're just hoarding the can. 428 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,058 Yeah, got ya. 429 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,977 Yeah. Like, how do I win? 430 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,854 - I can't get past them all. - Okay, let's figure it out. 431 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,022 It'll be fun. 432 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,943 - Really? - Yeah. 433 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,236 You don't have to go back to your game? 434 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,404 Not at all. 435 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,074 Okay. 436 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,368 Here's one thing I was thinking, 437 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,288 was maybe exploding my husband's car. 438 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,748 - I like that. - Yeah. 439 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,834 That's a good idea. 440 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,460 Creating a distraction. 441 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,629 Yeah, I wasn't even thinking about that. 442 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,464 - 'Cause then they'll just, you know... - What a good idea. 443 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,050 - Yes, it's a distraction. - Yeah. 444 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,011 - That's what we need. - Yeah, it's, it is. 445 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,805 It's not going to take much to distract a bunch of hipsters. 446 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,058 Just put on some Weezer or Grizzly Bear 447 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,893 and they'll be distracted like that, you know? 448 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,228 Look at you, so cool. 449 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:55,938 Oh, I'm not cool. 450 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,064 I'm, like, so uncool. 451 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,858 But, you know, they'll just run off to a corner and, 452 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,819 like, you know, start, start doing their thing. 453 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:04,071 - And then, boom, you're right there. - No, you're not. Actually, I take it back. 454 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,740 - You're not cool. - No, all right. 455 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,033 Let's... Let's figure something out. 456 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:08,659 Okay. 457 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:11,412 What is there? What is there back there? 458 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,332 What is... What is that? 459 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:19,712 That's it. 460 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,638 How'd you get caught? 461 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,474 I gave myself up. 462 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,267 - Really? - Yup. 463 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,687 You voluntarily put yourself in jail? 464 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:37,897 I know what you're going to say. I know... 465 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,148 You know, I'm not a big metaphor guy, 466 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,609 but it seems like it might be a metaphor for your life right now. 467 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,611 I got... I got it. I know it. 468 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,114 Well, just to give you a little perspective, it could be worse. 469 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,450 You could have just tried to make out with Tina. 470 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,870 Really? How'd that go? 471 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,122 Not good. 472 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:56,832 Not good. 473 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,209 Did it land? 474 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:02,296 Uh, there was a crash landing and everyone died onboard. 475 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,839 - Yeah. - Something like that. 476 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,132 Shit! What the... 477 00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:09,136 Ho, ho, ho! Yeah! 478 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,889 Run for your lives! 34480

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