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Nice and easy.
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Okay.
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You're doing great. That was amazing.
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- What's that?
- This is the Heisman.
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All right, let's work on your form a little.
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Butt kicks, let's go. All right, lift.
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I need a break. Just give me a little break.
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No, no, no, there's no break.
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This is Insanity! That's what this is!
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Get your...
Get your heel to your butt, heel to the butt.
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Touch my arm with your knees.
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Touch my arm with your knees.
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I got a cramp!
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Those are just jacks.
There's no jumping. Jump!
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Do you want a career?
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Do you want to be a leading man?
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- Come on, karate chop.
- I can't do that.
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- Come on.
- I can't do that.
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Come on, yes, you can.
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Letter for Brett Pierson.
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Oh!
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God!
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Uh, is everything okay?
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I'm good.
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- Uh...
- It...
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I'm really impressed.
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It was pathetic, but you didn't quit.
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Holy shit.
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This is tickets to Brett's premiere.
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We're going to this.
This is what we've been waiting for.
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We're going to take
your new, sculpted hard body
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onto the red carpet.
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Yeah, it's just some of the questions
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on the private school applications are insane.
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I mean, "What leadership qualities
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"does your five-year-old demonstrate?"
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We could tell them that, uh, Sophie once
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got all the girls in her class
to show their vaginas to each other.
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- Do you remember that, Sophie?
- Mmm-mmm.
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- Oh, you don't?
- Yeah, you do.
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Selective memory.
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Look, I know
the whole private school application process
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- is crazy and...
- But don't you want her
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to be in a community
with different kinds of people
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and kids of different colors
and economic backgrounds?
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- I... Look...
- It's exciting to me.
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- I love that idea...
- Hey, Brett!
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Package came for you.
It's tickets for your premiere.
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- Oh, God.
- Oh!
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They invited you. What did I tell you?
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I really don't want to go tonight.
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I work with these guys all week.
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Can we just
hang out together as a family and chill?
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Maybe you need a tickle.
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Why do I need a tickle?
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He's grumpy. Do you need a tickle?
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I don't think it's tickle time.
I don't need...
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- Oh, no!
- Look at this grumpy face.
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- No, no!
- Tickle time.
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Oh, really? I can do tickle time, too.
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Not for me.
I'm not the grumpy one.
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Oh, do you want to go to the party?
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Seriously, will you come
and get my back, please?
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- Mmm.
- Oh, yeah.
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Mama's gonna go to the party.
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I think we should all go.
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Well, we only have two tickets, so...
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It's not a problem. Honestly, trust me.
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Okay. Guess we're going to a party.
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Yes, come in. Come on.
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Wow! All right.
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So Tina and I bought these today at Diesel.
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But maybe I'm fatter at night
than I am in the morning.
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I mean, look at this. I got...
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I got a muffin top here.
Looks like I fuckin' swallowed a basketball.
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I think that kind of constriction is dangerous.
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And I think you should put some slacks on.
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Tina said these are stylish.
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Don't let Tina do this to you, okay?
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Just be normal.
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- Do you want to borrow something?
- Huh.
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Oh, God, this is...
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That can...
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Are these... Are these Spanx?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
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Please don't do that to yourself.
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What are you doing? We gotta go.
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Just give me a second. Give me a second.
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- Tina, you look nice.
- Thank you.
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- Oh.
- What's up?
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The babysitter got stuck at work
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- and she has to cancel now.
- Oh, shit.
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Honestly, we can just stay home.
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I don't really need
to go to this thing, seriously.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, dude.
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Yes, I understand, but...
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Listen, you should do it. You should go.
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- You really should.
- Who's going to watch the kids?
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I'll stay here. It's fine.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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I'll watch the kids.
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What?
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Brett, do you know Larry Kozinski,
the producer of your show?
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Uh, no, he wasn't really around. Why?
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He produced a bunch of great
Tom Hanks' movies back in the day,
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and I gotta meet him tonight.
He's, like, my mark.
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Your mark? Are you in, like, a heist movie?
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What's going on?
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We'll get him. We'll find him.
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No, I just want to meet him.
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Look, you guys are freaking me out, okay?
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This, what's happening,
we're not doing that in there.
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- Relax.
- No, no... This is my job.
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Delicious!
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Delicious.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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I thought you were working.
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No, I got my shift covered, so...
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Yeah.
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You're good to go. Let's see you, Frank.
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Come here. You have fun.
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We're gonna party it up here.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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I guess I could still make it. Yeah.
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Yeah, of course. Definitely.
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- Okay, come in.
- Go get dressed.
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They're definitely checking tickets.
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Someone just got rejected.
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There's no one on the red carpet right now.
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- We should go up there.
- No, no.
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- Dude, no. Don't even think about that.
- Why? Why?
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- Because we're not famous.
- Yeah.
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- They don't want us there.
- So what?
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You pretend to be a movie star.
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I'll pretend to be your manager.
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I don't even know what the story's about.
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Really? Do you really want to...
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You're...
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All right. It's, uh, you know,
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she gets raped in a canyon.
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There's a cop who gives her
her female power back
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with a big twist, and it's terrible, so...
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Rape, cop, twist.
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- Got it?
- Yeah.
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Come on, let's do this.
You got to step up to the plate.
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Let's go.
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Can I get a picture?
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- Whoa, right there.
- Excuse us.
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Hi, how are you? We have Alex Pappas.
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Okay, let me just look for a second.
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Sorry, I don't see that name.
Would you mind stepping back.
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You didn't even look. Could you just look?
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- I have...
- Have you seen the movie?
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- He should be.
- I'm not seeing it. Can you stand back?
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- Hey, Caroline! Hi!
- Excuse me, ma'am?
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Get in there.
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Sir, move out of the way, please.
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Sir, move out of the way, please.
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Get your big head out of the shot.
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Your head is in the shot.
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- Clear out, please.
- Dude, move!
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Goodbye. Goodbye.
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- Gabby, Gabby, good.
- This is Alex Pappas!
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Excuse me.
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This woman wants to talk to you.
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Who did you play in the show, Mr. Pappas?
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Uh, a rapist.
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Oh, wow.
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Yo, dawg, you did it.
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I just lied to an old lady.
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Stop worrying, we're in.
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You walked the red carpet.
You got your picture taken.
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- This is awesome.
- Okay.
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The police are looking
for you guys, just so you know.
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This guy needs a drink.
How about you?
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- Sure.
- Awesome.
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She's a crazy person.
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She's a lunatic.
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But, uh, I think it's working.
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So I think I'm just going to go with the flow.
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I don't want you to witness it.
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Okay, all right.
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Um, so maybe we should just split up
and then we'll meet later.
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I hear you. Look, I gotta go make amends
with this director douchebag
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so let's just go be gross
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and not have to look
at each other while we do it.
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- All right, I'll be fine.
- All right, love you, dude.
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I love you too.
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Another?
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Sure.
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- Meeting someone?
- No.
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You know, it's been so long
since I had a night to myself.
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So I just thought I would see
where the night takes me.
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- Got you.
- Hmm.
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Did you want the hummus toast?
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Um...
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Yeah. What is that, that they have?
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- That's it right there.
- That's it?
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It's world-famous.
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Yeah, it looks good.
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- Okay, sure.
- Yeah, cool.
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- This is insane!
- I know.
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Everything's free.
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- Yeah, I know.
- I mean...
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He looks more intimidating
in real life than he does in pictures.
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Who?
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- Larry, the producer.
- Where?
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The guy with the salt-and-pepper hair.
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He's talking to the lead actress.
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Let's go.
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- No, no, no, he's in VIP.
- So?
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There's important people over there.
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We need to wait till he's isolated
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and maybe a little more drunk.
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He's got more hair
in his eyebrows than I have on my head.
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He's on the move. Let's go.
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- No, no, no.
- Yes.
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- I don't want to...
- Yes!
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Get your shit together.
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Come on.
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Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
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- Larry.
- Oh, shit.
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- Oh!
- Bob!
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- How's it going?
- It's great to see you.
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Great to see you.
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I got this movie thing
I wanted to talk to you about.
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I'm not gonna touch movies.
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The last one I had was a $200 million indie.
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- I think I lost money.
- I can't argue with you there.
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You know, I got this TV thing
I wanted to talk to you about.
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It's a reality documentary-style thing.
You with me?
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You know, not so much.
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No, I hear you. You're looking good.
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- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
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- Take care, Larry.
- See you, Bob.
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The strawberries are really plump.
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I bet you they're organic.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Oh! So sorry.
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I'm so sorry. I ran right into you.
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- Did I get you?
- No, I didn't get anything.
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- Okay.
- Um, are you okay?
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- I'm fine, thank you.
- I'm sure it was my fault.
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No, I think it was mine. Sorry.
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Thank you.
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What was that?
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What do you mean, what was that?
What was that with you?
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I was talking about the strawberries.
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Yeah, "The strawberries
are probably organic."
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Yeah, they probably are.
They're really plump.
251
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,957
You decided to physically assault him?
252
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,585
It wasn't an assault.
I was just trying to keep him here
253
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,922
because your
"organic strawberry" line wasn't exactly foxy.
254
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:15,882
I just need to eat one thing to regroup.
255
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,593
No, no, no. No! I said... Hey.
256
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,345
Hey, I said no.
257
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,223
Anyway, it was good to see you.
258
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,016
Thanks, Gabrielle.
259
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,435
- So nice to see you, hon.
- Good to see you.
260
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,104
- Okay, bye-bye.
- Okay. Bye.
261
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:34,818
Hey, man, how's it going?
262
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:35,902
Good.
263
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,987
Um, congrats on the show.
264
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,323
It looks fantastic. You did a great job.
265
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,783
Thank you, brother. I appreciate it.
266
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,785
Uh, real quick, before you... I wanted to, uh...
267
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,620
I just wanted to clear the air, to apologize.
268
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,247
I really misbehaved last week.
269
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,290
And I want you to know I respect your work.
270
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,334
- I would love to do it again.
- Oh, thanks, man.
271
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,919
No, I appreciate it.
272
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,296
- And, um...
- It's so good to see you.
273
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,466
- Hey, real... Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
- What is it?
274
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,969
Do you... I just want
to make sure you know who I am. I'm Brett.
275
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,179
The guy from the sound mix.
276
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,474
The guy who was...
I played those coyote tracks.
277
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,519
And I just wanted
to make sure you... You know.
278
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,980
I just wanted to clear our air,
'cause I'd love to work with you again,
279
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,314
if... You know.
280
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,819
Get the fuck out of here.
281
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,197
Man, I'm just trying to, like, apologize to you.
282
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,824
Get the fuck out of here.
283
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,494
Get the fuck out of here.
284
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,121
Get the fuck out of here!
285
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,373
Sorry, guys. I was just joking.
286
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,585
Okay, okay.
287
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,797
- You know, I'm just kidding.
- Okay, I got it.
288
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,174
I'm kidding. I'm fucking with you.
289
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,800
It's all good. It's all good, it's all good.
290
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,886
Coyote-loving motherfucker.
291
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:36,940
- 'Sup?
- Hey.
292
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,527
Can I bum a smoke from you?
293
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,655
Sure.
294
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,240
- Thank you.
- Here.
295
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,827
Hey, Miguel, your mom looks hot tonight.
296
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,411
Shut the fuck up, Adam.
297
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,247
Look at her. She looks good.
298
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,665
Dude, doesn't she look hot?
299
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,461
- Adam?
- Yeah.
300
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:02,048
- Come here.
- You want me to go over there?
301
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,591
Yeah.
302
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,890
How can I help you?
303
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,522
- Shit, man.
- That was sick.
304
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,065
She just, like, blew it right in my face.
305
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,775
- Just calm down, Jesus.
- Listen.
306
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,944
If you get cancer, I'm really sorry.
307
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,029
- Really?
- It's gonna be sad.
308
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,781
It was nice to meet you guys.
309
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,533
- Thank you, Miguel.
- Yeah.
310
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,618
- Have a good night.
- You, too.
311
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,864
Hello? Is anybody out there?
312
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:09,657
Hello?
313
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,159
- Yes.
- Ah, great.
314
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,952
Hey, buddy, you think
you could see if there's a...
315
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,121
A roll of toilet paper in one of these stalls?
316
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,332
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure.
317
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,917
Oh, thanks, man.
318
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,054
Whoa!
319
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:35,224
- What was that?
- I got a nice big roll for you.
320
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,559
Here you go. Ready for it?
321
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,353
- Uh, yeah.
- Up top.
322
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,854
- Just drop it.
- Bombs away.
323
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,356
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
324
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,816
Yeah, yeah, you're welcome.
325
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,156
It's actually really nice toilet paper.
326
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,158
They... You know,
this is a nice place, they use double-ply.
327
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,203
And it's quilted, you know?
I hate when it's single ply.
328
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,414
You know? Your finger goes through,
and you get shit on your finger, and...
329
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,545
What kind of toilet paper
do you have in your house?
330
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,173
You know, pal, could you
just give me a little bit of, uh...
331
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,633
Just a little bit of privacy?
332
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,886
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
333
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,429
Thanks for the T.P., pal.
334
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,057
Yeah, sure, okay.
335
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,725
Good... Good luck.
336
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,852
Yeah, I think I'll be all right.
337
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,270
Jesus.
338
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,944
There's a big empty hole
in our community
339
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,571
and if we don't do something about it,
340
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,242
our kids are going
to be even more disenfranchised
341
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,452
and lost than we are now.
342
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,915
There's, like, bird shit all over the place.
343
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:45,336
I mean, you got kids
eating five-day-old sloppy joes.
344
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,047
Our public school system is broken.
345
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,718
I don't think we can fix our old schools.
346
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,095
But I'll tell you what we can do.
347
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,930
We can build a new one.
348
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,225
Isn't a great school nothing more than a box
349
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,186
and an inspired teacher inside of it?
350
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,815
We need a great charter school
here in Eagle Rock.
351
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,860
Let's create a place
for our children to flourish.
352
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,906
You know what? It's so crazy,
353
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,242
when you were talking
about the charter schools.
354
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,328
My daughter is going to start kindergarten.
355
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,663
- Really?
- Next year, yeah.
356
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,498
And so we've been talking about, like,
357
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,834
where is she going to go?
What is she going to do?
358
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,795
And I was like, why is there not somewhere,
359
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,630
like a community place?
360
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,508
Somewhere that I can put her
and feel good about it,
361
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,427
with, like, a lot of different people.
362
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,888
I don't want to have to put her
in a private school...
363
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,807
- Right, no.
- ...where she doesn't get to experience,
364
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,642
like, what life is like where we live.
365
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,311
- Exactly, exactly.
- You know what I mean?
366
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:47,023
- Right.
- I mean, why is there not a great place?
367
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,817
Well, we'll make one.
368
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,736
Okay.
369
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,113
This is me, by the way.
370
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,824
I'm just right here on the right.
371
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:02,663
Perfect.
372
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,916
- This is it?
- Yeah.
373
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,294
Thank you.
374
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,879
Thanks for the ride.
375
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,923
- Glad I could help.
- That's so great of you.
376
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,176
I'm just going to get my purse. Um...
377
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,388
Oh.
378
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,432
Sorry, but why
379
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,227
is the cutest thing I've ever seen in your car?
380
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,521
'Cause Lucy's the cutest thing
you'll ever see.
381
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,147
- Is that your daughter?
- Yeah.
382
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,149
- Oh.
- Lucy and Esperanza.
383
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:33,361
- Beautiful.
- 11 and 13.
384
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,696
Oh, my God. That's amazing.
385
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,074
Wow, got a houseful of ladies.
386
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,409
Three against one. That's pretty intense.
387
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,537
Actually, it's two against one. I'm divorced.
388
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,706
Oh, God, sorry.
389
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,458
No, please, don't be sorry.
390
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,545
We get along well. Like, surprisingly well.
391
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,923
And, you know, now
I get to have the kids three, four times a week,
392
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,551
and I get to give them everything,
393
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:59,595
100%. And then she has them
and she gives them 100%.
394
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,098
And then I'm at work doing what I do,
395
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,225
and, um, it just works out really great.
396
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,398
So, yeah. Well, good.
397
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,067
Um...
398
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,820
It was so nice to meet you.
399
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,530
- It was nice meeting you.
- Yeah.
400
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,157
- Right. Good night.
- Okay.
401
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,241
Good night.
402
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,707
People are going in and out.
They're not even checking.
403
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,000
We can totally go.
404
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,672
He saw me. He saw me.
405
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,049
He saw me. I think he's coming.
406
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,844
Hi.
407
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,764
Are you okay?
408
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:44,974
Yeah, I was looking for your earring.
409
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,809
- Oh, it's...
- Oh, there it is.
410
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:47,935
- There it is.
- Thanks.
411
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,396
- I'm so glad.
- She dropped her earring.
412
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,274
Are you an actor?
413
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,152
- Um...
- Yes. He's brilliant.
414
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,778
Is there something you want to tell me?
415
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,615
Um... Uh, yeah.
416
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:04,243
- Because... Because this is getting weird.
- Um...
417
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,121
Just that I'm a really big fan.
418
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,415
Of what?
419
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,418
Um, The Greenest Grass,
The Time of No Reply,
420
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,629
Helplessly, Hopelessly.
I mean everything, really.
421
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:15,671
You have great taste.
422
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,217
And, um, I lost my virginity
after watching Into the Fire.
423
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,511
Well, that's the highest
compliment you could possibly...
424
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,390
I'm glad I could, in some small way,
425
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,476
contribute to your life-changing event.
426
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,645
- It was last week.
- My work is done.
427
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,813
- It wasn't last week.
- I'm... I know.
428
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,234
- Would you and your friend like to join me?
- We really would.
429
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,902
- I'm Tina.
- Hello, Tina, I'm Larry.
430
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,904
- So nice to meet you. I'm a big fan, too.
- Nice to meet you.
431
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,907
Uh, Larry, uh, Alex.
It's a real pleasure to meet you.
432
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,533
The pleasure is mine.
433
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,244
You know Richard Jenkins?
434
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,913
Of course, I've known Rich
ever since the Trinity Rep days.
435
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,831
And believe me,
he'd appreciate that compliment.
436
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,668
The moonbeams come out of your hands...
437
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,169
- No, no, no, no, no.
- And your feet.
438
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,505
- I'm not... It's not that good.
- He's so brilliant.
439
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,673
- No.
- Yes!
440
00:20:58,757 --> 00:20:59,840
Come on,
give me a little Jimmy Stewart,
441
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,550
- Come on, come on.
- Jimmy Stewart. The moonbeam!
442
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,843
"What do you want, Mary?
443
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,679
"You want the moon?
I'll throw a lasso around it,
444
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:05,721
"pull it down for you."
445
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,685
I mean, you wouldn't have anybody
talking about lassoing the moon.
446
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,728
- No.
- They would just probably be
447
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,731
blowing it the fuck
out of the sky or something like that.
448
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,316
Right, in 3D.
449
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,818
"Look at the moon. Let's kill it."
450
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:22,071
As long as everything gets blown to shit.
451
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:57,458
Oh, my God.
452
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,586
I can't believe this is happening.
453
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:01,796
How did this happen?
454
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,172
You. That's how it happened.
455
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:04,465
It is all you, pal.
456
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,468
No, we make a great team.
We're like the Dynamic Duo,
457
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:10,596
- Wonder Twins or some shit. I don't know.
- Yes!
458
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,264
Oh, my God, I keep forgetting to ask you.
459
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,599
- What?
- I have to go to Houston
460
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,643
to get all my shit and bring it back here.
461
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:17,728
Will you come?
462
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,438
Yeah, yeah, I'll come.
463
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,315
- Okay.
- Yeah, that will be fun.
464
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:22,733
It'll be so fun!
465
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,238
- Oh, my God.
- How do I look?
466
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:28,656
- Effin' amazing.
- Am I holding up?
467
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,324
- Yeah. How do I look?
- You look great.
468
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,409
Come here, let me just fix this.
469
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,168
- Thanks.
- Crushin' it in those Spanx.
470
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:44,046
Yes. I can't feel anything below my waist.
471
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,673
- Lord.
- See you in a minute.
472
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:48,676
Okay, all right. Oh, my God.
473
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,429
Thanks a lot, brother.
474
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,329
Alex, get in. I think I just had
a breakthrough looking at a bird.
475
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:19,081
I want to hear all about it.
476
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,667
- But I have a situation right now.
- What's going on?
477
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:25,045
Hey, it's Alex! Life of the party!
478
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,381
Larry.
479
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:30,926
I'll catch up with you guys tomorrow?
480
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,221
- Cool?
- Yeah.
481
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,015
Drive safe, fellas.
482
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,475
You too. Let's go.
483
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:52,907
Hello?
484
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,868
- Yeah.
- You all right?
485
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:59,663
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah?
486
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,582
That's a lot of high pitch in there.
487
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:06,795
I don't know, man.
488
00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:12,593
I didn't even realize
it was happening, you know?
489
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,429
I kind of saw it.
490
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,389
- You did?
- Yeah, a little bit.
491
00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,434
- I'm sorry, man.
- Yeah.
492
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,063
I'm such a fuckin' idiot.
493
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:28,275
I feel really embarrassed and I feel really...
494
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,735
Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.
495
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,245
This song is called Tom Sawyer.
496
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,873
And it is about a magical, amazing,
497
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,375
and inspired person
498
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:48,379
who lifts the spirits of everyone around him
499
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:52,216
by the very nature of who he is.
500
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:56,887
Tom Sawyer never needs to be embarrassed.
501
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,138
Okay?
502
00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:00,849
Yeah.
503
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,604
Are we doing this or what?
504
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,314
- Yeah.
- Yes!
505
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,082
No, his mind is not for rent
506
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,751
To any God or government
507
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,462
Always hopeful,
yet discontent
508
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,382
He knows changes
aren't permanent
509
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,759
But change is
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